Do you want a stone cold alpha male or a buttered scone beta male as your next president (small p to indicate diminution of the office)? If ¡Jabe! Bush is your man, you should know he’s a buttered scone beta to the bone. The evidence for Jabe’s beta maleness, a fate which he so desperately is just now trying to escape under the withering fusillade of a one Mr Donald “I’ll have you peeking through locker vents” Trump, keeps piling up. The Audacious E finds another instance of Jabe laying his beta soul at the feet of pack leader Trump.
Trump sticking his hand out for a high five and Jeb eagerly complying with intensity all over his face probably qualifies as a shit test that Jeb failed. Then, feeling that he had momentarily gained Trump’s approval, Jeb goofily says “that was a good one”. He instinctively submitted because he just couldn’t help himself.
This exchange, standing on the tippie toes, “apologize to my wife”–Jeb was really trying to lord it over Trump but he came off looking like an inept try-hard every time.
Any man with a T level over 3 is sickened by these displays of supplication in the men presuming to be his leader. Humans have a strong instinctual revulsion to being ruled over by sniveling curs.
No CH reader should be surprised about Jabe’s choice of wife. The reason for that mismatch is clear, and it has nothing to do with Jabe’s looks, money, or status. Jabe didn’t choose Columba.
He settled for her.
Because he had to.
Because any babe who turns heads would feel Jabe’s betatude instantly. And it would repel her.
No-game-having Jabe Bush. There’s your 100 million dollar betaboy wundergaloot.
PS John Kasich’s answer to what he would preferred to be called by the secret service — “Unit 2” — is almost as sickeningly beta as Jabe’s sucking up to cool kid Trump. Beta male schlubs LOVE saying stuff like this: “I’m Unit 2 because as my wife constantly tells me, she’s Unit 1 in our marriage. haha aren’t I a funny charmer?” No you are not Kasich. You are a shell entity. And that’s why Trump has ten times the support from women that you do.
PPS This election cycle is turning into a clinic on the efficacy and truth of Game. It’s so very clarifying. I hope everyone is taking notes.
PPPS Before anyone asks, this is the sooper secret highly classified CH “alpha up” advice I would have given to Jabe if he ever finds himself in these situations that trigger his microbetaness.
“Jabe, you awkwardly towering lump of wet dough, if Trump sticks his hand out for a low high five, don’t promptly accept his invitation. Look at his hand for a beat, then make a fist and “fist bump” his palm while saying “rock”. Smirk like your life depended on it. And for fuck’s sake, don’t validate Trump by saying ‘that was a good one!’ You sound like such a toolbag when you say stuff like that.”
Thank you, that’ll be $100 million, payable in unmarked bills.