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The Cuckservative: A Trumped Definition

August 8, 2015 by CH

The cuckservative is the try-hard beta male who white knights for MegYn Kelly’s faire maiden honor as she slips red-faced off her seat in a pool of vagina juice after receiving a blast of Donald Trump’s alluring jerkboy sexism.

A more pitiable fool would be hard to find.

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  1. on August 8, 2015 at 3:50 pm The Cuckservative: A Trumped Definition | Neoreactive

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  2. on August 8, 2015 at 3:55 pm The Cuckservative: A Trumped Definition | Manosphere.com

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  3. on August 8, 2015 at 3:56 pm elmer

    Off-topic but as I near completion on my ebook I am getting very excited seeing what others have done in the genre. Here’s a great example :

    http://thoughtcatalog.com/book/wild-mama/

    When Carrie Visintainer became a mother at the age of thirty-three, she worried it was all over, that her adventurous life was done. World travel? Adios. Solo explorations in the mountains? Ciao. Creative outlets? She wondered, are diapers my new white canvas? Immersed in a whirlwind of sleeplessness and spit-up, she was madly in love with her new baby, yet also felt her adventurous spirit and core identity crumbling.

    So Carrie laced up her boots and set out on a soul-searching journey, with revelations near and far. Inside a local Walmart, she realized that new motherhood is like traveling to a foreign country, with a new vocabulary, unknowable customs, and extreme jetlag. Lying in a yurt in the Colorado forest, she came to terms with her postpartum depression. While sailing on a gullet off the coast of Turkey, she examined feelings of guilt about leaving her child in pursuit of adventure. And then, while perched in a handsome stranger’s motorcycle sidecar in the Mexican jungle, she found herself face-to-face with her central quandary: Domesticity vs. Wanderlust.

    Finally, she discovered she could—and should—have both.

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    • on August 8, 2015 at 4:12 pm elmer

      “Stephanie Yoder is a girl who can’t sit still! Since graduating college in 2007 she has either been traveling or planning to travel. She’s lived on four continents and visited everywhere from the Great Wall of China to the Great Barrier Reef. She now writes and travels full time, blogging about her adventures on Twenty-Something Travel. She also tweets. A lot.”

      My dad’s Great Aunt Isabelle traveled to Egypt in 1912 and gave him a dagger from that journey which he thought was really swell. He said Aunt Isabelle never married because men found her “haughty” and “intimidating”.

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  4. on August 8, 2015 at 4:06 pm Jack

    Hah. Erick Erickson is just a fatter, dumber Ross Douthat.

    He’s obviously trying to regain his former status as GOP quasi-kingmaker just before he’s jettisoned from redstate.com because he’s a dumb fat fuck.

    Trump’s candidacy, in any form, is dangerous to the GOP establishment, for which Erick Erickson has been a long time striver. Saying that Trump “crossed the line,” is fundamentally no different than using the progressive trope of eternal offense: “wow. just. wow.” Pretty laughable that he’s adopting leftist attack frames to squeeze out a guy who’s upending his rotting political party. It’s bound to backfire and actually increase Trump’s stature as the “crashing-the-gates” candidate.

    If the GOP were smart (hah), they would wholeheartedly embrace Trump as a Democrat convert to the Republican Party because it will make it safe for middle-of-the-road white Democrats to cross over, rather than trying to make the failing case for why they should vote for a GOP political legacy candidate (Romney, Bush, etc.)

    Cuckservatism is never rewarded though, neither by women, nor by voters at large.

    Trump just needs a writer to craft him some polished lines to uncork when he needs to put a bitch-on-the-make in her place, like:

    “Oh Megyn, if you were only half as clever as you are cute, you’d be working for me instead of slumming it at Fox News. Same goes for you, Bret Baier.”

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    • on August 9, 2015 at 2:08 am Glengarry

      “If the GOP were smart (hah), they would wholeheartedly embrace Trump as a Democrat convert to the Republican Party”

      Good point. Obviously, it will be lost on the GOP.

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  5. on August 8, 2015 at 4:15 pm ho

    This was the guy getting pissed over “cuckservative”. Any suprise that this would gore his ox?

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  6. on August 8, 2015 at 4:18 pm Sid

    Trump gets a question no tougher than what the other candidates got, and now he’s bitching about how “unfair” it was.

    [CH: it was an obvious unfair “gotcha” question designed to kneecap trump on a phony charge of misogyny, and totally sidestep any serious discussion. but trump handled it well. megYn got alpha’d.]

    Trump isn’t a tough guy, he’s a hysterical crybaby.

    [nah. he’s just riled up the cuckitariat, and they don’t like it.]

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    • on August 8, 2015 at 5:41 pm Sid

      Megyn Kelly has gone all out on her show against Blacks Behaving Badly. She defended the cops in Baltimore. She’s supported Kate’s Law. She has often mocked the War on Women. She might not be HBD Chick, but she’s someone a savvy politician with Trump’s views would try to court. Instead, he’s totally blowing it. Trump is whining about how the question wasn’t fair – that isn’t bemused mastery. That’s being pouty.

      Trump can be persuasive, within his own realm. He made a lot of money in New York real estate, which is no mean feat, but what is persuasive there is completely obnoxious in mainstream, national level politics. He doesn’t come off as a strong willed straight talker, he comes off as a whiny infant.

      There are waiters who know how to be “persuasive” enough to win huge tips from customers. That’s persuasion, but not the kind that would work in presidential politics. The same holds true for Trump. He might be able to be obnoxious and stubborn enough to get the biggest share he can when he’s negotiating real estate deals, but that same attitude means that hardly anyone will want anything to do with him should he get elected.

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    • on August 8, 2015 at 5:57 pm King

      He wasn’t “bitching about how ‘unfair’ it was.” He was re-framing the controversy to his advantage by using the enemy’s rules against them. Alinsky #4. Try to keep up.

      Trump “whines” for a purpose. When the deck is stacked against him, he doesn’t play. He doesn’t go running to the referee, as if there were one. His entire public life has demonstrated that..

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    • on August 8, 2015 at 8:03 pm whorefinder

      Andy Levy, is that you?

      Love “Red Eye” man but accept the Trump, man. Accept the Trump. He is.

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  7. on August 8, 2015 at 4:25 pm Socially Extinct

    Megyn Kelly and Donald Trump are both full of shit.

    Bring on the next cultural icon worth a damn.

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  8. on August 8, 2015 at 5:51 pm Beautiful Truths Ignored

    I’d argue that cuckservatives are defined by their desire to modify Political Correctness, rather than abolish it altogether.

    The danger with Trump is that he will make people think rude is the opposite of PC, and send the would-be recruits to the authentic opposition down the wrong path.

    PC does not mean polite. PC, the central construct of cultural Marxism, is a caste system, an ethnic pecking order. Those at the top cannot be criticized at all. Those in the middle can be criticized, but the criticism must be polite and restrained. For those at the bottom, criticism is mandatory and de-humanizing.

    PC Pecking order:
    Very Top – Ashkenazi Jews
    Middle – Blacks, Muslims etc.
    Very Bottom – White Protestants (The movie “Deliverance” is perfectly PC)

    The central construct of the controlled opposition (neocons, etc.) is alt-PC:
    Top – All Jews (including disproportionately non-Ashkenazi West Bank settlers)
    Middle – Whites
    Bottom – Blacks, Muslims (The writings of Lawrence Auster are perfectly alt-PC)

    Any non-Jew who supports PC is a cucktural Marxist, and any non-Jew who supports alt-PC is a cuckservative.

    The authentic opposition rejects the entire concept of a pecking order. When discussing ethnic identity, ethnic interests, and ethnic conflict, the authentic opposition applies an equal, polite criticism to all ethnic groups. Good examples of the authentic opposition include Kevin MacDonald, Matt Parrot and F. Roger Devlin.

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  9. on August 8, 2015 at 5:57 pm Irish Savant

    Am I an alpha supreme or what, but I fail to see that Trump administered a major put down to that manjawed bitch. He whined about her not being ‘nice’ or ‘fair’ to him, interspersed with a few ‘I’m sorrys’.

    Am I missing something here?

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  10. on August 8, 2015 at 6:10 pm Greg Eliot

    Sure, they’re all full of it… but Trump is scratching us where we itch:

    Wir wollen sehen, wie die Welt zum Teufel geht!

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    • on August 8, 2015 at 7:23 pm James Blonde

      Donald Trump is the white Donald Trump.

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  11. on August 8, 2015 at 6:45 pm jerk

    MegoGYNy = being against only one particular woman

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  12. on August 8, 2015 at 6:48 pm burke

    pile up all the faux establishment republican outrage over words out of a guy’s mouth, versus their outrage over continuing unnecessary rapes, murders, and demographic demolition, and then tell me again, erick erickson, who’s the clown

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  13. on August 8, 2015 at 7:26 pm The Cuckservative: A Trumped Definition | Reaction Times

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  14. on August 8, 2015 at 8:28 pm George

    Not many positive comments on her own Facebook page: https://m.facebook.com/MegynKelly/photos/a.1435328533396281.1073741828.1425464424382692/1600106656918467/?type=1&source=48

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  15. on August 8, 2015 at 9:03 pm Anon2

    Here is Daniel Foster, a pure cuckservative who writes for NRO :

    Trump will get a two-point bump for his “blood” remarks, because my theory is true: his base is the "Men’s Rights" crowd.

    — Daniel Foster (@DanFosterType) August 8, 2015

    He says Trump is bad because his base is the ‘Men’s Rights Crowd’. That alone is reason to oppose Trump, according to this faggot.

    1) Shitlib face? Check.
    2) Beta incel appearance? Check.
    3) Writes for NRO? Check.

    [CH: daniel foster: 100% grade A distilled pussy. and are those manboobs on him? the manboob tell. lol]

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    • on August 10, 2015 at 9:22 pm OSP

      Definite man-boobs

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  16. on August 8, 2015 at 9:20 pm Joshua Sinistar

    Oh, please. Megyno is about as much a maiden as a saloon girl. She climbed the Faux Newz ladder on her knees. She probably learned the business in the backseat of a producers loaner car while his wife was cheating on him.
    Lets face it, she’s nothing special, maybe 5 on the ritzer scale of the jet set before the makeup wizards paint her face. And she’s almost as old as the demographic of the TV viewer. You probably couldn’t really offend her unless you blew a load bareback in her dried up crack before the ink dried on her contract. She’s low rent dime a dozen nowhere. After Faux Newz starts tanking she’ll get the boot first and end up doing the weather on a local UHF station, and no one will ever remember her.

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    • on August 8, 2015 at 10:08 pm Captain Obvious

      I just found an interview with the FIRST husband: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2938070/I-wanted-wife-wanted-wife-Ex-husband-Megyn-Kelly-speaks-marriage-FOX-News-star-reveals-didn-t-CHEAT-bugged-hinted-did-air.html

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      • on August 9, 2015 at 5:04 pm corvinus

        I just found an interview with the FIRST husband:

        First husband: beta
        Megyn: alpha widow

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    • on August 9, 2015 at 12:38 am Anonymous

      That was a nice bit of evisceration there.

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    • on August 9, 2015 at 1:31 am Greg Eliot

      You probably couldn’t really offend her unless you blew a load bareback in her dried up crack before the ink dried on her contract.

      Now THAT’S a chateau-worthy shiv.

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  17. on August 9, 2015 at 6:48 am Hackett To Bits

    How do we evaluate Erick Erickson’s terrible affliction?

    Symptoms:

    – rapid retreat into apology for saying anything controversial

    – compulsion to polish the pedestals of frigid, self-regarding career grrrl lawyer/journo-bots in the hopes of winning their (sexless) approval

    – facial deformities, deposits of suet:

    Diagnosis:
    Micropenis Cuckservatus

    h/t: Dr. Root, guru to aspiring alphas everywhere

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    • on August 10, 2015 at 9:30 pm OSP

      Jesus fuck…
      He looks as if he could be !Yeb!’s son

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  18. on August 9, 2015 at 12:32 pm cptnemo2013

    Reblogged this on MGTOW 2.0.

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  19. on August 9, 2015 at 3:43 pm Just Saying

    The cuckservative is the try-hard beta male

    Saw that they all got together the next day patting themselves on the back without “The Donald” there – just like the Liberal Pansies do… I’m getting so tired of these yellow-bellied cuckservatives going tits-up all the time. Grow a frickin’ spine and be a man. Stop trying to be a useless liberal and be a man for once in your life…

    No wonder Trump won’t agree to back a useless wimp – what’s the difference between one liberal and a liberal-wanna-be? Zip…

    Had to download the debate so that I could see it – I was “busy” when it was on with something much more important – a little 20yo… Didn’t waste my time with the children’s debate with Fiorino – you drove a company into the ground with your “management” – we’ve had one useless pansy without any balls in the Whitehouse for 8 years – don’t need another ball-less wonder in there – either Fiorino or Clinton… Need a man to stop taking the shit and split some skulls…

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