Reader John Bonaccorsi has either perfected the art of the parody troll or channeled a spirit of sincere mewling manlettery so ripe for mockery that it comes to us inscribed on a giant purple strap-on.
Just saw your April 8 post entitled “The Essence Of Game Condensed To A Three Second Video.” Comments are closed there, so I’m posting the following here:
Are you f—ing insane, Chateau Heartiste? Your list of recommended game-techniques now includes battery with the potential of serious neck injury? I’m old enough to remember the all-white schoolyards of the late 1950s and the 1960s; I recall clearly the sociopathic white boys who were given to actions like yanking girls’ ponytails. Any male white who’s still engaging in that sort of thing in adulthood is long overdue to be castrated, I don’t care what effect it has on any brainless white woman.
I’ve pulled a few ponytails in my young lad’s life. Little did I know the sociopathic nature of the heinous act of violence I was perpetrating on the empowered community, and how I should have been locked up with the key thrown away and my pubertal balls sent to the chopping block.
John, for your sake, I hope you are joking. Otherwise you may as well shave yourself down to a shiny infant sheen, tuck your impudent junk, and become Lena Dunham’s eunuch ass wiper. Prepare to work up a sweat.
“Prepare to work up a sweat.” FTW!
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2day da GBFM is scelebrating fathersz day many times over!!!
http://www.spike.com/articles/q1nho0/the-top-10-athletes-with-the-most-illegitimate-children
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When a girl said to me, “20% of all girls who go to college are sexually assaulted” I said, “Girls shouldn’t go to college. They should get married and make babies.”
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The TFRs [Total Fertility Rates] are actually quite low. 10 children by 10 different women is [at least superficially] a TFR of 10 / 10 = 1.0 children per woman, which [at least superficially] is extinction-level for the females involved. If they’re all Alpha Widows, and had no other children [by other men], then these women are unbreeding themselves right out of existence.
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Knew before checking the link that they’d all be Norwegians.
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Deys all black? Go figger.
:duckface
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Spider-Man Needs to Be White and Straight, Say Leaked Sony Emails
http://variety.com/2015/film/news/sony-hack-peter-parker-spider-man-white-straight-1201524150/
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“…the agreement includes the caveat that Spider-Man is ‘not a homosexual (unless Marvel has portrayed that alter ego as a homosexual).'”
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Dylan Roof for president
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[…] By CH […]
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Very deserving.
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The tradcons strike again.
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Boomers…smh
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What is in the least “tradcon” about Bonaccorsi’s concern trolling — other than your deploying the usual straw man for lack of anything perceptive to say? Polack.
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What is in the least “tradcon” about Bonaccorsi’s concern trolling — other than your deploying the usual straw man for lack of anything perceptive to say? Polack.
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Oh be quiet, you Jesuit freak.
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I’d have guessed Arbiter is German.
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Pillow biter? Why yes, I do believe you’re right!
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I’d have guessed Arbiter is German.
No, he’d spell his name correcly if that were the case.
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You know, other than the occasional Ashkenazic -vs- Sephardic grievance-fest, the Eskimos don’t suffer from all this in-group bickering. It makes us such an easier target for them; so much easier for them to manipulate us.
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[…] Troll Of The Week: Violent, Criminal Playground Boys Pulling Ponytails […]
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Speaking of Lindy West et al, here’s one of their favorite lies being picked up again by HuffPo:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/12/survey-1-in-5-sexual-assault_n_7573016.html?
Twenty percent of young women who attended college during the past four years say they were sexually assaulted, according to a Washington Post-Kaiser Family Foundation poll. But the circle of victims on the nation’s campuses is probably even larger.
Many others endured attempted attacks, the poll found, or suspect that someone violated them while they were unable to consent. Some say they were coerced into sex through verbal threats or promises.
In all, the poll found, 25 percent of young women and 7 percent of young men say they suffered unwanted sexual incidents in college.
A poll. Of course leftist women will say they were assaulted in order to reinforce one of their favorite false claims. What about police reports? Did HuffPo even talk to the police?
“Sexually assaulted” to most people means rape. But in the last paragraph it amounts to “unwanted sexual incidents”. You can bet this statistic will be repeated like this by the crazies: “Twenty percent of women are raped in college”.
The first time this 20-25-percent story showed up was after a feminist put together a survey for two leftist coastal universities, with voluntary participation. Meaning – every feminist in the Network would show up. Even then the answers weren’t to her liking, so she tweaked the questions, adding things like, did you ever feel that you were talked into having sex? Any Yes answer was added to the pile of “sexual assault,”, later transforming into “twenty percent of women are raped in college”.
This is the basis for money being channeled to feminist groups on campus, adding to the coffers for the professional leftist class. This is the basis for nonsense projects like “rape hotlines” on campus, an easy sinecure for feminists. These hotlines are reportedly dead silent. Why would you call a “rape hotline” anyway when you can call the police? That is, if something REAL happens. Feminists prefer to set up their own policing where male students are expelled because of charges the police throw out immediately. Remember the girl in California who claimed she was raped, a week after a party, even though she had sent text messages to the guy asking if he had condoms before going to his room, and then sent a text to a friend saying “I’m going to have sex now”.
Still waiting for Lindy West, Lena Dunham and HuffPo to show the slightest bit of compassion for the 1,400 White girls raped by Pakis in Rotherham.
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That doesnt take into consideration the number of non-rape rapes. Where the guy doesnt want to have sex with the woman, doesnt have sex with her, and then said woman claims she was raped by the guy anyways. By this metric most women are rape victims. All it takes is an aggressive investigator and prosecutor and life is hell for the guy.
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Every time I see this garbage statistic I think of places like Johannesburg where rape, real actual violent leaves a woman dead or wishing she was rape, actually happens. Perhaps a few years there would help these idiots change their minds as to what the crime of rape actually is. I have found that when people who are hypersensitive to every perceived and imaginary slight their simian brains can conjure actually have to deal with real pain, real struggle, real issues, that their perspective changes and they even have a chance to become actual people rather than frightened little children jumping at every noise.
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Rape is so bad in South Africa that a white woman came up with an anti- rape device that is inserted into the vagina.
This device would clamp on the the head of a rapist’s penis causing sever pain, and it had to be surgically removed.
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Here is the device :
http://boingboing.net/2010/07/22/south-african-doctor.html
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Men are soft howadays… back in my day, that was considered foreplay.
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> “…she tweaked the questions, adding things like, did you ever feel that you were talked into having sex?…” I hate to be all Benedict Arnold here, but Game techniques are so fabulously 1000% effective that putting her through the algorithmic ringer, pumping her hard, and then immediately dumping her, really is a form of psychological rape. Not a physical rape, obviously, but a certainly an utter psychological humiliation, living at the nexus between the reptilian brain-stem and the conscious sense of identity and self-worth.
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In all, the poll found, 25 percent of young women and 7 percent of young men say they suffered unwanted sexual incidents in college.
The way things are going, there should now be stories saying “In all, the poll found, 80 percent of young men and 7 percent of young women say they suffered from never having the opportunity to enjoy any sexual incidents in college.”
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His name links to a FB page that contains one article about the Martin-Zimmerman case. I’m gonna say its parade trolling considering the delay in his response the Game in Three seconds post.
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Parody trolling
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“Parade trolling” does conjure up such a fun mental image though.
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Yeah I Thought the same thing. See Alpha Troll of the Month, I think its slut walk Brazil, for some Parade Trolling.
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https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/10/26/alpha-troll-of-the-month/
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What is with this limp wrist hyperbole?
Are these neck beards so deprived of actual violence that the categorize sophomoric teasing as assault???
Guys like this should get mugged once IRL… I think their personal perspective would change dramatically.
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They call this Poe’s Law.
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Is this the first time you’ve posted on the weekend?
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Poe’s Law.
Could be, maybe, sorta trying to out-Godfrey “Godfrey Elfwick” after his triumph the other week in making his #wrongskin jape into A Thing, courtesy of that nutty mitteleuropaeische slag being outed as an IRL example. (He’d been working it up since at least April, following on from things like the St*rBuckzz racetalk imbecilities “I always insist that Black People are served ahead of me. After all, they pick the beans, they go first. Simple.” – G. Elfwick).
Could be an utter wanker, and sincere .. but I smell mischief … anything that raises the standard of trolling is to be welcomed, I say.
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YaReally, Sentient, HABD, Wala et al
Short vignette. HB8 I banged a few weeks ago (and posted about it). Different city but we still text and she sends naked pics etc.
Anyway – just for fun I randomly texted her like “Hey, how tall are you?”. She says “5’6 – why do you want to know?”
And I just refused to tell her all evening and just kept joking around and messing with her.
It’s amazing – she just HAD to know..like she was a cat who HAD to get that string being yanked just out of her reach. She kept initiating texts all evening.
I’ve banged her already but this is true for anyone I think. Fascinating.
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@Culum some of these girls are bored and start wondering, it’s like a kitten with a ball of string.
I’m tall so when I ask “how tall are you?” they usually reply below 5’5″—to which I reply: “I can pick you up like a kitten” which always gets them curious about that imagery.
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Wala – good point – I need to get the next line in the sequence ready. Not like a routine or anything but it’s worth setting that up to take it somewhere.
YaReally – I did check out that Julien vid and several others. Some of it is stuff that’s nothing new to anyone who has read CH and your archives, but some of the stuff about affecting girls’ emotions is genuinely fascinating.
Had a nasty date today with a HB7 27 year old though. Won’t bother with a long report because it will go into mod, but basically I never got through to her emotionally. Even my best stories barely got a mild emotional response – these are GOOD stories and I have a lot of practice. It was just flat. What do you do with these girls?
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” Even my best stories barely got a mild emotional response – these are GOOD stories and I have a lot of practice. It was just flat. What do you do with these girls?”
Stack disqualifiers lol make fun of her basically. If she isn’t interested in your stories about yoursef then turn the tables and put the spotlight on her instead and put her on the defensive because she likes that more than she likes yapping about her own stories. Drop the stories and go for her emotional jugular and get her qualifying herself and thinking you’re a bit of an asshole but then a nice guy but then an asshole etc etc giving her an emotional rollercoaster ride.
Think of it like you’re entertaining a 5yo with a book but they’re not paying attention or don’t seem that into it. Instead of sticking with the book and it might be a great book that most kids love, calibrate to this kid and throw on an exciting movie instead. Or play a game with them. Engage them on a different level.
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““how tall are you?” they usually reply below 5’5″—to which I reply: “I can pick you up like a kitten” which always gets them curious about that imagery.”
This is good. But if you wanted to supercharge it, throw in disqualifiers to add that emotional rollercoaster ride:
“How tall are you?”
“5’5”
“So short. Are you a hobbit?”
“Lol how tall are you??”
“Way too tall for you.”
“Tell me”
“You’re going to need heels.”
“Lol I hate wearing heels”
“Short AND a bad dresser. If you turn out to be bad in bed on top of all that I’m deleting you.”
“Omg lolololz”
Basically while what you’re saying is GOOD, and better than what 90% of normal dudes would say because it IS playful and sexual…it could be charged with more rollercoaster/qualifying for more impact/attraction.
It’s not that you NEED it to get the lay…but it’s fun to play with and gives her an experience that she doesn’t normally get with guys. It’s very rare for her to have to chase or invest or defend herself or impress a guy. Most guys are dying to give the milk away for free as soon as possible.
Just something to play with. I use a ton of this shit in my game and it’s part of why I get an emotional impact that dwarfs looks.
Like a lot of the guys who cry that girls just care about looks are running fucking boring game (not even talking about normal chodes I’m talking even experienced dudes studying red pill Manosphere PUA game) that’s primarily based in seeking rapport and comfort ASAP and they don’t do push pull and emotional rollercoaster shit so they’re kind of interesting to the girl but they aren’t CAPTIVATING getting inside her fuckin brain and taking over her RAS. So ya she picks the good looking guy over them, but she’ll pass him up if you make a strong enough emotional impact on her. Pimps and wifebeaters aren’t all 6’4″ 6-packed rich jocks. Most of them are pieces of shit but they have more emotional impact on the girl and she’s more invested in them and keep coming back for another hit of emotions.
This is where the armchair warrior says “but yareally that’s just the low self esteem girls who are probably all heroin addicts that wouldn’t work on a high quality girl!!!” and demonstrates that they don’t go out.
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@wala
reply in mod
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> “Had a nasty date today with a HB7 27 year old though.” Yesterday, I tried talking to a slender HB6.5ish grad of a famous USA university, who’s still working in research there [Dept of Environmental “Science”], and it was like trying to communicate with a very buggy computer program designed to simulate mental instability. She had this bizarre grin on her face [some Cluster B Histrionics/Narcissism there] combined with unblinking eyes [Cluster A Schizo?] combined with interrupting me and muttering stuff under her breath in an attempt to establish social and intellectual dominance over me [very Cluster C Nurse Ratched stuff]. Evil Psychiatry Inc has certainly succeeded in destroying these women’s hearts and minds and souls. tldr; == PRAY FOR THE FUTURE OF THE WHITE RACE.
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@YaReally pure gold. The one that I use here is “Did your family forget to feed you?”
Or “I’m the short one in the family” when I’m 6’2″.
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Try stacking it to increase her obsession, 3:57 in this vid:
Mystery knew his shit lol
For anyone who’s checked out the Julien PIMP vids I’ve linked about devalidation stacking, this is the multiple threading concept juliens shit is based on. It’s basically this concept but combined with negs/devalidation. Strongest chick-crack I’ve ever seen, makes the girl obsessed with qualifying herself and correcting your impression of her. Planning to do a write up about it in depth sometime. It’s the first legit evolution of classic MM to adopt it to the social media over-validation/over-entitlement era that I’ve seen.
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Isn’t this the guy who watched his women drive them into a ditch while saying he is the man in charge?
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YaReally, what is your success rate on approaches? Do you do a lifestyle approach or only certain times? Babe Ruth had to strike out a lot to become a hero….
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Isn’t this the guy who watched his whore drive them into a ditch while saying he was “the man in charge”?
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“Mystery knew his shit”
knew. past tense. we all know his game now.
from 27 march 08
“There are two ways to guarantee a healthy relationship. By healthy, I mean the girl is in love with you and there is no threat of her leaving; you have all the leverage you need to assure yourself peace of mind and a steady sexual outlet.
Meet your soulmate
If you are extremely lucky enough to cross paths with your soulmate this is the easiest way to live the kind of romantic bliss that Hollywood movies exalt. A soulmate connection is the Golden Ticket to happiness and a dreamlike existence. But it is rare. Don’t live as if it will happen to you.”
from Hank’s letter to Karen by Tom
“I met someone. It was an accident, I wasn’t looking for it, I wasn’t on the make it was a perfect storm. She said one thing and I said another and the next thing I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation.
It’s a big bad world full or twist and turns and people have a way of blinking and missing the moment. The moment that could have changed everything.”
can you meet your soulmate when you’re on the make?
game is powerful. be careful with it. part of success is knowing when to stop. the grass always looks greener but it usually isn’t. don’t flush your golden ticket down the toilet.
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YaReally – understood – will try. I’m still trying to figure out this disqualifyer/emotional hits thing – it’s kind of like a fuzzy picture in the distance – I have a vague idea what it means as I work to apply it. For the first time I’m *starting* to get what you and Julien etc mean when you say ANY emotion is good..you don’t want the girl to be flat. But it’s early days.
So if I understand right – stacking and changing conversational threads (MM style) is good because it shows lower investment on your part plus creates conversational tension the girl will want to resolve. Julien’s devalidation basically puts the girl into a “box” and that creates tension that the girl will want to resolve by climbing out of the box (hence why we make statements about her and not ask questions). But if you combine the two, you multiply the effect of both strategies – is that it?
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Live those old mystery vids. Already had that one.
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@Culum met up with a 28 year old I met and game online on OKC. Tall, smoking body, slim, face…not sure…HB 7….she was all nervous about the fact she couldn’t speak English well and maybe we wouldn’t have anything to say. I just said “Talking is over-rated, we can just stare at each other.”
She came, dressed up for a Sunday, nice dress, no make up, but decent. Sit down, I start the talking…just asking her lots of open-ended questions. She opens up. Then we start the Questions Game—totally gets her asking IOI type questions: “When was the last time you kissed a girl?” she asks….we do a staring contest. I just escalate kino….grab her hand hold it. We go to the big ferris wheel like the one in London…on the highest point, I grab her and kiss her…She’s responds…from there, I brought her back to my place. Made out, didn’t bang her, no type and she was resisting, would have taken a long time.
Point is, keeping cool the whole time, not second-guessing yourself…then seeing what she asks…when she started talking about “kissing” I knew it was on at some point. Also, comfort is more important than rapport.
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Walawala – sounds like a good date. Do you find it is worth doing activities with girls for a first date? I mean pre-bang? In the sense of is the effort worth it? I agree that it’s usually on if the girl herself brings up sexual stuff.
Uncharted – point taken and that’s what I am doing – she was pretty boring, but I just find the process interesting. I get plenty of sex and I don’t need this girl but I enjoy figuring out the psychology of it and what I could have done to get into her head. My stories are very good, but there’s a steady minority (10-15%) of girls who don’t respond to them – I need to do what YaReally says and try something else
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@Culum IF the girl is out with me on a date…it’s usually on. I’ve had very good success with bringing them home. The last 3 out of the 3 I brought home and banged 2 of them. The third was Sunday night’s and we made out and she will come over for dinner.
The shit-tests begin: “Cook for me” Me: “No, what’s your contribution?” Her: “As you said, do the dishes. Make fewer dishes then lol”
I think it doesn’t matter whether it’s a white cat or a black cat as long as it catches mice. If the girl is up for coming over, who cares whether she cooks or does the dishes? It’s her way of rationalizing coming over.
As for “boring” girls…I find that girls aren’t “boring” per se, they’re often socially maladapted, shy, or their reserved demeanour could be a shit-test.
I use Krauser’s “I had a feeling about you….” Her: “What what??? Me: You have that look my mom warned me about, sweet and proper in public…sex-crazed maniac in private, but you do have very feminine eyes…”
This always works at breaking the ice as does “Behave”…It never gets old.
Part of this is NOT feeling bored on my own. There’s an idea that I’ve slowly rid myself of that somehow I must be the one entertaining her.
I now fill those silences with staring contests, smiling at her, eye fucking her etc.
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Wala – I use that “sweet and proper” line too (with some custom variations to each girl) – it’s one of my standard lines when online dating in the initial messages and it rarely fails..
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For the girl who isn’t getting your stories, just move on. If a girl isn’t interested or laughing or flirting with me then she’s probably not interested and it’s not worth the effort to try to “save it”.
There are too many girls to focus on just one that is only 50% interested in you.
Plus maybe she’s just boring – I hate dating boring girls.
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“Do as you’re told, or it will happen.”
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“Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, other have greatness thrust upon them”
It doesn’t matter at which stage you pull the ponytail, fuck it, kudos to you if you can do it in the office while she’s making the tea
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“Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and others have greatness thrust upon them”
It doesn’t matter at which stage you pull the ponytail, fuck it, kudos if you can do it in the office environment while you’re both working
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Still pulling their ponytails, but I no longer believe they have cooties.
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Cooties are more prevalent… and virulent… nowadays.
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yep, here’s some proof.
rates of stds are highest in the 15-24 age group. ESPECIALLY for females.
of course it’s not their fault though. there’s a list of factors that explain why they are more susceptible to stds and it all just frames girls as victims. not a single mention of their lack of personal responsiblity.
http://www.advocatesforyouth.org/publications/publications-a-z/2301-young-people-and-sexually-transmitted-infections
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Oh, some still do have cooties.
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Pulling a girl’s pony tail—I still do that. But knowing these political correct times I have to do it in context….if they say something stupid, I will then look at them, then tug at it. It’s playful. Context is everything. Doing this to a random girl on the street—no. That would get you arrested in this city. Having a chat with a girl, negging her, then using the pony-tail tug as an escalation to more kino= yes.
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I was at a big summer party last year, all people I already know. HB8 is sitting on a lawn chair with a group of people, on somewhat uneven ground. I go over to say hello to her, and stumble a bit right as I’m getting up to her and pull her hair a bit. (Adult beverages, you ask? Who knows…)
Well, my earlier self would have been all apologetic, but thanks to CH and other places I just kept cool. Her eyes really lit up, so I gave another tug. A huge smile was the result.
Way too much “where I work and live” to take it any further, but still game changed what could have been an embarassing beta encounter into a little bit of mutually-affirming fun.
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I agree that context is everything, as in, you’re banging her from behind and you grab her hair.
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Have been reading this blog for a few months now, found many truths here. As a woman born and raised outside of US, I can attest to great many cultural changes (and not all of them favorable) in America today, more specifically those pertaining to gender relations, which in one word I could sum up as “artificial”. Let me elaborate: from the birds-eye view (which my foreign upbringing provides) it looks as if American men were beaten down and are now forced to put on a façade of a nice guy in most all daily interactions. It is as if you are afraid of making a wrong step and would rather not venture out into uncharted territory.
I am now single and have been in dating scene and let me tell you this: dating in America is unnecessarily complicated by the damage feminism inflicted upon American men. Case in point – most men I talk to online and via text use words such as “cutie”, “princess” (???) or “sweetie” repeatedly when addressing me, a grown woman. White men do that more often (probably comes as a byproduct of having been raised by a white woman, which is another undercurrent of emasculation entirely).
* As a cultural sidenote – I understand the whole population in my dating range is Disney-fied, men and women (wasn’t there a study that contends that too much Disney culture could be part of the high divorce rate in America?), just a few weeks back I was (pressured to be) part of office decoration team for a coworker’s birthday (who turned 32) who is obsessed with certain Disney character. So a bunch of people well beyond Disney age was there hanging up streamers and cutouts of said character, and decorations had to be in her favorite colors too! Fun Fun Fun! We are all princesses here! Only in America is it perfectly acceptable to be permanently stuck in childhood as far as relationships with other people go.
The experience of being called a princess or a sweetie is bizarre, especially if the person calling you that is someone you were considering dating, and were imagining him as this strong, powerful man (in my patriarchal childhood, I was taught that men are superior, cleaner and more noble than women. Period). So when you get hit by a text that sounds as if he is trying to endear himself to you, as if he is not enough already just because he is a man, it throws me off. It turns the table completely and the speed with which it is done makes me dizzy, and not in a good way. More like in a vomit-inducing way.
This is just a small example for why I respect the work CH is doing and keep coming to this blog almost daily, in addition to some reliable guffaws that most of his posts elicit. Keep up the noble work!
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Bumper sticker game
Confederate flag – alpha
Same flag with “Heritage not Hate” – beta
26.2 – due respect alpha
13.1 – not just beta, but also half-ass
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In the DC area, everybody puts their alma mater or kids’ universities stickers on their car windows. I’ve always wanted to get one made for Junkerschule Toelz in Gothic letters and drive around with it in Northern Virginia.
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Junkerschule Toelz – Outstanding
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You might succeed in catching the eye of some … Eskimo, are we saying now? … who works at Homeland.
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Very few people are well read enough to even have a clue as to what it is- the Waffen SS Officer Candidate Academy. Even Eskimos at DHS would probably be swooshed.
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Slow your roll CD; someone would google it and be scowling at you; but you’d also probably get a few winks and nods…
it would be an interesting experiment to run.
You could do it in the ghetto because ni66ers are ignorant and apathetic; I don’t know and I dont care…
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Awesome.
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My favorite Father’s Day songs:
Cat Stevens “Father and Son”
Mike and the Mechanics “Living Years”
Faster Pussycat “House of Pain”
Pearl Jam “Alive”
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“Coal Miner’s Daughter” 🙂
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More like “Son Of A Preacher Man”… you brazen hussy.
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“A Boy Named Sue”
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“A Boy Named Sue”
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T-h-w-a-c-k’s mama’s favorite Father’s Day song is
“Won’t Get Fooled Again”
She likes to join in on the scream near the end.
lzlzozlzozlozlozlozlozlozl
/jes’ playin’, bro 😉
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Cats in the cradle
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I had a COTW post here last summer inspired by “Coal miner’s daughter”, and also by a news item about two pretty meth-head whores. It was called “The best a woman can be.”
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I checked it out. Nice. I find it reassuring that that is “all” a woman needs to do to be her best. I constantly feel pressure to be “more.”
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Interesting.
1950s normal masculine behavior = 2015 sociopathy
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“John Key” Specials on Friday nights at the Venus rooms in Christchurch, NZ.
Involves ponytails and, er… other stuff.
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I’m down with the Heartistian ways and all but these days something as mundane and harmless as ponytail pulling of some broad could end a man up with a long stretch in Negro College (prison) due to the VAWA vagina laws the yids have set up. Thus I suppose the words of advice to live by are: “If the woman’s not cool you best not act the fool”.
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Meanwhile muslim rape gangs have at it in jolly old europe. Not a peep from the left.
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And there never will be. The left exists to smash the patriarchy and destroy white families, not protect the single-mothered prole girls they create. In fact, since(as noted by our host) the sexual market rules all other markets, it’s quite likely that access to slim, young shiksas has always been a prime motivator of the culture of critique. It’s meta pick up. Isolate the girl; denigrate those cock blocking traditions, institutions and familial attachments. Build comfort and rapport; we have so much oppression in common. Step 3; profit then poop on her chest and convince her its liberation.
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At least say Paki rape gangs you tool. Islam=/=substance abuse.
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Sorry, ho… we can’t tell the good ones from the rest of the pack.
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That’s nothing. I knew a guy who couldn’t tell the diff between a Jew and a Muslim.
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The NZ Prime Minister is very keen on pulling pony tails. He even does it on camera – no shit.
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BDDG with the greatest icon of all time.
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Man I thought I go on some tangents!
So I was at a bar party shortly after this hair-pulling clip was posted in April. Later during said party this attractive gal who I’d been bantering with bends over, beautiful ass right in my face. She had white tight pants with the sexy slits, and this gold belt-chain thing around the waist. Immediately the hair-pulling clip came to mind & I said to myself WTF, and I pulled on her waist chain. And you know what? She turned around and looked me right in the fuckin eyes with that same wet pussy doeey eyed glazed over look that our hair tug girl has. So fuck off John if your even for real…boys used to chase girls and pull at their skirts during recess back in a bygone era.
As I continue on my man-up alpha journey I find I get away with lots more indiscretion than I once did. That said, much depends on DHV, maintaining frame, etc, you know, all that knowledge we’re supposed to be learning and applying. Might be time for another approach week CH!
PS: the Rachael-They Live clip was fuckin epic. I actually saw it in the theater-the only 1 in attendance! It’s actually a good B movie.
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Second that. Did this to a hot little waitress with super long jet black hair in a ponytail at my local watering hole right after reading CH and watching the 3 second clip back in April. She turns to me immediately and says, I shit you not… “the only way you get to do that is if you’re fucking me from behind.”
Blew me away.
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“So when does your shift end?”
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I saw some cooze with a bumper sticker last week:
“If you’re gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair.”
Brazen hussy.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
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Captain. how about this instead?
“So when do you get off?”
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I still do it sometimes. To young ladies and even to my sisters, who are only a few years younger than me.
I am 36!
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Pulling the ponytail I mean! Not skirts 🙂
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A quick double tug on the pony tail invokes her instinctual hind-brain response to give you a blow job.
Secret PUA master sh1t.
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The girls sitting in front of me in high-school fought over who gets her hair played with and tugged, so this guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about. lol. But again, I doubt he’s into the touching girls business.
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Or twanging their Thong.
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agreed. any guy who doesn’t have the guts to walk up behind a strange girl and give her hair a good yank is a total fag. it’s the foundation of solid game.
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Regarding so called caricaturist memories of little white demon-boys on playgrounds pulling pigtails. You have to wonder how many of these anti-white “memories” from the pre-diversity bomb era of America are really just scenes from anti-white tv programming from the past 50 years that re-surface as “real” memories in the minds of the permanently brainwashed self-haters.
I was on all white playgrounds throughout the 70’s and they were wonderful carefree times where boys were boys and girls were girls and neither would have changed a thing. I feel sorry for kids growing up in anti-white America who will never get to experience a childhood free from the prescribed mental illness of white guilt and feminism.
African playgrounds for Africans. Asian playgrounds for Asians. White playgrounds for Everyone?
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How long before people wake up? Especially the young ones? I think more people get it than meets the eye.
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I’m starting to find that Boomer conservatives/ lifelong Republicans are a big part of the problem. They are incapable of genuinely understanding the race and immigration thing. They will all vote jeb bush and call Snowden a traitor.
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4 my money, boomers are extremely narcissistic and self-important. They are the state and the state is them.
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Boomers of both parties are a huge part of the problem. The most selfish and narcisistic generation. Still trapped in their summer of love delusions. Still wanting all but unwilling to work for any. The generation that created no fault divorce, sit ins, civil rights, abortion “rights”, feminism and neautered all forms of Christian religion.
Now they want us all to keep paying for their fantasies well into their 90s….
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Met a chick, got her number, called her, went to her place for the bang. Played it aloof and dumb until I did her a few times. It surprises me how fast a woman will try to turn a guy into a provider type. Give me a ride… buy me beer. Show them you have some intelligence or that you have a decent income and the legs close. She texts me to come over I play it aloof and eventually say sure. On the way over she wants to borrow money. Me to give her a ride. I make up excuses for the no’s. Didn’t get the bang. Pretty sure I’m fzed. I don’t get my hopes up for the repeat but I didn’t have anything going on last night so why not see what happens.
For all you married guys or guys with gfs…if she doesn’t have a similar schedule as you she’s banging other dudes. Turns out chick I banged lives with a bf who works overnights.
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one of my plates was acting flaky when i suggested we meet up, i replied with ‘ok’
next day i get a text from her saying ‘are you upset with me?’
what is the best way to proceed from here?
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‘ok’
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‘eh’
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“About what?” See if she volunteers some submission.
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I think they made a commercial of John Bonaccorsi’s first day at school:
http://www.popisms.com/TelevisionCommercial/113005/Kleenex-Commercial-2015.aspx
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Dude.
Ten-year-old you could have broken someone’s white neck.
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So today while gassing up, a beautiful brunette, at least 25 yrs my junior, complements my car. Asks what I do. “‘Womanizing gambler’ according to the divorce papers’.”
Will let ya’all know how the Friday Nite Nitey Nite goes.
–Stiggs
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