What’s the opposite of try-hard? That’s Trump.
benfromtexas writes,
Did you guys see the news story, where Trump went on a first date with a Penthouse Pet? He took her for pizza (nothing extravagant), they went to her place, did the deed, and afterwards he gave her a copy of his book and told her to change her name! She said he was amazing! Straight ALPHA!!! The beta media just can’t handle him.
The book was like an anchor; every time she opened it up she was reminded of Trump. He made a Penthouse Pet an alpha widow in one night.
When paradigms shift, you’ll find an apex alpha male standing athwart the fault line, yelling Go.
How Does Donald Trump Take A Penthouse Pet On A Date?
Here’s how: Da Donald rings da GBFMS doorbelssz
da GBFM goes to da doorz and opensz it and says “yah? can i helpz you?”
And da donald says, “yah i am here to pcick your motherz upz for pizzazzz.”
so da gbfm go bakc in da home and yell “MOMZZZZ!!! TRUMP HERE! BRING ME HOME SOME PIZZASZZ!!!!”
truez story!!
lzozozzloozz
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He might make an alpha widow of this nation. I personally don’t think he will win (or be allowed to win), but there is no doubt that he has planted the seeds of something important whether he makes the White House or not.
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Well said
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Agreed. Whether he intended to or not, Trump has unleashed an entirely new political paradigm; economic nationalism. That’s bound to be attractive to the working classes of both political parties, whether the donors like it or not. Now that it’s out of the box, how are they going to be able to put it back in?,
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How? Drones with sonic weapons, I reckon.
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[…] By CH […]
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I would like to believe otherwise but I just can’t see a Trump presidency being allowed to happen. I have never seen the chattering classes quite so spooked as this, and the culturally Marxist media industrial complex is literally quaking in its open toe’d sandals. Something has got to give and Trumps power that makes him so appealing to the disaffected is what has the sackless and the ugly so utterly shit scared. Is Trump truly the unstoppable force? Is the cathedral really the immovable object? Because that is what its going to have to come down to.
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Unstoppable, immovable. Good way putting it. Call it wishful thinking, or call it reading the writing on the wall: they are not immovable any more. They lost faith in what they do. They are ennervated.
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If you are right, and as I said, I very much hope you are, this could be one of the biggest political upheavals of all time. If nothing else politics is about to get interesting for a while.
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At this point Trump doesn’t need to win, he’s already breaking the stranglehold PC has on politics.
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That is true, but can that become a lasting legacy without a presidential victory? I have doubts about both becoming a reality.
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Really? How did he respond when a maxim/bondage model moderating the first Republican debate asked him about the “war on women” on live national TV? Or when 8 out of 9 of the questions they took from facebook came from women, jews, or blacks? Did he mention the death on the job, suicide, or homelessness gaps?
Trump is better than nothing, but he’s doing only about 20% real realtalk.
zlzolzozlzozo
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I agree that Trump, while providing a whale of a show thus far, is missing many opportunities for some true RealTalk…
I know nobody ever lost money underestimating the intelligence of the American public, but still, now that he’s proven he can face down the first barrage of RAY-CISS type nonsense, meat in due season is, well, due.
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Flipping the script on white women is the best. They aren’t being used to being ignored by black men. Their confusion is just a one way street to busting a load in their swamp pit. So many times I have had slender southern belles begging for some bbc
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Flipping the script while ignoring them? When you say “slender” do you mean by the usual skewed standard?.
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By “slender”, I mean a BMI of less than 40 🙂
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Ignore the troll… never happened…
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A troll, and not even a good one.
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The only thing Cloud ever flipped was a shoe-leather hamburger patty at the local McD’s.
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If only we’d picked our own cotton.
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[…] How Does Donald Trump Take A Penthouse Pet On A Date? […]
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Wouldn’t be surprised if this was a PR move by trump, paying this woman to say this stuff. He did, after all, pay actors to go to his bid announcement (http://www.businessinsider.com/paid-actors-at-donald-trump-announcement-2015-6).
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Well, for a guy who has no problem getting thousands, if not tens of thousands, to show up at a rally… and for all the stardom groupies and hangers-on that are readily found… I find it odd that Trump would have to “seed” his press conferences/announcements/whatever.
Then again, the MSM… especially the press… is known for a high degree of integrity and accuracy… especially in re a public figure they don’t really support.
:duckface
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I just read the article… THAT’S your proof? lzozlzozlozlozlozlozlozlozlozl
Geez, Louise… c’mere and check out this bridge I’m selling on eastern Long Island. I can get it for you wholesale.
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This will shut you up: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3128230/Did-Donald-Trump-hire-PAID-ACTORS-presidential-campaign-launch-Claims-professionals-extras-brought-pose-supporters.html
[CH: the trumpening understands that image matters. btw, good job digging up this old article. you spent some time and energy finding this one. trump must really get under your skin.]
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I like trump. I’m just not going to pretend and delude myself into thinking he’s the messiah, which is what the trend seems to be around here.
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Oh, well… the UK Daily Mail… why didn’t you say so? Case closed.
:duckface
No self-respecting Cyberian fish would allow itself to be wrapped in that virtual paper.
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Look GE, this one’s obvious. But if you want to continue parading around pretending you know something no one else does, go ahead – who am I to stop you? Just don’t pretend you’re a rational being when you’re more aligned with the mindless masses than you think.
Best of luck to you.
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This latest wowz idiot shill… who has nihilists (((shakin’ they haids))) at his cynicism in re the alleged futility of life… nevertheless does appear to have a belief system…
… in the yellow press of Cyberia, of all things!
/can’t make this stuff up
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“alleged futility of life” – your people and your delicate egos – you guys just can’t swallow the ultimate red pill. Just like religious nuts. It’s a sign of inferior intelligence.
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Life is meaningless, yet here you are, arguing about politics of all things? Soon you’ll be dead and forgotten you know, not that it matters.
See it like this: it’s a managed election of no importance where we at least get to lzozlz for a few hours as Trump mentions all the things voters are not supposed to care about, while at the same time the electorate turns out to do care. Hijinks ensue!
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Glengarry,
Right, it’s just a form of entertainment. But that’s not how people are viewing it – they’re gathering hope from this all like little school girls, and they’re going to get raped in the end, because while Trump talks the talk, he can’t walk the walk. No one can.
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The irony continues to mine itself.
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Greg, the Daily Mail from Britain has long been FAR more reliable on reporting race in American events than cuckservative media in the US, let alone the treasonous NYT:
http://www.vdare.com/posts/daily-mail-vs-nyt-headlines-on-black-shooter-a-tale-of-two-newspapers
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I wouldn’t argue that… just like I wouldn’t argue how one negro may be a shade blacker than another. 😉
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“‘Omigosh, he was great'”
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“The couple have a child and live in California”
of course she does this kind of interview while currently married with a kid. of course
[CH: wives who so brazenly dishonor their husbands in this way are likely married to beta males, and the wives know it. else they wouldn’t dare. nor even have a reason to dare.]
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Burke, I agree. Her current husband must be a complete cuckolded idiot. She has NO respect for him.
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Probably a rich beta a la Zuckerberg.
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Dont kid yourself- her husband has no respect for himself either.
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Sleaziest and most obvious paid endorsement ever.
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sex is everything, and if you disagree, you are a pathetic, jewish, mewling, beta boy.
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I don’t disagree. The fact doesn’t mean the bitch is telling the truth, though.
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i was joking, merely pointing out that people think sex is what is important in a presidency.
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Martin – Ohio is a pathetic jewish mewling beta boy…
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You’re right Ohio, just as he paid the actors to show up at his presidential announcement, this is likely a paid job.
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Maybe so, but it works with the bumpkins. That’s what counts.
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omega – You’re still a virgin, aren’t you?
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I saw that story last week and thought: “How long before Heartiste…”
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Trump may have paid her to say it — and maybe she cleared it with hubby (after all, why not a little extra cash for the kid’s college fund?) — but the real question is this: Is his bedroom performance true?
I bet it its.
[CH: men who are passionate in their business life are also passionate in their sexual life. passion doesn’t follow guard rails.]
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Beta males tend to be lousy lovers? Y’don’t say!
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Guys he didnt pay her to say this just to get a dailymail article. You think its that hard to believe a famous billionaire boned a playmate and she liked it?
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timing is way too sketchy. but whatever soothes your alpha ego, just believe that.
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The same could be said for you mini-CT mongers…
… she’d get a lot more for the “he paid me to say it” story, if you’re of the suspicious mind bent.
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And the truly funny part is, even if the word got out that he paid her to say it, his poll popularity would still rise.
This guy makes “teflon” Reagan look like he was wearing velcro.
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When Trump was bedding Marla Maples, in the 1990’s, in her prime – the NY POST ran a front page headline, which was a quote from Maples “BEST SEX EVER”. It’s widely regarded as being the most libel proof news story ever written. Wish I could find a copy of it.
http://www.maxim.com/women/article/donald-trump-dating-2015-8
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CH, ever considered that Trump is controlled opposition?
TPTB sense that the tide is changing against leftism, so now they want to get today’s counter-culture (the manosphere being the prime faction) on their side so they can coopt its messages and stay in control of the dominant signal in society. We’ve had 50 years of yin, maybe the rulers now sense that it’s time for some yang again. The mid-level brahmins learn some new slogans, but the rulers stay the same.
Also, witness how Trump turns everyone into a raging fanboy, from CH to Scott Adams. It’s either love or hate, never “it is what it is”. Maybe consider that getting so riled up about a person is unhealthy. Fanboyism is a bit of a gamma trait, after all.
[CH: nice troll attempt. i shouldn’t bother explaining this to you, but i will for make benefit of new readers:
trump is loved not as much for being trump as for his effect on the cuckservatives who for too long have pretended to be the real opposition.
so if you want to know who is the controlled opposition, look at who is driven to impotent rage by the trumpening.]
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Sure, they are level 1 controlled opposition. Which worked up until now (Obama’s failure was kinda the death knell). Now people have figured out the game, and stronger theatrics are needed.
TPTB sense a great disturbance now, especially in the male population, and so they need a stronger distraction to keep things going.
Maybe they’ve decided that it’s worth having a night of the longs shivs, give the people what they want. Sacrifice the cucks and the SWPLs and give the people a feast of blood. Trump certainly knows how to put on a show.
There *are* examples of real straight shooters coming to power. Schwarzenegger was an example in my book (he has problems with the truth but seems a paragon of virtue in comparison to the other lot of politicians). Doubt if the real rulers will let someone like that be President, though. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.
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Impotent rage indeed… The cuck wishes to be thw bull but knows he can’t…
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If you had been paying attention, Edenist, you would have noticed that from day one, several of us here have been noting, on more than one occasion at that, that Trump does indeed have some strings attached to the puppet-masters…
… no one in today’s world amassing significant wealth in East Coast real estate game, nor gets an MSM microphone and stage, without the at-least tacit approval of the Tribe. DUH!
Also, several of us here are apolitical when it comes to actual nonsense such a the “democratic system”, voting, etc. But as CH noted, we LUV seeing the Cathedral squirm for a change.
So for the sake of accuracy and your own credibility, remember there’s a 3rd dimension, if you would post your thoughts about “fanboys”, and such.
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He is the Kwisatz Haderach !!!!
Holy dang, this dude has not one but two bonafide hotties on record for years saying he was the best ever, even though he dropped both of them. At this point, I don’t think any of this personae is a front. He is Don Draper without the hippie conscience and somber attitude. Oh and all the moniez….
I was worried eventually he might fail a sh%t test or cave in the pc pressure, but now I think he actually likes making the whole elite look like fools.
What if one day he was at a party with a bunch of big doffy SWPL elites and someone pissed him off, so he said heck I’ll just take over everything.
And then did it.
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All these speeches and interviews and press conferences we’re seeing, you can’t fake that. Look at this interview, the young woman can barely put a sentence together and starts grinning like a high school girl:
Probably never had a man speak to her like that in a long time. Wouldn’t be surprised if she research his romantic history.
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Lol. Great clip.
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lol ” For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!!” – St Alia of the Knife
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how does donald trump take a dump?
is his toilet made of gold?
[CH: it’s made of the porcelain tears of ¡jabe!’s low energy butthurt.]
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Why am I not surprised?
I musta been born under a lucky star to have a motherfucker like this run my country, restore it to prominence, and make establish-bitch politicians and terrorist tremble with fear.
The Man Has Returned! Long Live The Man!
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Mr Big from Sex And The City is based on Trump. So despite Candle Bushnell being a feminist kunt she would gladly love a bit of Trump.
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It continues to astound me how far out of touch the establishment is from main stream. Here’s a blurb from CNN:
“So they’re looking to more establishment PACs to potentially take him down in post-Labor Day ads.”
The more they bitch about Trump, the worse the hate ads get, the more pissed off they get *THE MORE POPULAR TRUMP GETS!*
Duh. I mean DUH! This is such great game material, one of the basics is that the opposite of attraction is not dislike, the opposite is *boredom*. After all these years and all these books and heck, even all these free freakin’ websites and videos, and the vast majority *still* do not understand the value of game. Man, I gotta go get me a pair of chicks young enough to be my grand daughters. It’ll be fun to game `em and win them away from a couple of GOP gomers on their knees begging for hugs and offering all night, no sex cuddle sessions, LOL.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/30/politics/ip-obama-trump-jeb–romney/
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Inside the book is a pack of Skittles.
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