Commenter Dr Giggles passes along a funny real-life confirmation of the CH observation that pit bulls have become a save-a-thug-dog accessory for SWPLs who just can’t stop status whoring by redirecting their overcharged altruistic impulse past fellow badwhites (and the dogs preferred by badwhites, such as labs) and onto blacks and the dogs most resembling blacks in scowl and tendency to spontaneous violence.
I’d like to point out that this isn’t the first time CH has called out Shitlib High Priest Ira Glass on his mewling, manlet mannerisms. Years ago CH wrote about a trend involving SWPLs (predecessors to SJWs and Shitlibs) adopting rescue pit bulls. CH thoroughly dismissed their selfish intentions as nothing more than a savior complex gone sideways.
Well, guess who owns one and then did a story about how disastrous it has been for him? Not only does Glass’ pit bull, Piney, ruin his social life by attacking visitors, but the damn thing attacks him and his wife regularly. On top of that he has to buy exotic food, like kangaroo meat because Piney gets allergies. The dog also gets prescribed Valium by the vet. Glass puts up with it on account of his wife, and with the help of some monster sized hamster pellets.
http://m.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/480/animal-sacrifice
A part of me would love it if more SWPLs adopted rescue pit bulls and had their faces torn off in the middle of the night because their pit bulls inexplicably went on unprovoked chomp-outs. But then there are the SWPL kids, innocent bystanders to their parents’ warped delusions about the world and need to preen for other SWPLs by taking on dog cuck projects, with whom one must sympathize. Pit bulls are known to have a real taste for yummy infant meat.
Predictably, after the shitlib gets his face eaten off, he’ll blame dog discrimination and his knapsack of white dog owner privilege, and say that although he was disappointed in his pit bull, Flaytavious, more needs to be done to lift this misunderstood breed out of poverty and hopelessness.
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hosswire adds a comment about dog breeds so full of shitlib pants-wetting implications for humanity that it’s a wonder the Ministry of Hateful Anti-Hate Censorship didn’t flag it for “disappearance”.
Before 1835, the most vicious dog breed around was probably the Bulldog. It was bred to fight, or bait, bulls for entertainment. With an aggressive temperament, underslung jaw and thick neck, it attacked bulls in a ring, latching its teeth onto the bull’s nose and hanging on until the bull collapsed.
Once bull-baiting was outlawed in the UK, some called for the eradication of the breed. Instead, breeders deliberately bred the aggressiveness out of the breed, selecting the most gentle and calm specimens and eliminating the rest. Today, the English Bulldog is a pretty safe choice for a family pet.
The same thing could happen with pit bulls, if breeders and owners chose to do it. But it’s unlikely, as long as people continue to deny that it is inherently aggressive to start with.
The first step in progress is to stop telling lies. The rest of the steps are a piece of cake after that first step.
Next time someone defends pit bulls ask them about dog bite statistics.
They will say pit bulls are not even in the top ten.
Then bring out the shiv with fatal dog bite statistics: 66% are pit bulls despite being banned in many places and making up less than 10% of the canine population (sounds similar to something else) #pitbullivesmatter
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Let’s not forget who is the real victim here.
To get off joke mode, the pitbull was bred by people.
If you don’t like dogs, from the shih-tsu to the pitbull to the ovcharka to the lab, well they have been bred to be your best friend for ten-thousand years, so who is the guilty party. Anyone who dislikes dogs (of any sort), get tied in a sack and jump in a lake.
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Wod up muh nigga. Fuk wit dem dawgs, you fuck wit me!
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Not I. I am not the guilty party. I had nothing to do with it. I did not ask for or consent to that, just like I did not ask for about 15,000 other retarded things my ancestors did, such as bringing Africans to this continent. WTF were they thinking?
There are far too many dogs in United States’ cities, where they do not belong. And pit bulls are especially bad, of course. Where I live, a lot of retards (half are SJW preeners like CH identifies, and the other half are 19 year old brown boys who think their dog makes them tougher) have them, thereby putting me, my children, and my dog in danger twice each day when we walk my dog.
I’m a dog owner, but if all dogs disappeared from United States concrete jungles tomorrow, that would be better than the current situation. In rural areas, of course, a good dog provides a useful function — home protection, and the dog gets to enjoy grass and fields.
Now is not the time to worry about dogs. Your comment belongs in 1992. Things are serious now. Soon this blog will be deleted and white men already have no first amendment rights of free speech, religion, or assembly, and the media has turned upside down in its role as a defender against government’s natural slide toward communism, being the leading voice of communism and the anti-white, anti-property, anti-family agenda, as we all know. So the left has destroyed the First Amendment, the first step towards tyranny.
Amendment I: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
Tell me, please, which of these rights is still afforded straight white men today.
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Anyone who dislikes dogs (of any sort), get tied in a sack and jump in a lake.
You can’t be fucking serious. So anyone who doesn’t like heroin of any brand, go kill yourself? Anyone who doesn’t like whatever is made by humans, any humans in any place or time, go kill yourself?
With that logic you are the one unfit to live. Go jump in a lake. Drown. Do the world a favor.
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You can’t be fucking serious. So anyone who doesn’t like heroin of any brand, go kill yourself? Anyone who doesn’t like whatever is made by humans, any humans in any place or time, go kill yourself?
That is an error of category, and you fancy yourself a philosopher? Get real.
Ok here is a clue. Dogs are alive, heroine is not. You don’t know shit about dogs, you don’t much about life, you talk on everything as if you have the answer? grow up. The jews the jews the jews blah blah blah, get back with some experience, or otherwise STFU with your endless tediousness.
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@elkman
It’s a dog, not a person. There is no concept of “victim” when it comes to animals.
http://www.dogsbite.org/dangerous-dogs-pit-bull-owners.php
What is important is whether this breed should continue as it is, or not. If you can breed the aggression out of it, great. If not, it has to be exterminated.
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Where my wife comes from they eat dogs.
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“Anyone who dislikes dogs (of any sort), get tied in a sack and jump in a lake.”
It’s typical of dog worshipers to wish death on anyone who doesn’t also worship dogs. Dogs are akin to blacks in that they’re filthy, hostile, and violent, and yet I as a human am not allowed to summarily kill them on sight because people like you, a dog/black worshiper, would put me in prison. Please kill yourself, thx.
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“Dogs are akin to blacks in that they’re filthy, hostile, and violent, ”
It is as good a litmus test as any. If you spout such things about these great animals, us normal humans know why we demote you to a subhuman.
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…If you spout such things about these great animals, us normal humans know why we demote you to a subhuman…
Muslims think dogs are filthy animals…
just sayin’
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Elkman, you beastophile. Let your dog-horny hysteria settle then post.
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It’s typical of dog worshipers to wish death on anyone who doesn’t also worship dogs. Dogs are akin to blacks in that they’re filthy, hostile, and violent, and yet I as a human am not allowed to summarily kill them on sight because people like you, a dog/black worshiper, would put me in prison.
If you ever post here again, i’m gonna hafta kill ya!
But on the real, you miss the point on dogs: they are our co-evolutionists.
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Why the hell did you have to post that picture? But i enjoyed this thread, and hope you all did too.
It seems that we have no resolution no the question of pit bulls aka mean dogs. My views have been knocked a little bit to the left, by the feminists here! joking, haha.
Dogs who attack children have to be put down, absolutely – only a fool will argue against that. And there is some meanness in that conglomeration of breeds that has to do with the ghetto and this loser society, that is selecting for recklessness and viciousness – and Kill Them All.
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66% are pit bulls despite being banned in many places and making up less than 10% of the canine population (sounds similar to something else)
Exactly. And not only that, these land sharks will attack without warning. Normal dogs will usually growl and crouch and show when they feel threatened so you can get away. But these psychotic dogs will go from zero to murder in an instant. They are especially fond of attacking children, because the children’s faces are close to them, so they are easy to disfigure.
Go to Google Images and search for pitbull attacks children. Then have a look at Elkman and shitlibs who defend the presence of land sharks in our midst. What do you think should be done to these people, who are okay with children being killed and maimed as the price for keeping land sharks around?
I get an image in my mind of Woola rushing in and Tars Tarkas shouting, “Who is to blame for this?” And then they strapped Sola to a rock and branded her. Seems about right. And that was a fuzzy funny six-legged calot, not a land shark.
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Heh, heh… land sharks indeed…
Coming soon to SyFy: PITNADO – Dog Days Of Summer
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What I fail to understand is what have these shitlibs got to save the blacks and the pitbulls and the other harmful shit for. Why? What could motivate a person to save EVERYTHING that seeks to destroy him?
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Because blacks use pitbulls, therefore pitbulls are bad. How stupid are you?
I haven’t defended living with blacks, so you are using a strawman, because you can’t handle a strong dog, because you are not a strong man.
What is next, you want to ban guns. You are a one-sided-minded child.
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For the record, Arbiter, i would like not to feud with you.
Don’t mis-characterize what i have said: i like dogs of all sorts: pit-bulls are not the problem: the people who raise them are.
It ain’t that complicated. If you want to get rid of bit bulls, then in the interests of moral consistency, advocate for getting rid of all dangerous domesticate animals, … they ain’t just pitbulls. “Pitbulls” has become a stand-in for dangerous dog breeds, but really there are a hundred of those, … and it’s not the dog! You don’t see the dog’s perspective then you are a un-empathetic asshole and STFU.
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@Elkman
If it’s a gun that has a tendency to spontaneously fire at any person in the vicinity, then absolutely it should be banned. Again, this is animal, not an inanimate object, nor a human being with free will. If it is a benefit, we keep it, if a major liability, we must exterminate the entire breed.
That simple.
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But these psychotic dogs will go from zero to murder in an instant. They are especially fond of attacking children, because the children’s faces are close to them, so they are easy to disfigure.
All dogs are more likely to attack children, for that reason. If “pit bulls” is meant as a stand-in for psychotic breeds, well of course no one wants them, … i don’t know what the issue of contention is at this point.
Plenty of mean big-ass dogs are bred to kill, and if you don’t like them you are a pussy.
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Do a quick google and check out some stats about bites…
Jeez, Louise, it’s not even a debate… pit bulls are just downright unreliable, and unless you can guarantee that people will start “raising them right”, well… sadly, there’s really no alternative but to give them a wide berth.
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I’ve never called for banning a Heartisteian – not even Synagogue Masturbator or The Synagogue Within – but this Elkman miscreant needs to go. I have not yet been attacked by pitbull, but I’ve had them lunge to within a few feet of me, and the moment one touches me, I’ll put it down [with a 12 gauge shotgun], and if I hear even the slightest peep out of its owner, I’ll put down the owner, as well. And if it’s not me, but rather a child who is attacked by the pitbull, then the owner AUTOMATICALLY goes down with the ship – I won’t even need to hear a peep out of it – I’ll hunt down the owner and butcher it.
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I do not own any firearms but if a vicious dog ever attacked me again ( I was once attacked for NO f*ckin reason when I was 15 years old ) and I happened to have some weapon – knife, baseball bat, hammer, screw driver, whatever – I would kill the dog and if the owner tried to stop me I would seriously injure the owner.
This is self defense, self preservation and totally justified.
F*ck you very much.
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Captain Obvious is an ass-kissing clone and un-original. Agree agree agree with CH that’s all you do.
Try being interesting – but you don’t have it in ya.
I won this thread and everyone knows it.
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I have a pitbull BECAUSE they are scary and dangerous. I know for a fat that the miscreant kids on my block are afraid of my dog and I love that – It makes them way less likely to burglarize my house, and everybody crosses the street when I am walking him.
I don’t give a shit that some male feminist can’t control his dog and his friends and family pay the price. Should I also give up my guns because somebody’s retarded kid kills them self with one?
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Should I also give up my guns because somebody’s retarded kid kills them self with one?
Arguing from false analogy. Guns have no agency. They cannot, of their own volition, harm anyone. Pit bulls do have agency. They can (and often do) attack people for no good reason, and do so at a far higher rate than any other breed. And there is copious evidence that this behavior is genetically determined. After all, these dogs were bred to be as vicious as possible over a period of centuries.
If you need a guard dog, there are other choices besides the pit bull that are just as effective, and yet far less unpredictable, such as the rottweiler or the German shepherd.
I maintain, and always will maintain, that pit bulls are for small-dicked, repressed homos with something to prove. Until, that is, said homos get thrown in prison and the SJWs adopt them.
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A Dogo Argentino would eat ten of your little pitbulls for lunch. Unfortunately, they are so fucking savage that they have been banned in many countries. Still they are not nearly as uncontrollable as pitbulls.
Must be because those fag feminists in Argentina can’t control them.
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I was into boar hunting back in the day, and I almost imported a Dogo Argentino… but the costs were prohibitive at the time, and not having experience with the breed, I didn’t want to gamble.
But to this day, they look like an admirable breed to my eye.
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Rottweilers predictable? Lolz.
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@greg. Are you familiar with Plott Hounds? My dog of choice for big game hunting. Fearless, tireless hunting machines with a wonderful temperament around humans, particularly children. I only have one now and he lives in the house with my wife and infant son. Despite being more than capable of attacking both bear and boar (and racoons, squirrels, etc.), I don’t hesitate for a second to leave him and sonny boy alone in same room together. In fact, ever since we brought sonny boy home, the Plott has adjusted his sleeping habits to wait by and watch over the boy while he sleeps.
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You forgot the part about pit bull owners being secret homos who can’t get laid.
Watching you whine and cry is embarrassing. Yes, pitbulls are dangerous. Children should definitely be kept away. They aren’t illegal and can serve useful purposes, such as hog culling and yes, guarding. You can cover your eyes if you feel like you’re gonna cry.
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tombreck2: “Then bring out the shiv with fatal dog bite statistics: 66% are pit bulls…”
I’d be happy to bring that out, if there is a place that confirms that statistic. You have a link to a credible source? Because pit advocates are sure to break out their own BS sources. I keep hearing them claim pit bulls are no more likely to bite than other dogs. A link to a CDC Web site or something like that would be great.
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Dude! Google is your friend… in about thirty seconds you’d have enough studies and “debate ammo” for the next 100 years.
This was from the very first link given – AmCan data from 1982 to 2014:
http://www.dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-study-dog-attacks-and-maimings-merritt-clifton.php
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I can’t reply directly to Greg Eliot for some reason, but the source you cited isn’t credible — which is what I asked for. I’m looking for official government stats. This site’s chart says they compile them from “press accounts.”
Google is not your friend when it throws out a bunch of partisan pro and con sites. I want real stats — specifically the source for the 66 percent number. If this was going to be in a newspaper article (circa 1995 — when newspapers were good) what would be a real source an editor would accept?
Anyway, the description of the Web site you liked to is: “DogsBite.org is a public education website about dangerous dog breeds, chiefly pit bulls. We are the primary 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization dedicated to putting the safety of humans before dogs and the principle source of information on this topic that is not owned, controlled, or funded by dog breeders, dog advocacy, veterinarian or animal welfare groups. We do not receive government or corporate funding; we rely on donations from the public and our supporters — people like you.”
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Are you saying the stats they cite are bogus?
If that’s your claim, the burden of proof is on you. They didn’t do the study, they cited it.
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I’m not against you all on this argument, but on the otherhand – you all are arguing from the position of a “good society”, which is liberal bullshit. It ain’t pitbulls that is the problem (this ain’t difficult math), they are bred to do what they do.
Fine, get rid of all Dangerous things, all dangerous dogs!, get rid of weapons, get rid of technology! what kind of feminist bullshit is that, but that is what you are advocating? you take your frustration on a dog? bullshit. The dogs are not the problem.
The living arrangement they are born and bred in, uh, duh, might not that might be suspect, or is that too fucking difficult of a leap?
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Why such a boner for pit bulls? People are allowed to own exotic pets of all types, some more dangerous than UNtrained pit bulls, some less dangerous than UNtrained pit bulls. But if that animal attacks me, I shouldn’t be made to feel bad about killing it, or have to prove that I thought my life was in danger. I love dogs and hate that people can’t train them which results in violent attacks that leads to the dogs being put down. German shepherds are probably the best guard dogs, but they require time and money to be trained properly. It seems that minority populations in this country believe that viciousness is all that’s required in a guard dog, so they go the cheapest route to that end. Mainly, the shelters are full of them, so they’re practically free. Maybe I’m wrong. This ‘issue’ though is below the gay marriage ‘issue’ at this point in time. There are far larger issues we need to consider. In short, stop being a mewling pussy about a fucking particular breed of dog.
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“The same thing could happen with Negroes, if breeders and owners chose to do it. But it’s unlikely, as long as people continue to deny that they are inherently aggressive to start with.”
Fixed.
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My other reply is in mod. Basically, pit bulls are for poor minorities who believe ferocity is the only trait necessary for a dog to be a good guard. The fact that they’re practically free from the shelter is a huge plus. No thousands of dollars or hours of personal time to train it, like a German Shepherd. Morons. Putting citizens at risk.
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No dog is going to respect a shitlib manlet with a 144 test reading, it’s just that when a pitbull doesn’t respect you it’s dangerous.
The idea of any dog attacking me more than once is hilarious. This reminds me of the ‘man’ that was trapped in his bathroom by his CAT and forced to call 911.
Pathetic
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true. showing dominance will often prevent a dog from attacking you but that doesn’t mean it won’t attack someone else. most dog attacks aren’t going to be aggressive towards their dominant owner. duh.
victims of dog attacks are usually non-dominant children, elderly people, or women who rub the dog the wrong way. or a third party who the pitbull perceives as a threat. like a kid who is wrestling with your kid all in fun and the dog thinks it needs to protect. had a buddy with one who got sued by a family for that happening. pitbulls are a huge liability.
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pitbulls are a huge liability.
Reflected in insurance market, many insurers will not write a renter or HO liability policy if you own pit bulls or rottweilers.
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victims of dog attacks are usually non-dominant children, elderly people, or women who rub the dog the wrong way.
Search Google Images for “Pitbull attacks children”. Disturbing images. (Wrote this also up-thread, but stuck in moderation.)
I would support the extermination of pitbulls. It would only be a plus for society, no minus whatsoever. And if you tell a leftist this, he will react as if you suggested a Holocaust™. Revealing that the pitbulls are, indeed, stand-ins for non-Whites in their minds, no matter what they say.
You can even find journalistic scribbles online about “dog racism” – those who adopt dogs are less likely to adopt a dog with black fur. Of course! We like living creatures to be light, it is a deep instinct to see that as healthy, alive, young. Because hair and skin darken with old age and chronic disease. Also, dark fur looks bad on furniture, and you can’t see the animal’s eyes as well. And what is black reminds us of the night, which is depressing.
Speaking of adopting dogs, there’s this sentence in a leftoid woman’s story about herself: “I also have a dog, not a mutt but that’s okay because it’s a rescue.”
So purebred dogs are bad. Dog races must be mixed and destroyed. Except pitbulls of course, which must be kept in their pure, murderous state to terrorize people. Leftoids are sick.
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A preference for mutts is actually sensible as they are generally the healthiest and best adjusted dogs.
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A 20-pound cat with its claws is going to get in a vicious slash, or two. Who here has actually ever killed something that size, with his bare hands, sans weapon.
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Cats are easily the most difficult to kill animal I’ve come across. As a trapper I’ve killed a large variety of animals, but the common cat is definitely the toughest.
[CH: housecats are incredibly strong for their size. and quick. that’s why they’re such effective predators. (and why the cat lady-driven explosion of housecats is so bad for the native songbird population.)]
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There was recently some brouhaha on facebook because some chick killed some feral cat. And I’m not talking about that stupid fucking lion.
People care more about feral cats than they do people of the wrong skin color
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A 20-pound cat with its claws is going to get in a vicious slash, or two.
Elkman is on a crusade to defend the pitbull, I see. Using the same red herrings as leftoids use when defending Black crime. “But Group X has also committed crime! So all groups are equal!” With no mention of proportions. And you think that works here, Elkman? Really?
Let’s hear it Elkman, have you owned or do you own a pitbull yourself? Do you expose people to that danger for your own selfish reasons?
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and why the cat lady-driven explosion of housecats is so bad for the native songbird population
Not if you feed them right, and keep them indoors at night.
But cats are impressive hunters. They are the mammal that can eat the largest number of different species. Their small size compared to big cats is not a disadvantage but an advantage, it means they can sate their hunger easier.
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“the common cat is definitely the toughest.”
and served a valuable purpose in guarding stored grain from disease carrying pests.
to this day cats are protected in Rome for that historical reason. they were also the only animals allowed in the temples.
dogs are valuable in guarding property but must be trained properly to do so. cats cannot be trained. they are killing machines. alpha as fuck. that’s why women love them.
[CH: yup. women love cats because they’re the alpha house pet.
ALOOF
STINGY WITH AFFECTION
INSCRUTABLE
KILLS WITH DELIGHT
FILLS YOU WITH A GNAWING UNEASE THAT THE CAT MIGHT ABANDON YOU AT A MOMENT’S NOTICE]
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CH: housecats are incredibly strong for their size. and quick.
feline claws are among the sharpest in the animal kingdom. when a cat really digs its claws into you, you don’t even feel it at first, they’re that sharp. until the pain hits…
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Let’s hear it Elkman, have you owned or do you own a pitbull yourself? Do you expose people to that danger for your own selfish reasons?
Arbiter, my friend, i don’t, and do not. For the same reason i don’t carry.
When it comes time to do that, it will be another story! Let’s not feud, … but if you want to, i will be up for it.
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Sure it is. You are still a giant pussy if you call 911 to deal with a cat
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“CH: yup. women love cats because they’re the alpha house pet.
ALOOF
STINGY WITH AFFECTION
INSCRUTABLE
KILLS WITH DELIGHT
FILLS YOU WITH A GNAWING UNEASE THAT THE CAT MIGHT ABANDON YOU AT A MOMENT’S NOTICE]”
yep, observe the type of animals a woman loves most and you will have a big clue as to what kind of man she truly adores.
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20lb cat? Housecats are typically 10lbs or so. Are you referring to bobcats? I have those in my area, but they scare easily. In my experience anyway.
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“No dog is going to respect a shitlib manlet with a 144 test reading”
how about one with 947 test reading (quest diagnostics says abnormal; high, normal range 241-847)?
i’ve been “attacked” twice. both times the dog was leashed and under the “control” of a stupid twat.
it has nothing to do with your t-levels and everything to do with the lack of proper training because “it’s mean”.
women should not be allowed to own dogs or vote.
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What’s a “test reading”?
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I was talking about when they attack their owners. Sure an aggressive dog can attack the manliest of men, but not normally their owner unless the owner isn’t dominant at all and the dog doesn’t respect it.
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But actually it does have something to do with T-reads. Sorry but yeah.
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“But actually it does have something to do with T-reads. Sorry but yeah.”
really? so the dog smelled my 947 and jumped up on me because it smelled all kinds of guys with even higher T levels during its day cooped up alone in it’s single woman owner’s crappy one bedroom condo and thought I was an easy target? yeah, I’m sure that’s it.
T levels have nothing to do with training a dog or getting respect from a dog as a total stranger in a park.
dogs respect human authority regardless of sex if they are trained properly. there are many professional women handlers and people wouldn’t pay top dollar to low T women to train their dogs if they didn’t get consistent results. the competition marketplace is very clear about this.
i know both men and women who are shit owners because they failed in their duty. just as I know both men and women who are responsible owners who have dogs that are very well behaved.
I passed them on a sidewalk and the stupid bitch had no control of her animal. I could have been a little kid, a grandmother or a 1000+ T read and the same thing would have happened.
shit owners = shit dogs. end of story
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You are right on this one.
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I worked a job where I got off work late at night, id go for jogs at 2 or 3am during the summer. One night I heard the rattle of 3 dog collars and tags coming at me full speed. I let them get close to me the very quickly turned around and sprinted at them. I saw 3 full sized shepherds get so scared they fell on their ass and ran back to where they came from. It’s very rare I come across good dog owners. And all the caring in the world doesn’t make them a good owner. The best food and grooming doesn’t make them a good owner.
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It’s like owning a girl. You either own her, or she owns you.
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I’d rather fight an angry pit bull than an angry cat.
If a cat goes psycho on you, you’re in for a world of hurt. Those suckers are fast and dangerous and damn near impossible to control and those claws will shred through your clothes and deep into your meat.
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Save Padi
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they are being completely unreasonable. It wouldn’t matter if the dog ate their children, mother, and grandmother, they would still defend it for some reason as being a victim of discrimination and labrador privilege. The dogs should be culled because their owners are irresponsible; for the sake of innocents.
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“A part of me would love it if more SWPLs adopted rescue pit bulls …But then there are the SWPL kids, [who are] innocent bystanders to their parents’ warped delusions…”
Let nature take it’s course; interfering harms the ecosystem, e.g.: WIC.
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Put all leftoids, Blacks, Tribesmen and pitbulls on the same island. Declare that we don’t deserve their enriching presence, descendants of slave owners as we are.
Utopia! …For everyone else.
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Ha. If only we were so lucky.
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These swpls and sjws cannot splain away one moment of nature in its unrestrained glory. Kids are smart, and tough, they will be fine, our job is to be there when they come looking for the truth.
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This great. Similiar to cuckservatives that adopt ni66ers.
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I love pit bulls! They destroy the shitlibs’ unwarranted confidence in the power of their own thoughts [if I say they’re not dangerous, they’re not, right?].
There is zero mystery in pit bulls. They look mean and dangerous, and ** SURPRISE!!** they ARE mean and dangerous. They’re even labeled, “Pit Bulls.”
Whenever a deluded, pre-chewed owner tries to tell me they’re actually sweet, misunderstood animals, or that “It’s not the dog, it’s the owner,” I come back with, “Cut the crap. Not only are pit bulls a danger to life and limb, YOU GOT IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW THIS! You like walking around with a loaded weapon, and watching other people scoot out of your way! It’s the only kind of fear you’ll ever inspire, and you’re absolutely wet for it!”
I enjoy living across from a little park where people walk their dogs. A beautiful Asian girl comes there every day with a big pit bull, its fur is the color of rotting shit. The animal drags her along on its lead, and I’m dreading the day when blood spurts across the grass. I will NOT be running out there to help.
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saw this today, skinny hipster girl “walking” a small pit bull. walking involved tugging mightily on the pup’s leash, while it just stood planted, then the hipster girl was walked in the opposite direction for a bit by the dog before she finally got it going back in her direction after several savage and desperate tugs on it’s leash.
And that’s a pup, not one of those 90 lb monsters…
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https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/pitbulls102907.jpg?w=300&h=385
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Sentient – Exactly. It’s frightening to hear someone who’s obviously in great danger tell you, “don’t worry, he’s sweet, I’ve got this.” I tell my son, “Use your eyes, not your ears. You can see she’s not in control of the dog, so keep a big distance, no matter how cute she is.”
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most women who walk dogs are not strong enough to control them if the dog wanted to do something (not limited to pit bulls). they are a nuisance (single women with dogs, that is). you can see the dog dragging the woman along, the woman with zero control over the animal.
also, as I have commented here before, you will notice that 99% of dogs owned by single women are aggressive and nasty. I need not tell anyone here why, but just in case a faggot or woman reads this: it’s because the dog is confused, having no alpha leadership. the single woman treats the dog like a breathing stuffed animal, giving it no rules, teaching, or discipline, which the dog needs.
just like human children. they need a father to impose order and teach what is right.
single mothers are a civilizational disaster, and yet our women have been taught to wear it like a badge of honor.
and who taught them? those who control the media and education system thoroughly, of course.
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I once ripped into a swpl for letting his pitbull prance around unleashed at a children’s playground. When he stammered something about his dog being friendly I told him “leash the goddamned animal Now” and stared him down as he fumbled for the dog’s collar.
A “friendly” pitbull may well take on his mild-mannered owner’s personality but it can be a split second between a goofy dog-grin and lunging at a child. (“Chomp-out,” heh). That dog breed can be instantly set off by a stranger’s fear, a child’s small size, or even a smile that’s interpreted as baring of fangs. I’m saying this in full agreement that dog is man’s best friend.
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exactly right.
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Yes, they’re an aggressive breed. When I was a kid a friend was mauld by one.
My brother had a pit that damn near bit everyone. I gave the dog a massive flavored bone one time and it started violently shaking. I was confused by the behavior up until I approached it and it snarled at me.
Fucking dog thought I was going to repossess the bone I just gave him.
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Should have given him an EBT card so he could go buy his own bone.
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I once gave my brother-in-law’s Samoyed a big ol’ rawhide bone… I’m talking as big as half a man’s arm… and not a soft one, one of the white hard ones that most dogs can only worry for days on end and not break.
The damn thing was chewed and swallowed in under a minute… I would have sworn the dog was going to shit shards.
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@PA
You would have been morally justified if you had shotgunned his dog and then pistol whipped him.
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What about my Thylacine.
Hasn’t given anyone any trouble for over 80 years
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Pit Bulls aren’t even very aggressive. Breeders will often say so.
However, if they get excited……
Volatile/relentless is a better word than aggressive.
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Not sure I’d care about that mincing of words if the damn thing just chomped my nads off.
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The don’t attack often is what I mean, they just go full tilt and are strong. It is what it is…
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@ho
For the love of huMANity, don’t ever use the phrase, ‘it is what it is.’ That meaningless phrase is practically the go to response for an out-debated shitlib. Don’t argue this point.
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Pit bulls can be & often are amazing pets. But the breed has been developed to be aggressive, and (unlike most breeds) to continue attacking even after the opponent submits. So having one is essentially taking a gamble that nothing will ever provoke an attack.
Considering the many other breeds that make amazing pets without that attack risk, owning one seems to me like an unnecessary & foolish gamble. Especially if there are children involved.
Perhaps the SWPL/SJW/Shitlib mind recoils from the thought that dog breeds have innate differences in behavior as well as appearance. Admitting that might open the door to the possibility that different human populations have different predispositions to various behaviors too.
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“Perhaps the SWPL/SJW/Shitlib mind recoils from the thought that dog breeds have innate differences in behavior as well as appearance. Admitting that might open the door to the possibility that different human populations have different predispositions to various behaviors too.”
that’s exactly what it is. they want to believe that nurture overrides nature.
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But nurture ALWAYS wins over nature! If I can just knit him and organic doggy sweater and give him some extra snuggles and Scooby snacks, I just KNOW that he’ll become Lassie and I can feel safe in my growing feelings of smug.
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Always love watching the RolloTomassis of the world attacking Roosh who fathered the whole thing:
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/36vyiw/rooshv_slams_the_red_pill/crhkdue
“TheRationalMale.comRollo-Tomassi 102 points 2 months ago
I have a lot of respect for Roosh. He’s been one of the founding pillars of the Red Pill, so it pains me to think he’s beginning to follow the same script as Tucker Max.
He can’t sell international lay guides forever, he’s got to reinvent himself to remain marketable and sadly that will probably mean selling out TRP to do so. He’ll make a ton of money by being the manosphere whipping boy in the MSM, collect the check, and go the way of D’Angelo.
What else is he going to do? Go back to biochemistry in Washington DC?”
lollzolzozolzolozzo
Roosh is on the front lines in cities all over the world, taking the heat and fire, while Rollo Tomassi and Dalrock hang back in the safety of their churchian churches, screaming “I AM MAN HEAR ME ROAR!!!”, teaching their congreatations not the wisdom of Christ and Homer and teh Great Books for Men, but dumbed down, distilled versions of Roosh’s game, while at very same time stabbing a Roosh mannequin in the back lzlzzozoozzozoozoz
One thing I love about Heartisteszlzooz is taht he never attacks Roosh nor anyone else coollzlzozoz.
Imagine if menlzozoz such as Rollo tomASSi put as much time into building themeslves up, like the GRat Heartestiste, instead of tearing otehrsz down.
The reason why fmeinsistsz marxisms has succeeded so well is that by giving useful iditioz Rollozozo a bit of psususysysy, they knew they could get him to attackezlzlzo and betray Rooshslzozozoz
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Romulus and Remus
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I trust NO dog, period. My neighbor’s nice lab once chased after my son who was scared of him. The dog was snarling and barking and looked like he was going to bite before I was able to get to my son and pick him up. I was pissed at my neighbor. He’s a nice dude, and he was shocked about how that could have even happened. I don’t trust any dog. Absorbing the red pill allows me to see the red pill inside all dogs.
[CH: the reddest red pill truth you’re ignoring is that some breeds (races) are inherently more violence-prone than other breeds (races).
so yeah, there might be a rare occurrence of a lab attacking a child, but if you are honest with yourself you’ll feel a lot safer letting your kid romp in a park full of labs than one full of pit bulls.]
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@Heartiste, I totally agree about the labs being more safe than the pit bull. I think the pit bull supporters are f#cking clueless. I’m just saying look inside any good-sized dog and you will see good-sized teeth, so when around any dog, you need to be mindful of your kids and this potential. A great dog can have one bad day and ruin a child’s life in 4 seconds of mauling.
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“A great dog can have one bad day” – I have been around enough calm labradors and golden retrievers to know that’s nonsense. No. Not even one bad day in their lives. You would know that if you had the same experience with them.
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I’ve never known an otherwise trustworthy dog to have a “bad day”… the bad day ones are invariably shelter dogs that were adopted and “seem okay” at times, but one can tell they’re not reliable very quickly.
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@Arbiter, I don’t know dog breeds. so I just checked pics online and the dog, I believe, is not a lab, but more like this (may be a mutt combo lab/irish): http://topdogtips.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Best-Small-Dogs-for-Kids-Irish-Setter.jpg Either way, my son still doesn’t want even a small dog now. Sucks, because I know he’d love one once he played with it for a while.
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A dog that looked exactly like that red setter once suddenly bit my 4 year old son who was merely petting him. It suddenly turned after about 15 seconds of being calmly petted and punctured his leg.
I was shocked, because I never knew a setter or a lab to be unreliable.
Turns out this was a shelter dog that the family adopted when it was 1 1/2 years old… had I known that, I would have kept my son away.
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It could easily have been a mongrel and not pure lab. Just like in people, adding a shit breed to a good breed makes the good breed shit.
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My son was bitten by a Lab and I was told by emergency room doc and animal control that Labs bite *a lot.* I had no idea. Their attacks are rarely as vicious or life threatening than that of a Pitbull but a big dog is big responsibility that most people don’t seem to take seriously enough. I have a friend who handles insurance claims and she says they see as many for Labs as Pitbulls and Rottweilers- but most fatalities with Pits.
I like having a dog around as a companion for my kids but I stick with small docile breeds. My dog (small poodle mix) is almost 12 and has never so much as growled at anyone ever.
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Docs see a lot of bites by Labs because there are a LOT of labs. Probably the most common breed in the US.
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Good point.
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Yeah, be careful on the raw numbers game… Labs are by far the most popular dogs, but I’d be willing to bet their percentages of bites-per-hound are one of the lowest.
I had a nice Sheltie when the kids were growing up… funny as hell, watching her bark and try to herd them as they ran around the big backyard.
Odd too, she immediately knew the boundaries of the property and never roamed off on her own.
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A big problem with any dog around children is that a child will look a dog straight in the eye. They do not understand that in the dog world, the alpha stares down the beta. The children are eye level to begin with and then they walk right up and look directly into the dogs eye without averting their gaze which the dog takes as a challenge. Heartiste, you should get that, it is all about who is alpha.
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Don’t be too sanguine around even the most domesticated breed. Not all of their instincts have been bred out of them and they can come to the surface quickly. One night my brother went out to dinner with some of their friends. He lives on a big piece of property and they did not bother to pen up the dogs of which there were about 4 or 5, all shitty house pets. In a pack they behaved like real dogs and got into the goat pen and when my brother got home the only thing left of the smallest one was a head and a spine.
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I was once bitten in the face by a dalmatian that I knew and trusted,
I am always nice to animals, I pet them, I play with them, that dog had no reason to bite me in the face. There were about a dozen witness and no one could figure out why the dog jumped at my face.
I was 15 years old then, I have never fully trusted any dog ever since and never will.
They look intelligent when they do pet tricks but they are actually dumb animals who can be very dangerous.
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I totally agree. I keep house pets to a minimum and their size appropriate to our yard. I don’t believe in owning a pet unless you can truly care for and train it. My brother had to shoot two of his dogs because they kept escaping their pen and finally attacked the neighbor’s goats– one of the dogs was a Lab.
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My parents got my daughter a dog when she was little. Fortunately, the dog was also little, and remains so. Still, it was a stoopid gift which has cost me easily $10,000 in various bills over the past 12 years.
The fundamental problem with pets is that none of us should have animals except those few who use them for chores. Certainly there will be a few collectors and breeders out in the world, but the notion that every boy gets a pet dog – no matter how impoverished or land-poor, just has to stop.
I am tired of cleaning the piss, shit and vomit off the floor.
I also miss carpets and rugs.
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Ok you don’t like animals – we get it.
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1) Animals don’t belong indoors. It blows my mind when I see people walking around picking up sh*t from their dogs. Animals belong outside where they can sh*t and run around, not in cities so that lonely people can torture them in tiny apartments and facebook about them each night.
2) Animals that are domesticated should be shot in the back of the head the moment they begin to lose their worth (i.e., bite people, need expensive surgery, need special gluten-free food). “Putting them to sleep” isn’t humane, it’s a waste of money. A shot in the back of the head is unexpected and painless for the animal — it’s the most caring thing you can do. Ira Glass’ pitbull needs to be put out of its misery.
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I agree with point 2 whole heartedly. My longtime friend had a choice from a litter of 6 dogs for free. He chose the runt that cost $2000 in surgery because it’s eating pathways were fucked – no solid food could get through. He asked for help from me. He was “dissapointed” that I refused to donate money to the surgery (I saw the litter, there were 2 strong choices FOR FREE). I lost a lot of respect for him that day. Icing on the cake, his girl broke up with him about 6 months later and took the dog with her. Betas gonna bux.
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+1000.
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> need special gluten free food
Are you retarded? All dogs should not be eating gluten. Dogs are fucking carnivores, not birds.
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Hard to pick the right spot to place this comment…my sister acquired a dog from God-knows-where which she characterized as a “fear-biter.” He “nipped” at the daughter of a friend–drew blood, actually–but it was when my wife watched him wrap his jaws around my own daughter’s arm, preparing to bite down (and my wife swears this dog looked her in the eye as if to say, “Shall I follow through?”) that I told my sister we weren’t coming back until the dog was disappeared. It took my brother-in-law being savagely attacked (and my sister being pregnant) before she decided the dog had to go. He was put down–and I was the one there to help my sister through it. A shot to the back of the head would’ve been infinitely more merciful. Hell of it is, that dog liked me…and my sister, my mother, and my mother’s dog, but he was an utter menace to everyone else.
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This, but lzolzozlzozl not only inside, most single women sleep with their dogs in their bed, and spoon them. I shit you now, just yesterday at the grocery store a cover article in one of the crap woman’s magazines (might have even been Readers’ Digest) was something about “Is Your Dog a Bed Hog?”
Literally (to use a libtard word to make you pay attention to what comes next): that was the title of the article.
It is disgusting.
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That is one of my biggest problems with dogs, the unhealthy relationship women have with them.
Women will not only sleep with their dog in their bed, they will kiss the dog on the snout/mouth, and dogs not only spend their days licking their own ass, but they will eat any thing from the ground, from rotten food to vomit to shit.
Last winter I dated a woman for two months, her dog obviously had a skin infection, his skin/coat smelled like dead fish, she denied it until she caught it on her hands, well she still denied, but after a few weeks her skin cracked and pus came out…
I googled this, found exactly what it was, something you catch from dogs ( sometimes from cats but mostly from dogs ) and found what the medication required was.
After I insisted she went to see a doctor which gave her that exact medication for that exact problem I had ” diagnosed”
I told her she now had to have the dog checked and treated, all she did is have it washed and have its coat cut short.
Women on top of all that is wrong with their child like irrational brain, have a love for dog that is unhealthy.
I have seen this many times.
One more thing, she hugged the dog more often than she hugged me.
The day I left her I told her all that was wrong with her sick relationship with the dog and called her a bitch.
A few days later she wanted me back but I told her to go to hell.
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More about that stupid woman who was in love with her stinky stupid dog
The dog, a large labradoodle ( or whatever they are called ), was allowed to lay on the couch.
It was winter, the dog defecated in the snow covered backyard and that woman did not pick up the feces, she figured when spring would come they would become grass food and be gone, but when the dog was running around in the backyard it stepped in its won feces with his wet paws.
then he would come in the house and go directly on the couch where he had his own blanket.
so of course particles of shit got on the blanket, maybe too small to see but they were there.
but it gets worse, sometimes when she was cold she used that blanket to cover herslef while watching tv.
She also cooked chicken breasts every day – twice a day – and then she covered them with grated cheese and that is what she fed her dog every day twice a day.
I could go on for pages and pages on all the sick things that I saw.
A lot of women have a sick, very sick relationship wth their dog.
I was able to stand her for two months because she was good looking, her breasts were superb and she liked to have sex every day.
But I was totally disgusted by her sick relationship with the stinky filthy dog.
And I was worried I would catch some weird disease form her or the dog.
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You are right, and I should add, of course, that it is illegal in most cities to fire a gun within city limits if not in self defense or at a licensed shooting range. I would be arrested if I shot my dog in the back of the head. The shot *would* be heard, the neighbors would think it is a big deal, and the police *would* arrive at my door, no doubt in my mind. (Yes, I am violating my own belief that one should not own a dog in the city. It’s my kids’ dog and I never should have got it. After it’s gone, I will not own a dog again, unless I live in the country.)
Okay, so I could drive out into the country and do it there, you say? Well, the thing is, the county government tracks dogs just as it tracks humans and cars. The dog is licensed, with an ID number, and the fee must be paid every year, or it’s a $200 or so fine. And the county makes it very difficult to drop the dog off at the pound. One has to make an appointment; they try very hard to not let you do it and talk you out of it.
If my dog “disappeared”, I would have to explain why. Where is the dog? Did I put up signs looking for it? If it died, it had to be in a vet’s office, right? If I disappeared my dog one day, I would be investigated the same as if one of my kids disappeared.
Just one more example of the modern city’s madness.
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Somewhere in this thread I mentioned a woman who had a sick relationship with her dog.
Well here is more,
she once had a dog that was diabetic, he was so sick that for months she stopped sleeping in bed with her boyfriend, she instead slept with the dog in another room and every few hours trough the night she injected the dog with medication.
When a woman is more devoted to her dog than to her man, that is a pretty fuck*d up woman.
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Pit mixes can be very nice.
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And a Jew sometimes picks up a dinner check.
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Maybe to hand it to you
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Touche’
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This is crap. If you get an adult pit bull rescue case, where it’s been treated badly or trained to be violent, that is another story. But if you get a pit bull as a puppy it is no different than any other breed of large dog. If you kick around and starve a lab puppy it will turn vicious. If you raise a pit bull puppy properly it ends up like any other dog. I will assert this as objective fact. Nothing you can say will make me discount my personal life experience. There are plenty of gentle and loveable pit bulls with not a violent bone in them.
Any breed can be trained into a wolf, and any breed can be trained into a gentle obedient house dog.
[CH: the bark slate.]
If pit bulls are statistically more likely to maul people, I think it is because they have this reputation as violent so people who think it would ‘fun’ to have a half-ass trained attack dog for a house pet tend toward them, and then do poorly with them. It’s a self-selecting sample in that the worst type of dog owner tends to be attracted to the bad reputation of the pit bull.
[do you believe there are no innate differences in temperament or personality between dog breeds?]
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I’ll just leave this here:
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When your pit bull tears off a kid’s face I’m sure that bullshit will make a great defense in front of the jury.
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A lot has been learned recently about wolves.
They are quite a bit more intelligent than almost any dog, that is, they solve puzzles quickly that routinely stumps dogs for days. They have much larger brains, after all. They track with their eyes in a way completely different than dogs. Dogs generally look at what their master is looking at. Wolves never do. Wolves are a lot like dogs as puppies but diverge utterly when they reach puberty. After puberty, they largely stop being concerned about your opinion and do not bond easily with any new human.
FWIW, the most dangerous canines are half wolf, half dog. Or half coyote/half dog. In North America, pure wild, non-rabid wolves have apparently never attacked a human in a documented case.
Let me write that again, more slowly.
Healthy wolves never bite human beings.
So, yeah. Any (dog) breed can be trained into a wolf. Sort of..
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Because every wolf that would has been culled already.
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If Labradors could become killing machines – like pitbuls -, they would be used in those illegal dog fights.
They are not.
You know and I know why they are not.
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Best clueless NPR-This American Life story is from a few years.
In the 60s, young white girl was riding the carousel back in HS. Nice white beta and cool Alpha black basketball player. She gets pregnant and marries the white beta,
Their son is always curious about his complexion but assumes he’s white. Amazing self delusion. Years later, son finds black bio father. They go to a dinner to talk, as NPR tails along. The old black man tries to pick up the waitress right in front of his son. At no point is the white mother blamed for fraud. You need to listen to the audio for full effect.
http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/214/transcript
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Reading the transcript of this story enraged me. It’s the real life story of a beta being cuckolded by the BBC and a slut wife.
But in the end, all I can think is “fuck the beta white guy”. Seriously, his kid comes out blatantly looking like a mulatto and all this idiot can think is “herp derp, must have been some hidden recessive genes.” This guy ends up becoming a fucking science teacher for Christ’s sake! I’d love to personally slap him across the face and tell him to kill himself; zero chance he’d retaliate anyways.
And it’s no shock that the mulatto kid grows up to want to have a relationship with his biological black dad (who has several other kids scattered around the country), as I’m sure he subconsciously knows that the white father who raised him is a pathetic excuse for a man.
This whole fucking story should be a case study is sexual market dynamics 101.
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I’m not going to click on the This American Life link because I don’t want my blood pressure needlessly raised. But did they use the Steely Dan song “Haitian Divorce” in it? Because the song’s plot is pretty similar to this story.
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Any pet that displays aggressiveness against people who are not threatening it or the owner should be shot immediately after they display that aggressiveness. This goes for labs, pitbulls, coonhounds, cats – anything. Anyone who doesn’t do this is an evil, catlady-like sack of shit who deserves to be sued and beaten.
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Let’s not go crazy now… some dogs are meant to be guard dogs.
And FWIW, many dogs just don’t like n1ggers right out of the gate… I’m not going to hold THAT against ’em. 😉
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Didn’t I specify “people”?
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My buddy’s dog does that. Growls like fucking crazy if a black person gets close to him or his girlfriend.
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Google “my dog is racist”
It’s hilarious. People morally judging their pets.
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A few days ago my fat lard sack of shit neighbor’s dog starts barking at me relentlessly. He doesn’t come out, even though I later find out he’s been watching it.
I growled back, but the dog doesn’t back away. I feel it’s about to jump into my house when I grab a stick and threaten it, and suddenly the fatass appears.
“You touch my dog with that stick and I am going to touch you with it.” He picks a fight with me. Tells me I am going to have a rough couple of days ahead.
I don’t want a fight… I don’t want the legal hassle. But I do carry a knife with me in my bag at all times. Real sharp one.
Boy this NYC is shittier than I imagined. Dunno why people live here. Dunno what they love about it. The ugly manjawed sluts? The aroma of shit and piss? Overpriced storage units known as apartments? I am moving upstate ASAP. Or someplace I can carry a fucking gun.
I was in love with NYC. And then I came to live here.
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Was it some soft looking guy? Some soft guy threatened me a few weeks ago for using the word retard. I wanted to punch his teeth I was a guest at someone else’s house.
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Was it some soft looking guy? Some soft guy threatened me a few weeks ago for using the word retard. I wanted to punch his teeth I was a guest at someone else’s house.
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Nah. Big tall extremely fat doofus. There’s no doubt I could take him down. There’s no doubt he wouldn’t fight alone.
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Owning a potentially dangerous dog is similar to owning a firearm. A responsible gun owner respects the guns lethality, never points it at someone as a joke, never leaves it laying around, always has the safety on unless about to pull the trigger, and so on. In either case, pitbull and gun ownership is for adults who don’t take their responsibility lightly.
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Coincidentally enough, Dindus are horrifically and provably bad at both.
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In today’s world, it’s not just the dindus, though.
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This.
If you’re gonna own the breed you need to be aware of what you’re dealing with.
“What’s a breaking stick?” was always a dealbreaker to any potential buyer when we sold pits.
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“that’s exactly what it is. they want to believe that nurture overrides nature.”
There is shades of this in my previous post that sound that way even to me. But don’t turn everything into a litmus test on reality where everything has to fit the narrative.
All large dogs are basically wolves and they are all born with the killer instinct. There are certainly differences between the breeds and differences in their personalities. But hunting down and killing their food isn’t one of those differences. Aggressive instincts are in all the large breeds and it’s dealt with the same way for all of them.
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Size of the breed doesn’t determine aggressiveness. You just said so.
Funny how natural tendencies arise in spite of rationalization…
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Thank God chihuahuas aren’t 90 lbs.
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Being puntable is their only redeeming characteristic.
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I thought about that after I wrote it. I would agree, even the tiny purse dogs have the same aggressiveness. Nobody cares as much because they are tiny purse dogs. Their aggressiveness might be relevant if you are a squirrel or a mouse, but it’s easier to ignore for a human because both you and the dog know the worst the tiny purse dog can do is make you get a bandaid, whereas you can punt the thing through field goal posts.
It just becomes more relevant with large breeds since they could possibly eat you.
I will admit that personalities of the breeds may introduce some relevance here as well. Some breeds will tend toward things like being more territorial or less friendly with strangers and this can have an impact in it’s potential danger. But none of it changes the fact that if you know how to raise dogs you can raise a kind gentle pit bull, and if you don’t you can raise a terrible lab that needs to be put down. You have to train them to be nonviolent and submissive toward people.
If your NOT going to do this, then maybe it’s better you get a purse dog, not because the breed is a non-violent pacifist breed that doesn’t want to gnaw your face off, but just because it can’t. So there’s more margin for wild reckless error. But in that situation, even the tiny purse dog will probably have to be put down after it nips the neighbors kid. Failure is failure. I’ve known some chicks with tiny dogs that had to be put down do to horrible behavior and them not wanting to deal with it anymore (it was their fault).
Giving tiny purse dogs to people who can’t handle dogs is like giving a .380 to someone who shouldn’t have a gun. Probably still bad. But less dangerous and more room for error than with a S&W .500 magnum. So for someone who shouldn’t have a gun period, the .380 is marginally less dangerous for them to have. But for someone who knows how to handle a gun and is responsible with it, a .500 magnum is no more dangerous than a .380. The same way you handle one is the way you handle the other. It’s just bigger.
So giving a purse dog to someone who can’t handle a pit is like giving a .380 to someone who can’t handle a gun on the grounds that whoever they accidentally shoot probably won’t outright die from it.
Whereas banning or trashing pits because of such people is a bit like banning the .500 because some people are too stupid to handle any gun, so we make everybody carry little .380 pocket guns.
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Fair points, but if it takes all that effort to make a certain breed of dog “safe”… and even then, no guarantees, well… I guess that’s why insurance companies and landlords just don’t want to deal with it.
Some states won’t let the average citizen own a gun, either… unless they’re politically connected or in a field where it can be justified.
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Look at the Pharaoh Hound. These dogs are great, but as a sight hound, bred for RUNNING DOWN GAZELLES and other prey, you cannot train it out of them. They will pursue and kill other small dogs, and of course cats and rabbits, they just can’t help it.
They’re pretty cool, actually, they will munch little Chihuahuas and ShihTzus etc.
http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/pharaoh-hound/
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That’s cool.
Personally, I’m not a fan of hot weather dogs. I’m probably gonna live somewhere even colder than the East coast eventually, so I’d be more inclined to get a Huskie of some variety.
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Pits have the same dead, souless eyes that you observe in the average negro. Pits owned by negros are often far worse behaved than those owned by whites due to the random and capricious nature in which negros “train” their dogs.
They are terrible choice for the average suburban homeowner.
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I’m a surburban homeowner.
My roommate wanted a dog. I have a fenced in a yard and a dog that could use some company so I said “sure”
“What about a pitbull?”
“I’m not letting a pitbull in my house”
He’s a clueless beta that really buys into the narrative. Can’t figure out why he’s not happy and getting laid. Doesn’t take advice from anybody else who’s in a better position than him.
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Such an idiot would be eaten alive by a Pitbull.
Dog breeds need to be carefully considered based on you personality, living situation and lifestyle.
If you are a strong person with some space who is frequently around, getting a tougher dog like a German Shepherd or Huskie. They are amazing breeds who love to be put to work with nearly limitless energy, but they require a lot of work.
If you live the urban SWPL lifestyle, get something medium sized or smaller and less energetic. For your sake and the dog’s.
It is astonishing how stupid modern SWPL’S about dogs. The last guy I rented a room from had a Rhodesian Ridgeback. He lived in a small townhouse with a postage stamp of space. He was also a cop who worked crazy hours and was a social butterfly. That poor dog was bred to hunt lions in South Africa. It is tough, smart and energetic. His dog spent probably 16 hours a day in a crate. It couldn’t be left alone because it would eat the entire house due to pent up energy and anger. I would have felt more bad for it if it weren’t such a giant pain in the ass.
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“Chomp-out”… droll.
I was on the fence about pit bulls because, like many claimed, I’ve known some real mushy big ol’ baby ones, along with the occasional hair-trigger ones.
And The Dog Whisperer’s calmest dog is a female pit bull.
But what settled the issue for me was an episode where he brought a troublesome one to his kennel for extended training with his calm pack. After a few moments of timidity while the other dogs were checking it out, he suddenly lunged and snapped at one of them and the entire pack, in an instant, became ferocious… including the heretofore calm ones, and Caesar was up to his elbows getting them all to separate.
That was enough for me, as far as that trust issue went with even “correctly” raised pits.
Craigslist dogs are pretty much 90% pits and pit mixes, so…
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Not unlike adopting a brood of little Somnalian refugees!
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All things said, pit bulls are a bad idea. I love dogs, and I’ve been around some well-trained, affectionate pits, but they still have that spark inside of them that can be triggered, which no amount of care and training (nurture) can erase. This spark is most often ignited around strangers outside of the pit’s home (or even inside the home, if the stranger rubs the pit the wrong way or gives off the fear vibe), and is almost always ignited around other dogs. They require an almost exhausting amount of consistent dominance on the part of the owner to keep under control. It’s almost like what’s required with a strong, independent woman… It’s just not worth the effort, IMHO. There’s nothing cool or hip about them.
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So pitbulls and splibs are a match made in heaven?
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Of course PIts are that way because they were selectively bred for dog-on-dog fighting. They have been selectively bred for psychotic behavior-dogs that didn’t measure up were given the Michael Vick treatment. One day some barmaid brought her eight week old APBT puppy to the bar and kept it in her lap.This puppy was abnormally calm: no noise, no squirming, no exploratory activity, very minimal movement. This went on for about 30 minutes before it was taken out for a bathroom break. Certainly some connection between ths behavior and selection for intraspecies fighting.
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There does seem to be a difference, though, between the pits one saw in No Country For Old Men and the APBT’s like Petey (the hound with the ring around one eye) in The Little Rascals.
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I personally believe it has something to do with differing strains of the breeds. A true Staffordshire terrior is in a different league altogether with a ghetto pit bred in a crackhouse from the most deranged fighting pits Leroy could find, however, ALL pits are bred for fighting and guard purposes, and the traits selected for in the earliest breeding circles were tenacity, strength and an unwillingness to relent. Owning one of then should require a permit only achieved through mandatory training and education, along with the full knowledge and consent to be held liable for any action taken by tue animal.
I speak from experience. My father has bred and raised them since I was a teenager.
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I joke with people that my wife and I are adopting two African children…. Rhodesian Ridgeback puppies 🙂
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Those are fine dogs, very noble and aloof. I understand they’re used in hunting lions and such.
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Yep. Their job was to distract the lion while the hunter took his shot, so very brave. Also loyal family dogs. The historical significance of their name is interesting to me as well.
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Those are fine dogs, very noble and aloof.
Yes, they are. My granddad always owned them and there’s much to be said for them.
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My mom actually got attacked by one of those. She was hurt and bleeding but not too bad because she had a thick winter coat on and it tore the piss out of the coat and ruined it. This happened while it was on the owners leash (the wife). The people had 2 of them, 1 male 1 female. The male one attacked her. They had attacked and bit 2 people prior to her and I think they attacked and bit 1 more person after her before the owners gave up and got rid of them.
I don’t blame the breed though. It was all the owners fault IMO. The wrong people with the wrong breed can certainly be dangerous but I still blame the people.
Honestly I’m not even sure what the hell they are doing that can be so wrong, I’ve never had a dog with a hard-on to bite people for no reason. But there are dogs out there of all breeds that will.
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They’re buddies to pitbulls instead of masters. Pits expect a master.
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Okay, joke time:
A man sees a funeral procession of quite a long line and wonders if someone famous passed away.
He makes his way up to where some man who was obviously the chief mourner/next of kin is standing and asks:
“Did someone famous die?”
“No.”
“Well, who died then?”
“This is actually a double funeral… both my wife and my mother-in-law passed.”
:”Oh, sorry… my condolences… out of curiosity, how did they die?”
“They were mauled to death by my two pit bulls.”
“Mmmmmm, that’s tough.” (he stands there for awhile in contemplation, then sidles up to the husband and says, in conspiratorial tone: “You think you could lend me those dogs for a few days?”
“Get in line.”
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As heinous and absurd as it is for SWPLs to adopt rescue pitbulls, if it serves as an emotional substitute for them importing some African orphan spawn, then I’m all for it. Hey, the pit bull will be dead in about 12 years. We’ll have the African for 70.
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I have owned many pitpulls. you have to socialize them early, if they show aggression to humans, have them put to sleep immediately.
I have also owned a Shepard and a Rottweiler. Rottweilers are much more dangerous to humans than pit pulls. So are Dobermans. They are bred to attack humans. Pitbulls are bred to hunt or fight other dogs. If you are attacked by a Shepard without a weapon, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.
I have been attacked by a Pitbull, a Doberman and a Rottweiler.
Pit bulls are by far the easiest to defend against. They are slow, stupid and easily avoided.
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“I have been attacked by a Pitbull, a Doberman and a [b]Rottweiler.[/b]”
You poor, poor person.
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Before 1835, the most vicious dog breed arouund was probably the Bulldog. It was bred to fight, or bait, bulls for entertainment. With an aggressive temperament, underslung jaw and thick neck, it attacked bulls in a ring, latching its teeth onto the bull’s nose and hanging on until the bull collapsed.
Once bull-baiting was outlawed in the UK, some called for the eradication of the breed. Instead, breeders deliberately bred the aggressiveness out of the breed, selecting the most gentle and calm specimens and eliminating the rest. Today, the English Bulldog is a pretty safe choice for a family pet.
The same thing could happen with pit bulls, if breeders and owners chose to do it. But it’s unlikely, as long as people continue to deny that it is inherently aggressive to start with.
[CH: pro comment, and loaded with shitlib pants-wetting implications for humanity.]
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Interesting consequences in physiognomy. My guess is it would be impossible to get the best muscle structure and other physical characteristics needed for top fighting dogs, while sacrificing on aggression. A major theme at CH is that even in humans behavior and physical features are intimately related, let alone dogs.
Not that you’re suggesting otherwise: it seems it was the end of the bull-baiting era that allowed the downscaling of bulldog aggression. Do you think some muscularity, power or speed was sacrificed in the process?
PS: just a pet peeve, but I’ve never liked the widespread modern use of the word ‘aggressiveness’. ‘Aggression’ is simpler, more traditional, especially within ethology, and just downright more . . . aggressive.
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“[do you believe there are no innate differences in temperament or personality between dog breeds?]”
Certain pit bulls like the Staffordshire terrier are known to be good with kids as long as not trained to kill. That said, Staffordshire terriers are still dangerous and can snap at old ages to maul a child. These dogs, even if their not trained to kill are natural fighters that innately are aggressive to other dogs. So it’s best to steer clear of them, unless you really want a fighting dog. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
If you have small kids, better to get a retriever or other non-aggressive breed.
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Never allow a child around the breed when feeding or when a bitch is in heat or has puppies. Ideally you shouldn’t have kids around them anyway. It only takes one mistake.
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Back in 08 when the housing market crashed an ‘investor’ came into my neighborhood and bought some property cattycorner to my backyard. Sure enough, ‘black renters’ show up soon there after. And the first thing they do is get an adult pit (I’ll presume it was a shelter dog). That shit dog was constantly digging and making charges at the fence whenever any of the people from the 5 surrounding properties came out. Through the PVA I found out the investors name and tracked them down at work. I hounded (pun intended) them relentlessly with phone calls to the point they were just hanging up on me.
A few hours later the management company that the investors hired to administer the property were calling me and apologizing. They promised they would take care of the situation.
No shit on what follows. The next day I make a follow up call to the management company and they inform me that the animal had already been removed from the property. The freaking thing had attacked the renter’s adult daughter that very night!
Two side notes to the story;
1. The HOA Nazi’s that have no problem throwing a fit and threaten legal action anytime someone puts a yard sign up( other than a for sale sign) washed their hands of any responsibility in dealing with a dangerous animal in the neighborhood. liberal pussies couldn’t be seen as raciss.
2. My SWPL neighbors who are good people, did their best to try and ignore the situation and were out planting flowers when they saw me walk over to the pit property and start filming that beast while it was having one its manic fits with a firearm. They made a beeline for their back door.
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Amazing how blacks just cannot help ruining every neighborhood they go to – loud music from cars, garbage around the house, blankets for window curtains, ‘friends’ just hanging out, and an ‘unexplained’ increase in thefts around the neighborhood. And, of course, weird pets, like your new neighbors’ loveable pit. I hope they moved, and the house was rented to someone human.
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We had a similar situation when our neighbor’s pit-mix was jumping over the fence and harassing people walking by the house. One day I saw it run up to a nanny and the two-year-old she was taking care of. Thankfully the dog was still young and not very big so I was able to run up on it and scare it away. The owners were total sh*theads and made no attempt to socialize the dog. It took about two calls to animal control to get the dog taken away. Thankfully the white trash that lived there was evicted shortly after.
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Moving to the important topic here, anyone have a pic of Ira Glass’ wife?
[CH:
http://pitnutter.blogspot.com/2012/12/ira-glass-and-wife-anaheed-alani.html
she’s bearing her teeth, just like their dog.]
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Damn, Julius Streicher got hung for printing more flattering pictures than that.
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LOL! Thanks for the pic.
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Pit bull.
Bull, bull, where, and in what context have I heard that term used recently?
Anyway = herbling manlets can be henceforth known as…
Cucker Spaniels.
Noisy, overly friendly, hyper, annoying and harmless.
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A lot of hipsters who should be pushing around baby strollers end up adopting stray dogs as sort of a starter animal. By the time the dog dies of natural causes she is now infertile and they have spent their all of their meager resources on heroic medicine for Buffy’s last two years in an intensive care nursing home.
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I’m looking for an opportunity to tell a swpl chick juggling there unruly toy dogs on their early-morning piss walk: “it would be more satisfying if these were your three children instead.”
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Pitbull or not, Non-racist SWPLs love mentioning that their dog is a “rescue”. Okay. Who, exactly, do they think the dog was rescued from? Who neglected, beat, or abandoned it? White people? The cognitive dissonance of liberals is everywhere, I really don’t know how they stand it. It’s like they can’t even make these connections in their head, because anyone who could wouldn’t be a liberal.
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Pretty sure that not only nigs are neglectful.
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C’mon, ho… giving us the NANALT routine?
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Pretty sure that’s the most annoying way to phrase something. If you think there isn’t a massive racial disparity in animal abuse you are in la-la land.
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Not “Not all nigs are like that (neglectful)” but “Not all neglectful owners are like that (nigs)”.
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This matches my first hand experience working as a volunteer at an animal rescue.
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I’ve lived with dogs of various breeds about all my life. Trained a few myself. Moreover, I’ve worked as a volunteer with a few animal rescue oprations. Handling dog intakes, care of sheltered dogs, adoptions, etc. I have to say that CH’s take on this, and the behavior and psychology of these kind of people, is 100% right on.
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Concerning the blameworthiness of the Eskimos for our plight, I usually take a line somewhere to the right of Kmac (~50/50) and the left of Tanstaafl (100/0).
However, I have to say that hip White love for Pit Bulls runs parallel to the Swedish love for n!66ers, and even to the general fascination with aliens, conspiracies and zombies. Deep down, even the behavior of SWPL ‘progs’ is telling us that a civilizational zenith was achieved way back in Victorian and Edwardian times, and much that has happened since is submerging the light, airy, expressive side of Western existence under the simple, the brutal and the dead.
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Some would take Habsburgs as the timestamp. After all it was the killing of an Habsburg that marked the descent into poz-culture – and we have a long way to go – every penny shall be paid back.
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I agree that the best years of the Habsburgs, before the Empire disintegrated into Kakania, also make an excellent timestamp. It represented a continuity of sorts that reached back through the entirety of Western, Germanic civilization, through the Holy Roman Empire to Frankia and so back to Rome itself.
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Pitbulls fucking suck, and I don’t get the love for them. Even when they’re nice and housetrained they’re still a pain in the ass because there’s a constant dominance battle. Last time I played with a pit bull it was actually a really sweet one, but it was just so rough that it actually knocked me, a 6’2″ 200 pound man, onto my ass by jumping up to try and play with me.
I’ve also noticed that SWPL’s care more about telling people how their dog is a rescue rather than actually caring for the dog. Half the dogs in my neighborhood are pits, and I’m just frankly sick of seeing them everywhere and wondering if the one being walked towards me will be the one that finally snaps. Check out this list, notice a trend? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States They might be sweet dogs but you don’t see bichon friches on there.
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This blog is hilarious. It has the best stratigies for dealing with America’s most useless class. SWPL values are cultural poison and should be faced and delt with. Mocking SWPL’s preening and self congratulatory behavior is absolutly allowable. Never apologize!
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“The first step in progress is to stop telling lies. The rest of the steps are a piece of cake after that first step.”
Metapoint rape!
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So the pit bulls resemble the black race
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While I do get the rhetorical point, I believe that the statement that pits are very gentle dogs is correct. There are some dog breeds that require a more advanced owner to keep them in line, but pits raised from puppies are as good a beginner dog as any. Huskies and German Shepards are much harder. Of course rescues are different all together.
But there is a reason the dog whisperer uses pits as his main dog helpers, and it’s because they are the best behaved dogs he has.
And for you guys saying even the best dog can have a bad day, you are retarded. A man with even a modicum of instinct in interacting with animals can take any dog breed and raise it well enough to be trusted to watch his children.
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No he can not.
I have a 185 lb Newfoundland – a breed inherently good with children. But if he sees my son splashing about in the pool – he’ll drag him out by the seat of his swim trunks. Water rescue is in his blood.
My neighbor is a K9 Office with a Belgian Shepard that is trained to do incredible things – but, he will not trust it around his children. It’s a guard dog – and if his children surprise it – it will attack them. Defense is in it’s blood.
Training may change a dogs behavior – but it won’t change it’s nature.
[CH: dog training won’t change a breed’s particular personality. what training does is guide a dog’s personality in a certain direction and maximize the returns on the dog’s natural inborn talents.
kind of like how game is a way to train women to be more loving and deferential.]
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Bone saws on paws.
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Training != raising. You can teach prison inmates to do calculus, and it won’t stop them raping once released.
And a properly trained guard dog is supposed to be dangerous. Most family dogs are not trained on how to attack. To do so in a house with children would be irresponsible.
But I’ll also admit, I don’t find what you are describing with your Newfoundland to be an indicator of it being ill suited to watch your children. It just sounds funny to me. So maybe we have different standards.
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I noticed that non-lib chiks with bulldogs take it up the pooper.
As for lib chicks, record everything.
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Just though y’all would like to know there’s a Facebook page called Ban Stupid People Not Pitbulls. One of the eternally-single women on my FB page posts to it. Have fun!
https://www.facebook.com/BanStupidPeopleNotPitbullss?fref=nf
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We could say ; Ban stupid people , not guns
and we would be right, ohhh so right because a gun can not decide to jump out of the night stand drawer, it can not aim at someone by itself and it can not decide to pull its own trigger.
A dog can decide to jump over the fence, chose a victim, and chose to bite an innocent victim.
The dog can also chose to ignore its owner ordering it to stop mauling someone, a gun can not do that, it does not have a mind.
Dogs are more dangerous than guns in that way.
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I invested in a junk yard with my cousin a few years back and we bought a baby blue pitbull as a guard dog. There hasn’t been a single day where he’s so much as come close to attacking either one of us. BUT if we know someone he’s never seen before is going to stop by, his pen is locked tight and we make sure he’s eaten enough. The little fucker almost tore my dad’s leg off once when he stopped by the office. Mind you, we raised him since he was a puppy. Imagine the rescue dogs these bleeding hearts adopt to caress their ego. If it’s been beaten by it’s previous owner, it’s going to be a lot more hostile. It doesn’t give a fuck if you gave it a better home. These dogs are no joke. Great guard dogs. Shitty pets.
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Slapping free IUD’s in every teen Shaniqua would be the key to breeding the criminality out of our Dindu friends. They’d have less kids in general and more kids with men with jobs. (Does anyone *try* to get knocked up by a broke criminal?) With IUD’s, There’s none of the personal responsibility of the pill, just install and get to fucking.
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The important issue may be not be what kind of dog you have, but what kind of dog you are. Most western men today are beaten curs.
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…Once bull-baiting was outlawed in the UK, some called for the eradication of the breed. Instead, breeders deliberately bred the aggressiveness out of the breed, selecting the most gentle and calm specimens and eliminating the rest. Today, the English Bulldog is a pretty safe choice for a family pet…
Why don’t we do that with Blacks and Hispanics?
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It’s the women of each ethnic group and/or subculture who choose the men to breed with and therefore decide what traits get bred in or out of the species. Jewish and Asian women tend to choose brainy, bookish men, making those groups intelligent. If you have a problem with blacks and hispanics, look to the women.
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Jewish and Asian women tend to choose brainy, bookish men,
It’s 100% true about Jewish women. I don’t know why it is, but they seem to lock on to me like gangbusters.
Maybe I should spend some time in Izreel. Heh.
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Jewish women are really mediocre, more mediocre than the men. Compare the “poetry” of Emma Lazarus with the work of Emily Dickinson. I can’t even think of any female heeb novelists to put against the Bronte Sisters and Mary Shelley. The best female Jeopardy! player of all time is a White lady, Julia Collins. Jewish women spent a very long time as chattel property in their traditional societies and it shows in their overwhelming mediocrity. Whites on the other hand chose mates based on personal attraction, looks and personality, which is why they’re better to this day. Stick with the best.
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Yeah, and blacks are mediocre athletes. Because Tom Brady.
Chip on your shoulder much?
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@Amasius
Emma Lazarus and her friends are responsible for that little poem on the Statue of Liberty welcoming the lowest trash, etc., into this country. Somehow, that turned into the entirety of our immigration policy.
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It’s 100% true about Jewish women. I don’t know why it is, but they seem to lock on to me like gangbusters.
I get the same thing with Asian women–South Asian to be exact. I wear glasses and attend classes part time at the local community college where I’m majoring in Physics, so I’m always carrying around a calculator and advanced math textbooks. In short, I look like a brainy, bookish man, at least when I’m at school. You’d never know by looking at me that I have an extensive arrest record, and have served time in jail, but I digress. Anyway, last semester, there was this south Asian chick I would see around campus sometimes who, every time she saw me, looked like she was going to tear my clothes off right there and fuck my brains out right in front of God and everyone. She even held a door for me once. I’ve also had a similar experience with another south Asian chick near campus.
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I get the same thing with Asian women–South Asian to be exact.
I’ve seen a few South Asian women recently (while on travel) that are absolutely breathtaking. I always assume they’ve been arranged-married off, though, since they usually are. I’m a bit surprised they go after you, since I’d think they’d ignore white American men. Even (non-South Asian) Muslim girls show interest in me, but South Asians, unlike those Muslims, tend to kill off a lot of their girl children.
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Re: Emma Lazarus, it gets even better. She was an ardent Zionist. She called for our country to be flooded with wretched refuse, yet here she was also a Jewish supremacist who wanted a Palestinian homeland exclusively for her chosen people. Usually they at least use different individuals to help distribute the hypocrisy.
“The Banner of the Jew”
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-banner-of-the-jew/
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The DOGma of the shitlib orthodoxy cannot allow -man’s- _people’s_ best friend any more association with biological reductionism than they would with us. It’s only a short leap from “naturally aggressive dog breeds” to “naturally aggressive people breeds,” and it’s too hard to blame poverty in the case of the dog. It has to be a 100% the owner’s fault, and never the dog, if only to prevent ghetto thugs from having to bear any responsibility for their life choices.
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I have a question :
Why is the pitbull considered the most formidable, dangerous dog?
It may be aggressive and insane, but it is not that big. Surely it would lose a fight to a German Shepherd or Irish Wolfhound, if the more docile but much larger dog were attacked by the pitbull.
Can’t a man with a baseball bat totally destroy a pitbull?
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“Chomp out”
Heh. ISWYDT
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“Chomp outs” is hilarious. Thank you for that.
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I live in Brooklyn with uber liberal hipsters, blocks from the projects. We went to the animal shelter where I witnessed the… locals seeking out the most aggressive male pit they could find. Fortunately for us we found the sweetest little female in the discount bin. She has been the most docile loving dog, shattering the myth that all pit bulls are aggressive. But its also absolutely true that a certain segment of our society actively seeks out, and breeds, aggressive pitbulls. A friend of mine who fosters pits has only reinforced this opinion. If you ban pits, these scumbags will just find another breed to destroy. The obvious solution is to disallow thugs and criminals from owning dogs, but that would be raycess.
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As long as you’re poking fun at IRA Glass, I highly recommend listening to the episode of This American Life on Testosterone, here:
http://thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/220/testosterone
Especially Part 2: Infinite Gent, in which a woman is given large amounts of testosterone to “become a man” and is shocked by the change in her libido and also starts to understand math and science better. Ira Glass’s reaction is fun
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The problem is these owners are “Beta” in every aspect of their lives. If you have a big strong dog you have to train it and be its “Alpha”. Much like the slave master was able to keep his slaves in line. They were properly trained and knew who the “Alpha” was.
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Google image search “bullbaiting.” The images of pitbulls-like dogs being thrown through the air is hilarious. Wish bullbaiting still existed, so I could attend one. If it did there wouldn’t be a bunch of idiots with them as pets.
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Two questions,
Out of curiosity, what ethnicity are you? Your sentiment of cruelty towards dogs is very uncharacteristic of white Europeans, and much more comparable to American blacks or Chinese.
And which specific breed of dog was it that made you its bitch?
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A former Marine tanker introduced me to pits in 1991. I have adopted rescue pits ever since. My dogs have been on Animal Planet to tell of their rehabilitation.
If you show the pit you are the alpha, they will get right in line. If you baby them,they will figure they are the boss and attack anyone who gets out of line.
The first thing to teach a pit is, no bite. You do this by inflicting severe pain to it when it bites something and you command, “NO BITE! ” and it doesn’t release.
I pick my dogs up by the neck and pound their chest with my free hand. After a week of this…no problem.
My dogs sleep in a metal crate, only because I sleep long hours and I don’t want them pooping in my bedroom.
On set at Animal Planet, I sat down to eat a sandwich from the buffet. A director called me over. I set my sandwich on my seat, told my dog to stay, and no bite.
I come back, my dog was sitting there, and so was my sandwich, untouched. The trainer who sat beside me was amazed at her obedience.
That was Porkchop, and she was a fight dog prior to my rescuing her.
A dog is like a car. You can have the baddest one around, but if you aren’t man enough for it, it amplifies your betatude.
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Back in the early 20th century the american pit bull terrier was one of the most commen dogs on this continent. The pit bull was the winner of the first AKC dog show. The first to receive commendation for heroism in the theatre of combat and was considered a family member on most farms. They were working dogs. Very good to work cattle. They strive to impresse their handlers more than any other breed . Bar none. They also earned a bunch of those folks some side money as dog fighting in the south was still very popular until 1976. The problem with the breed now?once the dog fighting laws were put into place and it became illegal, jerk offs started breeding the shit out of the dog. The old dog fighters did not want an unmanageable, crazy dog in the fighting box. They wanted a dog that was a warrior, but also a dog they they could handle during the fight. A dog that wouldn’t attack the two humans handling the dogs during the fights. You ever attempted to help a dog that has been injured? They like to lash out, bite and the folks trying to help them. This was not a solid feature for a pit bull to have. The dog breeders back then would cull a young dog who displayed any aggressive streak to any human. Them old dog men called them “Curs” ……. A dog with a big bite and a yellow streak. If he would attack a human he was considered a cur, who would quit during the match. And a dog who quit during the match, cost a bunch of money in lost gambling. That’s what happened to this great breed. Greed and a lack of respect for the creature. The knuckle heads couldn’t resist and now a dog who had been one of this countries great breeds, has becme one of the most polorizing. Unfortunate. I’ve owned over 150 of these dogs in my lifetime. My father and grandfather 1000’s. Not one animal in almost 70 years of my family’s association with the breed , has ever attacked, maimed,or killed a human being. Plenty of other animals but never another human being. It’s all in the breeding.
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Senseiern……. Your a fucking idiot.
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I noticed the tendency of the emotionally fucked up to be both anti-racist and to be for rescuing pitbulls. I even joked around years ago that the same impulse that makes them ❤ blacks makes them love pitbulls too.
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