“Mars and Venus“, by Antonio Canova.
Dat contrapposto. The old timers knew how an alpha male should stand (and how a woman should look when she’s ecstatically submitting to him).
Crucially, notice how Mars’ chest faces outward (while Venus’ entire body is devoted to him). His eyes pierce Venus’ soul with divine love, but his torso belies a longing in his heart for conquests and glory that are apart from her. See also: CH Poon Commandment III.
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Compare and contrast with modern Western art:
It’s the elevation of ugliness all the way down.
the opposite of most wedding pictures today where the guy is kissing her and she’s eye-fucking the camera (along with at least one of his friends)
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A 38yo facebook friend just posted her wedding pics. The manlet husband is wearing sneakers and posing separately from her with collapsed body language. The fat woman has all her appendages splayed in a “victory” / dancing pose. The only thing going for her is that she’s one of few that haven’t unfriended me yet for my anti-muslim comments.
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Why would you make anti-Muslim comments in the first place? Faggot.
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‘Why would you make anti-Muslim comments in the first place?”
Because no one except other muzzies likes you?
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“A 38yo facebook friend just posted her wedding pics.”
…….why? Seriously, marrying a 38 year old? That dude better be 47 AT THE LEAST. At least he is short.
“The manlet husband is wearing sneakers”
Goddammit…
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“marrying a 38 year old? That dude better be 47 AT THE LEAST”
Hey now! I’m not yet 47 but close. No fucking way would I sober-bang, let alone marry a 38 year old.
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“Hey now! I’m not yet 47 but close. No fucking way would I sober-bang, let alone marry a 38 year old.”
😆
I can see the “not-marrying” part, but sober-bang? Come on. Monica Bellucci was 38 once, too. 😉
And when I say that people marrying 38 yo broads should be 47 at least, that’s not an endorsement of such nuptial agreements. It’s a warning AGAINST such agreements by men younger than that. I suppose you could argue that the limit should be even higher, but I am generous of spirit. 🙂
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When I was married last summer, the photographers kept trying to pose me in the most beta ways with my bride. I just ignored them.
[CH: just remember: the world is out to betafy every man. only established alphas get a pass, and sometimes not even then. resist the pressure to conform to the beta force.]
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I was one of the best men at a friend’s wedding and after we took different kind of pictures with the bridesmaids and the marrying couple, we took pictures in which we all posed like mobsters. Oh, the best looking bridesmaid acted like a cunt when I teased her about something stupid I said. So none of the other men asked her to dance the whole night and she sat at her table, pouty and ignored. It was OK since there were plenty of bridesmaids too.
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Now that you bring it up, all photos are of the guy leaning in to sneak a kiss and the girl’s wondering when she’ll file for divorce.
That’s a fun game: as you look through the wedding photos, spot the ones with the biggest telltale signs.
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also fun is reading between the lines at wedding announcements at theknot. every gd woman can’t just get married, now they have to have a hollywood narrative, and it’s about as accurate as her facebook #soblessed! posts are
pretty much anytime a girl mentions that they have had ‘ups and downs’ it refers to her going up and down outside the engagement and the guy still marrying her
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Heh, heh… contender for COTW right there. 😉
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Shit, the SWPL thing to do now is have TWO weddings. Yes, you heard right. Three fuckers I knew did all this shit, much to their whippedness and didn’t speak out about it. One is for the “””blessing””” and the other is to have one outdoors.
Here’s the thing: the thinking is that if a priest does not marry them in a church, then the marriage isn’t sanctified–God will frown!. Yes, read that again.
So, all three fuckers shacked up with their broads beforehand, getting the free milk and what not. Then, bitches want the ring, not to get married for the nuptial aspect, but to say they are getting or are already married. This is their in their trinity of status requirements.
The first wedding is the one in the church. The second is the one at the beach, or the Italian villa or at a winery, wherever. I had never heard of anything so stupid, but this shit is literally, “well, everyone else is doing it so why don’t we.” I cannot tell you how similar all three weddings were. (I only went to one..fucking hate weddings) And I didn’t need to go to know how similar it’d be.
What pisses me off is how they bastards are telling God what is and is not acceptable in hopes of Him accepting and blessing their marriage. Shit…I just went cross-eyed!
They’ll all be divorced within 5-7 years.
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next time you see a man and a woman hugging, and her head is over his shoulder, look to see what her eyes are doing. closed is good for the man. open, not so good, especially if she’s looking at another man. which happens a lot.
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Lol, Scalzi. 😆
[CH: telling. scalzi is the woman in his marriage.]
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Apparently the name Donald means “Ruler of the World”.
http://www.behindthename.com/name/donald
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It was all good until u had to bring up the menstral blood art again. I need to brush me teeth after vomiting in my mouth.
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I like the post about the same topic with the B&W photo of Steve McQueen. I do my best to emulate that one…just need the broad draped around me
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[…] By CH […]
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We need Alt Right/Crypto-Alt Right artists.
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There are lots of excellent artists out there creating excellent art even now by the standards of historical canons. The problem is that they rarely get the same attention, critical approval, and money(really important) that the frauds creating “art” out of feces, urine, menstrual blood, et al. receive.
It’s more proof of the dark, barbaric times we live in; Good is now considered Evil. Evil now Good. Truth are now Lies, Lies are now Truth and Beauty, Symmetry, Harmony, and Clarity are now eschewed in favor of the Ugly, Unbalanced, Dissonance, and Incoherence.
Barbarians indeed…
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It’s not about artists, it’s about the self-proclaimed arbiters — galleries (and their owners):
http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2009/09/the-plot-against-art-part-1/
http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2009/09/the-plot-against-art-part-2/
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Artists have nothing to do with art in the West. It’s all about the arbiters/sellers: http://youtu.be/Pi4nDKO-UFY
http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2009/11/spitting-mad-jews-and-angry-artists-part-1/
http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2009/09/the-plot-against-art-part-2/
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E Michael Jones: art is ugly because a certain group of taste-makers rejects logos. Also, they just aren’t very talented.
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Not as simple as it seems. I am an Artist and yet have difficulty in knowing what to do in a contemporary context and fro want of using a ‘progressive ‘ word, its Problematic
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[…] How To Stand Like An Alpha Male God […]
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The second picture. What am I looking at?
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Oops, sorry, failed to click.
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The horrifying thing is that I was able to figure it out without clicking.
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Yeah, I suspected as much upon seeing the pic for the first time, and clicked the link just to be sure.
Feh!
A good protest would be to douse that “art” with some lighter fluid and set it aflame. It’d be worth the arrest, for an older man of good will who didn’t need the System anymore for his livelihood.
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@ Mr Eliot
“A good protest would be to douse that “art” with some lighter fluid and set it aflame.”
Performance art! Takin’ it to de streets! Creative destruction! The critics will love you.
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“If I was half the man I was ten years ago, I’d take a flamethrower to this place!”
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Heh, heh… the (ahem) artist would be livid… not so much at the destruction of the current (cough) ‘art’, rather… that the flamer didn’t think of doing the flame-out first.
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The Greeks really know how humans work: Aphrodite (Venus to my Roman forebearers) was married off to the ultimate beta, Hephaestus (Vulcan). He’s the craftsman of the gods, always making stuff. He’s also crippled. Of course she bangs Ares, the god of war, and thus an alpha badboy.
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Also, when Hephaestus traps them and shows them to all the other gods to shame them, guess what happens.
Laughing at the cuck rape!
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https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2013/06/27/the-alpha-male-pose/
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…both wounded by Diomedes. My hero.
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Odysseus, my good man. Also, Ajax would beat Diomedes, but no doubt is Diomedes the biggest badass, probably even more than Achilles or Hector.
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I meant to say that I like Odysseus the most, not that he wounded the two.
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For the record, I believe Ajax and Diomedes were third and second behind Achilles on the bad-ass scale.
Hector, meh… an also-ran.
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Memory needs refreshing but Agamemnon was my prototype for asshole alpha.
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Hell, if I remember correctly, Agamemnon got cucked royally, to the point where wife and lover killed him. The Greek playwrights made a meal out of it, from Orestes to Elektra.
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I’m not sure why the obsession with menstrual blood. Don’t these chicks have any decorum? Ahhh. I mean never been scared of it myself. Most hetero guys aren’t. Have a shower or wait a few days if you must. A good looking young women’s menstrual blood is not offensive in the context of the bedroom. Just all these public displays by these obnoxious pigs. Give it a rest you weirdos. Disgusting.
I’ve seen Michelangelo’s David. No homo but it is brilliant. 500 years old but brilliant. A Western ideal. Italians really understood beauty. We now are asked to celebrate ugliness and depravity. What a regression.
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I don’t think your attitude is that common, but to me it’s so much more attractive than guys who refuse to touch you while menstruating. I think guys who can’t handle that women menstruate are prissy. It’s just less attractive at a primal level. I more admire men who have the virility to lay it down at all times.
[CH: flavortown has spoken.]
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Ditzier than usual… (((shakin’ mah haid)))
A woman’s period blood is not art, you air-headed little sand trollop.
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aren’t you that bindi who ran the marathon with a quart of blood streaming out your punani?
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I don’t really mind as long as I get blow jobs when I have explosive diarrhea too. Not to mention it feels good in general to get your dick sucked while taking a shit.
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Your elephants back must be a bloody mess.
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Little spoon doesn’t make the rules
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“Just all these public displays by these obnoxious pigs. Give it a rest you weirdos. Disgusting.”
To an aging, childless broad every menstruation is a wasted opportunity. Precious eggs in the trash and one step closer to the life of a bitter cat lady.
Maybe the obsesion with showing off their monthly failure to conceive is the subconcious cry for help of the crazier ones.
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I have to say, the most beautiful line you’ve ever written is still:
“The noble mysteries of human nature are only made so by our insistence”
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“The noble mysteries of human nature are only made so by our insistence”
That’s some hard core quotable there. bravo. That will end up in a quotation book, if it’s not already there.
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“In sober moments free of maudlin introspection, you will understand there is no other game to play save this one. This is why to live as a man is to TAKE what you want. Not to wait for it to be given to you. Because it will never be given. Not to anticipate the empathy of the overseers. Because they will never empathize. Not to expect the coddling of the crowd. Because they will never coddle. Not to assume the wagon circling of kindreds. Because they will never circle for you. You got the short stick, now what? Do you contemplate it and hope for a longer one? No.
You sharpen it and jab it into the heart of every obstacle that sets itself in your way.”
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2013/03/21/the-fundamental-premise/
>In sober moments free of maudlin introspection, you will understand there is no other game to play save this one.
You have no idea how much this sentence has helped me.
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I stand like an alpha male god….
over them after the anesthetic has taken effect.
Sneaky fucker rape!
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bill cosby rape!
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Still love the alpha male pose post with Steve McQueen. That photo and your write-up of it are forever seared in my mind. I stand like that waiting for my coffee!
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Body language is king.
You may be quiet and kind or raging and angry in soul, but never let anybody know through your body language. Always maintain strong and consistent body language.
-Do not cross your arms on your chest or to cover your genitals. If you feel the need to move them, then put them on your hips or clasp your hands behind your back.
-Do not smile like a chimp.
-Be wide at all times -when standing, when sitting. Show your balls to the world. Manspread, and say piss off to the feminists on the subways.
-If you want to attract female eyes, stand with your weight slightly on one leg and the other leg slightly forward and bent at the knee. Contrapposto is the best example, but you can think of a less exaggerated Captain Morgan pose, too.
-Don’t look down when somebody makes eye contact with you. Either nod (nod up, as down is submissive) and/or say “hello,” or if you must look away then keep your eyes straight, but move them slowly left or right. Don’t dart your eyes away like you couldn’t wait to break contact with that person. Don’t hold stares too long with another male unless you’re looking for a fight or a buttfuck. Holding it on women too long is creepy, so if you do that make sure you smile and/or say hello.
-If you’re in a meeting or at a podium, put your hands on the table. A good rule of thumb is to have them almost as wide as your feet, which should be in full manspread if you’re sitting and wide if you’re standing.
-Don’t don’t anything fast, especially walking. It’s try-hard. You’re like that dork who hurries into the lunch room to get to the front of the line.
-Don’t do anything too slow because you’ll look lazy. Do you really want someone to have the same thought of you as you do of the nig-nog who takes his time shuffling across the street while you’re trying to get through that green light?
Go to a park or mall and observe the body language of people. Process the first thought that comes to your mind when you see somebody, then ask yourself why you had that thought. I guarantee it was because of that person’s body language.
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“Do not cross your arms on your chest” – this i disagree with. I find it to be a pretty powerful move to stand and chit chat with a girl like this, pretty cocky pose. YMMV…
“If you’re in a meeting or at a podium, put your hands on the table” – this is my go to bar posture, especially when first in the place. stride up to the bar. Place hands spread wide, palms down on the bar. Back erect, chin up – use your eyes not your head. Don’t look around much at all at first. get your drink and raise it up to your lips, don’t bend your head down to it. If there are any girls in the area, after a few minutes they will be eye coding you. Meet their gaze with a discerning look up and down, turn back to your drink. Only then consider opening…
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The movie image that comes to mind with the arms across the chest is Road House.
Like with all things, context is important.
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There you go Mendo… fists seem better though..
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Hands with thumbs hooked in pockets and arms relaxed looks more dominant and sexual. You create a large frame. If you’re not used to it, you will feel self-conscious and you will have to will yourself to relax and not display your self-consciousness.
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Agreed.
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“…but I sometimes wonder if it means something else for guys like us who do serious upper-body workouts (I myself do hundreds of push-ups and my huge triceps make me look like the fucking Michelin man, especially with my arms crossed.) I’ve looked at myself in the mirror with my arms crossed, and it doesn’t seem to me like I look defensive or non-dominant.”
The big fluffy sleeves of the renaissance era royal courts were protective coloration by non-Alpha male courtiers trying to hide the physical differences between them and men who were well practiced swordsmen.
Those with lots of hours of sword practice had huge muscular differences in their forearms size/strength than those who did not.
Short or tight sleeves showed that muscular development.
It an era of honor dueling, that protective camouflage was a matter of life and death for those who didn’t have time/money/inclination for good sword instruction and those who did.
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Mel Gibson is 100% right on the crossing the arms bit.
I think the crossed arms thing is difficult for a lot of guys to stop doing because they’ve been doing it all their lives and it has become comfortable. That comfort comes from doing it too much over time and you have normalized it. Go back to why you were originally doing it. Most likely you felt threatened by something in the environment. You lost patience, had to look tough, or you had withdrawn into yourself in a public place. Could be you didn’t know anyone, you were the new kid, there were a lot of cute girls and you were still beta. A great tell of how this is a threatened or weak position is that it is rarely assumed in private.
There are several reasons it is not a good posture for game:
You can’t physically escalate with your arms crossed. You are restricting yourself by wearing an imaginary straight jacket. It is a known “closed off” signal similar to the resting-bitch-face of a cute girl. You are taking up much less room and suffer the opportunity cost of not taking up as much space as possible. Large Gastonian movements are masculine and women see them as attractive. Crossing your arms limits that and you risk being seen as the weak beta who’s afraid to claim his territory around the Alphas.
It is try-hard. You are literally trying to look hard. Women pick up on that.
Know what they also pick up on? Complete comfort and confidence in your environment by being open with your body language. In field, the first person you open is yourself.
If you find crossing your arms effective in gaming then you are doing something else to compensate for poor body language. Like being Patrick Swayze in Road House. He gets a pass because of who he is. Even then, he’s too focused on looking tough to chat up the bishes.
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Krauser crosses his arms always when day gaming hotties
[CH: interesting. does he give a reason for why he does this? or is it unintentional?]
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For ASD
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Yes that’s right he does it all the time. I’m telling you guys it is very effective. Part of it may be how your hips are, leaning hips forward is best.
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there’s also another pua who posts daygame videos on youtube – i forget his name – who often crosses his arms.
in that pic of krauser that sentient posted, notice he’s standing very close to the girl – they’re in each other’s personal space. if he had his arms uncrossed, she might perceive that as being too aggressive.
the thing with crossed arms is, when you uncross them it indicates you’re becoming more receptive, that you’re warming up to the person. so as you’re talking with the girl and rapport is established, uncrossing your arms sends that signal to her.
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Video of the same scene… Krauser montage.
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Todd rsd as well
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Do not cross your arms over your chest?
Hell, man… my forearms alone have scared off most men.
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Yeah, standing with arms crossed is normally a defensive (and thus tacitly submissive) posture, but I sometimes wonder if it means something else for guys like us who do serious upper-body workouts (I myself do hundreds of push-ups and my huge triceps make me look like the fucking Michelin man, especially with my arms crossed.) I’ve looked at myself in the mirror with my arms crossed, and it doesn’t seem to me like I look defensive or non-dominant.
In any case, my default resting position is with my hands clasped behind my back and a wide stance, with feet maybe slightly further apart than shoulders. This posture is very dominant and as an added bonus, it keeps your hands out of the fucking way (not having something to do with your hands leads to hoverhands and other types of social awkwardness, all major beta tells).
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Crossing arms makes forearms stand out and makes them look bigger, especially if you have big forearms to begin with ( I do )
I think the idea that it is a sign of being defensive or not willing to cooperate is an exaggeration popularized by easily triggered feminists and the weak men who support feminism.
Crossing arms and making your (big) forearms stand out is manly, it is viril, is it any surprise the present anti-male culture is telling us it is a bad thing?
It only looks like a defensive posture in certain particular situations.
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Cross your arms is also a sign of proud competence in one’s chosen endeavor… a “job well done”, as it were.
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Greg that is a good example but on the other hand, that is the new MrClean…and he is less muscular and less manly than he used to be.
I don’t know if it is possible to find images of how he used to look back in the 1950s or 1970s but he had much bigger arms and looked more manly, he even looked slightly menacing or like someone who was an authority figure that women should listen to ( nothing wrong with that ).
Every 10 years or so they make him a bit less muscular, they shrink his arms a bit and make his face more kind, more gentle ( or more gay? )
He used to have arms like tree trunks and a tougher face. In old black and white tv ads, women would listen to him like a soldier listens to his superior. Now he is more like the woman’s friend or her “equal”.
Give it about 30 years and he will have noodle arms and then another 10 years down the line he will be women’s gay friend.
As the West declines so the virility of Mr Clean does.
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arms crossed means ‘closed off’ more than ‘defensive’. men, by default, should naturally be a bit closed off. think about when a salesman gives you a pitch – you should be skeptical, at least at first. it’s the salesman’s job to convince you to buy.
[CH: there are definitely some unmistakably beta body language tells, but crossed arms falls in that gray area where it’s hard to say with conviction if it’s either beta or alpha. i would avoid doing it, but wouldn’t make a big deal if i happened to catch myself crossing my arms, or if i was tired and wanted a posture that would allow my arms to rest. generally, though, it’s best to keep hands down by sides, chest and arms out. and avoid stuffing your hands in your pockets.
btw, crossing arms when talking to a cute girl indicates both that you are skeptical of what she’s offering you, and that you are closed off to sexual escalation and perhaps even feeling uncomfortable around her. on balance, i think arm crossing is bad for pickup.]
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but crossed arms falls in that gray area where it’s hard to say with conviction if it’s either beta or alpha.
thinking back about the men i’ve seen cross their arms, i’d say the shoulders are what make the difference. a man who crosses his arms with his shoulders back, chest thrust forward (think mr. clean) comes across as alpha, whereas a beta will have his arms crossed but with his shoulders forward and chest inward which ends up defensive.
[CH: good point.]
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Heh, heh… Mr. Clean came to mind immediately as well (see above).
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And not just the shoulders, but also the elbows. Make sure that the elbows are away from the body and not pulled back like chicken wings. When the elbows are out, they can be quickly used as weapons.
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crossing your arms and raising a skeptical eyebrow at a shit-testing girl is a funny and effective non-verbal.
You can’t mince the small stuff. Standing up straight and proudly displaying the crotch area is 90% of body language.
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Whenever I feel sad, I go have a walk and do so like I own the entire street I live on. Amazingly, in five minutes my mood gets better and I start catching girls’ eyes linger on me despite initially being sort of invisible. Forcing yourself to adopt good body language improves the way you feel too.
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Yup. Just did this after getting some lunch and getting back to the office. Not only was I feeling boss, I saw a brunette in a fire red dress as I got closer to my building. She got distracted from the guy she was talking with.
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How to sit like an Alpha Male God:
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And an example of the lengths that a proper mother will go to help her alpha male son, even if he is sulking over a chick (really, over the affront to his honour).
War prize rape!
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Pretty sure I grew a 3rd testicle looking at that pose.
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My ring fingers grew double and my index fingers fell off looking at that pose.
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lmao
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20th Century version:
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Don’t let bitches get in the way of your creativity!
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WORD!
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Exhibit A – Gary Cooper in the final scene of The Fountainhead
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What’s missing in this scene is what Cooper’s looking down at: his woman, riding in an elevator, looking up fathom with the dewy-eyed Bambi look.
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Yup… a curiously-luscious looking Patricia Neal, before she decided not to glam it up anymore. 😡
Didn’t want to run the whole reel, bro… just wanted to show the iconic still that hammers home the subject at hand. 😉
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Beta males stand “constipatto”
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Art like that statue of the divine lovers touches something so deep in human nature that all the feminism and trannyism and faggotry in the Western ivory towers can never snuff it out.
That kind of art will be back, even if we have to go through a thousand years of darkness first.
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It’s not the size of the fig leave – but how you carry it
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Glad you noticed this one 🙂
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Those feminists and leftists who say menstrual blood stains is art have to agree that cum on a woman’s face is art as well.
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‘hey, i said not in the eye!’
‘i’m an artiste, baby’
lozlzozlzozlzllz
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like Jenifer Lawrence in her now famous art expose
Hunger Games
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More stains. Stock in trade for modern womens ”art”. Nothing shocking here.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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this seems to be the relationship with me and my mother,in a platonic way of course. Shes just so feminine and warm that its impossible not to act this way, much to the dismay of my sisters who she is harsher with.Im not sure if this is beacuse im her only son and last child, or that there are no male figures in her life or just my naturally distant behavior,nevertheless this has provided some ability in my dealings with women although i am no alpha
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Some artist needs make a modern marble statue of a man and woman just to bring the art form into the new age. Two beautiful (white) people.
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The last artist I can remember worthy of the name in that genre was Arno Breker, mid- to late-20th century.
https://www.google.com/search?q=arno+breker&biw=1024&bih=635&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMIuIDKyNjiyAIVw3k-Ch3eEgcj
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Never heard of him. Thanks for the tip.
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You never heard of him because he stayed in Germany and was one of Hitler’s “favorites”.
I’m surprised they didn’t try to hang him in Nuremberg.
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Allies let high profile artists off the hook. Speer, Reifenstahl
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Yeah… although they elongated Streicher’s neck for him, it would have been too embarrassing to continue executing people, merely for having filmed movies, sculpted statues, designed buildings and such.
Jurisprudence tradition, though strained to the breaking point on that occasion, nevertheless held fast… by a thread.
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Yeah… after stretching Streicher’s neck, it would have been too embarrassing to continue executing folks, merely because of something they filmed, wrote, sculpted, or designed.
After all, we did, as the Saviors of Civilization and Democracy, have a duty to preserve at least some semblance of traditional jurisprudence.
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I got that Apollo beat, easy. You know, in terms of sausageness.
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The Ecstasy of St Theresa one the most controversial and certainly the most subversive but above all one the most beautiful of all sculptures by one of the greatest sculptor that ever lived Lorenzo Bernini
[CH: those italians know how to sculpt.]
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They learned from the Greeks. Psyche’s ass in the Louvre is the Gold Standard of female ass.
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Bernini, Power of Art
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OT but wanted to draw CH’s attention this smug c*nts latest production, a large waft of anti-life, pro cat, pro feminist flatulence from the Oatmeal: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/baby_vs_cat
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Some people just need to perish… and the Internet serves as an amplifier.
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Bonus points for carrying it off in a speedo…
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This clip is a good breakdown of the pick up with a look at body language.
With social media so prominent and photos being taken at parties and posted, I’m always keenly aware of how to stand or sit in public because the DHV effect having a cool photo has on women who scroll through party pictures.
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Off topic, but about a non-alpha shitlib,
… … …
New York City Patrolmen’s Benevolent Association President CALLS FOR BOYCOTT OF TARANTINO FILMS
After film director Quentin Tarantino called police officers “murderers” during a rally on Saturday, Pat Lynch said: “It’s no surprise that someone who makes a living glorifying crime and violence is a cop-hater, too.
The police officers that Quentin Tarantino calls “murderers” aren’t living in one of his depraved big screen fantasies — they’re risking and sometimes sacrificing their lives to protect communities from real crime and mayhem. New Yorkers need to send a message to this purveyor of degeneracy that he has no business coming to our city to peddle his slanderous “Cop Fiction.” It’s time for a boycott of Quentin Tarantino’s films.”
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It’s time for a boycott of QT’s oxygen supply…
Actually, I didn’t mean that… what I meant was, it’s long-overdue.
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QT was raised by a single mudshark mom.
The ugly little bastard never had a chance. His “art” is nothing more than a profoundly abused little boy trying to get back at the whole world (except for Inglorious Basterds which was also an honorarium to Harvey Weinstein).
Sure, he’s a sick, vicious little shit but is he irredeemably so?
Most likely. Sad story.
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I don’t know the Cathedral stooge’s background, but if that’s true, it makes all the sense in the world, explaining his (ahem) “art”.
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I’m curious as to how the box office will react, if at all. You’ve got so many sheeple loving anything QT spits out. Glad to see Steve Jobs bomb. Hopefully this film craps out.
Sicario was the other film that bombed due to Emily “Sweet-mercy-have-I-hit-the-wall-at-32” Blunt bitching about becoming an American.
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Blunt’s another of those unimpressive mousy-looking I-guess-she’s-White (ahem) actresses whose presence in a starring role boggles the imagination.
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This is exactly the same pose as an old photo of Steve McQueen with a woman that you posted a while back!
[CH: alpha male tells are one with the rhythms of the universe.]
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