The above photo was Twatted by @MaryNumair. It was re-twatted 6,000 times and Liked 13,300 times. Mary Mary CuntFermenting attention whored,
Hey I just single handedly broke up a planned parenthood protest by chanting the words “yeast infections”
That’s great. What an accomplishment. This skankopath looks like she draws a little blood with those choppers while giving blowjobs.
Anyhow, moved by the momentousness of this breaking international news, an eager feminist beaver scouting for one of those hard-hitting stories that media oligarcunts love reached out to our intrepid crusader and future Miss Cat Lady.
@MaryNumair well, this is fabulous. I’m a writer for Slate and would love to hear the full story. firstname.lastname@example.org if yr down!
Naturally, Mary is too modest to broadcast the details of her personal hygiene through the media megaphone.
cool! I’ll say hi tonight
American journalism: A phony journalist working for a phony media website spends all day scrolling through Twatter feeds to find a feminist-congenial non-story about a slut seeking internet fame for her smelly vagina, which she and her crack team of Slate manlets and bluehairs will later fluff up into a 20,000 word essay on the evils of the patriarchy.
If there was ever a time journalism was a respected field in America, that time has receded so far into the past it is no longer remembered by those who are tasked with transmitting its purpose and its ethical code to future generations.