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How Does Donald Trump Take A Penthouse Pet On A Date?

What’s the opposite of try-hard? That’s Trump.

benfromtexas writes,

Did you guys see the news story, where Trump went on a first date with a Penthouse Pet? He took her for pizza (nothing extravagant), they went to her place, did the deed, and afterwards he gave her a copy of his book and told her to change her name! She said he was amazing! Straight ALPHA!!! The beta media just can’t handle him.

The book was like an anchor; every time she opened it up she was reminded of Trump. He made a Penthouse Pet an alpha widow in one night.

When paradigms shift, you’ll find an apex alpha male standing athwart the fault line, yelling Go.