There’s a new trend in wedding photos of brides holding their grooms aloft in their arms that exemplifies the cultural and even physical de-masculinization of Western White men and de-feminization of Western White women.
Brides and grooms are agreeing to this farcedy (farce + tragedy) under the pretense that such pics are “cute” and show their “fun-loving side”. Funny, all I see is a nauseating beta curled up like an infant in his aggrofemme’s arms.
This photo was submitted by a newlywed wife who offered, “This is his favourite”. Keep in mind as you view the wreckage that the “””man””” chose this photo as his favorite because it perfectly captured everything he was feeling on his wedding day.
“eek… a mouse!”
Maybe you think the gayfaced thing above is a closet case. A strong possibility. So try to explain this one:
American men are so fagged up I can’t even. Good luck trying to explain this to your future son when he asks why you let mommy carry you over the threshold like an overgrown toddler. News bulletin, dad: Sons have a strong need for an alpha male role model to look up to, and that usually means you. Way to let him down.
One wonders where the psychological castration and infantilization of White men and the phony propped-up machismo of White women will end. What is the end game? Millions of bicurious plushboys ruminating on the potential of everyday objects to double as rectum ticklers? Millions of screechy, thin-skinned feminist SJWs driving the economy to a halt with productivity- and innovation-killing HR complaints?
The best outcome that could happen now would be for this sociosexual inversion to reach an absolute nadir until the system snaps and the degenerate poz mafia scatter like cockroaches as the pendulum swings violently backward, scything away the filth and disease of infected ids.
Just as planned… Good Goyim….
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You can blame liberals for this bullshit.
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Tattoos on chics too. Look at the horrible (who am I kidding, all tattoos on chics, simply by being present, are horrible) tattoo on her fucking left hand. The short hair and hipster glasses. Bleah. Dude’s a beard. In both pics. Cheers
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Preference for girls with tattoos seem to differ with men. However, I’ve never known any man who has preferred short hair on a girl. Not one.
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Hell, shave a woman bald and I’d still consider her before I EVER countenance a woman with tattoos. 😡
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Pretty much every bad thing that have and are happening to Western Civilization since around the 1960 are because of the left who has now become the establishment.
Feminized men; the left is to blame
masculinized women ; the left is to blame
women with tattoos and face peircings ; the left is to blame
Hordes of savage “””immigrants/refugess””” invading us ; the left is to blame
Illegals getting granted citizenship by a radical left President ; the left is to blame
The main stream media fanning the flames, and making blacks loot and riots such as in Ferguson for an imaginary crime the media fabricated ; the left is to blame ( the main stream media is an arm of the left )
Kids all getting a trophy even though some did not even play in a hockey game; the left is to blame
Your tax dollars used to pay for the contraceptives of stupid whores; the left is to blame
The filth now found in almost every tv show; the left is to blame
The CEO of Firefox being fired because at some point in time years ago he gave money to an atni-gay-marriage group ; the left is to blame
A very famous cokking show lady got her career and reputation destroyed because she once said the word n*gg*r about 35 years ago ; the left is to blame
The USA forced to fight limited wars which makes it impossible to win; the left is to blame
The USA military forced to have incompetent female soldiers and trouble making gay soldiers ; the left is to blame
Some groups selling human baby ( aborted ) parts with the same detachment as if they were selling a guitar part on Ebay ; the left is to blame
that we whites must apologize to the rest of the planet for even being born ; the left is to blame
Higher tax/ less money left on your paycheck; the left is to blame
Schools teaching kids that whites are hegemonic murderers but that Islam is great ; the left is to blame
Forced fat acceptance of women who are repulsive ; the left is to blame
Kids today that respect no adults, not their teachers, not even their own parents ; the left is to blame
That some USA high ranking official said of the fort Hood massacre by a Muslim on 13 non-Muslims that what matters is that multiculturalism is intact ; the left is to blame for such intense insanity ( and a supreme insult to the loved ones of who those died at the hand of another crazy Muslim)
Detroit city now in ruins ; the left is to blame ( long story bu the left is to blame)
Divorce court being extremely unfair to men ; the left is to blame
I could go on all night
the left is to blame for most bad things.
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bad things have been happening to Western civilization for centuries, and it is not the ‘Left’ that is driving it, although the ‘Left’ is a part manifestation of it.
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Some women look fine with short hair.
[CH: but most women don’t. the ones who can get away with pixie cuts are, well, pixies, and women whose hair gets snarly and mousy when it gets long. this is why older women opt for shorter cuts as they age. the hair quality decline, just like the rest of the body, with the years.]
Likewise, there is a point in which hair gets too long.
[this is like anorexia. a fakeout feminist “problem” that is dwarfed by the real problem of obesity.]
Tattoos, on the other hand, always look trashy.
[is this b/c trashy girls get tattoos, or tattoos trash up a girl? there are a lot of overeducated swpl princesses with tats nowadays. do they look trashy to you?]
In other words. Mid-length hair is probably the most preferable. Short hair is not a disqualifier.
Tattoos absolutely are.
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Rosabell+Laurenti+Sellers&biw=1306&bih=614&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMIytWhvNWFyAIVSD8UCh00IgKB&dpr=1.47
[rosabelle looks FAR better with long hair.]
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I’ve never known any man who has preferred short hair on a girl. Not one.
There are some women on whom short hair is not without its charm. That said, I still usually prefer long hair.
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subscribe.
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Industry has to fail before they revert. And the Great Enabler must fall. Cheap energy is the basis of all this madness. Angry rural dykes, the type that thinks generators are a good purchase, might be able to weather the industrial frost, but everyone else will go through severe withdrawal syndrome both from their amenities and their carefully propped-up personality disorders. That is, if they survive THE DAY THE EBT CARD STOPPED WORKING. Bis dann, der Wahnsinn geht weiter.
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Wir wollen sehen, wie die Welt zum Teufel geht!
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Source?
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That was a line from the film Metropolis.
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achtung!
himmel!
himmel!
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Damn, that’s old school. Thought I knew it from somewhere…
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[…] Brides Carrying Grooms […]
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Now I have a question. I am in a relationship with a Japanese-looking Asian girl that, to set the record straight is very feminine, cute and not butch (possibly lesbian, non-feminist). See the dilemma is, she is interested and I mean devoted to mistress/slave role play. Which is fine. Conceptually. But when mutual ass play, as they say, comes packaged with strap-on, dildos and leather: who’s not going to doubt their sexuality (then get off). Now I know. Beta. Yet, she wants me to make the proper beast too. It’s studs that have mistresses, yet slaves that have masters. You say a beta, I say it’s a bang any alpha would envy . Thoughts?
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Have her peg you across the threshold.
You fairy.
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[CH: astute readers will notice that the CH archives are filled with reformatted insults pulled from glengarry glen ross.]
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gross dude – gtfo
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Dan, you need a “handle” if you are going to post personal gradue on the internet.
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(gră’dü)
1. (n.) Anything gross and unidentifiable, usually sticky, that can be found almost everywhere.
Origins: A blending of gross and residue.
Example: Gradue can be found under the bed, on subway rails, stuck in one’s teeth, or anywhere else one can think.
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My mom used to use the word “gradue” when we were kids, some 40 years ago. I had forgotten all about it. Thanks for the memories, I guess.
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I’m surprised the first guy doesn’t have stretched out ear lobes. Probably his asshole though.
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Unless Buzzfeed gets on this it still may not become a trend, really.
Btw, I just stumbled upon https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/education/2012/09/17/ff04b162-00d1-11e2-9367-4e1bafb958db_story.html – girl’s comment is priceless.
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Brutal read. Long winded and ‘feelsy’. Knew a chic was writing it from the start. Not a difficult thing to sense, admittedly. Chic football player. Saw one in person, don’t see the point other than grrl power political crap. The broad that wrote it is credited as ‘a political reporter who will be covering the 2016 election’. The point of the article really seemed to be feminist agenda pushing hokum. Anyone who made it through the whole thing, please tell me if I’m wrong. Cheers, men.
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Thanks for taking that bullet for the team.
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[…] By CH […]
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Carrying your new wife across the thresh hold is the oldest of the marriage traditions, a social artifact of marriage by capture. A guy would sneak over to another village with his best friend, his best man, acting as lookout and kidnap a girl to be his wife. Over time, it became more and more sylized, with the kidnapping prearranged with the girl waiting and the men in her family putting a mock defense. Now, it survives only as carrying a new wife through the door of their new home together. It is a novelty that some women would want to assume the dominant role of kidnapper. I suspect this will never catch on because, deep down, women prefer to be pursued. Playing the pursuer makes it look like no man was interested in pursuing her, which advertises a low sexual market value.
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It goes back to the Rape of the Sabine Women according to tradition.
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Rome wasn’t built in a day, you know. 😉
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It goes back to the Rape of the Sabine Women according to tradition.
It still occurs in some rural areas of Mexico. They call it “rapto.” Do a site search of vdare.com and you can read all about it.
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No….f’ing……way…..You can’t make this stuff up. Haha. I’d like to see the look on my slender, HB8 gf’s face if I told her to “man up” and carry me across the threshold. She’d feel my forehead (she’s an RN) and explain the bad injuries that would befall her if she even attempted this. First off, these dipwad “brides” are going to slip a disc (seriously) or get a nasty strain. I’m 6’2, 195 and lift weights and there is noway any girl I’ve ever dated can pick me up. 2nd, what kind of beta, fem, jokers are these guys??
Hope we don’t have a major ground war soon….Or maybe we need one on 2nd thought. Sad.
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Both of these men win the beta pussy award for the year…..It’s a wonder they don’t show a pic of their “wives” wearing a strap on, ramming a dildo up their arses….I guess that’s next…and these two fuckers would be o so proud.
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Psychological castration and infantilization will follow it’s hamster-logical course to physical castration and infibulation. Molly-coddled millennial males will soon be wearing their testis in jars hung around their necks – chattel slaves to the female agenda. Herds of emasculated hive-minds contentedly mewling away among the decaying legacy of their progenitors – unable to maintain the will to stack one brick atop another.
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Cutesy staged photos like the above used to be appropriate when manliness was taken for granted. The essence of humor is incongruity. But absent a world where men can be relied on to be men, the pictures become signposts of degeneracy.
Today’s confused faggot embraces emasculating scenarios for intellectual reasons – a sign of progress towards egalitarianism; but also for vestigial reasons – a sign of confidence in their own manliness that their grandfathers might have engaged in (e.g., Sadie Hawkins Day, football players dressing in cheerleader drag at a pep rally).
The only plausible way out of these topsy-turvy times is unapologetic manliness. Nothing tryhard, but nothing ironic either. An earnest confidence beats hipster irony every time. “But look at my lumberjack beard!”
More important, unabashed masculinity resonates with women deeper than any defense this gay earth can supply for her. The very word “manliness” sounds tryhard to a certain ear — what are you trying to prove? — until she is presented with a choice between that and the pussified herbs that surround her. The difference is getting starker each day. The weaker they get, the stronger we get by contrast.
Nonetheless the couples in these photos have lots of work to do before they can get to such fine-tuning. They are up to their tits in the poz. I’d say skip a generation and try to save their children, but who’s kidding who — they won’t have any. It’s God’s self-correcting, if painfully slow, solution. Who needs brimstone for our modern-day Gomorrahs when there is contraception and the lifelong torture of nihilism and anomie?
Matt
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I could not imagine my grandfathers or father pulling a stunt like this.
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Great Moral Rule for Men: If Grandfather wouldn’t do it, neither will I.
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“Good luck trying to explain this to your future son…”
Such men do not father sons. Faggot fathers provide better models. Whatever these grooms might be, they are less men than Mr. Slave.
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Urgh at those pics.
As advice I’ve seen says to demonstrate constant small displays of masculinity, I’ve taken to randomly picking my girlfriend up when she comes for a kiss / hug.
I’ll grab her around the waist and lift her up, sometimes doing a silly swoosh around and arched smooch, (she gets daft things like that poking fun at romance movies, which as nerdy types, we both abhor), or hold her up really high up to shoulder level or ore, infront of the mirror too if we’re in the bedroom so she can see me confidently carrying her.
Even though I’m not a tall guy (only 5’7″, she’s about 5’4″) it still has a good effect, as she’s not used to being that high up, especially out of the blue.
This usually gets an “ooh!” of surprise, or a “I like this!” comment. I’m trying to not make it too often, so it surprises her when I do it, but it seems to have a good effect. Beaming smile, sparkling eyes and great sex.
Nowadays there’s not much opportunity for males to display their raw strength, (unless purely being a poser). So I felt this is a nice easy way to remind her, while combing it with “softie” things at the same time.
This whole bollocks of wives lifting up their men reverses that completely and makes a mockery of such. Can you imagine any of the blokes going “ooh!” and being pleased at the strength of their wives? Actually with this lot of fags, I probably could.
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At my eldest son’s wedding, before they knew what hit ’em, I grabbed both wifey and the boy’s new mother-in-law, wrapped an arm around below each derriere, and lifted ’em both for the camera shot.
And ‘though they weren’t chubbos, they weren’t small, neither. 😉
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Chicks love being picked up and carried around. It’s a great way to shut their complaining up as well.
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Truth.
Once I learned this trick, peace and joy reigned in the household.
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sad… so sad
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sad
This is what happens with a generation of men raised by women.
Why not let my bride carry me? – we are equal
Why not let my wife make more than me? – we are equal
I’m not HAaaaapy I’m leaving you. You sad girly-man sven my cross-fit instructor is making me sexually happy, goodbye. -…but but we are equal?
There are a whole series of things my Dad taught me. One thing was self respect.
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First picture.
Short hair: check
shoes from gayland: check
He too: check
Assumption: He will take her strap-on black dildo up his ass tonight.
Assumpiton: They wont have any children. IF they do, the children will be pitch black.
Second picture.
Looks a lot different than the first picture. Except it doesn’t. Same story.
Future outlook: Maybe the movie “Idiocracy” was too optimistic
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I don’t know…
The first picture looks like a MTF trans holding a FTM trans which means biology is prevailing.
In the second one, the guy seems like he is shorter than the girl. She is not hideous looking, so single mother doing some hardcore settling.
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To be fair no ordinary man would be able to hoist any of these robustly built modern brides… they’ll need performance enhancing drugs not just when finally between the sheets, but also just to be able to get her over the threshhold.
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lol
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Constantly bemoaning these fairies without finding ways to exploit them for fun and profit would be the real crime.
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To CH et al.,
where do you find this stuff?
this is seriously awful. and I know you’ve frequently touched upon this, but deep down even these “liberated” women must resent their husbands / boyfriends/ significant others. Even in SWIPPEL land.
It’s offensive enough to engage in this behavior. These people then add insult to injury by “documenting” it. It’ll be like looking at the tattoo of your prom date’s name that you got while drunk in TJ.
I wish to request that CH do more of these & beta posts. I want to reiterate CH’s previous posts, i.e., that a person can learn a great deal from these, i.e., what NOT to do. Sometimes it can be more difficult to pinpoint or mimic the alpha behaviors without constant practice and the alpha attitude. So I think it’s a step in the right direction when an apprentice is eliminating “bad habits”. I think if you can eliminate “anti-game” you’re head and shoulders above most even if you don’t have “game”.
At the least you can look back on past failures without cringing.
Aww! Those two pictures are going to make me hurl.
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Agreed. Demonstrating what NOT to do is a great way to begin teaching.
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I must self medicate now!
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Way ahead of you, pal. This Brown Ale from Bells is pretty damn good.
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I’m buying a shotgun and a rifle tomorrow and praying for the dollar to crash so we can just get THE END started.
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Things would be easier if everything would crumble fast & restart.
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Pictures on social media matter. Over the last 3 years I’ve weeded out my photos and only post pictures that show me in masculine endeavours or in poses or situations where it’s a DHV. Girls check these photos out. As a benchmark I think “What would Putin look like doing this?”
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Agreed with walawala & JohnDSee. Even more so: what would Putin NOT do? Which admittedly is simpler to accomplish for most, and yet still….
i keep thinking things like:
which is harder to do?
a) asking your girl to carry you or
b) doing nothing?
It may take tons of will power and energy to execute alpha body language / attitude, but how much energy does it take NOT to perform embarrassing things? It blows my mind.
If you haven’t the alpha to take your girl from behind right then and there, for heaven’s sake don’t ask her to carry you over the thresh hold. if you’re going to be beta, don’t be an embarrassing beta. Just both of you walk over the thresh hold or just have a bland photo snapped. ugh.
which is harder to do?
a) writing a shakespearean poem to a girl you barely know or
b) ignoring the girl and moving on?
It blows my mind that I think most of the posts CH has seem more illustrations of “anti-game”. Rather than “no-game”. You feel sorry for the poor guy who’s a boring, reliable provider who suddenly finds divorce papers and his wife has moved out with his best friend. You think the guy just needs some education. With the ones above…we’re talking about “incorrigible”.
I’m stepping off my soapbox. I needed to vent.
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@Noel it takes more willpower– inner game to NOT react than to either knee-jerk into a defensive mode or over-game and begin insulting the girl who’s shit-tested you.
I’ve seen it here and I wrote about it recently as well. “k” is the ultimate reply to any flake.
Here’s another “tell” if a girl sees you as something other than a friend. If you go out, take photos of each other and she doesn’t post them.
I was taking out a former colleague who I wanted to bang. It didn’t go anywhere after two dates, but we went for cocktails where interestingly they had a drink with her same name. She posted photos of THAT drink…but not of us having drinks…. with “Friends” they don’t care who knows. Another interesting game observation.
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totally agree, walawala.
but don’t you think what’s happening above in CH’s post is a totally different animal?
I can see myself — still learning etc. — falling into the traps you’ve described (e.g. the lack of will power and butt-hurt defensive overreacting, etc.) and later on realizing my screw up, kicking myself, but learning from it to correct myself or stop myself in future encounters.
But I simply can’t fathom asking a girl to carry me, as in the photos above. Or some such debased posture. That simply blows my mind. The more I look at those photographs as CH’s public service warning / moral corrective, I feel it’s so outrageous. “Missy, would you carry me?” Or didn’t CH once have a beta wrap his arm around a cutie in the air [like a pretend air hug or something?]. I forgot the post title …but seriously? If there’s going to be no physical contact and you’re a coward, at least don’t exacerbate the situation with an air hug. Shudder….
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Ah, yes, now I remember some of the other embarrassing photos CH posted:
1. we’ve got the bride carrying the groom, as above;
2. we’ve got some guy curled up in the lap some SWPL tattooed blue haired girl as they’re on a park bench
3. we’ve got an Asian guy in a subway mateguarding by lightly touching his hand against her thigh while she’s disgustedly doing something else like texting on her phone
4. we’ve got another Asian guy mate guarding elephant trunk style, holding the girl’s naked heel from behind on a bus
5. we’ve got another Asian guy on his knees in public begging his girlfriend for forgiveness while onlookers, disgusted, is yelling him to man up
6. we’ve got the white nerd doing the air shoulder embrace
7. we’ve got an herb at a bar wearing a shoulder messenger bag
i would like to think will power shouldn’t be involved in not doing the above… at least I hope so. Or the end of the male gender is closer than i realised.
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One of our wedding pictures was of me slung over my husband’s shoulder. That’s the he keeps on his desk at work.
That trend probably won’t catch on.
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I keep a picture of a trophy turd that wraps three times around the bowl – it has a caption that reads – ‘I Gave at the Office”.
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I totally agree there is a trend for men to be “cute”. I think it has been quite enough. this is just getting worse.
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Both guys in the pictures have extreme gay-face, and I got a week’s pay that says the first bride’s a tranny.
The second girl looks like a good sport, though… maybe she’s a weight trainer or such.
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That “bride” in the first picture looks like a man.
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No, she looks like a typical SJW ball ripping misandronyst Lesbian shrew. Short, butch hair, no make-up of course, ugly as a boil and of course ‘taking charge’ of her conquered mangina. Boy is he f***ed. But, he probably likes that. They probably tied the knot for tax purposes (naturally she does them). But oh look they’re both wearing purple Chuck Taylors, isn’t that sweet…
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How light weight – literally and socially – can you be to get picked up physically by a woman? They both look like fags. And their betrothed ball-ripping (you go GRRRL!) new um, spouses look like there might be more than a few bagfuls of softball gear swimming in the trunks of their Subarus. Beards all around.
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Nice purple fucking shoes.
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Throw like a man damnit:
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I thought Tyrion Lannister had better taste than that…
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So THESE are the people who will stop people like me from imposing our will?
hahahhaaaahahaah
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“Good luck trying to explain this to your future son when he asks why you let mommy carry you over the threshold like an overgrown toddler.”
The odds are very high that ‘he’ won’t make a son. If these types make babies, they are usually girls. If these alleged men do make a boy, the poor thing is already doomed.
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The real crime here, and obvious evidence for closet gay married to a femcunt, the fucking matching purple shoes.
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