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“Love Wins” As A Viable Pickup Opener

June 30, 2015 by CH

If you didn’t already know, #LoveWins is a Twitter hashtag celebrating hatred for people who don’t agree with the gay marriage SCROTUS dicktat.

As CH #Loves to do, we find opportunity for romantic pleasure in the detritus of a disintegrating nation. One such opportunity was discovered by reader newlyaloof:

I’m thinking that #LoveWins would be a great pickup line:

Guy sees girl, just walks up to her and tries to kiss her.
If you’re a charming bastard, the girl just may kiss you.
If not:
Girl: “What are you doing?”
You “Love Wins!” and go for it again. Or tease her and accuse her of being against love.

Heh. Ballsy, but has broad and deep potential. This tactic doesn’t have a short shelf life, either. It can work well after every ADD-suffering American girl has forgotten why there’s a rainbow sticker on her butthexed bungholelllzlzllol. I could see this opener easily parlayed into an extended, disqualifying, teasing riff on a girl’s numerous character flaws.

GIRL: “What are you doing?”

LOVE’S PENETRATING GAZE: “Are you against being in love?”

GIRL: “No.”

LOVE’S PENETRATING GAZE: “Next thing you’ll tel me you hate puppies.”

GIRL: “I don’t hate puppies either.”

LOVE’S PENETRATING GAZE: “You seem like the type to hate on cute things.”

etc. Anyone willing to try it out? Do I have to be the only one here to go into the breach?

If you don’t want to risk kissing a girl you just met, you could try a toned-down version of the above. Instead of kissing, place your hand gently on her shoulder and, longingly staring into her eyes, say with mock seriousness, “You and I, there’s magic between us. Can you feel it?” When she balks, segue into the “Love Wins!” riposte. The goal is to go for the tension-releasing taunting humor, which will set you up nicely for a more profound seduction.

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  1. on June 30, 2015 at 12:56 pm “Love Wins” As A Viable Pickup Opener | Manosphere.com

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  3. on June 30, 2015 at 1:14 pm ar10308

    ISIS also has the right idea on how to discourage cultural disintegration.

    #GravityWins

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    • on June 30, 2015 at 10:28 pm OSP

      “Gravity wins”
      LMAO

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 10:41 am Tilikum

      hahahaha

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 4:38 pm no

      ISIS is winning the propaganda war. Have you seen the quality of their assassination videos? No joke.

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      • on July 5, 2015 at 8:24 am Captain Obvious

        The Slippery Eskimo Reptiles, who run the San Fernando Valley pr0n industry, call them “snuff films”.

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      • on July 5, 2015 at 8:25 am Captain Obvious

        slippery = slithery

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  4. on June 30, 2015 at 1:23 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

    You and I, there’s magic between us, can you feel it

    Classic. I think this line was used in a children’s movie or something. I first heard it when the cute pre-teen daughter of an ex would say it to me, and it became a joke between us. I’ve actually used it with grown women, and it works. The key I think is to say it with a slight smirk and “laughter” in your eyes so she doesn’t think you’re a total creep. Helps break the ice, and introduces the idea of sex and romance into the encounter.

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 7:29 am Captain Obvious

      LBF, I dunno, a hate to sound all femin@zi Benedict Arnold chez Le Chateau, but this is such a powerful assault on her personhood that you’re getting out strongly into “YOU BREAK IT, YOU OWN IT!” territory. If you pump-n-dump a chick after you’ve broken her psychologically like this, then you could very well be looking at a suicide or a R@pe Accusation or, at best, a chick whose heart becomes so badly infected with The Darkness that she can never truly “l0ve” again. The Dark Arts are “Dark” because, well, DARKNESS!!!!! Abandon your Conscience, ye who dare enter here.

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      • on July 1, 2015 at 11:01 am Tilikum

        The white knight convention is <<<<<<< that way 😉

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  5. on June 30, 2015 at 2:02 pm kant

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/an-11-year-old-girl-delivered-one-of-the-sickest-text-messag?utm_term=.mpmm9KAWN&fb_ref=click_share#.su74ZDgJj

    This 11 year old boy has more game than all of you.

    CH must make a post about this. No fucks given

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    • on June 30, 2015 at 10:34 pm OSP

      Pretty tight except for the “I’m sorry…”

      “My bad” – never “I’m sorry”

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  6. on June 30, 2015 at 2:30 pm mendozatorres

    Is “Love Wins” only for gaming? Can I just use it a throwaway phrase?

    Achoo! Love wins

    I’m hungry. Love wins

    I’m voted for him. Love wins.

    [CH: all-purpose love!]

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 12:57 am Glengarry

      I love pizza. Love wins.

      She loves cats. Love wins.

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    • on July 3, 2015 at 7:59 am GCM

      Love Wins is weak sauce when trying to kiss a girl you just met. Gamma play. We expect better, CH.

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  7. on June 30, 2015 at 2:31 pm Earl

    Your website is dead to me.

    Picking up girls in gaymerica? Who cares.
    Illuminating the white mans plight in die verse city? They deserve it.
    Twisting the shiv in feminists? We’ve been collectively shanked, and then prison raped, by the SCROTUS.
    It’s over. Game over for men. We as a society must equalitee ourselves to death. And then we will pick up the broken pieces and figure out where we went wrong and conclude that it wasn’t enough ekwalitee and start over- “this time, moar equaluhtee.”

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    • on June 30, 2015 at 2:51 pm greginaurora

      The happysad point that keeps me going is knowing that when we face that collapse, those of us willing to be men will be the ones who own everything, providing of course that the invaders still allow us to own anything. I’m thinking my grandsons will own four or five wives apiece.

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      • on June 30, 2015 at 5:29 pm DMNYC

        What exactly are you complaining about? Serious question. You’re blaming the presumably inevitable downfall of society as well as, I presume, you’re own problems on gays, women and minorities. Specifically the that these groups having equal legal rights. Based on your statement it’s a safe bet that you don’t interact much with gays (that you know of) or minorities anyway, and I don’t think it’s a reach to assume you don’t have many good relationships with women whether platonic or romantic. If true, then please educate me on the specific offenses these groups have inflicted upon you? What did they take away? Did they take your job? Do you find guys kissing icky? Have women never responded positively to you? If so ever thought about improving your skills, your education, your body, your game?
        Since I bet you’re all about being a real man, educate me, isn’t part of being a man taking responsibility for your own problems rather than blaming it all on external forces? Let me remind you of a few facts. White people are 77.7% of the US population, the reminder a mix of blacks, asians and other ethnic minorities. Gays are estimated around 4%. Women are 50.8% but they are physically weaker, opt out of the labor pool in large numbers and largely don’t pursue the same high paying, high status professions as men. Law enforcement and courts drastically favor white people as do most large corporations in their hiring practices. You have built in advantages simply because you’re a white male that lives in the US, yet you’re sitting here bitching because these much smaller, less powerful groups than the one you belong to want legal equality – most of which is manifested in ways that will never effect you’re life. That’s weak shit man.
        Before you spout off, I’m a blond, blue eyed white guy that’s worked my ass off for women and money my whole life. Do you think because you’re a white man, you’re entitled to a high paying and job and a demure white woman who will bear your children and worship your obviously high masculinity? So your life hasn’t gone how you want it, I guess it’s because society is crumbling and it’s all cause of gays, blacks and women! Adapt or die bro.

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      • on June 30, 2015 at 9:33 pm ho

        @DMNYC

        Pay attention, Nazarenes: this is the kind of person that flaying by Obsidian was made for.

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      • on June 30, 2015 at 9:35 pm ho

        “Specifically the that these groups having equal legal rights.”

        My previous comment got eaten, so I’m gonna repeat myself: people like you are the reason why execution by flaying was invented.

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      • on June 30, 2015 at 9:45 pm ho

        “Since I bet you’re all about being a real man, educate me, isn’t part of being a man taking responsibility for your own problems rather than blaming it all on external forces?”

        The homo that got tossed of a rooftop with a noose around his neck agrees. Why blame his problems on external problems instead of being a man and owning up to it?

        “White people are 77.7% of the US population, the reminder a mix of blacks, asians and other ethnic minorities. Gays are estimated around 4%. Women are 50.8% but they are physically weaker, opt out of the labor pool in large numbers and largely don’t pursue the same high paying, high status professions as men.”

        None of this is even remotely relevant you filthy sack of shit.

        “Law enforcement and courts drastically favor white people as do most large corporations in their hiring practices. ”

        Proof by assertion. Also, why shouldn’t they prefer hiring intelligent people?

        “You have built in advantages simply because you’re a white male that lives in the US, yet you’re sitting here bitching because these much smaller, less powerful groups than the one you belong to want legal equality – most of which is manifested in ways that will never effect you’re life. That’s weak shit man.”

        Yeah right bro.

        The SJW impersonating a dudebro has got to be the most loathsome character in such internet discussions.

        In reality, straight white males are the closest thing to 3rd Reich Jews that we presently have in America. It’s not GWB that is considered an untouchable sacred cow.

        But of course, when you catch somebody spouting asinine garbage, 180° from the reality, there is no point in using dialectic. Maybe suggesting a shallow grave would be too much, but there really is no point. I have no patience for intellectual pollutants.

        “Before you spout off, I’m a blond, blue eyed white guy that’s worked my ass off for women and money my whole life. Do you think because you’re a white man, you’re entitled to a high paying and job and a demure white woman who will bear your children and worship your obviously high masculinity? So your life hasn’t gone how you want it, I guess it’s because society is crumbling and it’s all cause of gays, blacks and women! Adapt or die bro.”

        That’s exactly what we’re doing you fucking fa66ot. Do you think the future belongs to those who consider themselves privileged while being a bete noir? You’re a dodo, pre-extinction.

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      • on June 30, 2015 at 9:53 pm Cortesar

        I presume, you’re own problems on gays, women and minorities.
        ———————————————————————————————–
        Actually most us here consider Eskimos to be the problem and other nuisances that you mentioned we see merely as tools skilfully employed by the above mentioned tribe
        But you know all of that don’t you,Disingenuous Moron NYC

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    • on June 30, 2015 at 3:01 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

      Last (real) man standing wins.

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    • on June 30, 2015 at 4:44 pm Putin

      Too late Earl. Unless people wise up the only hope is an outside force. Maybe Russia. Americans are too brainwashed to vote for the Paul’s and Trumps.
      And forget revolution, that is a laugh. Americans are too drugged and propagandized.

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    • on June 30, 2015 at 8:25 pm The Other Anonymous

      It’s a hardball world, son – We have to try to keep our heads until this Peace craze blows over …

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  8. on June 30, 2015 at 2:35 pm roachy

    “This 11 year old boy has more game than all of you.”

    but not more than you, juan.

    you pull more 11 year old ass than anyone here. good thing it’s legal in mexico.

    #hot white babes love beaners

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  9. on June 30, 2015 at 2:51 pm oink

    If shitlibs don’t catch the hint, up the trollage. “We should burn bigoted rednecks at the stake. They don’t deserve to live.”

    Don’t you give them any ideas. SWPL are evil “one breaks eggs for the tasty equalitarian omellette” people.

    <Liberte, Equalite, ou Mort is their slogan

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  10. on June 30, 2015 at 3:06 pm epochehusserl

    The future of sex is terrifying to reason
    http://reason.com/blog/2015/06/30/the-future-of-sex-is-terrifying

    In [the memo], readers have been asked to consider the following scenario: “Person A and Person B are on a date and walking down the street. Person A, feeling romantically and sexually attracted, timidly reaches out to hold B’s hand and feels a thrill as their hands touch. Person B does nothing, but six months later files a criminal complaint. Person A is guilty of Criminal Sexual Contact’ under proposed Section 213.6(3)(a).”

    Far-fetched? Not as the draft is written. The hypothetical crime cobbles together two of the draft’s key concepts. The first is affirmative consent. The second is an enlarged definition of criminal sexual contact that would include the touching of any body part, clothed or unclothed, with sexual gratification in mind. As the authors of the model law explain: “Any kind of contact may qualify. There are no limits on either the body part touched or the manner in which it is touched.” So if Person B neither invites nor rebukes a sexual advance, then anything that happens afterward is illegal. “With passivity expressly disallowed as consent,” the memo says, “the initiator quickly runs up a string of offenses with increasingly more severe penalties to be listed touch by touch and kiss by kiss in the criminal complaint.”

    The obvious comeback to this is that no prosecutor would waste her time on such a frivolous case. But that doesn’t comfort signatories of the memo, several of whom have pointed out to me that once a law is passed, you can’t control how it will be used. For instance, prosecutors often add minor charges to major ones (such as, say, forcible rape) when there isn’t enough evidence to convict on the more serious charge. They then put pressure on the accused to plead guilty to the less egregious crime.

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  11. on June 30, 2015 at 3:40 pm martin

    gay marriage is gay

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  12. on June 30, 2015 at 4:01 pm batman bin suparman

    jen garner on her marriage to shitlib afflack

    “you can’t expect to be courted all the time.”

    divorcing after 10 years

    #Love wins #Fame without Game

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  13. on June 30, 2015 at 4:31 pm PermanentGuest

    Gay.

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  14. on June 30, 2015 at 4:46 pm “Love Wins” As A Viable Pickup Opener | Reaction Times

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  15. on June 30, 2015 at 4:47 pm Putin

    Most American men have been castrated and thus will never approach.

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 8:25 am Ripp

      Yup.

      Been saying this for years and see it everywhere.

      Just bc the knowledge is made available doesn’t mean it’s being applied at the same rate.

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  16. on June 30, 2015 at 6:20 pm The Karamazov Idea

    http://socialmeems.com/2014/06/03/beautiful-advice-from-a-divorced-man-after-16-years-of-marriage/

    Here’s a token for your consideration. A guy whose wife of 16 years decided she has what it takes to jump back on the lotsa cocka carousel is giving men marriage advice. The primary people sharing it are women so you can probably guess the summation of the advice: be more beta. Here are a few of my favorites.

    1. Never stop courting……
    ——————————————-
    Didn’t Darlock say eternal courtship is the female fantasy and ultimate surrender of will (aka she gets what she wants and you get the check)?

    5. It’s not your job to change or fix her… your job is to love her as she is with no expectation…..
    —————————————
    Tolerate her flaws in the vain hope that she will start treating you better.

    9. Be silly……
    ———————————–
    A man is never silly. A man is playful, humorous, hilarious, riotously funny, entertaining, intense, and possibly even puckish. He’s never silly as that’s reserved for women, faggots, children, and other things that aren’t to be taken seriously. Men are always to be taken seriously, even if they are humorous.

    11. Be present. Give her not only your time, but your focus, your attention, and your soul……you are fully WITH HER
    ———————————–
    Absence makes the heart grow fonder, at least when the absent man is loved and cherished. A woman is attracted to a man on the notion that he has many calls on his time and she must compete with them. His time is therefore valuable due to scarcity. Part of what attracts a woman to a man is the fact that he’s always building something greater. That’s important. Women want men with a taste for glory. If your greatest glory is your wife, your days in it are numbered. She already has herself.

    14. Give her space
    ———————————-
    If a woman wants space, you’ve already lost. Give a woman space on your terms. Never on hers. Your wife is not going to fuck her coworker because you go out with the boys for beers twice a week. This is a myth of television. Camaraderie and you having the respect of your friends as well as achievements and pursuits are like crack to women. Remember, they largely see you through the lens of other people. Good looking and muscular guys strike out all the time. The guy who wrote this awful list isn’t hideous.

    20. Always choose love……Love will always endure.
    ———————————–
    Odd. His didn’t, and his wife apparently chose something else.

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  17. on June 30, 2015 at 6:26 pm epochehusserl

    If true, then please educate me on the specific offenses these groups have inflicted upon you? What did they take away? Did they take your job?
    ————————————-
    As a child I was forcefully bused against my parents wishes to black schools as part of a project to assuage white guilt. As a young man I have seen the social welfare system destroy the family as an economic unit and demoralize otherwise responsible young people destroying any sense of moral compass or purpose in more than a few of my peers. As a grown man I studied the doctrine of disparate impact and researched to discover that it was formulated by intellectuals as an assault against “white male” hegemony by people who have not the slightest interest in how goods are made, distributed and manufactured. Women and minorities are not just equal before the law now they are a protected class even in private organizations having nothing to do with the state. The last couple of years I have seen the government abandon any notion of upholding the concept of a nation as illegal immigrants are given tax credits and college subsidies at the expense of the native population even as many adults live with their parents. I have seen some (certainly not all) homosexuals demand the right to be free from discrimination while desiring to prevent Christians from forming their own organizations. As someone with an English background and who is very much proud of the British traditions of free inquiry I have watched in horror and disgust as political correctness destroyed legitimate free inquiry in an attempt to redistribute self-esteem to Islamic Barbarians who have absolute no history of tolerance whatsoever and instead would prefer to harass white men for wearing the wrong shirt or saying the wrong thing to people who are offended at everything. This is a short list we could go on…..

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 12:59 am Glengarry

      Heh, schooled.

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  18. on June 30, 2015 at 6:47 pm Erudite Knight

    Any of the older guys here comment on if the general hard line social conservativism is effective at getting girls? It seems in generaly as soon as you say anything antigay etc you cut out more than 50% of girls out there.

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    • on June 30, 2015 at 6:54 pm Mac

      yeah, you’re right about that. you can game them anyway though. sometimes it really get girls worked up and builds attraction when you disagree with them on issues they are passionate about.

      but then you have to consider, do you really want to deal with a girl who isn’t on the same page as you politically, philosophically, etc.? it’s a pain in the ass being with someone who doesn’t “get it” and they are never going to look up to you and respect you like someone who has the same mindset as you.

      i say, go ahead and go for the liberal, feminist types when you want casual hookups but if you’re looking for anything more long term, stick to the small town girls from the rural areas and church towns. a lot easier to tolerate and get along with.

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      • on July 1, 2015 at 8:01 am carlos danger

        Liberal women are not good for anything but pump and dump.

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    • on June 30, 2015 at 7:12 pm Rum

      E. Knight
      If you get them drunk before going Red Pill, you will discover a completely different result.

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    • on June 30, 2015 at 11:17 pm anonymous

      Yeah libs will go for conservative guys as long as you live it and don’t talk about it. It’s really kind of perfect. She will be embarrassed by you in front of her friends coworkers and family but they know decent men are hard to find and she will tolerate it. For most lib women their code is just a means of survival. A few are polemic. But they are attracted to a guy with values and a moral code. I’ve dated a few of the polemic libs. They fall harder then most women. They hated that my philosophy and morals were unshakable but they enjoyed my company. Attraction trumps philosophy for women.

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      • on July 1, 2015 at 7:48 am Tilikum

        women have no philosophy other than the most attractive choice in front of them.

        good comment.

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 7:46 am Tilikum

      anti gay gets filtered through their solipsism filter. they think you will judge them.

      strangely they love it when you talk about nogs explicitly. deep down they know bangin nogs is bad for our species.

      I talk about whatever I want just gotta remember to filter it through her “me” lens.

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 8:30 am Ripp

      Back to social basics man…no politics no religion talk

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      • on July 1, 2015 at 2:12 pm 88

        true to some extent. you don’t talk about that stuff when you’re keeping it casual with a girl.

        but if you’re looking to settle down and build an empire with someone, you better find out if you’re on the same page politically, religiously, philosophically, etc.

        it matters a lot more than you think.

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 9:15 am Carlos Danger

      The good women see it for the advantage that it is. I’ve criticized modern family practices and modren mores to young women and the smart ones see you as marriage material and light right up. It’s how I got my wife, who is much younger than I am and very attractive.

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  19. on June 30, 2015 at 7:17 pm Dead, not Sleeping.

    I’m going out tonight. I’ll give it a try and report back tomorrow.

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  20. on June 30, 2015 at 7:43 pm Shooter

    I’m jumping on the bandwagon that homosexuality is caused by a pathogen. Makes sense for all the allegedly gay animals doesn’t it? With all the fetishes, dangers, and disgust associated with the gay lifestyle, it makes me wonder why anyone would implement the ‘right’ to something they don’t want or take seriously and are even excluded from in the evolutionary scale. I suppose they can call inequality on those terms, but by the by, if we go by their behaviour they’re little more than children throwing temper tantrums.

    The Justices, including Ginsburg, also fall into the feminist lines. I wonder if she really thinks this is going to earn her bonus points. A trick to confuse feminists is to ask them: What do you want? Women’s rights, or gay rights? If they respond, ‘both’, the simple answer is that they cannot have both. Gay men are notoriously for being misogynists – we are well aware of how that term is abused, but it is necessary here – and lesbians for their envy and secret desire for the D. Add on that women are sold as chattle for being their baby-makers, and the same applies to men for their sperm. Watch how confused they get, and eventually angry, saying that you are against love.

    This isn’t ‘love’. I’d say it’s fetishism mixed with beta-male suckiness.

    Oh – and that Ginsburg bitch is a witch.

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  21. on June 30, 2015 at 8:28 pm Rum

    Long-Time-Girlfriend: “Hey, shouldn’t we be getting married?”
    The Guy: ” Marriage is nowadays a thing emblamilizing compound sodomy and criminal perversions by people with no intention of maintaining any kind of sexual exclusivity…. So, babe… howaboutit?”

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  22. on June 30, 2015 at 8:49 pm Rum

    In the meantime, as my world historic wisdom must work its way thru – (wordpressmoderation? purgatory? a lazy computer?) Whatever..Anyway
    I cannot wait. So
    Check out the IndigoGirls. Two Far gone sexual deviants from Athens GA.
    They are friends of mine.

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  23. on June 30, 2015 at 9:58 pm walawala

    These bold masculine openers are pure gold. The one I consistently use when I go for the kiss or get a shit-test about “Why should I?” or some such:

    “I’m a man…you’re a woman”

    If I get “So???”

    My go-to response is “Google it”

    “Google it” has become one of my go-to responses to a shit test pushing back on any line, or non-sequitor…

    “Google it” immediately reframes the interaction, puts the onus on the girl not to look stupid, or like she SHOULD know whatever reference I’ve made.

    I may make a reference to a movie, a song, or something topical…If a girl asks: “What’s that?”

    “Google it…”

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 9:33 am mendozatorres

      I’m stealing this. Good stuff!

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  24. on July 1, 2015 at 12:33 am fuck you

    lotta winners checking out this website. Not a bunch of bitter whiny losers at all.

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 1:00 am Glengarry

      Welcome.

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 3:38 am Dr. Fill

      The comments here have gone full retard. Never go full retard.

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 6:16 am Xavier R

      Social media adcice CH , how about some hipster appropriate “ironic” hashtags?…..

      #mattresscarryingliarfuglyskankswins!
      #100sexpartners&stillincommittedrelationshipwins!
      #assaultonmongamywillwin!

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 7:49 am Tilikum

      ER is that you?

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 12:03 pm itsme

      but the biggest winner is true love!

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  25. on July 1, 2015 at 6:37 am PA

    The counterpoint to “LoveWins” at Goodbye America is good: “BloodLoses”.

    On a related note, homosexuals already corrupted a perfect good word, “gay.” Now their media-brainwashed fans are pozzing “love.”

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  26. on July 1, 2015 at 6:49 am onmyway

    Some of my interactions this weekend, rather unsuccessful, but one has to try. In general I really don’t like the nightscene, the music is always too loud, I get tired quickly and I hate sleeping till 3PM the next day, ruining my schedule.

    1. Went to a bar with my female wingfriend on Friday, saw a cute French HB7. There was a table soccer there, so told her to come play. She said she’s terrible, answered that we’ll see how terrible she is. We played in a team for a while, got basic kino in, in the end, after we won, I raised a hand for a high-five and dodged hers when she went for it. She laughed and hit me on the shoulder. We went to dance a bit (the music was ok and not too loud), talked for a while and then her friends come and they all bounced, didn’t get the digits. We stayed another 30 minutes, there was one OK looking girl but surrounded with friends, then called it a night.

    2. On the way back I saw a girl sitting on the curb in front of the bar. Asked if that’s comfortable and after she said no I looked into her eyes and said “So let’s walk a bit”. Her friend instantly jumped in and said she’s with her and I think it all came out rather creepy. The funny part is that my wingfriend sat down 10m away and after I got shot down she told me to come sit next to her. 2 min later both chicks came and started talking to us (said they were checking if my friend is ok and I’m not harassing her lol). They it turned out that we come from the same country. And that she wasn’t that cute. Chatted a bit and bounced.

    3. On Saturday I went with my friend to a picnic in one of the biggest lawns in the city. Plenty of tourists, opened a few sets. A cute Canadian seemed pretty interested but she was just visiting and I knew I will be really busy this week so basically gave up. With native English speakers I have the following strategy

    HER: Where are you from?
    ME: USA (though English is not my native language, I have a rather thick accent)
    HER: Come on, I can hear your accent, where are you REALLY from?
    ME: Guess
    HER:
    ME: Nah, think XYZ
    HER:
    ME: You’re not too good at geography, aren’t you?
    HER: omg lolol (see if she qualifies herself)

    Gets the basic teasing within first 2 min of convo and generally lightens the conversation.

    4. Also went for my friend’s farewell meeting on Tuesday. People there were mostly my neighbours/friends but there was one HB7 I haven’t met before. The problem was the usual — too many people, no way to get some 1 on 1 time and my AMOGing skills in French are bad. We talked for a bit and we have a friend in common so maybe I will meet her again.

    Gonna check out some evening activities this weekend. Weather is super hot and girls are out.

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 6:49 am onmyway

      HER: Where are you from?
      ME: USA (though English is not my native language, I have a rather thick accent)
      HER: Come on, I can hear your accent, where are you REALLY from?
      ME: Guess
      HER: *guesses sth stupid*
      ME: Nah, think XYZ
      HER: *wrong again*
      ME: You’re not too good at geography, aren’t you?
      HER: omg lolol (see if she qualifies herself)

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 7:24 am Sentient

      Good getting out there….

      Do you have intent? Think what you want out of the interaction and pursue that with intent. Otherwise you end up just chatting. Initiate – isolate – escalate is the model.

      in #1 “didn’t get the digits” and in #3 “basically gave up.” 0 x 0 = 0. Did you try for a number?

      Also having a female wing is HUGE, use her as a pivot.

      As to isolating – few things you can do. 1. Just turn your body into the group so she is facing you and your back is to the group. That is enough to create a bubble. 2. Take her hand and say “come chat while I get a drink” or “have you seen x? Come check it out a second.” 3. Tell her friends you are going to borrow her for a minute and then move her.

      Don’t worry about people being around, use them. Game them.

      Look into Mystery Method opening sets and merging groups…

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 7:52 am Captain Obvious

      Trying to imagine where you could be so that you would see French and Canadian and USA chicks – maybe Vermont, USA? Or London, England? And you aren’t a native English speaker? That can make some of the subtleties of the language difficult. If you were a native English speaker, then I’d say that you need to gracefully and elegantly SEXUALIZE THE CONVERSATION within the first sentence or two. [“These soccer balls aren’t very large, are they?” Or “Well, okay, ‘IT’ isn’t quite as long as this poker stick. But almost!!!”] If you don’t sexualize immediately, then you will quickly become classified as a “Nice Guy” like “Her Brother” and having [incestuous] sexual relations with Her Brother is “Ewww Gross CREEPY!!!!!”

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 9:55 am walawala

      @onmyway When she gets it wrong, my response is:

      “Nooo….you’re clearly not a geography teacher are you?”

      That leads in to the next question about what she does….which she will usually answer for you in the qualification…

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  27. on July 1, 2015 at 6:49 am James1

    “WE SHALL SODOMIZE YOUR SONS, emblems of your feeble masculinity, of your shallow dreams and vulgar lies. We shall seduce them in your schools, in your dormitories, in your gymnasiums, in your locker rooms, in your sports arenas, in your seminaries, in your youth groups, …wherever men are with men together. Your sons shall become our minions and do our bidding. They will be recast in our image. They will come to crave and adore us. All churches who condemn us will be closed. Our holy gods are handsome young men. …We shall be victorious because we are fueled with the ferocious bitterness of the oppressed…”

    Michael Swift – Boston Gay Community News – February 15-21, 1987 (From the Traditional Values Coalition Special Report, Vol. 18., No. 10)

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 8:25 am goodwill humping

      any of you homos touch me…. and I’ll kill ya.

      free francis_sawyer

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      • on July 1, 2015 at 9:19 am Carlos Danger

        Lighten up Francis.

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      • on July 1, 2015 at 9:42 am Lew

        Look up satire, James. That essay was satire.

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  28. on July 1, 2015 at 6:53 am onmyway

    @PWN Re PhD when older. The age when people get their PhDs varies but usually it’s still in their 20s in my field. I’ve met one guy who was doing a post-doc and was 38, but this was an exception from the rule. Generally, getting a PhD in exact sciences is a lot lot lot of work and I guess you need to be young in order to handle it properly. I’d suggest starting as soon as possible.

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  29. on July 1, 2015 at 7:32 am Will Rimmer

    Hilarious!

    http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/google-photos-tags-black-people-as-gorillas-puts-pictures-in-special-folder-10357668.html

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 7:54 am Tilikum

      outstanding

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 8:33 am Ripp

      Ya saw that. Lolz…

      A Google A.I. Freudian slip.

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 8:55 am Carlos Danger

      Red Pill AI.

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  30. on July 1, 2015 at 8:14 am tehman

    I used to think a lot of what you said make sense. But this is going off the deep end. This is already sexual harassment. It’s also desperate. You’re losing your mind, buddy.

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 8:55 am Carlos Danger

      You sound like a fag.

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      • on July 1, 2015 at 6:23 pm tehman

        Imagine some omega 1/10 hambeast lunges at you and tries to kiss you out of nowhere. I’d feel raped.

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      • on July 1, 2015 at 6:24 pm tehman

        It’s clearly not alpha no matter how you spin it. It’s something a delusional betaboy would do, and it’s disgusting.

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 9:35 am ho

      You cannot sexually harrass someone outside of work, you idiot.

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      • on July 1, 2015 at 6:26 pm tehman

        Uh, no. I studied law, did you?

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 4:48 pm no

      So what’s better then.

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      • on July 1, 2015 at 6:23 pm tehman

        Talking. Being alpha.

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  31. on July 1, 2015 at 8:19 am zaqan

    The 22 year leader of the St Patricks Day Parade in NYC has been forced out after corporations cancelled their sponsorship. The homofascists are taking complete control and crushing all opposition. This all could have been prevented if the gays were exterminated in the 1960s when we had the chance. Now, good luck. It will not be long before we and our children are told to be experimental and they have buttfucking seminars in ever elementary school. Anyone who does not comply will find big, buff, meaty homosexuals banging on their door—the Gaystapo—to haul you off to sodomy camps (gaylags?) to be reeducated in the way of gay.

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 8:41 am Tilikum

      just a rebalancing as nature does from time to time….watch and wait.

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  32. on July 1, 2015 at 8:21 am goodwill humping

    “whether it is an object or an activity, if you get exactly what you expect again and again, you end up with a commodity”

    be careful with game. it works. go full pua and you turn the experience of women into a commodity. you turn a relationship into a transaction.

    you can’t fall in love with a commodity. you can’t be inspired by a transaction.

    losing the “girls are sugar and spice” mindset is important. but go too far and your heart will turn to stone.

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 8:40 am Tilikum

      true. its called being a man.

      Jesus Christ dude. Nut up.

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  33. on July 1, 2015 at 9:22 am Lew

    Jews at the WaPo and the American Sociology Review say mixed race is the way to go if you want more dates.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/soloish/wp/2015/07/01/want-to-be-attractive-to-online-daters-be-biracial/

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 9:58 am Robert

      To paraphrase Miss Mandy Rice Davies comment in open court, “But they would, wouldn’t they?”
      RT

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  34. on July 1, 2015 at 9:49 am jigajog

    One from a while back. A lot going on here. Distillation of feminism’s poisonous hold on contemporary media. Note 1:24 for the look and sigh of a woman who has been shown the raw manner in which a woman must attract an alpha. There’s so much more going on behind the eyes there.

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  35. on July 1, 2015 at 9:53 am DuckHunt

    I’ve always wondered what bumping into a fellow gamer, while out gaming myself, would be like. Would we be instant rivals? would it get messy?

    Well, last friday I was gaming a couple of strippers in a club Ive had considerable success in over the years, when this young guy comes up to the bar wearing a bow-tie and a checkered blazer. As soon as I saw him I said, “nice tie buddy, bet it gets you a lot of attention” he turned to me and said ‘its called peacocking”. LOL

    Instantly we started talking game as naturally as if we were chatting about the football results or something. He had been introduced to Game (the book) by a good friend, about two years ago and it had “changed his life” (his words). Although he hadn’t moved on much from real old school Mystery game, it was working for him just fine.

    We went on to tease every stripper in the joint. DHVing each other with crazy made-up stories while push-pulling the girls into a frenzy of frustration and intrigue. They really didn’t know what had hit them. Then we changed venues, gaming a few sets on the way and a couple more when we got there. This guy was fearless, walking into mixed sets like he had know them for years. getting the guys on his side and then isolating his targets.

    No SNLs although at least two HB7’s had expressed very high interest, but our logistics were all fucked up (he lived too far away and work in the morning) and (I had a previously engagement with a polish stripper HB8 heading to my place once she finished work). But it still turned out a real fun night and we both scored a few numbers.

    Also turned out we both had a mutual friend, a guy who works on the bar of another strip club ( Always worth making friends with guys who work where you game).

    btw. l learnt a lot of my stripper game from posts like these:

    https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2013/03/01/how-to-keep-a-stripper-enamored-of-you/

    http://therationalmale.com/2011/11/10/strippers/

    http://krauserpua.com/2011/05/06/how-to-declaw-a-stripper-and-turn-her-into-a-pussycat/

    Cheers H, youdaman

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  36. on July 1, 2015 at 12:17 pm itsme

    i am totally gonna use ‘love wins!’ the next time i cover a girl’s face in my baby batter lzolzzozlzozllozlzozl

    any of those retarded feminist memes can be used to good effect in creative ways – ‘yes means yes’, ‘triggering’, etc.

    the key as someone else mentioned above is to say it with that ‘laughing’ look in your eye and a slight smirk.

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  37. on July 1, 2015 at 12:33 pm Corypheus

    A look at the state of male/female relationships: http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/are-women-more-likely-than-men-to-end-a-relationship/

    Men get dumped/divorced on significantly more than women get dumped/divorced on. I’m betting only one type of man does the dumping. I’m also betting that too many men are too quick to enter a relationship which makes women not invested in the relationship; people don’t value what they didn’t have to work for.

    Only 36 percent of women said they were still in touch with at least one of their former partners, compared with 52 percent of men. How does that work? You would think the percentages would be the same.

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  38. on July 1, 2015 at 5:40 pm onmyway

    That was one strange encounter…

    Went out for a short walk, to the boulevard next to the river which is a common hangout place, just to see what happens. Haven’t found anyone to join me this time so had to work solo — I hate it but what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. First two sets were a disaster, third approach was interesting.

    Cute girl, I’d say HB6 or 6,5, got an eye contact and a smile. She went dancing with an older guy so I stayed around and caught her looking at me once or twice. Whe they finished and sat down, I joined, said to the guy “You dance good”, then turned to the girl “You… not so good”. He bounced quickly so we started talking. It turned out she’s Parisian, so instantly teased her about Parisians being mean bitches (this is true, they are the worst) and got her qualifying. She was asking a lot of questions about me, way more then me about her, laser eye contact. Conversation was really easy, when asked about her age, she said 24, so I answered “No way, I’d guess 38” and she hit me, in a friendly way.

    Went together to the metro, she said I walk in a funny way, run ahead and stared at me, laughing. She instantly guessed where I’m from, was correcting my French errors which was kind of cute; I don’t make many of them but they still happen. She was always first to talk after a moment of silence, and at some point she said we should speak English so now I can correct her (that’s A LOT coming from a French girl).

    Asked for the digits on the metro (that was the goal from the beginning, thanks Sentient), she asked why. Laser eye contact and “I’ll pick you up”. She typed something random, told her to put the real one. Still hesitating, she put something else. Right before leaving I said “I feel this is not your real number either” and she said it isn’t. Wouldn’t give me the real one, left the metro.

    Pluses — practised my French, got some aspects of game working: early kino, got her qualifying, teased and assumed the sale a few times, kept strong eye contact while speaking.

    Minuses — I feel at some points I lacked a witty response which was crucial, also might came off as a bit needy. No # close and no one will give me back these 40 minutes I spent talking to her.

    A failure overall, I think I should have sexualized the convo more.

    Next please.

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    • on July 1, 2015 at 5:51 pm onmyway

      I’m gnna spam with a lot of these, I already see it keeps me motivated to go out for 1-2 hours a few times a week and talk to girls. I can see how they react in the exact same way for some lines, interesting how some of women’s instincts are hardwired in their brains.

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      • on July 2, 2015 at 7:28 am walawala

        @onmyway

        Keep going. I do great now… I just banged an HB 7 in my rotation last night and another last Sunday…then today…peters out.

        A girl I met at a party and number closed in another city…HB8, met her the next day for coffee, she eagerly came out. We planned to meet up again when I’m back in her city this Sunday…It goes like this…

        Me: hey salsa baby…i’ll be in your town Sunday. Let’s go for that bean dip.

        Her: we’ll have to make it in your town 😦 I just realized I have a friend’s birthday BBQ sunday

        Hmmm….that’s not going to plan…

        Me: you’re a slippery one. I’m back Wed. What’s your schedule? Thur/Friday, rooftop drinks, dancing, treasure hunt.

        Her: Thursday I’m going to xyz. Friday I’m still planning. hahahah what’s treasure hunt?

        I”m stuck….do I propose a Friday activity and say:

        Me: Treasure hunt, find me first…

        Or just blow it off? Thinking….your thoughts are welcome. This rather lukewarm reaction has me wondering if i’m chasing…

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    • on July 2, 2015 at 6:10 am Sentient

      Good stuff… keep reporting and guys will chime in. You won’t win most of ’em so don’t sweat it.

      The journey is the destination.

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  39. on July 2, 2015 at 7:35 am walawala

    Ok…looking for ideas here…girl I was gaming in another city, HB8…number close, meet up the next day for coffee while i’m on a business trip…all keen…responds quickly to ping texts…mentioned we’d meet up again Sunday when I was back there for business…then today I send a ping text:

    Me: Hey salsa baby…in your town sunday. Let’s meet for that bean dip

    Her: we’ll have to meet up in your town. (she’s coming here next week for a holiday long planned) Sunday I forgot I have a friend’s birthday BBQ can’t meet sorry

    Me: you’re a slippery fish. Am back Wed. What’s your schedule? rooftop drinks, dancing, treasure hunt

    Her: Thursday I’m going to xyz. Friday still planning. hahahah what treasure hunt?

    This sounds like she’s not that keen anymore. I was going to reply with:

    Me: Treasure hunt. Find me.

    But not sure…..thoughts? Normally these things going either spectacularly well or not at all. These kind of grey areas…am I reading the coolness correctly or is this an open invitation?

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  40. on July 4, 2015 at 6:36 pm migsflecha

    Okay just for fun. And I thought Brooklyn men were tougher than this.

    http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20150629/prospect-heights/for-one-night-at-brooklyn-bar-drinks-cost-77-cents-on-dollar-for-women#

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