Do you want a stone cold alpha male or a buttered scone beta male as your next president (small p to indicate diminution of the office)? If ¡Jabe! Bush is your man, you should know he’s a buttered scone beta to the bone. The evidence for Jabe’s beta maleness, a fate which he so desperately is just now trying to escape under the withering fusillade of a one Mr Donald “I’ll have you peeking through locker vents” Trump, keeps piling up. The Audacious E finds another instance of Jabe laying his beta soul at the feet of pack leader Trump.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awUiHKw4aBg&feature=youtu.be&t=4m24s
Trump sticking his hand out for a high five and Jeb eagerly complying with intensity all over his face probably qualifies as a shit test that Jeb failed. Then, feeling that he had momentarily gained Trump’s approval, Jeb goofily says “that was a good one”. He instinctively submitted because he just couldn’t help himself.
This exchange, standing on the tippie toes, “apologize to my wife”–Jeb was really trying to lord it over Trump but he came off looking like an inept try-hard every time.
Any man with a T level over 3 is sickened by these displays of supplication in the men presuming to be his leader. Humans have a strong instinctual revulsion to being ruled over by sniveling curs.
No CH reader should be surprised about Jabe’s choice of wife. The reason for that mismatch is clear, and it has nothing to do with Jabe’s looks, money, or status. Jabe didn’t choose Columba.
He settled for her.
Because he had to.
Because any babe who turns heads would feel Jabe’s betatude instantly. And it would repel her.
No-game-having Jabe Bush. There’s your 100 million dollar betaboy wundergaloot.
PS John Kasich’s answer to what he would preferred to be called by the secret service — “Unit 2” — is almost as sickeningly beta as Jabe’s sucking up to cool kid Trump. Beta male schlubs LOVE saying stuff like this: “I’m Unit 2 because as my wife constantly tells me, she’s Unit 1 in our marriage. haha aren’t I a funny charmer?” No you are not Kasich. You are a shell entity. And that’s why Trump has ten times the support from women that you do.
PPS This election cycle is turning into a clinic on the efficacy and truth of Game. It’s so very clarifying. I hope everyone is taking notes.
PPPS Before anyone asks, this is the sooper secret highly classified CH “alpha up” advice I would have given to Jabe if he ever finds himself in these situations that trigger his microbetaness.
“Jabe, you awkwardly towering lump of wet dough, if Trump sticks his hand out for a low high five, don’t promptly accept his invitation. Look at his hand for a beat, then make a fist and “fist bump” his palm while saying “rock”. Smirk like your life depended on it. And for fuck’s sake, don’t validate Trump by saying ‘that was a good one!’ You sound like such a toolbag when you say stuff like that.”
Thank you, that’ll be $100 million, payable in unmarked bills.
Trump’s secret service code name “Humble” was brilliant. He’s the man for the job.
[CH: yes, trump’s answer was perfect. authentically funny, self-referential, and self-knowing, without unnecessarily putting himself down like kasich did.]
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What would GBFM preferred to be called by the secret service?
GBFM: lostsa cockazlzozozlzo
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and he basically didn’t look at jeb from the moment he got jeb paying attention to him during jeb’s answer. jeb gave up his attention to trump, trump never looked back
and i feel like i pointed this one out in the ‘first!’ comment on the jeb post AND the star trek chick pic, and i just can’t seem to get the validation i need to make me feel like i matter here god it hurts it hurts me so deeply
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this
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standning on your tippy toesz — this is jabe bushy tush at da airport:
lozozozoz
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“Humble” is definitely a good answer.
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The ridiculous PAC BS will ensure we don’t get Trump. Show me I’m wrong. If its Bush vs whoever, no point in voting.
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“No-game-having”
You mean “gameless”.
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Not being a grammar Nazi. Just make it Gameless Jabe Bush, similar to Nebless Clem Croser
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It’s important to note that The Donald stuck out his hand for a low-five, not a high-five. I believe he did so on purpose so as to mock the “low energy” of jeb seconds after he commented “It’s high-energy, Donald!” in a supplicating response to the slick burns The Donald has been laying on him for weeks.
But let’s say he didn’t do it on purpose. This was an alpha instinctively acting as he would around a “competitive” beta who’s vying desperately for a shot at the title.
This is Game at an elite level. Watch closely, men.
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Yes it was not a high-five it was a low-five.
High-fives have been gay since forever.
Jeb’s level of lameness is incomprehensible. That such a lame-ass beta could be such a high-level politico as the governor of Florida etc, indicates something, …
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Have you seen the current Governor of FL? It’s not a very high bar.
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No joke…
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It does indicate something.
http://www.unz.com/runz/american-pravda-when-tokyo-rose-ran-for-president/
“Just a few years ago an individual came very close to reaching the White House almost entirely on the strength of his war record, a war record that considerable evidence suggests was actually the sort that would normally get a military man hanged for treason at the close of hostilities.”
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> “This is Game at an elite level.” ——— SO TRUE. What I’ve been saying since day one. Also, in re CH’s advice to go with “Rock”: If The Donald were really smart, then he could put his hand over ¡Yebbe’s! fist, and say, “Paper”. So ¡Yebbe! would have needed to have been even smarter than that, and have gone with “Scissors”. But nobody can think that quickly on their feet. Or maybe CH is trying to lure ¡Yebbe! into making precisely that mistake at the next debate?
[CH: better yet, jabe could make the scissor symbol when trump put out his low five hand. that would end the game.]
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Humble 🙂
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“Heidi angel” was about wet as well
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[…] By CH […]
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I enjoyed the responses about how these candidates would “handle” Russia and Putin if they were elected president. All of them went into policies and geographic bullshit, especially Fiorvagina, but The Donald was the only one who answered that rebuilding the lost respect was the best way to handle it. There is no true relationship or diplomacy if there’s no respect. Only The Donald is unafraid to say that.
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Scott Adams might point out it was anchor when Trump emphasized stable, STABLE world, in referring to russia relations, which was in stark contrast to at least Fiorina and the traditional warmongering of the republican party.
[CH: fiorina sucked israel’s cock so hard the foreskin grew back.]
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> “[CH: fiorina sucked israel’s cock so hard the foreskin grew back.]” ——— Thread Winner and COTW. We can all go home now.
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Thanks, CH. My screen was due for a cleaning anyway.
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How alpha was Carly Fiorina?
[CH: i dunno. i couldn’t get past her horse face and gaudy oligarchic severance package.]
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She spat out a canned plan, almost like she was reading from a script, to show her knowledge of the situation. Then she got up on a high horse and made overt threats about not talking to Putin, building air defense in Poland, doing military drills near the border, etc. so he would “get the message.”
It was as if she was thinking – gasp – emotionally instead of rationally.
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She was correct about Planned Murderhood, however. This once great Christian Nation is now just a vast morass of Phariseeical Nihilism.
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Fiorina was alpha. Trump backed down and said she had a beautiful face. Are alphas supposed to back down?
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Alpha’s know when they have made enough of a point that everything else they say is just going to be butt hurt rage filled beta sperginess… at best…
It’s something calibrated by the experience of winning so often… a feeling unknown to a beta.
Now Scott Walker or Rand Paul – those faggots would have got up in her grill in a real rage.
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Mrs. Mitchell, who begs for a 100% Game-oriented Heartiste so he can fantasize about shiksas instead of living in fear of the righteous wrath of White Nationalists, has never heard of Calibration.
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PP isn’t so bad considering how many inner city youfs use it. Shame they can’t win over more of the Latrina demographic.
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Gee, I dunno Mordecai, what does Mossad Psy-Ops want us to say? We all await with master bated breath for y’all’s answer… … … *** crickets ***
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Alpha = lobby to have the RNC rules of debate participation inclusion, because FAIRNESS. (you fairy)
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How about a hybrid of Nurse Ratched and Frau Blucher?
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(((whinny)))
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More on Jabe’s “That was a good one”…
It validated for me some of what Tyler RSD talks about in “The Blueprint” about “state”… guys who are new to feeling “in-state” often act goofy, unrestrained, and sort of weird. You can check yourself next time you get that social euphoria rush, it takes self-possession to control it and channel it into coolness. Jeb was feeling “in state” because he thought he just made a good joke, thought he made a great high five, and that “state” spilled over into thinking he could make a cool sarcastic joke, but his core uncool seeped out in the lack of calibration and wit.
Also, not just Kasich… several of the candidates gave self-betaizing answers during the “ten-dollar bill” shit test. Fiorina (FACE), actually had the best answer there.
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I don’t see it that way. I don’t think Jeb was in state. He looks pretty mad when he gave up the high five. He already committed to the motion when realizes it’s a mistake and so he slaps Donald’s hand way too hard. Notice the grimace immediately after.
To go along with Tyler’s Blueprint, Jeb was reacting more to Donald than Donald was reacting to Jeb.
According to Tyler, in a social interaction, the person who reacts less has more control and less investment, while the person reacting more is trying to get the approval of the other.
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He was in beta-male state. The too-hard-slap is the type of thing that springs from that…unguided social energy from a guy who thinks he’s being cool. I agree with the rest of what you said.
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The key to the whole episode was what each man thought of themselves and the other after… cannot fathom that Jeb felt he was Trump’s better after that…
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My first thought was it was a compliance test rather than a shit test. I think of shit tests as coming from the pursued, not the pursuer. But either away, it played out with Trump as the alpha stud. My version just casts Jeb as a blushing school girl instead of a beta male. Which, if anything, is worse.
[CH: you’re right. in a dating market scenario, what played out between trump and jabe was more about compliance testing than shit testing. jabe, of course, would have been the woman complying with trump’s low five.]
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W had a lot of problems, but he was not a complete dork like Jeb.
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yah, W’s an alpha bro through and through…plenty of special september rush parties, until he got married and found God.
[CH: if W hadn’t found god and stayed an unapologetic frat boy fun loving guy i wonder if he would have made his bone-headed decision for democracy in iraq?]
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he reached into his sack for the Surge which, as far as I know, BidenBama took credit for until they shit the bed.
I think his God led him to bone-headedly let the press piss on him non-stop because the other cheek.
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It bugs me no end that most people don’t understand this “turn the other cheek” but of scripture.
A man once explained it to me this way: if another man strikes you with the back of his hand, you turn the other cheek so he can strike you with his fist.
“Walk the extra mile” and “coat and shirt” are the same theme.
It’s a version of agree and amplify, turned on its head. PS: This works the triggers on women when you’re in a LTR. It seriously fucks with their heads and makes denying you anything nearly impossible by the time you ask for something – anything – rather than providing more than she expects, doubling down on various selfish requests. Yes, you can do this BETA and get it wrong, there’s subtlety here, but the effect is phenomenal when she’s afraid to ask for something because she knows you’ll give it more than she really wants. Net impact is fewer requests.
There’s tons of stuff in the Bible that’s written this way, if you abandon “Happy Jesus” and just read the thing for what it says.
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This whole thread is taking awesomeness to an entirely new level. Just sayin’. No ghey.
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@tteclod That’s just Christian Hamstering. There’s no way you can credibly claim that letting someone slap you in the face is alpha or good game.
Christianity is beta through and through. No amount of hamstering is going to change that.
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Don’t forget all the coke and booze… W we hardly knew ya… Could have been a contender.
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“Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends.”
Slap in the face is just the start…
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Corey,
Next time somebody punches you, try facing them and asking, “Is that the best you can do?” In my experience, this works best with VERY strong men.
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“Turn the other cheek” does not mean as a Christian you let someone pop you in the mouth and just stand there. Christ was speaking to his disciples in regards to preaching the Word. If you’re trying to spread the Word to someone and you piss them off enough to hit you, turn the other cheek because you’re obviously doing it wrong. Christianity isn’t a suicide pact.
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Johnny Camarari disagrees.
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How many wedgies and Hurts Dontis do you think W gave jeb when they were growing up?
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Trump hit all the right notes
The “Humble” line was a classic
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what gets me about Jeb is he’s fucking tall, right? I don’t know about all this game but tall wins all. And he scored a non-english speaking meso-smurf?
[CH: well, jabe is proof that tall is not all.
ps the best player i’ve known was on the shorter side.]
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it’s like, for tall guys, the ceiling’s higher or floor lower or vice versa…whatever it is that means that even a mumbling serial masterbatory slouch tall-boy should do just as well as 5’8″ game master.
[CH: tallness — up to a point — is an SMV advantage for men. but so are a load of other character traits, like wealth, social status, social acumen, charisma, looks, personality, talent, and the big kahuna POWER. tallness is not nearly the be all-end all men think it is to their chances with cute girls. i would say a man’s height only becomes a real problem picking up girls when it dips below 5’6″. really short guys will have trouble even with short girls.]
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damn, 5’6″…”Your gods were cruel to shape you so, friend.”
[CH: my advice to unusually short men: target very short women or very tall women. the former won’t notice the shortness as much and the latter will have a fetish for short men who exude tremendous ZFG alpha attitude.]
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@heartiste
I think you’re underestimating how heightest women can be. My tall friends won’t even consider men who are 5’7″ – 5’9″. Even average height women would still rather have a man who is 5’10” or taller than a man who is 5’7″ – 5’9″. This is of course, assuming that all other factors are similar.
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Great points.
Being 5’4″ has really been a blessing: I was forced to understand women better and take more chances.
I can say since the beginning of my gaming career (circa 2009) that the majority of my results have come from the 5’8″ish down to my height. I don’t know if this is by design or that the majority of girls in the range don’t mind a guy slightly shorter (but not too much) if he is confident and knows what he’s doing.
The hottest girls by far that I have snagged are in the 5’9″ up to 6’3″ (not even kidding…how badass that christmas card would be lol). Mixed results in this range as it’s a bit far off the height discrepency…but agreed there is a significant number of stunners in this range that absolutely do not give a fuck. Even to me, it never gets old when one flirts with me in that “if you have half a brain you can proceed forward but don’t even think I’m gonna help you” kinda way.
CH what I will agree with you on is the girls my height to about 5′. I hate to generalize, but honestly height can be a BIG deal to a lot of these girls, and to a lot of them getting a guy much taller than them is the dream. I blame disney 😉
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pimpin,
u a inspurashin nigga, no joke.
But seriously, being short and acting big can land you the tall hotties. I would even put odds at 60/40 between an open-minded tall chick and a chick at 5′, as you mention: they almost always wanna mate UP. Hypergamy is literal there. Whereas the tall chick has probably never even noticed a man your height, so it’s novel and interesting, or she has a thing for it.
Will never forget flirting with this tall luxurious Iman-like creature outside a bar at a groid poetry event. I just stumbled into it drunk, realized with a thrill that it seemed to be going somewhere, when her boyfriend … shorter and more nebbish than me …. but apparently modeled exactly after Style himself, came out of the bar and jokingly stepped in.
And to date, the hottest chick I’ve ever banged was a clear 6 feet (I’m 5’7″).
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Haven M.: You’re right to an extent; I mean, I’ve noticed that tall men can get away with more beta behavior than average-height or short men.
But I’ll corroborate PimpinBlueStar and jawohl in that, as an average-height man, it’s the tall hot girls that seem more receptive to me than the short hot ones.
Tall girls seem to have slim pickings due to several factors:
1) Tall men act more beta due to a history of using their height advantage as a crutch (as mentioned above);
2) Shorter men usually ignore them, even if they act more alpha;
3) Men in general, but especially betas, seem to have an innate bias toward “petite” women, at least in the USA.
Not that I’m complaining. Nothing better IMO than a 5’10” blonde sylph who could easily land a gig as a Victoria’s Secret model.
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For those old enough to remember, think James Cagney.
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See James Cagney:
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Add height to the long list of things that can’t buy alpha (money, fame, power, etc)
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The Bike Messenger?
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Only Cruz seems to pack all the gear to do a really good job, the guy has some stones and he’s on the warpath against the establishment, plus he’s the smartest guy in the room which doesn’t hurt. Trump is entertaining and his sentiments are usually pretty good. He doesn’t come across like much of a chess player though, and you can only get so far by flinging the pieces off the table. Simple resolve is great but there’s gotta be a plan. Walker might do okay, anybody can face down that union mess he dealt with is probably good enough, but he’s wilting a bit, remains to be seen whether he’s biding his time or just not comfy at the Big People Table. And I actually like Fiorina, unlike most of the guys, she’s actually got a pair. Talking about the disgusting Planned Parenthood debacle plainly, in a campaign? Brave. Strongest Veep candidate in the field.
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Cruz will fold like origami before the establishment, as will all the other candidates who did not have the balls to even bring up the untouchable issues before Trump trail-blazed the way.
Sure they are all suddenly blustering now, but Trump led the way and Trump will not fold over his beliefs. He is the only option if western civilization is to have a chance to survive operation white genocide.
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Cruz is NOT CONSTITUTIONALLY ELIGIBLE TO BE PRESIDENT. And his wife worked for Rhymes-With-Tucker-Max. Deal breakers both.
[CH: it really says something that the most trustworthy gop candidate is trump.]
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Oh, for God’s sake, CO. For the last time, kiddies, you do not have to be born in the United States to be President.
Article II, section 1 of the Constitution states as follows:
No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.
If you are born to American parents, you are a “natural born Citizen.” Period! End of story. Obama, Cruz (born in Canada), McCain (born in the Canal Zone), George Romney (born in Mexico), Barry Goldwater (born in the Arizona territory), etc. could have been born ANYWHERE. Enough with this nonsense. And, yes, I am an attorney, and, yes, I do practice, inter alia, constitutional law.
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I did find Cruz to be quite authentic… a true believer for sure. Not one to pander, so there is that at least.
Fiorina – just sayin… if she was a guy she would be winning. As it is, she comes off like the nightmare that a woman with absolute power always does… Cray cray. Women – being ruled by emotion – have zero restraint. Fun for a while, until they are tying plastic bags over your head on the killing fields.
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If Kasich is Unit 2 why doesn’t he send his wife to the debate. If she is the primary focal point of Secret Service protection she should be President.
He’s so beta he probably doesn’t register the meta-message.
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Kasich Unit #3 is the dildo his wife pegs him wife.
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with*
Ha – I suppose it loses some luster with a misspelled word.
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His sucking-up to the sodomogamy crowd at the first debate already cemented his beta status in stone.
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What about the goofy handshake between Carson and Trump? Trump goes for high-five, Carson returns with low-five but held back, Trump grabs his hand in a bit of a handshake and pulls it up to chest level.
A bit awkward, but good recovery by Trump, the entire exchange being neutral. Carson isn’t as alpha as Trump, but probably just has more experience with handshake shenanigans being a black guy from Detroit.
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Exhibit 1 that high-fives are gay. (Donald, wtf?)
“handshake shenanigans” yup.
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I missed that.
I suspect The Donald has much more respect for Carson than jeb, which is why he was more open to this.
Take not of The Donald’s body language. His left hand remains firmly planted on the podium and her barely leans in to rescue the odd exchange.
Also watch as jeb looks on longingly for such respectful attention from The Donald.
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Yuck. Carson AMOG’d Trump. That was almost as bad as Jeb’s behavior. Suggests that Trump has just as much ridiculous negrophilia as most Americans seem to have.
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I said early on that I didn’t like the way he went out of his way to gush over the negroes on his Apprentice show.
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It looks to me like the older negro expected more of a traditional “gimme five”, where the initiator puts up his hand and the receiver expects it to slap down onto the offered target.
No AMOGing there, merely tradition versus this “high five” nonsense of the past 20 or so years. That’s the way us old guys always did the “gimme five”… a tradition, it might be noted, that goes back to Scandinavian Viking days, and probably other cultures, as a way of sealing a business transaction. HandsKala, I believe is the term, if memory serves.
And, it was indeed an excellent recovery by Der Donald.
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Although, just initiating the gesture itself was unnecessary and did make Trump look a bit goofy.
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It was negrophilia – corv is right.
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We always used to do it horizontally. Like a handshake, but with a slap.
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“MotherF…”
Regarding Cruz, I’d like to see him as a governor first, or Senate Majority Leader after Trump explains the new Senate rules to the pansies there now.
No, make that Senate Majority Leader, then Governor, then President in 2025.
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NOT. CONSTITUTIONALLY. ELIGIBLE. TO. BE. PRESIDENT.
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You. Are. Grossly. Mistaken.
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Born into a foreign country by the seed of a father who was himself a refugee from an entirely different foreign country? Square that with “NATURALLY BORN”. Hint: You can’t.
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As was proven with the Obama presidency: Nobody. Cares.
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Not to quibble, but the definition of “natural born” seems to be the issue you’re addressing. Cruz was born to a woman born in Delaware, whose mother was herself presumably legitimately and legally present in the USA, and, just to be sure, also a citizen born in the USA Said otherwise, both his mother and grandmother were citizens. If we are to follow the premise that citizenship is conferred upon children of citizens at birth – which is about as straight-forward as we can possibly define citizenship – then Ted Cruz is a citizen if his mother was a citizen.
A challenge to that assertion would require that we establish one of three arguments instead holds.
1. Ted Cruz’ mother was not a citizen when Ted Cruz was born.
2. The citizenship of Ted Cruz is not conferred by the citizenship of his mother, but by other means, of which he has not substantiating proof.
3. Only people born within the states or territories of the USA are citizens (which is a very bad idea; more later).
Item 1) is easy to address: simply prove some illegitimacy of citizenship for Cruz’ mother, and he’s not a “natural born” citizen. Conceivably, one could reach back more than one generation, but the evidence for non-citizenship would need to be substantial.
Item 2) is really messy and probably involves some combination of saying that maternity isn’t sufficient to establish citizenship; either paternity or combined maternity AND paternity are required to establish citizenship, but that seems overly complicated. As a simple rule, “if the baby pops out of a citizen, the baby’s a citizen,” seems the most straightforward way to establish what “natural born” is supposed to mean. That, and putative paternity often gets overcome by genetic testing, so, I “vote” we stick to the “Momma’s a citizen” rule.
For Item 3), I think “he’s born here / not born here” is utter bullshit and a large part of why we have an illegal immigrant and anchor baby catastrophe poised to smash democracy in the USA. So, if you’re hanging your hat on the “he’s born in Canada” rule, well, I think that’s REALLY STOOPID and falls into the trap that is causing us all sorts of problems now. If we tightened “natural born” citizenship to ONLY children born to citizen mothers, it’d go a long way to fixing the this nation’s problems with immigration..
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I think the definition is the mother has to be American since it’s easy to prove who one’s mother is, but not who one’s father is.
But yeah, his being born in Canada mucks things up otherwise, and I don’t understand why he doesn’t appear to see it that way.
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Apparently, my tl;dr comment is in mod, so I’ll make this simple for you. Clause 5 of section 1 of Article II merely requires that one be a “natural born Citizen.” If you are born to American parents, you are a “natural born citizen,” and can be born ANYWHERE. Cruz was born to an American mother, end of story. And, yes, I’m a lawyer, and yes, I practice, inter alia, constitutional law. And, no, nobody — and I mean, nobody — who has any understanding of constitutional law think otherwise.
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Everything “conservative” that Cruz does is purely tactical, right out of Dubya’s ABC book for beginners – with no sense of humor. Anyone who can’t see through that robot hasn’t been paying attention.
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Agreed.
Still, I’m hoping for a “come to Jesus” moment. Clearly, Trump has had a few of those in the last two decades. Most of us are here at the Chateau because we’ve experience that “red pill / blue pill” moment.
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Here are my evals of each candidate in the debate:
1. Der Trumpenkrieg – always alpha, reframes like a champ when he wants to, but too often doesn’t in this debate. Allows shitlib mods to control which questions are asked of him instead of redirecting into his policies, which he is starting to look like he doesn’t have. Really wish Trump would put more of his brilliant ideas on his website and start talking specifics instead of broad ideals as he is getting out-politicked by the politicians slime balls. Everybody loves an alpha – but he has to control the media better. He has to stop making comments that piss people off and don’t increase his charisma standing, like Carly Fiorina’s face. Start talking issues and slam it home, Trumpert.
2. Carl Fiorina – Barely female, but that’s what you have to be to stand up to other alpha males. After successful reassignment surgery, (s)he is sure to increase testosterone levels from 5x to 10x those of Yeb “untrimmed consuela” Bush. Made some good points, but idiotically tried to invoke the war on women bullshit when trump said (rightly) “the bitch face be busted”.
3. Marco Rubiowitz – Married to a very bangable wife, but so so beta on immigration. Wants the hispanic vote SO BAD. Tried at every opportunity to suck the chrome off of Israel’s bumper hitch. Shalom, mother fucker. Happy Yom Kippur.
4. Mike “I heart” Huckabees – I like basically everything he says, but he has virtually no shot to win. He doesn’t get a lot of air time and is plainly too conservative for our fucked up nation to elect…which is a damn shame, because 60 years ago he’d be running away with this thing right now based on his values. Speaks his mind like a champion and doesn’t give a shit what the left thinks.
5. John Ka-suck – Shit lib in cuckservative clothing. Wants to be accepted as a moderate SO BAD. He should wear a sign on his head that says “I pretend to be a cuck so I can win Liberal Republocrat votes, but really I’m a Cuckservative Dempublican in douche clothing.” He’s so worried about offending everyone all the time and so far to the middle his nickname should be Brick.
6. Rand(om) Paul – Goes off on so many tangents that his name should be hypotenuse. Personal attacks followed by libertarian bullshit, and all I can see is his brillo pad head. I’d pay good American dollars to see Steamship Trump turn him upside down and scrub the floor with his head.
7. Crisco Christie – In between scooping shortening directly out of the can and eating it during commercial breaks, Christie actually called out the mods for their schoolyard bullshit. They were instigating the food fight after all. His policies aren’t revolutionary, but they’re not stupid either. Unfortunately, he has New Jersey blinders on and won’t be able to translate what he’s doing with that shithole to the larger nation. All his connections and power base will be at the state level, and besides – nobody likes a fat guy with a big mouth.
8. Ted Cruzberg – he is extraordinarily intelligent, but far too far to the right for anyone moderate to vote for him. He’ll make a great VP and won’t take any shit. Unfortunately also loves tasting Israel’s chode and makes it known at every turn. Memo: you can hate ISIS without kissing Eskimo ass.
9. Scott “dead man” Walker – was he even there? Someone should have had a heart monitor on him to make sure he didn’t need CPR. His post-wall, fat (but i repeat myself) wife is something like 13 years older than him. I can no longer hear anything he says and consider it seriously. You like Harleys. This does not make you a man.
10. Ben “Conservative Race Card”-son – Dance, Sambo, dance! Look, we can have our own n1qq3r too, libs! CALL US RACIST NOW, GO AHEAD! He has a 400 IQ. and 600 honorary degrees from multiple countries and planets. His dickhead literally has a brain inside of it. He is mild mannered and articulate. No one in his family is on welfare. He doesn’t “talk black.” He’s a white guy with dark skin! He has a great backstory about struggling growing up but never giving up. He’s a doctor! Too bad his balls are the size of blueberries and shrinking every day.
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I love this blog! The comments can be as entertaining as the posts!
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TMOM2 ought to be writing for Taki or in conjunction with PJ O’Rourke.
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Very funny… On Huckabee I’m certain his whole deal and PAC and whatnot is there just to interject point of view and none of them, including him, believe he has any real chance. Hence he is free to just speak his mind.
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Seems like Trump is actually holding back on policy specifics until the field narrows a bit. Why give the single-digit candidates any ideas? What do I know
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Reading this comment before getting ready for work made my morning. I’ll be chuckling all day. Thx dude.
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Unrelated, but I need to point this out. The same liberal women who post memes like “I don’t chase ’em, I replace ’em” and complaining that Trump has been married three times. This is more post-feminists “freedom for me but not for thee” crap. Plus they can’t stand that Trump actually has the freedom they think they have.
[CH: this is why i eschew femgrrl meme-littered timesucks like facebook. yeah, bluehair, i bet you “replace em”… with your cat’s unwavering love.]
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The same liberal women who post memes like “I don’t chase ’em, I replace ’em” *are* complaining… My mistake. I wish there was an edit feature.
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Bush is painful to look at and listen to. But the people who purchased him for $100M are not going to let their investment evaporate away so easily. It will be interesting to see the next ambush they plan for Trump.
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I think they’d be happy with Carly, assuming that her Pro-Life rhetoric is strictly for show, and that she doesn’t actually intend to do anything about Planned Murderhood. B!tch McConnell & Johnny Boner sure don’t give a d@mn about the slaughter of the innocents, and they seem to be the prototypes for what the Chamber of Commerce and Isr@el Inc want to see in their GOP figureheads: All bark, no bite.
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It’s funny, at first glance he actually appears alpha. He stands up straight, speaks loudly, and looks people in the eye. To get this far he would have to exhibit some alpha characteristics and leadership. But at his core he’s still a beta and you can see it seep out in moments like this.
That’s why inner attitude is so important.
[CH: yes. there’s a lot to say about this, but in short: a beta who adopts more alpha body language will hit a pickup wall if he hasn’t concurrently worked on acquiring a ZFG mental attitude.]
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damn, Trump is basically taking his #1 fan-girl Coulter’s opinion articles “fix mental health system” which is what she’s been on about. Also, no bans on arming military recruiters.
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OT: Trump’s policy paper on the Second amendment is Pure Gold.
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/second-amendment-rights
If this is any indication on how he will conduct his policies,Trump definitely has a chance to win.
[CH: i just creamed neecy’s panties. trump is doing something no gop cuck has done for decades: take the battle to the leftoids.]
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Beautiful
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*whorefinder furiously masturbates*
It’s not gay if its about Trump. Even if I don’t think he believes in these statements.
Experimental rape!
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It’s maybe not perfect, but standing on that position, we can see perfect down the street. All he’s lacking is to explicitly call for repeal of the McClure/Volkmer machinegun ban, the ’68 GCA and the ’34 NFA.
We get all that, and a wall on the southern border, too. Trump’s got my vote.
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I was just going to post that, but you got to it I see. That is the most amazing position I’ve ever seen. Whoever wrote that (doubt Trump had anything to do with it) knows the specific issues inside and out and nailed everything perfectly. I had to read it twice.
So many people are one issue voters re: guns. He just got them all.
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Quite a clear and strong stand. And the right time to put it out… ahead of the pack. He definitely seems to be targeting what’s left of the “silent majority”. Be interesting to see if he touches on abortion or gay marriage.
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The comment above about height as being one of many SMV traits is enlightening, and I thought about this yesterday when I saw the LipSync contest between Tom Cruise & Jimmy Fallon on the Tonight Show. There’s no denying Tom Cruise is shorter, but everything he did exuded “confidence”, etc. and he pulled a similar above “compliance” test when before doing song number two he removed his sports jacket he gave it to Jimmy to hold. Interesting to read the youtube comments saying how people ignored Jimmy’s lip sync numbers, focused on Tom Cruise’s, and how a lot of women were praising Tom Cruise (despite whatever negative publicity he has over the years received). I think this is very uplifting to know that genetics won’t completely hold you back when the attitude is there. So despite Jimmy’s huge height advantage, he seemed a “smaller” man compared to Tom Cruise.
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“Unit 2”
Christ. An empty suit would be huge upgrade from this pussy. This is a guy who wants the nuclear football?
Fuck you, unit2.
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He always looks like he’s about to burst into tears
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Jeb spent the whole night sucking up to Trump. “Lookit me, I’m high energy!”
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Off topic, sorry, busy day, am in a hurry
There is a new gay Doritos; Rainbow Doritos ( not kidding )
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Trump’s SS code name should be “Osama.”
‘Cause muthafucka’s about to blow some shit up.
Too soon rape?
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Ha!
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I assume CH et al. may already have picked up on this — especially with old posts discussing alpha Silvio Berlusconi. NY Times just did a piece comparing the two. Unsurprisingly, slanted against both.
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A king who has to say “I am the King” is no true king.
Just like negotiated desire.
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Sure Trump is an alpha male I’ll give ya that. But he still won’t win the GOP nomination and that trait alone doesn’t make him a good presidential candidate.
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Everyone is in an uproar over the “anti-muslim” questioner at Trump’s NH rally. Socialist Axelrod thinks Trump is in hiding today because of it. As if Trump would hide. Lol
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classified CH “alpha up” advice
Speaking of coaching, wasn’t Trump supposed to be some sort of germaphobe who didn’t shake hands?
Visibly demonstrated, “No.” Problem solved. Try again to disqualify shitlibs and cuckservatives.
Wait, some might say, you mean even seemingly minor body language behaviors can have outsized real life consequences? Lulz.
A possible subtext is that Trump is all-in on winning. Like a winner should be.
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Garauteed within 5 minutes Secret Service agents would be referring to him as “Number 2” outside his hearing.
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Yes, this is what I was thinking. Kasich deserves to be called Number 2 from now on.
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“That’s why I have a concealed carry permit.” – Humble
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On hosting The Apprentice: “All of the women flirted with me, consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”
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I have two theories about why Jeb Bush, who seems to have been a reasonably competent governor of Florida, is performing so poorly in the Presidential nomination campaign. The first is that he really doesn’t want the job. There is historical precedent; William Howard Taft didn’t want to be President and was relieved to lose the 1912 election. He had been a competent Governor- General of the Phillipines and went on to be a good Chief Justice of the Supreme Court (the only man to be both President and Chief Justice). His wife pressured him into running for President. Perhaps Jeb Bush is running as a result of family and donor pressure and is subconsciously blowing it because he really doesn’t want to be President. Seeing the wreckage his brother made of his administration might be a warning to him.
The second theory is that the sight of Melania Trump, who must be present at every event with Donald, has unhinged Jeb. He mentally compares Trump’s Slovenian Sirene to his Mestizo Matron and is so consumed by frustration and envy that he constantly engages in missteps. It could, of course, be a combination of both.
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“[CH: if W hadn’t found god and stayed an unapologetic frat boy fun loving guy i wonder if he would have made his bone-headed decision for democracy in iraq?]”
This is an important point. The tribe has always played on the insecurities of churchian goys, whether it’s the Russian Revolution or the Iraq debacle. Playing the “game” and fighting cuckservatism is a noble undertaking in saving western civilization.
From the movie Dr. Zhivago: “But there were men with better motives. Men who saw the times were critical who wanted a man’s part, good men wasted. Unhappy men too. Unhappy in their jobs. Unhappy with their wives. Doubting themselves. Happy men don’t volunteer. They wait their turn, and thank their God or their age delays it.”
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Rand Paul seems very beta but his wife is very attractive. So maybe not.
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What you so-called “red pill” guys don’t get is that this is political vaudeville. There’s a good chance Bush & Trump gave this a few takes before actually doing it on stage. Both of them have a huge grin indicative of “Are the people really this stupid?” Whoever the powers that be are, decided it would be funny to feign a pseudo-rivalry between Bush & Trump. If this year doesn’t serve as proof it’s all a smokeshow, then nothing probably will. Trump is simply the Herman Cain (the entertaining businessman who enterted politics). Maybe if Trump has so much game he should reinvigorate Cain’s plan as the 9-9-69.
American politics is loosely scripted theater for the masses. I’m surprised most of you have fallen for it, hook, line & sinker.
I got banned from the RooshVforum for the advancement of general idiocy for explaining this, lol. Those clowns act like their too good for any woman above 25 but they collectively start jacking to Trump’s wife.
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It’s all staged vaudeville. Accept that.
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David Frum’s tweet on it: https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/644698201925242880
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