Lifted from a 4chan board (author unknown), a letter from a dystopian future (via):
Living in EU-mandated Tolerance Zone #2931
Wake up late for work at vegan food packaging plant
Get dressed in a rush and leave as quickly as possible
Forget to take my mandatory estrogen suppository and injection
Come up at a Privilege Checkpoint after I leave the subway
As I pass the scanner sirens start blaring
”WARNING, PRIVILEGE REACHING APOCALYPTIC LEVELS, 10,000 MEGAHITLERS OF OPPRESSION DETECTED”
Everyone around me runs away screaming, some otherkin genderfluids near me writhe on the ground in pain at the oppression field I emit
Guards in full biohazard gear beat me and drag me away
Get a bag put over my head and thrown into the back of a vehicle of some sort
After 11 hours of torture with giant phalluses all of my limbs are sore and I am sentenced to 7 trillion years in a CIS Containment Facility
I arrive at my CIS-containment facility after 3 hours riding the CIS transporation vehicle which has no seats other than giant phalluses
Immediately my oppression-causing male genitals are surgically removed
As CIS-priveleged male I spend 12 hours a day being treated via correctional anal-phallic insertional therapy via trans-genderal tesla phalluses
Get taught to aspire to be like the great and noble Swedes who ascended to a higher plane of consciousness.
It’s funny ’cause it’s quickly becoming true.
Once again a dumb American blaming Swedes for the shit Americans invent. Feels good not to take responsibility for feminism and mass immigration, I suppose. The Frankfurt School was welcomed in the U.S. with open arms when Sweden was pro-Reich, had the world’s foremost race-biological research institute, and refused to take part in the pro-Jewish war against Germany and its allies. American media spread the brainwashing throughout the West, after having caused the death of millions together with the U.S. ally, “Uncle Joe” Stalin.
When Americans talk about feminism and other U.S.-promoted ills in their own country, they correctly place the blame on the Left. When they talk about other countries, it’s “the Swedes”, not leftists in Sweden. A country with an anti-immigration party in parliament, unlike the U.S. Since Americans are evidently incapable of understanding other countries, maybe they should just shut up about them. Seems that whenever Americans get involved with other continents it is either to bring in immigrants to the West (e.g. Bush pushing for the EU to take in Turkey as a member) or to kill hundreds of thousands to destroy Israel’s enemies. The stars that wave over Washington no longer have five points but six.
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Gay.
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It’s so nice to see you accept your sexuality.
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What are you, some kind of half-a-fag?
I’m sure YOU enjoyed hearing about all this anal penetration…
You fairy.
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Oh, I am a lesbian in a man’s bpdy. I love to eat pussy.
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indeed; a gay wet dream even.
is that you whiskey?
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In whiskey’s story the phalli would have been vividly described as black.
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“In whiskey’s story the phalli would have been vividly described as black.”
And circumcised?
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F you PA. I don’t see you over at SBDL. In fact, shut your trap before I give your stupid Polack ass the beating it deserves. Any time, any where. No one is a bigger White Knight than Stormfront losers. Don’t you have a 300 lb biker woman to service?
Put up or shut up. Any time anywhere. I am calling you out. Now.
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Good golly miss molly. A blog challenge to a real life fight is level 10 warning that you spend too much time online. Others say ten times worse things about you, but you chipmunk out only when I say something. How do I trigger you buddy?
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WhisKeY, calm the fuck down before your yarmulka goes spinning off into outer space.
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When t-h-w-a-c-k and I find common ground, beware muh-fuggerz!
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I laughed.
Whiskey betaman doesn’t always respond to taunts.
But when he does …
… He blows a gasket.
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It’s bizarre behavior. Can’t you just see his hands shaking? I’ve only seen him blow his gasket with me, and usually over an innocuous remark.
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I dunno. I thought 10,000 MegaHitlers of Oppressive Privilege was pretty damn funny.
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Yeah… I’ll give him the golf clap on the megahitler metric.
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[…] Letter From A Dystopian Future […]
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After getting out of the DC area, I found much of the rest of the country to be testosterone-friendly…well, the undeniably red state areas are. Purple areas are just as estrogen-induced as blue.
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Funnny that CH is riffing on gay dads and their adopted kids. The ones I know seem to adopt their little bundles of joy as political statements (to be fair, I won’t say that gay men in 50’s don’t actually want kids) meaning they get adopted kids of color. I’m wondering about the violence going the other way in 10 years when “Harvey Milk Smithsteinberg” towers over his elderly adopted parents.
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My name was Carlos but now I am known as 0f9c16ad. In some respects I should be happy to be alive. I’m one of the remaining 1000 males left on Earth. There was a time when there was billions of males on the earth. Then some schlub in a lab figured out men could be replaced by robots. Him and his colleagues are dead. Women long ago decided the Earth would be safer and better without men…most men agreed with them. Those men are all dead too. I spend my days in a small chamber completely hooked up and monitored by computers where my speed is harvested via tubes implanted in my testicles.
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[…] Letter From A Dystopian Future […]
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He, heh… megahitlers… droll.
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I thought it would be metric shitlords
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“I found much of the rest of the country to be testosterone-friendly”
yup. not a word about sex-change freaks, evil whites or transracial stuff here in my chunk of the heartland even though it’s a college town. seems like that garbage only exists on the coasts and the webz. unplug and the world is still very happy to have real men in it.
caught the first few eposides of califonication recently. what would hank do is a good idea but the early writing for him was interesting and not like I remembered at all.
initially he is not the sex god he morphs into in the later seasons. karen reveals he can’t fill a magnum condom. he usually doesn’t approach but gets approached (porn star, mia) or gets set up (lawyer who bangs the married guy, scientologist). the one he approaches in the bar ends with him on the bottom and leaving in the middle and she is old.
he fails to even finish with several women (director’s wife, scientologist) and is often on the bottom (mia) or in other ways not in control of the sex (scientologist falls off the bed in doggy) and even walks away from the porn star because he hears her baby crying.
the only oral he is shown getting is in a dream. he is quick to call his fling with the lawyer “dating”. she assumes it’s a one night thing and he says no. he pines for karen, supplicates to bill by taking the blogging job and only hooks up with women his own age (40s) except for the married girl in the first episode second scene and he willingly goes down on her and is eager to prove he knows where her clit is.
he is written as a fairly passive character simply reacting to the world around him. maybe this is more in line with tom k’s actual experience and later we get to see what tom wishes he and the world was.
i’ll go with what would hank do (in the later seasons)?
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Recent scientific discoveries regarding ethnicity and gender are strengthening our understanding on how to address income inequalities in our corporations.
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Didn’t even mention the flaccid enforcement division that responds to unauthorized erection violations, Without written authorization of the regulating agency describing the approved subject of arousal in the proper zone, the threat against social harmony was determined to require corrective action.
Accordingly no mention was made that timely erections by order of the state have higher chances of approval so long as they are in harmony with the principles of anti-ageism, body acceptance, and the rights of inherent to the subjects of arousal. In addition to this , being that the protection of our most vulnerable must remain a priority, subjects of minority age( girls under the age of 40) are statutorily protected with total prohibition as subjects of arousal.
It is also the prerogative of the agency to protect other vulnerable members of our society in any weakened malnourished conditions such that body mass indexes under 25 are not generally regarded as suitable subjects for leaving the legal umbrella – right of flaccidity – granted under the Acts Matriarchy for the defined class which define flaccidity as a right. Other possible physical states are well regulated privileges and must be approved as above. It is most reasonable given privileges granted arbitrarily at birth.
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Loved all of it, but this, THIS is quite the visual: vegan food packaging plant.
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Brought Soylent Green to mind.
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What did this poor fuck do to trigger the Privilege Checkpoint on such a seemingly unremarkable day that he didn’t on any previous day?
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stopped in at the Chateau no doubt…
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Indubitably.
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There will always be some resistance
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Good question. Inquiring minds want to know.
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yall just cant win; i had a white girl tell me the black girls shot daggers at her for waering African clothing she got from Africa.
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With Blax is like with women: you win by not trying to please.
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JSYK James, black women hate white women. Deep hate.
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Negresses hate everyone and everything until they come to the Lord.
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‘Forget to take my mandatory estrogen suppository and injection’
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He didn’t take his estro supplement.
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Forgot to take his estrogen.
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Forgot to take his meds: that’s a compelling explanation. But methinks that’s just an excuse. Anyone can be forgetful sometimes. The real reason, indeed, is that he visited the Chateau.
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You know who else forgot to take his meds? See Whiskey upstream.
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Recent scientific discoveries regarding ethnicity and gender are strengthening our understanding on how to address income inequalities in our corporations.
Yet managers are still scrambling to implement inclusiveness.
This diversity graphic provides visual tips on how embrace a multi-cultural workplace. You can include it on your company newsletter, world-wide-web page, or tradeshow flyers.
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Excellent!
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The modern usage of the term of ‘tolerance’ is pure Orwell as it’s the polar opposite of original meaning.
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Pleeeeease please pretty please, CH, do a post on Joyce Mitchell, the prison worker who was so enthralled with the badboy convict killer who seduced her she helped him escape (with his buddy) from Dannemora, a max security prison in upstate NY. I think of this blog whenever I see updates on it! Lol.
[CH: i’ve grown weary of posts about women and their ardor for prison inmates. too many of them. what new can be said on the subject? anyone who doubts women’s love for badboys at this stage in the game is unreachable anyhow.]
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Wasn’t there a judge that just did something similar? And she’s in her 50s!
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i think Amy was prison guard so maybe she can shed some light on the super hard max dick phenom?
(I hav a soft spot for white girls named Amy)
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No, I was never a prison guard. I had to go to Sing Sing prison a couple times for my old job. I don’t miss it at all. It’s a dismal, scary place. Anyway, I admit I get entertainment value out of this prison “badboy” story (and its similarity to the Shawshank movie), but it’s serious stuff– these guys are still on the loose and they’re killers.
I hope it makes people rethink the idea of having women working in men’s prisons, and vice versa. It’s a recipe for disaster. I don’t even see any benefits to it. Sexual dynamics aside, women can be overpowered more easily, so on what planet is it a good idea to have them guarding violent criminals?
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Amy,
We’re all equal. Get with program.
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Radix Journal: A Day in Utopia
http://www.radixjournal.com/journal/2015/6/13/a-day-in-utopia
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While efforts to encourage women to enter the STEM fields (an acronym for Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics) so they can enjoy earnings and job satisfaction on par with men, minority participation has lagged. To boost their standing in government diversity data collections, many corporations are thinking out-of-the-box to find ways to make their actual workforce look anything at all like the happy diversity teams on their world-wide-web pages.
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If you want to increase the number of women in STEM then raise the standards because men are stupid and only get ahead through hate oppression and rape. Once men cannot overcome these high standards the women will get rightful placement in STEM
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Where’s that cartoon with the guy wanting STEM signups and the girls all join gender studies then complain about no women in STEM?
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It just keeps getting better. Looks like Dolezolololzz will be getting her own reality show. I would renew my cable subscription just to see her go up against Caitlyn for ratings. Episode idea: Rachel goes to visit Caitlyn and the Kardashian Clan. Hilarity ensues when Rachel tries to steal Lamar Odom from Khloe (or whoever she’s mudsharking with now.).. Kim throws a glass of wine in her face, which results in a cat fight between Caitlyn and Rachel. When it’s over, the two then reconcile to not to fight among themselves anymore since they are both trannies and they should “stick together girlfriend!” They then exchange makeup tips and Rachel educates Caitlyn on how to do a black girl weave.
[CH: ratings bonanza. meanwhile, national debt climbs into the googlesphere and expatriation rates continue their upward trajectory.]
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I’ll only watch if they promise to wear the do’s that have been featured in elmer’s memes.
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http://nypost.com/2015/06/16/black-or-white-no-doubt-rachel-dolezals-photos-are-red-hot/
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with the exception of Lady Thatcher, I am not impressed with female leaders or their respective countries (cuntries?). A few examples: argentina, brazil, germany, norway,denmark, jamaica, various other third world nations, and soon to be added to the list, Scotland. Lady Thatcher didn’t run her campaign specifically as a woman for women btw. The third world does this thing where they act like they are ahead and doing wonderful things when they put people in to power who are further left than their european counterparts.
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I’m sure there’s a novel there somewhere.
This society is begging to be satirized, parodied, ridiculed, and humiliated.
Never let up.
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I’m pretty sure it’s been done quite a few times… Vonnegut probably being the most known, but there have been a few lesser novelists throwing their cockrings into the ring.
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I’d prefer something more contemporary. I’ve heard ‘The Hungry Wolves of Van Diemen’s Land’ is quite good.
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Try the RAY-CISS novels of Harold Covington’s Northwest tetralogy…
The Hill Of The Ravens
A Distant Thunder
A Mighty Fortress
The Brigade
Some say The Brigade is the best, but they each have their individual charms.
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You brought up Vonnegut and the first book of his that comes to mind is Breakfast of Champions.
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Amidst the growing competitiveness for jobs in the New Media, many writers living in Brooklyn, NY are pushing their comfort zone in an effort to reach a wider digital audience.
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Thank you for authorizing this original artwork. Apparently it is too much for the alphas of ROK, and I have been banned. I am trying not to be an asshole about it.
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GasButtox never gets old… GBFM never gets old… that They Live and its variations will probably never get old…
But I gotta tell ya, as a friend… this meme is beginning to wear.
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“… this meme is beginning to wear”
I have committed the unpardonable sin of violating the 48-hour meme rule.
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puns, elmer.
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Elmer…
You should use your Photoshop skills and abundant free time to take on who will be the female face of the US $10 Bill (see story)…. Would be a visual for an epic beta bux alpha fux fiat dollar post by CH or GBFM… My nominee Alana Massey…
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Only 10 Giga Hitlers? Pussy.
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Yet it still trumps a teramussalini…
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Not going to happen. All out WAR is coming to Europe as half of Africa tries to get in. Along with half the ME. Imagine the Balkans times 100. Mass Turd World immigration is discontinous. Suddenly breaks. Euro women will side with the invaders, tingles. Euro men will get tingles back by out killing them. Who is more deadly, an illiterate savage or a dutiful man able to sight and fire mortars all day long? Marie Le Pen rocks.
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I hope they’re going to accept foreign volunteers.
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I’m in… one last Hurrah, what? 😉
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I’ll just leave this here.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EI7nCZq51Ls
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I stopped watching after the clown said U-krauts… anyone trying to compare the Ukraine army to NAH-ZEEs is already fighting the Cathedral’s battle for them.
Meh.
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I stopped watching after the clown said U-krauts…
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https://www.dvidshub.net/news/166966/first-ukrainian-troops-complete-fearless-guardian
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Yes, the whole anti-facist trope became rapidly tiresome.
Still, there’s space out there in the forces arrayed against western style shit-libbery for those who know which end of a rifle is the dangerous one.
Donbas today, Western Europe tomorrow?
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Whiskey, sometimes you speak a little truth.
I wish you weren’t a mud shark.
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He still has to get in that little cuck neener-neener, though… notice that?
Let me know when he stops saying Puritan when he should be saying Jew and we’ll talk about a “little truth”.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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That sounds a lot like the parody piece that recently went up on Radix Journal. Same author?
http://www.radixjournal.com/journal/2015/6/13/a-day-in-utopia
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Hugo’s fantasy
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Many trans-racials struggle to overcome living in one world yet being identified with another. Yoga has been shown to help them align their perceived identities with societal-imposed gender and race expectations.
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My son claims to have been running with the nigs last night, and says they are pissed off about Rachel Donezal. He suggested I make a meme for white reggae, but in executing GoogleImages(“white rastafarian”) simply could not improve on what they have already done.
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Okay, elmer, you’ve breathed a little more life into this meme. Well -done.
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Look up the short film #Equality
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Here’s two more:
>live in Tolerance Zone #65
>be nu-trans fourth trimester transsensual Angst Profile ZETA-8 genderqueer pseudo-dyke reformed lesbiophilic heteromollusc
>see cis thin white male at the zoo
>ask “mommies, what’s that?”
>they don’t know
>Genderless Polyamorous Parental Unit #2 takes me into a Safe Zone and engages the Feelings Shield
>tells me that it is a monster from the beforetime
>tells me not to be scared, because the monsters’ penisocracy was smashed by the forces of the LBJQGTA5 Coalition in the Patriarchy Wars
>start to cry
>s/he opens his and/or her rainbow mesh vest and retrieves an estrogen pill to cheer me up
>feeling the calming femininity wash over me
>s/he tells me that the monsters aren’t allowed to hurt anyone anymore, only to work, to support our glorious society
>throw Privilege Peanuts at him
>everyone laughs
>take some soma
>go home and read some consensus-approved feelings-safe literature
>mfw
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A white heteronormative cisgendered CEO professor and Baptist preacher was teaching a class on Karl Rove, known Christian.
At this moment, a brave, trans-Asian, self-diagnosed pansexual demiromantic vegan multisouled person who had been free of all animal products and only bought products at the local transgender co-op boldly stood up, holding a glass filled with some white liquid.
“Hey, Professor, what is this?”
The arrogant professor smirked like a rapist and smugly replied “It’s clearly milk, you crazy faggot. What the fuck does milk have to do with political science?”
“Wrong. It’s an all natural vegan soy almond kombucha latte. No animals or transpeople were harmed or raped in the making of this product.”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Wall Street Journal. He stormed out of the room, clearly planning some kind of rape. The professor realized that he had been playing into the hands of the kyriarchy of CEOs, investment bankers, the Religious Right, and psychiatrists. He then killed himself. The proper term for this is “trans-dead”.
The students checked their privilege, all diagnosed themselves with autism and gender identity disorder and joined the Gay-Straight Alliance. An obese trans-eagle furry otherkin waddled into the room and tried to perch upon the American Flag, bending the flagpole in the process. All parties involved gave up meat, Christianity, and the right to bear arms.
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