MattW had a great Halloween costume idea.
Best halloween costume idea:
Put on a black beard and a turban, and some bomb-like electronics around your middle under a vest or zip-up hoody, then show people and tell them you invented a clock.
😆 Nice. It’d be really funny if you wrote the word “CLOCK” in black Sharpie on a bundle of dynamite.
I was set to write that Trump costumes would be all the rage this year (the more daring readers can sport a spiffy “Make America White Again” hat to keep that blond bouffant under control), but Matt’s costume suggestion is better. Wear it, and see how many SWPLs and SJWs smile wanly, then look confused, then slowly turn apoplectic with sputtering indignation as they realize you are making fun of one of their icons.
PS For the scalzied dads with daughters who can bench more than they can, a website that sells grrlpower Halloween costumes. Yes, you can dress your little tyke up like Ruth “Baby” Ginsburg, or Lena Dunham (sexual molestation not included).