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Friday Funnies

September 4, 2015 by CH

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  1. on September 4, 2015 at 6:46 pm Diversity Is Good

    Perfect. Especially the shoes.

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  2. on September 4, 2015 at 6:47 pm Knowbody

    nobody will ever be attracted to fatty mcfattertons

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  3. on September 4, 2015 at 6:51 pm ho

    The second picture is a masterful shiv.

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 8:19 am anonymous

      Wrong again, Ho. Best photo here is the horn rimmed glasses. Not kidding. That’s a self-imposed yellow star. Pay attention.

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  4. on September 4, 2015 at 6:52 pm Arbiter

    What do you call a fat girl with a fancy new party dress?
    Fat.

    What do you call a fat girl with an intricate hairstyle?
    Fat.

    What do you call a fat girl who has had her nails done?
    Fat.

    No, sadly the punchlines are not so funny. The subject matter does not inspire. But curiously, the only two girls I have seen with colorful, expensively done nails were obese girls from the U.S.

    I remember telling my ex-gf about how guys really don’t care if a broad-waisted girl puts on a fancy dress, and in fact, guys don’t much care about girls dresses in general as long as they don’t signal weirdness. In fact, a modest dress might be a relief. But it is her body that men evaluate, not the wrapping. She just couldn’t believe that men would care so little about the party dress. I granted that yes, a beautiful dress would be appreciated for its beauty, but it would not add to the girl’s beauty in men’s eyes, which she had a hard time to believe. I have had the same reaction from other girls. They would be wise to spend more time in the gym than in the beauty parlor.

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 12:53 am Sean Fielding

      Arbiter, I think you are both right and wrong that guys don’t care about girl’s dresses, that they evaluate the body, not the wrapping. You are right in the sense that all the guy’s attention is on body, but the whole point of fashion, like all advertising, is to coral the instincts unconsciously.

      Good fashion, worn by a girl who can wield it, can add 1/2 an HBD point to her value, without a guy even knowing that it was her dress and style that added the 1/2 point. And in the ultra-competitive world of comely young women, a marginal utility of an extra 1/2 point is huge.

      I guess you could say, ‘guys may not care about the wrapping, but the wrapping cares about guys.’ And so the guys are unwittingly forced to care.

      In nature it’s the same way: the bee does not know that the flower is a big advertisement, and the nectar a reward, all to get the bee to spread pollen.

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      • on September 5, 2015 at 12:23 pm 88

        i think clothes matter a lot more than we think. it’s not only about the shape of the body. clothes also represent a person’s values and personality.

        you see two equally attractive girls, one in sweats or north face/columbia and jeans, flip flops or uggs. compare that to a girl in a dress and heels.

        i find the second choice more appealing visually (obviously) but aside from that, she’s giving me an impression of who she is and what she’ll be like down the road. someone who cares about her appearance and enjoys being feminine. that’s who she is. that’s her priority.

        the other girl? her priority is being comfortable and fitting in with all of her equally lazy friends. so which girl do think is going to keep up on her appearance and try to please you with feminine lingerie, dresses, heels, makeup, hair, etc.? sure as hell won’t be the sweats girl.

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      • on September 5, 2015 at 9:53 pm Arbiter

        Perhaps you are right, Sean Fielding. I was picturing the most telling cases though, fat girls dressed to the nines, with their hair and makeup done carefully – and it means nothing.

        you see two equally attractive girls, one in sweats or north face/columbia and jeans, flip flops or uggs. compare that to a girl in a dress and heels.

        Obviously, if they have equally attractive bodies, other factors can weigh in. Though in that case I’d say personality weighs in more. Now, comparing sweats and flip flops to dress and high heels – unless the girl is simply relaxing at home, then obviously a dress and high heels is preferable. If a girl wears sweats and flip flops to a social gathering, then that would fall under “signals weirdness” as I wrote above, which I agree would have a negative effect.

        Though if the girl in high heals and flip flops was fat, and the girl in sweats was hot as hell…. If you search for “fitness motivation” in YouTube and look at the girls in those videos, despite wearing sweat pants … that’s something to dig into.

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 8:22 am anonymous

      True, and lol at least beauty parlor is better than tattoo parlor, piercing shop, and shopping for bracelets, shoes, etc. So many times I see a fat tatted up woman with tats, piercings, jewelry and think: despite her protestations to the contrary, she cares very much about her appearance and what others think of it. She might rail against “traditional beauty” (because she’s a fattie), but her own “sense of style” is her attempt to “look good” in her brain. And I think, she literally could have spent every minute she spent getting a tattoo or piercing or buying her 50th handbag simply doing squats, pushups and situps, and that would have been preferable for her and the world.

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 8:29 am Corvo

      It really is amazing, when you think about it, that the #1 worst flaw that makes otherwise attractive girls unattractive (and makes otherwise marginal girls hideous) is … fat.

      And to not be fat, it simply requires refraining from doing something – to achieve the basic quality of not being fat, one simply has to eat less. Sure, working out will improve a girl’s looks, but to avoid the #1 flaw all a girl has to “do” is do less eating.

      But the innate biological craving to eat is so strong that, combined with the crap food out there today, most girls cannot resist their subconscious drive toward fatville.

      Makes you think about why Game principles work even though for years they have been publicly out there for everyone to see, and for the grrrrls to rail against. The innate hypergamy is just as embedded as the innate craving to overeat.

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  5. on September 4, 2015 at 6:55 pm Friday Funnies | Manosphere.com

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  6. on September 4, 2015 at 6:59 pm Arbiter

    Feel-good philosophy: “Looking at these 6 things will make you love your body more”

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/26/body-image-projects-women_n_4899201.html

    Doing squats would make you love your body even more, ladies.

    Photographer Gracie Hagen asked her subjects to pose in traditionally “sexy” poses, and juxtaposed those pictures with images of the same women showing their bodies in an “unflattering” light. The results call into question what “attractive” really means, and how authentic traditional attractiveness really is.

    “‘Illusions of the Body’ was made to tackle the supposed norms of what we think our bodies are supposed to look like,” Hagen told HuffPost. “Most of us realize that the media displays only the prettiest photos of people, yet we compare ourselves to those images. We never get to see those photos juxtaposed against a picture of that same person looking unflattering.”

    In most of those “illusions” pictures the models (1) are not attractive in the first place, so the beauty-and-ugliness-are-in-every-person idea fails, and (2) simply push their shoulders forward, not exactly an awe-inspiring transformation.

    And how bizarre they are, these beauty-hating, perverted creatures who are allowed publicity in our time, instead of shoveling manure or working by the assembly line as they should. How bizarre that the media owners place them front and center. Our era will be forever known as Bizarro World, a warning example in the history books.

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    • on September 4, 2015 at 7:30 pm Abundance Mentality

      My life changed the day I realized that almost everything important in the world happens silently. These fatsos can screech 24/7 about fat acceptance, but in the wordless rejections that men give them (a silent “Next!”), the consequences of their fatness is realized.

      I’d rather the fatties said nothing, but nothing they say matters. The proof is in the boner, not in sounds coming out of the mouth.

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    • on September 4, 2015 at 9:29 pm Anonymous

      Photographer Gracie Hagen asked her subjects to toss a ball in the air, and juxtaposed those pictures with images of the ball lying on the ground. The results call into question what “gravity” really means, and how authentic gravity really is.

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      • on September 5, 2015 at 9:54 pm Arbiter

        Bull’s eye.

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  7. on September 4, 2015 at 7:00 pm Friday Funnies | Neoreactive

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  8. on September 4, 2015 at 7:00 pm Johnny Redux

    Bruce Jenner’s cat….priceless!! hahahaha.

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    • on September 4, 2015 at 7:55 pm Sentient

      Indeed. LOL

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  9. on September 4, 2015 at 7:08 pm The Spirit Within

    Add to the starter pack a brightly colored A-line skirt the size of an XL bath sheet.

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    • on September 4, 2015 at 7:39 pm Arbiter

      But – look at those curls! Surely that will make men ignore the rest.

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    • on September 4, 2015 at 8:09 pm corvinus333

      I think that’s called a moomoo.

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      • on September 4, 2015 at 11:06 pm JironGhrad

        It’s an emergency parachute. You know… if the plane goes down, you steal it.

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      • on September 4, 2015 at 11:29 pm BC

        Why do you think the plane was going down in the first place?

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      • on September 5, 2015 at 2:54 am Greg Eliot

        I’m not sure only two moos suffice.

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      • on September 5, 2015 at 5:51 am MadScienceType

        Killin’ it.

        Then eatin’ it.

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      • on September 5, 2015 at 9:57 pm Arbiter

        Why do you think the plane was going down in the first place?

        Why? Wanna guess how much that girl weighs?

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    • on September 4, 2015 at 9:46 pm Canadian Friend

      So The Sponge Within gives him/her self permission to make fun of fat girls, but he/she gets very upset if we say the truth/not so nice things about colored/immigrants/illegals.

      Typical leftist.

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  10. on September 4, 2015 at 7:18 pm Dildo Faggins

    Jesse Eisenberg, spittin’ that anxious, snarky Jew game:

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    • on September 4, 2015 at 7:36 pm Arbiter

      Funny how they have those wormy lips. As if the eyes and the nose weren’t enough. (Rhinoplasty for the win!) There is a part in A Song of Ice and Fire where the Bastard of Bolton is described as having lips like worms, which made me think, they have Tribesmen in the story too?

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    • on September 4, 2015 at 9:40 pm JohnDSee

      It’s try hard. And hardly off the cuff. More Hollywood fantasy.

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    • on September 4, 2015 at 10:48 pm Snarky Rat Smugbucket Jon Liebowitz

      Oy vey! But ve are open and generous race!

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 5:19 am Colonel Trautman

      Observations;

      He’s much more feminine than her; inflection, demeanor, mannerisms.

      She is curveless.

      She’s wearing “I’m not trying to be attractive” glasses because she thinks she’s so extraordinary that she doesn’t even have to try.

      Both make it as celebrities in this day and age which is unreal.

      Every single one of his lines is supplicating.

      He’s never deadlifted in his life.

      She thinks she’s untouchably hot, but in a Southern Hemisphere disco, she finishes the night crying in the corner of her booth, ignored by males who require actual curves as a baseline entry point.

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 7:45 am Culum Struan

      There’s actually a YaReally breakdown of this exact interview somewhere in his archives – it’s quite an interesting read.

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 8:25 am anonymous

      NOTE THE HORN RIMMED GLASSES. IT’S A SELF-IMPOSED YELLOW STAR.

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      • on September 5, 2015 at 7:12 pm Sean Fielding

        It’s the guy who is Jewish.The chick with the glasses, Romina, is very likely Aryan – her first name is Italian, her last name is Spanish and I can’t find it in a few lists of Marrano names I tried.

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  11. on September 4, 2015 at 7:27 pm elmer

    Making your case

    This, of course, is what happens at any face-to-face job interview. Come prepared for whatever can be thrown at you. Know your résumé inside and out, and be able to expand on everything you have written in it. Read books and articles about interviewing, and prepare. However, don’t overprepare so much that your answers seem rehearsed. You can’t fake sincerity and should never misrepresent what you’ve done.

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    • on September 4, 2015 at 7:58 pm Sentient

      Halfway attractive girls who flirt a bit often get hired. Women all know this of course… and they HATE when they have to be interviewed by an ugly 50 YO spinster.

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      • on September 5, 2015 at 9:38 pm Culum Struan

        Heh, I quite literally did this as a (totally blue pill beta) college senior picking freshmen to join a (nerdy) society that I ran. The other two (equally beta) guys on the interview panel and I just looked at each other and *knew* which candidate we were taking without saying why. The ugly 50 year old spinster who was our faculty advisor literally said “I know the real reason why you are picking her but I can’t stop you”.

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  12. on September 4, 2015 at 7:29 pm Johnny Lionseed

    Lol’d so hard at the fuckin dog.

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  13. on September 4, 2015 at 8:53 pm Patrick Yamamoto

    I’ve noticed a lot of fat ladies with tattoos and wondered, why? If she sat for hours under the needle in an effort to make herself more attractive, why didn’t she also cut back on food in order to make herself much, much more attractive?
    It’s evidence that some women think tattoos make a difference to her attractiveness, and that good health does not.

    [CH: because fat women value food more than they value love. the pleasures of food are more immediate and easier to obtain. love requires a bit of effort.]

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    • on September 4, 2015 at 10:02 pm Canadian Friend

      I know I will insult a lot of people but Tattoos are – often but not always – a lazy way to try and get something you don’t deserve.

      For example a guy with skinny arms is too lazy to work out for 2 hours, 4 days a week, instead he will get large tattoos on his arms that will make him look tough.

      Fat girls could put some effort into eating less, exercising more, but instead they get tattoos and nose piercings.

      A scar is an authentic thing, maybe you were in war zone,

      a trophy is an authentic thing, maybe you trained for years and won a competition, maybe you saved someone’s life and you got a medal for that, you got because you went trough something, but a tattoo is something you buy and wear like a kid wears a mask on Halloween night; it is all pretend, it is all fake ( most of the time)

      You do not earn a tattoo you purchase it like you purchase a pair of shoes.

      There are exceptions but generally tattoos are bullshit.

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    • on September 4, 2015 at 10:34 pm peckerwood

      isn’t most female love infatuation, fantasy, pet, or pity? Those are pretty easy to whip up. Harder to get reciprocation though. Worked with a war pig once, who was enraptured by Daniel Craig. The time spent obsessing over the unobtainable by the undateable is a serious time-suck.

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    • on September 4, 2015 at 11:11 pm Arbiter

      It’s probably about looking tough, too tough to care what people think about them. (Sure, ladies.) Also because it’s one thing they can change about their bodies, making them feel like they are in control.

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 1:36 am Harland

      It’s funny, the primary lesson of the first PUAs from 1997-2002 was be a better man. Turns out, that’s what women want to sleep with. How to be a better man? Increase your status, do something with yourself, and present a better appearance.

      Women are attempting to do the same thing today, figure out what’s wrong and why they can’t get men. Instead of figuring out what men really want, they’re attempting to tell men that what they want is wrong and men need to change. Imagine if PUAs had tried that: “What women really want is a man who wears wal-mart khakis, is nervous, no interests or hobbies, can barely afford a shitbox apartment, and asks women for permission to proceed.” And then started a global media campaign shaming women into loser acceptance. This would be a great satire, I wish I was a movie maker with millions of dollars.

      “Seek truth from facts.”
      — The Book of Han, popularized by Deng Xiaoping

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      • on September 5, 2015 at 11:59 am Mike

        Pro comment. I’ve often thought that if the military could somehow harness the power of the female ego we’d have an unbeatable tactical battlefield weapon.

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 8:30 am anonymous

      LOL .. yep I made same comment above before reading this one. they spend hours getting tattoes, buying bracelets (not even expensive ones–plastic), etc. — they care about their appearance contrary to what they claim. they should have spent every minute they spent getting piercings and buying shoes simply doing squats. don’t even need a gym (women especially). squats, pushups (on knees if necessary), crunches…

      As we all know but fatties don’t, a fit woman with no makeup, no jewelry, and especially no tats or nose rings is a zillion times more attractive than even a woman who needs to lose 15 pounds (not horribly obese) with jewelry and makeup. In the absence of something gross (really bad acne), even a plain jain is a trillion times preferable to a fattie if the plain jain is fit.

      as some have written here, in fact — in the absence of deformities and rare cases of bad luck, MOST white women are, in fact, “pretty enough” if they are only fit and hygienic. Put on tasteful makeup and they are “at least” a 7 and with a nice body that they have earned through exercise and discipline, that’s marriage material for the bottom 85% of men, which is good enough for most everybody.

      feminism has been an attack on WOMEN and white families and civilization.

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  14. on September 4, 2015 at 9:27 pm PA

    If our eyes need a break from ugly Lena, there is this. Agnetha was not a classic beauty, but that’s judging her against the Olympian ideal. This spaceyness about her, this pure Nordic blonde otherworldliness, is a thing to savor.

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 1:18 am GT

      A lot of Swedish girls are girl next door types. Usual north-west Euro mix. But thrown in there are the strange surprise and delight types. Sat next to one at a wedding a week or so back. Otherworldliness to them. Asiatic eyes, white blond, neanderthal+, strangely humble, shy. My Swedish wife is girl next type, but has blue eyes that speak of a complicated northern past.

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 5:46 am ROFL

      Dat RAYCISSsS! !!
      Somebody should post one of the innumerable examples of african musical art and female superiority!

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 8:38 am Days of Broken Arrows

      LOL! If you’re gonna go ’70s, there’s an endless supply of hotties, from Adrienne Barbeau to Valerie Perrine to Lynda Carter. You couldn’t miss back then. I was a child in that era and I think it got baked into my subconscious that women would always look like this. Not quite…

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      • on September 5, 2015 at 9:20 am Greg Eliot

        Barbeau had a nice big set of barbeaux, but she was a little harsh with the attitude… maybe from hanging around Maude.

        But, yeah, Valerie Perrine… the stuff dreams are made of.

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 8:47 am elmer

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      • on September 5, 2015 at 9:18 am lcs

        Is that a front or rear view of Denali?

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      • on September 5, 2015 at 12:07 pm PA

        Is that Agnetha after her US tour?

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      • on September 5, 2015 at 12:49 pm Canadian Friend

        It is Thwack’s girlfriend…

        Stereotype rape!

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  15. on September 4, 2015 at 9:50 pm Vagina dominator

    My contribution in advance of a masculine weekend for us all is a set of fresh links to some of the manliest popular writers of the modern era. These links are for Chateau readers who appreciate a fast moving story where the hero is a man who, as Rollo says, makes himself and his own needs his “mental point of origin”.

    These heroes are men you would like to be, or at least like to know. Of course some will point out that there’s white knighting here, and plenty of “beta” selflessness, but there’s also a hell of a lot of self-possession, self-respect, self-determination and a refreshingly clear-eyed understanding of the nature of women.

    This is low-to-middle-brow stuff, in the same way that cold beer and a good boxing match is low brow. Maybe that suits you. It does me.

    Note: even on a shitty connection you can download all of this stuff in a few minutes.

    Ian Fleming
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    Leslie Charteris (The Saint)
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    Please enjoy.

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  16. on September 4, 2015 at 10:05 pm Noel

    Following CH’s comment — I think, in general, most women loathe anything resembling hard work and discipline. So the idea of keeping at a diet is much harder, the rewards less immediate — than a tub of ice creme, a tattoo, a new haircut, a new dress. Similar to when I hear girls say: “I’m a writer!” I’d say: “that’s great, what do you write?” Reply: “poetry, my personal blog, etc.” I ask: “nice, anything else?” Reply: “Oh, yes! I’m working on a novel.” I ask: “How’s that coming along?” Reply: “Oh, I’ve got a few pages….but I’m thinking I’m better talented at writing articles….”

    I’m going to give a girl kudos if she hands me a 250 page tome. Most girls I see wouldn’t be able to sit down to do that. Hence the 2 paragraph blog or article or the haiku or the tub of ice creme.

    It’s also no surprise that most women bail out of a marriage, too. Too much work.

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  17. on September 4, 2015 at 10:24 pm peckerwood

    I like it’s called bruce and not c8tlyn

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  18. on September 4, 2015 at 10:41 pm Friday Funnies | Reaction Times

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  19. on September 4, 2015 at 11:12 pm Lee

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 7:36 am elmer

      Yoga XXL. That’s hilarious until they go into “Wind Relieving Pose”.

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  20. on September 4, 2015 at 11:35 pm Arbiter

    Just the other day I searched for “obesity by country” and saw the U.S. in the top with 30.6% of the population with a BMI above 30. Next comes Mehico at 24.2. Then Britain, Slovakia, Greece … but most of Europe is at 14 or below. And I can tell you, those 14 % are generally older people.

    However, this doesn’t tell the whole truth. I also found that five percent of the U.S. population are “morbidly obese”. As I sat on the train later I counted to about forty people in the carriage. Imagine if two of them, five percent, had been morbidly obese, and that it would always be so, in your presence. It is an eyesore, it hurts our desire for beauty, created by strong instinct. It would not be fun to live close to that wherever I go. Though to be fair, it seems that the obesity average in the U.S. is strongly increased by the Southern states, which incidentally have a high concentration of Blacks – U.S. Blacks being the fattest group on earth except for some Pacific Islanders. So maybe it’s not that bad anywhere you go.

    Still, wouldn’t you rather that someone do something about this? Obesity went up in the U.S. because of ever-present access to low-priced fast food. Ironically, the good economy and low taxes became an enemy in this way. When fast-food restaurants later came to Europe the dangers were already known, and VAT made sure they weren’t as cheap and numerous. How would you address this in the U.S.? If you were king for a few years and you chose happiness instead of high-sounding principles?

    I’d seek a way to shut down some fast-food restaurants. Not because of leftist hatred of enterprise, but because this particular enterprise is not really needed. I’d also make sure that snacks, soda and alcohol were sold in separate stores, not in grocery stores. Tobacco too. And ban commercial ads for these goods. Take away the constant temptation that people succumb to.

    I wonder … if people could choose, would they choose to live in a country where people were slim again thanks to government mandate, or where people were obese and unhappy because of high-sounding principles? One day we are going to kill ourselves with principles. “Here Lies A Principled Race”, our tombstone will say.

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 7:30 am Sentient

      Arbiter – if you corrolated obesity and wealth you would find it interesting. In wealthy zip codes thin is and has always been in. It’s still very rare to see very fat people in Greenwich, Orange County, or even north Chicago.

      Whereas poorer areas like Tulsa, south Atlanta and the Bronx it’s common, the inverse even.

      A big part of it comes down to poor people have poor ways.

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      • on September 5, 2015 at 10:04 pm Arbiter

        Yes, that’s true. In every country. Funny how those oh-so-poor people can afford beer and potato chips.

        There was a chart that showed what percentage of the purchasing power people spend on unnecessary pleasures. The LESS the income, the MORE of it do people spend on the unnecessary – chips, beer, cigarettes, whatever.

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 8:02 am X

      the best solution would be weighins for EBT allotments and scales at fast food restaurants that add tax to the cost based on BMI. why should my eyeballs be the only ones required to pay for fat acceptance?

      love the Lindy West starter kit.

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      • on September 5, 2015 at 10:07 pm Arbiter

        Sounds like a good idea. Or make sure EBT cards can’t pay for certain goods, like potato chips. At any rate, something should be done, no matter if it’s called fascist or whatever.

        I suspect people would rather live in an America that was an outright dictatorship, if it meant everyone was slim and beautiful, instead of an America with democracy where everyone was fat and ugly. If people stood before the magic portals and could step into one world or the other. Let the ideologies say what they want.

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  21. on September 5, 2015 at 4:32 am James1

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 4:48 am David Clark

      Question mainstream media. Indeed.

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  22. on September 5, 2015 at 4:42 am David Clark

    The times don’t change. The nation just got a shit ton lazier. Check the link for weight standards of Hollywood’s beauties before feminism made it seem evil to be slim…

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/84724311/

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  23. on September 5, 2015 at 6:10 am Charming Richard

    Women require men to provide and protect the present, men require women to provide and protect the future. One without the other is none.

    And so it goes…the ongoing destruction of White women reaches a fever pitch with this fat thing. As with all communist lies and nostrums, the idea, empowering women, the mechanics thereof are designed to produce the exact opposite.

    Fat is beautiful is a huge victory for the left, and a massive defeat for women and their men. Thank you ladies, you’re digging our graves for pennies on the dollar.

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 8:32 am anonymous

      Indeed.

      We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children.

      Because the beauty of the White Aryan women must not perish from the earth.

      #fourteeneighty-eight

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  24. on September 5, 2015 at 8:18 am anonymous

    lzozlzozlzlzo Wolrd War Jew continues, men.

    http://news.yahoo.com/hungarian-bus-fleet-delivers-migrants-austria-welcome-062852405.html

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 8:34 am anonymous

      In honor of the Austro-Hungarian empire, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austria-Hungary, every white man should buy a new Glock this week. Then go to bulk ammo dot com. Great prices and service.

      If you are a newbie, search for Hickock45 on youtube to learn everything you need to know about safety and your new family protection device.

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  25. on September 5, 2015 at 8:24 am elmer

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 8:34 am Corvo

      Deep down inside, you can tell what she wants communicated to her is a bitch-slap.

      And she looks like Scott Walker.

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 11:19 pm Mean Mr. Mustard

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      • on September 6, 2015 at 8:23 am elmer

        I never met a dame who didn’t understand a shlap in the face or a shlug from a forty-five.

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  26. on September 5, 2015 at 8:31 am elmer

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 9:59 am YIH

      1. Point Glock
      2. Video it on phone
      3. Time the first shots to be shown on live TV
      4. Later, an hero

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 10:09 pm Arbiter

      Killing what? That alien life form that has attached itself to her head?

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      • on September 6, 2015 at 8:24 am elmer

        She is probably puzzled why she had a constant sore neck.

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  27. on September 5, 2015 at 8:32 am elmer

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  28. on September 5, 2015 at 8:34 am elmer

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  29. on September 5, 2015 at 8:36 am Hackett To Bits

    And the meal plan…

    …no sense in doing things halfway…

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  30. on September 5, 2015 at 8:39 am Bill Brasky

    Gents,

    Guess where Bruce Jenner went to high school?

    Newtown CT, class of ’68.

    We’re swimming in alphabet soup…

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  31. on September 5, 2015 at 8:46 am anonymous

    Has anybody noticed that many “antisemitic conspiracy theories” are OBVIOULSY merely observations of undeniable facts?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zionist_Occupation_Government_conspiracy_theory

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisemitism

    I saw the world record for jew-documentaries broken last week. As you know, whenever you watch any documentary (on any subject–the type of stuff on the history channel, discovery channel, etc — about dinosours, black holes, science, history, whatever), 95% of all “intellectuals” who give opinions will be Jews. But usually you will find that perhaps at least one Goy appears in every movie or even twice in one movie. Well last week I watched three documentaries and literally there was a world record: 34 out of 34 “humans” who appeared in the three movies were Jews.

    2% of the population.
    44% of the Supreme Court.

    Jewish women: 1% of the population. 22% of the Supreme Court.

    White Protestant men: 0% (zero percent) of the Supreme Court of the United States.

    Here is who re-writes our Constitution to serve the war on white women:

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  32. on September 5, 2015 at 9:21 am elmer

    What’s the deal with white guys and Asian Women?

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 9:44 am Soap

      We may never know…

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 9:10 pm Modern Primitive

      They’re more feminine than white girls.

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 10:14 pm Arbiter

      Ha, that’s funny. I remember once in college, I was in a class with many foreign students. There was this sweet Chinese girl, so attractive because she really didn’t know how she was “supposed” to act according to current Western standards for women. And because she was slim. People would present a small group project one day, and there were two White girls standing in front of the class, and after them the Chinese girl, who was alone up there because her partner was ill. Wow, what a difference to see her stand exactly where another girl had stood right before her. Smiling happily, with slim waist and narrow shoulders. There was no way not to notice the difference.

      People often say “slim” about Asians, but they forget the narrow shoulders, which are also a big sign of youth.

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  33. on September 5, 2015 at 9:35 am Just Saying

    OMG! I can’t unsee that…. Put up a sign or something…

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  34. on September 5, 2015 at 9:57 am eyeslevel

    If fatties are so desirable, why doesn’t Femen hire them? Same with older women. If older women are so sexy, why doesn’t Femen hire them? Or non-whites? If race doesn’t matter, why are Femen street activists overwhelmingly white? Femen needs to be sued for discriminatory hiring practices. Young, slender women are nothing special, but that’s all Femen hires? What? If Victoria’s Secret needs to hire fatties, so does Femen.

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    • on September 5, 2015 at 10:21 pm Arbiter

      And if they are so attractive, why don’t the leftist Hollywood producers hire them?

      Because they know slim women with long hair and certain facial traits are attractive, and they want to use that to sell. They know that despite the heavy propaganda, people will respond to actual beauty, not what the propaganda says is beautiful.

      BUT, we get no philosophical or scientific defense for the beauty on screen and our attraction to it. It is instead used to show us that those with “stereotypes” are in control, instead of the Left. (Same as how “the main character is White!” is used to show that “racists” are in control, not the Left. But the main character is White because that is what the White audience identifies with despite all the propaganda, and it is even the default that non-Whites prefer, rather than someone from another non-White race than their own.)

      So beauty is used to draw in the viewers, and that is then used to constantly guilt us, because beauty is never given a verbal defense. And that guilt is used to silence us, and make us atone through loyalty to leftist causes.

      Interestingly this culture of guilt is something even Nietzsche described way back when – talking about how Europeans both defended and conquered despite the slave morality, but were then made to feel guilty because conquest was not allowed a philosophical defense, and for that they had to atone by being loyal to the churches from whence the slave morality came, constantly asking for forgiveness.

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  35. on September 5, 2015 at 7:45 pm benfromtexas

    This cultural Marxist trend disturbs me!

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  36. on September 5, 2015 at 9:28 pm Johannes BB


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  37. on September 6, 2015 at 6:43 am dexteranddeedee

    what’s with the spectacles? I don’t get it.

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  38. on September 10, 2015 at 6:13 pm Anonymous

    Actually it’s Caitlin Jenner, you bigoted assholes.

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