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Sweeps Week: 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament: First Round Winners

December 10, 2015 by CH

The polls for most punchable shitlib face of 2015 are closed. We have our winners who will advance to the semifinals.

In what some are calling an upset akin to Buster Douglas-Mike Tyson, Matty “Polar Bear” Yglesias edged out [insert double entendre here] Ezra “Null Entity of Nepotism” Klein in Bout 1.

Bout 2: Dylan Matthews doubled Alex Pareene’s vote total. Matthews’ mug inspires twice as many knuckle sandwiches as Pareene’s.

Bout 3: John Scalzied will be overjoyed that Pajamaboy routed him for backpfeifengesicht honors. No doubt Scalzied was dreading his preteen daughter, who can bench press more than him, impulsively clocking him right in the kisser if he had won.

Bout 4: Lindsey Graham didn’t need BACKROOM shenanigans to easily defeat Devin Faraci. (Though it looks like the two of them would’ve loved backroom play together.)

SEMIFINALS MATCH-UPS

Matty Yglesias vs Dylan Matthews

Pajamaboy vs Lindsey Graham

Geeeeeeeet ready to rumble!

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  1. on December 10, 2015 at 1:07 pm OldFury

    this tournament has inspired me to punch more shitlibs

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 2:53 pm Dan

      For those who are about to punch, may I recommend a Japanese makiwara board. It’s a small board offset on another small board mounted on a wall that you punch repeatedly while it gives a little under the force you expend.
      After enough practice on the makiwara board, the force of your focused punch is greatly magnified, and you will be able to literally tear the face off
      of your chosen shitlib. Gets to work!

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 4:47 pm Johnny Redux

        Great idea. I have a heavy bag, but forgot about those. Didn’t know what they were called. I’m going to try to make one. Thanks.

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  2. on December 10, 2015 at 1:08 pm Publius 2015

    CH your tweet to Klein today was lzozlozlzlozoz one of THE greatest of all time, even for you, and that’s saying a lot. So much chiv in one hundred whatever characters are allowed. I just wish I could know what goes through that cunttard’s mind when he reads that. I want to call him a traitor, but he is not. He is an enemy combatant.

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 9:53 pm Niggerstain

      What did the tweet say? I couldn’t find it

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  3. on December 10, 2015 at 1:10 pm Sweeps Week: 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament: First Round Winners | Neoreactive

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  4. on December 10, 2015 at 1:18 pm Firebush Hose

    John Farking Oliver already.

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 2:36 pm whorefinder

      Oliver’s a laughable (as in at him) little water carrier for the left wing corporations. His wife is an affirmative action Army vet who threw away any claims about “loving her country” and her service when she shacked up with this twit.

      I wish I could meet him, John Stewart, or the affirmative action replacement for Stewart in a bar and just start punching. No doubt they would start crying, post photos of themselves with the injuries (not realizing how much of a wuss it makes them look like), and complain about the “breakdown of dialog and civility” in the country (i.e. their chickens coming home to roost).

      Daily show rape!

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 2:44 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

        Anyone know if Oliver is Eskimo?

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 3:55 pm mendo

        I think just his glasses, but could be wrong.

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      • on December 11, 2015 at 7:51 am Mel Gibson

        As usual, whorefinder brings an in-depth shiv with humor wrapped into it. Love it.

        Any of those pansy “comedians” like Oliver, Stewart, Noah or Colbert deserve a good punching. Most of the males I hear or see laughing or praising them often have the typical Jew-style glasses, enjoy local craft beer, and wear tight jeans.

        The only good thing Jon (((Leibowitz))) ever did was go on Crossfire and tell Cucker Carlson and that liberal fag to shut the hell up. His on-air reaction to 9/11 was also genuine.

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  5. on December 10, 2015 at 1:24 pm Bernie

    Instead of punching Lindsey Graham I would kick him in the ass. That way I could injure the tongue of Matt Ygesias at the same time.

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 2:41 pm whorefinder

      threadwinner.

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 4:05 pm mendo

      BERN!

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  6. on December 10, 2015 at 1:24 pm khorne

    When Trump crushes Hillary Rotten and gets 30% of the black vote, we’ll start seeing shitlib commentary about latent sexism and traditional masculinity within the black community. You wait.

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 2:23 pm Mobutu

      I don’t know. They dun be afraid uf da Bruthas an’ sheet. White conservatives/gun owners will probably be blamed instead.

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 2:25 pm Captain Obvious

      That would be the 30% of the African American male population which isn’t “On the Down Low”. The other 70% will dutifully bend over and take H!tlery’s shekel-empowered fist up their shiny chocolate shutes.

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 2:27 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 2:38 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 2:42 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 2:56 pm Mobutu

        Donald Young, CEO of Soul Glo Inc.

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 3:37 pm Captain Obvious

        Mobufu, tell me about Donald Young.

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 7:04 pm freddie

        Niggers sure got muscles! I guess never working gives a bruvva lots of time to exercise.

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  7. on December 10, 2015 at 1:27 pm Sweeps Week: 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament: First Round Winners | Manosphere.com

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  8. on December 10, 2015 at 1:30 pm Jim

    Ezra Klein knocked out in the first round? The fight was fixed!

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  9. on December 10, 2015 at 1:41 pm Colonel Hogan

    Faggoty Dylan Matthews vs pajamaboy. Punch them while they’re both in the same room trying to decide which one of them will be power bottom. They can probably figure out a way for both of them to be PB. OT, any thoughts on how the Trump will address Christmas? Will he say, ‘Merry Christmas’, and leave it at that? Will he say something like, ‘I’M a Christian and have always said it.’? I have no idea how the Master will stomp on the media happy holidays feelgood-ism. I’m aware he has eskimo ties.

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  10. on December 10, 2015 at 1:43 pm YIH

    Matthews – Graham for the final.

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  11. on December 10, 2015 at 1:43 pm Kid Jupiter

    Lindsey vs. Pajamaboy is a finals-worthy matchup in the semis. I’ve got my money on Lindsey going all…the…way to the punchout promised land.

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 3:32 pm Peter Pan

      Ah, but Pajamaboy is an every-man’s punchable shitlib. Everybody knows a pajamaboy, and everyone wants to punch him. Pajamaboy is going to win because he’s just too much like that effeminate manlet you encountered the other day who tried to tell you about how good Starbucks coffee is by showing you a picture he took of his FrappucinoCreamyHalf-n-halfdrownedsugarcocoabeans using his iFag.

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 6:03 pm The Straw

        Speaking of punchable shitlibs…. notice Strapon didn’t come out to play?

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      • on December 11, 2015 at 12:17 pm Greg Eliot

        This contest is beneath him…

        … much like his down-low paramours whom bear an uncanny resemblance to the winners thus far.

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 4:00 pm mendo

      Guy at our office is full on pajama boy. Hair, glasses, faggoty smirk. Joker wears highwater fucking pants. His voice sounds like he never reached puberty. Faggatron 5000, he is.

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  12. on December 10, 2015 at 1:45 pm DH

    Pajamaboy all the way

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 3:49 pm driveallnight

      Yup. He’s gonna go out Full Rousey.

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 3:58 pm mendo

        Speaking of Rousey, you know she’s the mainstream’s little darling still, despite having had her ass handed to her. Of course, they have to be: they’re all in with her. She’s on the cover of ESPN mag (the ringleader!) to talk about her career and comeback and yadda yadda yadda. The chica that cleaned her clock gets the shaft, though her hometown threw her a parade.

        There’ll be a rematch, Rousey will “””win””” and the wheel in the sky keeps on turning.

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  13. on December 10, 2015 at 2:01 pm Steve

    Graham is a pretty hardcore warmongerer and sounds like he wants to kill everyone. Alpha?

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 2:02 pm Mel Gibson

      Not sure if troll or sarcastic.

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 2:23 pm Wrong Side of History

      He’s so aloof he doesn’t even notice women.

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 5:12 pm whorefinder

        hahahaha.

        Got a real suspicion that if he ever went off the reservation from his paymasters we’d all of sudden get a bunch of former underage interns (all male) wrting tell alls about his predatory nature.

        Dannis Hastert rape!

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 7:18 pm Vagina dominator

      Graham wants .someone.else. to do the killing (Eek! A mouse!) so no, not an alpha.

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  14. on December 10, 2015 at 2:01 pm Mel Gibson

    Lindsay Grahmnesty won his 72-28 over a man who shamelessly wore a dress and posed for a picture. His major of victory was the largest. He’s not even a shitlib. He’s a cuckservative, a traitor to his party and country, and that shows the people hate traitors the most.

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 2:04 pm Mel Gibson

      Aw hell, I thought he beat Scalzi. Point remains on the traitor.

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 3:50 pm Publius 2015

      Yep. That’s what I said yesterday.

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  15. on December 10, 2015 at 2:09 pm mendozatorres

    Jammy versus Matthews. Shit, just seeing Matthews makes me want to punch anyone within arms reach. Now that’s some shitlibeery….I dare say progress!

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 3:58 pm burke

      i went for pareene first round, that matthews guy looks chromosomally challenged or something, but pareene and yglesias just make me want to beat right in the center like a catcher’s mitt

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  16. on December 10, 2015 at 2:10 pm ho

    Lindsey Graham doesn’t even look like a real person. It’s like some sort of mulatto between a doll and a faggot.

    That says, Pajamaboy spoons him to death. I don’t think Gaypedoface could handle all that twinkness without growing weak in the knees.

    Dylan Mattthews doesn’t look human enough to be punchable. Matty Yce beats him.

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 2:51 pm whorefinder

      mulatto between a doll and a faggot.

      That’s so awesome, I’m stealing it with attribution.

      Joe Biden plagarism rape!

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 4:28 pm ho

        Steal away brah.

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 5:35 pm mendo

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 10:38 pm Harold

      I just realised who Lindsey Grahm reminds me of. Does anyone remember Dave Foley? Becuase Lindsey Graham looks just like his ugly lesbian sister.

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  17. on December 10, 2015 at 2:10 pm Cochise

    That Lindsay Graham is even in this horrid contest is completely disgraceful.

    It. Is. Simply. WRONG. To. Hit. A. Woman! Full. Stop.

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    • on December 11, 2015 at 12:13 pm Greg Eliot

      How about five lashes for not being meek enough?

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  18. on December 10, 2015 at 2:13 pm Reinald Vallejo

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3336011/Lonely-heart-duped-1-6m-dating-site-conmen-armed-copy-pick-artist-bible-Game-posed-wealthy-divorced-engineer-trick-handing-money.html

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 2:25 pm Mobutu

      She deserved it.

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 2:26 pm Reinald Vallejo

        That’s not the point but what you mean by that

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 2:28 pm Reinald Vallejo

      Really just wanted comments on the game part of the situation from people who know

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 2:32 pm Mobutu

        Reinald,
        I have $30 million in my Credit Suisse account. But I need $10,000 to access the money. If you ship me $10,000 to me in Nigeria, I’ll be able to open my account and then I can split the money with you! That’s $15 million! Thanks.

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 2:39 pm Reinald Vallejo

        You a dumb fuck with no game

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 2:46 pm Mobutu

        Listen to the Bruthas, fool. U dun lern somthin.’

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 3:43 pm Mobutu

        Ware mai munny at, nigga?

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 5:12 pm Den

      Neil Strauss – The Game is not a “dating manual” and doesn’t really reveal any techniques and methods. He hints at them. The whole book is a like a teaser into the pua society. Also most of it is outdated by now.

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 7:13 pm freddie

      That nigger on the right…wtf?

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  19. on December 10, 2015 at 2:26 pm Anon.

    Graham is one funny fucker though. I crack up listening to him.

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  20. on December 10, 2015 at 2:46 pm whorefinder

    The sad part about Graham is that his public positions would be excellent except on immigration. That combined with his obvious pussy-fagginess makes it obvious to me that the money men wanting cheap labor and removal of whites as a majority are running the show.

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 3:11 pm Protect Europa

      His public positions like what? War for Israel?

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 5:08 pm whorefinder

        Israel, too.

        But he’s strong on gun rights and abortion and limited government—in rhetoric.

        it’s the action that is lacking.

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 3:27 pm khorne

      You mean his pubic positions?

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  21. on December 10, 2015 at 3:08 pm Corvo

    All this criticism from Israel about Trump’s idea to temporarily halt Muslim immigration into the U.S. is really a perfect opportunity for Trump to call Israel out on its hypocrisy: how much Muslim immigration does Israel allow each year?

    Give me a break.

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 5:56 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 8:59 pm Aufeis

        my little voice worries that The Donald will get whacked during his Israel trip.

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    • on December 11, 2015 at 8:28 am hitfan

      Bibi throwing Trump under the bus is a cynical and crass political move on his part (if there was no upside for Bibi to support Trump’s statements on Muslim immigration, he could have stayed quiet about it). Never mind that Trump has lavished praise on Israel and his own daughter converted to Judaism. Because Trump represents a credible threat to The Narrative, arms were twisted and now the long knives are coming out for him.

      The far and alt-right was willing to overlook his pro-Israel policies in order to see the bigger picture of supporting a strong immigration restrictionist.

      This should serve as a lesson to all burgeoning populist conservative movements: trust the eskimos to have your back at your own peril.

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      • on December 11, 2015 at 12:36 pm shartiste

        With Bibi, its not The Narrative he’s worried about protecting. That is to say, the diversity is our strength narrative. Rather he is worried about maintaining an iron solid lock on the US Federal Government and Intelligence. The hell with immigration, if Trump gets in, the real playtime might be over with.

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    • on December 11, 2015 at 8:03 pm Anonymous

      http://www.vdare.com/articles/ann-coulters-birthday-present-from-donald-trump-a-muslim-moratorium?content=

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  22. on December 10, 2015 at 3:46 pm The_Mad_A-Rab

    Can it be like this???

    Where they go against each other. I don’t want their filth on my hands.

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  23. on December 10, 2015 at 3:59 pm Jimorbid

    Each of Pareene and Scalzi was worthy of a spot in the final; tough first-round draw for each. I recall seeing a picture of Pareene in one of his articles and I swear his “earspan” was broader than the span between his shoulders.

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    • on December 11, 2015 at 12:05 pm burke

      pareene’s face really speaks to my fist. i thought he should get through. dylan looks like he has serious birth defects

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  24. on December 10, 2015 at 4:07 pm Mobutu

    “Mobufu, tell me about Donald Young.”

    Nigga got shot?

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 4:16 pm Captain Obvious

      Yeah, but was it Pritzker’s peeps or Brennan’s peeps? Or are Brennan’s peeps actually Pritzker’s peeps in disguise? Meyer Lansky Rape of Al Capone!

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  25. on December 10, 2015 at 5:09 pm ho

    On the Those Who Can’t See post: kinda proud how compatible Turks are with Western nations. Maybe that’s why I underestimate Muslim proclivities.

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  26. on December 10, 2015 at 5:15 pm jdgalt

    I pick Lindsey Graham as overall winner, hands down. He manages to make Pee Wee Herman look like a real man.

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  27. on December 10, 2015 at 5:15 pm whorefinder

    Next time, set up the left-news anchors in a punchable face bracket.

    My money is on Chris Matthews pulling an upset over Rachel Maddow and Anderson In-The-Pooper.

    The gays don’t get punched rape!

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 5:37 pm mendo

      Mika vs Ashley Banfield or that Camerrota slut.

      Mika….sounds like a porn name.

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 8:20 pm whorefinder

        I call Mika “MSNBC Barbie.” I like to say that around family members who watch her—or any feminist who mentions her. I say her nickname and then giggle. Drives them MAD! But when they try to attack me/defend her, I just smirk and ask what she has ever done besides sit there and look pretty. They can’t come up with anything.

        MIka rape!

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 9:01 pm Aufeis

      Chris Wallace.

      Surely Michael Moore belongs in one of these contests.

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    • on December 11, 2015 at 7:56 am Mel Gibson

      CNN’s Chris Cuomo has rapidly ascended up the list of punchable media faces.

      He even had Carly Fiorina bleeding out of her eyes and nose and wherever this morning.

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      • on December 11, 2015 at 1:13 pm mendo

        Cuomo needs a daily face punching. Fucker just has that dolt-“don’t know what’s going on” look to him.

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  28. on December 10, 2015 at 5:46 pm gunslingergregi

    made love to another woman that wants my kid today
    hopefully finish up later she dont think she can have kids but i gave her permission to have one of mine

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 7:15 pm freddie

      Name him Donald.

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 8:53 pm Captain Obvious

        Donald Slinger. COTY.

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  29. on December 10, 2015 at 6:03 pm shartiste

    There’s actually precedent of Islamist cousin fuckers murdering a major presidential candidate. Sirhan Sirhan took out Bobby Kennedy because of his Israel support.

    That in mind, and just the fact that they are inbred goat-fuckers in general, Trump is obviously going to be aware that there is a huge target on him. I’d never been to this website before, but this report of nascent plot on Trump’s life, foiled by alpha wingman Putin, rings credible:

    http://www.usapoliticstoday.com/russia-warns-donald-trump-of-assassination-plot/

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 7:05 pm Mobutu

      Didn’t those horrid Russkies warn us about those Chechens?

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      • on December 11, 2015 at 7:41 am ho

        I used to think that Russians and Chechens were both equally uncivilized, except that Russians happen to have an upper class that isn’t. LZOLZOLOZLOLZOLZOLZOLZOLOZLOLZ

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 7:28 pm ho

      I don’t think that the PLO back then were Islamist. Could be wrong though.

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    • on December 11, 2015 at 8:13 am Rick Derris

      I’ve never understood why the left coddled communists and creeps from the Middle East when a red bastard and unhinged “Palestinian” took out JFK and RFK. Guess “self-loathing liberal” is a real thing.

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    • on December 11, 2015 at 9:58 am Mandy been here a while

      Sirhan Sirhan was Christian.

      But I wouldn’t put it past Muslims to try. Fortunately Trump is smarter than they are

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      • on December 11, 2015 at 10:11 am shartiste

        yeah, kind of. I googled around, it looks like Sirhan changed religions more frequently than most arabs change underwear.

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  30. on December 10, 2015 at 6:13 pm The Straw

    Zuckerburg making a run as odds on favorite for next year’s competition….

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 7:30 pm ho

      I know, nice words by Fuckersperg should earn a similar response from me, but his ignorance can lead to suffering of not only Americans but also of people like me.

      He get’s an E- instead of an F for the probably sincere intent.

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 7:55 pm The Straw

        Oh his intent is sincere all right…

        http://www.theverge.com/2015/12/10/9888834/fwd-us-mark-zuckerberg-trump-immigrant-deportation-video

        He is one of the most dangerous people in the world… $40+ billion being diverted to a for profit change agency… 1.5B people on his network and he has 43M followers himself….

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 7:48 pm Lee

      Ive been saying for years that zuckerberg has the most punchable face i have ever seen. He destroyed women with his apps, he beats off to angela merkel, and he even learned chinese so he could cater to the communists.

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 11:45 pm Ripp

        I fucking hate Fuckersperg. Fuck that guy and his jewbook empire of shit libbery.

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    • on December 11, 2015 at 1:28 pm balsac

      As funny as it is to call him Fuckersperg, it isn’t right. Please call him by his actual name, Cuckersperg.

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  31. on December 10, 2015 at 6:38 pm Nads

    Is it to much to ask for injuries on all sides? That way we all win!

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  32. on December 10, 2015 at 7:06 pm shartiste

    To cleanse the palate after this, we’ll need a Which Would You Bang tournament full of pretty young things with a diverse array of hair and eye colors.

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 9:04 pm Aufeis

      Jennifer Lawrence

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      • on December 11, 2015 at 7:59 am Mel Gibson

        Her grrrrrl power is getting out of control.

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    • on December 11, 2015 at 1:34 am Bro Brosterson

      Quite a good idea

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  33. on December 10, 2015 at 7:09 pm gunslingergregi

    so hold up did i get raped while i was on syraquel

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  34. on December 10, 2015 at 7:12 pm scipio africanus

    Pajama boy vs Lindsey like NFC championship game in the 80s

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 9:06 pm Aufeis

      Frankly, I doubt the Googlewebz has the capacity for Lindsey v Pajama Boi. I gassed up my generator. Bigger than y2k.

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  35. on December 10, 2015 at 7:18 pm theasdgamer

    Track these cuckstians:

    http://www.christianpost.com/news/evangelicals-condemn-franklin-grahams-call-to-ban-muslim-immigration-after-chattanooga-shooting-141697/pageall.html

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  36. on December 10, 2015 at 7:20 pm theasdgamer

    Honor Franklin Graham:

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2015/12/10/why-franklin-graham-says-donald-trump-is-right-about-stopping-muslim-immigration/

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  37. on December 10, 2015 at 7:22 pm scipio africanus

    If
    Lindsey doubles his numbers he goes from zero to zero – Sad

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  38. on December 10, 2015 at 7:25 pm themanofmystery2

    Lindsey Graham, this is all I have to say to you ma’am.

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  39. on December 10, 2015 at 7:25 pm scipio africanus

    Be great if Isreal cancels Trump’s visit. Then we can go all in: why are we acting like Isreal is the 51st state. Bring it on Bebe

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    • on December 11, 2015 at 9:03 am shartiste

      Nah, you gotta say you support Israel to get elected. Its not just jewish donor money, remember, middle America evangelicals are pozzed with Israel love and Trump needs those votes.

      You have to get in and prosecute their spies, fire their corrupt dual citizens, end neocon wars, push back on the FED. And all the while you say “I totally support Israel”, get re-elected because evangelicals have been too stupid to see the zio-agenda, and they’ll be too stupid to see its unraveling.

      Its gonna be a god damn epic troll.

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      • on December 11, 2015 at 12:03 pm Greg Eliot

        That’s an excellent point… support Israel, by all means, but clean house on this side of the pond.

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      • on December 12, 2015 at 10:59 pm Zed, Lord of the Brutals

        We SHOULD support Israel, that’s where the Juice belong. Not with money, but where it doesn’t cost us money or lives, sure.

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  40. on December 10, 2015 at 8:12 pm gunslingergregi

    say what
    my chick found god in jail
    holy lord in heaven
    going to church even
    hahahhahahahahhahahaha

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 8:13 pm gunslingergregi

      she said my dad would be proud of her
      awwwwwwwwww

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 8:15 pm gunslingergregi

        says our love is poison though she tells it like it is wonder if it can be remidede
        she didn’t want to call me cause she was ashamed she didn’t make it out there so she tried to off herself
        told her she was a sillyhead and not to stress so much
        found god though so sweet

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 8:25 pm gunslingergregi

        the thing about her is she always told me the truth
        she told me she was fucked up and was not the one for me
        but 99.99999999 percent of her actions where always love and some bad
        i think she was wrong the only reason she hurts me on the .0000001 is because i love the woman duh he he he
        she even volunteered to take care of my mom
        fed my dad with her effort
        fed the neighborhood
        planned events
        made people feel special
        talk about being down on yourself for doing some bad stuff when majority is good

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 8:51 pm Captain Obvious

        It sounds like Gunny is a BPD Widower [which is the male version of a female Alpha Widow]. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_personality_disorder

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 9:06 pm gunslingergregi

        Captain Obvious

        It sounds like Gunny is a BPD Widower [which is the male version of a female Alpha Widow]. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_personality_disorder
        ”””””’

        every woman i get is alpha female he he he

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 9:07 pm gunslingergregi

        my first wife ran the family support group for the company when i was an e4

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 8:27 pm jOHN MOSBY

      Gunny,
      They all get religion in jail. And when they get out,they toss the Good Book and it’s teachings out the window. Most , but not all do this. Pray that she is the exception, not the rule, I am going to. Bless you brother, I pray nothing but the best for you and yours most sincerely,
      The Colonel.

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 8:43 pm gunslingergregi

        she follows the good book just when she has a bad day she doesn’t
        but keeps getting better at it
        but when your whole life you have had to be a tiny one and be around thugs can you imagine
        yea need the prayers
        she lives it daily
        i had no water this woman was carrying freaking water heating it so i could bath

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 8:46 pm gunslingergregi

        thank man

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      • on December 10, 2015 at 8:52 pm gunslingergregi

        there is a diference between petty bad shit that can be fixed
        and bad shit like hurting people for stupid shit and murdering people for stupid shit
        allthough yea her trying to off self grr kind of diferent though

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  41. on December 10, 2015 at 8:16 pm jOHN MOSBY

    I’d trust an eskimo before a Mahometan, but that’s not saying much. I don’t care for either one.

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  42. on December 10, 2015 at 8:24 pm whorefinder

    It’s nice to see that the Faggot Within made it to the second round.

    As discussed, I’m betting that the Faggot Within is secretly Little Matty Yglesias, simply because Little Matty is the exact opposite of what the Faggot Within pretends he is. Because of this blatant projection of our favorite closeted homosexual, no credibility troll, he either IS Little Matty or bears a striking resemblance to him.

    Matty Yglesias rape!

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 8:43 pm jOHN MOSBY

      whorefinder,
      The faggot tells on himself in numerous ways.
      6′ 2” Nordic, Owns his own biz, “soft harem. I’m gonna break it his bullshit down.
      5’6 ” ,eskimo, ambiguosly fag/ lesbo, and its ” soft harem ” of 5 is its fingers.

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  43. on December 10, 2015 at 9:06 pm jOHN MOSBY

    ” she follows the good book just when she has a bad day she doesn’t ”
    We all do that, Gunny. Be strong, and be there for her, but don’t let her play you is my advice. I’ m one of those old fart boomers , I want to help if I can, not hurt. Prayers to you and yours, good sir.

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    • on December 10, 2015 at 9:18 pm gunslingergregi

      yea im trying to help people but prob signaling too a little he he he
      last few days really starting to get high on life again
      trying to let the bad go
      go with the good
      think that forgiveness thing might be the key
      fuck it whatever it was forgive
      id want her in my afterlife though to keep it fun he he he

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  44. on December 10, 2015 at 9:15 pm Damn Crackers

    How about Michael Moore vs. Adam McKay?

    Michael Ian Black vs. Meghan McCain?

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    • on December 11, 2015 at 12:02 pm Greg Eliot

      Michael Moore, at the time of his Columbine agitprop, deserved a good ol’ fashioned ass-whuppin’…

      … now, meh… he’s ancient history.

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  45. on December 10, 2015 at 10:06 pm Putin

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-12-10/war-horizon-it-too-late-stop-it

    Ignorance is bliss.

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  46. on December 10, 2015 at 10:21 pm whorefinder

    Moderation sucks rape!

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  47. on December 11, 2015 at 1:27 am Rum

    My own son grew up in Texas and he looks un-cannily like Chris Kyle – The high kill-rate sniper who wrote a book, was martyred, made famous by C.Eastwood, and then got to be buried in the Texas State Cemetery with 2 F16s doing a fly-over. An awful lot of people are not buried there…much less get a fly-over.

    My son never had a chance in college. He just got a 100 k bonus and a brisk promotion in his oil company of employment despite the generalized decline in that industry.
    I did manage to get him to look at most of the deranged faces that were presented here as competing in this contest.
    Monitors can be replaced….

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  48. on December 11, 2015 at 1:42 am George

    Liberal New York Times and Democrats perplexed by Trump’s appeal: http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/12/11/us/politics/to-democrats-donald-trump-is-no-longer-a-laughing-matter.html?_r=0&referer=

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    • on December 11, 2015 at 7:20 am Greg Eliot

      Little did they realize, Trump never was a laughing matter… leastwise, not outside the aegis of MSM snarkery.

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  49. on December 11, 2015 at 3:16 am JayPX4

    Pics would have helped for us who didn’t pay as much attention

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  50. on December 11, 2015 at 7:25 am Greg Eliot

    These shitlib contestants are ham n’ eggers…

    … my fists, as if they had a mind of their own, are chompin’ at the bit for Quentin Tarantino.

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    • on December 11, 2015 at 9:07 am mendo

      That’s a jaw that needs a good punchin’

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  51. on December 11, 2015 at 8:15 am The Other Anonymous

    The winner will be transported to the award cerimony in a crowded all-boys Catholic School bus … Just to prepare him for the beating he’s to recieve.

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  52. on December 11, 2015 at 8:30 am Waffles

    BOOM SCIENCE! –

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26626185

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  53. on December 11, 2015 at 9:25 am Captain Obvious

    LEIPZIG CHILDREN ATTACK REFUGEE CLASSMATES!!!!!

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    • on December 11, 2015 at 11:56 am Greg Eliot

      Yet we have to go to YouTube for even that sparse information on White school children getting bullied by darkies…

      … which has been ongoing for decades.

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  54. on December 11, 2015 at 9:30 am Captain Obvious

    Stalin’s Iron Curtain protected them from the Eskimo poisoning [in m0d, but Leipzig was J.S. Bach’s hometown].

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    • on December 11, 2015 at 9:30 am Captain Obvious

      Maybe there’s hope…

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  55. on December 11, 2015 at 9:39 am Mandy been here a while

    Cnn is blathering about attacks on Mosques. I remember dead silence about attacks on Whites after Ferguson & Roof.

    I remember Bill Clinton getting his ass handed to him on gun control and so backing off. His harridan is doubling down on what is sure to be a losing issue. I love it.

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    • on December 11, 2015 at 1:51 pm Publius 2015

      Remember a few months ago when a disgruntled homosexual dindu supposedly shot a white local news reporter on live TV? Whatever happened to that story? LOL.

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  56. on December 11, 2015 at 9:54 am PA

    “When the post-Diversity Wars tribunal asks about the charges against you, the prosecutor will repeat these words. ”

    It’s time to start making warnings about Nuremberg-style trials for those who actively perpetrated or served as accessory to the commission of the crime of genocide against the European people and their diaspora.

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  57. on December 11, 2015 at 10:02 am Captain Obvious

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  58. on December 11, 2015 at 10:04 am Captain Obvious

    ^^^^^ C!tadel C@dets c@rolling as “Gh0sts of Chr!stm@s Past”

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  59. on December 11, 2015 at 10:43 am Dack Thrombosis

    The winner of the contest gets shot in the head, right?

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    • on December 11, 2015 at 11:59 am Greg Eliot

      Only if they’re in a theatre, sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman.

      LZOLZOZLZOZLZOZLOZLZOLZOLZOLZOZLOZL

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  60. on December 11, 2015 at 12:25 pm gunslingergregi

    bought a chick that loves me and wants to feel needed like she wants to be able to protect me a conceal carry purse now she just needs a licence and a gun make it happen
    allthough i told her if anything happens pull out the invisible gun in there and use it he he he
    gave her gods gun

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  61. on December 11, 2015 at 1:41 pm Publius 2015

    What is #DOTR?

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  62. on December 11, 2015 at 1:58 pm Publius 2015

    TLDR in mod. This is bad slippery slope.

    http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/262897-trump-i-will-mandate-death-penalty-for-killing-police-officers

    If and when they come to disarm us, violating our natural right to be armed to protect our families, which the 2nd Amendment simply recognized (it did not “create” the right), then killing a LEO who is trying to do that, some would say, becomes just and moral.

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    • on December 11, 2015 at 2:00 pm Publius 2015

      But we get what Trump means here. In a “normal” non-SHTF scenario, like we sorta have now, dindus who execute cops in cold blood as CNN et al. has tried to spur them to do (and succeeded, thereby having innocent blood on their hands), of course should get the death penalty. And Trump is talking to LEO here.

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    • on December 11, 2015 at 8:39 pm shartiste

      luckily, a liberal prez who ever got enough votes to grab guns would probably already have rescinded Trump’s death penalty executive order on his first day in office in order to protect the cop killing dindus. so it balances itself out.

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  63. on December 11, 2015 at 2:03 pm Publius 2015

    Cruz for VP? He’s strong on immigration and 2nd Amendment, apparently. Seems to be less cuck than the others.

    http://thehill.com/video/in-the-news/262527-cruz-refuses-to-attack-trump

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