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¡Jabe! Bush: Insecure, Try-Hard Betaboy

September 17, 2015 by CH

This latest confirmation of ¡Jabe! Bush’s innate beta maleness is so funny that for a moment you will forget about weeping for the decline of your nation.

¡Jabe!, already 6’3″ tall, felt it was necessary to stand on his tiptoes while positioned next to Donald “My Three Wives Are Hotter Than Your Aztec Oneitis” Trump.

What a maroon! Think about how fucking insecure and mentally lazy a man must be to pull this stunt in full view of cameras, essentially telling the world that he isn’t confident in his 6’3″ height to project an aura of dominance over his hated rival Trump, who bullycides Jeb so completely that Jeb lurches into desperate countermeasures, like a spastic nerd wearing underwear with detachable waistband so he can smugly retort “fooled you!” when he receives another atomic wedgie.

When people see this, do you know what they’ll think about you, Jeb? That Trump has your number. He’s under your skin. He’s winning. And you’re losing, because you’re a loser at heart. The stink of loser eeps from your fatfuck chipmunk cheeked plushboy facehole, and it’s become clearer to everyone why your fragile ego demanded you squat up with a third world midget and let her embarrass you for years, the wife of a major public figure, by never learning to speak English.

Goddamn these cuckservatives are useless. They need to be tossed out like last week’s garbage. Their rot infects everything and strangles any hope of a real revolution coming to wash away the grime.

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Reader Otsuka adds,

Think about a man who has been a governor of a large state; a man who has both brother and father former Presidents; standing on his tiptoes because he feels his 6’3″ stature is inadequate to impress the girls. The mind reels, the revulsion for this betaboy is reflected in his poll numbers. Imagine what must be going on in the minds of the PAC dropping a 100 million dollars on this pathetic creature.

What is Jeb’s PAC thinking? *flush*

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  1. on September 17, 2015 at 12:25 pm burke

    not just that, did you see the ‘5’ he got from trump? trump wasn’t even looking at him, he stole the moment, and jeb like slammed the 5. the guy is so needy it’s disgusting. watch his face when he slaps the 5. embarrassing

    and then:

    “apologize to my wife”
    “i will not”
    *crickets*

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 1:51 pm JohnDSee

      It sure seems like the PAC or SUPER PAC or whatever (I don’t understand this BS) is hell bent on forcing this turd on us. They’re going to ignore popular opinion and public will, all while saying, ‘you’ll support who we SAY you’re going to support’. Fuck that. Fuck them. Cheers

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      • on September 17, 2015 at 3:34 pm The Straw That Stirs the Drink

        Yes. That’s how it works. See Dole, McCain and Romney.

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 2:21 pm Obviously Cap'n

      I SAW THIS LAST NIGHT, and I knew that The Donald was 6’3″ and I was saying to everyone, “Since when was Jeb Bush 6’8″ tall?!?!?”

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 6:21 pm Sentient

      Worse was the ingratiating cackling Jeb did at Trump’s Secret Service handle joke of Humble…

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    • on September 18, 2015 at 8:21 am Johnny Redux

      To a liberal, everything is a real or pretend affront. TrI am mp mentioning that JGermany en probably has a pro-illegal bias because of his wife is valid, and it was Jeb himself pushing his lame Incan love story on the public (clearly to attract liberals, not those in the base of his party) in the first place, bringing her “into this ruckus”. Hypocrisy at its finest. Trump should called him out on this, but missed a step in his game, even if he did not apologize. He should have amplified.

      Then there is Carey, who took an attack on her bitter shrew face as an ‘attack on all women’. How is her face the representative face of all women?! It is not (thank God), and so again Trump should have called her out on that nonsense, just as an attack on Trump’s hair is not an attack on all men.

      Do not give an inch to these liberals when they push the “I am offended!” meme. Deny, refute, and amplify.

      In related news, some Muslim dog in The Netherlands started a petition for Munich, Germany to cancel Oktoberfest because the 16-day event “offends” Muslims, including new fake refugees from Syria, Iraq and Afghanistan. You cannot make this stuff up!

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      • on September 18, 2015 at 8:27 am Johnny Redux

        Sorry for poor typing (damn tablet keyboard!). The first paragraph, above, was supposed to read:

        “To a liberal, everything is a real or pretend affront. Trump mentioning that Jeb probably has a pro-illegal bias because of his wife, is valid, and it was Jeb himself pushing his lame Incan love story on the public (clearly to attract liberals, not those in the base of his party) in the first place several weeks ago, bringing her “into this ruckus”. Hypocrisy at its finest. Trump should called him out on this, but missed a step in his game, even if he did not apologize. He should have amplified.”

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  2. on September 17, 2015 at 12:26 pm racerxx

    I couldn’t believe it but Jebito was even a bigger jackass this debate than the last. If I was Trump I might’ve slugged the guy. Or at least given a hockey-style body check.

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  3. on September 17, 2015 at 12:28 pm Canadian Friend

    Jeb’s wife never learned English? is that true?

    if it is , then she is pretty much saying; ” fuck you Americans, I do not care about your language nor your culture ”

    [CH: it’s true. now, it’s either a fuck you to americans, or she’s too stupid to learn passable english. either way, it reflects poorly on jabe.]

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 1:09 pm corvinus333

      Given how that revolting shit George P. cited his mother telling him that “we must fight for our race”, I’d go with “fuck you to Americans”.

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 1:10 pm Diabeetus

      Jeb Bush’s wife does speak English. Here is a link to her speaking. http://www.c-span.org/video/?174950-1/girls-substance-abuse (around 22:17 onward).

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      • on September 17, 2015 at 3:02 pm greginaurora

        I watched it. I’m still not convinced that she speaks English.

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      • on September 17, 2015 at 3:23 pm peterike

        “Jeb Bush’s wife does speak English. Here is a link to her speaking.”

        She isn’t speaking English in that clip, she’s reading English. Every word of it. I know enough Spanish pronunciation that with a few minutes practice I could walk up and read a speech in Spanish and it would be perfectly passable, but I can’t converse in it.

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      • on September 17, 2015 at 5:32 pm milford e smiff, esq.

        She is just straight reading a prepared statement. Anyone with minimal knowledge of English can do that. While not completely ignorant of our language, she is likely not conversational, which is why she mostly avoids English-speaking press, but not the Spanish media.

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      • on September 17, 2015 at 11:55 pm Canadian Friend

        Just watched the video, she barely speaks English. She has thick accent as if she had lived in the USA only 6 months. I have trouble understanding certain words she is READING. Imagine in a spontaneous conversation, it would be ten times worse.

        she pronounced the word substance ;susstance,
        she pronounced the word girls about 8 times ; gizz
        she pronounced the word smoke ; smock ( like flock or bloc ) ,
        she pronounced the word teachers; teeshessss,
        she pronounced the words loved ones ; loww-one ,
        she pronounced young children ; djun chidren

        at 22:59 she says; ” when sowwone has ( then 2 unintelligible words) it is sad” I listened to it 4 times and I still have no idea what she is saying!

        at 24:19 she says : ” life has so mashhh to offer to young gazzz” ( life has so much to offer to young girls)

        at 24:34 she says ;”that the wob I am dedicated my dive to ” ( that’s the work I am dedicating my life to )

        need I go on?

        She is reading and can barely pronounce anything correctly as if she was a new immigrant that just arrived a few months ago.

        she has been in the USA what ? 40-50 years? and she still has a very thick accent? it means she rarely ever speak English.

        Obviously at home Jeb and her talk Spanish all the time and she is not fluent in English.

        And if this is the case then Jeb is also saying: ” fuck you Americans, I do not care about your language or culture, I prefer my wife’s language and culture”

        She does not really speak English, sorry she simply does not.

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  4. on September 17, 2015 at 12:33 pm private joker

    Jeb even got owned by 1% Aqua Buddah over being a pothead with special privileges.

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  5. on September 17, 2015 at 12:34 pm tspark156

    The UK pundits are saying that Trump took a hit. I didn’t see it so is that true or not?

    [CH: you could’ve stopped at “uk pundits”.]

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 1:06 pm corvinus333

      Trump takes hits all the time. Doesn’t seem to hurt him any. Like throwing rocks at a tank.

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 1:12 pm jawohl

      He took a hit because he’s dumb and has no speaking ability. Worse, he doesn’t know the first fucking thing about world politics, and it seems his staff are criminally lazy in preparing him for totally predictable questions. He really isn’t presidential material, not that Obama or anyone else has been for fifty years. But if he stays with the message on immigration, he could scrape by yet, and we might have a distant chance of becoming Aztlan Norte in forty rather than twenty years.

      Then you got bitchface Fiorina going sanctimonious, “you can’t shut me up, I’m a woman” on everyone – except Chris Christie, I should make note. So of course all the bitchboy politicos are grovelling in ecstatic subjection about that. This cunt left Lucent with a $65 million severance bonus, and was picked by HP with a $65 million signing bonus. And was still fired for mismanagement. Gee, hatchet-faced old cunts with no children, no tits (double mastectomy), who love money and shave their heads are bad managers?

      What a bunch of cucksacks.

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      • on September 17, 2015 at 2:24 pm Obviously Cap'n

        You left out the part about how Lucent went bankrupt shortly after HP settled her Lucent account for her and she got her payout – she tricked HP into paying for her to abandon a sinking ship. Mark Cuban probably gets circums!zed wood for the sh!ksa at the thought of what Carly pulled off.

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 4:19 pm Seamus

      Just saw the attempted seething take down on the bbc. As usual total pc propaganda; the liberal elite are shitting themselves. I Knew I would have to come here for the real score.

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  6. on September 17, 2015 at 12:38 pm Hugo Stiglitz

    6′ 3″and stood on his toes? Unfucking believable.

    OT: Many thanks to the person who linked to Wagner’s ‘Funeral March’. Been rocking that tune daily for a month. Another tip of the bayonet to whomever linked to ‘Chaos & Pain’. Besides the Tranny pics, it’s a great site.

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 1:44 pm mendozatorres

      Yeah, that funeral march is beautiful. I always liked Wagner’s music, now I’m delving into everything he’s done.

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 2:26 pm Obviously Cap'n

      WAGNER KNEW. WAGNER UNDERSTOOD. WAGNER SENSED IT ALL COMING.

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      • on September 18, 2015 at 6:50 am Greg Eliot

        Even from the “industry perspective” he called them out on their networking and freezing out gentiles of equal and greater talent, back in the day… the book was called Judaism In Music, if memory serves.

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  7. on September 17, 2015 at 12:38 pm l82dagame

    What is your take on Ben Carson? He’s an enigma to me. His body posture, wife, and tone of voice scream beta. But his surgical skills, and extreme ability to not get unnerved for any reason seem pretty alpha. But then he laughs hard as his own mild jokes, super beta. I think much of his support is from whites saying”see, I’m not racist, here’s my black candidate” ala Herman Cain and sort of like SEC football fans rushed to embrace black athletes at their formerly solidly white universities and teams in the 70s. Either way, there is something interesting about the rise of Carson.

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 12:59 pm ar10308

      He’s a surgeon. Utterly cool under pressure, due to having people lives literally in his fingers. Achieves dominance due to positional authority and being right.

      Never had to walk into a room of Alpha killers wanting to destroy everything about him.

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 1:07 pm corvinus333

      Ben Carson = the new cuckservative wet dream now that Jeb is imploding.

      Cuckservatives have wanted to vote for Morgan Freeman their whole silly little lives, and now they have their chance.

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      • on September 17, 2015 at 3:38 pm 10900209

        Nailed it.

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      • on September 17, 2015 at 10:19 pm whiskeysplace

        Nailed times 100. Fiorina is the feminst version of that, after firing thousands at HP she boasted no American is guaranteed a jib, hired outsourced Indians to replace the fired Americans. El Jebe btw is thinking third party run

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      • on September 18, 2015 at 6:51 am Greg Eliot

        +111… Morgan Freeman is the cuck’s Michael Caine.

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 6:27 pm whorefinder

      Positional alpha, personality beta.

      Like many guys who achieve high positions, he’s a beta who sought to develop into an alpha by success in his field, not by personality fixes or social actions. See General Petreaus or Tiger Woods for other examples of pussies who never get laid if they hadn’t risen to the top of their fields.

      Plus, due to his race it’s likely a lot of his fame and success are undeserved—he’s an affirmative action case until proven otherwise. So he’s likely never had his leadership skills challenged because no one wanted to be the “racist” who dared interrupt him or push him around. And few commentators on the non-left today will point this out for the same reason (though the left will draw stepin fetchit cartoons about him, because once a darkie goes against the left-wing mindset the lefties are completely forgiven for pulling every racist attack in the book out).

      Putin will not be so kind as his medical career enablers or his non-left political commentators. Or weak.

      And, with K-Selection, other leaders will also challenge him in ways he is not prepared to handle.

      Alpha-beta rape!

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      • on September 18, 2015 at 2:42 am JCclimber

        An affirmative action neurosurgeon. No strike that, a pediatric neurosurgeon at one of the top hospitals in the world. Yep. Right.

        Dude, what are you smoking? You must be too stupid to realize that despite the average IQ of African Americans being significantly lower, it doesn’t mean that they ALL have to be lower than average.

        The problem here is that he has been focused on neurosurgery for decades, and isn’t a politician. He’s well spoken by sheer IQ and education, not by countless hours spent with coaches and training and speech experts.

        I just wish he’d have come out as much tougher on immigration without Trump pushing the entire field far to the correct direction despite opposition from almost everyone in the media. (except Ann Coulter and a few others).

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      • on September 21, 2015 at 7:11 am whorefinder

        All blacks in advanced positions are affirmative action cases unless they prove otherwise.

        Thus far, Carson is only famous for being a black neurosurgeon. If he were not black, he would not be famous. Period.

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 7:49 pm King

      He is a goddamn nigger. Next.

      Please, white man, start speaking clearly.

      The minute you start examining him beyond his race, you begin — ever so subtly — aiding and abetting the enemy. Maybe that’s not your preferred world, but that is the shitshow we have been given. I’m sure Uncle Ben is really nice. He might even be as smart as Thomas Sowell.

      But we are in a fight to the death. All that matters is strength vs. weakness. That’s why Trump can be a secret socialist manchurian candidate for all I care so long as strength is seen winning. The standards of social intercourse have been turned on their ass. Up is down, man is woman, black is white. Nothing can be accomplished until we unfuck the skew that distorts everything. Nothing.

      CH pat himself on the back in the prior post for his contribution to a renaissance of this world view, and he should congratulate himself (just like Trump does). He has promoted a return to manliness — albeit with too much focus on the wrong ends, limiting his appeal — and Trump is its first manifestation in politics.

      This is not the time to go wobbly. This is not the time for subtlety. This is not time for fairness or justice or correctness. This is not time for an accurate accounting of “the content of his character” or for hammering out the nuances of policy. This is the time for choosing. Time to declare Yes or No, With or Against, Nigger or Afro-American, Cuckold or Conservative, Cunt or Womyn, Live or Die. Punch first, ask questions later.

      Matt

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      • on September 18, 2015 at 7:02 am Greg Eliot

        Yeah, everyone has their “black friend” and “good negro”…

        Most still don’t “get it” that

        a) they’re “good” until they’re among their own and then see which way the wind blows.

        Or

        b) the baggage of the rest of their kind isn’t worth tolerating the 20% or so “good” ones.

        Sidenote: a local private school in the past few years has, for some odd reason, appointed a mulatto headmaster. Seems like a decent enough fellow and all that, wife has that ol’ fashioned negro “class” (think of the lady that coached the Supremes).

        Yet oddly enough, over the past few years, the number of negro parents who are now able to afford the $25K to send their little pickanninnies to the elementary school portion of the school seems to have swelled significantly, and “Diversity” curricula now gets pride of place on all the signage of the school that was founded several hundred years ago.

        And of all the foreign languages offered now, not one is that of the founders… go figger.

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      • on September 18, 2015 at 11:00 am PA

        COTW Matt. Excellent supporting salvo Greg.

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  8. on September 17, 2015 at 12:40 pm ¡Jabe! Bush: Insecure, Try-Hard Betaboy | Neoreactive

    […] By CH […]

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  9. on September 17, 2015 at 12:40 pm elmer

    It’s his “tieless, pragmatic, CEO in blazer” shtick that turns the stomach. As if he were in the league of entrepreneurs and titans of industry.

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  10. on September 17, 2015 at 1:04 pm Michael Sebastian

    Jeb’s stunt tells you all about the man that you need to know. But even the donors have realized that ¡Jeb! is a sinking ship. Kevin Williamson at National Review published an article saying that there was no reason for a ¡Jeb! candidacy. I take that as a signal that the GOP “elites” are fleeing.

    Time to go after whoever the new GOPe darling will be. Is it Mark Zuckerberg’s senator? Or the wicked witch of the East?

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 1:49 pm corvinus333

      Carson.

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  11. on September 17, 2015 at 1:07 pm Anonymous

    His campaign told him to stand on his tiptoes. Why not just give him lifts? He wouldn’t have looked as stupid because no one would’ve known.

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  12. on September 17, 2015 at 1:07 pm Each Pond Gone

    The guy has a 9-year-old’s conception of masculinity. Unbelievable – this man is running for president.

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  13. on September 17, 2015 at 1:09 pm tteclod

    Definition, ¡Jabe! : a small boy trapped in a big man’s body.

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  14. on September 17, 2015 at 1:12 pm Cochise

    His explanation for the tip toes is even more nauseating, if that’s possible. He was asked about it on FoxNews this morning, and I’m paraphrasing, but he basically stated that he was doing it in order to make sure he could see his wife in the audience, because he just loves her so much. Seriously.

    [CH: if he were TRYING to make himself pathetic, i don’t think he could do a better job than what he’s doing now.]

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 2:35 pm lcs

      Maybe Jeeb was trying to see if his Mom had a scowl on her face over the pot-smoking revelation (“sorry, Mom”).

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 3:30 pm NothingMan00

      He should’ve just looked for the bars of her cage.

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 3:47 pm burke

      he had to get up to 7′ in the air to get enough of an angle to see his lovely little 4′ companion

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  15. on September 17, 2015 at 1:16 pm peterike

    “The signal is, I’ll call out.. Tippy toe!”

    Jabe and George, what a pair.

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 6:30 pm whorefinder

      Costanza 2016:

      Because we need a weasel.

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  16. on September 17, 2015 at 1:24 pm Anonymous

    meh. dude you are my inspiration and i don’t like Jebe at all, but here i disagree. he was just fidgeting with his posture because he was nervous (beta, yes).

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 2:22 pm Anonymous

      And the fact remains, he’s out of his league.

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 4:09 pm Marissa

      He did it twice. It wasn’t just a nervous tic. He even looks around while on pointe, like a smug ballerina.

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  17. on September 17, 2015 at 1:26 pm anonymous

    The sap actually tried to put on his big-boy pants, when he “challenged” Trump to apologize. Now, Trump’s calling him out for not pressing harder for the “apology”. LOL.

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  18. on September 17, 2015 at 1:41 pm TLM

    Jeb appears to be the prototypical f***up child of the family. He’d have been Ted if he was a Kennedy.

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 2:34 pm Anonymous

      All Bush children are the prototypical fuckup.

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    • on September 18, 2015 at 7:18 pm Jackie O

      LOL that is like a new parlor game. “If you were a Kennedy, which one would you be?”

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  19. on September 17, 2015 at 1:43 pm shartiste

    So that is the establishment’s candidate? what is with the selection this time around? at least romney and obama, w bush, for all their faults, had some semblance of charisma and leader of men. There is a huge void of that in this election cycle, which is a nontrivial part of trumps rise to the top. The contrast between him and the other contenders on both sides of the aisle is massively obvious. Alpha vs. Betas and menopozzed crones. Is anyone really surprised?

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  20. on September 17, 2015 at 2:10 pm Bruno Padilha

    I used to do that… In school pictures. When I was 14. And I’m 5’9.

    Now we know what kind of mindset that guy has.

    [CH: it’s obviously more understandable and, paradoxically, less beta when a short man does this than when a tall man does it. the taller guy has no excuse for his insecurity.]

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 3:11 pm corvinus333

      [CH: it’s obviously more understandable and, paradoxically, less beta when a short man does this than when a tall man does it. the taller guy has no excuse for his insecurity.]

      Maybe… but would Vladimir Putin do it? I suspect no.

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      • on September 17, 2015 at 3:57 pm anonymous

        No. And here is what Putin would to to Jabe!:

        lozlzozlozlzozzozozoz

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 4:16 pm ho

      Physiognomy needs to make a comeback.

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 5:08 pm whorefinder

      Michael J. Fox (whom I hate) has done a pretty good job in his career owning his height on camera (he’s a very short dude) and yet not letting it own him. Watch him in the Back to the Future movies or his sitcom work, and its clear his characters both understand their height differentials and yet aren’t going to let it get them down (heh).

      Fox supposedly studied the career of James Cagney immensely, as Cagney was a very short dude on camera who nonetheless became feared as a tough guy on screen and lauded as a great actor and few people even talk about his obvious shortness today.

      So, if you’re a shorter dude, watching and mimicking the characters played by Fox and Cagney isn’t a bad way to lose your self-consciousness about height.

      Or you can just watch Putin, who appears to me to be much shorter than most of the leaders he encounters, and yet is rarely not the alpha of any situation.

      Back to the Future in Russia rape!

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      • on September 17, 2015 at 7:45 pm Bill Brasky

        What you got against Michael J?

        Dude got me to pick up a skateboard.

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      • on September 18, 2015 at 12:11 am whorefinder

        Michael J. is a lefty fucktard ass. Look up his politics, they are in-between Stalin and Mao.

        That said, the dude is a very good actor and has become iconic from a minor 3 movie series (doubly ironic since at the time he made the movies he won multiple emmys on a hit, supposedly-iconic TV sitcom and that is only replayed on Nick-at-Nite channels).

        Nick-at-Nite rape!

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  21. on September 17, 2015 at 2:21 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

    Totally contemptible cucks.

    Jabe is just a reflection of the weakness, insecurities, and immaturity of the elites who run the country.

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  22. on September 17, 2015 at 2:49 pm Mark Boris

    That move he does looks like a joke, akin to holding up two fingers behind someone’s head for a picture, a.k.a. bunny ears.

    “Tee hee, I’m taller than everyone.”

    I can hardly believe that was a real attempt at appearing imposing.

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  23. on September 17, 2015 at 2:53 pm mendozatorres

    “What a maroon!”

    Nice Bugs Bunny reference.

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  24. on September 17, 2015 at 3:37 pm mendozatorres

    This is what Trump thought about it all:

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 5:11 pm whorefinder

      I would vote for this man for president simply for this gif.

      Trump rape!

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 7:47 pm Bill Brasky

      I don’t trust him (“I’m 1000% for Israel!”) but I have to admit I like his Jack Nicholson persona…

      Actually, its not a matter of not trusting him – he is clearly controlled opposition. He has eskimo grandchildren, FFS.

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      • on September 17, 2015 at 8:05 pm PA

        I’m willing to take Trump at face value. If he were controlled opposition, the system and the networks wouldn’t be so monomaniacal in their zeal to take him down.

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      • on September 17, 2015 at 8:09 pm PA

        Am I unwelcome to post here? If you reply without approving the modded comment, I’ll see it but no one else will. I’m just puzzled as to why I’m at 100% mod and comments around mine get approved but mine, for the past two weeks, dont.

        [CH: no no nothing like that. spam filter was recently tightened (under area-wide threat of DDoS attacks and FRANKFURT SCHOOL boring and repetitive effluvium) and it threw a ton of comments into spam storage. like, over a thousand (and counting). all will be resolved in the coming days.]

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      • on September 18, 2015 at 5:04 am Sentient

        PA – same here. Thought it was a ban or something.

        CH – thanks for the explanation…

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      • on September 18, 2015 at 11:47 am Anonymous

        what color are you?

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  25. on September 17, 2015 at 3:46 pm Audacious Epigone

    Trump sticking his hand out for a high five and Jeb eagerly complying with intensity all over his face probably qualifies as a shit test that Jeb failed. Then, feeling that he had momentarily gained Trump’s approval, Jeb goofily says “that was a good one”. He instinctively submitted because he just couldn’t help himself.

    This exchange, standing on the tippie toes, “apologize to my wife”–Jeb was really trying to lord it over Trump but he came off looking like an inept try-hard every time.

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  26. on September 17, 2015 at 3:53 pm Paul Murray

    The horrifying thing is that this is the basis on which a democracy chooses its chief executive.

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 4:01 pm anonymous

      This, except even more horrifying is that the Federal Reserve Bank controls all and the POTUS is merely a teleprompter reader with a .308 to his head at all times.

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 6:30 pm The Straw That Stirs the Drink

      There is a lot to suggest that the entire debate – the 11 on stage (11!), the horrible moderator and questiona, the absurd school girl “no she di int” format – was DESIGNED by the Communist News Network to mock the entire field…

      It would have been epic if Trump just called a stop to the whole pathetic charade and walked off triumphantly, after calling Anderson Cooper a faggot.

      [CH: lol. but only after calling anderson cooper a faggot.]

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      • on September 17, 2015 at 8:23 pm King

        Yes, Trump stumbled by trying to earnestly answer questions when he should have just spent his time ignoring everyone and insulting the preposterous pageantry of pussies around him, a process he lowers his dignity to be a part of.

        Trump has had good instincts so far, but he has to become smarter now to avoid the temptation all insurgents (save a handful, Goldwater, Reagan, Paul) fall for: establishment inclusion. John McCain was once known as a “maverick” for good reason. Then he got the prize he always wanted (nomination) and proceeded to cuck himself even without establishment pressure.

        The more Trump attempts to fit into the mold rather than smashing it, the more he will diminish, the more likely he will seek a “deal” with Rinse Jeebus. But that’s okay — whatever his fate, he has made pugnacity a requirement for the nomination and upped everyone’s game just by being an unapologetic, stone-cold asshole in the middle of the stage, conducting the candidates’ id flow into a symphony of rage.

        Like, Bush on his tippy toes nervously demanding Trump apologize — this is progress, this is the best his Mexican-microbe-infested nutsack can do, he is trying to Trumpen up! Everyone manned up, including the boobless hatchet-face, to take their shots at the frontrunner. Even the little puppies at the undercard debate were feeling their oats. Like a star athlete, Trump makes everyone on the field better. Moar.

        But I think Donald will soften when his polls do, having served his purpose, and he will run the risk of a total collapse in support. If he tries to leverage his polls and become a dealmaker, we all will turn on him. The moment he compromises an inch, he becomes irrelevant. (WTF was that “pledge,” for instance?) He is overestimating his strength because polls are fickle and indicative of very little. He is mismanaging the expectations game. He is setting himself up for defeat when the real votes are counted like many frontrunners half-a-year out do.

        Now’s the time for him to shift into the next gear, but we are starting to see the smallest indications he might not have one. He can’t win conventionally. Either he continues transcending the entire fucked-up process or he loses his entire reason for running.

        Matt

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  27. on September 17, 2015 at 4:00 pm Grit

    Jeb probably got tired of hearing his wife whisper “Oooo dat Dohnald Trrrump, he is sooo reech ahnd famoose!” Latin blood craving that high status blonde hair blue eyes.

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    • on September 17, 2015 at 7:48 pm Bill Brasky

      lol, yup

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  28. on September 17, 2015 at 4:02 pm shartiste

    There’s talk of Trump “backing down” from his comments about Fiorina’s face. They fail to realize that the goal was already accomplished…. he had already planted the seed. No reason to keep attacking the weak woman after that. Everyone watching the debate took special note of her face and immediately thought of their constipated ninth grade math teacher or shrew spinster sister in law. Nobody can listen to Fiorina anymore without taking note of her sourpuss face.

    Trump planted the seed… it flourished.

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  29. on September 17, 2015 at 4:18 pm ¡Jabe! Bush: Insecure, Try-Hard Betaboy | Reaction Times

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  30. on September 17, 2015 at 5:02 pm whorefinder

    ¡Yeb! is my favorite thing to shout when I cum down the throats of innocent Mexican teens just looking for a ride, c’mon, senor, please??

    National immigration policy rape!

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  31. on September 17, 2015 at 5:06 pm PA

    I loved that low-five Trump gave jeb.

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  32. on September 17, 2015 at 5:27 pm BigJim

    I remember seeing an interview where Ronald Reagan describes how he covertly shuffled together dirt to stand on to appear taller than another actor (Erroll Flynn). In the interview the story was about to getting boring when the payoff came and it made Reagan appear likeable and clever. So in a way he did the same thing as Jeb, but the devil is in the details and nuance. What made Reagan’s behavior endearing, while Jeb looks pathetic?

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  33. on September 17, 2015 at 5:31 pm Bo

    Remember His father managed to make Ross Perot look like a little boy in one debat with his height advantage, so no surprise seeing Jeb trying to continue the family tradition.

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  34. on September 17, 2015 at 6:00 pm Danindc

    Good catch. There is seriously something wrong with that faggot.

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  35. on September 17, 2015 at 7:08 pm PWN

    lol, this is farcical and it shows that Bush is part of the election is because of his father and brother and that he otherwise doesn’t have what it takes. I’m a couple of inches shorter than Bush and would never feel like less of a man because someone is taller. How stupid can you be? And I don’t have a big shot family to rest on, but I wouldn’t have fucked, let alone marry that cave troll of his either.

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  36. on September 17, 2015 at 8:10 pm dustydog

    Joke’s on you. Jeb! is going to seek the Democratic nomination for president. No need to change any of his policy positions. His donors won’t mind. Beats Hillary, Biden and Bernie handily. Bam – 52% of the vote locked down, and he’s in.

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  37. on September 17, 2015 at 10:07 pm Hitofude Ryuu

    Even the Guardian kinda agrees: http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/aug/07/donald-trump-body-language-republican-debate

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  38. on September 17, 2015 at 11:12 pm Gx

    Stop lying.

    (Fucking tags).

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  39. on September 18, 2015 at 11:23 am Lurker

    Jesus H Christ, man. Somebody get a tourniquet STAT. That shiv hit an artery.

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