200+ comments from readers eager to take on the latest “Test of Your Game” challenge, and it is yer ‘umble shiv-sharpener’s duly considered opinion that many excellent responses (and some awful ones, for flavor) were offered up for Chateau judgement.
Recall the parameters:
Need game advice. Buying condoms. Cashier is very cute hard 8. Buying only condoms because I have a sex life and do, in fact, need them. But could always use more plates. I’m 40; she’s 26.
What is my funny opener to the sales clerk ringing up my condoms?
Store is nearly empty. Would be easy to chat her up. Ask her to come help me try them out? Just say “come get coffee with me on your break”? Also I live 3 minutes from here. She’d get the benefit of three orgasms if she’s lucky enough to come with me to my pad.
Box o’ condoms. Cute, younger cashier. Near-vacant store. Favorable logistics. What do you do?
da GBFM lzzzzzzzzlzlz™ takes a whack at it.
true story:
DA GBFM: does u have two dozen extra magnum magna cum ladue XXXL condomsz? and a phone numberz?
lzozozozolozozooz
Direct, confident, funny… and unlikely to succeed. But it will provide great entertainment for anyone who happens to be waiting next in line at the register.
condom rating: 3 out of 5 standard issue trojans.
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Anonymous writes,
ALWAYS make a pickup/number attempt. “Here, put your number in my iPhag.” Then test it to make sure that she didn’t give you a fake number.
If you actually say the word “iPhag”, your game is Winning.
condom rating: 3 out of 5 ribbed for her pleasure.
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cukn fapn goes for the funny bone,
“Excuse me, where’s the fitting room?”
There’s a good chance she’ll laugh, and if she’s laughing, her vagina is presenting.
condom rating: 4 out of 5 pig bladder rubbers.
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Oberyn Martell, another comedian,
*Drop condoms*
“If this doesn’t work out, you happen to be a sitter on the side?”
The dumber girls might not get this right away.
condom rating: 2 out of 5 red and green seasonal specials.
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walawala gets risque,
“I’m just on my way to a kids party, I blow them up and make animals out of them…”
When she starts laughing say…I’m a magician I could use an assistant…
Take it from there.
This is the first serious attempt at converting the humorous opener into a pickup segue. Very good. Downside: As another commenter mentioned, associating kids with condoms could backfire.
condom rating: 5 out of 5 rosemary-scented Yankee condoms.
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Jack H goes balls to the wall,
Rip the flap off the box and tell her to write her number on it.
This would take some brass ones, but there’s potential. You don’t even have to wait for an indicator of attraction from her. A routine like this would surprise and intrigue her instantly.
condom rating: 5 out of 5 warming sheaths.
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Tittysac McGee remembers that sometimes the best game is the least expected game.
While sporting shit eating grin:
Do you have these in extra small?
Clownish self-deprecation can work wonders in some situations.
Condom rating: 3 out of 5 extra large.
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“N” opens a line of communication to the female hindbrain,
Buy like four packs and confess that you were just released from prison.
Heh. A depressing number of girls will bite on this.
condom rating: 5 out of 5 ex-con edition condoms (XL reservoir tip)
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shartiste grounds everyone reading this,
Opening with any kind of joke or reference to the condoms might sound funny in an internet comment section but comes off as a bit try hard and corny IRL.
Just game as usual and let the condoms give some built in sexual tension.
This is the sensible approach suited for the average beta male. Running regular game against an unspoken backdrop of a box of condoms is not only funny, it’s tension-building.
condom rating: 3 out of 5 two-ply baby-stoppers.
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Benny Profane, living up to his name,
Put condoms on counter. Maintain direct eye contact while taking a dump on floor.
I laughed. She won’t.
condom rating: 0 out of 5 rubbers with poked holes.
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Who says you need to speak? asylum writes,
Say nothing and smile with your best James Bond smirk.
Laconic = winner
I presume you shop there often, so you’ll see her again, and she will remember you.
Just don’t break that smirk or that eye contact prematurely in a fit of giggles, or the jig is up.
condom rating: 4 out of 5 silent sausage sheaths.
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Fredrik, on subliminal seduction,
Ask hows her evening is and make small talk while buying the condoms, then after the condoms are purchased while holding the condoms in your hand ask her if shes free tonight? and tell her that she seems like a cool person.Make eye contact all the time and tap the condom packet like a slow beat into the palm of your other hand while asking.
Note: No need for jokes here, simply ask her out with the condoms in hand. Thats more than funny enough, but you have to have very high self esteem to pull it off in the correct charming way. You have to send of the signal that you are serious, but at the same time you obviously have great humour and confidence. I like my comment so much I might in fact go and try this out for myself.
If you have the acting class chops to pull this off, I could easily see the girl slowly grinning and asking what your deal is. Then the road is wide open.
condom rating: 5 out of 5 nuclear tipped pocket rocket protectors.
I enjoy the knowing look from the cashiers as I purchase Magnum XXX condoms. It’s not that I am hung like Johnny Wadd but that it’s a struggle to get a standard condom over my swollen head. The XXX size leaves about a meter of unused condom hanging off my dick though.
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I have just a slightly above average wang, and I find the Magnums are simply a better condom. They fit better, and have less tendancy to roll back up (and possible come off) where your dick tapers into your body. They just stay on better, and don’t give you that tight “cock ring” effect at the base.
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I’m not hung like a horse either, but regular condoms are too snug; they come off or break. I use the next size up which used to be called “large” Now they are “Magnums”. Just marketing BS.
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Hey humblebrag, your flight is leaving from Gate OhAmIReallyThatAwesome
Humblebrag rape!
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Even better, getting the special scrutiny treatment by customs and having the XXX condoms fall out of my bag. Customs agent was visibly enraged. I made a mental note to bring finger cots the next time so they would smirk and wave me through.
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Condoms don’t properly fit a lot of guys. The biggest condom available in the US has to stretch 30% for me, while 8% is comfortable. Frankly, sex with a regular condom is less enjoyable than wanking, about on a par with doing pushups. theyfit.co.uk has condoms sized both by length and girth, and so far as I know they are the only ones who do. They are only legally available to EU citizens, but a forwarding service can get around that for the US and Canada.
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Do these come in jackhammer?…most can’t take the friction. [hold gaze and smirk]
5h1t, I could say about anything with my killer hold gaze and smirk.
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“Heh. A depressing number of girls will bite on this.”
Ouch.
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[…] A Condom Conundrum: A Judgement Of Your Game […]
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[…] By CH […]
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Friday night bought a pack of junior mints. Similar situation with a cute cashier. She says ‘anything else?’, I say ‘nope’. She smiles and responds ‘right because just the junior mints do it. I like that.’ Caught off guard I smiled, got the change and cleared the scene.
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NEVER PASS UP THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET A NUMBER. Argh.
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Obviously this was a troll. If he hasn’t met her before, how does he know her age? If a true story he would have said mid 20s.
[CH: who cares if it was a troll? it provides a convenient springboard to discuss a hypothetical situation in which men could conceivably find themselves. the ch motto: make lemonade outta trolls.]
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Exactly when did I say I’d never met her before, pussy? Learn to read. I have talked to her before. Asked her to join me for lunch on her break an earlier time (no condom purchase at that time), and she said no. Another detail is I’ve shopped there for 5 years and for most of that time (before CH KNOWLedge) I had an LTR and never even tried to “cheat” (my former beta mentality) so she probably sees me as doing beta gaze violation of 3 second rule for 5 years.
As CH said, I did not add those details were because I wanted to learn from CH what I should do next time absent those details.
This site is to teach. There is a huge gap between CH’s understanding of things and most of the readers.
Lolzlolzlolz
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I fucking love this site. Literally, a collection of guys all on the same path of self-improvement, with similar goals and ambitions. It’s like a sports team, but better, more creative, more rewarding. How there are petty little arguments on here I have no idea, but the competition is good either way, keeps that masculine energy up
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STFU faggot
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Nah. Get fucked
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Not bad… registered a 6.5 on the Drollometer.
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Drollometer?
6.5 is shit on any meter. That passionate outburst is worth at least an 8
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Open one up and poke a hole in it. Then wink at her
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Heh.
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Say ” I only use these to hide the DNA evidence.”
Whorefinder classic rape!
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That’s not only hilarious, but if her IQ were >= 120, then it might actually work on her.
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Thought about it some more, and she might need an IQ >= 130. Probably would never happen in the local Walgreen’s, but if, say, you were a grad student in the library, and the condoms fell out of your backpack in front of a fellow grad student-ette, or if you were a lawyer driving a lawyer-ette to the airport and she opened the glove compartment and saw them, then you could definitely deliver that line with success.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Serious question, and don’t take the intellectually lazy route and dismiss me as some female troll. Who would you rather DATE: An unemployed broke chick with $200k in debt, or a woman making $150k? Both are 8.5HB. I am not talking about a ONS lay. We all know it would be moot. I am talking someone to be in a 3 year LTR once you get burnt out of sarging 24/7. It happens to the best of us, particularly as we get older and have better things to do than chase pointless pooosy.
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The woman who earns is better, but ideally you should fuck both while spending the money of the earning one.
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Correct answer.
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OK, I’ll bite, because it’s not even close. The $150,000 chick. I’ve dated girls who made 5 times my salary even in my pre-red pill days and dominance was not all that hard to sustain if you make it clear you have options and don’t take a bunch of shit. But yeah, $200,000 in debt indicates almost zero impulse control and thus completely unsuitable for anything other than a quick bang and see ya.
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Would you rather lose your right eye and left leg, or your left eye and right leg? Surely you want to get rid of them after getting burnt out working 24/7 so that you can go on disability.
Trollololol
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Gentlemen of the chateau, allow me…
Which one has the bigger tits?
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Greg Eliot for the win
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7.0 Got a verbal chuckle out of me.
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All seriousness aside, Hambu, you seem unable to think in three dimensions… why are those the only two choices?
Which would YOU rather date… a minimum wage gal with a heart of gold, simple tastes, and eyes only for you… who would just LOVE to bear your sons… or some $200K a year lawyer chick who wants to “put off” having a family and whose main tingles come from eviscerating men in the courtroom and whose clothes budget would feed a family of five?
They’re both HB8s… lzozlzozlzozlzolzozlozlzolzolzolzolzozlozlozlozlozlozl
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Yeah, yeah, I know… same answer: which one has the bigger tits.
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LOL’ed. But you’re correct in that the original was a trick question: To make $150k, she has to be a YouGoGrrrlll Careerist Femc*nt Witch – and probably in her mid- to late- 30s [having suffered through the torture of e.g. Undergrad, Medical School, Internship, Residency, and Fellowship]. Whereas the chick who is $200k in debt could be a smoking hawt 22yo Ivy League graduate with a completely worthless degree in Art History.
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yes big tits win alwayzzzzzlolzzzzzzzlolzzz
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An art history degree is not worthless you can speak with her about impressionism
You can start with:
I am totally impressed with impressionists, ‘specially with Pablo Picasso
Dude poetry is just awesome
“License my roving hands, and let them go,
Before, behind, between, above, below”
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Which one would you rather date?
The one with the big tits.
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A bit late to the party there, Rum ol’ boy.
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Some truths are so true, so fundamental, so important: it is never wrong to say them again.
Besides, a lot the kind of jokes that Drs tell each other has this punchline. It is an all purpose, all times and places kind of truth.
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A real doctor doesn’t say “tits”. He says “anterior subclavicular lipiduous processes.”
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I just want to clarify something. Is CH going to pay for a stay at home wife? Is he going to risk paying vaginamony for an ex-wife who is not capable of earning more than $8/hr as a cashier or waitress? Don’t be a coward, answer this, bro.
[CH: i’m not here to answer your questions, “bro”. now, this is what you’ll do. you’ll apologize for your impudence, and then you’ll get the fuck off this board. you reek of loser.]
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I think that he’s marrying up, financially speaking.
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Aw come on, wtf happened to the real heartiste? This is a down graded version of him, the old heartiste was cooler but ok,
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I smell faggot.
And it’s spelled f-e-m-i-n-i-s-t.
Spelling rape!
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CH would have paid for a stay-at-home wife in a different time under a different culture and legal regime. Saying that men have a natural instinct to provide for their women, and most women should (in an ideal world) rely on a man as their provider, is still true even though today’s legal and cultural regime mercilessly punishes men for following through with that instinct, making them less likely to do so.
It’s a feedback loop – men are punished for marrying and providing for their wives, so they don’t marry and don’t provide, so feminists tell their (increasingly fewer) daughters “don’t rely on a man for money,” so they gogrrrl/career first, ride the carousel, make themselves unmarriageable, which further reduces men’s incentive to marry, which ultimately reduces the number of offspring in a society, rinse/repeat until civilization collapses.
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This. Glad to see me and Greg are not the only white men here with a brain other than GBFM and the proprietors.
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Speaking of loops…In a nutshell, men in general are pissed that women have become sluts. Because grrl power. Ultimately, women should focus on being submissive, maintaining their shape, be virginal, marry, and have (white) children. As a result of women embracing these past traditions, men would be happier. Like the halycon days of the 1950’s…except the Kinsey and Masters/Johnson studies disproved this “golden era of docile women”. Men in part state that when women do go on the “cock carousel”, it’s because they have rejected their traditional role.
Now, who gives that cock to them? Men. Men, who are the moral superior to women, correct. Got to teach them right from wrong. Got to teach them to be feminine, not masculine. But, because men want poon SO bad, and get mightily pissed off when women refuse to give it up, they create ways to get them into bed. By hook or by crook, thanks to the PUA’s. Then (!), men bitterly complain when they got their poon, or were denied it because she gave it do some “alpha male”…whallah! SHE has now debased herself. Even though men, being the moral superior, used every trick in the book to fuck her. “Lesser value men” applaud the pussy-towing efforts of “higher value men” while simultaneously berating them for assisting in the break down of the “traditional” role of women. Furthermore, when religious folks state that sex outside of marriage is sinful, they are labeled “christ cucks”. When “higher value men” do want to finally settle down, they seek…you guessed it…a submissive, maintain their shape, and virginal woman…who rode that “cock carousel” because men…gave…into…her.
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Debate starting. If cuckservative question not asked it’s bullshit.
Supposedly using questions from facebook.
Everyone GOD DAMNED DUVKING KNOWS THATS THE ONLY ISSUE
fucktard cue card readers pissing me off already. Blonde is fit only for a bondage porn video.
Lol trump won in first second.
Fucking faggots can’t win even when they know the deal.
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Trump 1. Fsggogts zero
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Jesus fucking Christ. Put this blonde in hogtied dot com.
The negro affirmative action doctor has iq of about 90. Even for this the Jews can’t find one who reaches 100
Fuck this gay earth.
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FYI beta Jeb was indeed right wing as Florida governor.
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Lol he shut her up already. Bondage model is no match.
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All he had to say was that there is a war on white men to guarantee his nomination if they actually count the votes. Then explain why with Hearteasiab and principles and blow fucking faggot minds
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Also a good intro to ask where the condoms are.
“Uh, excuse me, Miss, can you tell me where the condoms are?”
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Re. the debate, and international relations questins — the alt-Right Manchurian candidate would say:
“I will deal with Iran or any middle eastern entity in ways that are good for American people. As to Russia, I an not interested in restarting the Cold War. The Russian president wants to secure a future for Russian people. I want to secure a future for American people. Those goals are not in conflict with each other. We can see eye to eye on this.”
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It’s fucking cow shit that a fat pig woman freak of a failure has made it so we don’t have CH live debate commentary on Twitter.
Debate is an Eskimo outrage.
Huckabee is the only one other than trump who is not a race cuck traitor. He’s been good.
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God question to make fun of us and highlight this faggots FATHERS fault of course, couldn’t have been his mother being as Rollo explains on his blog.
Duck this gay earth.
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I really really really want to see Donald Trump start punching out lefty reporters. Like I want him on Hardball and Chris Matthews tries a cheap shot and Trump just decks him. Live. On air. I swear his numbers would shoot up 15 points.
Trump comes across as a guy who would do that and who has done it. That’s my essence of alpha: when the alpha’s in the situation, he’s willing to just get into a physical brawl with you if it comes to it. He doesn’t want to, but he will go there. Even if he will lose, or lose badly, or even likely die, he will do it.
This is why Joe Pesci in Goodfellas and Casino was so freakin’ awesome. A tiny dude, unmuscular, not particularly striking to look at, but his ferocity just comes through—he is always ready to duke it out viciously, even against overhwhelming odds, and by any means necessary—when he closes the vice on the Irish guy’s head in Casino, it’s a just plain “wow” moment.
Pesci’s alphaness comes through, which makes it clear why the smarter but less alpha Robert DeNiro character can’t control him and the whole thing falls to shit. Heck, Pesci’s character even comments what a wuss DeNiro’s is for getting oneitis over a coked-up whore played by Sharon Stone—–clearly Pesci was the alpha there, and should have been in charge, or forced to leave.
Trump/Pesci 2016? We could do a shitload worse.
Trump/Pesci rape!
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LOL’ed. Some of those Pesci characters were really strongly Dark Triad psychopaths. The weird thing, though, was that weazly Eskimo accountant he played in Lethal Weapon [II, III, and apparently they even made a IV].
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Pesci has long lamented how he got typecast by his mob films—especially because of his shortness, which directors don’t hide, which gives off the inevitable Napoleon complex-humor/fearsomeness that stigmatizes him.
He’s a really good actor—the Lethal Weapon films highlight his excellent comedy, as did Home Alone (he was the head bad guy) and he did some really underrated work in The Super and The Good Shepherd.
Joe Pesci is probably akin to Gene Hackman or Steve Buscemi—a stupendous supporting actor who takes the supporting roles and steals the show.
Nerd movie rape! Trump/Pesci 2016!
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Leave us not forget “My Cousin Vinnie” and “Utes”.
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I’d love to see Joe Pesci in character at a press conference: “Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you only exist out here because of me!”
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“Hey, ya big Mick, what are you still doing here? I thought I told you go f@ck your mother!”
/bang, boom, pow… just once I wish I was big.
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lzozlozlzozlozlzzo awesome.
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buy condoms. ask with sly grin, “soooo… what are YOU doing tonight?” any response other than a bad response should be followed up with “let me get another box…….. just in case”
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Run back, hold up the line, and return with a few more boxes. When the cashier and possibly a few others show the slightest bit of consternation, exhale, seem just a little peeved at having to explain yourself, then exclaim happily: “What can I say? I love pussy!”
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Newbies do not understand. Asking for “What to do” is wrong. You cannot memorize what to do in any situation. It is all about mindset, frame control and especially attitude. More than anything, you have to have the right mindset, the “pussy is everywhere” sense. Newbies think too low, too dived in, too particular, too detailed. It is not what you say, it is who they think you are.
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Bogatul nu crede saracului, nici satulul flamandului.
in free translation:
Fake it till you make it. There is no other way.
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… besmirching the good name of VT with your spergery.
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bsps
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Spot the alpha.
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He established it from the first second by not raising his hand to pledge he won’t run as an independent, but he was given a clear opening to say that there is not a war on women (the super model panelist used those words in a question to him), but in fact war on white men, but he didn’t, which proves he is not truly free to speak real hard hitting realtalk.
Questions about police brutality. lzolzozlzl Give me a fucking break; he could have destroyed that.
I could give other examples.
Also, this is the white man’s party, or it should be. Can’t we have our own party? Yet 67% of the panel was Eskimo (complete with Eskimo horn rimmed glasses to signal it) or super-model cue card reader (who giggled and stammered throughout the entire night exactly the same as any 14 year old girl with her looks would have done), and about 80% of the facebook questions they used were from Africans, women, or Eskimos. The one they took from a white men was intended to make us look stupid — asking if they had literally received a message from God lately.
All of this proves that Fox News (as we already knew) is not a truly conservative alternative to CNN and the rest of the Eskimo leftist media.
Overall, the entire production/fiasco was an infuriating mess to any white man who gets what’s going on.
Trump called the “lenders” “killers” (the bailed out banks who poor them Trump filed for bankruptcy, which the lenders of course were NOT forced to do), but he did not make it clear what he was saying to the idiot sheep.
Either Trump or Huckabee (who did pretty well) could have truly been a hero and really moved the window into the range of reality. I know there is a TV delay but he could have put the Eskimo producers to the test, as follows:
When questioned about “the war on women” or “police brutality against blacks” and even using “black lives matter”, say this:
“Look, little girl, I’m going to talk right now to the white men of my nation and this is going to shock you. I’m going to to a test right now and we’ll see if the Jewish producers of this program will pull the plug or actually broadcast what I’m about to say. I know there is a TV time delay, so we’ll see if they let it run. What there has been, for 50 years in this country, is a hostile war on white men, woman, and you are clueless, so shut your mouth and listen. The problem with “police brutality” is that repeatedly 150 pound white officers are forced to defend themselves against attacks from violent 300 pound “gentle giants” who dindu nuffin’. And every person in this country damn well fucking knows it. The media is controlled by a leftist cabal organized to promote communism and destroy the white family, and it’s been doing that for 40 years, really ramping it up in the past 10 years. This is a party for white men; can we not have our own party? Every other group gets to have it’s own party: blacks, Jews, and women. A full on 90% of blacks vote Democrat. 90% of jews vote Democrat. 80% of all women and even 65% of all white women vote Democrat. Yet among white men, only 65% consistently vote Republican, yet you say white men are the racists and the problem? We are the only group with a pathological altrusim problem — 40% of white men, give or take, every election, vote against their own interests by voting for more taxes and welfare to feed the 8 illegitimate children of “single mother” black women who will likely grow up to be future criminals, or at best, also on welfare. While these fathers feel they cannot afford any children, or more than 2, if they are even lucky enough to have a wife, after the relentless anti-white man, anti-family message they have received their entire lives.
Every person in this country who is not retarded knows (it’s right on the internet) that 92% (92%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) of black children are born out of wedlock. That compares to only about 45% of white children, even today, after the relentless anti-marriage pro-divorce message our women have received by Jewish-controlled communist media for 40 years. The problem in the relationship between blacks and whites is that blacks on average have an IQ a standard deviation below the average white and Asian, about 80, and everyone who has lived in this world not under a rock knows it, and it’s scientifically proven for at least 30 years. The problem in the black community is violence and lack of impulse control. There is a thing called r selection, but I won’t get into the details here. I’m asking every American right now to google “r selection versus k selection AFricans”.
As far as a war on women, there is indeed a war on women, and it’s feminism, which attacks everything feminine and tells women that the only measure of success is male standards: be a CEO, be a fire fighter, be in the marines, work in an office during your child bearing years instead of being mothers and wives. Being a mother is the greatest thing a woman can do, yet feminism for 30 years has told our women not to want this, but instead to be “fierce” working in make-work jobs in an office.
If you want to talk about the pay gap, by the way, which is a myth, because the few women who do “equal work” do get equal pay, let’s talk about the death gap. 95% of all workplace deaths are suffered by men.
95%!!! (don’t interrupt me, woman; I’m not done). Men build this building where we are holding this mockery of an event, and the roads and cars that got us here, and the iphones and electricity and computers and running water and plumbing and every single other thing that makes modern life more comfortable.
Yet the white men of our nation, the bedrock who built this great nation, face nothing but mockery and hatred every minute of their waking lives, every single fucking place they go or look, both on TV, in movies, on the internet and in real life, in the office, and in the streets. Our women have been taught to see good, decent men who simply want to be fathers and husbands, as unattractive.
Our women have been taught to twerk it and ride a carousel of sex with a hundred men between the age of 18 and 34, their child bearing years, and to reject any man who suggests he might want a serious relationship and marriage prior to the age of 35.
A generation of Generation X women is getting ready to go, right now, from the age of 40 to 60 childless, never knowing the joy of being mothers and grandmothers.
You want to talk about my company’s 3 bankruptcies and how “lenders” got left out in the cold. I misspoke earlier when I called the “lenders” “killers” — indeed they are literally killers, responsible for tens of millions of deaths in wars fought because they needed to lend money at interest to weapons makers, and they needed all of the foreign wars to keep the money flowing. But even putting that aside, these “lenders” are the big banks, connected to the Rothschild private bank that is our “federal” reserve, and they got bailed out with tax payer money and/or they simply printed billions of dollars for themselves out of thin air and gave it to themselves. They are not missing out on one penny, you Jewish traitor to this nation, and even in 2009 right after the forced bailout, they had the audacity, the chutzpuh, if you will, to award their executives tens of million dollar bonuses even larger than what had been done in the prior decade, this with the taxpayers’ money.
I’m talking right now to every white man in this nation. This our party. The 40% of you who might vote Democrat are literally voting against your own interests and that of your children, wives, sisters, and future descendants, because you have been brainwashed. The blacks have their own party; even now they are only 13% of the nation despite breeding like rabbits and you having to feed and house their children with your tax dollars. Let them vote for the democrats. If you vote for the Democratic party, you are voting for blacks who hate you and don’t mind saying it, voting against your own nation.
The reason this has happened is that everybody else on this stage, except for Mike Huckabee perhaps, is what’s known as a cuckservative. Close your mouth, bitch — you’re not on your knees in my bedroom yet. That’s for later. When this supposedly conservative party supports things like importing a million African men a year while keeping out or making it very difficult for white Europeans to immigrate here, they are cuck race traitors. When they allow the jews to show in every movie, TV show and commercial, miscegenation, with our beautiful women of European descent always mating with Africans, that is being a traitor to this nation.
This nation was founded and made great by white patriots with brains and courage. We are entitled to a nation. Every other nation is. Israel for the Jews. Africa for the Africans. Japan for the Japanese. North American and Europe, white countries, for everyone else. Why?
I am telling every white man in this nation to start being a man. Stand up to our women; they need us to do that. They are craving our leadership. Google Chateau Heartiste and rational male and start reading, men. Our women will follow whoever sends the strongest message with the most conviction; history has proven that. Are you weaker than that whiny, effeminate Jew who sits in the cube next to you? Or will you join in taking back our nation so we can PROTECT our beautiful women and children and avoid the EXTINCTION that the left wants for us?
I’m out of here, baby. (to the blonde): come by my room by 11. The jet leaves at 6 AM tomorrow morning.
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That pose lol
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Here is an alpha, who has 7 kids: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2538236-philip-rivers-qa-qb-leads-with-gusto-as-chargers-face-uncertain-future?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial
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From the MAX MALE WALK post after comments closed:
Donna had been posting about how she had beaten a political effort to put a sewage treatment plant next door to her.
[CH: Even a defenseless woman can pass a shit test.]
No shit?
(It needed to be said.)
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