Reader Wrong Side of History has a good question about girls who try to guilt you to do things for them that they claim their beta male orbiters do for them without being asked.
What’s the best response to a bitch trying to guilt-trip you into doing something by telling you how readily one of her beta orbiters would do it?
There are plenty of ways to effectively address this Voight-Kampff alpha male character test, which all more or less involve over-the-top sarcastic agreement, dismissive ZFG, or sly innuendo that her beta orbiter is her lover. Here are some replies offered by readers:
“sounds like you’ve already got an errand boy. you don’t need another one.” (this one was from yours truly)
“A&A that shit… tell her she should def fuck him as a thank you…”
“Sounds like a keeper. You oughta marry him.”
“He sounds like a really nice guy.” (the shiv is strong in this one)
“Rape.” Cold stare. Walk away. (one guess who wrote this)
“I always knew there was something between you two!” (also from yours truly)
“sorry, I’ll be busy shampooing my cat.” (ditto yours truly, and I really like this one because it humorously co-opts the ludicrous excuses of girls who aren’t even trying to sound plausibly unavailable)
“Give her the double middle fingers, kick her in the gut, and deliver a Stone Cold Stunner, BY GAWD, KING, A STUNNER!”
“Hey, can he pick up my laundry?”
But reader plumpjack has the best big picture perspective on the “will you be my beta bux chump” venus vaj trap:
if girl has the courage to guilt trip you about you not being her errand boy then it’s a dead giveaway that you’re not being dominant/assertive enough with her.
the best defense is a good offense. Put the bitch TO WORK. She’s practically begging you to boss her around.
be relentless. every time you talk to her is an opportunity to see if you can get her to do something for you.
it can be small and harmless: “hey can I get your opinion on this… [insert plausible prop here]
it can be ballsy: ” hey would you mind dropping me off at the airport at 5am. thanks”
or it can be completely zfg: “hey I haven’t been laid in awhile would mind if fucked you?”
be creative, zfg, and relentless.
guys get their panties all up in a bunch because a girl beta-baits. fuckin beta-bait HER, dude!
girl who’s beta-baiting you like this is INTERESTED. flip the script and see what you can get HER to do for YOU
Compliance hoops are a critical, and criminally under-explored, facet of seduction. Getting girls to do stuff for you TURNS THEM ON. How? Because when a girl invests in you, her wee hindbrain hamster whispers in her fluttering labial cochlea, “This man must be a catch, otherwise why would you go out of your way for him?” And from that moment of inner revelation forward, your journey with her to the bedroom is lubed with the slickest runaway romance rationalizations.
So FLIP THE COMPLIANCE SCRIPT on self-entitled girls. Every fiber of your beta being will protest this microaggressive intrusion into the female safe space (read: asexual friendzone), but know that this is exactly what girls desire. A self-entitled girl is just a girl who hasn’t yet found a man willing to ignore her entitlement and substitute it with his own sexy sense of entitlement.
The great American Benjamin Franklin confirmed the efficacy of Game (via Corey),
“This man must be a catch, otherwise why would you go out of your way for him?”
This is called, “The Benjamin Franklin Effect”. Franklin knew a thing or two about game.
People who hate the idea of Game and refuse to learn and accept its lessons are people who disagree, stupidly, with great men like Benjamin Franklin.
It’s nice to have a guy like Ben on one’s side.