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The Rubicock

June 26, 2015 by CH

Today CH will introduce you to the theory of the Rubicock. What is the Rubicock? Reader PWN explains it well.

lol, if you want a girl that didn’t sleep around, you must be either her first boyfriend or her second boyfriend. After that, the dam breaks and it might as well be 45 men. There are plenty of girls who hold out, some guy pops their cherry and by the next year they fucked two dozen men.

Ain’t that the truth. So many women, after having drunk enough truth serum, will eventually confess to “wild times” in their lives, when they went cock crazy, usually after a break-up or, as PWN notes, after a long dry spell followed by a drought-busting dicking. Once the chaste girl’s sugar walls are chafed by her third ride on the cock carousel, all her self-control flies out the window. She’s primed for regularly scheduled poundings, especially if she’s left her early 20s behind and still single.

I’ve heard it so many times from women who were considered by their girl friends the “virgins” of the cluck. It goes like this: She has an anonymously urban night when she throws all caution to the wind out of frustration, and the next thing she knows, she’s getting new dick monthly, departing with a quickness from the relative chastity of her pre-Rubicock dating history.

That’s the Rubicock: The cock notch number that, when a girl crosses it, accelerates her descent into debauched sluttery.

It’s like, once the snatch seal is broken, her womb trembles and the four horse cocks of the apocalypse pour molten semen into her damaged psyche.

If you’re interested in long-term loving with a woman that comes with threat of financial loss, it’s a good idea to avoid committing to any woman who has crossed the Rubicock. There’s a good chance you won’t be the last Rubicock line she crosses.

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  1. on June 26, 2015 at 3:12 pm rugby11ljh

    And we change to move forward with the best…

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    • on June 27, 2015 at 1:35 pm corvinus

      lzlzozzozzloz

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    • on June 28, 2015 at 2:08 pm corvinus

      (Since GBFM hasn’t been around this weekend…)

      OMG both of you betado9uches above are violating THE ONE COCK RULE!!!

      You are alloowing chix to bring other COCKS into your mind lozlzlzzoz zlozllzl. The second a chick makes me think of another cock she is outta my house outta my mind or if she’s texting on a date which almost never happens because i almost never date i go “i gotta use the men’s room lzozlzl” and then i leave her with the bill. she can text her ten other cocks to comne over and pay for her drniks/dinner lzozlzlzllzlzlz and then,. after paying, they have full right to gizizizizizalizzz all over her lzozlz

      “I’ve been seeing this girl for a year. We live together and I’ve still got hand.”

      OMG lzozzlzll wtf are fuckity fucks doing with chix in your homes? lzozlzlzlz omg lozlzlzlzlzl looozers lzozlzlzlz1!! hzhzh

      THEY VIOLATE THE ONE COCK RULE THEY ARE OUT! OUT!

      OUT!

      O U T OUT! lzozlzlzl

      OMG lozlzlzozlozozolzl wft r u doing dating a chick 4 a yer did your dick fall off? Were yu chosen by Beernanke and given an award and medal to support today’s slutty slutt vampiressses cuckholders cockcutters?

      sounds 2 me it is the latter as u have no cock lzozlzlzlzl lzzozl

      and she made you think of another cock

      fucktard haven’t u heard of the one cock rule?

      let’s teach these douches somethin ’bout nbein a man yo!

      throw a beat over this way.
      yo yo yo yo
      yo yo yo

      now hit it!

      one cock rule one cock rule
      i ain’t no beta fool i ain’t no beta tool
      about another cock ya make me think
      i’m gone, yo bitch,
      let the betas buy yas yer next drink

      one cock rule one cock rule
      i ain’t no beats fool i ain’t no beta tool
      over vampires and werewolfe you ginas all drool
      letting their cocks touch your deep down stool
      then you blame the betas in school
      and transfer wealth for the bernanke gene pool
      jonah goldberg sends our alphas 2 die on foreign shores
      stuffing his face with dc pizza as they die in fiat wars
      neocon womenz repeating butthexers lies in their mags
      even after menopause and no need for da ragz
      telling young chickas to lust after vampires
      as they build their fiat empires

      one cock rule one cock rule
      i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
      about another cock ya make me think
      i’m gone, yo bitch,
      let the betas buy yas yer next drink

      let the betas pay to raise your bastard kids
      let the betas sign teh fiat masters marriage contracts
      theft in fiat inflation is hid
      as they swing their bankrupting axe
      i don’t care what last night u did,
      ever since i kicked ya gina out, i been relaxed.

      as they promote butthex across the land
      ripping out fetuses from parenthood planned
      as fathers form teh homes the neocons ban
      the atalnatic authoresses just don’t undertsand

      but when chix wakes up and her butt is sore
      it’s not my fault no–it’s cause she’s a whore
      as the fiat masters desoul women with butthex cock
      teach them to transfer wealth with pre-teen strumpet rock

      one cock rule one cock rule
      i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
      about another cock ya make me think
      i’m gone, yo bitch,
      let the betas buy yas yer next drink

      womenz womenz bernanke took advanatge of you
      you wasted your best years on vampires and werewolves
      and now you cry your tears cause of your sore anus
      stamp your little feet saying, “you betas must pay for this!!!”

      and aging neocon women promoting butthexing vampires
      teacxhing women to lust after the undead
      as the neocons suck the western world dry
      bankrupting it all,m enlsaving it debt
      while selfish womenz at the atalnatic monthly
      cry cry cry
      cry cry cry
      not for you or me
      but for themselves
      not for the 50,000,000 aborted souls
      but for their dried up ginas and sore assholes
      so many chances they had to marry a nice guy
      but he left her dry
      so whe butthexed with the asshole
      and now see her cry
      and wonder why
      and transofrm the entire univeristy
      into a program to further the fiat lie
      to transfer wealth and wage war and death
      to about fifty million more
      and redefine fifty cocks in her ass as empowered
      and not a whore

      all together now!

      lzozllzzl lozlzlz zlozozoz
      lozlzl lzozozlz ozlzooz zlo9oo
      lozlzlz ozlzoozl ozlzlzoz lzozlz zlzoz zlzozzlozlzozlo

      one cock rule one cock rule
      i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
      about another cock ya make me think
      i’m gone, yo bitch,
      let the betas buy yas yer next drink
      alreayd seen yer pink stink
      bent ya over the sink

      and howscomes the bankers southpark never does satarize
      because everything is fair game–truth love honor–excpet for fiat butthexing lies.

      all together now!

      lzozllzzl lozlzlz zlozozoz
      lozlzl lzozozlz ozlzooz zlo9oo
      lozlzlz ozlzoozl ozlzlzoz lzozlz zlzoz zlzozzlozlzozlo

      AND THREE COCK RULE:

      ^^^^ to the 24 for or so tardbetadouches who voted my “one cock rule” rap down

      lozlzlzlzlozzllzlzlzlz

      what do ya want?

      a two cock rule rap?

      or three cock rule?

      three cock rule, three cock rule,
      i’m a beta herb my own cock won’t do
      i need a chick to cuckold me
      i need a chick on me to pee
      three cock rule, three cock rule,
      i love being the greater fool
      one cock in her mouth, one in her anus,
      i keep mine in my pants,
      and pay her bills and rent and fare for da bus.
      so she can club and grind, on denim cocks dance.
      three cock rule, three cock rule,
      i treat my lady like a nice guy,
      give her chivarly while with 2 others she doth lie,
      three cock rule, three cock rule,
      while your cock doth touch her stool,
      i play videogames @ home in my single mom’s basement,
      as teh fed fianance feminsits studies @ school,
      teaching her to love and bail out the butthexers,
      to persucte me 4 letting her live 4 free,
      while she tickles drummer/druggie cock until it goes
      splooge splooge splooge! tee hee tee hee!
      three cock rule, three cock rule,
      i’m the beta herb, teh cuckholded fool,
      i respect her, keep my cock in my pants,
      fund her with other cocks to dance.

      lozlzlzlzl

      or would u betaherbs prefer a five cock rule rap! omg i bet someofya would like dat! lzozl

      lzozozozo

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  2. on June 26, 2015 at 3:17 pm Arbiter

    A group of party girls is called a cluck? I know that a group of feminists is called a gaggle.

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    • on June 26, 2015 at 3:46 pm mendozatorres

      I thought a group of feminists was called a murder?

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      • on June 26, 2015 at 4:05 pm Greg Eliot

        Only when they’re old crows.

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      • on June 26, 2015 at 11:30 pm walawala

        I thought a group of feminists was called “America”.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 2:41 am Greg Eliot

        Bet the house they won’t be called a bevy.

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    • on June 27, 2015 at 8:38 am Anonymous

      The collective noun for feminists is frenzy: a frenzy of feminists

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  3. on June 26, 2015 at 3:22 pm elmer

    Ugly truth, but it’s the truth.

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    • on June 26, 2015 at 4:04 pm Captain Obvious

      FOR THE YOUNGSTERS:

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    • on June 26, 2015 at 7:14 pm SuperFucker!

      This is great news because it makes my current project, to shoot my load on at least one pair of tits every week, a lot easier.

      Would I want to go back in time to my father’s era where 99% of the quality vag was on lockdown? Hell NO! We’re in the golden age of pussy. Enjoy it.

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      • on June 26, 2015 at 7:26 pm Captain Obvious

        https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&tbm=isch&q=human+papillomavirus

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      • on June 28, 2015 at 10:03 am David Power Esq.

        “This is great news because it makes my current project, to shoot my load on at least one pair of tits every week, a lot easier.”

        Crossing the Boobicom

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      • on June 28, 2015 at 12:19 pm DuckHunt

        Tossing over the Boobicon!

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  4. on June 26, 2015 at 3:30 pm The Rubicock | Neoreactive

    […] By CH […]

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  5. on June 26, 2015 at 3:33 pm The Spirit Within

    Dat last paragraph: Da troof.

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  6. on June 26, 2015 at 3:37 pm l82dagame

    But of course, they are still not that kind of girl and never do anything like that.

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    • on June 26, 2015 at 3:58 pm DirtyOldMan

      I nod my head and agree with them that they are basically good girls it isn’t like they will sleep with just anyone, oh no…

      I then go on to explain that “most” girls are pretty empowered in their sexuality as long as they know they are with someone discreet who does not judge them hypocritically…

      They eat that up. Meanwhile, their notch count is higher than mine and I am twice their age. I would feel bad…but I am only adding the one notch and in the grand scheme of things just a small percentage…

      I have been online since before it was called the interwebs and talked to hundreds (thousands?) of girls about their sex lives. I’m a bit of a voyeur. I find that almost always if they are looking for horny conversation they have a specific someone they are considering fucking. It takes no effort to “push” them into doing so, since they had their mind practically made up.

      Now if i could ever combine that skill with some transference and geographical proximity, I would be getting laid like the proverbial tile. I suspect though that part of my “success” with online perving is that the distance makes it “safe” for them to admit their innate slutitude. They can be confident to never need to bump into my steely gaze and my knowing smirk, and I cannot whisper their true count to those that have been given it in half (or 1/4) measure.

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      • on June 26, 2015 at 4:29 pm burke

        i’ve said it on here before but being discreet is great for lazy guys. if you perform better than average in the sack and there are no negative repercussions for their sluttiness, it’s easy to keep a social circle full of occasional hookups. they’ll even pass you around or at least brag you up while you’re active with them so their friends who get curious and will be one drink away from wanting to experience the buzz. and since i can’t stand being with anyone long-term it works out

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      • on June 26, 2015 at 5:44 pm Anonymous

        It would be interesting to put together a flowchart for estimating a chick’s notch count. Like…
        Four years of college +100 frat +100
        goes out on the weekend +100
        Has a kid n x 25
        Grew up in single parent home +100
        Just throwing it out there.

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      • on June 26, 2015 at 6:06 pm burke

        great app idea anonymous, call it discardpile

        enter her stats (age, college, tats, smoke, sorority, kids, location)

        outputs her n count overlayed on a picture of a rough approximation of her relative vagina age. you hold it up to her ‘ah shoot sorry’ — or maybe discard her tomorrow, if you’re lonely

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      • on June 26, 2015 at 6:31 pm Captain Obvious

        “her relative vagina age” — Does it start to accelerate, like 7-to-1 for Dog Years?

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      • on June 26, 2015 at 11:37 pm anonymous

        Thinking about estimating a chicks notch count, there probably is a bell curve to it. Where half the woman are probably notching at least one dude a month. Half of those(25%) are notching 4 dudes a month. and maybe 1/10 of those(3%) are notching 10 dudes or more. the other 50% are notching 1 dude every 3-12months. Then its just a matter of looking at each group and finding characteristics and matching them. Im sure someone has actualized all this somewhere. Maybe ill poke around the net a lil.

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      • on June 26, 2015 at 11:41 pm anonymous

        Roosh has this, its pretty good, id estimate his numbers are a lil on the conservative side.

        http://www.rooshv.com/girl-notches

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 5:25 am PWN

        I like talking to girls online about sex too because it’s so easy to get them on cam to show you things if you know how to get them talking about sex, which online is easy peasy because they’re primed for it, as you say. They also know that even if they get horny, they won’t end up on your dick, so they’re more relaxed. I had this Norwegian girl tell me that she wishes I lived in Sweden or Norway because she’d so fuck me. I would go fuck her, but she’s not that great looking and the costs of going to Norway to do it are bigger than getting three great looking escorts where I live. lol

        Btw, I know a girl who was a virgin when she finished high-school and by the end of her first year of university she had fucked over 20 men. Frankly, I assume all girls are hoe-bags until they prove otherwise. If she’s been in a long term relationship(e.g. 5 years) with her high-school boyfriend, I assume she’s less of a slut, but if she’s been single for a long time, especially in university, she’s almost surely a high notch slut. At least this is how it is in my country. I had only low double digits in sexual partners, but I like variety in the girls I am with so two of my LTRs have been ‘good girls’ for which I’ve been their second boyfriend, while about five girls have been party girls and slutty girls(those that you ‘date’ for a couple of months after which you discard them).

        I don’t expect chastity out of women, but if I’m more than the 2nd guy, I wouldn’t consider her for being an exclusive girlfriend, unless she really has redeeming qualities that would make up for her being both more likely to slut it up and less likely to learn to do what I like in bed. lol

        Btw, I found a comment from PA that quoted Houellebecq:
        “She had certainly been capable of love; she wished to still be capable of it, I’ll say that for her; but it was no longer possible. A scarce, artificial and belated phenomenon, love can only blossom under certain mental conditions, rarely conjoined, and totally opposed to the freedom of morals which characterizes the modern era. Veronique had known too many discotheques, too many lovers; such a way of life impoverishes a human being, inflicting sometimes serious and always irreversible damage. Love as a kind of innocence and as a capacity for illusion, as an aptitude for epitomizing the whole of the other sex in a single loved being, rarely resists a year of sexual immorality, and never two. In reality the successive sexual experiences accumulated during adolescence undermine and rapidly destroy all possibility of projection of an emotional and romantic sort; progressively, and in fact extremely quickly, one becomes as capable of love as an old slag.”
        Isn’t this true for men too? I was discussing this with a friend and both of us said that we’d struggle to actually love a girl like we did the first ones we had. It’s just hard to really get yourself invested in a relationship like you did when you were in your late teens.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 7:13 am turdtropolis

        Brilliant quote PWN.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 8:46 am Captain Obvious

        Re: “Houellebecq”: A father who truly loves his Daughter, and who honors his Ancestors, and who is determined that the Family Line which they bequeathed him will not vanish into Extinction, is a Father who will KEEP HIS POOR DAUGHTER OFF THE GOD-D@MNED COCK CAROUSEL!!!!!

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 8:50 am Captain Obvious

        And I’d speak honestly to my daughters about this – the more time you spend on the Cock Carousel, the lesser your probability of having a truly happy life: N = 1 says you have a 50% chance of finding true happiness afterwards, N = 2 means a 25% chance afterwards, N = 3 a 12.5% chance afterwards, N = 4 a 6.25% chance afterwards…

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      • on June 28, 2015 at 2:10 pm BigAl

        PWN: I was thinking about that today. I started to wonder, do these diminished feelings of love for women mean we are turning into cold sociopaths? Or was our first true love this overdosed intoxication of love chemicals from a scarcity mindset. Was it a oxytocin burst of the positive side of oneitis with a girl? After my first breakup/heartbreak B.S., Ive been spinning plates and loving life. I dont think I’ll ever reach that pinnacle of emotions again. I know too much now.

        I dont ever see my self loving like that again. Its not possible once the RP is swallowed.

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      • on June 29, 2015 at 5:30 pm PWN

        BigAl, I have no idea. I’m still prone to sentimentalism and I do feel emotions when I’m with a girl. I think it’s a combination of experience and age. I used to love to drive, for example. Not that much anymore.

        I do think falling in love requires one to make themselves vulnerable emotionally. But I think that even if I tried, I just no longer find girls as great and mystical nor am I idealistic about them anymore. But I’m not sociopathic at all. When I have a cutie sleep in my bed after we had sex, I do find her endearing when I look at her and stuff.

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  7. on June 26, 2015 at 3:39 pm Stationarity

    Once more into the breach dear friends, once more.

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    • on June 27, 2015 at 9:22 am Greg Eliot

      +11 for any Bard homage…

      But a 1 point deduction for the wrong potentate. 😉

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 5:40 pm Ben Jonson

        And another point off for the usual misquotation, as it’s “unto”, which does not mean “into”.

        “In peace there’s nothing so becomes a man,
        As modest stillness and humility”

        — you can see he wasn’t an American.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 11:52 pm Stationarity

        Yes I realized after I posted that it was wrong, but then I thought, regarding the subject, is it really?

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    • on June 28, 2015 at 9:43 am Greg Eliot

      The thought and feeling were sound. 😉

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  8. on June 26, 2015 at 3:55 pm The Rubicock | Manosphere.com

    […] The Rubicock […]

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  9. on June 26, 2015 at 4:02 pm Jake

    The two most common lies women tell are: “I don’t normally do this.” or “I haven’t been with that many guys.”

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    • on June 26, 2015 at 4:19 pm mendozatorres

      And when she says that, confuse her and say, “oh, I thought you were that type of girl. Laters.” And skip out. HAHA!

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    • on June 26, 2015 at 4:21 pm burke

      “i think i might be pregnant” is a perennial favorite

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 3:35 am APL

        “i think i might be pregnant”

        Congratulations, who’s the father?

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 11:34 am Mario

        “I think I might be pregnant”
        “I dont have a boyfriend”
        “I dont just give out pu55y to anybody”

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    • on June 27, 2015 at 12:24 pm uh

      “I don’t normally do this!”

      Bi-weekly?

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    • on June 27, 2015 at 12:42 pm Greg Eliot

      You guys are slipping… the number one answer on the board:

      “I’ve never done that before.”

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  10. on June 26, 2015 at 4:09 pm Heine himbeere

    For being truthful and busting pretty lies you can be kind of harsh. You are a realist that is true but are you.. Cynical? I am oft frustrated, but are you.. Jaded. No I really don’t mean to project. But .. Are all your ducks in a row? Would Cary Grant write this way? I’m sure you speak completely different than you write, as many do. Is it only the girls’ psyches that are damaged. Careful answering that question. And I want to know women warts and all but o don’t want to project my meanness onto them individually or otherwise.

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  11. on June 26, 2015 at 4:17 pm Putin

    The approach opportunities happen in an instance so you have to strike while the iron is hot because they will close fast. You are right Benson. I hate regrets.

    I think even if a women rebuffs your approach, deep down she respects you for it versus the beta who never approached. Had a women who flat out rejected me a month ago just walk by me with a beta guy. She looked at me, smiled and said hi.

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    • on June 26, 2015 at 5:00 pm Captain Obvious

      Better to be Hated than to be Ignored. Hatred is an emotion which you can work with, whereas her Contempt leaves you dead in the water.

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      • on June 26, 2015 at 8:11 pm Putin

        CO, that gal who originally rejected me did vigor. Seen her a couple times since. This last time i saw her she showed real ioi when she said hi. I turned around to look at her and saw her tell the beta about me.

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    • on June 26, 2015 at 5:36 pm Benson

      I think even if a women rebuffs your approach, deep down she respects you for it versus the beta who never approached.

      Who cares what she thinks, especially if she rejects you.

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      • on June 26, 2015 at 7:29 pm Putin

        I care. I am building an empire.

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      • on June 26, 2015 at 7:53 pm Putin

        Seriously Benson, I spent hours at my HP this week and I am ashamed to admit I did not do 1 cold approach this week. Just played beta/ hard to get/high value games. I am re-energized though. Empire, watch it happen. When i talk to the 9 next time I am going to kiss her.

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      • on June 26, 2015 at 8:19 pm Benson

        I am ashamed to admit I did not do 1 cold approach this week. I am re-energized though. Empire, watch it happen. When i talk to the 9 next time I am going to kiss her

        Get your infidelity on, my friend. I take breaks occasionally; approaching drains me. Introversion is a bitch sometimes.

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      • on June 26, 2015 at 9:21 pm Putin

        I have been completely faithful to my wife. Is kissing infidelity?

        Benson, would agree that approaching can be draining.

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      • on June 26, 2015 at 9:52 pm Benson

        I have been completely faithful to my wife. Is kissing infidelity?

        It’s a fine line, I suppose. No judgement, just being a asshole.

        Benson, would agree that approaching can be draining.

        Yeah, just have to split it up. Obsessing over approaching is as bad as isolating yourself.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 5:53 pm Putin

        Benson, the obsession needs to be on opportunities. Who cares if you approach 100 different women who are 4’s.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 7:31 pm Benson

        Benson, the obsession needs to be on opportunities. Who cares if you approach 100 different women who are 4’s.

        No, it shouldn’t be an obsession regardless of who you’re approaching. Going about your day with the mindset that you have to approach reeks of desperation, and girls will pick up on that.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 10:09 pm Putin

        Benson, how about fetish. Have a fetish about approaches?

        Seriously, if one is not keenly aware of opportunities then they can be missed. Just my opinion. Call it what you want but regrets are a bitch.

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      • on June 28, 2015 at 9:01 am Benson

        Seriously, if one is not keenly aware of opportunities then they can be missed. Just my opinion. Call it what you want but regrets are a bitch.

        I agree. What I’m describing is the difference between judiciously watching what you eat and obsessing over every calorie that you eat for fear of getting fat. Approaching can be viewed the same way, I think.

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    • on June 27, 2015 at 12:38 am Carlos Danger

      You haven’t been completely faithful. You’ve been rather unfaithful seeking strange pussy. You just haven’t gone full bore unfaithful yet. You’re still dipping your toe in the water. Knock it out get it out of your system. It ain’t that great to screw strange women if your wife is high quality already but you’ll find that out.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 9:29 am Putin

        Lol, well Carlos from what Sentient and others have said it is nirvana screwing strange women. Who is right? To say i have already been unfaithful is pretty disingenuous. I fuckin saved my marriage from going over the cliff. You have 20 years of experience raising a family and showing long-suffering? I have been damn faithful so get the log out of your eye. You must not be married to an American women?

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 5:24 pm Putin

        Carlos in regards to me not being faithful it sounds like something the pharisee would say to Jesus for letting women touch him.

        And no I am not going to go all the way with other women right now.

        And about not being great screwing other women,, i hear the opposite from Sentient. Maybe someone can tell me the truth.

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  12. on June 26, 2015 at 4:18 pm burke

    reminds me of all the ‘woo’ girls out there and a good rosebuds song.

    She’s buck wild with her clothes off every night
    Chasing till the morning light
    She travels with her toothpaste in her bag
    Always trying to find her man

    He travels in a train in back
    Another heart’s gone black
    But nature needs a gift sometimes
    But she don’t believe
    That heaven’s too far away

    She’s buck wild with her clothes off every night
    Starring till the morning light
    She travels with her suitcase in her van
    Never will she find her man

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  13. on June 26, 2015 at 4:22 pm Putin

    Holy Shit!!!
    Just had the 9 walk by me who has a face like an angel. Blond. She circled and did some ioi. i cold approached her aggressively and got her number over a month ago but never called. Wow

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    • on June 26, 2015 at 4:46 pm Putin

      I needed that big time as I was going into a funk. Should of approached the 9 who sat next to me the other day. Ignoring her may have made me look high mkt value but it did not do me any good. Alright, aggressive approaches from now on. Even a rejection is respected. That gal who flat rejected me was a 9. Lol. Sounds like I am seeing 9’s all the time but that is not the case although HP blows 99% of all places away. GOOD DEAL! A learning moment.

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      • on June 26, 2015 at 5:19 pm Captain Obvious

        HP = ???

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      • on June 26, 2015 at 7:23 pm Putin

        Appy lace my friend

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      • on June 28, 2015 at 7:26 am Captain Obvious

        Putin, if your HP is a physical location [like Starbucks], rather than a state of mind, then you’ve got a real problem. Setting aside the question of mar!tal !nf!del!ty, you need to develop a mindset where you are almost always, well, if not “Happy”, then at least not concerned in the least about what other people think of you. If you haven’t gotten to the state where you just DO NOT GIVE A D@MN ANYMORE, then you aren’t completely free of the HiveMind and its psychological poisoning, because the HiveMind still pwns you. BTW, this week’s SCROTUS rulings, which hold that “Neither Statutory Language Nor Common Law Tradition Have Any Meaning Whatsoever Anymore”, completely releases me from caring about whether all of Washington DC (not to mention NYC, Chicago, Malibu, and Palm Beach)] disappears in a giant mushroom cloud of annihilation.

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      • on June 28, 2015 at 11:05 am Putin

        Whoa there Captain. You want me to send you a picture of my wife straddling a blow up mattress in the pool?
        Everything needs to be conceptionalized and calibrated.

        Remember…
        Alpha is being able to use a random women every month or so with the help of illusions, alcohol and ovulation.

        Apex Alpha is owning a women while having 9’s at your beckon call.

        Talk all the philosophy you want but at the end of the day who has to go out and street clown their way for lay?

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    • on June 26, 2015 at 4:56 pm Putin

      So busy philosophying about missed opportunities i hesitated approaching the blond. Lol. Next time for sure.
      Calling it a week.

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  14. on June 26, 2015 at 4:28 pm Donohoe

    Lol it’s like there’s two options of girl for relationships:

    Young top-tier 9’s with little cock experience

    or Asian hunnies

    You decide which one requires the least effort, and maximum reward

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  15. on June 26, 2015 at 4:31 pm BigAl

    The acockalypse

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  16. on June 26, 2015 at 5:20 pm Opus

    ain’t that the truth.

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  17. on June 26, 2015 at 5:37 pm elmer

    Prostitution Equality, the next civil-rights battleground.

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    • on June 26, 2015 at 5:37 pm elmer

      Because it’s time for Johns to come out of the shadows.

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      • on June 26, 2015 at 5:38 pm elmer

        Prostitution laws unfairly target women of color!

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  18. on June 26, 2015 at 5:51 pm Greg Eliot

    Yon Jody has a lean and hungry look.

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    • on June 27, 2015 at 12:34 am Carlos Danger

      Good one.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 2:48 am Greg Eliot

        I’ll drink a beer with damn near anyone…

        But I reserve the cognac for a special breed of friend…

        By recognizing the reference, you’ve solidified your position upon a list which you made long ago, Kamerad.

        Skoal!

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 6:31 am Carlos Danger

        Thanks Greg. I really would like to meet in then real world one day. I’d be interested in your thoughts on religion for starters.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 9:25 am Greg Eliot

        When that time comes, let’s make it on St. Cripsin’s Day 😉

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 9:26 am Greg Eliot

        hell, Crispin

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 2:08 pm mingetastic

        Dayumm, Greg be reppin da crips’n da bludz. Gitcho rag on negguh

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 6:01 pm Greg Eliot

        Not funny… you fairy.

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  19. on June 26, 2015 at 6:09 pm whorefinder

    All women are whores until proven otherwise.

    The burden be upon them to prove chastity.

    Rape.

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    • on June 26, 2015 at 7:32 pm Jake

      burden of proof rape

      chastity rape

      jurisprudence rape

      pics or it didn’t happen rape

      tits or GTFO rape

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    • on June 27, 2015 at 9:41 am Kate Minter

      Unicorns and sluts are not born- they are made.

      Look, there’s an effing rainbow on my reader. This is the world we live in now. On one side of the Rubicon is virtue and on the other side is not. Pick your side, gentlemen. Pick your side. Only you can turn this upside down world right side up. You can do it with your vote. And you can do with refusing sex to women before the commitment of marriage. They can’t take from you what you won’t let them have. As for me, I’m researching the possibility of setting up some small trust funds for Mark’s kids. Can’t really think of anything else to get him for his sixtieth birthday this summer. Your life can by ANYTHING you choose to make it. Anything. Choose right. Come what may, choose right.

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  20. on June 26, 2015 at 6:19 pm irish savant

    An example to test the Rubicock Thesis. I know a woman – mid thirties – who has had probably 15-20 sex partners. But here’s the rub. She was not easy but was, or appeared to be, ‘unlucky in love’. So what’s a pretty teenager then young woman to do? Remain celibate into her thirties?

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  21. on June 26, 2015 at 6:35 pm Gott Mit Uns

    “Free” women drown themselves in the boiled swirling water of sex intoxication. Fornication used to be criminal.

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    • on June 26, 2015 at 9:02 pm ER

      I like your style playa… Come out and sarge wit me? Need a solid wing bro. Job is yours… You got gas money right?

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      • on June 26, 2015 at 10:24 pm Gott Mit Uns

        I’m actually clairvoyant. I’ll help you find a worthy wife to bear you Aryan warrior children. Let me just ask my mother

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      • on June 26, 2015 at 10:28 pm Gott Mit Uns

        That came out wrong.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 2:50 am Greg Eliot

        My mother? I’ll tell you about my mother.

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      • on June 28, 2015 at 1:40 pm dylan storm roofies

        Yeah brah take it easy thar I be hangn with my blaq bros popn pills not sure if im gonna be a wigger today or a racist redneck but meet you at the club brah after the klan rally..im the geek in the hyundai bumpn too short raps

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  22. on June 26, 2015 at 6:45 pm elmer

    Saw this via Dalrock’s blog :

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3137668/A-new-app-promises-turn-Average-Joe-Mr-Right-creator-turned-heartbreak-breakthrough.html

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    • on June 26, 2015 at 6:45 pm elmer

      Similar to my concept for Cloud BlackFriend.

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  23. on June 26, 2015 at 7:04 pm The Rubicock | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  24. on June 26, 2015 at 7:39 pm Putin

    Epicness!!! On a date with my wife to…….a coffee shop. Raining and feeling a new surge of confidence. I come into the place 15 seconds before her. I approach the first single girl i can find. Has tank top on, i tell her that i like her top, not in a feminine way but in a manly, musky way. She is cracking up soon as wife walks in. Wife demands to know what i said to her. I tell her. She goes into orbit…..

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    • on June 26, 2015 at 9:13 pm Will

      Why be with somebody you’re trying to nuke from orbit?
      Stupid.
      There is a certain finesse in dread game. If you are caught administering it, not only does it lose its potency, you look weaker for even having to practice it in the first place. Remember, dread game is our counter for not being naturals. Don’t let a woman catch on that your aloofness doesn’t stem from the heart.
      You sound retarded, eventually she is going to get tired of your spergy flirtations with other girls, and leave.
      Imagine you’re Casanova, or Bond. Would they even answer the question directly? Or play a little coy, letting her imagination run wild, while maintaining your own plausible deniability.
      Conversely, take the “Will Route to Happiness TM” and get a girl significantly younger, with at or near virginity, with latent bi-sexual desires. Bonus points if they are from a culture where polygamy for the man is normal or common.

      Quote from last week: “I keep thinking of you fucking another girl in front of me. I get so mad and jealous!! Then I realize how wet and turned on I am. Is that weird?!”
      Cassanova’s Wayward Son: “Maybe it is weird. But who wants to be normal?”

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      • on June 26, 2015 at 10:56 pm Putin

        Will, i talked to the gal and told her my wife thought I was flirting with her. She came to my defense saying I did not flirt and made my wife feel shameful for overreacting. By the time we left wife was feeling bad. I get your point though. Not sure if i am ready for full fledged adultery yet. I really want solid options though.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 5:13 pm Putin

        Interesting that you mention polygamy.

        On a separate note did you say that sere were an Evangelist at one time?

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      • on June 28, 2015 at 11:58 am Will

        Hahaha bam, well played then good sir.
        Sometimes having more of the story changes it completely. I feel there is a lesson here…
        Nah

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      • on June 28, 2015 at 11:59 am Will

        It’s funny Putin, you speak with such strength and conviction on many matters around these parts, that I assumed you were an old cad at this game. It’s refreshing to know, that no matter what point in life we are at, there is always a new beach to storm.

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      • on June 28, 2015 at 12:06 pm Will

        Yeah, I was a Protestant evangelist, now… Recovering hedonist?
        This country has me strongly reevaluating traditional ways of living and thinking.
        As shitty as the Middle East is, holy hell their women are well trained. They just defer to the man, and expect him to lead. For a guy that runs a tight ship, it’s perfect. I would hate to see a mincing beta fumbling around in a leadership role where such deference is given.

        [CH: in such situations (and they are legion) the traditional woman comes to despise her fumbling mincing man. a man relinquishes his god-given duty to dominance at his peril.]

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      • on June 28, 2015 at 12:37 pm Putin

        Will, yes I am older than most here but my attitude stays very young. Last post meant no disrespect as it was sincere. I do not reject Jesus at all, just American Christianity. I am also very interested in the old testament idea of concubines and wives. Had some interesting conversations with people from other cultures.

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      • on June 28, 2015 at 3:41 pm Putin

        Will, yes exactly! We must be evaluating on a parallel basis. I agree 100% regarding their women. I have had some close contact with some men and women. Blow the hell out of American women. You have to experience it to believe it. Some of the guys from their are very intelligent. Alpha as shit and gave me very good advice on marriage.

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      • on June 28, 2015 at 4:00 pm Putin

        Will, post in mod. Right with you on Arabic women. Going through evaluations also.

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    • on June 26, 2015 at 9:15 pm Anonymous

      Hey, maybe the wife would be down with pegging you?

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 2:54 am Greg Eliot

        Any more of his inane wifey reports and I’ll send my dog over to peg him.

        Putin, stop playing stupid games with your wife and just take her like a man… be a good father to your kids and show her some kindness and your life will be sublime.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 6:43 am Captain Obvious

        How many kids does Putin have? And what’s the underlying source of the marital discord? Overweight, dry vag, nagging, shopaholic destruction of the family budget, etc?

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 9:11 am Putin

        “Show her some kindness and your life will be sublime”

        Greg, here you go again talking about things you know very little about. Being nice to her was the cause of 20 years of eye rolling, undermining and bitterness. 3 Christian marriage counselors later I finally had to take matters into my own hands. My wife got to stay home with kids for 16 years. my daughters had become entitled American brats with one going feral. I have just now been able to repair the awful damage of being a loving husband and father. I would say that my patience has been extraordinary.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 5:50 pm Putin

        Greg, I am not taking you by the neck and forcing you to read my stuff dude.

        As for the be nice stuff…..well lets just say that got me hell on earth, particularly for the last part of my 20 plus year marriage.
        I recently saved the marriage an d restored order for the family but only after a living hell of eye rolling, undermining, sabatoging, fighting and controlling topped off with 3 Christian marriage counselors. This horse is broken and needs a tight bridle. Better to listen and learn at this point

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 7:34 pm Putin

        Captain, the marriage is going well as long as I keep a tight bridle on it. Saved the family before they went over the cliff. Did a reset last year after 20 years of undermining, eye rolls, arguing, sabotaging. Finally took matters into my own hands after we went to 3 Christian counselors. Had some good periods when sex was mind blowing. Had enough when one daughter went feral and the others got entitled attitude with mom. The nicer I was the worst it got. Wife is a little broken giving, constant tests. She is good now as long as game is strong. Mean strong. Gotta do whatcha gotta do.

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  25. on June 26, 2015 at 8:20 pm itsjx

    Reblogged this on XWorkx.

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  26. on June 26, 2015 at 9:33 pm Anonymous

    I’ve seen it so many times it’s not funny now.

    – 20s woman, handfull of lays, somewhat wifey/homemaker type
    – splits with bf
    – starts going out or goes on holiday
    – boom
    – makes friends in the party scene
    – before you know it she’s had a dozen or may lays and has aged 10 years in 2.

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    • on June 26, 2015 at 10:46 pm PA

      A wifey girl isn’t meant to have said “bf”. That’s where everything went wrong.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 5:02 pm quorasdesignatedasshole

        Ding ding ding.

        Threadwinner.

        PA, I’ll be paying close attention to your posts from here on now.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 9:47 pm Anonymous

        Unless BF is Butt Fuck?

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    • on June 26, 2015 at 11:50 pm burke

      my two high school exes were 5 or less N count at marriage are both married to their first husband 20 years on. they did not ever hit the party scene, they were married mid 20s latest. both are still thin with three kids that actually look like the husband, both work no more than part time. both love their lives

      it’s almost as though there was some recipe out there for these things that worked, if not perfectly, somewhat predictably

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    • on June 28, 2015 at 11:33 am The Other Anonymous

      I’ve seen it so many times it’s not funny now.

      – Beta, has his shit together, but can’t get laid to save his life
      – meets a slut
      – gets his first blow job after 3rd date
      – boom
      – drops his friends and hobbies
      – before you know it he’s married her

      Flash forward a few years – kids, house, divorce – Done.

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  27. on June 26, 2015 at 10:03 pm rogerrrrrr

    This is very true, I’ve seen it over and over again. The girl who waits until 20, or 22, or even later – once she’s breeched she soon catches up and often outpaces those who got started earlier.

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    • on June 27, 2015 at 7:59 am PWN

      If someone offered me 1:1 odds on outpacing, I’d bet. From what I’ve seen, they usually outpace because they gave that pussy up to someone who made their toes curl and they want to feel that again and again and they feel cheated by waiting so long to begin with. Bottling up your desires is unhealthy for the mind, but due to careers being so important, girls can’t just marry in their teens.

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  28. on June 27, 2015 at 12:18 am ‘Reality’ Doug

    book_of_charts.pdf, chart 15.

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  29. on June 27, 2015 at 1:56 am Ronin

    The Rubicock sounds similar to the Spears-Bynes crazytown hypothesis.

    There are some girls who were just barely keeping it together by a thread that holds some latent mental illness back.

    Then they do drugs, it short-circuits or permanently ruins that last hair of control, and they go full-blown schizo or bpd.

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    • on June 27, 2015 at 6:58 am Captain Obvious

      And Evil Psychiatry Inc knew this since the very beginning – from Freud [and arguably Marx] through Marcuse and on into the present with e.g. Ariely – that on the left side of the great bell curve for mental stability [especially regarding the ability to “stabilize” or “control” the hindbrain’s abiding compelling all-consuming desire to propagate the species] there dwell folks who need only the very slightest encouragement [which can be achieved via just a precious few social/cultural signals] to go completely off the deep end and become stripped of all dignity and destroyed as human beings. At which point they’re nothing but mindless slaves of Evil Psychiatry Inc.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 7:02 am Captain Obvious

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 8:00 am Regular John

        Show me a better way to get access to slim, young shiksas.

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    • on June 27, 2015 at 7:56 am PWN

      Have you ever used drugs? I’d wager that nothing more than weed. The way it works is that they first have the mental breakdown and then they start drugs. I won’t get into personal details, but I had a depressive state for a year or so during which I might have used drugs liberally. Drugs are often a refuge or a party enhancer from my experience and from what I’ve seen around me. Sure, if you ingest so much that your brain gets destroyed, you’re in for a world of hurt.

      For example, I’m pretty sure Britney went insane because of stress, her personal life and stuff. Drug use were merely a consequence. While I won’t say drugs are good for you and that they don’t do harm, I’m fed up with all kinds of people blaming the behavior of weak shits on drugs.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 11:06 am Ronin

        I hear your argument about weakness.

        But often the weak will turn to such things anyway, instead of gritting it out.

        You, esp. as a rational and thinking Man, are probably stronger than Spears & Bynes if you were able to come out the other side (even though your comment still comes off as a rationalization).

        Or even extraordinarily strong, as Abusers tend to outnumber the still-functional-Users.

        But the coke or weed (which is 3x stronger now than it was back in Wooderson’s day) hypothesis still holds for many congenital hair-trigger faults.

        You often don’t know you have it till it’s already too late.

        See also Ephedrine Caffeine Aspirin overdosing for those who didn’t know they had hereditary heart & liver weaknesses, etc.

        People like those 2 don’t get so bad they get placed in an actual conservatorship, committed, and on heavy meds like Clozapine because of mere Stress. It is crazy that was barely-contained before the scales tipped.

        You’re looking down the wrong end of it. It’s Pre, not Post. Drugs were the camel-fracturing Catalyst, not the Consequence.

        As far as standard-dosage, most harder drugs past weed and LSD town will disrupt a person’s basic neurochemistry for a minimum of 1 year on a single dose.

        Again see users vs. abusers fraction on people already lacking the self-control to avoid drugs in the first place and guess many could actually moderate over time. For every 1 of you, there are probably 10 Scott Weilands or Charlie Sheens out there “winning”.

        .
        I know, I know. You don’t care how you rationalize that Pink Floyd record collection. You can quit any time and you don’t need anybody.

        -And that’s the only thing you need. Just this ashtray… And this paddle game. – The ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all you need… And this remote control. – The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all you need… And these matches. – The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball… And this lamp. – The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that’s all you need. And that’s all you need too. You don’t need one other thing, not one… You need this. – The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure…

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  30. on June 27, 2015 at 5:29 am onmyway

    Hello everyone, my first post here though I’ve been reading the blog for a year or so. I feel that writing about my efforts will actually motivate me to go out and approach more, so let’s give it a shot.

    About me: Mid 20s, pursuing a PhD in theoretical science on one of world’s top universities in France, Eastern European origin (hi, PA). Locked mysefl in a shell until last November, when I finaly decided it’s time to do something with my social/sex life and open up a bit. I never had a problem with having a conversation (not this kind of nerd who looks down the floor while talking), but somehow ended up working 10h/day and going to sleep since my arrival to France a few years ago. Language barrier was a problem too and it still bugs me a bit.

    First step was to start lifting weights regularly and stop looking like a skinnyfat — I’m 6’2″ — which went smoothly and some guys now are actually scared of me lol. Boost in confidence was noticeable and I started to feel better. Reading everything I could about game also helped, for example regarding my body language and keeping eye-contact, but we all know it’s useless unless yo go out and actually try it on women. Some of YaReally, Sentient and walawala’s lines turned out to work really nicely, even taken directly from here. It’s surprising how girls react to ANY kind of game.

    Cold approaching has been and still is a big problem for me. It’s not even the fear of talking to people since my empathy levels are around zero and I don’t care what random people think about me, the worst feeling is when the conversation dies quickly and ends up with awkward silence, like I failed to generate any kind of attratcion. Plus my French is far from perfect — chatting is OK but cracking situational jokes looks like mission impossible. On the other side, my English is good and I was thinking about gaming mostly in English.

    I still find my social circles as the best source of potential lays. The conversation starts with usual “I’m from XYZ, I’m doing ABC, how about you”, which is a total buzzkill in the night scene, but I can build something from that when meeting through a friend. She won’t walk away because she doesn’t want to look like a bitch in front of her friend etc. Having the basic interest in conversation from her, I can start teasing and joking and generally take it from there at least to a # close. However, social circles really limit my opportunities and relying on them is not a good long haul strategy.

    Time to change and improve, big time.

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    • on June 27, 2015 at 6:38 am walawala

      onmyway welcome back to the land of the living. The structures and external game are important, but equally important is the inner game struggle we all have. For me each day gets easier by realizing whatever the triggers that set me back are: rejection, a particular shit-test, seeing my crazy ex and her dude and seeing her try to get my attention while I ignore her…all these things are part of the challenge.

      Then there’s the pay-off….for me it’s a small rotation of girls who all like some part of what we do: hanging out, cooking, dancing, whatever—but it’s all now about banging. There’s no longer any pretense—which is something 5 years ago I don’t think I could have either imagined or achieved.

      I keep a game journal writing down all the thoughts, routines, reactions. It’s helped me to keep track of my progress and then refer to when I have an inner game setback.

      Everyone struggles, how you deal with those struggles and overcome them is a measurement of how well your game is improving. No shit-test is irreparable, no rejection is game-changing, no bang offers long-term satisfaction and contentment…it’s all about finding and overcoming that next challenge and getting better at weeding out time wasters.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 8:00 am Sentient

        Welcome. Keep posting it will help you.

        Re language two things. Definatly go with English and maybe have some advantage BUT realize that quips and jests are a smaller part of things. You can do a lot with dominant body language, laser eye and strong boyfriend Kino or flirty Gambler style Kino.

        Words are generally secondary to sub comms. Like you can have great lines but shitty physical presence and crap sub comms and get zero. Or you can say very little or just talk about random b.s. but have killer physicality and laser eye and just lead her away!

        Work on both of course but don’t feel you need so many words. Lots of guys – being spergy logical thinkers – seem to think game is an incantation . if I just repeat the right words the right way bam! Pussy!

        You forget that the girl is there FOR the Dick… That is her entire purpose – getting back to biomechanics – to present her egg for fertilization. So assume the sale.

        Check out good looking losers in field stuff for example. Dude has zero- I mean zero- verbal game but does lots of boyfriend Kino right off the bat.

        Also you may want to do more deep night game where it will be easier to get comfortable with fast Kino in a loud crowded bar or club.

        Have fun

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    • on June 27, 2015 at 7:17 am Captain Obvious

      > “when the conversation dies quickly and ends up with awkward silence, like I failed to generate any kind of attratcion. Plus my French is far from perfect” LEARN GIRL TALK!!!!! Memorize everything about Chanel and Dior that you can fit into your brain – the fragances, the makeups, the bras, the lingerie, etc etc etc. Learn the early childhood cultural poisoning – whatever is the French equivalent of Princess Barbie Dolls and Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus and whatnot – so that you can tease them about it. Learn the gossip concerning the female French celebrities and what sluts they are [and who’s a mudshark versus who’s Front Nacional]. Learn French wine – as a student you won’t be able to afford the good stuff, but when you walk into a cafe, you need to know what’s worth 20 Euro and what isn’t, and what will get her in the mood [Burgundy Chardonnay to include Chablis] and what won’t [anything from Pernod – yuck].

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 7:28 am Captain Obvious

        I’d go to the cosmetics counters in the big department stores and get the salesgirls to teach me how to smell the differences and identify [by smell] the fragrances from Chanel. [And cosmetics girls in department stores are some of the most feminine and cheerful girls you’ll ever meet.] I’d hang out at whatever is the French equivalent of the UK Daily Mail and learn French celebrity gossip [or just read the UK Daily Mail itself — https://www.google.com/search?q=paris+site:dailymail.co.uk ]. I’d go to every winery possible and taste their wines and talk to the girl who is pouring the wines. And then talk to all the other girls in the winery who are standing around tasting the wines. I’d keep an eye on the most popular French “Soap Operas” and be vaguely aware of who the characters are. Et cetera…

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 7:49 am PWN

        Knowing the fragrances is great for two reasons:
        1)maybe you will buy some of the male ones and smell great. I’ve always been complimented by girls for the way I smell starting from the moment I bought my first designer cologne. I recommend buying an aqua like one until you sniff enough of them to realize some fragrances go better with certain looks and dressing styles.
        2)you will DHV if you know girl fragrances because she’ll assume you smelled them on other girls while they were on your dick.

        onmyway, I’m Eastern European too and I’m considering getting a PhD abroad. And I’m the same, my social anxiety is often related to not having much in common with other people and growing up among people of the same socio-educational class. Considering my interests, it’s hard to find people outside this class that shares them. And I struggle to bother learning the stupid shit most people are into because there’s no condensed resource ‘this is what 18 to 23 years old Czech/French/Swedish girls are interested in’.

        When I got laid the most, I used my social circle too, but it’s good I had two mixed groups of drug using party animals to hang out with that helped getting girls. What you need to do speaking wise is to get them speaking about themselves and then transition their speaking to sex and themselves. The initial speaking requires knowing the type of girl she is. For example, if she was in your field of study, it would be easy for you to get her interested in talking to you, which means that your problem is not having enough exposure to girls in the age you target. Welcome to the boat of the mid 20s guy if you’re hitting on girls younger than you.

        Btw, a professional question. Do you think it would work against me if I wanted to PhD in my 30s instead of now? I don’t have the savings necessary at this moment to make sure I won’t have to quit my studies if some unforeseen events happen and I’d like getting some paid training in things that might help with my studies. I intend on publishing two articles by the time I apply and the school I want to go to offers a MPhil + PhD research program, while I currently have a MSc. I took a TOEFL test and I scored in the top 5%(1% of everything except speaking) and I think I can easily score in the top 5% on the GRE test too, but if I applied now, I don’t have anything published and so on. I’m just curious how much age is a factor in admission.

        A side note: someone should make a comment scrapping tool that collects YaReally’s, walawala’s comments so that they can be read without navigating the chaff.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 7:52 am Captain Obvious

        Find out the French equivalent of “urbandictionary.com”. Hang out with FN [and FNJ = Front national de la jeunesse] guys and learn how to translate American concepts like “mudshark”, “miscegenation”, “mulatto” [== human father, chimp mother] and “melungeon” [== human mother, chimp father].

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 8:01 am Captain Obvious

        “there’s no condensed resource ‘this is what 18 to 23 years old Czech/French/Swedish girls are interested in’” – that’s what I’m saying about LEARNING GIRL TALK. You have to study your prey. Learn how they talk and what they talk about. Learn what would be a deadly “shiv” to these girls, in terms of accusing them of being a Princess Barbie Doll or a Mudshark or a Courtney Love/Amy Winehouse heroin addict or a talentless “twerking” Britney Spears/Miley Cyrus or whatever. There is no easy guide – you’ve got to invest the “elbow grease” and the “sweat equity” to STUDY YOUR PREY.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 8:05 am Captain Obvious

        For all I know, a deadly shiv might be something like “Mere de Dieu! Are you wearing a Chanel Bra beneath a Dior Blouse? Quelle shame!! Quelle horror!!!”

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 8:10 am PWN

        Captain Oblivious to how to get laid, while hinting towards reactionary beliefs once in a while might help, learning the equivalent words in French that the American white trash use isn’t going to get him laid.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 8:27 am Captain Obvious

        Ruthlessly ridicule and denigrate any human female who mudsharks herself with a chimpanzee soccer [“football”] player, such as the olive-skinned girl who has been seen with Paul Pogba. Praise Brigitte Bardot to the heavens for her stand against Halal. Let it be known that you think that Marine Le Pen is the sexiest matriarch in all of France. [“I don’t normally sleep with Vieilles Juments (Old Mares), but if I did, it would be Marine Le Pen or Brigitte Bardot.”]

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 8:34 am Captain Obvious

        “learning the equivalent words in French that the American white trash use isn’t going to get him laid” — No, the equivalent CONCEPTS. I don’t know what the concepts are – I’ve never taken “Intro to French Culture as Understood by Horny Social-Ladder-Climbing Imaged-Obsessed Teenaged Girls”. If you are in France, then that’s YOUR JOB. But I do know that “passé” is a French word, and that if you accuse her of something which she will readily recognize as already being passé, then you will have moved away from Mr Nice Guy Loser and started on your journey towards Dark Triad Alpha Jerk-Face Slayer-of-Poontang.

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    • on June 27, 2015 at 8:02 am Sentient

      Mods. Help a playa out!

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 10:19 am Sentient

        To go with in mod post

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 1:58 pm Culum Struan

        Sentient – just break your post down into two-short-para chunks. It works great unless it contains one of the mystery words that sends it to auto-mod irrespective of length.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 7:49 pm Putin

        Pros: seems to be bigger than me. Younger than me. Has some balls no doubt. Can do random chat better than me.

        Cons: The venue is a bit creepy like a grave yard. Has some Jersey Shore thing going. Talks too much. Women seems to be a 7 and would not be worth my time. He will not own very many 9’s because of his constant chit chat. Women, especially 9-10’s like to have a guy make her feel like she is on a roller coaster. My wife would hate him. Lol

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      • on June 28, 2015 at 1:23 pm no

        At the vid oh that looks sooooo advanced I could never do that only after 500 approaches a week for ten years.and only after reading allll of ya reallys posts and watching every rsd mystery vid and commenting on ch blogs ten thousand timessss. This pua stuff is soooooo hard.. I would neeeed such advaaaaanced social skillsss….but women are suuuuch slits I hate society waaahhh faaaaaaairness waaah possibly raaaaacism tooo wwwaaahhhh….did this make it tjrough mod no welll I should post about that tooo waaahhh

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      • on June 28, 2015 at 1:34 pm no

        Ok tbh I only watched like 4 mins of that vid then got bored but what he was doing as in making parody to make fun of society such as the la lifestyle bit is always good to show her you are not affected by all the hustle and bustle of the times to try and be so cool. All of you could do this.

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      • on June 28, 2015 at 2:36 pm Sentient

        No – you retard. Wait for the post. The point of which is that you don’t need much verbal game and gll is an example of basically zero verbal game… Lol.

        [CH: ugly men will need better verbal game. and they will need better jerkboy game.]

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      • on June 28, 2015 at 9:57 pm dylan storm roofies

        I was in agreement with you sentient. It just aint that hard. See you need verbals lol

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    • on June 27, 2015 at 7:59 pm Sentient

      @onmyway – Still in mod… check back in a few days.

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  31. on June 27, 2015 at 7:00 am Bodack

    I once asked a women about a survey that said the average woman had seven sexual encounters. She laughed and said ” Are you talking relationships or one night stands?”

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    • on June 27, 2015 at 10:17 am Anonymous

      “I once asked a women about a survey that said the average woman had seven sexual encounters.”

      At once…

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  32. on June 27, 2015 at 7:15 am Ripp

    “the four horse cocks of the apocalypse pour molten semen into her damaged psyche”

    Lollozlzozlzozlzllzz

    CH in 2016

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  33. on June 27, 2015 at 7:47 am Ripp

    lolz…..molten semen…..

    I envision a Richard Attenborough voice narration like that BBC documentary show planet earth.

    The Rubicock Chronicles. Tonight at 8 on BBC.

    “Simmering rivers of molten semen sludge their way beneath the bridge of the Rubicock. The timid gaggle of females take caution as each slowly waddles across. An Alana Massey sized calvary of fresh horse cock awaits their successful crossing.”

    time lapse. Dark skies. End sequence.

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  34. on June 27, 2015 at 7:48 am Ripp

    God damn Eskimo mod

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  35. on June 27, 2015 at 8:06 am mingetastic

    Fellow misogynists, here’s a sanitised glimpse into the harrowing psychological toll that promiscuity has on women. The following articles are compilations of UK female facebook user submissions, and illustrate the body insecurity, self-loathing, misanthropy and jadedness of the carousel-weary rider. http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/29/24-thoughts-every-girl-has-after-a-one-night-stand-4882752/ http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/29/31-things-all-women-have-thought-about-during-sex-at-one-time-or-another-4741169/ http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/16/the-21-unsexiest-things-about-sex-because-its-not-all-making-love-and-orgasms-is-it-4792244/
    Of course we know that the mental depths to which they plummet are far less chirpy than those presented here, but the hamster is all-forgiving, and the shameless self-delusion of the modern harpy is terrifying. The hearts of stone they cultivate are masked by the façade of femininity 2.0, and are buried under mounds of thirsty male orbiter ego-gratification, rarely revealing their caustic malice (save to the ‘one’ they settle for. I mean down with). The most stunning evidence of this is that female suicide rates are dwarfed by those of males, who are still guided by abstract concepts such as honour, loyalty, a sense of justice, etc.
    Males are deemed bad and dangerous for engaging in criminality, such as drugs, violence, etc. Women aren’t naturally predisposed to such adrenaline-fuelled risks, so the measure of how bad and dangerous they are is enmeshed with their notch count. Their hymen is the one thing they have to guard, in order to preserve their virtue, yet it’s usually sacrificed on the altar of Ba’al while their tits are still sprouting. Of course no white knight/father/judge wants to admit that special snowflake is a criminal, hence modern sex and the city society, in which men have also played their part.

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  36. on June 27, 2015 at 8:57 am The Southerner

    “it’s a good idea to avoid committing to any woman who has crossed the Rubicock”

    Maybe we have to move the Rubicock norm up to 20 cocks?

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  37. on June 27, 2015 at 9:23 am Ripp

    lollzlz…..molten semen…..

    I envision a Richard Attenborough voice narration like that BBC documentary show planet earth.

    The Rubicock Chronicles. Tonight at 8 on BBC.

    “Simmering rivers of molten semen sludge their way beneath the bridge of the Rubicock. The timid gaggle of females take caution as each slowly waddles across. An Alana Massey sized calvary of fresh horse cock awaits their successful crossing.”

    time lapse. Dark skies. End sequence.

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  38. on June 27, 2015 at 10:20 am Reader

    Hey CH, what do you think of this guys opinion on you and the manosphere? He writes dating advice for women.

    http://www.therulesrevisited.com/2015/03/thoughts-on-manosphere.html

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    • on June 27, 2015 at 2:14 pm Culum Struan

      Reader – it’s an interesting article. Surprisingly balanced view for someone who writes dating advice for women. He’s certainly right about the two kinds of guys who exist in the manosphere – guys who moan as a displacement activity and guys who take action (but that’s true of life generally, not just the manosphere).

      However, he hardly looks at what the actual ideas of the red pill are and whether they are valid. He basically analyzes the motivation of manosphere members..he has some points about that but it’s very incomplete.

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      • on June 27, 2015 at 8:44 pm Reader

        Yeah I agree. He is interesting because he does give “red pill” advice for women: hold out for sex, embrace your feminine side, men don’t care about your career.
        At the same time he is way less sensationalist than most red pill bloggers, like he doesn’t believe a woman will lose 95% of her value after she turns 30, doesn’t believe every American woman is is an evil dyke etc.

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    • on June 27, 2015 at 5:43 pm mingetastic

      He’s like a mother-hen nattering with his flock, and selling his bros (down the river) before hoes. The dot com address means he’s in it commercially, therefore pandering to his audience is unavoidable. He also recommends atheist resources as being the ultimate in advice. Play on playa

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  39. on June 27, 2015 at 12:43 pm stunt cock

    quality wife is best

    manosphere is good for all men, but young men can benefit the most by using game to capitalize on their limited chances to get a quality young woman to bond early.

    all the best girls from my class in a 4,000+ student rich suburban all white HS were paired up between sophmore year in HS and sophmore year in college at the latest. most seemed to go off market spring of freshman year of college. out of the 500+ girls in my class there were maybe 10 that were top shelf marriage quality and this was from an enviornment of very rich dads and lots of hot moms. quality is rare and the competition is fierce. early game knowledge is super valuable at this time when most competition is from naturals.

    girls mature early and will show their quality early. a young man’s job is to recognize her quality and sex her good her first time round. good long chemical releasing sex is key. they all remember their first time and if you make it an hour instead of a two minute pump fest she will take notice and realize compared to her friends losing their virginity in awkward back seat sex or in and out quickies that she found something special.

    she will bond and look to her man to shape her as she gets older. she will happily forgo all the come home at sunrise crazy girls nights out which are the source of much of this disgusting behavior. a girl’s friends are her and your worst enemies.

    girls without a man are empty shells and will be destroyed by their groupthink and poor decision making.

    if you leave college without a girl who worships you like a cult leader you missed the boat and barring some miracle meeting (like CD got), it’s not going to happen. not because you don’t have game, but because she is simply incapable after all her soul crushing mistakes.

    after college in the urban market you can sarge and play games and masturbate into slut gaps for the rest of your life and mano will help to vastly increase both frequency and hotness of post rubicock skanks you can notch. hotness doesn’t negate the grossness of all their cock taking though so as always the younger the better.

    early soul capture + select quality on the side is the best but with game we win either way

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  40. on June 27, 2015 at 2:19 pm AlphaX

    Heartiste…. I am late to the convo… but it is the weekend. What you didn’t hit on is the impact of Alpha on virgin girls. She saves for the one… but he doesn’t want a relationship. I have seen hundreds of girls have some Alpha, lose him, and go nuts. They cut their hair, dress sluttier and bang any guy they think they can own to “heal”. Of course they dump the guy cause they can own him, and on it goes. I have had girls tell me they did this because they couldn’t control me… and they wanted that power. But when they had it, they left the other man. Even if they had kids with this guy.

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  41. on June 27, 2015 at 3:21 pm blonde rogue

    hey heartiste, check this shit out — (japanese) women so starved for alpha males of their own species that they’ll collectively settle for staring into the surrogate eyes of a big hairy gorilla? Decide for yourselves, humble readers:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/33283710/buff-silverback-gorilla-drawing-crowds-of-women-to-japanese-zoo

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  42. on June 27, 2015 at 8:16 pm The Straw That Stirs the Drink

    Jessica Chambers – six months on – no arrests… gas poured down her throat and burned alive… just 19.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/katiejmbaker/who-set-jessica-chambers-on-fire-the-internet-is-trying-to-f#.hm390AvQx

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    • on June 29, 2015 at 1:27 pm no

      White men are just more protective of white women than men of other races are. White chicks ever gonna learn that?

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    • on June 29, 2015 at 5:15 pm PWN

      Who gives a shit? Is it just me who feels little for today’s random sluts?

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  43. on June 27, 2015 at 11:45 pm Name

    This is what America has come to

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    • on June 28, 2015 at 5:56 am Glengarry

      It’s really just fallen apart under Obama, hasn’t it?

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      • on June 28, 2015 at 7:39 am Captain Obvious

        The rapidity of the collapse is stunning. We can’t trust anyone in “The System” anymore [like Canadian Ted Cruz and his Goldman Sachs wife]. Our only hope for a peaceful resolution might be a pair of outsiders like Donald Trump and Carly Fiorina. Anyone who has been in The System has had their Id/Ego/Super-Ego/Psyche so badly neutered and cuckolded and destroyed by Evil Psychiatry Inc that they are now incapable of any arguing any argument or passing any legislation or enforcing any government decree which could be useful to us.

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    • on June 28, 2015 at 9:46 am walawala

      Imagine if the founder of the Boy Scouts Lord Baden Powell had come up with an organization whose main uniform is tight-fitting shorts with the slogan “Scouting for Boys” today…

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    • on June 28, 2015 at 11:33 am Greg Eliot

      That had better be photoshopped. 😡

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      • on June 28, 2015 at 11:43 am Tilikum

        Greg, that is new normal bud! I mean, what will or could go wrong…..right?

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    • on June 28, 2015 at 11:54 am Cortesar

      There is even more and uglier to the point that actually it becomes clear that
      they laughing at you face, the Slithery Reptiles

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  44. on June 28, 2015 at 9:50 am Papillon (hey you bastards, I'm still here)

    Who wooda thunk it… http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11700501/Douchebag-Guy-becomes-the-toast-of-Tinder.html#disqus_thread

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  45. on June 28, 2015 at 1:05 pm no

    Hru hottie. Wanna see my selfie stick? That’s right no hands !

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  46. on June 28, 2015 at 1:13 pm no

    https://fbcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/11659471_928997567159347_3790611146763404942_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoibCJ9&oh=297e15783477227539c1e2d06b1d6b87&oe=5633D288&__gda__=1445667888_d5a5ec10ff48ea9ead2c9d083bb384c0

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  47. on June 28, 2015 at 2:00 pm dylan storm roofies

    All I have to say is that The Shiv cuts from both directions. Here is a sample: http://www.reddit.com/user/lolihull/submitted/

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    • on June 29, 2015 at 2:19 am mingetastic

      Trigger Warning!!!!

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    • on June 29, 2015 at 5:21 pm PWN

      I glanced through the one about cold approaching. That friend of hers is a fucktard. It’s funny because most men online that talk to girls are like that.

      BTW, the more I live, the more I realize that many of the female antics some people bemoan are just traits of people with more value. Whenever I’m in a high value situation, I feel like being a shit testing brat(lol)

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