Hockey player Jaromir Jagr was photographed in bed with a cock-hopping 18-year-old Czechpot model. The girl took the post-coital ego-stroking selfie, which eventually wound up in the hands of aspiring extortionists who threatened Jagr with public exposure of the photo if he didn’t cough up $2,000.
“I don’t care.”
Now that’s aloof alpha.
CH Maxim #32: Never apologize to bitter, envious losers for your natural, healthy, libidinous male sexuality.