Remember the CH post about walking like an alpha male? For shits and remotely activated tingles, I decided to try out the MAXIMUM ALPHA MALE MODE walking style in a beautiful baby zoo near you.
I walked about town like a guy who absorbed a piece of gorilla DNA in a telepod, similar to Jeff Goldblum’s unfortunate mix-n-match in The Fly. I strutted and swaggered. Not quite as comically as this buffoon:
…but getting close.
Result: After an hour or so performing the “here are my steely balls, ladies, feast your eyes” gait, I can conclusively say that a lot… no, a WHOLE LOT… of women tossed me lascivious stares. Not “what is this weird guy doing?” looks; real hardcore “i want… i need… to get to know this man” stares.
Ok, there were a couple of “who’s the weirdo?” looks, but most were definitely in the “checking him out” camp.
I want… I need… to report that I felt foolish walking like I had an anvil in my crotch that I had to swing my legs around, but sadly, with heavy heart, I felt no such discomfort. What I did feel instead was confidence boosted major.
To this day, and after so many years of confirmatory experience, it still astounds me how autonomically women are magnetized by a man exhibiting alpha male characteristics. It’s almost… robotic.
This aligns with a past CH post discussing a study that shows T level boost in posture.
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Maybe it wasn’t a CH article specifically but solid alpha BL posturing = T production = more attractive
Just googlng “body language testosterone” provides endless articles supporting…
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> “Ok, there were a couple of “who’s the weirdo?” looks” —– It would be fascinating to try to correlate this with IQ and Race and Religion and Ethnicity and whatnot. Also with e.g. baseline estrogen/progesterone levels, PD Cluster or PD diagnosis [CL-B BPD -vs- N-S Passive Aggressive], and of course Day of Month for 28-Day cycle.
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Also it would be fascinating to attempt this on a bunch of Uber-SWPL Inner Party types at an elite university within the Gramscian Cocoon of Anti-Reality. That would be a real test of one’s ability to re-calibrate on the fly.
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E.g. try it on a bunch of not obviously dyke-ish chicks standing around a lobby at the Modern Language Association convention – see how you needed to tweak the parameters to get them to turn their heads.
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Or even just something as simple as doing a month or two of alternating Sundays attempting this at a Methodist Sunday service versus a Baptist Sunday service [or, God forbid, an Eskimo Saturday service]. If you were persistent, then I bet that you could tease out all sorts of weird differences in psycho-social symbolisms signaling.
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>>Just googlng “body language testosterone” provides
>>endless articles supporting…
Rip,
+100 on that internet search term.
It’s interesting that I was using several of the “body language testosterone” mentioned ideas mentioned in those sites -without knowing it- in addition to using the experimental walking/posture ones CH mentioned.
It appears that consciously using some “high testosterone body language” leads to other unconscious High-T body language popping out as a “High-T cluster behaviors”.
CH’s maxim — “Fake Alpha behavior until you become Alpha” has a basis in bio-mechanical feedback.
Acting Alpha = Becoming Alpha.
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^^^ True, I’ve made efforts to be more “Alpha” and I find it becomes more automatic. I recently told a chick to get out because she wanted to give me a hand job instead of a blow job, didn’t even think about it, just old her to get out. She texted me a couple days later asking for sex.
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Yeah, there is a post where he does touch on that.
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Game is mostly BL at its root.
Just by the right posturing, facial expression, gesture and a pregnant pause one can tingle that gina, pass any sh1t test and move the ball along the seduction process without saying a word.
it’s like any cad whose done some work knows u can open women with a calculated eye connection, followed by movement in a specific way in her vicinity.
there are great resources on BL here at CH and across the interwebz.
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Ripp, the key thing that I’m emphasizing is that you need to calibrate all of this to the prey at hand. What works on a Baptist girl in Mobile, Alabama, is not necessarily going to work on a Lutheran chick up in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Similarly, what works on any Christian chick who wants kids is not necessarily going to work on an Inner Party bisexual lipstick-lesbian chick who is happy to live alone with her pitbull.
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We’re getting these subcultures now which have really bizarre psycho-social symbolisms and signaling. And breaking through that weirdness – or figuring out the code itself – can be nontrivial.
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CO, what part of the country are you at?
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@captain obvious
Oh god this again lol new drinking game: do a shot for every time the cap’n says “psycho-social symbolisms”.
Pussy is pussy is pussy. Too lazy to link my last breakdown of why your pedestalizing of women is retarded hamster rationalization.
Plz tell us more about how if a girl wears turquoise and her hair is 0.73 inches below her shoulder line and Venus is in alignment with Mars her psycho-social symbolism detector will make her immune to her biology like a wizard in an rpg. Do I need to boil 3 bat wings in a cauldron to attract her or can I substitute the eyeball of a newt?
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No, YaReally, that is FALSE. We are seeing emerging micro-sub-cultures which are speaking [and signalling] gibberish which is practically unintelligible to normal folk. When was the last time that you hit on a Goth Chick with a nose pin in a bisexual/lipstick-lesbian bar in San Francisco during the Modern Language Association convention? https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&tbm=isch&q=suicide+girls
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When it comes to “gibberish which is practically unintelligible to normal folk”, well no arguing with CO’s expertise on the matter.
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CO’s stuff cracks me up. Curious about his line of work. He is consistent, that’s for sure.
And if memory serves, he’s another fan of Hardbodies.
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Let me see whether I can simplify this: You guys [ESPECIALLY YaReally] are obviously only hitting on chicks “within your comfort zone” – chicks with whom you think you stand a chance of developing some chemistry [where “you think” is essentially “your hindbrain senses the psycho-social symbolisms and signalling” which you may not even consciously realize that it has sensed]. Now if you really want to up your Game, then try hitting on chicks who are way outside of your comfort zone. For instance, head over to the most elite university campus within easy driving distance, zero in on an untenured HB7+ professorette or post-doc, walk up to her, and [totally sober Day Game] try to open on her. After you fall flat on your face [which you will], spend some time thinking about why she won’t even give you the time of day.
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Check Connor McGregor’s walk for ultimate Alpha.
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The walk that gets me lots of sustained female eye contact and sometimes smiles is to “walk tall” but otherwise normally and scan everyone’s face as we walk past each other.
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PA,
I’ve had similar results to yours and CH’s on the mid-day streets of downtown Dallas.
I had sustained eye contact to with a 7.5 HB Asian women with a California valley girl accent that was a combination of “who’s the weirdo?” and “I want… I need…” warring on her face and another smile and lowered eyes from 6-ish 40-something yoga-body woman with only a change in walk in the last couple of days.
What was really interesting was getting hard male looks and state downs from young men that I broke by smirking at them.
Too paraphrase CH — “Bio-mechanics are God”
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I wear cowboy boots. Even though i’m tall, it gives me that walking tall look. Often I’ll get comments like: “you look intimidating in those boots” from girls I approach or have started gaming. That “dangerous” feel is aligned with the swagger.
Also, I now slow down my movements in most of my interactions and speed them up for exaggerated effect—-it’s like a push pull…that unpredictability in your mannerisms–if properly calibrated is a DHV.
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agreed. simply keeping your chin up and shoulders back with a self-satisfied look on your face makes a huge difference. it’s also essentially the opposite of the ‘smartphone walking dead’ posture you mention below that women – and increasingly men – these days walk with.
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[…] Field Test: The MAXIMUM ALPHA MALE MODE Walk […]
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I made a vow to myself to NEVER so much as glance at my smartphone when walking.
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I just barely made the switch and got a smartphone last month. That was rule #1 for me. That, and never using it while waiting in line. It’s fun to see people craning their necks, not paying attention….look, a bomb! HAHA
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It’s fun to step on a subway platform in rush hour, pretending you’re time-traveling from 1985 and wondering why everyone is facing in the same direction and with their heads hanging on seemingly broken necks. Like a flock of cranes by Hieronymous Bosch.
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[…] Field Test: The MAXIMUM ALPHA MALE MODE Walk […]
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Ok, there were a couple of “who’s the weirdo?”
lol, well the fact of the matter is honesty builds credibility.
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Cooper is such a homo. Do your job, ask fair questions, and stop injecting yourself into the story. Trump calls him out on his bullshit.
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I think Anderson is in love.
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Are Gheys like women in that they like to be negged, or like men in that they are irritated by negs?
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Afterwards, Cooper told Trump: I must draw you.
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Lolz Grahm said that Trump would end the Republican party if he won. You don’t say?
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Hey Sentient. Post finally came through the mod under the Trump article. direction=indiscretion.
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Now all we need is a LR from youand eveything will be good again.
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Ladies may try to resist the sexual magnetism of the Maximum Alpha Walk but they’ve got NO CHANCE! NO CHANCE IN HELL!
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That’s a rad avatar! Lex Luthor?
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I see what you did there.
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Austin’s strut is less cartoony as McMahon’s character, which generally was self amusement/cartoony to begin with.. brrrrrrothherrrrr!1!!!!1 8====> ~ ~
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If you take a look at this site, set the sex to male, heavy, happy and relaxed, this is what you get. Looks a lot like the ‘buffoon”.
http://www.biomotionlab.ca/Demos/BMLwalker.html
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Which is what you kinda look like right now…
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2015/07/15/how-to-walk-like-an-alpha-male/
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I thought so too. It looks like he is walking with a stick up his but. It’s the ape walk. What is weird is my son and his grandpa walk like that. lol
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No, it looks like he’s got balls the size of bowling balls. As CH noted, it looks like he has to swing his legs around his huge balls.
Having a stick up one’s ass would hurt, and would cause him to walk straight and timidly, with as little movement as possible, the way the “nervous beta” or hipster walks. Leave it to a woman to get it precisely backwards.
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I never considered the testicles. That is a very great point. You may be right, but you would have to see the data to really confirm that. I bet womens size of breasts throws off their walk too. Big boobs get in the way sometimes. It sucks to run. It sucks to do jumping jacks and to jump rope. I noticed they did not have a button for big boobs or little boobs. Men have no idea about that stuff. They have no idea about panties. A man buying panties says a lot about how he views his woman. You ever want to see a man confused, have him buy you panties. I have never asked my hubby to pass that test, “Yet”.
Now that you mentioned it, my hubby has huge balls. Wow. I really learn different things from this site. Thank you. 🙂
PS. Putin is way more Alpha than our Fairy Princess Leader. Obama walks real faggy in my opinion. He walks like he has sugar in his shoes.
PPS. “Leave it to a woman”…Whatever. I don’t have testicles, so how would I know your balls affect your gait. I do know you sweat under them. I asked hubby because I sweat under my boobs.
Once again, thanks for pointing out the man opinion which led to my error of not noticing the big ball effect. Talking about balls, I tweeted this song to Obama and Putin once during their man to man quabble. I doubt they see that crap but it was fun. 🙂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQSk0CYPvwE
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Exhibit # 4,587 in support of the realist theories dished out on CH: James Holmes (the movie theater shooter from a few years back) has groupies.
http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/users/2015/07/james_holmes_fandom_years_after_the_aurora_movie_theater_shooting_holmies.html
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They called themselves “Holmies,” and as they awaited the next glimpse of Holmes in court, they constructed a digital daydream of who he might be. They soaked up his tiniest biographical details (his car smelled like strawberry air freshener!), swooned over a surfaced photo of Holmes squinting and shirtless by the pool, Photoshopped his face onto pornographic GIFs, and used a photo-morphing app to conjure baby pics of the future children they would have with him.
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A relative of someone killed by Holmes sees the “Holmies” clusters outside of the courthouse. They have no police protection. He attacks them with a baseball bat, causing injuries but none permanent.
He is a folk hero. He also catalyzes sex real talk.
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The groupies then find him sexually irresistible.
It’s win / win.
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Incredible. This guy looked like such a geek. This should be part of a CH topic. Deep shit..too deep for me to get. But i found you can learn so much observing the extremes. The ids of these women…its no wonder women are always dwelling on self-esteem in their go-grrrrl agenda..as they fight with their sliding scale ids telling them how much of a turn-on killers are, and their self-destructive fantasies with such.
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The whole circus is really just a less humorous version of revenge of the nerds. With actual nerds.
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RP lesson: Women love killers and want to have their children.
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This is a funny take on what you’re talking about. They were smart enough to set it to a cover version of a ballsy, obscure Sinatra tune. PS: Are you going to get your Twitter back?
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Been doing that here at work. Being loose with it, but not all McMahon-ish. It’s been fun. I think it’s having an impact.
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Me too.
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“In 2013, 44% of teenage girls surveyed said they had experienced sex, compared to 51% in 1988.
For teenaged boys, the drop was more dramatic. In 1988, 60% reported they’d had sex compared to only 47% in 2013.”
game is a must. CH is a public service. in fifty years there will be a statue of him on the d.c. mall
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where is this from? I was just talking to a friend who said he thought teens were having less sex because smart phones and social media made them awkward. 14 year olds sharing dick pics are up and sex is down, in other words. I would have thought sex is way up among teens since there aren’t any adults anymore who are allowed to regulate their child’s activities.
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That margin is the due to the aggregate change alpha fux/beta bux is causing.
Another indicator of r-selection shift and male emasculation.
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Why do you want teenagers to be having sex anyways? I’d rather they not, because teen pregnancy is expensive for society. Also, no-one wants to have an absent father and a too-young mother.
I’m glad that my mother waited until she was in her 20s and married before she had me.
[CH: the later marriages are delayed, the more unrealistic it is for tradcons to offer abstinence as a substitute for single motherhood, abortion, and premarital sex in general. there are race differences in avg age of first sexual experience, so i would expect some races (blacks) to be less resistant to the temptations of teen sex, but not so different that the urge to extracurricularly merge would be missing from whites.
so a little empathy for the horny teenager. don’t you remember what it was like when your world was flush with hormones and poetry?]
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I don’t WANT these manlets procreating and spreading cuck weakness. It’s a players paradise!
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2015/07/22/american-teens-having-less-sex-according-to-study/
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Loved this comment from truthhurts:
“Based on what my son and his friends tell me(all good looking guys), they won’t risk their college careers for sex. Too many feminist, man-haters on college campuses ready to scream rape when a guy looks at them.
In addition, it’s hard to find a girl in decent physical condition. I have watched my son “operate”. When he sees a girl with fat hanging out of her pants, he shakes his head and looks away..like he’s embarrassed for her. Yeah, it matters.”
Those last two sentences!
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Too many feminist, man-haters on college campuses ready to scream rape when a guy looks at them.
When an unattractive guy looks at them, you mean.
[CH: at this late stage, probably the attractive guys too.]
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Lostsaz cockasz
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Bourdain is a good walk example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Goqv4Uv8n38
Also a good example of a dynamic, passionate and authentic guy. I’ve met him, he’s pretty cool IRL as well.
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I like the way this dude Sonny walks and carries himself with his facial expressions. A dude with facial expressions like this guy and you know he’s seen a few things. He’s not angry, but focused and serious.
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“They ruined my whole f*cking lunch” Nice ending.
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Yeah, Bourdain is alpha. He’s got the walk, a bad-boy past, mad kitchen skills, great humor, and television celebrity. His wife has to literally push the women off him.
[CH: too bad for that liberaltardianism though. coulda been a contenda…]
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Love Bourdain. But watch the Rome episode with his wife. He married a total and complete ball buster. Oof.
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Yeah, she was a strange choice. He hasn’t totally swallowed the red pill.
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One of the best alpha walks. Not too over-the-top. As always Putin is leading from the front.
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Heartiste it turns out you don’t even need to be human for this to work: http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/26/asia/handsome-gorilla-shabani/
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I know a very short woman I once told to be careful around me because she was short enough that I couldn’t see her in my peripheral vision from where she was standing beside me. I told her I might hit her with an accidental elbow to the head. I was being completely serious but she reacted weirdly to this warning. She thought it was funny and did not leave the area but kept making jokes about how I would accidentally knock her off a bridge whilst pontificating and gesturing. I was reminded of this by the fellow above with the wild elbow movements.
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Follow it up with an accidental boner to the midsection.
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Golf clap for the return of bolded Heartiste comments, BTW.
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I pictures you clapping exuberantly and doing jazz hands.
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I picture you clapping and vogueing like muddonna
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We see what we want to see.
[CH: honestly dude, this is the kind of limpwrist reply that proves PA’s spank. you had an opening here to spank back more forcefully and creatively, earning charm cred in the process (no small feat for a leftoid). e.g, “did you see that through the glory hole at the bus depot?”
see, that’s how you do it.
(no offense PA, but this spirit character is in dire need of a pair.)]
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Heartiste, if I felt the need to jab every time someone here accused me of being black/white/gay/Jew/faggy etc, I’d never get my work done.
I’ve proven my bona fides in the past. Life is good. Just pixels on a screen written by angry dudes who don’t know me.
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@ TSW
who don’t know you…what, gotta go through a glory hole?
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You wouldn’t get a boner fide without Viagra ™.
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I find that I’ve uncounciously started walking more like this since I’ve been weight training seriously and bulking up. I have definitely observed similar results as well.
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Holy cuckservatives batman:
http://dailycaller.com/2015/07/23/whats-behind-the-cuckservative-slur-nsfw/
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Good. Let the term spread, let the protestations be of decreasing amplitude and amplifying embarrassment.
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I like how they are stymied by it like the teacher in grade school with the mustache who knows the kids are making fun of her behind her back but she can’t surmise why.
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sometimes I wonder if it’s a transgender weirdo writing these posts. same attitude. “fake it til you make it”
getting attention for looking dominant is not BEING dominant.
you can only fake it so far. if you can’t TAKE what you want, then you’re a ass-lubing bottom. period. for men AND women
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Leading with ad hominem attack? Check. Remainder is argumentum ad amog. http://www.thumotic.com/argumentum-ad-amog/
Not impressed. More at bats and higher at-bats rate changes inner game and leads to results. Wha, duh? You guys have to work for results? I like instant gratification. I think me post how bad ass I be. Maybe I a worn out careerist shrike, or a gov troll pushing the little people back into the Matrix. Worn out believers are the transgender weirdos. Oh, the tell of projection doth tell well.
Start shamelessly at the beginning, guys, and never look back. They fear your success.
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Which reality is real and which is fake? Dom or MIke? You can only inhabit ONE at a time…
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I thought the same thing. I don’t believe a good man that is strong and brave act disrespectful towards women or about women. You don’t see that in historical writings. Great writers and Alpha men acted more like heroes and protectors in history from some of the writings I have read.
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No one cares what fantasies you have about what alpha men are. Go tend to your grandchildren oldladydonnalands…
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I have read your comments. I know what makes a good strong brave man. I have noticed most of you so called “Alpha Men” are disrespectful concerning females. I am amazed any of you guys have good relationships? Men that disrespect women do so for the reasons listed below: (I’ll quote myself from my Disqus)
“1) He has relationship issues with his own mom. It’s a character flaw. Most of the time it’s because his mom put up with being disrespected and acting passive in front of the little boy. His parents relationship either involved Domestic Violence and/or Adulterous Relationships outside the marriage. These actions scar the boy and then the man in a lot of ways.
2) His mom was a wh ore.
3) Some woman broke his heart.
4) He is gay.
What else is there?”
PS: You obviously failed the lesson of a good boy. “Respect your elders Son, for they are much wiser than you”!
PPS: You are dumb, young and full of come. You are the kind of man I taught my daughters to stay away from.
Have a good day, Grasshopper!
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Sometimes a man has to put a woman in her place when she misbehaves…and that means acting “disrespectfully” towards women on occasion.
WomenEntitled Princesses ™ frequently misbehave nowadays. That group includes Entitled Grandmas ™. Some of them just expect to get away with acting disrespectfully towards men. And they’ll double down with “other men don’t treat me that way” if a man holds his boundaries.This ain’t your Grandma’s Patriarchy. Your point about what men did in the past is irrelevant. In the Country of Entitled Princesses, the man who holds his boundaries is king.
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Who puts the man in his place when he misbehaves? Relationships are a two way street. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
Entitled? I don’t think so. Everything my hubby and I have together was due to my hardwork and sacrifice too. It’s true, behind every successful man is a good woman. The idea that a man can put a woman in her place is not a man I would ever be with, again. Been there, done that. That was miserable. I have this one life, and it will not be wasted on a man that thinks he is my boss instead of my partner. I will give you, that the man must not be a kiss ass or a mama’s boy. A little asshole is fine but not one that beats me up, cheats on me or degrades me.
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Sentient…bro…you set off Donna’s waterworks. Georgie Porgie puddin’ pie…kissed the girls and made them cry.
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It takes quite the “Coup De Grace” to make me cry, so I would not give him that kind of credit.
I just think you guys are a riot in your views. I feel I am smarter than most which makes it difficult for someone pull the wool over my eyes.
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I have noticed most of you so called “Alpha Men” are disrespectful concerning females
And properly so in many cases. Many females are a disgrace. My own daughter despises most women. My wife as well. If women acted honorably, then disrespecting them would be dishonorable. Since most women do not act honorably, then disrespecting them is very appropriate.
You need to quit shaming men and act feminine. And don’t throw age at me–I’m likely older than you are.
Betas have LTRs. Since I’m married, that would make me beta, not alpha.
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I agree with your first and second paragraphs. Concerning the third paragraph; “Don’t worry about my feminality, or my opinion. Those belong to me and are really not your concern. Now are they?
I guess I see Alpha and Beta differently than you.
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Donna, Babe, why do you worry about men misbehaving? You’re putting yourself in the role of judge. You are seeking authority for yourself. Becoming more masculine. Less feminine. Unattractive. Your folk sayings are…less than compelling. If they were compelling, men would undergo menstruation and pregnancy. Women would be as strong as men and have as much libido as men.
Not doubting that you worked hard. Wasn’t necessarily talking about you at all. Do you seriously think that women don’t feel entitled to men’s sexual attention, marriage, etc.?
Behind every successful man is a woman who claimed that the man was a failure…until he succeeded. Then she claimed she’d been supporting him all the time.
The idea that a man can put a woman in her place is not a man I would ever be with
So, if a woman is disrespectful towards a man, you seriously think that he should just take it? There was a broad who flaked on me, refused to apologize, etc., and I’ve been giving her the cold shoulder. Do you think that’s wrong? No way in hell. I disrespect her by ignoring her. I am expressing my dislike for her by ignoring her. She still flirts with me and attempts to get my attention…because she feels entitled to my attention.
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I guess it depends on how you view about putting a woman in her place is. I am thinking of the man that slaps his woman around. I should have been more specific and stated; “I could never be with a man that hits me or cheats on me”. (Been there and done that)
I don’t think a woman should be disrespect to the man either.
A woman’s libido can be higher if the man kissed the woman more.
I feel I am a good wife. I respect my man as my friend, lover, and husband.
I am sorry your lady flaked out on you. Women are like sine waves. It’s all hormonal for us. I don’t know how long you dated her or if you had a sexual relationship to give you, an opinion on whether your treatment is wrong. How did she flake? Is she sexy and pretty to you? Does she keep her car clean? If the car is clean, then they are better housekeepers. Did she go on a jealousy trip on you? That is a sign of insecurity and trust. I don’t know if she feels entitled to your attention. Obviously, you like her a “little bit” or why would you still want to punish her for whatever she had done? Is your alter ego that sensitive to not allow you, to get over this or not? How did she disrespectful you?
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PS. Maybe you read the incident and the flirtation wrong. Women think they are being friendly and nice and men see flirtation. eg..
Al goes to a restaurant to eat dinner and he gets a friendly waitress. The waitress smiles and gives great customer service. He rushes home to tell his friends that the waitress flirted with him.
“How did she flirt with you, Al”?
“She was nice, friendly, and she smiled at me every time she came to my table”.
“Hmm, the friend says, that’s her job”.
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Donna, just trust me, I read women accurately. The woman I wrote about flaked on a platonic dance date and didn’t bother to say that she would be very late. She had a very lame story to tell. Likely she was banging a guy I don’t get on with.
She has had a crush on me for over a year. Otoh, she knows I’ve been married over 30 years and doesn’t push hard. She’s quite bangable, but I’m not giving it up to her, so I’ve got no beef with her getting what she needs elsewhere. That’s the background.
If a woman flakes, that is disrespectful–it crosses a boundary that I must protect. It’s not a question of insecurity.
Betas can be masculine and attractive. Maybe some betas were alphas who found a unicorn to marry.
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You are married but going on a dance date?
Is your wife allowed dance dates too? I think labels are just labels. It just seems someone came along and decided wimpy men are betas and masculine men are Alphas.
Your last paragraph says a Beta man is gay? Women aren’t known as unicorns.
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Lots of people who are just friends go on dance dates.
Manospherians often refer to “good women” as “unicorns” because they don’t exist as portrayed by feminism. Women will cheat given the right set of circumstances, such as a man being gone on deployment for a year or more.
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I dance because I enjoy dancing. I just dance at home because I live in bum fuck Egypt. Everything is miles away. Hubby has always let me dance with other men when we are out together. He is like most men. He dances with two left feet with no rhythm. He would never let me go out on a dance date without him. That would be weird. I have never heard of such a thing. I can dance to almost anything. I put them on Youtube for the hell of it and I have some google+ friends that like how I dance. One day, my children will appreciate it. 🙂
You should say, “Women may cheat given the right set of circumstances”.
My son was deployed on the USS Lincoln for over a year during “shock and awe”. Women had babies or were pregnant when they finally returned home. They call those women, “Jodies”. I would never associate unicorns with a women. I really do learn things from you guys. 🙂
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Donna, the broad who flaked first stood in my field of vision and chatted with other people facing me. She also got into a mixer right after I did when I tried to delay til the last minute. She also aligned herself in a second mixer so that she would get to dance with me.
The same night, this broad also looked over her shoulder at me and tried to catch my eye and smiled coyly as I was walking near her. Finally, she just stared at me with brows raised, trying to catch my eye, as I walked past her. The broad was indicating that she wanted to talk to me and was trying to do it in a dominant way. She didn’t care who saw it.
This broad also has said in the past that she doesn’t want me to text her and that we don’t have to dance together. She showed up for a lesson, which she almost never does, and rotated to dance with me during the lesson. She still wants to dance with me, obviously, and wants my attention.
I know the diff between real attraction and mere politeness. I wrote a post about real attraction signals.
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Have you ever cheated on your wife, before? Did your wife forgive you?
You can’t seem to forget this lady. You have been having fantasies about her. Admit it, you want to fuck her? Do you find yourself pretending your wife is her?
You know what happens when you play with fire, you get burned. Is the sexual escapade worth breaking your wife’s heart? That’s why I have never cheated on my hubby. The thought of breaking his heart over a romp in the sack trumped that move for me.
Would your wife pretend she’s the other woman for you? It’s like cheating, but not. Fantasy play and character acting is my bedroom forte.
I don’t want to talk about those things publically, especially here. I have a reputation to protect. I could write a book on those things because fortunately for my hubby, I love sex. I have been the beggar in the relationship. Everyone thinks it’s the always man that has the higher libido but that is not true.
I read years ago in Ann Landers on a survey she had done on what men want from their woman. They wanted their woman to be a lady in public and a whore in the bedroom without cheating. I took that advice to heart for my hubby. He loves it. He’s my Duke and Cowboy for me. 🙂
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PS. Your comments made me think of this song. Please forgive. 🙂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKZRp515SmY
PPS. Why wouldn’t she allow you to text her, unless she’s married too?
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“I have been the beggar in the relationship. Everyone thinks it’s the always man that has the higher libido but that is not true.”
Exactly what we said, another high drive old woman with a low T husband, getting her thrills playing footsie at le Chateau… Go back to MMSL “tigress”… and get your husband some T treatment. And stop embarrassing him (too late for you) by publicly posting under HIS last name…
women… it never ends…
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He told me to go the internet. FYI, I am not playing footsie’s with anyone. I am just talking and communicating with men and women. You are reading my communications all wrong. I see communications and you see footsies. Weird.
I know how I landed here. I was researching the dark triad. I started reading the comments and his articles. I found it entertaining for research purposes only. I thought it wouldn’t hurt ‘you men’ to hear a truthful opinion. You guys just jump off the deep end and look deeper into it than what is there. Weird. Don’t imagine me as anything other than like ‘your sister’. Ah, ha, yes…”I am just a sister of another Mister, and you are a brother of another mother”! I used to tell the guys at work and at college to treat me that way. It works out well. Try that. Okay/okay.
My hubby works for Directv and he tells me stories of talking to other men. He told me most men have to beg for it. I trained my hubby to be the best joy boy toy he can be for me. Marry a good man and train a great husband is a nice goal in life to follow, in my opinion!
Maybe I should teach this to other women, eh?
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PS. Men are less emotional(unemotional) and illogical. Women on the other hand, are emotional and logical within a tolerance of ten percent. There would be times, where a man may think logical and emotional. Women too, will be illogical and unemotional. The 10 percent tolerance is a scientific wild ass guess. Maybe it would be better to give it a value of pi as that is universal in the golden rule of the fibonacci code in nature. That is a true fact. Would you concur? You can prove this theory to be correct just based on men’s war-like attitudes. Women normally do not start wars. This also explains the clash in thinking between men and women. You are not dealing with just one or two factors but you are dealing with four factors. One could write out a truth table on the different possibilities. Maybe the right combination could equal peace and a different combination would equal fighting. Maybe some combinations just equal zero because they cancel each other out?
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Lol, Donna, I’ve cheated a zillion times…in my mind…at least…I didn’t do it, nobody saw me do it, you can’t prove anything. As long as there’s no proof, no harm, no foul. Yeah, Mrs. Gamer forgave me whatever she may have imagined I may have done, lol.
“You have been having fantasies about her. Admit it, you want to fuck her?”
Someone has been having fantasies about somebody, lol.
Seriously, I’ve known this broad for over a year. I used to dance with her a lot. I’ve learned a lot from her and gotten a lot of material for my book because of her.
I never pretend any woman is any other woman. Goes against my code of loving the one I’m with.
Time for me to play footsie with another broad, heh.
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Every man cheats on his woman in his mind. Look at what porno does. Doing it for real would bring home diseases. You would be able to smell it too. You will get caught eventually if you do it for real.
No matter how smart you are, you will make that one mistake.
I worked at STA(Spokane Transit Authority) and the Union Rep asked me bluntly if I would have an affair with him. He took one statement I said wrong. I told him, I would never do that on my hubby. The guy wouldn’t let up. Charlie would follow me, flirt with me and go out of his way to let me know, all I had to do was say yes. I found myself thinking about it and then I felt guilty thinking about it. I became physically sick over the stress. I finally was praying in my car at lunch about this temptation. I asked the lord to send me an answer. I got done with lunch, was getting out of my car, and I looked forward and there was my husband walking up just to say hi. I felt that was my answer. I told my hubby about Charlie. My hubby was beside himself. Later that week, he asked to talk to Charlie, unbeknownst to me.
He asked Charlie, “Why do you think you can fuck my wife”? Charlie was caught off guard and apologized. I lost my job after that but my hubby sure was my hero. My hubby asked me later why didn’t I tell him Charlie was 6 ft 3″? I explained after the blunt incident question, I would never look at Charlie so I couldn’t recall he was that big. Charlie harassed women for years and he got away with it because he was a Union Man.
Go have fun playing footsies. I need to go wash windows and do woman’s work. 🙂
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I’ve brought lots of imaginary STDs home…at one point Mrs. Gamer was insisting that I needed to get tested for STDs, lol. She never had any positive medical test for an STD–it was all her imagination.
Make a mistake?…only way to not make mistakes is to take a dirt nap.
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When a man sleeps around on his woman, he’ll bring home another woman’s bacteria and yeast and give it to his woman. Then your woman will get a yeast infection. If she hasn’t taken antibodies to explain the yeast infection, then the hubby is fooling around.
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Good to know that antibiotics can cover for you. Heh. Of course, if a woman douches or goes bareback with two men, that will cause vaginosis. (“Something smells fishy.”)
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Women should never douche as this will through her balance off causing her to have an infection. Sea salt baths are the best. If a woman smells fishy, she has issues.
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PS. A variable resistor is called a potentiometer or a volume control in the application of a low frequency generator.
You want to piss off a neighbor? Build a low frequency generator hooked up to an amp, hooked up to speakers and leave.
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From the random comment file….
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Sometimes, I like to dazzle people…with true statements besides I was watching a movie where they talked about having a potentiometer one on the side of their storm chasing van. I was laughing at the thought of this variable resistor on the side of a van in this movie. (Woo hoo, I have a potentiometer on my car. lol)
Psst…Hollyweird gets the electrical concepts all wrong. “Back to the Future” showed a Delta Y circuit in his car. He also mispronounced gigahertz. It is one ‘g’ words that don’t follow the soft ‘g’ sound rules. Go figure, another stupid grammar rule.
Simple minded people don’t understand what hertz even means. Before hertz, they called it CPS. (Cycles per second.) It is the frequency that the signal changes polarities per second. <<True fact.
There you go Sir, your lesson for day. 🙂
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Gay spergy girl game. Wanna hertz donut? lollzlzol
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Lol…Yes…as soon as I build my astable multivibrator circuit, I’ll hop right on that ride, my dear. 🙂 True fact>>> http://www.circuitsgallery.com/2012/03/astable-multivibrator-using-transistors.html
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I slide your cell in my right front pocket, set to vibrate. We dance country 2-step tight (thigh2thigh). I speed-dial your cell. Simple, using existing components and no work required. Now it’s just a question of logistics….
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Oh, you want to play my Cowboy? But what if I feel like moving to the blues, classics, rock and roll and ballet? Tsk, tsk. Then I would be doing what I feel like doing, besides your cell phone could not vibrate high enough in wattage to please me. You must crank up the power even in dance: Practice makes perfect. I am the Lady of Dance way out in bum f*ck Egypt. Wow, for me. You should see my view!
It’s a, “Whatever, but it’s a cool song”? 🙂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvrcNaZ3hd8
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…boys say “when is he gonna give us some room”…girls say “gawd I hope he comes back soon”…
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It is true in some circumstances. Great song. I enjoyed it. Thank you… My turn now. I wrote this country poem years ago to my ex written as song lyrics… It was about a cheater. I find it kind of ironic to share this with you. 🙂 Please remember it’s not written about you. http://ladydonnalands.blogspot.com/2013/08/old-songs-this-fool.html
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PS. Sorry for the long response.
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Have gun, will travel.
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I said in a comment somewhere about (his) great Iran deal. I said to a Cowboy, (He sure acted like a Texas cowboy, as they act different because he was very polite.)
I said, “Have marshmallows, will travel”.
I have gun too…shh. Not like your gun. My gun is the shooting type not the fun type like in Full Metal Jacket song. There are cougars, moose, and bear where I live. I like guns of all kinds, Go figure. Mine is a 38. I surprised my hubby with my shooting skills. I learned to shoot when I was 23 by a World War ll POW. My hubby, I and the kids like to go shooting. It sucks that (he) made bullets so expensive.
PS. (his)(he)=BO. I am boycotting (his) name. I found myself saying, ACA because I refused to write (his) name.
I noticed on Disqus to the left on their site My Elephant in the Room?They gave me this publisher room. My Elephant in the room is a name that upset Liberals, I can’t imagine why? I just noticed my room on the Disqus site today. Do you understand how that works? I knew you could white list and black list. None of your comments here on wordpress show up Disqus, do they? I will have to ask my son what he thinks. I hear, if you get a million views plus with all your posts, you can apply for a press pass. Is your site linked to your Disqus?
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Donna, I don’t have a horse in the political race. They’re all geldings.
Not on Disqus.
I like shooting, too.
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You don’t watch Politics? I do. I find it fascinating and important. It’s the butterfly effect, babe.
My neighbors(mainly retired liberal jerks) wanted to place their sewage treatment facility right up our asses. I kid you not, spitting distance, at first. They were chicken shit about the whole ordeal. They even had a backroom deal with their own attorney.(friend of the lake situation…wink, wink) They were ready to buy the land next door and uphill from us at our first meeting. It was a true holy shit moment! They were fuckers in the highest order. (Shh, don’t tell Sacheen Lake people, I said that) They knew it would destroy us and all our neighbors kept it a secret. I attended public meetings, where our neighbors said-their shit would not hurt us.(Are you fucking kidding me?) I filed a complaint against their attorney, I mailed out letters, emails and even flirted with the man from the department of health. {Thank you Erin B. :)} The attorney ended up becoming (his as in BO) pick for the Eastern Washington DOJ. I filed a complaint against him with the Bar Association because I was so upset. I had no idea he’d had been the President of the bar Association. (Michael Ormbys. Who knew?) . They had no idea who they were dealing with. Can you imagine your neighbors wanting you to see, hear and smell their shit and all the while, their shit is poisoning your “pristine water source”. Oh, yes. I got very political for many years to save my and my hubbies investment. I learned everything in the world about shit. I passed the 13.7 million dollar shit test. My hubby and I (mainly me) stalled them for two years until we found a better location. I danced on the new land that is many miles from us now. Hell yea, I follow their poppycock. They tried to take a shit on me literally! Do you understand? I could write a book on shit and it was not of my choosing!
I was named after a hurricane and it has surely paid off in the butterfly effect indeed in 13.7 million dollar ways! 🙂
[CH: Even a defenseless woman can pass a shit test.]
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One alpha walk I have tried to mimic is Jim Morrison’s …when he can walk. He has that cool alpha swagger. Check out how he stands, how he moves, how he dances….
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Interesting. I was gonna say something about Morrison’s style. He’s the yin to McMahon’s (caricature) yang. The shaman / artist. Back in 1991 a friend and I talked about almost this same very subject and he described JM’s walk as “walking down a very narrow hallway.”
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—–Wealth
As of 2006, McMahon has a $12 million penthouse in Manhattan, a $40 million mansion in Greenwich, Connecticut, a $20 million vacation home,[100] and a 47-foot sports yacht named Sexy Bitch.[100][101] Forbes has noted McMahon’s wealth at 1.1 billion dollars, backing up WWE’s claim he was a billionaire for 2001,[102][103] although he was reported to have since dropped off the list between 2002 and 2013.[104] In 2014, McMahon returned to the Forbes list, with an estimated net worth of $1.2 billion.[105] On May 16, 2014, Vince McMahon’s worth dropped to an estimated $750 million after he lost $350 million of WWE stock, due to a price drop following disappointing business outcomes.[—
A rich asshole. God bless the man. I’d nail his daughter too.
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Speaking of being ballsy, this takes balls the size of an Irish broad’s ass. (Borrowed from The Sopranos.)
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/07/23/nationalists-plan-gay-pride-march-through-muslim-area-left-outraged/
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lolzz probably the best example ever of leftist hypocrisy and cognitive dissonance
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Muslims trump gays in the current rule book for ‘Victim Poker’.
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+1 for Victim Poker. I take it all cards are wild?
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Only the Queen of Fruits.
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lol excellent trolling.
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wow. is this guy still around?
“A warning to ladies, ignore me and string me along in your prime….. i will not feel obligated to play nice to you in mine. Just as it was easy for a teen/early 20s girl to say the right things to milk me and my friends for money/time/support and string us along when they had no real intention of dating, I have found it is quite easy for me to say the right things to 30 year old women and string them along. I am living off 2 different attractive and slim women (top 10% in looks for their age) right now and don’t even work (haven’t in 3 years) because they believe me that my 3 million dollar trust fund is coming when I am 35 and that I want kids. In reality, I have a vasectomy and there is no trust fund. I paid a friend 100 dollars to photoshop some fake documents and send them to me on an official letterhead with a fancy envelope which was “accidentally” left out on the coffee table. He spent 2 days making the perfect documents even using a pressed stamp seal and sends me quarterly “updates” on my investments which show ~200k in annual returns on the investment which is being reinvested. I have milked these women for well over a quarter of a million dollars in gifts and both work 2 jobs (70 and 65 hours per week) supporting me because they think they are going to have the good life in a few years and won’t ever need to work again. I promised to support them and we could travel the world off the interest and raise our kids. In reality, I am going to string them along and get them in massive credit card debt then destroy their careers before leaving them in another 3 years and do this again. Both were party girls and the type that abused me and my friends when they had the power to do so so not only do I not feel bad about doing it but I also often laugh and smile when I think about what I have accomplished so far. That 100 dollars has been the best investment I have ever made. If you are considering doing this, you need to be very smart and not overly obvious or they will know you are faking. Try to downplay it and don’t talk too much about it. My childhood friend helped spread the news about lazy me and my trust fund to his co-worker which is how we met. He of course primed her that I was lazy and didn’t work because my parents were loaded and mentioned the trust fund so she suspected nothing and of course initiated the chase. I can’t stress this enough, let them bring it up and don’t rush it. Also make sure you don’t introduce them to your parents and lie about your parents address because they will google map it most likely. The only other thing I do other then the quarterly updates now is I always address packages to my parents at this other address I memorized which is in a very exclusive neighborhood and is quite nice and the property tax page has the same surname as my mother’s maiden name. Then when I take the box to the post office, I use their sticky labels to correct the address. It works like a charm. Neither girl suspects anything and they both don’t care that I have a mistress as long as they are the primary girl.”
[CH: you sound bitter. also, who are you writing about? nevermind. you’re writing about the bogeyman in your head.]
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Wowjustwowness alert
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Kaczynski?
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The uni-bomber was incredibly intelligent but he was also one of these leftist punks who had no success with women and started his violent rampage about the same time a co-worker rejected him and got him fired by hisbown brother.
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This footage was taken during London’s ‘Diversity Enrichment Riots’ in 2011, when an Asian student was robbed in broad daylight by some “good Samaritans”.
I’ll always remember the unearned swagger of the humanoid type creature at 44 seconds. It’s his own, vibrant interpretation of “Alpha walk”.
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Crashed my browser wtf lolz
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lolzolzlzozlolzozz awesome
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One more… Arnold IRL… leading by example
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Lead with your junk.
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Yeah, that’s why when I’m dancing I put my follows’ hand on my d1ck.
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I meant acts. Darn. His window for comments is small. I don’t catch my errors.
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Trump caught in mid-alpha walk mode:
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Look at that hat! I want that hat!
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Get your hat here! https://www.etsy.com/listing/241489781/
You’re hired!
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CH, I love your work, but if you ever call Vincent Kennedy McMahon a buffoon again, I’ll hunt you down and smash your face into a thousand pieces with your own fists! Are we clear?
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