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Lindy “Immense” West Got Married…

July 22, 2015 by CH

…to a gay man scouting for a green card. For evidence, see this try-hard article and accompanying photos.

Dat gay face. He’s the one with the thousand cock stare.

She is totally his citizenship beard. They will make traditional love precisely once. He will need mass quantities of drugs to commence the act and fake his completion.

Her marriage is a hog and phony show to burnish her feminist cred. “See, a fat woman proud of her fatness can get married too! Take that, straight white masculine men with healthy libidos!”

Lindy West is a blowhard feminist. Not a colorful exaggeration. You can practically see her blowhole.

The Immensity lies,

I’ve dated [ed: black] men who relished me in private but refused to be seen with me on the street, or who told me, explicitly, that we had no serious future because they were afraid their friends would laugh at them.

shitthatneverhappened.txt. No man talks like this. If a loser dumpster dives to get his rocks off, he won’t deliver a confessional coda like this one to his fat fling. He’ll just stop texting and ghost. Shit that does happen to Lindy West: She falls for [ed: white] guys, they aren’t the least bit interested, she spins it as their fear of getting ribbed by their friends rather than their complete lack of physical attraction.

Fat pigs lie all the time to assuage their hammy egos. Feminist fat pigs with an internet bullhorn lie twice as much and ten times as desperately. The try-hard, butthurt, phonyfuck haggadocio drips like bacon grease from the mouth corners of the Lindy Wests of the world.

I’m surprised by the numbers of gullible “red pillers” who take fat women at their word when they oink about their nonexistent love lives with “studs” and “winners”. Look at Lindy’s “””wedding””” pics. The freak show rolled into town and the only one not getting the joke is Lindy.

Prediction: Lindy West will not get happier nor more emotionally secure as she settles into her marriage. That is because she will know what no one but her and gaycabanaboy know: A circus spectacle won’t save her from the lonely, loveless nights that are the fate of fat women married to effeminate men dreaming of somewhere and something else entirely.

PS The easy shiv: “Lindy + A Ham”. True that.

PPS Why do I come down hard on Lindy West and her ilk? Because they’re degenerate liars. And degenerate liars are bad business for believers in truthnbeauty.

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  1. on July 22, 2015 at 11:44 am tombreck2

    Seems that women like this do these kind of things for attention because most people look the other way when she approaches. Perhaps best to not feed the beast

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 8:13 pm The Spirit Within

      For real. A beast like that bodychecked me in a bar last week because I wasn’t paying attention to her. I weigh 200 lbs and it still sent me into a nearby table.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 8:17 pm Greg Eliot

        She probably thought all those plates you talk about spinning might have food on ’em.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 8:51 pm Ripp

        lolz greg….that was funny. For an old fart…

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 10:40 pm Greg Eliot

        I got yer “old fart” right here.

        /Sipowicz crotch salute

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  2. on July 22, 2015 at 11:46 am mendozatorres

    His name’s Aham…hahah…..she married a-ham? Also, this guy took the mantra, “Go West young man” too literally.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 11:55 am corvinus

      A ham married to Aham.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 1:47 pm Greg Eliot

      Hog and phony show… gold, Jerry… gold!

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 2:23 pm corvinus

        Yeah, one reason I imagine alphas don’t often become comedians is because their comedy is much more cruel and would cause too many Hurt Feelings.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 2:39 pm porkyboy

        Standing on stage, making both men and women laugh til they cry, is alpha as fukkk.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 4:10 pm anon

        “”Standing on stage, making both men and women laugh til they cry, is alpha as fukkk.””

        Gay. Telling a Western faggot millennial he/she has food inbetween it’s teeth is enough to make it cry so your point is moot.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 4:38 pm Greg Eliot

        Not so much alpha as hell, rather, an alternative survival strategy around men who are bigger and meaner… court jester gains favor of the king, that sort of thing.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 5:45 pm Grape Nuts

      From the article: “I am interested in expanding the realm of self-expression for fat people.”

      SOMETHING’S expanding.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 8:16 pm Greg Eliot

        If all these fat chicks don’t stop self-expressing, the only thing people need be interested in expanding is our nation’s Lebensraum.

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    • on July 23, 2015 at 4:54 am ho

      This guy’s name is like polymorphic mockery.

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  3. on July 22, 2015 at 11:52 am Alec Leamas

    “Aham…hahah…..she married a-ham?”

    I thought the same thing. Like, what would you have given to put smidge more space between the A and H on the streamers?

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 2:18 pm Kyo

      The drop cap to start the article is -perfect-.

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  4. on July 22, 2015 at 11:52 am itsme

    i read the guy’s name as ‘ahab’ at first

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 1:47 pm Greg Eliot

      Droll.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 2:35 pm corvinus

      Well, he did get his white whale.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 2:38 pm mendozatorres

      If only she had worn white. HA!–fat chance!

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  5. on July 22, 2015 at 11:55 am Lindy “Immense” West Got Married… | Manosphere.com

    […] Lindy “Immense” West Got Married… […]

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  6. on July 22, 2015 at 11:57 am Sean Fielding

    “Fat pigs lie all the time to assuage their hammy egos.”

    This.

    It is, in fact, the psychological bedrock of obesity, established in top medical studies. When asked to keep careful diaries of food intake, the obese catalogue every fat-free yoghurt and every kale smoothie. They just neglect to add the half-gallon of ice-cream and giant bag of potato chips consumed just before bedtime.

    Remind us of anything?

    ‘Well, Joey doesn’t count ‘cuz he only did me in the ass. And that train doesn’t count ‘cuz I was drunk.’

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 8:55 pm Ripp

      Female psyche 101.

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  7. on July 22, 2015 at 11:57 am Danindc

    “Hog and Phony Show” is an all-timer. Well done.

    I generally hate mocking people’s looks but Lindy has it coming mostly for thinking we’re gullible enough to believe this charade.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 1:01 pm johncorvus

      “Thinking we’re gullible enough to believe this charade”

      I think it’s to fool herself just as much as, if not more than, to fool us. These people are insane

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 1:10 pm Wrecked 'Em

      I just come here for the puns.

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  8. on July 22, 2015 at 11:58 am Alec Leamas

    The vows began:

    “Lindy, do you take a Ham, forsaking all butters?”

    [CH: a gorgonian knot.]

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 12:32 pm ho

      Gordian knot doesn’t even need to be altered here.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 7:24 pm Alec Leamas

        You mean Gorditan knot?

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 10:42 pm Greg Eliot

        I think he’s making a pun about gorgons… i.e., hideous women.

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      • on July 23, 2015 at 10:08 am ho

        I know, but her being Gorda….

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 2:36 pm corvinus

      She has two hams already. I’m a bit stumped as to why she wants a third.

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  9. on July 22, 2015 at 12:00 pm Lindy “Immense” West Got Married… | Neoreactive

    […] Lindy “Immense” West Got Married… […]

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  10. on July 22, 2015 at 12:01 pm Donohoe

    The guardian is a shit piece of tabloid that only Green Party flower fairy communists read.

    I think the big corps are starting to wake up to the fact that they can’t keep women with shit-performance ratings in the top leadership jobs, just because their “womAn”

    This phase of immersive diversification will pass, in time, and it will return back to how it was, especially when it effects sales and profits of tycoons – the statistics never lie

    For all those feminist who think they’re winning the war. Form is temporary, class is permanent

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  11. on July 22, 2015 at 12:06 pm BobbyJ

    Lol at all the diet pill ads on the article.

    Also, lol at “I got my period”, already coming up with a cover story for the sexless wedding night.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 12:15 pm ng85

      Typical female logic: No one will know if they consummated the marriage or not unless they were in the room with them. So why bring up the period in the first place?

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 12:19 pm 88

      good catch

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 2:04 pm Anonymous

      “I got my period; it poured after a month of uninterrupted sunshine”

      Lol at first I thought she was describing her period, not the weather.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 6:17 pm driveallnight

      “immenstrual cycle”

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 8:14 pm Greg Eliot

        Best… thread… eva!

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 10:43 pm driveallnight

        Oh yeah. Ripping lindy = popping bubble-pack for the soul.

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  12. on July 22, 2015 at 12:06 pm Shiv Bators

    jeezus, she could tuck his entire faggy plaid suit AND bow tie under her FUPA.

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  13. on July 22, 2015 at 12:10 pm itsme

    and notice in the article she mentions absolutely nothing about her husband, she just keeps talking about her fatness.

    she is captain aham’s white whale as well as her own.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 12:40 pm The Other Jim

      Remember the true story of Terry McMillan, the author of farcical ‘Stella Got Her Groove Back’. As soon the Jamaican younger guy she married got his green card, he announced that he was a homo, then divorced her to shack up with his boyfriend and sued McMillan for spousal support.

      I willing to bet that Lindy’s ahem, “marriage” ends up the say way.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 10:48 pm driveallnight

        How Lindy Got Her Gravy Back

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 10:59 pm PWN

        Yet another downside to being straight. It’s funny because I keep telling my friends we’d all so benefit by being gay, but we have to like girls. If I was American, I’d marry a friend just for the tax benefits. Because fuck modern marriage. lol

        Having a spouse that will help you get laid by girls instead of sabotaging it too… Since most marriages are sexless these days, mine wouldn’t stand out either. Weird enough, I’d rather trust a friend not to screw me over in a division of assets situation compared to a girl.

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  14. on July 22, 2015 at 12:13 pm Rick

    Fuglys and fatties: “Im sick of all the game playing on here!!! Im looking for a long term relationship with a real man!”

    Men: ***crickets***

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 12:25 pm theasdgamer

      I prefer to use chiggers on the sheets of fuglies. It’s an itch I love to scratch.

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  15. on July 22, 2015 at 12:13 pm ng85

    “Fat pigs lie all the time to assuage their hammy egos.”

    First and most major lie of them all: “I don’t eat that much, it’s genetics.”

    Check out the BBC show Secret Eaters for how calories can really sneak up on those who lack self-awareness.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 12:51 pm anonymous

      And they usually drink 4 liters of Diet Coke per day. Apparently they don’t have the internet or netflix, or they are illiterate.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 1:21 pm oink

      … sigh … hangs head …

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 1:34 pm Donohoe

      You’re right about thelie in the way it’s framed as something that “can’t be controlled” I.e. Genetics

      But there are scientifically proven body types:

      Ecto (skinny – resistant to gaining weight, fast metabolism)
      Meso (muscle, best of both)
      Endo (fat – slow metabolism, gains weight easy, big bone structure, naturally more hungry)

      But of course, that isn’t an excuse for fat pigs to justify it, because we can all choose to look better – gym, diet etc

      #beachbodyready

      I’m an ecto/meso – training to look like a meso

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 3:36 pm ng85

        I’m an ecto, so luckily I’ve always been skinny fat at my heaviest. But still, if you want to look good you have to change your diet no matter what.

        One of the biggest eye openers for me when I began working out was when I downloaded a nutrition/food diary app. I didn’t eat heavily throughout the day, but a lot of the stuff I ate was high in carbs and calories. So I could have moderate sized meals 3 times a day and a snack at night and be way over my needed calories for the day. One way calories sneak up on people is through soda and juice – You don’t think that something so light can make you gain weight, but 8 oz. of Coke is still 110 calories, 31g of carbs, and 30g of sugar. This is particularly dangerous with women, who are generally smaller and require less calories, so something as small as a soda or beer can do a lot of damage.

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      • on July 23, 2015 at 2:21 pm anonymous

        @ng85, yep. For a (would be) 120 pound woman, 30g of sugar is 100% of daily max — that’s one soda, and the fatties get about 300g a day through their Starjewfucks 12″ tall cups of sugar-coffee and/or sodas or other sugary beverages.

        Ever notice how the “% of daily max” figure is not printed on food labels? Check it out.

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  16. on July 22, 2015 at 12:13 pm ar10308

    “Gone West” used to be a euphemism for death.
    Going West in this circumstance is a fate worse than death.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 1:52 pm Greg Eliot

      I think you mean gone south…

      And if you want a fate far worse than death, try going south on West.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 3:38 pm ar10308

        Back in the 1800’s, when someone moved out West, it was generally assumed you’d never see them again.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 4:36 pm Greg Eliot

        I thought the great Manifest Destiny cry for opportunity was “Go West, young man, go West!”

        But to this day, we still say something “went south” (i.e. downward) for things that went awry or deteriorated.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 7:11 pm corvinus

        I’d rather go North by Northwest, personally.

        Eva Marie Saint in her prime…

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 10:44 pm Greg Eliot

        I’ll grant you that.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 2:31 pm Hugh Mann

      In the UK it’s “gone West”.

      I think they may well stick together, if gravity has anything to do with it. She must be close to the Chandrasekhar Limit.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm Coldwarvet

        “I think they may well stick together, if GRAVY has anything to do with it.”
        There, FIFY.

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  17. on July 22, 2015 at 12:19 pm ROFL

    It causes me immense Schadenfreude to see these disgusting creatures faking what they will never have, namely true happiness and a fulfilling life.

    As for the photo, they truly deserve each other.

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  18. on July 22, 2015 at 12:21 pm martin

    so in other words, she is making herself out to be in some kind of disadvantaged group that is overcoming the evil and ignorance of the day by saying men don’t want to be judged for being with her. I guess that is one way of dealing with the psychological stress of being fat, you simply re-cast yourself as being a part of all the other disadvantaged peoples of the world, oppressed by white men.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 1:54 pm Greg Eliot

      that is one way of dealing with the psychological stress of being fat, you simply re-cast yourself as being a part of all the other disadvantaged peoples of the world, oppressed by white men.

      In a nutshell… but you forgot “self-styled” in front of “disadvantaged”…

      … or should I say “self-imposed”?

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  19. on July 22, 2015 at 12:24 pm theasdgamer

    The original intro went:

    “Nut, meet Fruit. Fruit, Nut.”

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 1:55 pm Greg Eliot

      Surrounded, no doubt, by a bowlful of flakes.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 6:52 pm theasdgamer

        They’re Grrrrreat!

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  20. on July 22, 2015 at 12:27 pm theasdgamer

    *You can practically see her blowhole.*

    Drutherknottankubellymutch.

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  21. on July 22, 2015 at 12:30 pm Haberdashery

    Gay face? Hell, that suit gave it away.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 12:59 pm zodak

      sure chubby chasers are real, but that suit is so gay, the only thing gayer would be a damn rainbow suit.

      [CH: yes, fatty fuckers exist, (mostly weirdos and black men), but tragically for the fatties there aren’t nearly enough fatty fuckers to go around and relieve them of their loneliness… or self-delusions of attractiveness.]

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 7:04 pm SC

        Doesn’t this mean that for the small percentage of White men who genuinely prefer fatter women, in in the face of other options, they can basically have harems?

        [CH: as long as they don’t suffocate under the sheer tonnage.]

        Maybe they do have a sound reproductive strategy.

        [nope. fat women have increased fertility problems. and r-selection isn’t the white man’s game. quality is job one.]

        Instead of fighting for the small percentage of beautiful alpha females, like most other White men do, they just sleep with many fat women.

        [most prime nubility girls (18-25) are bangable to the majority of men, as long as they stay within the optimal 17-22 BMI range. note: “bangable” does not necessarily mean “commit-able”.]

        Some men choose quality, others choose quantity.

        [correction: most men, if given a choice, choose quality well before quantity. anyhow, what’s the benefit of quantity when, piled up, amounts to a shit mountain?]

        Only the top alpha men get to have both and I won’t blame non-alpha men for making a choice.

        [you have a child’s, or a bitter feminist troll’s, understanding of the sexual market.]

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      • on July 23, 2015 at 7:33 am shartiste

        SC, so if only alpha males eat filet mignon, logically the rest should foresake chicken breasts and skip straight to all-you-can-eat rancid fish?

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      • on July 23, 2015 at 8:12 am grampy_bone

        What girls need to realize about guys who fuck fat girls is this: they don’t actually *prefer* fat women, they just have low standards.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 1:56 pm Greg Eliot

      Hubby may not be queer…

      … but he’ll do until queer gets here.

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  22. on July 22, 2015 at 12:32 pm elmer

    Don’t knock dumpster diving. I fed my fambly for 5 years by snagging food from dumpsters. We ate like kings.

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  23. on July 22, 2015 at 12:36 pm ho

    Why on earth would you marry a homo if you’re a woman?

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 1:57 pm Greg Eliot

      Fashion advice?

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 2:00 pm PA

      A true self-respecting homo would tell her that the only suitable look for her is an apple in her mouth.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 2:13 pm Greg Eliot

        Yeah, but any self-respecting apple would balk.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 2:38 pm corvinus

      Because homos are willing to stick it in disgusting holes, and she apparently couldn’t find a black man who’d marry her.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 2:50 pm corvinus

        Oops, the husband’s full name is Ahamefule Oluo… so he is a black man after all.

        Black and homo. Heh.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 3:31 pm mendozatorres

        Ahamefule, pronounced, “I’m a fool.”

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  24. on July 22, 2015 at 12:43 pm DavidTheGnome

    “He will need mass quantities of drugs to commence the act and fake his completion.”

    That makes two of us.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 3:00 pm Sackville in Ashes

      Or an ocean of red wine. Sorry…wrong thread.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 8:11 pm Greg Eliot

        Droll.

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  25. on July 22, 2015 at 12:47 pm PA

    She’s so immense, she has tiny Lindy Wests orbiting her.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 1:59 pm Greg Eliot

      When she danced at the wedding, she caused the compact disc to skip…

      … at the radio station.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 2:18 pm mendozatorres

        Keep ’em coming, GE. You’ve been on fire!

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 2:30 pm PA

        When she danced at the wedding, her high heels turned into flip-flops.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 2:39 pm mendozatorres

        Wedding photos courtesy of the Hubble telescope.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 2:46 pm PA

        She didn’t have to come to the wedding. She was already there.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 4:10 pm ho

        You fuckers. 😆

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 4:34 pm Greg Eliot

        Her shadow once killed a dog.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 8:09 pm Greg Eliot

        Her belt size isn’t in inches… it’s in degrees of longitude.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 8:18 pm The Spirit Within

        She puts on her belt with a boomerang.

        Every time she turns around, it’s her birthday.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 2:41 pm Greg Eliot

      Before the wedding she was seen ironing her dress…

      … in the driveway.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 2:43 pm Greg Eliot

      I got a million of ’em… but WordPress keeps eatin’ ’em faster than Lindey at the all-night buffet.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 2:47 pm Greg Eliot

      As a wedding present, the Postmaster General awarded her her own zip code.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 8:17 pm PA

      Sometimes she sits around the house. Literally.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 8:20 pm Greg Eliot

        One time she got stuck between McD’s Golden Arches and they had to grease up her thighs and coax her through with a Twinkie.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 8:27 pm PA

        That’s why when the judge yelled “order in the court!”, she said “jumbo burger and fries please.”

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 8:18 pm PA

      When she wore the blue dress, people thought the sky is falling.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 8:25 pm Greg Eliot

        Christo went into hock attempting her as a subject.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 8:19 pm PA

      When you see her ass in the door, don’t bother. She left five minutes ago.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 8:21 pm Greg Eliot

        They changed all the signs on the One Way streets in her town to No Way.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 8:25 pm PA

        But when she pulls on her BVDs, they stretch to say “BOULEVARD”.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 8:30 pm Greg Eliot

        Her talking scale keeps repeating: “One at a time, please.”

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 8:33 pm Greg Eliot

        If you’re in an elevator and she approaches, you’d better be going down.

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  26. on July 22, 2015 at 12:59 pm yeahokcool

    lindy has written repeatedly about her boyfriend, now husband. this article immediately came to my mind: http://jezebel.com/why-the-hell-are-on-screen-interracial-relationships-st-1286456147. she is obviously full of try-hard insecurity, but it REALLY shines through in said article. and, there’s no

    choice quotes:

    I’m in an interracial relationship (or, as I like to call it…a relationship) with a man who is the product of an interracial relationship. My parents are both white. My boyfriend is half white and half Nigerian (it seemed too perfect not to include that video of him, above, making one of my favorite points ever about interracial relationships in advertising). We live in one of the most diverse zip codes in the country. Mostly, our life is mundane. When we get looks on the street, which we sometimes do, I suspect it has less to do with our skin color than with the fact that I’m fat and he’s a conventionally attractive mega-hunk (#braggin).*

    *Not that I personally subscribe to the “conventional attractiveness” paradigm (I’ve dated dudes who looked every which way), but a lot of people do—and holy shit are we ever a foreign concept to them. It’s incredible how many women (fans of mine, sometimes) hit on my boyfriend right in front of me, like they could just “have” him and he would be grateful and it would be the proper thing to do to correct the balance of the universe. They’re only slightly worse than the people who assume we’re together because of some fetish. You guys. Maybe we just find each other attractive because we are both awesome.

    also, “aham” is a total fucking faggot who could not be more deserving of the wildebeest that is lindy west. to wit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=54&v=zR1ultzSkOE

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  27. on July 22, 2015 at 1:05 pm TLM

    He looks gay and mildly retarded. That has to explain it.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 2:55 pm mendozatorres

      Take him to the zoo. I hear retards like the zoo.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 2:57 pm Greg Eliot

        He’s not retarded… he’s just shy.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 6:03 pm Coldwarvet

        He tried out for the zoo and got a rejection slip – hence #wedding bells

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 8:07 pm Greg Eliot

        Alas, yet another Rocky reference fallen flat!

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  28. on July 22, 2015 at 1:05 pm Waffles

    “The strongest conflict I navigate is the one between feminism and the capitalism that is so deeply interwoven into weddings.” said no hot girl ever.

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  29. on July 22, 2015 at 1:08 pm Sam Sperg

    Mother of Pearl.

    If you threw a rock at her face it would go into a Low Gut Orbit

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    • on July 23, 2015 at 9:52 am The Spirit Within

      rofl

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  30. on July 22, 2015 at 1:13 pm Anonymous

    from her article “Well, I don’t hide any more in my everyday life, and I definitely wasn’t going to hide at my wedding.”

    well she CAN’T hide anymore…

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    • on July 26, 2015 at 8:22 am Mike Litoris

      Maybe camouflaged as a hill/mountain or something…

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  31. on July 22, 2015 at 1:13 pm Anon

    That’s her wedding dress? I thought it was a Piñata cosplay.

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  32. on July 22, 2015 at 1:16 pm JT

    CH,

    Too bad you’re not on Twitter. The word ‘cuckservative’ is going fucking viral:

    http://www.radixjournal.com/blog/2015/7/16/cuckservative-a-definition

    You have DC Beltway fags tweeting “What’s a Cuckservative? Someone just called me that.”

    Funny shit

    [CH: le chateau can be struck down, but his works will return stronger than before.]

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 1:23 pm theasdgamer

      Part of CH’s dastardly plan to take over the world.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 2:41 pm corvinus

      More cuckservative traits: adopting turd worlders, worshipping Israel, and not criticizing legal immigration levels.

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      • on July 23, 2015 at 11:51 am no

        Like Michael Savage put it: “Language, borders, and culture.” Wake up white man indeed.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 2:53 pm JT

      Popehat all upset:

      A glance down the rodent hole of people who use "cuckservative" seriously. Wow, they really hate my family. https://t.co/lUwvCx8uV6

      — Popehat (@Popehat) July 22, 2015

      Might be pissed at you, CH, since the adoption / race-cuking is link to you in article

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 7:39 pm no

        Who dafuq iz popehat lolz

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 6:41 pm Phil A. O. Physh

      At this point “Conservative” simply means “Late to the (Progressive) party”.

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      • on July 23, 2015 at 11:46 am no

        Pretty much anyone younger than a baby boomer who thinks the charade is real.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 7:43 pm no

      Cuckservative is a social.construct lolz

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  33. on July 22, 2015 at 1:18 pm oink

    “feminist… fat… feminist… fat… feminist… fat… feminist… fat… feminist… fat… feminist… fat… feminist… ”

    I see, someone REALLY doesn’t want to be allowed back on the twitter.

    [CH: do you think a CH house lord would beg a porky loser like Randi Lee Harper for re-entrance to the club she is inexplicably charged with monitoring? no, that is not how this will go. she will come to CH, on her knees, to offer an obsequious reconciliation to her betters. as losers are meant to do.]

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 1:20 pm theasdgamer

      Twatter rape!

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  34. on July 22, 2015 at 1:19 pm Sentient

    “beauty is a fraught concept”

    No… no it is not. It’s as eternal and solid as gravity.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 4:07 pm Putin

      Nice

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 7:30 pm no

      Damn

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  35. on July 22, 2015 at 1:19 pm mendozatorres

    CH, how come you don’t call her Triple Lindy? HAHA…yeah, it would be an insult to that fine film.

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    • on July 23, 2015 at 7:32 am Greg Eliot

      The Triple Lindy involves movement and the burning of a calorie or two.

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  36. on July 22, 2015 at 1:19 pm Anonymous

    What women are horny for sex? I do not think the older ones as they have all kinds of physical issues. Probably the young sluts.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 2:43 pm Mac

      some women stay horny all their lives. it’s in their nature. but yes, it is true that most do not.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 4:31 pm Greg Eliot

        I know a lady like that… God bless her.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 6:46 pm theasdgamer

      Women are opportunistic when it comes to arousal. If a hot guy pings their labiadar (ht to somebody), their emotions will soften with anticipation of fiery libidinous upsurges.

      Men initiate and women respond, typically, when it comes to sex. Men’s libidos are on all the time and women have the potential of a spike in libido all the time. Obviously, NAWALT and NAMALT.

      Mrs. Gamer is post-meno and she is all hands around me. Married 30+ years. Mrs. Gamer used to claim physical issues 5 years ago. Not anymore. We rarely use lubricant. Little or no foreplay. This is probably a common experience for greater betas.

      [CH: synthetic vaginal lubricant is the tribute ice queens pay to their beta hubbies.]

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  37. on July 22, 2015 at 1:19 pm theasdgamer

    Swinella Wantafellas prevaricate continually to assuage their hyperlipidinous egos.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 2:02 pm Greg Eliot

      Use a more rudimentary parlance so as to eschew obfuscation.

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 6:37 pm theasdgamer

        Saywot?

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      • on July 22, 2015 at 6:52 pm theasdgamer

        And I’ll chew all the obfuscation I want, tyvm.

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  38. on July 22, 2015 at 1:21 pm ewanmacerc

    We are at war with the poz.

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  39. on July 22, 2015 at 1:37 pm 6 100

    This is her husband’s, Ahamefule Oluo, attempt at standup comedy. Note the masked lisp. (His name almost sounds like “I am a fool-ay”)
    On homophobia:

    On race(still referring to buttsex):

    More race stuff(Note the excessive jazzy hands):

    [CH: yep he’s a fag.]

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  40. on July 22, 2015 at 1:40 pm James Blonde

    Damn, I’d hit that right quick!

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 2:44 pm ladydonnalands

      Is this your neighbor? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ml2QhiR3bo

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  41. on July 22, 2015 at 1:42 pm Eddie

    Why is it that fat feminists who complain about fat shaming…never want to date fat men? They complain about fat shaming, and that they can’t get..skinny guys?

    How is it that no one has ever picked up on this irony before?

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  42. on July 22, 2015 at 1:49 pm Haven M.

    projection comes full circle.

    I bet Lindy is the one whose gonna be diddling the bean listening to tales about her husband banging Paolo.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 2:09 pm Greg Eliot

      Heh, heh… pork n’ beans.

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  43. on July 22, 2015 at 2:04 pm Greg Eliot

    Wha, did Leslie West pull a Jenner on us?

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  44. on July 22, 2015 at 2:12 pm Anonymous

    A “hog” is a male pig. She looks like a sow, but her forever barren womb makes her a gilt.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 3:10 pm Sackville in Ashes

      And functionally he’s a barrow, so it all amounts to the same thing.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 4:09 pm corvinus

      I thought a boar was a male pig, and that “hog” is the more formal term for “pig”.

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  45. on July 22, 2015 at 3:35 pm Lindy “Immense” West Got Married… | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  46. on July 22, 2015 at 4:04 pm YaReally

    Christ they look like they arrived in a clown car but even one of those ones that fits infinite clowns wouldn’t have room for her.

    I hereby decree that all Lindy West and generally ugly feminist chick articles include a video of this chick at the bottom:

    https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2015/07/21/the-incidental-squirt/#comment-687957

    I almost threw up my lunch stumbling onto this Lindy pic after getting blindsided with that Simpsons overbite cuckold hoax chick’s pic…Tyson couldn’t set up a more brutal 1-2 combo. Show some mercy on us, CH.

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    • on July 22, 2015 at 11:07 pm PWN

      What’s ironic is that Lindy West could have been an attractive woman if she didn’t prefer being feminist swine. Her facial structure(beneath all the lard), eyes and hair or her skin aren’t bad. I’d probably bang 10 years younger West if she weighed a third of her weight, grew her hair and the like. Oh, and if she knew how to dress.

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      • on July 23, 2015 at 7:34 am Greg Eliot

        But aside from that, Jackie, how did you like Dallas?

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    • on July 24, 2015 at 9:57 am uppity redneck

      Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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  47. on July 22, 2015 at 4:21 pm Tim

    Truly epic comments on this post!

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  48. on July 22, 2015 at 6:03 pm Lee

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  49. on July 22, 2015 at 6:24 pm ms00

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/plus-sized-beauty-blogger-explains-why-5968769

    this is just awful

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  50. on July 22, 2015 at 7:33 pm no

    Lolz her marriage is a complete joke

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  51. on July 22, 2015 at 8:00 pm Simon Corso

    Offered for your evisceration, Jessica Valenti’s latest hamsterbation.
    http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jul/20/catcall-culture-feminism-jessica-valenti

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  52. on July 22, 2015 at 9:37 pm jacobjamesv

    How can a man fuck this thing? I could not keep an erection.

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  53. on July 22, 2015 at 10:42 pm senseiern

    Blocked by the beached whale is a banner that says, “Faggy+aHam” “Faggy+aPig” just wouldn’t roll of the tongue as well.

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  54. on July 23, 2015 at 12:44 am 3legdog

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  55. on July 23, 2015 at 8:01 am grampy_bone

    Oh jeez, you can see the anxiety written all over the guests’ faces. They all realized her hubby was a homo and all of them were internally agonizing over whether or not to tell her.

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  56. on July 23, 2015 at 9:46 am neat beads

    What a load of bull.its okay to not be perfect. once YOU start believing you look good, others will follow. be confident. be real. be you.NEVER let others dictate your happiness. if you’re happy, NOBODY can bring you down. don’t give anyone that power!
    There is beauty in all shapes and sizes.

    YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL!!!

    [CH: heh. nice parody.]

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  57. on July 23, 2015 at 1:11 pm Sir Lancelot

    She never said she dated Black men. Y’all have to hold that L. Heartiste hold another L for throwing that in there LoL

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  58. on July 24, 2015 at 9:49 am Rob

    The hubby is obviously as queer as custard.

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  59. on August 6, 2015 at 7:07 am alfredtucker

    lindy i love you very much

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