August 3, 2015 by CH
Almost immediately after @heartiste was banned from Twatter by a disGUNTled fat, bitter pigwoman on a phony charge of violating their TOS, Twatter stock nose-dived, and hasn’t recovered.
Via da GBFM lzzzzzzzlzlz (TM), the ongoing story of Twatter’s SJW-led demise.
Coincidence? I think not.
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As soon as twitter banned heartistes, I shorted the twitter stock and advised my hedge fund manager friend to do the same.
As the SJWs and the bernankiifiersz are betting against the Great Books for Men, God, and the Family, they are not a good long-term play.
Sure, they might ban heartiste and da GBFM a few more times–they might kill Jesus and deconstruct Shakespeare–but in the end, Beethoven rocks.
lzozolzolzozozo
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hey heartsietezt heartsietztz!!!
during the era of Christianicinty, not so long ago, a man had the right to tell his wife and daughter:
you will not wear that
you will not suck his cock
you will not do porn
you will not post selfies of your butt
you will not do anal
but what happened was that it ended up keeping women out of the instagram/porn/facebook sexual marketplaces, where te bernakfifierz could not commoditize a womanz sexualaitylzozozloo sexualiztyzzlzozozozo and sell and profit off it
and so da bernkafierz got rid of christianitiesz
and forced womnez butthoelez
out of the home
and into da marketplace
lzozooozozozo
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If you worship “da marketplace”, you just might be a cuckservative.
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Beware ye Butthexters & Benankifiers, Hypocrites!
For ye lay burdens upon wimmenz butthoelz that ye yourselves bear not upon thine own.
GBFM is today’s John The Baptist.
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Too bad kids nowadays are looking to stay dry.
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dear heartiste,
when you look up at me
and see
a man
i’ll never
be
zllzozozozozozo
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lzozozoolzol
WE CAN’T STOP CUCKING
by ben ebernake zlzozlzzo
It’s our House (& Senate) we cuck who we want
It’s our Fed we can print what we want
It’s our dollar we can bankrupt who we want
We can bailout who we want
We can butthext who we want (2x)
Red commies and sweaty neoconz everywhere
Hands in the air like we don’t care
Cause we came to make so much debt now
And the betas here must pay it all now.
If you’re not ready to go home
Can I get a hell no
Cause we gonna pump all night
Till we see hyperinflation alright
So la da di da di, we like fiat currency
Dancing with Bernanke
Doing whatever we want
This is our Fed
This is our rules
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop printing
Can’t you see it’s we who own the right
Can’t you see it we who bout’ thug life
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
We run things, Things don’t run we
We take everything from everybody
It’s our Fed we can bernankify who we want
It’s our dollar we can print we want
It’s our party we can bomb who we want
We can butthext who we want
We can bankrupt who we want
To my Keynsians here with the big butts
Shaking it like we at a strip club
Remember only Greenspan can judge ya
Forget the haters cause Bernanke loves ya
And everyone in line in the bathroom
Trying to get a line in the bathroom
Inflation so turned up here
Getting turned up, yeah, yeah
So la da di da di, we inflate with glee
Pumping with Bernanke
Doing whatever we want
This is our Fed
This is our rules
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
Can’t you see it’s we who own the right
Can’t you see it we who bout’ thug life
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
We run things
Betas don’t run we
We take everything from everybody
It’s our Fed we can cuck who we want
It’s our dollar we can inflate all we want
It’s our congress we can buy who we want
We can butthext who we want
We can bailout who we want
It’s our Fed we can do what we want to
It’s our House (& Senate) we can butthext who we want to
It’s our country we can quantitiative ease if we want to
It’s your mouth you shall suck when we want you to
Yea, Yea, Yeah
And we can’t stop printing
And we won’t stop inflating
Can’t you see it’s we who own the right
Can’t you see it we who bout’ thug life
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
We run things
Betas don’t run we
We take everything from everynody
Yea, Yea, Yea
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twitter would have been a play
if they would have allowed
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for da gbfm
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> “but in the end, Beethoven rocks”
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Salon reports, “I had a hard time taking this seriously, but the disgusting term “cuckservative” really is taking hold on the right. I’ll be honest: I learned about it a couple of weeks ago from the mild-mannered, clean-cut conservative writer Matt Lewis, but I thought he was making too much of it. It seemed like trying to shame one’s critics based on the behavior of the worst asshole in a comments thread. I didn’t bite.”
http://www.salon.com/2015/08/03/the_gop_crack_up_continues_the_raging_civil_war_over_the_disgusting_%E2%80%9Ccuckservative%E2%80%9D_slur/
If Salon calls you a “mild-mannered, clean-cut conservative writer,” you might just be a cuckservative.
lzozoozozoz
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> “in the end, Beethoven rocks”
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lzolzozlzolzlzz #winning
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Nothing like a censorious bulldyke to ruin a good man’s day.
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da gbfm’s cock goes in her mouth. she sucks on it.
coinicidence?
lzozozoolzozolzoozozooz
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I used to have a lot of luck running “elegant” Game on the dykes and especially on the bisexual chicks, but they’re getting so d@mned clinically insane that only “WhoreFinder’s Method” might work nowadays.
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For the younger denizens chez Le Chateau – as recently as circa the Clinton Administration and early Bush 43, the “gay” chicks were just badly confused chicks with hugely malleable personalities – they’d fall under the sway of any strong personality who entered their lives. Now, though, they’re like frigging NKVD executioners in the Lubyanka.
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[…] Heartiste Banned From Twitter, Twitter Stock Plummets. Coincidence? […]
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Maybe they can hire Ellen Pao to right the ship.
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Total win.
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Or Ellen Feiss.
/blast von der past
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You know, watching that commercial now, all these many years later, it’s OBVIOUS that that filthy stinking Eskimo c*nt is LYING THROUGH HER TEETH. I don’t remember thinking that, back in the day.
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[…] Heartiste Banned From Twitter, Twitter Stock Plummets. Coincidence? […]
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A Red Pill mole inside the financial community could do a lot of damage to companies like Twatter.
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Project Mayhem
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^This. I assume that the Eskimos are more than smart enough to have figured this out long ago, and that they secretly short every politically correct venture which they recommend to the public.
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As regards the disaster with the Puerto Rican bond default, it will be fascinating to see whether Cuck Boehner and Bitch McConnell immediately cave and “honor the full faith and integrititty blah blah blah”, or else, if they don’t cave – if they allow Puerto Rico to actually go bankrupt – fascinating to see which were the firms who were stupid enough to have invested in those worthless bonds.
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Although I seem to recall reading that worthless Chelsea Clinton’s worthless Eskimo husband was heavily invested in worthless Puerto Rican bonds.
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Seems straight out of Soros’ playbook. Short it, then wreck it to drive down the shares’ value, then re-purchase the stock at a discount to give back to whomever was dumb enough to loan the shares.
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Beat me to it by more than half a day. Sorry I didn’t see your reply. Anyway, there are documented instances of Goldman-Sachs-rhymes-with-Tucker-Max shorting investment vehicles which they were recommending to their clients.
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Direct causation, I say.
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How delusional are you guys?
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I’d say it’s pretty obviously tongue in cheek.
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Not as delusional as your president, who claimed that his election would cause the oceans to recede.
Obama rape!
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WH, I hate to rain on your parade, but to the extent that the sun suddenly stopped making sunspots, and global temperatures started plunging as a result, the polar icecaps are now growing larger, and the ocean levels are receding [for lack of non-frozen water]. Must be the “Ice People” genes which he inherited from the Dunham side of the family.
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From July 29:
FYI, the Chateau Heartiste blog recently passed 70 million total views.
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Hahaha. Lighten up, sperg.
P.S. “Pigwoman” … Spot on pitch perfect, CH.
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That “disGUNTled” was pretty good too.
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Say, Ray… remember that sonic boom you heard a little while ago? That was this ironic post of CH’s flying over your head.
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lol at this sperg retard
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Shouldn’t there be some “Twitter for dissidents” alternative by now? Let the feminists, SJWs and BlackLivesMatter racists have Twitter. Civilized and intelligent people should have our own social network. Then we can ban specimens who dwell on the left side of the Bell Curve.
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Let the feminists, SJWs and BlackLivesMatter racists have Twitter.
According to Salon, it isn’t exactly a “safe space” for them any more. lzolzozlzz
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Come to think of it, I’m surprised there isn’t a ‘twit alternative’. 4chan went full retard, and here comes 8chan, reddit goes SJW and Voat starts having server crashes.
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The element of truth in the somewhat sardonic post is that when you drive away quality, quantity will follow.
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Lol. Maybe they wouldn’t have a problem “growing their audience” if their SJW Commissars weren’t whackamole banhammering anyone with an opinion slightly to the right of Stalin.
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yep, but SJWs are full-on insanely stupid.
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Worth reposting. Worked once for me, like magic. If you inadvertently do a good woman wrong, have this video ready and paused at 2:13. Tell her you have something to tell her and play it. Stop it at 2:27 and look her lovingly in the eyes. She will appreciate that.
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If you’re a man of many words, you can let it run to 3:39.
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Frankly, I really don’t understand the appeal of twitter. 120 characters is worse than a telegram. This is 20th Century technology at best. When you can send instant messages from your cellphone with pictures, and have links to video on youtube, twitter is just hopelessly redundant. With e-mail and pic sites like instgram and snapchat, twitter is irrelevant. Time had long passed Twitter by before it was even online, now its just about time for users to get up to speed to how hopelessly outdated this really is.
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Twitter is a format made for the modern attention span. It’s also the perfect format for icy shivs to the heart. One can really hone the concise nature of thought when so limited.
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Charles Haley is the only player in NFL history who’s been a part of five Super Bowl winning teams… the 49ers… asked him to speak to their rookies… Haley said. “The hardest thing is these guys, they have an attention span of a 5-year-old.” http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25248895/charles-haley-told-49ers-rookies-in-may-to-act-like-the-white-guys
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the Haley thing is awesome and I am surprised that cbssports has it there and even has that as the link title thingy.
what’s hilarious is that everybody, including reasonably high IQ black people, knows the truth, and the truth IS printed in MSM, even as they try to pretend they are fooling people.
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Hate to bring this back to race, but I read an article a couple years ago that was saying blacks use twitter much more than whites do.
If I can find it I will post a link.
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Twitter is for twats. Keep up the good work.
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Hit them where it hurts: the pocketbook.
Roosh has proven that two can play at the “eye of Soros” game. Or, as we more literate folks might term it, the Alinskyite-pocketbook game: pick a target, freeze it, polarize it, destroy it.
The manosphere might not be ready to take on twitter; then again, it might be. After the victories of GamerGate and the Gawker wars—-dare we hope???
New media rape!
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As a side note:
Heartiste writers, a good “test of your game” from your staff would be to have a writer pose in threads regularly.as a troll/lefty/femicunt. Act as an actual one of those losers would act, and gauge the responses of your commenters. Then hold such comments up to the light of a post, with fair criticism of techniques and highlighting winning ones (yours truly, of course, will be lightyears ahead of everyone) while assassinating (in a loving way) the failures.
Secret boot camp for your army. Train us well, Herr Masters.
Then again, maybe you already are doing this….
Change the world rape!
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The Strapon Within says “hey, are you forgetting me?”
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Heartiste game posts: truth.
Heartiste race war posts: propaganda.
I stay for the truth and mock the propaganda.
[CH:
CH game posts: an agreeable truth.
CH race realism posts: a disagreeable truth.
yeah, we got ya tsm.]
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The Vomit Within,
How can stating facts be propaganda?
Here is what propaganda is; the left and their main stream media HIDE as much as they can black dysfunction from the public.
Hiding the truth to better manipulate that is propaganda, stating facts is anti-propaganda.
If the main stream media, the education system and the government were lying and telling us meat does not contain any protein to make us convert to vegetarianism, that would be propaganda
informing people on the protein content of every available food is the opposite of propaganda.
Do you have something not vomit inducing to say to this?
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Heh, heh… we’ve been doing that “test of game” for awhile now… even CH himself has gotten a few shots in.
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The Synagogue Within is a professional – Axelrod and Sunstein and Blumenthal and Soros are paying him to troll here. It’s not fair to compare professionals with rank amateurs.
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“are paying him to troll here”
Then they’re wasting their money because he has swayed exactly zero people away from our message.
The latest shill model is to putatively agree with us and use that to promote despair. As in “yeah, multiculturalism sucks but nothing can be done about it.”
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More often trolls are not paid to convince, rather, to divert and distract.
Satan uses the same strategy… you don’t have to get people involved in outright evil, just get them distracted from righteousness.
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Zombie, anybody who disagrees with your worldview is apparently a paid informant of Satan who rogers young Christians with his evil Eskimo peen and then laughs all the way to George Soros’ White House.
Right.
I’m still waiting to find out exactly what anti-psychotic medications you’re taking. Seriously, you’re the most fucked-up person commenting here. Not evil, just classic sandwich board paranoia end of days stuff. It’s apparent even to those who are inclined to agree with you.
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> “anti-psychotic medications” – Frigging hilarious. It’s like he’s still stuck on this Alinskyite shiznat from the most Freudian aspects of the 1950s and 1960s. Maybe he’s more of a retired university professor who was part of the great wave of Gramscian Eskimos which invaded the institutions back then.
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In which case it would be the Shkotzim tax dollars paying for his pension from Cal-State-Cactusville, or SUNY-Adirondacks, so that he can troll our discussion groups. Eskimos really love that shiznat – forcing White People to pay them to destroy White civilization.
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Dude, your last two comments FURTHER let us know exactly how far down the cliffs of insanity you’ve fallen.
Who’s taking care of you?
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Sunstein Within strikes me as the typical douchey dipshit who purports to speak with authority on any given subject because he watched a TED talk about it or heard something about it on All Things Considered.
I bet he gets invited to brunch a lot.
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Heh, heh… the Mock Magnet fancies himself a mocker.
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That does it. It really does. That last assinine comment. There is no way the spirit within is a white man. No way. He’s either a woman, black, or Eskimo.
Fuck you faggot within, that is offensive to the readers here, after all the truth that you god damned well know, so fuck you, and I am using “offensive” in an appropriate way, unlike how it is inappropriately used by communists 10 times a day when a normal white man says something that is an obvious truth.
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I used to troll as a militant black under the name Promoting Justice with the blogger’s knowedge on another site. It was very amusing to see cool commenters get mad at me (sorry, guys) and a cuckservative commenter tiptoe around me no matter how many insults I piled on him.
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An excellent way to ferret out traitors
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Heh, I never knew that was you. Chuck’s blog is missed. His DC articles aren’t the same.
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I used to post at an uber-Lefty site, pretending to be a woman [a hot blooded spaniardette], and the all the high-testosterone virulently nihilistic Eskimos would be totallly Beta as they fell hand over knee trying to court “me”. Pretty frigging hilarious.
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“Spaniardette.” I chuckled.
As to Promoting Justice, I started that after a side conversation with Chuck in order to freak out that anti-racist troll by agree and amplify means. I had so much fun with that sockpuppet. I ensured a consistent writing style by keeping a rigid subject-verb sentence structure, no punctuation except periods, and several verbal tics.
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You are the moron who does not understand that “Americans” and “American policy” is the Eskimos.
Never promote lies, in any context. This is scary. Ridiculously stupid suggestion to CH. Jesus fuck I have to waste time typing this now.
First, any new visitor might not get the irony; enough libtard lies are all over the interent (the entire rest of the internet).
Except: http://www.thisblogisdangerous.com
By suggesting that CH officially troll his own blog, you are again promoting leftist soviet Eskimo communist tactics, fucktard!!!
The link here is a seemingly GREAT blog – on point in every way. It is so on point, that I actually fear that it is run by the Obama administration or Eskimos to create a list of those who read it to be the first sent to Siberia when the First Amendment is officially eliminated.
Use your fucking heads, men. Never advocate for writing anything, anywhere, that is false.
Always promote Truth.
There are enough libtards and women who comment here; we don’t need to add any fake libtard commentary to get a rise out of people and laugh.
For fuck’s sake men.
[CH: dude… take a breather. the eskimos aren’t the only offenders in this shitshow, even if they exert unrepresentative influence. there are tens of millions of goodwhite goys who agitate for their nation’s ruin as vehemently as any injuit.]
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@ CH, noted.
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cucks and twats
it takes up to 120 characters
for a thwat
It takes none
for a cuck
Quel bordel
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Somewhere in my fuzzy and/or far gone memory is a fragment of an old song by Steppenwolf that I was taught in Church-Sunday-School. Somehow, for some reason, I am thinking of it now..
The best verse goes; “I’d cut him if he stands, and I’d shoot him if he’d run
Yes I’d kill him with my bible and my razor and my gun…”
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“I went out walking with a bible and a gun”
From ‘The Wanderer,” a prophetic song by Johnny Cash doing a cameo on U2’s 1993 album Zooropa.
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That song was The Pusher, if memory serves… one of those more-than-three-minute Wagnerian efforts that the late sixties seemed to highlight.
Another of their magna opera was The Monster, an antiwar-era plea to America (“Don’t you care about your sons and daughters”?). Would probably make a strong showing these days with a bit of a rewrite targeting the Cathedral
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At first I thought you said ‘mangina opera’…
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Paybacks a motherfucker
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ROFL THE BITTER SOURING OF GRAPES FROM A BUTTHURT IMPOTENT VIRGIN
U HAD LIEK 10,000 TWITS AND LIKE 100 FOLLOWERS IF I REMEMBER RIGHT ROFL THATS PATHETIC
[CH: the @heartiste twatter feed had over 8,000 followers.]
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Your time would be better spent learning how to say words that might be useful to you like ‘Ah diddin du nuffin’ or ‘spare change please’
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Good catch…
But the Steppenwolf version got pimped into being as a major picture show theme-song-ballad we all know by heart… 46 years later.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandiosity
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What a remarkable suprise…/sarcasm
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spread out, boys
spread out!
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In Strapon’s case, snarkasm.
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Greg, you’re the muthafucking KING of snark.
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Asshole, we’ve been over this before…
Meaty jests and barbs that are APPLICABLE to the situation at hand is wit…
Snark is just being a dweeby neener-neener smart-ass renegade from South Park, or a sophomoric pseudo-intellect who thinks he’s making a point and/or counterpoint in the aforementioned neener-neener vein.
Now avaunt, you twerp, before I rebuke you a second time.
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I thought you were smart enough to connect the dots. Guess not. Let me help you.
Heartiste’s claim that he singlehandedly caused Twitter’s nosedive = the definition of grandiosity.
Applicable, check. Meaty, check.
Now avaunt your own meatless, wrinkled ass.
[CH: on the sperg spectrum, this comment by you gets 4.5 out of 5 judge wapners.]
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Cute, Heartiste. I’m stealing the wapners thing.
But you didn’t deny it.
[CH: cross-examination is not my scene, the sprite within.]
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As usual, even the proprietor has to come and dissuade you from your self-aggrandizing delusions, Strapon.
Sheesh, take a hint already. (((shakin’ mah haid)))
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Writing’s on the wall,
No CH, Twitter goes south
How’s that for a shiv!
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Shameless plug alert: in an example of medieval game, Pope Innocent III offers ten reasons why a man should not marry, lzozolozlolozz: http://lamentablysane.blogspot.com/2015/08/medieval-game.html?m=1
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Good.
Talks are that Twitter should be acquired by Google. Would make sense, and would hasten that sunset.
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Another testament to the incredible power of the backturn.
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2011/11/01/the-incredible-power-of-the-backturn/
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I never subscribed to Twatter but always enjoyed the stuff posted by the Chateau there, which I’d see at the bottom of this website page. Please add a free thought outpost at the bottom of the Chateau page where you share the links & opinions you used to give to Twatter (without compensation).
Having created a system where the users are the content, where subscribers aren’t just customers they are the product, when you cull your better product lines you then should be prepared to pay to get that product back to make it available for public consumption again. Or join Betamax as a footnote in tech history.
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CH assassinated thw–ck
what comes around goes around
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thw-ck kept shooting himself in the foot and finally self-aggrandized it as an assassination.
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Yesterday in order to maintain my Unemployment Privilege I had to attend a
two-hour resume writing workshop where I was informed of every beta move you need to make in order to find a job in today’s competitive job market.
My favorite was learning that I had better have a presence on Facebook,
Twitter, and LinkedIn or companies just won’t take me seriously because
otherwise it shows I am out of touch with “Social Media”. Then there’s the
stern warning about how your resume has to be perfect because “algorithms scan your resume and will reject it” because there are 800 applicants for every job opening.
So job searching is like online dating. A company advertising a
bend-over position is like a hot chick getting a dick storm on social media.
I restrained myself from launching into an unhinged rant about how females
have taken over the corporate job screening function and how you had to have
“game” to penetrate the feminized career market. So I just acted like Team
Player and nodded my head at all the stupid pronouncements so I could get out
of there. No doubt I will receive a letter in a few weeks to come in for more
“counseling”.
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“So job searching is like online dating. A company advertising a
bend-over position is like a hot chick getting a dick storm on social media.”
And often enough the HR chick going through the resumes is the same chick who is fending off the dick storm at night. Think about it…these chicks spend their entire days sorting through and rejecting people who are seeking their favor. That reality has to corrupt their souls.
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http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:13374286
awesome example of nobody game, skill game and the ne plus ultra – FAME game…
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Some examples of what you will find during your job search. What some mock as “cucktography” but officially known as Team Diversity Photos, they always show the old white guy fading out to the bone yard as the benefits of diversity improve the bottom line, because it’s just good business.
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In this cucktograph, a Diverse Team gathers to admire a Black Gentleman’s etching. Caption reads “Diversity and inclusion aren’t burdens to bear – they are vital for a company’s long-term future.”
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It’s funny cause that scene doesn’t exist anywhere in the world. They even doubled up on the black women.
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What company’s future is vitally dependent upon charcoal art?
This appears to be merely an ad for one of those Art Schools you see advertised in the wee hours o’ the morn.
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There was an “outrage” a couple of years ago when a Polish advertising agency photoshopped a black guy out of a stock image in an IBM ad. I, for one, was outraged.
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What temerity… what unmitigated gall!
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Homeboy’s even wearing a bracelet with his African colors. The lady to his right looks like the guy that played Bill Cosby’s dad in The Cosbys.
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Actually it’s Jeremy Wade, of TV’s “River Monsters”.
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Words fail me. I will copy&paste directly from the website :
Business-focused performances, workshops, & trainings
Diversity
Creativity
Leadership
Teamwork
Sensitivity & Awareness
We can guide your team to work together, think outside the box, find creative solutions, lead effectively, and embrace diversity. Breathtaking performances make for memorable events, and our trainers bring real-world experience to teach critical skills. We can take your team over the top: let us spark your employees’ passion!
Diversity is at the heart of our company. We can demonstrate how embracing difference and practicing inclusiveness creates a stronger team and a stronger product. Workshop topics include diversity, sensitivity, and awareness; beginning, intermediate, and advanced team-building; creativity for solo and team workers; leadership, learning, and communication; and specialized topics such as ADA compliance and health in the office. We are able to meet a variety of formats, including short performances suitable for highlighting special presentations or lunch/dinner events, breakout sessions, half-day workshops, and multi-day trainings.
[CH: pure antiwhite agitprop.]
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OK I’ll knock it off. Have to take ForeignBride to the local college for her Engrish class. I go to the library and work on my ebook while staring slack-jawed at the young nubiles, many with fine tattoos engraved on their chests.
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The chest is the most terrible part for a woman to get a tattoo. At least so far; I’m sure they’ll surprise me.
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Uh, uh, not the chest, THE FACE is the worst place for ink:
https://goodbyeamericainaphoto.wordpress.com/2015/08/03/the-mainstreaming-of-circus-freaks/
Not even ICP could get away with a face tat.
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Now the SJWs are butthurt over a Lego figure in a wheelchair:
http://8ch.net/b/res/3683385.html
Of course I posted it there.
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If I may comment, CH hosts, this dude Elmer Jack is adding some good stuff today. Good luck with your job search, dude. For now, we still need fiat money. But it will not always be this way.
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Thanks. I am writing an ebook on the circular flow of money in the feminized economy and will release it in a couple of weeks. To generate buzz after my launch I am going to offer it free to Heartiste readers as this is one of the few remaining “safe zones” for me on the internet.
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Cuckservative is short for a cuckolded conservative. It’s not about a Republican whose wife is cheating on him, but one whose country is being taken away from him, and rather than do something to prevent it, he actually relishes the fact that his folks will be displaced given enough time and racial cucking.
OK, that’s gross and sexist enough already, but there’s more. It apparently comes from a kind of pornography known as “cuck,” in which a white husband, either in shame or lust, watches his wife be taken by a black man. Lewis explains it this way: “A cuckservative is, therefore, a race traitor.”
http://www.salon.com/2015/08/03/the_gop_crack_up_continues_the_raging_civil_war_over_the_disgusting_%E2%80%9Ccuckservative%E2%80%9D_slur/
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Any conservative who takes political advice from a leftist is a cuckservative.
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i was being impersonated on twitter by a stalker but i had to copy & paste their own rules in order for them to delete the fake account.
it’s where stupid people go to get into arguments with strangers.
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Why would heartiste get banned from Twitter? Heartiste did nothing wrong
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@culum Struan –
since you are interested in getting more fit (for you not any girl) and travel a lot here is a simple methd that will have you lean and strong/hard in 4 weeks and easy to maintain.
1. Diet – this is the best tool for achieving a lean physique. You have a paunch… cut your caloric intake a few hundred per day below your recommended average. will shrivel your fat belly. Cut out carbs (bread, potato, rice) and sugar. Green veg, meats, nuts, eggs. all that works. I recommend a egg/meat/nut breakfast, then a huge leafy green salad with just oil and vinegar for lunch. snack on nuts and meat. And meat and veg for dinner. Do this until you get down to the weight you want to be at and how little paunch you want.
2. Get your metabolism up. Just walk 3 or 4 miles as much as you can per week, but at least 2 to 3 days. This will raise your metabolism. No need to run or do hard cardio. I do 3 days usually, days I am not working out.
3. Workout 4 days a week. This is stupid simple and I expect many will argue this but it is highly effective and will get you an MMA type lean body in no time and you can easily do it quickly anywhere. The key is great form and limit the time between sets and exercises. You should be done with the whole workout in under 30 minutes, with no more than 1 minute rest between sets.
Push ups. Not sure how many you can do, but do as many as you can, then do 4-5 sets of that many reps. Perfect form, this will also work on your abs and core. So 20-25 x 4 or 5 sets.
Curls and Presses. Do this as one exercise, 1 set of curls, then go right to overhead press and then right to another set of girls. Repeat 4-5 times. weight is not too important, you should do 10-20 reps per curl and 20-25 per press. If your hotels do not have gym with dumb bells (like 15 through 25 lbs pairs nothing too heavy needed) just get a set of resistance bands and carry them with you. Again, perfect form and just rest 1 minute between the three part (Curl-press-curl) sets.
Pull ups – these are great if you have access to a bar, no big deal if you don’t. Same thing 4-5 sets x failure with great form.
Abs. Do a set of crunches to failure, even 40-50 is good. Concentrate on form, lower back pressed to the floor, neck relaxes. Contract muscles. Then do a set of 30 leg lifts for each leg (doing both legs at the same time may strain your lower back). Finish up with 50 twist strikes, like you are turning your body and punching forward with your arms/hands, alternating hands.
Believe it or not you can get a great workout anywhere with this protocol, be done in about 30 minutes and not lose time going to a gym. AND not get injured. Try it for 3 months then report back.
Good luck.
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Sentient – was literally just googling for workout resources when I saw this (there’s so much out there it’s hard to know what to follow). Thank you – will try it – the key is having a routine (exercise AND diet) that is feasible whether I’m travelling, at home, in a hotel..wherever, and this works for that.
I have a chronic back problem which means I will have to ease into some of this slowly (it doesn’t affect daily life as long as I don’t lift anything heavy but I need to be extremely wary of lifting weights). But I’ll def try and report back.
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This is great for back issues because it is low weight and stable range of motions and really tightens your core. I think your back issues will greatly diminish.
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Couple of other points…
drink lots of water all day. especially the first few weeks as you will be hungry. Will fill you up.
avoid fruits – too much sugar. Snack on things like celery, carrots, nuts.
alcohol – watch the calories – they count in your daily – and exclude beer and brown liquor. for some reason clear liquor like gin and vodka are metabolized easier. Drink straight or seltzer / tonic. Avoid fruit juices. Also red wine is ok, again watch the calories.
Eating out – if you do a lot eating out, client dinners etc. Stick to the steak and fish and green on the side like broccoli or asparagus. Boring but effective. Can get anywhere.
You will know you have made progress when your suit looks a size too small (will need eventually to get that tailored) AND when a girl kinos your arm she pause and take another squeeze and make a comment… LOL
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Thanks Sentient. I’m pretty good on water and I’m not much of a drinker anyway (1-2 beers max, and not that often) but I should switch to other drinks I think..
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Maybe, maybe not. Even Apple is taking it up the ass lately:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-08-04/aapl-down-15-highs-worst-drop-30-months
And they do it the old-fashioned way, by selling tangible products at a proft!
Instead of hype saying ”But Twit expects to turn a profit next year!”. If you buy their stock, you ARE a twit.
Do something useful with your money, see that Paypal button on the top right?
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Face tattoos along with neck and hands are for clearly certifiable cases.
Talking standard areas, there’s something about arm ink that triggers the gag reflex like no other. Chest tatts and tramp stamps are extremely trashy, but at least they are easily covered. Arms tats are a permanent monument to her stupidity. On an otherwise attractive middle class women, it’s just sad.
http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2013/dec/13/painted-ladies-why-women-get-tattoos-inked
Didn’t actually see any ink on this horse faced monstrosity. She seems to have everything else on the SJW check list, a little disappointing.
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