It’s Sweeps Week at Le Chateau. Grab your paleo-friendly tree nuts and smugly recline at your standing entertainment center for a delirious week of the most politically incorrect, shitlib-triggering lulz!
Reader Scanman has a new non sequitur text game routine that involves Taylor Swift and Nazi memes.
Met typical blue city lawyer cunt a few weeks ago at party and got her number. She texted me out of the blue last Thurs. while I was out drinking with a buddy. Solely for my own amusement, I responded with nothing but Taylor Swift nazi memes (pictures of Taylor Swift with Hitler quotes attributed to her etc.). Nothing else. Not a single word of actual response from me, just Taylor Swift pics saying shit like “Gas the kikes, race war now. — Taylor Swift. Truly non sequitur, borderline psycho shit.
Got confusion, then a string of (faux) sanctimony. 80% I ignored, 20% I responded with nothing but more Taylor. Then silence then a “you’re so bad” 20 min later. You know you’re in when you get a “you’re terrible” or “you’re such an asshole” etc. Had sex with her two days later. Probably won’t repeat but ZFG is the closest thing a mortal man can come to actually casting spells.
In the sexual market of the manlet paying for hugs and snuggles, the inscrutable, ZFG jerkboy is king.
How do you know when a girl is grappling with strange and exciting undercurrents of desire for your badboy charms?
It all starts with the confusion,
how is this guy not like the mediocre masses of betas who buzz in the background of my princess life like whitenoise?
then comes the faux sanctimony,
“are you really sending me nazi taylor swift quotes??”
followed by the tepid expression of disapproval tinged with lustful wonder,
“you’re such an asshole” *punches shoulder*
and finally the consummation of her percolating hindbrain desire with her rationalization hamster
“i’m free all week for drinks” *scratches out tuesday date with earnest beta bux placeholder that was planned three months in advance*
Charismatic, ZFG Jerkboy Game the closest thing to casting spells over women?
You bet.
About as magical an enchantment as the vision of a 19-year-old hottie with a 20 BMI and a perfect 0.7 waist-hip ratio.
“About as magical an enchantment as the vision of a 19-year-old hottie with a 20 BMI and a perfect 0.7 waist-hip ratio.”
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don’t let society dictate truth
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17 years old or bmi? Lol
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17 years old or bmi?
yes.
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preferably both simultaneously lolozozzozlzolzzol
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Agreed. It’s bullshit. Everyone knows perfect hip to waist ratio is 0.69
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giggity
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[…] By CH […]
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These posts should have a warning; slight selection bias here (She texted him out of the blue on a Thursday = booty call) so the hardest part of gameing jihad was already complete.
He should have responded with an alallahu akbara, typos intended
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It isn’t just women pining for the alpha these days. http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2015/12/the_alpha_male_at_bay.html
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Petraeus an alpha? The author’s an idiot.
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West Point carefully and delibertely kills any shitlord qualities you may have. I can count the West Pointers on one hand I would actually follow. They are universally back stabbing pricks. That is what the service academies teach most of all.
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[…] Sweeps Week: Nazi Taylor SSwift Game […]
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I have to point out that Scanman’s game must be pretty decent if a chick texted him out of the blue a week later. Obviously he made a good impression at the first meeting.
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I feel a twinge of nostalgia for the birthday cat game days and yet I anxiously anticipate the coming priest-nun scat play game days.
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Don’t worry about the coming civil unrest. These strong independent ™ women’s legs and brains will save us all.
(Cux News is for poor “conservative” boomers who never had the internet or CH to wake them up to think they have a “conservative” option to watch as they sit on their couches waiting to die. Cux does have the hottest of the hot women on there, all the time.) (not that these are the best examples)
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One of the rare black women I would do (i.e. is doable at all)
And I was saying this back in the Clueless days, before I knew she actually had a brain on her shoulders and civilization in her heart.
Black hottie rape!
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Manhood:
1. The first time I say Sophia Loren Plop herself onto the dock in ‘The Boy and the Dolphin, or;
2. The nekid vampire chick in the movie ‘ Lifeforce’.
I don’t quite remember which…
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She was smoking in Clueless and much older than her co-stars, if memory serves.
Alicia Silverstone got fat, fatter, less fat, fatter. . .
Brittany Murphy died.
Dash survival rape!
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Alicia Silverstone’s Aerosmith videos made me a man one summer. I remember ignoring the other, seemingly unimpressive chick in them—Liv Tyler, Steve Tyler’s daughter—and jacking off nonstop to that blond. Too bad Liv Tyler became a bigger star than Alicia.
Also, how much it must rile the Eskimo Silverstone that not only was her Hollywood career upstaged by the other, gentile girl in the music videos, but that the schwartz best friend from Clueless aged better than her.
Master plan backfired rape!
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Speaking of music videos prompting premature puberty (how’s that for alliteration rape!), the video that kickstarted everything for me was the chick from Billy Idol’s Cradle of Love, song used in the underrated classic, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
Video is beautiful. Technology aside, it still holds up.
On thinking about it, I think it was all a major shit test on her end, given the guy that picks her up when it’s over, and homeboy missed out.
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Hold on Tyler is Eskimo too.
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Alicia Silverstone had a decent run. I recall some (Rolling Stone?) pics of her in panties, where you could just see the outline of her woman parts, button included.
panty rape!
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Nah…Silverstone (or -stein!). Tyler is gentile….wf was bringing her up as an example of the fact she fared better than fatty despite the tribe being at hand.
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Funny how the ‘bangable’ black women have gone to great lengths to look white.
Black women need to profusely thank white men for inventing hair straightening and other de-negrofication technologies that they cannot live without.
Q : How much money does a black woman have?
A : Look at her hair.
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And for putting some white DNA in their ancestors. Lol
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It is pretty simple. In any society East to West that is above hunter-gatherer lighter skin is a sign of higher social rank. The darker skinned ones are the ones out working in the fields and under the sun – getting tanned and at an earlier age, leather skin. I took out a long haired blond 9 in college once. Figured out I was just being used and ignored her rest of the time out. Looking back, the tan looked pretty good then – but if I had known about game back then I’d have mentioned she looked older with the wrinkles around the edge of her eyes. Heavy tanning is not kind in the long run.
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“Heavy tanning is not kind in the long run.”
ain’t that the truth. i’ve know a couple girls who have been fitness models for several years now. tanning is a big part of that. they have spent tons of money on gym memberships, tanning, supplements, protein shakes, etc.
i’m not into girls who are super fit. they look more like men than females so i thought they looked better before they got into working out hardcore. some men like that look though so a lot of them probably think they were hot for a few years when they first started out.
don’t think any of those guys would find them hot now. after only a few years in they started looking like old farmers who spent every day out in the sun working their asses off. leathery, wrinkly skin, musculature like men. and to think, they spent a small fortune to end up like that.
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I made a rookie mistake this weekend: My main girl found another girl’s underwear in bottom drawer of my nightstand. I think it’d been put there by a foreign girl who visited me for a week in the summer. Doh! Leave behinds!
So I flipped it around on her: “That’s from almost five months ago. Yes, of course I was dating other women earlier this year, you didn’t expect me to drop all my other girls the moment I met you, did you? It takes time to get to know a woman and I wasn’t totally sure that you were good enough yet, so I was keeping my options open. But I decided this summer that you were better than the others. You’ve won the race, and you didn’t even know you were in it. Congratulations.”
Tears stopped. It totally neutralized her anger. Then I doubled down and reframed.
“Now that you know that you’ve won the race, you have to promise me that you’ll continue to give me what I want. I mean sexually. We have great chemistry and I won’t accept anything less than your total commitment to my bedroom. If you start to get cold, you’re out the door.”
Now she was looking at me with those doggy-dinner bowl eyes. “I promise,” she said, very serious. I could tell from her still body language, turned square on to me, that she was listening closely. After a little more relationship talk, we went out to dinner, totally normal, great convo, good laughs, came back home, and banged epically. Back to normal.
Dread game, strong frame, totally unapologetic, reframe the issue — all of it worked like magic. A beta male response would’ve screwed up the relationship. Now the relationship is actually stronger. She won’t forget the sight of the other girl’s crusty panties.
Thing is, no lies were necessary. I do still have a few others, but this girl really is high quality, so I’m winding down the soft harem that I built up a year ago. By January it’ll be down to just her and maybe one other distant orbiter, if that. Game has helped me slay poon but I also know that there’s a time to put that away, esp when you meet someone who’s generous and pretty and worships the ground you walk on.
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that’s not a mistake.
I’ve fuckin’ kept AND bought panties to leave rolled up in my drawer so whoever goes rooting around in my room knows I’m rutting around.
don’t be a pussy.
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You’re too modest, The Spirit Within. That’s no rookie mistake, it’s calculated brilliance. Your subconscious mind is a poon slaying game practitioner.
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Too modest? The ‘dude’ is completely full of shit. That little scene with our resident 6’2″ ripped, nordic, faggot never occurred.
The problem with our resident faggots stories is there’s no believably. Who says shit like that?
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Everybodyetc, lol, I agree. What’s funny is that a friend lived with me for a month and I didn’t throw away his toothbrush because along with a couple of lipsticks from an ex make girls think I’m always banging half a dozen other girls.
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I had the same impression, everybodyhatesscott.
The dialog rang false… yet dweeby enough to sorta/kinda/maybe have been uttered by Strapon…
… to his mother. lzozlzolzolzolzolzolzolzolozlozl
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“Who says shit like that?”
I do!
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“blah blah blah make up some shit blah blah Obama rules I love black men.”
—Faggot within’s blathering.
Faggot within rape!
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“Game has helped me slay poon but I also know that there’s a time to put that away, esp when you meet someone who’s generous and pretty and worships the ground you walk on.”
Not this. Game is always necessary, if only to combat Girl Game, which they all do. Especially if you’re not running a harem.
See my latest post “When Women Game”.
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I find that comment retarded too. Why would you want to lose a woman that’s special to you? If anything, that’s when you shouldn’t drop game.
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@theasdgamer
Understood. What I should’ve written: Fucking five girls in a steady rotation is a lot of work and it’s not always the wisest use of one’s time, esp when one of the five is shoulders and tits above the rest. I’ll be shifting into Relationship Game soon enough, which means making myself more accessible to her but also employing more devious psychological ploys. There’ll be a lot of flirting with women in front of her, stories about missed phone calls from exes, vague statements of general unhappiness (“I’m rethinking things in my life”), the occasional gorilla freakout, etc.
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What I should’ve written: Fucking five girls in a steady rotation is a lot of work and it’s not always the wisest use of one’s time, esp when one of the five is shoulders and tits above the rest.
—rofl.
oh, such a terrible liar, this faggot is.
Faggot within rape!
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Game is even more important in an LTR because there is so much more to lose.
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Strapon Within’s hindbright is projecting her fantasies again. Get back to your “soft harem” of cats, bitch.
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one is a hamster, you bigot!
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Liometar is going crazy showing 9.5 Mega Clintons on the scale of 10
Some people even claimed it was actually 9.95 before un ugly old woman asked What difference does it make?
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I made a rookie mistake this weekend: My main top found another top’s underwear in bottom drawer of my nightstand. I think it’d been put there by a foreign top who visited me for a week in the summer. Doh! Leave behinds!
FTFY
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Strapon Within,
Arlequin books called,
they want the corny romance back.
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Holy shit I hope TSW is everything some of you say he is because if not, then this place looks like a Romper Room full of butt hurt, green eyed, losers.
Just sayin.
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The story is true; it happened on Sunday afternoon when I left her alone in my house for about two hours. And yup, the butthurt runs strong in these losers here. They’re very good at denying what they don’t want to believe, much like Trump, who never, ever met a Muslim athlete, EVER, lolz. What delusional idiots the right-wing can be.
New story: The newest member of my soft harem just texted me an hour ago that she wants to show me her bj skills this week. She’s a petite Persian brunette with a great ass and a crazy sexual history. I don’t usually go for Cluster B slores but she’s an exception. We banged three weeks ago and she was really, really good, even through the double-wrap, lolz. Other than my main girl, she’s the only one I’m still interested in and will probably be the last to go.
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“What delusional idiots the right-wing can be.”
Lets be fair the left has their share of loons also.
Gosh I hate this liberal-conservative bullshit. It is much bigger and complex than the simpleton view of liberal or conservative.
How about evil versus good.
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@Putin: trust me, the faggot within is every bit the poseur we’re all saying he is.
if you’ll notice, it’s not butthurt; plenty of other trustworthy posters have detailed their many enviable conquests and harem stories and the dudes here are very supportive and all “high five!”
The Faggot tries to pretend it’s butthurt to cover up his loserdom. He’s no different than a keyboard jockey pretending he can beat you up because he knows the mental discipline of karate and put a curse on you using the slender man.
Faggot within is a liar rape!
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@Putin
Agreed. The extremes blur at the edges. Loony left and loony right are equally detached from reality.
For a good look at the nature of evil, check out the book People of the Lie. It follows six clients that the author got to know in therapy. He argues that 1) some people are so twisted that they cannot be redeemed (unlike how modern psychology tells us that everyone is salvageable), and that 2) evil is marked not by a one huge bad action, but instead by a pattern of thousands of tiny, unnecessary lies.
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I’m not butt hurt, but my girlfriend’s butt may be a bit sore today
hehe…
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“…evil is marked not by a one huge bad action, but instead by a pattern of thousands of tiny, unnecessary lies…”
Like the thousands of unnecessary lies you post here daily?
I knew from day one that the Strapon Within is evil.
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Who Jew dis is?
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God-dammit, who wants to read that claptrap spooge -ridden goobly gook you bothered to post. Not I, you hopeless faggot.From now on, I will use the scroll for it’s purpose. When you got something to say that makes a smidge of sense (impossible with you ) I’ll get back with you, Shimbo.
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better apologize
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god is beautiful and awesome
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This story is nothing but a lame attempt to shore up his destroyed reputation.
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Sorry you feel that way. Your comments are some of the few I bother reading here. Re: my “reputation” … ZFG, my friend. I don’t come here to make friends.
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@Faggot Within:
my “reputation” … ZFG, my friend.
—lmao.
This from the faggot who has threatened me AND PA separately when he got all pissy no one was buying his doggrel b.s. claptrap?
man, you lefties really will lie about everything. Vox was 100% right.
SJWs always lie rape!
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Well, I’m flattered TSW.
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Ah tellz a B, ewe grind dhem heels down walkin’ da track Ah putz ewe on.
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Jews panicking.
https://twitter.com/ezraklein
#weknow
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Man I want to create a twitter account just to send certain factual information to this clown all day. Would it be a waste of time because he’d get me suspended within 5 minutes anyway?
Also not just this schmuck, but notice all of his “followers”. They are truly trapped in a self-created reality-denial white-hating bubble.
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Ezra Klein essentially owes his career to the fact that some idiots at the WaPo were overawed by some kid who knew how to start a listserv.
It’s absolutely pathetic. Ezra Klein is a complete zero
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For a purportedly high IQ people, Eskimos are essentially too stupid to realize Trump is saving them from a pogrom. History repeats and its littered with examples of eskimos going too far, being too brazen, and then getting sudden blowback. With Trump they can keep getting some of the spoils, he’ll protect their precious Israel, and they’ll do fine. But no, they just need to have White Race dispossession and they need it now!
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“Whenever the quantity of Jews in any country reaches the saturation point, that country reacts against them. [This] reaction…cannot be looked upon as anti-Semitism in the ordinary or vulgar sense of that word; it is a universal social and economic concomitant of Jewish immigration, and we cannot shake it off.” — Chaim Weizmann, first president of Israel
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That’s because Jews aren’t really some rational puppet masters. For all their iq, they’re just a bunch of afraid and paranoid fruitcakes who are unable to feel any sense of belonging anywhere. Everything they do politically stems from this.
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Yep.
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Autism-Aspergers spectrum.
Every notice how the stereotype of really high IQ people is socially retarded? The absent-minded professor idea is the nice version of this.
Nicolas Tesla is a good example: very high IQ, genius, yet couldn’t hold a job, couldn’t get paid, and ended up dying in a hotel room, alone, never having been with a woman, meanwhile talking to pigeons.
Anyway, many high-IQ people are either very socially retarded or else complete sociopaths who pour their brain power into social manipulation. Many politicians have IQ, but have poured their brains into learning how to get elected and get rich and powerful off of their ability to manipulate.
And the socially retarded high IQ folks are generally very easy to manipulate by the sociopathic high-IQ ones precisely because of the high IQ of the retards: they think they are too smart to get fooled.
Anyway, its a way to say that the high IQ Eskimos are socially retarded, and so don’t actually know how people behave. So when their social engineering b.s. falls apart, and the people get angry at the Eskimos, the majority of Eskimos literally don’t have the foggiest clue why everyone is angry at them.
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wf- good post. You don’t know how right you are.
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@irishsavant — I know how they could shake it off… go live in Israel !! Everybody wins.
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That’s because Jews aren’t really some rational puppet masters. For all their iq, they’re just a bunch of afraid and paranoid fruitcakes who are unable to feel any sense of belonging anywhere. Everything they do politically stems from this.”””””””
that is so sad
well imagine you are promised land to be eternally yours and it is just a tiny spot of land that can be easily taken away it looks like to the one who doesn’t have faith that god will in fact keep his promises
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Fuck ezra Klein. Fuck that guy and his supreme shitlib jewishNess that just reeks of high pitched manlet squeals and shrieks.
He is the face all that that is liberal and weak. The face of the enemy.
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Yes. He should commit suicide.
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Someone should send him exactly that tweet as a cc.
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Great Tumbler site on the great decline, led by our women-folk:
http://catalogingthedeclineofamerica.tumblr.com/tagged/women-will-be-the-death-of-the-west
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Hopefully Ezra will be counting roaches in his prison cell soon. Matt bracken for Attorney General!
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I got into a convo with a girl me via text:
G: Do you watch Homeland or the Knick?
Whorefinder: No.
G: You should they’re awesome.
Whorefinder: No way. From what I’ve read, the Knick has a magical perfect brilliant Negro-doctor who has a white gf and Homeland has the bad guy terrorist be a white gentile American soldier. Stupid anti-white propaganda.
G: Ok, how about House of Cards? I love that show!
Whorefinder: I stopped caring when he doubleteams his own wife with his SS detail and they gave the tough grrl congresswoman (and war hero!) a black boyfriend. I’m not going to watch mudsharking and perverted wife sharing propaganda.
G: Geez, don’t you have any fun?
Whorefinder: send me a nudie pic and I’ll show you.
Got the picture 20 minutes later.
White power rape!
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Damn…that’s all women do is watch TV and make that their reality. Some sad shit.
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What would a 4 yo girl do all day but watch cartoons?
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That’s why you should find a woman that doesn’t watch TV and put buns in her oven.
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You must see that as an opportunity. Yes. TV audiences are disproportionately women. More evidence they are not fit to govern.
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“Have Fun” is basically their insipid religion…
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88 for the save! Nice one.
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Bravo ! Very well played . Full frontal nekkidry ?
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In spite of the “whiskey” meme that white women are more attracted to black men, my experience has been the exact opposite. I am reminded of the old Sex Pistols line, “who wants a baby that looks like that?”. People want their children and grandchildren to look like them unless they have something wrong with them.
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True, but blacks are the only race that can make a half-white kid look explicitly non-white. No other race differs by as much of a degree.
The maximum racial percentage that an offspring can have before they start to look non-white are :
East Asian : 50%
Light Brown : 50%
Dark Brown : 25%
Southeast Asian : 25%
Negro : 0-10%
Steve Sailer correctly pointed out that the biggest genetic gap is between African blacks and non-Africans.
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Half Asian kids are so obviously half Asian that it’s not even funny. Half light brown kids look far whiter than half Asian ones, but I understand the wishful thinking on the part of those who can’t bang white girls.
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Jon and Kate’s eight children are only quarter-Asian but look fully so.
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The maximum racial percentage that an offspring can have before they start to look non-White is zero.
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Most of it is Eskimo propaganda in Hollywood. Yes, we all knew that one girl mudshark growing up, but she was trash from the start.
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Just within the last year, I have noticed a vast increase in the number of adds with a black man and white women in them. None the other way around.
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Yup, it’s a definitely uptick.
The funny part is, it could all be swept away if you got just one major pipeline set up of modern-day sitcoms and dramas of current-Hollywood quality productions that adhered to old Hays Code-esque standards.
if a channel or two like that got set up, the loss of revenue from viewers leaving would force the networks to cowtow to the old line.
Just look at what Fox News did by capitalizing on the right of center market for news. Fox isn’t even a righty by most standards, just more neocon, but it’s a huge successs.
Unfortunately, given the monoply-esque control Hollywood has over the system and the high barriers to entry —re: cost—it would take a generation to set up a legitimate rival to Hollywood movies and TV shows. Christian TV shows aren’t cutting it.
but there is hope: almost everyone gets that this is a fantasy land. What’s more, Hallmark Channels, with their endless family-friendly but decent quality movies, are popular amongst the family-values crowd. Perhaps it wouldn’t take a generation at all.
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@whorefinder
It’s not so much the content creation as it really is the distribution. Creating high quality production content is a drop in the bucket relative to getting it shown en masse. And that’s the real issue.
To get a network to transmit or distribute, say, a red pilled movie or TV program that rips into jews and black people and shows good Christian white people saving the day would take not only a whole new distribution method, but lots of lawyers and political backers to be there when the jews launch the legal nukes.
All of the distribution is controlled by the jews. They never let anything out without jewifying the content. They wanna make sure the millions of goyim continue to get pumped full of guilt and miscegnation.
if only CH had its own broadcast network reaching millions. Damn that’d be great. That’d be a revolution.
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Right you are on the distribution angle… that’s how the Sanhedrin almost put the kibosh on Mel Gibson’s movie about Christ, and he had to depend upon the churches to put fans in the seats.
In the not-too-distant past, here at the chateau, the shills would gleefully snark about some creator of the usual filth NOT being one of the tribe, and when it was brought to their attention that it was invariably the tribe that gave legs to said filth through production, distribution, promotion, etc., they either did the LaLaLaLaLa routine or slunk quietly back under their bridges.
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Any mudshark I know is a fat worthless skank.
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The vast majority are worthless skanks, and often fat…
… alas, though, there always seems to be the occasional Mai Britt or Heidi Klum to come along and make a White man want to hoist the Jolly Rodger.
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You are over there in Mickland, Irish. The got many a skinny mudsharks here in the states, sad to say.
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You know, I could score with Heidi and be on to of her and it would make me lose my appetite. That big black trouser snake just kind of dominates the room aferwards.
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I never said I want to kiss her lips. I’m not after her. I just want to save her from wasting her DNA. (Not sure if you were talking to me Danger)
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A story from about three years ago. I worked with a cute recent college grad girl who was going through a boyfriendless spell. She was the type who needed people tell her what to do in terms of life’s decisions and I fit the bill with her for role.
One day she sheepishly begins describing a guy in her apartment who flirts with her and asks her over to his place. She describes him as very nice, funny, tall, etc. and slips in the word “African”. Looking at me nervously, she asks me what she should do.
I tell her that relationships across cultural lines never work out so it’s best to not even go there. She was visibly relieved. She is now married to a White man.
Me to her father: you’re welcome, mister.
[CH: your wording was very sly too. had you said “racial lines” it would have triggered all the cultural propaganda bullshit swimming in her head.]
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Good point, and the other important word was “never.” Obviously, sometimes cross-cultural relationship work out fine but that was no time to give her hamster a challenge that the pedantic “usually” would have provided.
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Virtual hug, PA. Well done, sir. Well done.
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Question for you wise CH denizens. I’m in a respected biz grad program here in US, gorgeous white milk-skinned blonde from British Isles in my class just got engaged to tall skinny ugly-faced (terrible teeth too) black dude with decent job (but not great, probly not 6 figs) as human resources manager (of all things). She gave up acceptance at top-3 school to come to program (still good, but not top 3) here in this city where black dude lives to be close to him. She just got ring 3 wks ago. I am so tempted to say something to her (about what her kids will look like or similar) but don’t dare in person lest she tattle and I be kicked out of the program. I could send her an anonymous email “from a concerned friend” or “from a friend of a friend”. Good idea? If so, what should the email say?
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You could have still been direct about it. Even if you had said she’d be a mud shark and tainted forever she would have followed you. I say “men like me” in those examples because its obvious to me what they really want. PA, face it, you’re a big tall handsome Polack. She asked you because that alone triggered her hindbrain to see you as a man she would want to admire. The Kids are desperate to hear this message Boys. They want guidance.
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Call him a nigger and ask her why she lowers herself with mud. She’s already put those lips around black cock and you still want to kiss them?
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Yes. For example – Obama.
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its all tests of course god gonna shit test us why wouldn’t he
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If White women were sooooo into blacks, they would not have to keep pushing the mudsharking meme all the time, on an every-increasing basis (see the Cheetos video I posted below).
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About fifteen years ago I was getting stuff at Home Depot in the most republican county in Georgia (also home to some huge mosques, but I digress). Along comes a family of one reasonably tall blonde MILF, four black half-breeds, and one thoroughly shamefaced equivalent of a male. I couldn’t help but stare–they hadn’t adopted them, she’d clearly been knocked up at least four times by black men, likely with the gelding’s “support.” I remember the blonde looking right at me with a “Fuck yeah” smirk, and the completely horsewhipped look on that male (not man).
What an eye-opener. Sometimes this shit isn’t just fantasy, sometimes it actually occurs. And given divorce court these days he would have ended up a slave to her mischlungen no matter what he did.
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That might break a tree limb!
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Well done.
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I like the TS pic with the terror caption makes it sound like she is making excuses for the terrorists, elevating their behavior as a celebration of their victim-hood. If we go much further down the shitlib rabbit hole we might actually hear shit like that from our celebrities (Ben Affleck seems to go partway down that road already).
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https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-statement-on-preventing-muslim-immigration
“Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on.”
Masterclass media ownership… next news cycle, covered..
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One of those common sense things that only seems bold to brainwashed liberal morons.
after 9/11 we all asked “who did it”, “why do they hate us”….. how about the third question we asked the media never mentions “why the fuck were they even here?”
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A prurient question: Can the learned readership of CH let me know if they think Taylor has been banging all those dozens of men in her life or are they – or most of them – just accoutrements and material for her songs?
Inquiring minds want to know.
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I think both are true. She dated them, got boned and leveraged the heartbreak for material.
Can’t say for sure though as its Hollywood, several of the dudes have gay rumors and she is a PR master.
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Now HERE’S an opportunity to evince ZFG. lzlzolzolzol
Can’t say a wager would evoke even a sporting interest… and I’m often a betting man.
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LOL. My John Wayne jest fell flat, but I got this one!
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At least the early ones (I don’t know what the cutoff is supposed to be) were clearly closet cases so the general assumption is she was bearding.
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At least the early ones (I don’t know what the cutoff is supposed to be) were clearly closet cases
Taylor Swift turns men gay?
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Taylor lets me slap her ass while she blows me.
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–Well I figured she’d move on to a real man eventually.
Hey, make her autograph me a copy of “Red”.
No wait: make sure she autographs a copy of “Red” for TRUMP!
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His signature might be a little shakey because he’ll have to balance the book on her ass.
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Carlos Danger, soon to be homo.
son, i am disappoint.
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Ordinarily, I’d pass on this prurient question without commenting – but;
I recently had a conversation with a woman that performed thousands of waxing in a salon that’s located in a popular summer resort. She’d shared with me her observations on the cootches of many of the top female celebrities.
So – FYI inquiring minds:
Best Looking: Uma Thurman
Worst Looking: Claire Danes
There are two celebrities for which they no longer accept appointments – Jenna Bush and TS … Evidently, these two violated a code by stopping in directly off the ‘walk of shame’. Given her age, TS was warned about her hygiene – but all too soon became a repeat offender .. So young – so dirty.
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So they were dribbling jizz right on the chair. Or smelled like cheeze.
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the claire danes thing rings too true
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I always remember how snotty Claire Danes’ face was during her death scene in “Little Women”
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I think she’s a lesbian.
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I’ve been Red Pill a long time. It’s improved my life a thousand fold.
Just recently I’ve discovered how much girls love love love ZFG Racism. And following it up with “Emperor Trump would approve”
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100% true in my experience as well
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I once had a woman become very angry at my ‘racism’, started storming down the street ( during venue change) telling passers by ‘this guy is a RACIST!’
I just laughed and teased her. ZFG et A&A. Eventually she broke down in tears. Told her friend to keep me out of her room that night.
I took that as an invitation.
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A fun experiment would be to misattribute alt right quotes to antiwhite saints like Mandela and MLK to see how the idiotic masses respond
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lol http://www.jebbush.com
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I knew a hopelessly liberal butterface that claimed she hooked up with Nelson Mandela’s son. It could have been true, of course, but it also could have been some south african migrant spittin’ a line of bullshit to get a brainwashed white chick. I brought up the latter concern, her eyes flickered with a moment of doubt….
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Well, DUH!
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A while back there was a meme of putting Heartiste quotes on pics of Neil Degrasse Tyson. Some pretty funny shit.
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Important to note the She texted him first.
[CH: it would work even if he had texted first. this sort of zfg principle applies universally.]
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Trump giving a speech just said re: Bernadino: “His wife radicalized him, maybe he couldn’t get women? Who knows?” Is Trump reading Heartiste? Saw this on CNN just now. Trump also said, If people in Paris/Bernadion had guns, things would have been different.
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The Don doesn’t read CH! How silly. (wink, wink) [pssssssst….we love you Mr. Trump! Keep up the great work!!]
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And we let them vote. Christ, it’s a wonder there’s still one stone atop another.
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C.H. Some material for your larder: Hitting the wall at suicide car bomber speed. The 1984 iconic photo of the Afghan refugee girl with “haunting beauty” taken by National Geographic photographer. Then and now. High speed collision with a concrete bomb-proof barrier. Important to note she was born around 1972, so she is ONLY 43! But looks more like a 65yr old hag. Even her 2002 photo (ONLY 30!) she looks powder-burnt and snake-bit.
[CH: it’s a rough life out there on the central asian crossroads of diversity.]
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Compare any 14yo to a 30yo, death warmed over. But remember she’s in Trashcanistan, too. No chance.
Most suicide bombers drive slow. Truck’s full of explosives, shit, stuff might blow up. Most effective suicider around me accidentally backed into a canal (unknown if a coward or just lost), only killed himself but fucked up the water supply to our base for weeks.
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We discussed this a year ago, if memory serves. You’re right.
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shut UP, faggot.
faggot within rape!
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you damned to hell faggot, one year in and lernt nutthin’ have ye ?
Damn ,ye never tire of the stuck on stupid.
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Pics?
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Yeah, I saw that too. NO wonder they make those bitches wear burkas in that god forsaken hellhole.
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“Charismatic, ZFG Jerkboy Game the closest thing to casting spells over women?
You bet.”
Damn straight. The only time in my life I ever got a chick to send nude photos (and not email/texting, but a straight up photograph in a card in the US Post) was when I went ZFG.
Is crazy strong. If I ever get a time machine I am SO going back in time to teach the young clueless lad I was.
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CH – I think I love you
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Money was put in killers’ bank account a few months ago.
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Damn! Another one! Screw Frito Lay (add them to my boycott list). This is about the 3rd overt interracial commercial that I have seen in the last 5 days. WTF??!! Notice how the White males are reduced to extreme Omega losers.
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The Left’s anti-White noise has turned up drastically in the recent few years. Maybe since Trayvon, as someone else wrote. They’ve either gotten cocky or they’re panicking, with Obama’s second term coming to an end.
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Noticed the same except it is really coming form the neocons.
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The left is never niggardly when it comes to opinion…
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I rarely eat Cheetos, or any of the other various salted snack foods loaded down with a gazillion chemicals (including MSGs), which I try to stay away from. Rare to find a flavored snack food without MSGs and other nasty chemicals. However, I realize that a certain market exists for these products amongst non-Whites and low-IQ [w]hite trash, who consume vast quantities of these items as if they were a food group. So, I guess that I am being naïve about this commercial and similar ones, because Frito Lay and the rest of DIEversity peddlers are not directing their advertisement campaign at me, the occasional purchaser (who they give zero f***s about), but instead at their core base of ignorant, inbred, mystery meat, Assbook addicted, twerking consumers. So, let the fools eat their death snacks, while I eat plain kettle chips (only three ingredients) and carrots.
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totally f’ing unrealistic, he’s a step dad of a white buy and then stuck around past his daughter’s second birthday
it’s everywhere. i have zero sympathy for the resultant injuries
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Friendly reminder that cuckservative by vox day came out today. Go buy it.
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Field Report
Walked out of the HP last Friday and spotted an 8 scantly clad that had finished working out. I had yelled at her an hour earlier about being cold as she was walking past me on the sidewalk. She walked by again and I said something as she went to her car. She came back and this time I approached and said I thought she was cute and handed her my phone to get her number. She took the phone and entered the number. I sent a text saying nice to meet you and she reciprocated.
So I go into the HP today and things get interesting. I sit down and realize there is an Indian bitch sitting across me who I had gamed a few weeks ago. A young thing who I got a number from and then she became scared of me. Basically she called a guy to come protect her two different times when I showed up. Acted as if I was the local rapist. So anyway I just ignore her as she gets ready to put her finger on the speed dial. A gal from work comes in and I hit her with a wad of papers on the lower back. She gets her drink then talks to me before leaving. Then a 7 comes in and sits next to me. Then a hot 8 is walking in and we make eye contact as we recognize each other from the HP even though we have never talked. She approaches as I never drop eye contact. She smiles and starts talking to me(I NEVER get approached by women). She gets her drink and then stops to say bye before leaving. She starts to leave and I remember the promise I made to myself NEVER to let an IOI go to waste. So I grab my phone at the risk of the Indian Bitch calling the cops. I go outside with the 8r and get the number. I sit back down and send a nice to meet you text. The 8 replies. I look up to see the Indian B grabbing her hair. She was pulling and flipping it all over the place. She put her phone away. A guy comes in that I know and shakes my hand. Another gal walks in and sits on the other side of me. I look around and the women where either doing the statue or were hair flipping. You could cut the attraction with a knife.
Had taken some approach time off and had used the time off to analyzed and then calibrate. Adjustments seem to be working.
Something I notice which I think Sentient had mentioned is how the haters are so unhappy because they don’t have the cajones to approach and game attractive women.
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Fuck them. Approaching makes life awesome.
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“Approaching makes life awesome.”
Agree my friend.
Looked up the gal’s Instagram whose number I got today. She has over 600 followers. Damn that seems like a lot. The picture is of her in a bikini. Who knows what you would see as a follower. The gal seems like a real sex pistol. Tempting to put up the link but I won’t.
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And you’ve got a better shot at her, should you want it, than any of the chumps drooling over her social media pictures.
I know you mentioned it once, but why do you restrict your approaching to your coffee place?
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“And you’ve got a better shot at her, should you want it, than any of the chumps drooling over her social media pictures.
I know you mentioned it once, but why do you restrict your approaching to your coffee place?”
I think it is funny, you and I both know that if I became one of her many followers it would be over.
The pond consistently yields 8 and 9 pounders. Not against fishing other locales and do every so often. It just happens that I get work done there also.
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What do your Kids say when you talk to them about this stuff?
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“What do your Kids say when you talk to them about this stuff?”
Would king Solomon or king David go talk to his daughters about the action he got from one of his concubines or wives? Be sensible Carlos.
Dropping the feminine neocon act literally saved my family. My daughters and wife used to be disgusted with me. Now they look at me like king David minus stealing a wife from another man bit.
You have much to learn.
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I think that is the other way round. I have been here far longer than you and already lived your life’s errors. You will learn the hard way apparently.
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“Are you just collecting numbers for your amusement, or are you actually sleeping with any of these women?”
Have not slept with any.
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CNN is now quoting Farook’s father has saying Farook’s mother (who lived with the couple) was religious like her son, that Farook was a mama’s boy, and that the allegations she made against him of spousal abuse during his 2008 divorce proceedings were lies.
If this holds up, this doesn’t look too good for the shitlib version of feminism that now has got control of so much of the cultural discourse.
It will be intersting to see how MSM media is going to spin this.
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Donald Trump suffers from severely distorted thinking.
He cannot handle reality. He can only handle *his version of* reality.
[CH: he makes his reality, and that’s what chafes the barebacked hides of shitlibs like yourself. he’s squeezing a cleveland steamer on your sixty-plus year old narrative.]
He will change or ignore facts in order to build his own version of reality. That’s why he’s comfortable speaking, writing, and tweeting endless lies. To him, they’re parts of a world that he’s inventing.
Distorted thinking makes a great poonhound, a great salesman, a great cult figure, and a great television star.
But distorted thinking makes for a truly horrible president.
If you’re on team Trump, you’re either 1) a woman with a moist vagina or 2) a man who is also suffering from distorted thinking.
[everything you write is basically an extended play version of psychological projection.]
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LOL. I agree that women love him.
I don’t agree with all his stuff particularity his soft approach toward the NSA, CIA and Pentagon criminals.
But the truth is he sees reality better than most of the scum running for president. The question is whose reality needs to be seen? Neocon?
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Such a loser troll attempt. The results are in. Strapon is an androgynous leftoid experiment created and controlled by the Mossad and sesame street.
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“He will change or ignore facts in order to build his own version of reality.”
You mean like the Black Lies Matter crowd ranting and rioting about the myth of White-on-black violence, while black-on-White violence continues apace at astoundingly disproportionate levels?
You mean like the anti-White crowd gins up bogus theories about “White privilege” to extract race-benefits to make up for their inferior performance in life and to vent their hatred of Whites?
You mean like Democrats preach to the dindus — the same dindus fed, housed, educated, cell-phoned, and given medical care by working Whites — that greedy, racist Whites are the cause of their problems?
Ready for Hillary, you fucking cunt? Tingling yet?
Hamster rape!
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Heartiste, at least one of you guys — the one who calls for the day of the rope, the who truly believes that Obama hates white people, lolz — also suffers from severely distorted thinking.
Keep shouting projection projection projection waahhhhh. I’ve dated fucked-up women who use that crutch less than you do.
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When everybody tells you you’re insane, you should get checked out. Even those bitches had more sense than you. Lol
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Obama’s traitor white male press agent in panick mode today. Not fit for his job.
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Ah , the plea . We all knew this was coming. Us experienced rabbit hunters knew you headed back around to us. Kill shot is coming your way, Shimbo.
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Who bitch dis is?
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No , you are the twisted blue haired sister, with the reasoning capacity of a damn amoeba.
” He will change or ignore facts in order to build his own version of reality.”
you just described your hapless butt to a tee.
“Distorted thinking makes a great poonhound,”
Again, you have proved beyond all reasonable doubt that you are a legend in your own fucked up mind.
You weary me , you ignorant braying ass.
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Taylor Swift sucks. Now why is she making so much damn money while annoying the shit out of us on every radio in America? Eskimo crush?
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The backstage video of her digging her slot while in concert is beyond hilarious.
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link ? thanx to the much in advance if you do.
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I listen to talk radio, so her kiddy caterwhauling affects me not.
Try it , you might like it.
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Heh check this out, you guys.
Spot the alpha. And also of course Barry the beta bubele.
[IMG]http://i66.tinypic.com/21jmxdv.jpg[/IMG]
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Putin’s just absolutely disgusted.
is…is that Putin pulling on Barry’s tie?
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Putin: “Barry, you´re just a fagtarded bitch and you know it.”
Barry: “Yeah, I know sorry. Can I make you a sandwich?”
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This comment is most def a winnah!
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It is hard to judge whether The Sphincter Within or Dreg Smelliot is dumber. Each is hell bent on beating the other for the title.
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Nice try, yid… but your use of his/her Smeliot is a big tell, and you’re too stupid to even cover your tracks.
You fairy.
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Pathetic . Sock puppetry gets 0 pints, you hapless queer.
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When I met my wife, I negged her so hard she cried and told her mother about it.
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why is that so funny
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Because it is, Gunny, THAT was most excellent, Carlos.
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I tried a variation of this without knowing it had a name….A girl i haven’t banged but who i game….we’re “Friends”….because she was with a guy i know i haven’t really pushed it beyond anything. Still, she’s hot and fun to meet up for drinks with. She wanted to meet up next time I was in her city.
I said “Sure, let’s go for Haji food”… The look on her face changed….she looked both shocked and amused. “You’re so racist!”
Me: “I can’t be racist if I like their food….Hajis make great food…”
I kept using the word “Haji”….. Every time i said it, she would get more and more giggly…
I think this is part of a taboo and breaking that taboo.
Another girl I’m banging is on holiday in Turkey. She texted me a photo of herself saying she wanted to dress up like a muslim.
Me: spank that Halal ass…
the rest of my texts were all non sequitors: “Halal pussy” was among them.
She then sent a series of nude selfies in a head scarf….
So yah….this works and is field tested.
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Lol, this is really good. It’s funny I used the halal/haram pussy non sequitur too.
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Jeez, a few days already and I’m still laughing about it. That Taylor Swift nazi memes thing game was absolutely hilarious.
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I prefer Taydolf Swiftler
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