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Alpha Of The Month: Jaromir Jagr

September 24, 2015 by CH

Hockey player Jaromir Jagr was photographed in bed with a cock-hopping 18-year-old Czechpot model. The girl took the post-coital ego-stroking selfie, which eventually wound up in the hands of aspiring extortionists who threatened Jagr with public exposure of the photo if he didn’t cough up $2,000.

Jagr’s response?

“I don’t care.”

Now that’s aloof alpha.

CH Maxim #32: Never apologize to bitter, envious losers for your natural, healthy, libidinous male sexuality.

Are you reading this, Jared Rutledge and Jacob Owens? When you grovel before the feminist cunt culture, you only encourage the degenerate freaks to take a piss on your bowed heads.

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  1. on September 24, 2015 at 9:49 am Captain Obvious

    My God, that coffee shop story reads like something out of Franz Kafka [who himself was simply “projecting” Eskimo plans for what they were going to unleash upon the Shkotzim once the Eskimos seized & consolidated power].

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 10:17 am JironGhrad

      Jared and Jacob are in the Independent Socialist State of Asheville. I have family near there and in my experience, Asheville is the Seattle/Boulder, CO of North Carolina. They also have the 3rd largest drug distribution network on the East Coast according to my (reasonably reliable) sources.

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      • on September 24, 2015 at 10:29 am Captain Obvious

        Dude, did you read the story which CH linked to? The article is talking about how Eskimo Femc*ntery Inc is going after their financials, attacking them via the organization which floated them their loan. And one femc*nt universitarded professorette was saying that maybe they could assuage the fury at their transgression if only they made a voluntary donation to the local Femc*nt Extortion Racket, but unbeknownst to her, they had already offered a donation which was rejected by the Racket in a fit of femin@zi sanctimony.

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      • on September 24, 2015 at 10:33 am Captain Obvious

        Also, JG, if you’re on the road a lot, servicing equipment, then you will LOVE a 1993 Dennis Quaid / Meg Ryan vehicle, called “Flesh and Bone”. Trust me.

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      • on September 26, 2015 at 12:32 am Douglas

        The research triangle in NC and Austin in Texas are disgraces to the South, full of hipster douchebags that have everything the South is. They both should be nuked from orbit, just to be sure.

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  2. on September 24, 2015 at 9:51 am Damn Crackers

    To paraphrase Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore:

    “Any man who has the guts to win two Stanley Cups with a mullet strapped to him can drink from my canteen any day.”

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 10:37 am mendozatorres

      That hair is the truth!

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 10:45 am Greg Eliot

      He didn’t ask anyone’s permission… he just thought it up and did it.

      What balls.

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 10:57 am corvinus333

      If you’re alpha, a mullet makes you look like Davy Crockett or a rock star.

      If you’re beta, it just makes you look weird.

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 8:05 pm Imperial Leather

      A Man’s Frame defines A Man’s Game

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  3. on September 24, 2015 at 9:52 am Anonymous

    hopefully jaromir learned that next level alpha is to stop girlie from takin pics in the first place

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 11:09 am plumpjack

      my policy with girls, in the post-Facebook/Instagram era, is NO pictures.

      yeah it’s a bit anti social, but so is being an alpha. if you value your privacy start doing this sooner rather than later.

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 2:10 pm aneroidocean

      Next level Alpha? You’re trying to define next level alpha for a guy who is an absolutely world class athlete and by all accounts fucks top level female talent on the regular?

      You’re an idiot. Next level alpha is probably knowing full well that there’s going to be zero repercussions for him if some young slut he fucks takes a picture of him, so he gives zero fucks.

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      • on September 24, 2015 at 2:31 pm zodak

        the photos also protect him from false raype allegations.

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      • on September 24, 2015 at 5:57 pm Anonymous

        if he doesn’t give a fuck about what general public thinks, why wouldn’t he hesitate to tell miss star-fuckr to put her fn phone away cuz she ain’t gettin no pic? because after he blew his load his guard was down, that’s why. it can happen to the best.

        where i come from its now considered common courtesy to tell your lay to put her fn phone away. if your not beyond saving you’ll learn from that… idiot

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      • on September 25, 2015 at 1:32 pm aneroidocean

        Yeah Anonymous, because super alphas talk and bitch-slap girls in their sleep they’re so alpha. ALPHA!

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  4. on September 24, 2015 at 9:54 am rjna1

    Hockey is the only masculine sport left in the world that isn’t overrun with cuckolded white fans cheering for their nagger heroes.

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 10:26 am corvinus333

      Canada’s gift to the world, back when it still had its balls.

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 10:29 am mendozatorres

      Watching a game in person is the only way to truly enjoy the sport. TV does it no justice and rightly so–it was meant to be experienced.

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 10:45 am ar10308

      Which figures sinve it’s filled with Eastern Europeans and Russians.

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 11:14 am Canadian Friend

      rjna1,

      You are mostly right about hockey and I am sorry to have to rain on your parade but Canadian Hockey is starting to be infected with the ” diversity is our greatest strength” mental disease.

      The most popular hockey player these days here in Quebec is a black guy, P.K. Subban, he plays with the Montreal Canadiens Team, he is immensely popular, his face is every where, everyone is talking about him, everyone loves him …

      but the love fest for that black guy just went up many notches,

      he just donated $10 million to some sick children cause ( can’t remember which ).

      The media in Quebec were having multiple orgasms over that. It was making nauseated.

      If I’m not mistaken no white person in my corner of the world has ever donated that much money to a similar cause, he is now the the noble one and we – whites- are the bad guy who should emulate the noble “savage”.

      That event is being used by the usual suspects here in Quebec to shove multiculturalism deeper down our throat.

      I expect Canadian hockey to become flooded with blacks within 20 years.

      And I expect to see more white women dating black guys and having mulatto kids because of that single event.

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      • on September 24, 2015 at 12:02 pm corvinus333

        Niggerphilia seems to be a uniquely Western European disease.

        (shakin’ mah haid)

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      • on September 24, 2015 at 5:42 pm Regular John

        “he just donated $10 million to some sick children cause ( can’t remember which ).”

        Inside every black hockey player is a white man dying to get out.

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      • on September 26, 2015 at 1:24 pm WaitWhat?

        Jesus Christ he didn’t beat up a bunch of white chicks or call for revolution against the evil white man, he gave a chunk of money to a charity instead of blowing it all on that rap video lifestyle. He sounds exceptionally/refreshingly decent.

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 12:40 pm Anonymous

      Its not the only one there’s Rugby. Its like American football but not gay as a row of pink tents.

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    • on September 25, 2015 at 8:46 am The Burninator

      Lacrosse

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    • on September 25, 2015 at 11:14 am Anonymous

      no its not, check out the irish national games hurling and football….hurling especially puts all sports to shame

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  5. on September 24, 2015 at 9:54 am milktoast

    David Letterman said something similar to the guy who threatened to reveal his mistress/s to his wife and the public…

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 10:54 am everybodyhatesscott

      The SJW’s are really going hard after hockey. Talk about a small group of ‘fans’ that make a lot of noise and absolutely hate the sport.

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  6. on September 24, 2015 at 10:00 am Alpha Of The Month: Jaromir Jagr | Neoreactive

    […] By CH […]

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  7. on September 24, 2015 at 10:01 am Haven M.

    sluts:
    http://www.barnorama.com/some-girls-are-really-good-at-using-tinder/
    they don’t care either.

    [CH: i suspect these girls are taking the piss with their friends (and ex-boyfriends).]

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 10:28 am Sean Fielding

      Also, the world’s oldest profession has many faces.

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 12:52 pm Glengarry

      Tag the sponsor.

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  8. on September 24, 2015 at 10:02 am Days of Broken Arrows

    How in the hell was this “extortion?!” The guy is single and she’s a model who is less than half his age. What kind of conversation went on here? “You’d better pay us a lot of money or I’m gonna tell the world you bed young beautiful women!”

    Either these are extortionists who were once in special ed, or this was a publicity stunt engineered by Jagr’s PR people. I couldn’t imagine a better was to instantly up the guy’s SMV and make him world-renown.

    [CH: in a normal, sane society your point would be accepted wisdom. but we don’t live in a normal sane society. we live in a manlet morass and a feminist cunt culture, and it’s not anymore uncommon to hear men apologizing for succeeding at being men.]

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 10:05 am shartiste

      yup. this is the exact opposite of extortion. hell, they should charge him to release the pics, not to suppress them.

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 10:08 am JironGhrad

      I heard it was the girl trying to get $2,000. Apparently, she was dating some other hockey player at the time.

      [CH: jagr has probably banged enough crazy BPD hottie sluts in his life that at this point he knows how to handle them (DISMISSED)]

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      • on September 24, 2015 at 10:56 am everybodyhatesscott

        Word on the street is she didn’t sleep with him, she just got into bed in the morning to grab the selfie…

        I really hope her bf doesn’t believe her but dudes are stupid. “She wouldn’t do that to me!”

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 10:28 am corvinus333

      The extortionists were almost certainly Gamma males.

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 10:53 am Svar

      Zach

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 5:49 pm Regular John

      She’s 18. It’s practically pedophilia.

      Ha. Her boyfriend must have done a little too much hero worship(he calls Jags his “idol”). Never wear another man’s jersy, brah.

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  9. on September 24, 2015 at 10:15 am shartiste

    Those coffee shop guys are fucking morons. Have they learned nothing? Their best damage control was not apologizing. This has been proven by links, retweets, youtube vids, anecdotes, around the sphere for YEARS. What the hell were these guys reading?

    [CH: after reading their cringing abject apologies (and kind of over the top pickup stories), i’m wondering if they aren’t a troll operation set up by a bunch of manlets and bluehairs to make puas look bad. if that’s the case, then they come out looking better. because if their apologia is sincere there is no excuse for that level of degrading self-abasement when, as you said, everyone who hasn’t been living in a cave knows the score by now.]

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 10:22 am Skinner

      They probably guessed that their bottom line (chicks buy most coffee by far) would take a hit on this without them grovelling. Sound logic, except as we know, it never works.

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      • on September 24, 2015 at 10:29 am corvinus333

        Right. In reality, the total opposite happens.

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 10:31 am Captain Obvious

      > “i’m wondering if they aren’t a troll operation set up by a bunch of manlets and bluehairs to make puas look bad” ——— OH HELL YES.

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  10. on September 24, 2015 at 10:28 am Sir

    Are all these maxims listed somewhere ?!

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 10:57 am everybodyhatesscott

      http://hawaiianlibertarian.blogspot.com/2011/01/compiled-maxims-of-chateau.html

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      • on September 24, 2015 at 11:07 am Sir

        cheers

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      • on September 24, 2015 at 11:47 am Canadian Friend

        Is it because English is not my first language or is there something wrong in this one?

        Maxim #25: NO girl wants to be thought she isn’t a special little snowflake.

        Thought as the verb think? or thought as the verb teach? neither makes much sense.

        Shouldn’ t the word be “told” as in ; no girl wants to be told she isn’t a special snowflake?

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      • on September 24, 2015 at 12:10 pm everybodyhatesscott

        Is it because English is not my first language or is there something wrong in this one?

        Maxim #25: NO girl wants to be thought she isn’t a special little snowflake.

        Thought as the verb think? or thought as the verb teach? neither makes much sense.

        Just get rid of the double negative and translate it as “every chick thinks she’s a special snowflake”

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      • on September 24, 2015 at 12:22 pm vicky

        Maxim #21: “betas pay, alphas split, super alphas profit”

        Most real alpha men I’ve known, albeit older guys, have always insisted on paying. Not just with me but in general. Maybe it’s a thing with Italians.

        [CH: “pay” doesn’t only mean paying for dinners. payment encompasses a lot of interpersonal territory.]

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      • on September 24, 2015 at 12:30 pm vicky

        CH: ok yes, I wasn’t thinking in that sense. Thanks for clarifying.

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  11. on September 24, 2015 at 10:35 am Alpha Of The Month: Jaromir Jagr | Manosphere.com

    […] Alpha Of The Month: Jaromir Jagr […]

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  12. on September 24, 2015 at 10:39 am Arbiter

    Speaking of sleeping with teens, this just in:

    http://www.infowars.com/media-describes-30-year-old-woman-who-had-sex-with-child-as-glamorous/

    Woman has sex with 15-year-old student, is described as “glamorous”, with flattering pictures attached to the story. As Watson rightly asks, would a man sleeping with a teenage studerette been described as “handsome” with dashing photos attached?

    Wasn’t there supposed to be a “patriarchy” in the media which ignores men’s sins while condemning women as sluts? How odd, it’s almost as if it’s the exact opposite.

    The Daily Star also described Berriman as “glamorous,” and like the Manchester Evening News also featured a number of photogenic gallery images in which Berriman is seen posing for the camera.

    After I criticized the Manchester Evening News on Twitter for glamorizing pedophilia in their headline, the writer of the story, Todd Fitzgerald, blocked my account. The headline was subsequently changed, although no retraction was included.
    ……..
    As we reported earlier this week, there seems to be an unnerving trend unfolding where pedophilia is being increasingly mainstreamed.

    A writer for Salon.com who confessed to being a pedophile penned a lengthy article in which he argued that people should be more “understanding and supportive” of those who lust after sex with children.

    Todd Nickerson, who runs a forum called ‘Virtuous Pedophiles’, insists that pedophilia is merely another form of “sexual orientation”.

    Salon previously published an article in 2012 entitled ‘Meet pedophiles who mean well’.

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  13. on September 24, 2015 at 11:31 am hosswire

    It’s like those coffee shop boys learned Game without ever being exposed to the concept of the “shit test”. They didn’t just break their frame, they atomized it with stomach-turning vigor.

    Any tried-and-true response to the angry-cat-glasses brigade would have served them better: Ignore, plow through, misdirect, agree & amplify, backturn, next.

    Their coffeeshop was done, regardless. But they would have kept their dignity, plus a mighty poon-windfall as their bad-boy notoriety skyrocketed.

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 12:11 pm corvinus333

      They were in Asheville NC, which judging from the comments I’ve read about it, is totally overrun with neo-hippies and SJWs (think Boulder CO, Austin TX, Seattle, or Portland OR). I can’t imagine a man with balls actually wanting to run a coffee shop in a town filled to the rafters with leftoids. They were certainly better than average looking to the girls there, but were quite obviously still very much leftoids themselves.

      IOW, this is what happens to leftoid relatively-alpha males nowadays. This also explains why most male SJWs are so androgynous and take such pains to be inoffensive to women; their most deeply-held philosophy and worldview causes them to self-destruct if they actually attempt to be successful with women.

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  14. on September 24, 2015 at 11:58 am Anonymous

    Possible responses:

    – “$2,000? fucking amateurs”

    – Send them a list of photo-sharing sites. “be sure you disseminate (heh) these as widely as possible, i want the bitches lined up around the blockas lolzlzlz”

    – “$2,000 = my hourly porn acting rate, i’ll take a cashier’s check”

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  15. on September 24, 2015 at 1:38 pm Driver

    Agree and good response by Jagr. You have to agree and amplify or just dismiss the whole thing (like the woman is a 5 year old). You can never take them seriously and it pisses them off when you laugh at them (with their threats).

    Go ahead, release the pic…but could I get a blow job before you leave?

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  16. on September 24, 2015 at 1:39 pm Alpha Of The Month: Jaromir Jagr | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  17. on September 24, 2015 at 2:24 pm benfromtexas

    What’s funny is that Czech model’s boyfriend is an amateur hockey player who constantly praises Jagr as an idol. So she fucked who her boyfriend admires the most. He just pushed his girlfriend right into Jagr’s bedroom.

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    • on September 24, 2015 at 4:46 pm corvinus333

      Heh. There’s a Beta of the Month article in the archives covering that sort of hero-worship.

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  18. on September 24, 2015 at 3:10 pm The Spirit Within

    Naw, Jagr just did what’s expected when a Cluster B goes sideways: Ignore and eject. Nothing remarkably alpha.

    [CH: how many men are capable of promptly jettisoning a real hottie post-coitus because she went sideways? very very few. that’s why what jagr did is evidence of alphatude.]

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    • on September 26, 2015 at 6:29 pm Mario

      Well …

      “And heres another private pic..but this time no one wanted to pay for it..and its such a nice picture. Maybe they couldnt find out her name. I forgot too. All I know she was foreign”

      https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12042724_922162007860632_3198147234768145645_n.jpg?oh=f1a05edc40f2bdc58df019f27faae5ee&oe=56944B3A

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  19. on September 24, 2015 at 4:58 pm The Sentry

    Jagr has been stag his whole career, sans a few “serious” girlfriends. As I’m sure others have mentioned this slut’s bf was captain of the Czech junior team. A great lesson to all you old men out there, stay fit and youthful.

    OT F Roger Devlin and Richard Spencer had a podcast on Radix about female sexuality and the sexual marketplace. Naturally you came up but I was surprised to hear both men softly condemn the manosphere as kind of a dead end, just-dealing-with-the-situation reaction to feminism and cultural marxism.

    I think Heartiste should contact these two guys, who were hardly vitriolic or apprehensive, and show them a sample of your posts. The preservation of Western Civilization is almost regularly brought up on your blog, so I think both men would appreciate the correction.

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  20. on September 24, 2015 at 7:57 pm HomeDepot

    I know there are a lot of major league groupies (NHL, NBA, NFL, MLS, MLB).

    What about minor league? Like minor league hockey groupies?

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    • on September 26, 2015 at 6:31 pm Mario

      Minor leagues as well. Esp in junior leagues. Used to play in national level

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