Comment Of The Week: The Microjizzome

COTW winner Artisanal Toad titillates with a suggestive theory for why men prefer virgins and why cock carousel riders are bad bets for long-term commitment.

I suggest that CH spend some time investigating the complexities of the microbiome with respect to the [Alpha Fux/Beta Bux] model.

The act of “becoming one flesh” is usually relegated to the sidelines as a spiritual concept but in reality its a simple biological fact that everyone has a specific microbiome profile. Everyone has about ten trillion cells that make up their bodies, but there are about one hundred trillion cells living in that same body that are microbes. The human genome has about twenty-one thousand genes, but the microbes living in the body have around eight million genes that interact with the body, turn genes on and off, tinker with the immune system and stuff like that. The microbes in the body are part of who the person is.

When a woman spreads her legs for a guy she isn’t just getting his semen, she’s getting a big dose of his microbiome and as time passes they literally become one flesh as their microbiome profiles merge. The microbiome affects who you are, how you think and how you feel. It has a huge impact on things like digestion, allergies, diabetes, obesity, bowel disorders and even psychiatric stuff like schizophrenia and depression. Researchers are just getting started looking at this stuff.

(Not to put to sharp a point on it… but there’s a good scientific reason for not sticking your dick in crazy… because it rubs off and becomes part of you. It works the other way too. The sluts who hook up with the bad boys are getting a dose of their microbiome profile… absorbing crazy one microbe at a time. The dark tryads, the psychopaths, the aspy-alphas, all of them. We don’t even know the questions to ask in terms of to what degree the microbiome profile affects psychopathy, sociopathy and the cluster-B problems, but there’s plenty of evidence to suggest something is there.)

One aspect of alpha fux is when several women are sharing the same guy, there is a shared exchange of the microbiome with each other as well as him and over time they all develop a similar profile. So, if he’s sticking his dick in crazy he’s going to be transmitting crazy to every woman he screws after that. Think about it. Why are more and more women so screwed up? Maybe there’s more here than meets the eye.

The microbiome has an impact on emotions and the way you think about things. It goes even further, though, when we consider single mothers. When a woman gets pregnant, fetal cells will invade her body. These are almost always stem cells and they’ll go to any part of her body that needs help and set to work repairing it. But, fetal cells are half her DNA and half his DNA. That means the father of that baby will literally become a part of her with every baby she has because those cells don’t go away. His DNA will be with her for the rest of her life along with his microbiome.

Do you really want a woman like that? Again, science hasn’t even begun to investigate the extent of what is happening here.

Doctors used to think that semen was just the delivery vehicle for the sperm, but now they know better. Semen is now considered the most complex fluid the body produces, more complex than blood. It’s loaded with enzymes and prostaglandins that female bodies don’t produce. The vagina, cervix and uterus will absorb it. This is one reason why women are biologically attracted to being raw-dogged, because to use condoms is to rob them of things they need. Literally.

The woman about to hit the wall that’s a former carousel rider looking to change lanes has polluted herself in a very microbial way as much as she can and a man that settles for something like that is taking on a case of “damaged goods” in ways that science is only just now beginning to investigate.

This sounds similar to Greg Cochrane’s theory that a lot of unusual human behaviors, like homosexuality, may be caused by pathogens.

So if we accept the “microjizzome” theory at face value, we have to accept that our wise forebears had it right about young virginal women: virgins are a prize worth pursuing. And the value of virgins is nearly universally high across the globe.

I don’t necessarily buy this theory. It carries a whiff of epigenetics, which is a favored, and mostly overblown, opposing theory held by a lot of blank slatists against the gene-dominant view of causes of human behavior. But, it does have some theoretical and observational evidence for it, so it’s worth investigating to see if there’s something there.

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COTW runner-up is “just passing through”, who remarks on the Charlotte Proudman story making the alt-mockery rounds.

CH’s wisdom must have finally got through to my thick head. As soon as I read tho story this morning I posted this comment in the Telegraph…

GENDER TRUTH 101

Any man with the slightest knowledge of how attraction works in the female psyche, knows that this woman wasn’t really upset with this Man’s indication of interest in her, but because he weakly, hedged his bets by qualifying that interest with the precursor…”I know this isn’t PC but”. And in so doing, sub-communicated his fear. And a frightened Man, is da facto, weak. And there is nothing that turns women off of a man quicker than weakness. In fact, a frightened Man is to a woman, what a drowning person is to another drowning person… At best useless at worse dangerous.

So here’s a diamond bullet of wisdom, mark it well:

A WOMAN WILL FORGIVE A MAN ANYTHING ECCEPT WEAKNESS!

But just as “Male Weakness” is cryptonite to a woman’s attraction triggers, “Male Boldness” is pure cat nip. So be bold men. Be bold.

Oh, and never ever ever apologise. Ever! Women take apologies as just another sign of weakness. By all means apologise to your male friends but never to a woman. It won’t help. If you get cornered, do a Clinton…. ” mistakes have been made” speech. But don’t apologise. Ever!

100% truefact. Women are repulsed by weak men like men are repulsed by fat and ugly women.