…and the results cause the men to burst into tears.
Via his poasting career, one of the funniest stories I’ve read this year.
After all of the usual caveats (unemployed T levels higher than employed T levels, testosterone does not correlate with success, etc) and complete blackout of obvious confounding bix noody variables we get to the point:
It turns out that the gay Jew has the highest testosterone level at 274. The other four men are clustered around half of that (144)
“In general, the normal range in males is about 270 to 1070 ng/dL with an average level of 679 ng/dL. A normal male testosterone level peaks at about age 20, and then it slowly declines.”
144. Male shitlibs are LITERALLY low T manlets.
One thing that jumped out at me, though, was the longing for normalcy. The two of the three women wanted to be low testosterone and feminine. The (almost uniformly whiny) straight(ish) men wanted to be high T. Even in the heart of poz. As creeped out as I was by the entire segment, I managed to extract a tiny grain of hope.
Hope or not, though, after listening to this segment I needed to move leg day up to lift away the poz.
Biomechanics is God, and He rules over even self-deluding shitlibs.
Lift away the poz. gentlemen. Your balls will grow three sizes with every new 1 rep max at the squat rack. Then you can enjoy the whiny spectacle of a sniveling, sneering leftoid disingenuously snark about why you want White men to be more aggressive like black men.
Isn’t the fucking gummint trying to take away men’s TRT?
IMfuckingawesomeO, everyone should do what they can to spike levels to 1000. Fuck the median which includes your 80 year old gramps.
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The Jew’s domination in the state seems so assured that now not only can he call himself a Jew again, but he ruthlessly admits his ultimate national and political designs. A section of his race openly owns itself to be a foreign people, yet even here they lie. For while the Zionists try to make the rest of the world believe that the national consciousness of the Jew finds its satisfaction in the creation of a Palestinian state, the Jews again slyly dupe the dumb Goyim. It doesn’t even enter their heads to build up a Jewish state in Palestine for the purpose of living there; all they want is a central organization for their international world swindle, endowed with its own sovereign rights and removed from the intervention of other states: a haven for convicted scoundrels and a university for budding crooks.
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Odd that… I hear nothing but crickets from the corner where the usual suspects gather at the chateau.
Usually they'[re always at the ready to act the shill and apologist for YKW, and make snide remarks about taking meds and paranoia.
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A T level of anything under 300 is not healthy. Low t levels lead to bone loss and lack of stamina and overall immune issues. And of course leads to lack of muscle mass, weight gain, water retention, ect. A man should be around 600 to 800 in reality. Even the 400 range is low…
Stay away from the following at all vista if you have to low T levels – excess sugar, soy – NO SOY products ever! , eating with plastic ware, get sound sleep, eat lots of beef (grass fed preferably) and up the saturated fat intake (yes – it’s not as bad as has been told), drink or eat only organic milk and free range chicken, no processed meats, eat dark chocolate , drink hard liquors – beer is too processed. Hit the gym – do pull ups, squats, work on large muscle groups – this will all help….
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Good points.
Also, stay away from monogamy if you value your T.
High cortisol (stress) reduces T levels too. (related to your point about sleep)
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This is so true. When I’m stressed out, I barely feel like having sex, unless I get visual stimulation by seeing an attractive girl. Lol
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Would replace hard liquor with walnuts and cabbage.
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The thing about soy is a myth, dude. And ‘beer’ is not ‘too processed’ but contains phytoestrogens.
Also: really doubt organic makes any but placebo difference.
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[…] “This American Life” Shitlibs Get Their Testosterone Levels Tested […]
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[…] “This American Life” Shitlibs Get Their Testosterone Levels Tested […]
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“poz”, bro?
[CH: “poz” is what bug-chasing gay men call those who are HIV-positive. the term was co-opted by, i presume, MPCers, as a catch-all for shitlib culture depravity.]
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jesus
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Fuck me. I learn something new everyday. Most of it seems to be bad. Except for that video in the other thread with the SUV on the freeway in Ferguson. That was good news.
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“Fuck me. I learn something new everyday. Most of it seems to be bad”
Ain’t that the truth!
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I think it’s because shitlibism is like HIV for a nation. Not a threat in and of itself, but it annhiliates the culture’s ability to defend itself from even the feeblest of threats. (BLACK LIVES MATTER, immivasion etc)
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True. J ews are the HIV in our society.
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@ james1, my last comment today:
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I was thinking about the handful of non-White artists/creators that have advanced civilization in a positive direction. In each case it was because they had broken through the barrier of tribalism. There is a reason why Whites have almost single-handedly created the modern world, and it is that they do not have the shackles of collectivism burned into their DNA; That liberated condition is integral to the nature of invention.
Of course, half a century of ferocious brainwashing can take it’s toll, and most people of all cultures now believe that the petri dish of collaboration is the only way to do anything anymore. These are dark times in America, though there are a few bright corners here and there if you look hard enough. Hope is a terrible thing maybe, but the memory of my parents continues to be a bridge leading back to a better time, so giving up isn’t an option.
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Should also be used as an abbreviation for progressives.
“poz”gressives.
It’s a great way to eliminate any positive associations with the term progressive and the political label progressive.
[CH: i like it. excellent COPROP.]
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Now that I know what “poz” means, that’s hilarious. Cuck-servatives and Poz-gressives.
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It’s still a two-party system!
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Just registering my hilarity at ‘cuck-servative’ and ‘poz-gressive’
This thing writes itself!
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‘Poz’ bwahhahahaha
This site provides me fresh ammunition every damn day. Thank you, CH!
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Kai Risdahl is the only NPR host who sounds like he has any T.
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The only male host, that is.
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That’s a pretty important caveat right there. LOL’ed.
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Well he was a former Navy fighter pilot, so he should have some balls doing carrier take offs and landings. The guy is also a long distance runner as I recall.
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Didn’t know that but it totally makes sense. His voice has a cheeky masculine quality that sounds very incongruous on NPR. Maybe he fulfills their one virile straight male quota.
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AND THE “LOW T” LEVEL OF 270 (UNTIL RECENTLY, 330 BEFORE SOY-SOAKED MANLETS FORCED INSURANCE COMPANIES TO LOWER THE RANGE) IS ALREADY EXTREMELY MISLEADING.
ONCE YOU’RE IN THE 300’S, YOU’RE ONLY IN THE ‘NORMAL’ RANGE IF YOU’RE SATISFIED WITH THE LIBIDO OF A 90 YEAR OLD MAN.
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So the average male on a leftoid show has less than half the T of your average geezer knocking on death’s door.
Heh.
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Do you know of a similar chart showing [live] sperm count by age? If [live] sperm count correlates with T, then dudes shouldn’t have any problem siring chillunz right up until about age 75.
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I recently needed to have my sperm count checked. They told me I had sperm donor levels. Crazy high.
I’m 50.
Then again, I’m of Sicilian extract, from Brooklyn, U.S.A.
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My T count is so high, it’s my last initial.
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My T is so high, cows get wet when I visit a farm.
[CH: my T is so high canadians have banned me from visiting.]
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My T count is so high I have to wear a catheter bag…
[CH: my T is so high women synchronize their ovulation around me.]
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My T is so high I don’t have index fingers, just two ring fingers on each hand.
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Its pretty interesting that they even decided to publish this. Its like being LOW T signals liberal street cred.
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It’s how they’re checking their privilege.
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THAT’S IT! They have Low-P
Cuckservatives have Low-Privilege
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>Male shitlibs are LITERALLY low T manlets.
LOL
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Clicking through to the info it comes from their own radio show, and the guy talking sounds more faggoty than any faggot who ever faggoted.
Time to do some hatelifting, gentlemen. It’s a revolutionary act. Don’t believe me? Just look at this:
Yep, men who lift are more likely to have seen through the feminist BS. Which means they are “insecure”, you see. Oy vey, ze goyim must not be allowed to lift!
Ever wonder why the basics of lifting aren’t taught in physical ed? This is the healthiest form of exercise – just do short bursts of interval training for heart and lungs, then spend the rest of the time lifting to get a strong, healthy body. It even increases happiness as large muscles produce more of a protein called KAT which prevents the stress chemical kyrunenine from reaching the brain. Weight lifting has enormous benefits. So why aren’t the basics of lifting taught in physical ed?
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“workout supps cause underlying insecurity about one’s masculinity”
….. which NPR cleverly avoids by having no masculinity. Now serologically proven.
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Because girls are shit at it and en who are also shit at it would feel bad if the studs embarrassed them in gym class. Also, injuries.
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Yes, probably. But that could be avoided simply by using light dumbbells when the kids are taught the basics: bench press, shoulder press, squats, deadlifts, biceps curls…. Teach them how many reps in a set, and to wait 1-3 minutes between sets. To drink whey protein after training and why. To stretch afterward because the body is pressed together by the weights. You wouldn’t need heavy weights for this.
But – I’m sure the phys-ed teachers don’t know this themselves. All they have done their whole lives is cardio, that’s all they know. Run, jump, run and throw little balls. Female phys-ed teachers must be outright hostile to weight lifting, I’m pretty sure one teacher I had would have been. It’s too masculine no matter what weights you use. Even though both sexes can do it.
Likewise we never got to try fencing or archery. Which would actually have been much more sporty than many other things we did. Stand in line to jump over a piece of equipment, then go stand in line again – most of phys ed was meaningless. Studies show that you only get 7 minutes of actual exercise during phys ed.
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Oh man….that’s some shit!
Creatine’s got a variety of health benefits, as does L-carnitine. Hell, just in the carnitine family alone: ALCAR, PLCAR, LCLT!
My buddies would give me shit when I was loading with creatine back in the day and we would all lift together. One day, I overhead one of them telling another friend that my strength was markedly better than theirs.
I guess the author of the article does not know what the word “supplement” means!
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I guess the author of the article does not know what the word “supplement” means!
To get supple girls, use supplements
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What a work-out! I really bombed my pecs – I can already tell that tomorrow I’ll be feeling gender-role conflicted and insecure.
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Nice post, NPR are now officially the biggest poz faggots on Earth.
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PBS isn’t far behind.
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“Gender role conflict”
That is some slimy propaganda right there. Gotta say it….f’kn j ews.
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I do have to say that the gym industry is addled with steroid junky shits who promote useless supplements. It’s pathetic how all of it is about making money and none of it about health or looks. Sort of like the food industry designs addicting hedonic foods laden with sugar even if it costs the west billions each year in extra Healthcare benefits.
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Yeah, but what they are talking about here is whey protein and creatine. Whey is great for helping the muscles absorb energy. Even old people who don’t exercise at all benefit from drinking whey protein every day. It is truly a great find that no one could have ancitipated, but there is overwhelming proof for its benefit. I haven’t read as much about creatine, but I am sure it is equally beneficial, like mendozatorres says.
(I am sure you, Pwn, know this, I am just explaining for readers who might not be as well versed in lifting and supplements.)
What you can avoid if you like is mass gainer, but that is not some dangerous chemical, it’s just a mix of protein and carbs. You can load up on ordinary food instead, but mass gainer is not worse than ordinary food, and better than most of what people eat. It’s just a way to consume a lot of calories quickly. If you have to eat 3,000-3,500 calories a day for your lifting, you might want that.
So the article here is absurd, a way to scare people who don’t know anything about these supplements. They hear “supplements” and think “drugs”. It makes them feel better about not lifting themselves. “I just live an ordinary life and that makes me healthier!” (In fact, it’s not a normal life. Throughout our history we walked a lot, sprinted, and lifted heavy things. Weight lifting brings us back to a normal life.)
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It is hard to imagine what high school gym classes must be like these days. It must be some good material though. During the now-and-thens that i converse with high school age kids (boys not girls), i always try to fish out some descriptions of the social scene at school, but they generally don’t know what i’m getting at – hell i don’t know what i’m getting at – but the point being that their perspective would be interesting, to me – but they haven’t formed their perspective because it is all they know. They are just like, “yeah, high school, that’s what it is.”
There are a lot of kids around here, white ones, who are classically good-looking. The males still wear the same hair style that was popular in the 80s, which was what the older tough guys from the 70s wore, which was long. Classically long hair is a sign of health and strength, like good teeth.
There was the HS elective of weight training, which was took by most of the non-academically-aspiring athletes, and those otherwise good old boys. It required two tests, at the beginning and end of the semester, the bench press and the curl, 135 lbs and 65 lbs: one plate on the bench and then one 25 pounder on the preacher rack with the compound bar for the curl (did i get those terms right, maybe not). An acquaintance of my circle had the highest number of curls, something like 40 or 50. The guy was built like a freak, seeminly not muscled (at all) but a full two meters tall with freakishly short legs. We had seriously conflicting dominant personalites, and occassionally he would have to beat me down, to prove a point. One time he picked up a hardwood saddleback chair at the bottom of one its legs, … with one hand, and lifted it over his head. He could hardly dunk a basketball, but softball was another story. But i go into detail because he was a case study in how strength can be deceptive; he didn’t look well muscled but actually his muskies were twice average size.
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back when i was in school, gym class was mandatory for everyone. i’m not sure it is these days. as it’s unfair to all the fat kids and all.
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I’m a teacher in San Francisco (yes yes I’ll see myself out).
My school only requires gym for freshmen, and it provides a variety of opt-out alternatives, such as a weights-are-scary cardio class, or enrollment in any sport, including badminton and ping-pong. The majority of the gym teachers are also yoga instructors. The one and only refuge is the football team, which, as it should be, is run by a foul-mouthed former Marine who publicly shames anyone that fucks up.
[CH: badminton! lol so perfect.]
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That headline is more faggoty than any faggot who ever faggoted. Men who are secure in masculinity are likely to “feel gender role conflict” because of insecurity. Just like being a heterophile means we’re all secretly pillow-biters.
These people can’t stand the tits n tats crowd (which to them, I guess, is anyone who lifts or wears yoga pants that don’t look like the girl is wearing a diaper (take note bitches in whole foods, you look like you’re wearing depends under your lululomen)).
[CH: it’s just the usual leftoid bullshit project propaganda to undermine masculinity in men and to celebrate masculinity in women.]
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This is a comment worthy of whorefinder.
Be sure you add a “rape” afterwards to thoroughly confuse the masses.
Clone rape!
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Hey, if politics is linked to T levels, coming here might actually be good for your balls.
How to raise T:
Lift
Eat Fats
Sleep
Read CH
[CH: Likewise, listening to NPR (or really any Hivemind-approved media outlet) will cause your balls to shrivel up and die.]
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Oh man, this is a great thread.
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OT: But not really.
Met this girl on OKC, I’m 41, she is a cute 7+ thin and sexy 28…game/banter for a few messages, hooked, met for AM Bloody Marys a few days later (told her she was buying first round) In the first minute, I knew it was on. Pupils dilating when she met my gaze. She even let out an audible “uh…wow” and blushed after trying to get me to look away. Fast breathing, the whole deal. Her roommate was at home so drove her in my pickup to a secluded spot by the ocean and banged her in the back of my double-cab. She said at one point “thank god you aren’t a guy who drives a Prius”.
Two days later, she’s blowing up my phone and trying to get me to declare myself as needy. Laconic text ensues and I can tell she’s frustrated that I’m not like the other men she’s been with. She’s in a city about an hour South and I wasn’t up for the logistics of having her come up. I have a comfortable income so ended up booking a last minute room at one of the nicer hotels downtown. Told her to meet me in the hotel bar that night. She was compliant, sexy, submissive and kept the rest of the hotel floor up all night with her vocality. The next morning over coffee she was trying to figure out which of her girlfriends would make for a good threesome.
Text exchange a few hours after I checked out of the hotel:
Her: My body is sore and bruised in all the right places. Thank you for being a twisted, sexy, sick, and handsome asshole.
Her: You have completely shattered whatever semblance of niceness I had left in me for tolerating pussy dicks. I am forever grateful.
Me (an hour later): Who’s this?
…bubbly happy texting from her when she realizes what she has tapped into
After 15+ years of a married, polite, respectful, near-sexless drone male life, Heartiste, et al. has helped me reclaim my manhood, purpose, and pussy-slaying confidence. My balls are heavy again and it feels good.
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Here’s to you Johnny!
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Inspiration to all recovering beta’s. Read ch and rm and make happen.
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Welcome, welcome…
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Atta boy, Johnny! Inspiring to say the least.
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Her: My body is sore and bruised in all the right places. Thank you for being a twisted, sexy, sick, and handsome asshole.
Her: You have completely shattered whatever semblance of niceness I had left in me for tolerating pussy dicks. I am forever grateful.
Me (an hour later): Who’s this?
Ha, awesome
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JohnnySixpack,
Good on ya for the breakthrough.
Enjoying life with compliant, sexy women is the best revenge on the hivemind.
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Who’s this? hahahah that is the best!!
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5X5 StrongLifts Program is the simplest way to go, there is even a free app. Some fave supps are APE (http://tinyurl.com/q25nloc) and Nitraflex (http://tinyurl.com/nv53qbe).
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I disagree that weightlifting is the best way to go. There is no substitute for “work strength” which reflects in the hands and calves and the neck and middle, … more or less core strength, mostly in the hands and forearms. Weightlifting does not get that, but working with a shovel (or a hammer) does.
The other essential is biking and swimming, and running. All those things are such primary elemental things. Biking and swimming are challenging – on a machine and in the water – but engage the brain because of that. I don’t disagree that weight training has to be part of it, but realistically work strength to an intelligent man strength matters more, and also running and endurance is in no way secondary to muscle strength.
These different strengths reflect different strategies to Life, and each individual will want to emphasize his talent, but i would criticize the weight room muscleman for his narcissism and missing the big picture on what is most effective. It is well known around here that Army Rangers and other such weigh in around 165. Huge muscles are a liability, they have to be lagged around everywhere.
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* Edit (sorry but yeah)
I don’t disagree that weight training has to be part of it, but realistically to an intelligent man work strength matters more; and also running and endurance is in no way secondary to muscle strength.
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I recently discovered Landmine exercises and these are some of my new favorites for combining weightlifting with more practical “work strength”, without resorting to the masochism of a Crossfit experience.
That said, deadlifts and pullups, among others, develop good hand and forearm strength as well. Nor should we ignore the different physiological effects of heavy lifts compared to more endurance-based work such as shovels and hammers. I think you might be mentally conflating “weightlifting” with a caricatured juicy gym-bro who lifts in sunglasses.
[CH: i think there’s something to be said for “working class man strength”. You can’t beat the weight room for getting hyooge and feeling manlier, but gym guys tend to fall into routines doing the same exercises over and over, and this can lead to neglect of the smaller muscle groups and of general muscular endurance.
for instance, have you ever had an injury that sidelined you from doing any outdoor work or sports, but you still went to the gym to lift? so you were maxing out your deadlift, but missed three months of vigorous outdoor activity. when you returned, you played a game of tennis or pickup bball, only to find the next morning that muscles you didn’t know you had were really sore. this despite continuing to work out at the gym during your downtime.
working class man strength is like this… you just can’t substitute for getting your whole body moving and your hands in the dirt (or in a toolbox).]
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I agree with a lot of what you say. I have just ended my ‘avoid cardio’ phase and regard it as a mistake. I started running my good ol’ shuttles again and I can’t believe how misguided it was to just lift heavy and ‘let my body recover’ thereby neglecting running. Running is so important. Not necessarily the plodding jogger. But running sprints (more or less) is so good for you. The elasticity in your tendons, the coordinated full body work. It can’t be missed. Swimming as well though I don’t currently swim. I have to disagree with your comment that weightlifting doesn’t work out your core. If you’re talking about bodybuilding then I agree. But deads, squats, front squats, standing presses, pullups and powercleans with give you an iron core. They are direct core strengtheners.
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Why is it that ever since one of my posts was used as the topic of a blog entry, I’ve not been able to get a post out of moderation?
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Never mind.
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Ira Glass always fell into the “almost gay” category for me. As a married man he’s straight (As far as I can tell), but everything else about him is gay from his voice to his mannerisms. So it’s no surprise to me at all that he falls BELOW the lowest threshold for average T-levels. They didn’t mention what the women’s numbers were, but I wonder if the highest one came close to Ira’s.
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I listened to this show years ago and I think they edited out the women’s results. Because I distinctly remember that the one woman who ranked first among the girls, had higher T levels than the rest of the guys. They also gave out the women’s numbers too.
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Did you catch that the place they sent out their saliva samples for testing was “xyz Primate Research Center”?
LOL!
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My results:
1. lifting increases T, at least, based on my horniness / need-to-wank-it factor measurements.
2. 5×5 is best if you need to slowly ease into weights either because you are older than 35 or haven’t been lifting for a while.
The BEST free program I have found, though it is tougher than 5×5, is at MuscleHack.com – ignore the upsell that the guy does and follow his advice; it is the only program I have used that really blasted my arms in the right way for my biceps to grow. Do the 3 day program, eat 12oz or more of steak each day, be happy, healthy and horny. Combining this with hiking or other physical labor would be good also.
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In case you men don’t get it, discrimination against white males is official U.S. government law and policy.
Federal court holding: Compelling interest of United States Department of Transportation (DOT) in remedying past and present (imaginary) race and gender discrimination in award of highway construction contracts had strong basis in evidence, as required for DOT’s program, which was designed to benefit disadvantaged business entities (DBE), to survive strict scrutiny on equal protection challenge to DBE program in suit brought by highway fencing and guardrail contractor owned and controlled by Caucasian males; Congress heard expert testimony regarding chronic lack of wealth in minority communities and difficulties these business had in obtaining business loans and statistical evidence gathered through disparity studies showing under-utilization of minority- and women-owned businesses nationwide, (but congress did not consider IQ or aptitude facts), district court could take judicial notice that such evidence was presented to Congress, and report prepared by DOT’s expert who testified before Congress, which drew from 92 disparity studies covering 32 states, showed that 66% of studies indicated that DBEs were significantly under-utilized relative to their availability. U.S. Const. Amend. 14.
Midwest Fence Corp. v. United States Dep’t of Transp., 10 C 5627, 2015 WL 1396376 (N.D. Ill. 2015).
WHAT THAT MEANS IS:
The very same 14th Amendment that the evil communists use to make the “penumbras” of the first ten amendments, the Bill of Rights, applicable to the states, which was used by the communists to invent “substantive due process” to overrule the clear language of the U.S. Constitution when it suits their libtard policy goals (create fundamental right to contraceptives, abortion, and, now, gay marriage), is the very same 14th amendment that they use to justify official discrimination against white males backed by the force of the United States military.
Fuck this gay earth. When do we take back our country?
http://www.thisblogisdangerous.com
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If you’re interested in building muscle mass than the best way to do that is volume training. Body builders don’t get big using 5×5 or HIT routines. You want to look like a male fitness model or body builder, then train like them. They both lift weight for volume; but they don’t power lift. Power lifters are not big. Also, they eat carbs. None of this low carb sh*t.
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Also, they eat carbs. None of this low carb sh*t.
When you train a lot your body will use up anything. You might as well say that we could all eat 1,000 calories worth of ice cream every day, ’cause a body builder can do so and get fit.
You need to read up on why we say people should eat more fat and less carbs. And it’s not just about getting rid of body fat either. It is about being less tired, and having much better skin. To just name a few. Go to Mark’s Daily Apple and read there.
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1000 calories of ice cream does not meet your protein needs or your needs for essential fatty acids.
There is a difference in carbohydrates. Not all of them are created equal. Body builders eat carbs. Jesus Christ, that people are still pushing this anti-carb sh*t after the entire low carb / Atkins / Taubs science has been discredited is ridiculous.
Mark Sisson is a Paleo advocate. There is ALOT wrong with the Paleo dietary philosophy. And NO body builder uses it; and that includes natural ones.
Arbiter, you’re specialty is demonizing “eskimos”. Stick to that and forget exercise science.
Stick to your strengths. lol
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5×5 is good for building a baseline level of strength. If you go from being a couch potato to doing a bodybuilder’s routine you’ll just activate a stress response in your body and wind up plateauing very quickly and wondering why you’ve stalled.
If you’re starting from pathetic status (most people in the world who don’t work a physical job) then you should do something like 5×5 until you can move some real weight, then switch to a bodybuilder type routine to bulk up.
Source: being a skinny-ass dude who’s done both.
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The thing is that after some time lifting, you should know enough to create your own routines. Maybe I should become a personal trainer because I like designing my workouts.
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10×10 is great program. PL use it too. And LoL that PLs “don’t get big”
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5’4″ is big?
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Gear. not one white man in history got like that without gear, and lots of it.
don’t be a retard.
https://boldanddetermined.com/the-secret-to-gaining-muscle-part-ii-the-truth-about-steroids/
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I mean, I guess Tyrion Lannister is big. But the shredding is impressive. Like a white Freedom Williams. Has to be gear.
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I stopped listening to NPR for good 5 years ago after one too many broadcasts of This Yiddish Life. Plus there’s just a limit now on what I can take with giggling faggots and humorless dykes.
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Hahaha. This Yiddish Life. Such an appropriate title. Everyone on that show, acts like a neurotic, nebbish, self-deprecating Jew, including the ones that aren’t Jewish. I filled out a survey for the show years ago. I wrote the same thing in the additional comments box. I hope at least one of them read my comment.
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spend your energies sending hard hitting facts to the Eskimo owners of such things as Starbucks, such as during their “let’s talk about race” attempted attack on white men.
like this one:
http://www.amren.com/news/2014/11/theres-something-about-teutonics/
I guarant dam tee you that when somebody sends this stuff to MSM and big corporations through official channels, some Eskimo there reads it.
lzozlzozlzo
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OT “Drowned boyfriend of Annie Lennox’s daughter had string of alcohol convictions and was jailed for threats to kill plane crew”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3192612/Drowned-boyfriend-Annie-Lennox-s-daughter-string-alcohol-convictions-jailed-threats-kill-plane-crew-tragedy-partying-Andr-Balzas-s-estate.html
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I often wonder if the entire “eat less fat and protein” b.s. fed to us since the 1970s is really not just a mistake, but a calculated attempt by the left to weaken the populace to being mindless slaves.
Conspiracy theory rape!
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ok, here goes…breakfast rape!
Guvvy lied to you. again.
“In overweight individuals, skipping breakfast daily for 4 weeks leads to a reduction in body weight,”
enjoy your cereal, pudwhackers.
I’ve switched to intermittent fasting with fasted weight training awhile ago. BCAA’s will set you free.
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It was the result of Ancel Keys making it his pet project. He was in the American Heart Association, and he caught the eye of Procter & Gamble, who had just invented Crisco, the world’s first shortening entirely made of vegetable oil. So they promoted Ancel Keys’ false idea that fat=bad and carbs=good, because people would then want Crisco instead of butter.
Procter & Gamble made the “soap operas”, the radio shows aimed at housewives so they would hear P&G’s soap commercials. They inserted Crisco in the commercials too, with Ancel Keys as the Authority backing it. And it worked. Women started buying Crisco like crazy. And Ancel Keys became the go-to guy for the media when they wanted to quote an Authorty on diet habits.
And so here we are.
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You forgot about the sugar industry and the corn industry who loves Keys too. I loved that they got the American secretary for health to threaten the who over an anti-sugar report they wanted to publish. If it’s not clear the American government is bought and paid for.
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20th century obesity levels in the u.s. stayed more or less constant until the mid to late 70’s, when it started going up. and up and up and up….
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There’s actually a really fascinating segment in that episode where a pre op woman to man documents her experience with testosterone therapy and the ensuing changes to her psychology. I really wish every feminist would listen to that episode to see the stark differences between the sexes. I also wish they would do an episode where a man to woman takes estrogen and document those changes, as it would lay even more bare the biological polarities of the sexes.
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They’re not interested in the truth. They want to create an alternative reality because their current one sucks.
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As I entered my early 40s, I noticed some symptoms of lowering T: lower energy, lower motivation, stubborn weight gain, less libido, etc… About 6 months ago, I felt pretty miserable, I got myself tested and came in at 378 ng/dL (270- 1090 range).
That was unacceptable to me, so I started lifting heavy again on the 5/3/1 program, cut the sugars and bread out of my diet, & did a lot of research online about ways to naturally boost testosterone, and (in my opinion equally valuable) lower estrogen. About 4 months later, I got my levels to nearly 600 ng/dL.
I’ve lost some bodyfat & taken up a fighting sport since, so am looking forward to seeing if there are further improvements. My hope is to max out my natural production at an acceptable level & avoid getting on the TRT train for as long as possible.
600 ng/dL is nothing to brag about, but even at levels which are merely average, I am so much more active and and cheerful and horny than I was before. I am simply more alive. At my lowest levels, I felt pretty much dead inside.
I don’t know how those NPR guys go through the world at 144 ng/dL… I doubt that they can even get a boner, get angry, get excited, go for things they want, seduce a woman, push through resistance to achieve a goal, or any of the basic things that make a man’s life enjoyable. What a gray, depressing, neutered existence they must live.
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Neutered pretty much sums it up. Just take a good, long look at Chris Hayes.
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Is that Ellen DeGeneres?
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This sort of creature allegedly has the highest level of T?
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In his case, T is for tampon.
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Losing weight always makes me feel more aggressive, etc, whereas chubbing up makes me more passive and lowers my sex drive. I’ve read that fat cells produce estrogen, so it makes sense. The 144 ng/dL pajama boys on NPozR have so little drive or motivation that they’re just barely able to raise their voices to a soto voce whisper.
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The reference range of 270-1070 ng/dL refers to serum testosterone but they actually used a salivary testosterone test which is not only much less accurate but is also measured in a different unit and has different reference ranges.
Salivary testosterone is usually measured in pg/ml, serum testosterone in ng/dL
Depending on the test and lab the means for salivary testosterone are 50pg/ml for women and 150pg/ml for men
So sorry to say
[CH: why are you sorry to say?]
but their testosterone levels are probably completely normal.
[i’ll defer to commenters who have knowledge of this sort of thing. nevertheless, the really illuminating revelation is that these male npr shitlibs, despite their agitprop to the contrary, all hoped to have high T levels. even manlets want to be men.]
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The male levels are not normal. It has been 10 years since I took a saliva test, but I found a report online with pg/ml. The woman’s range is 6 – 49 pg/ml. Dudes should be 15x higher than women so if you go with women at 30 pg/ml, the guys should all be 450 at pg/ml and they are not. Saliva test for woman: https://www.labrix.com/SalivaryHormoneTesting
lab values expressed in ng/dl for women and men where you clearly see men are 10x-20x more T loaded than women.
http://www.healthcare.uiowa.edu/path_handbook/handbook/test1802.html
If anyone thinks these men are anything but weak ass mutherfuckers, then you need to shoot T. These guys are destroyers of civilization.
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Lesbians and aggressive women are more likely to have ring fingers that are longer than their index fingers. Index finger length reflects a person’s exposure to testosterone in the womb. So look at them hands as well as the titties.
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Leg-day the gay away!
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First comment ever, though I love this place.
That episode is over ten years old. It was actually kind of interesting, especially the story of the dyke who got T-injections and a dick bolted on. Not a lot of satisfaction oozing from her new self, and especially not from her girlfriend.
Yeah, they’re low T wimps. I’ve fought more doctors who don’t understand the role of T at all (one told me he wouldn’t even consider T replacement therapy for me until my cholesterol came down; when I pointed out that the only thing that went up when cholesterol came down in all those studies was morbidity, he just shelled up and wouldn’t talk at all), I’ve been low-T myself (despite lifting heavy, eating meat, fats, etc.) but T doubled almost overnight when I kicked my now ex-wife out of the house.
Still, the frickin’ show is ten years old. Hardly breaking news.
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I remember listening to this episode of This American Life years ago, not too long after it came out. This was way back when I was a young shitlib NPR nerd. So I was eager to listen to this 10 years later as a CH convert armed with the teachings of the manosphere. Listening to it now, I think they changed it, a la George Lucas style. If you listen to that segment, you will notice that the numbers for the women are conspicuously absent. But I remember hearing the women’s results ten years ago. The most remarkable thing about their results was that the show’s producer, Julie Snyder, not only had the highest T level out of the rest of the women…she had a higher number than most of the men! Part of the men’s angst had to do with the high powered woman-jaw and the gay Jew having higher testosterone than the manlets. I wouldn’t be surprised if they edited the show afterwards to save face and avoid total humiliation.
The rest of the show is worth listening because you get a real sense how testosterone drives a mans desire for women and in his accomplishments. There are two other stories where a man loses his mojo and he talks about his experiences without it. Then you see what happens to a woman when she decides to become a man and take hormones.
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ya but women love bastards
cuck-ed
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I can’t listen. That soft, smarmy NPR voice is unbearable. Who the hell talks like that? Its like they have their own shitlib accent, cadence and timbre and they all do it. Its the hippy teacher from Beavis and Butthead trying trying to sound radio smoove.
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> “Its like they have their own shitlib accent, cadence and timbre and they all do it.” ——— WELCOME TO THE GRAMSCIAN COCOON OF ANTI-REALITY.
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Women’s Caucus of the Modern Language Association
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Agreed. For a very short while, I listened to NPR, and the syntax irritated me. They said stuff like, “No milquetoast he, Mister Hayes found that …”
I need a good podcast. Any recs?
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Cause of Homosexuality: The Cure for Homosexual Feelings
http://roymasters.blogspot.com/2007/05/cause-of-homosexuality-cure-for.html
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lol, I knew that was coming…
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“recs”? Using Valley Girl word-shortening parlance? I’ve only heard that technique used by women.
Strapon… no logophile, he… lzozlzolzolzolzolzolzolozlozolozozl.
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You’ve never heard “letter of rec”? Just how ancient are you?
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I’d like to point out that this isn’t the first time CH has called out Shitlib High Priest Ira Glass on his mewling, manlet mannerisms. Years ago CH wrote about a trend involving SWPLs (predecessors to SJWs and Shitlibs) adopting rescue pit bulls. CH thoroughly dismissed their selfish intentions as nothing more than a savior complex gone sideways.
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2013/02/10/pasty-spotted-ass-chipmunk-cheeked-herbling-swpls-and-pitbulls/
Well, guess owns one and then did a story about how disastrous it has been for him. Not only does Glass’ pit bull, Piney, ruin his social life by attacking visitors, but the damn thing has attacks him and his wife regularly. On top of that he has to buy exotic food, like kangaroo meat because Piney gets allergies. The dog also gets prescribed Valium by the vet. Glass puts up with it on account of his wife, and with the help of some monster sized hamster pellets.
http://m.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/480/animal-sacrifice
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“Then you can enjoy the whiny spectacle of a sniveling, sneering leftoid disingenuously snark about why you want White men to be more aggressive like black men.”
That’s easy. We’re going to have to kick their asses soon.
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Well the Silly Swedes seem to be running out of time for that, the blacks are getting their retaliation in first.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3193402/Two-asylum-seekers-arrested-stabbing-death-mother-son-shopping-flatpack-furniture-Swedish-IKEA.html
As usual it took days, even for impertinent prodnoses like me, to get any clue as to the “cultural” background of the murderers. Which instantly led literally everyone I know (over the age of about sixteen, that is) to guess. Correctly.
BBC should realise the jig is up and stop dissembling over who the hostiles are, if even prole cretins like me and my social circle are ahead of the curve on this at last.
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[…] public radio station (Government left wing propaganda station) had its staff testosterone levels tested. They all came out pathologically low, the highest being a gay New York Jew who […]
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[…] public radio station (Government left wing propaganda station) had its staff testosterone levels tested. They all came out pathologically low, the highest being a gay New York Jew who […]
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NPR makes for decent preworkout listening on the way into the gym. I like to work up a good killing rage before I lift.
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I find THAT level of anger a bit enervating…
Pre-workout, I just look in my wife’s shoe rack, for the right level of piss-offedness.
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my t levels are so high i get mistaken for paula broadwell
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[…] American Life are low-T shitlibs. […]
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