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Sweeps Week: 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament Semifinals

December 15, 2015 by CH

We’re back for the 2015 punchable shitlib face semifinals!

Bout 1: Matty “Yce Yce Baby” Yglesias vs Dylan “I’m hiding a buttplug” Matthews

Don’t be surprised if your hand reflexively curls into a fist looking at Yglesias. And multiple viewings which could conceivably inure you to his smug doughboy plushness don’t seem to lessen the urge (more like amplifies it).

“Trouty Mouth“.

******

Bout 2: Pajamaboy vs Lindsey Graham

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Keep in mind, president buttsecks and his staff thought this milquetoast clad in jammies sipping from a hot mug of cocoa was a good representative to sell their healthcare boondoggle.

“Phew, do you smell that?! Oh, teehee, it was me!” Peter Pan, meet yourself in fifty years.

******

Stop the lugenpresses! We have a last-minute punchable shitlib face addition to the cards! He’s a former heavyweight champion of punchability, and a million Buzzfeed fans demanded his inclusion, so the winner of the Yglesias vs Matthews match will advance to a bonus bout against

McKay Coppins.

my hand… curling into a fist……. cannot stop it…….. cannot……. *SWING*……. *CRACK*……….ahhhhhhhhhh

McKay Coppins, for those who really must know the bios of our nation’s listicle artisans, is an ur-shitlib who lies for Buzzfeed. His mug is making the rounds because he was at a recent Trump rally and claimed to have overheard someone yell “Light the motherfucker on fire!” to a protestor; “someone” likely meaning him, a left wing plant. Look at that doughy concave croissant Coppins sports for a face. It’s easy to picture him screeching “light the motherfucker on fire” in a faggy tone with a barely-concealed smirk as he thinks of all the good copy this will generate for his online bathhouse.

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  1. on December 15, 2015 at 1:29 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

    “McKay Coppins”…these fuckin’ WASPs and their stupid names.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 1:32 pm Nads

      It was close between mckay and being named after his dad’s prep school lover Chad.

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 1:38 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

        I’m pretty sure McKay’s nickname at prep school was “McGay.”

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 1:39 pm Haven M.

        McKay looks like Jarod’s co-defendant.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 1:37 pm Hugh Jenniks

      …. mmmkay?’

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 1:38 pm mendo

      Nice glasses

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 5:32 pm Anonymous

        Jew goggles.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 3:06 pm Phil A. O. Physh

      We need a new contest for “Shitlib Names”.
      McKay Coppins will be the first entry.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 3:28 pm -A

      Two last names are the Demonic Keys of the Apocalypse. When it is a faggy name like McKay Coppins, it will be an Apocalypse of decay. When it is a name like Duke Dean, it will be heavy metal cover art come to life.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 3:28 pm Captain Obvious

      > “at a recent Trump rally” ——— O/T but I phreaking despise Ted Crud. Not naturally born [ergo no fealty to the actual constitution as written], has to hire a Cambridge behavioral psych team to teach him to fake Alpha [shades of 0bama’s psych warfare team], badmouths The Donald behind The Donald’s back, then lies about it until video proves otherwise, wife worked at Goldman Sachs rhymes with Tucker Max.

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 4:14 pm mendo

        He has poor body language. His whole “aura” is weak. When he tries to be bold, it’s laughable.

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 5:22 pm MarkItZero

        He looks real slimy, and whenever he opens his mouth, he confirms it.

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 5:31 pm Anonymous

        Where is da GBFM?

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 7:14 pm Harcourt Mudd

      This soft bitch-made lookin’ shitlib went to Brigham Young. The Poz has infected the Mormons too. Are they more of an ally than the NYC Eskimo set? Sure, but don’t put too much of your faith in them, they have a natural beta outlook and more of them are lefties and cucks than you imagine. Hell, I’ve sometimes found better hearings among shitlibs for realtalk than Mormons.

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      • on December 16, 2015 at 7:49 am Glengarry

        Harry Reid is a mormon, isn’t he. Yet gets beaten up by rent boys/”exercise equipment”.

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  2. on December 15, 2015 at 1:30 pm Nads

    I keep hoping for injuries in this contest. That way we all can win.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 2:08 pm ‘Reality’ Doug

      There is hope, there is justice, there is Dlott and Chesley. Let the vermin win, I say. It’s win-win-win totally harmony of darky, libtard, and poolside. There is a utopia.

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  3. on December 15, 2015 at 1:38 pm mendo

    Was following the twitter feed on that McKay horseshit.

    That guy wins hands down. He’s defacto. The systemic anomaly which is saying something given all these shitlibs.

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  4. on December 15, 2015 at 1:39 pm Haven M.

    any accident McKay’s own name sounds like the irritating counselor from South Park talking?

    Mmmmkay?

    Anyway: round 2:

    PJ boy, duh.

    Also,

    That trout face fuck needs me to drop a squat rack on his fucking face.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 2:54 pm Pwn

      You’re just jelly he has such a pretty name.

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  5. on December 15, 2015 at 1:39 pm Sweeps Week: 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament Semifinals | Neoreactive

    […] By CH […]

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  6. on December 15, 2015 at 1:39 pm McGay Cuckins

    Shitlord

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  7. on December 15, 2015 at 1:40 pm Arbiter

    The finale is likely to be open-butt penguin Dylan Matthews versus cuckservative Lindsey Graham. A note before that: It is tempting to make Lindsay Lovelorn the winner simply to see a cuck from GOPe as the winner, but for the purity of the sport, for your duty as a judge of the spineless, you must judge the faces solely based on their visual shitlibness, not based on the amount of brown goo that would gather in the face owner’s diapers should he have to face the task of chopping wood, curl his hand to a fist, tell the police the race of his mugger or write a truthful word. The face, the wormy, hideous visage, is what must guide your mockery.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 2:53 pm Sean Fielding

      Macht Frei, your prose in this comment almost rivals Milord’s.

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      • on December 20, 2015 at 7:29 am Arbiter

        The highest compliment!

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  8. on December 15, 2015 at 1:42 pm Batman

    “Online bathhouse”…wonderful. I love it.

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  9. on December 15, 2015 at 1:44 pm shartiste

    This hostile interloper strategy will keep occuring.

    It has already happened when a squat jew attempted to troll a pro-Trump focus group: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/13/i-trolled-the-trump-focus-group.html

    What’s rather funny is that rarely do shitlords go to rallies for liberal politicans. And when they do, it is for funny trolling, not trying to draw attention by making a huge scene. Different psychologies. There’s class involved, and also the fact that we have higher disgust reflexes and can’t stand being around the limpy coalition of fringes.

    [CH: I know, but if shitlords are to win this holy war of race survival over the shitlib coalition of misfits, they will need to co-opt leftoid tactics and go on the offense, taking the fight to the enemy. like hiring a (preferably POC) sap to go to a hillary rally as a plant and yell out “death to white males everywhere!”]

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 6:19 pm Pwn

      CH, I never understood why the right doesn’t conduct these activities along with their own form of lawfare. I’d get not doing it if anybody appreciated it. It’s not even like the right is honest to begin with. All their think tanks are mouthpieces for the same clique. It’s comical to see one of America’s biggest polluters, the Koch brothers, donate to all these libertarian think tanks that just happen to be against environmental regulation of any sort. They do exactly the same thing Soros does and the stupid readers can’t tell, so they’d probably not tell you paid shills to go troll the left either.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 10:47 pm Hitfan

      This. The time for having an honorable debate with the left has long past. Nature despises beautiful losers. It’s time to fight dirty and win.

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  10. on December 15, 2015 at 1:46 pm Anonymous

    Whats your handle on MPC CH?

    [CH: CAN’T ESCHEW THE CHATEAU]

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  11. on December 15, 2015 at 1:49 pm Green Dragon

    A measure of masculine health: if your hands clench into a fist before you’re done voting.

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  12. on December 15, 2015 at 1:55 pm elmertjones

    Those infernal horn-rim glasses. Will nothing stop this scourge?

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 5:34 pm Anonymous

      Search “the lion” on youtube.

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  13. on December 15, 2015 at 1:56 pm khorne

    If McFag Coppins does not win, there is no justice.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 3:45 pm -A

      Dylan Matthews is going to win simply because he has the most punchable face. Imagine his face mouth farting the politics of the faggotry. Even Lindsay Gayham will have to stop raping boys long enough to serve him a knuckle sandwich…then serve a knuckle suppository to some poor boy foolish enough to use a park restroom.

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 7:11 pm GM

        What park that’s at mate?

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 9:31 pm Carlos Danger

        You could dress up Dylan and make him a nice looking girl. That’s gotta hurt.

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  14. on December 15, 2015 at 1:59 pm gunslingergregi

    The Funny Sexist™ ‏@TooSexist · 15h15 hours ago
    Ladies, in case any of you were wondering.

    The male ‘G-spot’ is located in the back of a woman’s throat.

    ””””””””

    lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 2:11 pm mendo

      Brilliant! I’m saying this next time such a convo comes up around the ladies. Hell, even if it doesn’t. I can only imagine that hamster spinning that shit would start.

      I’m imagining them thinking “really? oh wow”

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 2:50 pm Pwn

        You can make a game where they have to choose which one they’d fuck to save humanity from extinction. Lol

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 4:25 pm gunslingergregi

        kind of true though my girl has the ability to do that and i was driving my truck and all i could do is scream in pleasure
        we need padded noiseless bedrooms for everyone so everyone can go full throated sex
        thats change ya can believe in
        let it loose go full throated screams of pleasure
        let go buck wild in the bedroom change ya can believe in

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 4:26 pm gunslingergregi

        or yea just don’t give a fuck now and have the neighbors talking he he he

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 4:27 pm gunslingergregi

        smexytime should involve lots of screaming he he he

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 4:50 pm gunslingergregi

        on December 15, 2015 at 2:50 pm Pwn

        You can make a game where they have to choose which one they’d fuck to save humanity from extinction. Lol”””””””’

        so thats whats goin on

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  15. on December 15, 2015 at 2:00 pm ‘Reality’ Doug

    That particular pic of McKay C. is unbeatably beatable. Screws up the fairness of the competition results, but that face, that face, aint no denying, aint no denying, when movin’ through Kashmir__.

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  16. on December 15, 2015 at 2:02 pm Mel Gibson

    If you’re fist is unsure of which to punch first – Pajama Boy or Lindsay Graham – and in case it’s not obvious by looking at him, the former’s name is Ethan (((Krupp))). I know that will sway some to vote for him. I, however, cannot not vote for that cuckservative Grahmnesty.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 2:19 pm ‘Reality’ Doug

      It amazes me the shallow certitude of generic Graham voters. “He’s the best we can do for senate, but not for president.” Establishment math always works out the same regardless of the inputs were are free to choose: the medium defining the math process is the real input and the fixed output simultaneously. Total dumbfucks in the country from a to z in a turnkey operation. How do they not see, fuquin livestock.

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  17. on December 15, 2015 at 2:03 pm Mel Gibson

    Funny story about Pajama Boy – http://forward.com/opinion/190011/obamacare-pajama-boy-controversy-wrapped-in-anti-s/?p=all

    “In fact, Pajama Boy stands at a centuries-old nexus of anti-Semitism and misogyny. As many scholars, including Sander Gilman, David Biale, Paula Hyman, Matti Bunzl, John Efron, and Daniel Boyarin have shown, Jewish men have been accused of being unmanly for hundreds of years – including by other Jews, such as the early Zionists, whose muscular Judaism was a direct response to diaspora Jewish emasculation. This is an old, old motif.”

    Bonus laughs – scroll 2/3 of the way down for a pic of the story’s writer.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 2:19 pm khorne

      Bibi Netanyahu and Pajama Faggot don’t even look like the same species.

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      • on December 20, 2015 at 7:37 am Arbiter

        Bibi Nuttyahoo looks like the psychopath that he is. The worms and the serial killers are two sides of the same race and always have been. Just different tactics for different situations. And you support one of the tactics because you read in a Jew-owned “conservative” magazine that that’s cool and we can’t let the DEMOCRATS win, they’re anti-Israel don’t you know! (Dumbass.)

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 2:23 pm whorefinder

      It’s humorous the Eskimo word-salad that spews forth when desperately trying to disqualify. Every sentence has a noun and a verb in the correct places, yet makes only total nonsense all together. The entire article is one big ego protection and projection disguised as rational argument.

      Eskimo nonsense rape!

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 2:34 pm ‘Reality’ Doug

        Astute analysis. That’s exactly what it is, structurally, rhetorically, and emotionally, in plain language.

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 2:43 pm Pwn

        That’s true about most of the things Jews say. Lol. They might have higher average iq, but their propensity for projection, paranoia and linguistic dishonesty(the existence of shabbah goys or whatever they’re called shows they’re pretty dishonest with their own God too in this linguistic sense) makes a total mess out of what they usually say.

        I find it sad because unlike most populations of non-European descent they would have had the potential to do humanity good, but their collective psychosis prevents them from it.

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 2:45 pm Pwn

        That’s true about most of the things Jews say. Lol. They might have higher average iq, but their propensity for projection, paranoia and linguistic dishonesty(the existence of shabbah goys or whatever they’re called shows they’re pretty dishonest with their own God too in this linguistic sense) makes a total mess out of what they usually say.
        .
        I find it sad because unlike most populations of non-European descent they would have had the potential to do humanity good, but their collective psychosis prevents them from it.

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 8:03 pm jOHN MOSBY

        Yup.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 2:27 pm ‘Reality’ Doug

      They look like lovers, and as two pleasure principle drones in the same pod, they are at least ‘spiritually’. “We so chosen.” “We so better.” “Come get health care, goyim.” “What?” “Moor with uzi?” “Here?” Uh oh.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 2:31 pm Arbiter

      “This is an old, old motif.”

      And WHY? The “scholars” won’t for one second entertain the notion that there is a real reason.

      This is like looking at the long list of European nations that have expelled Jews (Google it, ye who don’t yet know), and just proclaim “Jews have been persecuted!” without asking why they were expelled.

      It is just assumed that all are equal, so if one group is expelled it must be because of “oppression”. Not because of something they do. This is Marxism in a nutshell – all are equal, so any differences in success are because the successful have oppressed the rest.

      [CH: tell me about it. helpful tip, eskimos: if people everywhere can’t stand to be around you, try looking at yourself first for a reason why. but that would require putting aside your pathological narcissism for a brief moment.]

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 3:11 pm cincinnatus

        CH:

        “helpfil tip, eskimos, dindus, and musloids:”

        fify

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 4:02 pm theasdgamer

        For an interesting treatment of group conflicts and group pathologies, you might take a look at the Santaroga Barrier by Frank Herbert.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Santaroga_Barrier

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 4:06 pm Alec Leamas

        For all of the Eskimo’s supposed intellectual virtues, they sure are not possessed of self awareness, are they? (Either on the interpersonal level with pushy, obnoxious, decorum-breaching behavior or on the societal level where they are so present in anti-family, anti-Christian, anti-white, and politically subversive movements and behaviors.)

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 4:41 pm Jeffrey A. Brauer (@Jeffrey_of_Troy)

        The Jews’ ethno-centric ethical double standard
        http://www.jeffreybrauer.blogspot.com/2015/12/jews-ethno-centric-ethical-double.html

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 7:56 pm The glow brings out the haze

        Heartiste, a narcissist is literally someone who spends all they time looking at their self. Don’t you know your Greek mythology

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 8:24 pm Winter

        I watched Shoah on youtube a year or two back and was struck by how the French university Jew interviewing Polish peasants in the 70s just didn’t hear the message. One of the Poles said all the money was in the hands of the Jews. This was shown as “See anti semitism”, rather than actually hearing the words… all the money was in the hands of the Jews… and getting it that maybe that’s why the Poles hated you.

        Some Poles were saying that the Jews got the holocaust as punishment. Again cue shock horror anti semitism. He didn’t think to ask why thy felt that way. But they were giving him the reason anyway he just couldn’t here it. He asked them what was better, the 1930s or now? They answered it was better now. Now was shitty poverty 1970s commie Poland. Those peasants interviewed on Shoah were actually better off then than they’d been in the 30s when all the money was in the hands of the Jews.

        They talked about how they all worked for the Jews and the Jews had nice houses. The interviewer just couldn’t see how his race had lived as the parasite ruling class and the Poles so badly off that even 1970s shithole Poland was better than back then. He couldn’t take on board that maybe that’s why the Poles felt the Jews were being punished in the holocaust. To him the Jews ruling and being rich was just natural, he didn’t even think about it, but in fact it was his supremacism on show that meant he didn’t get it. And we all know how the Jews love to remind whitey about his supremacism and privilege and all that stuff.

        But it just really struck me as he tried to show the viewer how those terrible Poles just hadn’t changed that the whole reason his people were hated jut went straight past him. If there is anything that will never change it is Jewish supremacist behaviour.

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      • on December 20, 2015 at 7:47 am Arbiter

        Heartiste, a narcissist is literally someone who spends all they time looking at their self. Don’t you know your Greek mythology

        Ignoramus. It is not about spending “all they time looking at their self”, it is about glorying oneself. Yes, Narcissus stared at his own reflection, but do you really think that is therefore all the word means? The most brief investigation of the word would tell you differently.

        [CH: i get so many dumb hater comments that it bores me to correct the false premises of even a fraction of them. so here’s a thanks for making the effort to do the job i won’t on occasion.]

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  18. on December 15, 2015 at 2:04 pm gunslingergregi

    the problem is the man as god of his own family was taken away

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 2:05 pm gunslingergregi

      now ya got the god of a mans family being a bunch of strangers and thats dumb

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 2:16 pm gunslingergregi

      cept when i slapped my dad and he had the power to choose my punishment and that is as it should be and i accepted it because its natural
      they did give him the power which was cool i guess he took mercy just wanted to give me a lesson which i got he he he

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 3:42 pm Captain Obvious

        Some of my best childhood memories are of my Dad beating me. Can you imagine how hopeless it must be for a boy to have a loser Poz beta for a father, who insists on some New Age “I’m my kids’ best friend” parenting horsesh!t, and refuses to dole out the corporal discipline?

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 3:47 pm gunslingergregi

        thats me though
        i didn’t need to dole out any corporal disipline my kids just listens
        what could he do wrong
        his daddy is king
        if he did wrong i would tell him
        but he didn’t
        was it wrong for him to throw a balloon out and have chicks pick it up
        should i of beat him for knowing to make chicks work naaaaaa
        he he he

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 3:52 pm gunslingergregi

        should i of beat him for fucking with daddies tv the first time
        like it was some horrible violation that he should of known about
        naaa
        i talked to him about it
        should i beat him for fucking with my computer and make it like my computer getting turned off by him important enough to cause him physical pain like he supposed to of known
        no
        i explained what was happening
        so it became a game and something to laugh about a little inside joke between me and him that he would go to touch the off button and id be like uhh
        and he start laughing cause he was fucking with me a bit but he was allowed cause i loved the little kid
        but he didn’t actually turn it off cause he knew daddy didn’t want him too
        playing the game of life and laughing bout it
        what would i of needed to beat him for
        he not an adult
        i can’t actually think of a reason

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 3:57 pm Captain Obvious

        Gunny, I’m talking about my Dad beating me when I DESERVED to be beaten. Then you look back on it in retrospect, and you know it was because he cared about you. Whereas sons of Poz un-fathers don’t ever forge that bond with their un-fathers. Those poor boys are just drifting rudderless in a vast ocean of culture poison.

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 3:58 pm gunslingergregi

        what did your dad beat you for can ya remember

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 3:59 pm gunslingergregi

        what did you DESERVE to be beaten for

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 4:04 pm gunslingergregi

        had a black chick over other night didn’t do any smexual stuff
        but she said she got beat over everything
        and anything
        bitch you got a c on test beat the shit out of
        bitch you didn’t do this right beat the shit out of
        maybe it good in a way she is rather cuddly and shit but still fuck
        it like if you are good someone trys to beat it out of you
        think she fell in love with me which cool i can always use someone in love
        trying to heal her up my game skills are getting ludicrous level
        my white chick is healing with her boyfriend after cooking me soup last night when i was sick as fuck she only one who showed her love made me 100 percent better today
        im likin the results

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 4:07 pm gunslingergregi

        which yea she supposed to do bad but yea think im turnin her he he he
        the black chick
        kind of funny

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 4:15 pm gunslingergregi

        i could see beating a kid with the kids knowledge and permission that just testing his toughness or some shit make him feel part of the team or some shit

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 4:17 pm gunslingergregi

        like ok kid if you get in a fight you will feel pain and its not that big of a deal
        so here is what it feels like so ya don’t have to be so afraid as a teaching tool

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 8:13 pm jOHN MOSBY

        Gunny, I would have never got away with slappin my daddy( God rest his soul ) and live to comment to you. HE was an alpha male’s alpha male.
        YOU GOT LUCKY,DUDE.

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 9:41 pm Carlos Danger

        I can’t say the same. There’s a happy medium in there. You have to invest the time to be a truly good father. There is no other substitute.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 2:46 pm gunslingergregi

      allthough us does seem to have opportunity out the ying yang need a few tweeks like obamacare taking all a persons loot work on that

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  19. on December 15, 2015 at 2:07 pm Sweeps Week: 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament Semifinals | Manosphere.com

    […] Sweeps Week: 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament Semifinals […]

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  20. on December 15, 2015 at 2:12 pm Mel Gibson

    CH, if you’re pleased with voter turnout to the Punchable Shitlab Face Tournament, then may I recommend something similar, but with cuckservatives. Think of the possibilities – George Will, Grahamnesty again, Rubio, iJeb!, Erick Erickson, Chris Wallace, Karl Rove, etc, etc, etc.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 2:32 pm Arbiter

      Good idea. They could win the Golden Noose Award.

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 3:46 pm Captain Obvious

        EnGorged Will versus Kuckrl Rove in the finals? I might lose some sleep, pacing back and forth over that decision. If they were siamese twins, then you could punch them both at the same time…

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 3:52 pm Captain Obvious

        British SAS sniper in Iraq kills five ISIS jihadis with just THREE bullets http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3372723/posts

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      • on December 16, 2015 at 8:47 am Mel Gibson

        And the Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament winner gets a Golden Dildo.

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  21. on December 15, 2015 at 2:13 pm paddy

    Lindsey Graham was great during the Clinton impeachment. I wonder what video they have of him now, used for controlling him, that has made him turn into one of the pod-people.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 2:20 pm whorefinder

      Well Lindsey knew you;d never catch HIM having an affair with some fat broad. Or coaxing women to his office and trying to get with them. Or raping a woman.

      I wonder why rape?

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  22. on December 15, 2015 at 2:18 pm whorefinder

    These shitlib posts make my daily rape nearly impossible.

    viagra rape!

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 8:21 pm jOHN MOSBY

      The mods hate you with a perfect hate.
      MOD RAPE !

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  23. on December 15, 2015 at 2:18 pm greyghost

    Guys like these are the root cause of mudsharking

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 2:37 pm Pwn

      If I was a woman, I’d rather cut my tits off than have sex with any of them. Lol

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 3:07 pm McGay Cuckins

        I can haz ur tits?

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 8:24 pm jOHN MOSBY

        Teets are a teribble thing to waste.
        TIT RAPE !

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  24. on December 15, 2015 at 2:25 pm gunslingergregi

    kids are in yards and nothing to break without consequence whats up with that
    when i was young i could run through the mountains and get the destructive bug out carefree and it was great
    smash and break and kill and be free to be a madman
    and explore and posit theories of life and learn about real actual life
    who the fuck climbs trees and jumps out anymore
    what the fuck

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 3:11 pm McGay Cuckins

      You’re not a millennial like me. We don’t have that option. We can’t run around d in the woods and burn shit. We have to experiment with our sexuality to find ourselves. We take it in the butt for adventure and struggle and destruction and blood n guts. Trials build character, and anal prolapse. Now my masculinity is tainted cuz they told me to explore my sexuality. Its not my fault. Helicopter mom did it.

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 3:24 pm gunslingergregi

        playing with fire yea that was the shit
        get to play god and it owned

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 3:28 pm gunslingergregi

        little gods roaming the earth he he he
        prob gets ya used to dealing with unlimited power maybe a little

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 3:19 pm gunslingergregi

      yea my mom told me i can be anything i want
      and let me do anything and backed me up against anything that tried to limit me

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 3:20 pm gunslingergregi

        she read all the books about the destruction of boys and tried to make sure i didn’t get destroyed

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 3:21 pm gunslingergregi

        then she succumbed to the stupid agenda and got divorced doh!!
        poor thing

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 3:57 pm paddy

      If you let your kids out at 930AM on a summer’s day and told them to be back at 1200 for lunch, but they couldn’t stay in the house … Child Services would be at your door the same day.

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 4:09 pm gunslingergregi

        the fuck

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 4:11 pm gunslingergregi

        child oppression needs disbanded if that the case

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  25. on December 15, 2015 at 2:36 pm Pwn

    I feel like punching all of them except Yglesias. He’s the closest out of them to looking human and not SJW. He might even look so if he lost the excess lard. The others look like they’ve been anally abused in the locker room during each gym class throughout high-school.

    [CH: the naggers who took him out thought his face was very punchable.]

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 6:29 pm Pwn

      That’s because all the fat cushions your knuckles. Blah, fuck it, they’re black, they don’t think that far ahead.

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  26. on December 15, 2015 at 2:58 pm gunslingergregi

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  27. on December 15, 2015 at 3:02 pm Dack Thrombosis

    I can’t even fathom how Dylan Matthews is still alive.

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  28. on December 15, 2015 at 3:22 pm Coldwarvet

    It’s cheery to see Le Chateau decking out its pages in these feats of festivity – really sets up for that “holo-day” spirit, it does! I think I’ll enjoy the next office party mentally squaring off the punchable resident feck-tards against one another. Might even keep me from dumping the punch bowl. Thanks!!

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 3:30 pm gunslingergregi

      hollow lol
      yea make it real
      grab some real peeps and have a cookout with the supposed dregs

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  29. on December 15, 2015 at 3:32 pm Scanman

    To the contestants (*in my best Special Olympics forced enthusiastic voice*): “YOU’RE ALL WINNERS!!!”

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  30. on December 15, 2015 at 3:33 pm gunslingergregi

    i will admit in school i used to punch shitlibs in front of everybody and didn’t give a fuck probably helped there life path

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 3:34 pm gunslingergregi

      was it shit libs well just people who thought they could fuck with me
      ya don’t punch people just because they are ugly or fucked up

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 3:37 pm gunslingergregi

      a lot of people trying to help reach out find a person without a tree and give em one fuck its not hard
      make amercia great again
      make it greater lets get people on the streets outside doing real life

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 3:38 pm gunslingergregi

        be nosey with love in your heart to help people out spread some love

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  31. on December 15, 2015 at 3:37 pm burke

    the voters are wrong. i don’t punch outright genetic misfits or women. dylan and lindsey deserve our pity, matty and pj deserve the fists of fury. mckay as well.

    and the championship ought to be yglesias vs coppins, they are untouchably smug and punchable. fat smug welcoming mugs

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 3:41 pm gunslingergregi

      yea if doing bad shit people prob do deserve a punch
      woman or man he he he

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 3:42 pm gunslingergregi

      cept the thick headed ones they must be reasoned with

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 3:44 pm gunslingergregi

      the greats must always reason and they can get it
      prob everyone i guess reason
      explanation
      after a punch rofl

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  32. on December 15, 2015 at 3:40 pm Beautiful Truths Ignored

    The last election Lindsey Graham will ever win.

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  33. on December 15, 2015 at 4:00 pm Bernie

    Nary a straight man in the bunch.

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  34. on December 15, 2015 at 4:05 pm Wrong Side if History

    Jesus. Look at those bitch lips.

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  35. on December 15, 2015 at 4:26 pm Neecy

    I’m still trying to make sense of the pajama boy ad. I’m not sure what the message is there and how that relates to healthcare?

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 4:28 pm Neecy

      Also was Lindsey Graham a woman before?

      I’m just all confroosed!!!!

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 8:35 pm jOHN MOSBY

        Not a woman, but most he most def a he bitch, a punk. You get where I’m comin’ from ?

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 4:53 pm mendo

      Offhand, it’s cause the guy is gay and needs heath care for when the fit hits the shan.

      That’s about the most serious explanation I can give.

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    • on December 20, 2015 at 7:50 am Arbiter

      You are unaware, I assume, that the text attached to Pyjama Boy here is satire; it’s not the original text, which was “Wear pyjamas. Drink hot cocoa. Talk about healthcare.”

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  36. on December 15, 2015 at 4:32 pm rr_rider

    why isn’t Jeb Bush part of this contest ;P

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  37. on December 15, 2015 at 4:34 pm Wrong Side of History

    I don’t think the psychology of the male shitlib is much different than the mudshark.

    Especially the constant nagging awareness of their low SMV.

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  38. on December 15, 2015 at 4:38 pm gunslingergregi

    its kind of funny when ya tell a woman you are not gonna have sex and you are practicing making your willpower stronger while still using your hands and words to move towards sex
    but then stick to it and not have sex
    that pussy will reach boiling point he he he
    try it

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 4:39 pm gunslingergregi

      putty shock treatment he he he

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 4:40 pm gunslingergregi

      having a boner the whole time prob makes it more real too

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  39. on December 15, 2015 at 4:39 pm The Target and the Gun

    The madness is out of control: http://www.reuters.com/article/us-germany-internet-idUSKBN0TY27R20151215. This comment is on topic, because every one of these punchable-faced libtards supports such a thing. The communists are literally silencing white people while flooding their nations with brown fighting-age men who have declared their intent to murder and have already murdered, when it is crystal clear that the People of the host nations being invaded are against the invasion. After everything that has happened and every thing we know, the libtards’ idea of “criminal justice”, their priority number one, is prosecuting “racism” by white people who have been attacked and simply point out obvious truths.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 6:38 pm Pwn

      I don’t get why people convinced of hare speech don’t sue their governments. If it happened to me, I’d sue at the ECHR, ask for asylum in Russia and try to get their government to prosecute universal declaration of human rights violations at the UN level in exchange for anti NATO propaganda.

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 6:44 pm PA

        I’ve wondered the same thing. Also, hunger strikes, publicizing yourself as a political prisoner, pulling in Amnesty International at least for trolling (I know, I know, but their mission statement at least at one point was to help all people who are persecuted politically for no-violent acts). With a good lawyer and the right friendly bloggers, you could become a folk hero.

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 6:56 pm The Target and the Gun

        Easy for you to say. Realtalkers in communist regimes are sent to Siberia, so to speak.

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  40. on December 15, 2015 at 4:43 pm Scanman

    Off topic but did any of your betters ever run this by you?

    Me either…

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 4:51 pm gunslingergregi

      who needs a chart when you can see with eyes

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  41. on December 15, 2015 at 4:52 pm mendo

    Who’s bitches they be?

    (not quite the same ring, but trying to apply grammatical structure to ghetto talk is quite the challenge.)

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  42. on December 15, 2015 at 4:58 pm gunslingergregi

    if ya don’t get the cops called on you for fucking your doing it wrong
    all they will do when they come to door and your woman tells em that you were just having sex is give you congratulations anyway and talk about you back at the station he he he

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  43. on December 15, 2015 at 5:33 pm Hugo Stiglitz

    If Dylan Matthews were one of the rafters in ‘Deliverance’, Ned Beatty would have kept his virginity.

    They wouldn’t have even looked at Jon Voight.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 7:36 pm jOHN MOSBY

      Most excellent.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 9:48 pm Carlos Danger

      Dylan’s got him a purty mouth

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  44. on December 15, 2015 at 5:34 pm A Patron of the Arts

    Ezra Klein didn’t make it to the finals? There is no justice!

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  45. on December 15, 2015 at 5:48 pm gunslingergregi

    wild shit i was willing to die and be tortured rather than be forced to go back to work

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  46. on December 15, 2015 at 6:25 pm Sweeps Week: 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament Semifinals | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  47. on December 15, 2015 at 6:31 pm FUBSY

    Don’t punch Lindsey Grahamnesty, you’ll be charged with a homophobic hate crime!

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  48. on December 15, 2015 at 6:41 pm YIH

    Just voted (Matthews/Graham). It’s neck and neck with Graham, leading by the male pubic hair stuck in his teeth!

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  49. on December 15, 2015 at 6:58 pm The Straw

    The next competition must be nominees for anal assault… First up S E Cupp

    A nefarious traitor and shill for the left, the worst kind. Buttcept she would like it too much…

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 7:13 pm shartiste

      cuntservative

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 8:48 pm Sentient

        Gold!

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 7:14 pm McGonzo

      Thing is, libtardism comes from the female side. So chicks don’t look so nasty when they display it, they just look like chicks. Meanwhile, “men” who display libtardism look like women. Much more dramatic.

      Plus, this chick looks bangable. Love to wipe that arrogant smirk off her face.

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      • on December 15, 2015 at 9:49 pm Carlos Danger

        Se Cupp hunts and has a kid. She just needs more male guidance.

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      • on December 16, 2015 at 7:41 am tteclod

        Carlos, she has a husband, the father of her child. How much more male guidance is required?

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 7:30 pm jOHN MOSBY

      i garon – damn- tee ya she has a fondness for mandingo meat. Ater all what self -respecting YT male who poke that week old(at room temp) grunion bucket?

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 7:42 pm Mobutu

      Her name sounds fake.

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      • on December 16, 2015 at 2:16 am Amasius

        S.E. Cupp = a C cup. It’s a pornonym.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 7:46 pm jOHN MOSBY

      The harlot needs to be put againt the wall with all the SJW bitches I mentioned in a previous post and perforated. What the blue-haired hell is wrong with that ?

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  50. on December 15, 2015 at 7:09 pm McGonzo

    When do you think the last time Jeb cried was? Maybe when his wife wished him good luck on the debate?

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 7:44 pm Mobutu

      Pedro the Midget Mummy…

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 8:00 pm NothingMan00

      When his wife wouldn’t let him add her last name to his with a hyphen.

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    • on December 15, 2015 at 8:09 pm PA

      When his mom said that he should not be the next president.

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  51. on December 15, 2015 at 7:32 pm The Other Anonymous

    Situation Normal

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    • on December 16, 2015 at 2:19 am Amasius

      And just out of frame:


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      • on December 17, 2015 at 2:20 pm khorne

        Bottom left is displaying more than the standard allowance of bellies per serviceperson. 100 pushups!

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    • on December 16, 2015 at 4:17 am Vagina dominator

      Very funny pic.

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  52. on December 15, 2015 at 7:41 pm Putin

    Field Report.

    About 4 weeks ago I sat down next to gal and asked her if she was Russian. She said yes and we proceeded to have a good discussion after which we were getting ready to part and I hand her my phone. Well at that point she panics and scurries away real fast. About 1-2 weeks later I see her walk past the HP with her boyfriend. A week later she comes into the HP looking nervous. She gets her drink then bolts out in a fast way. All this time I am holding frame even though she is projecting creepy stalker.
    So last week she comes in and I am sitting at a table while ignoring her. She gets her drink and then comes over to the condiment table next to me and just kind of lingers. I ignore. Today I am sitting outside with a buddy and she goes in and then comes out and sits at the table next to me! Hilarious. I swear these woman crack me up. I ignored her until she finally left after 40 minutes of sitting alone.

    The guy I was sitting with was in the midst of a relationship crisis, on the verge of crashing and burning. The dude is extremely wise for his age but had not been fully introduced to the red pill. Pill was swallowed and crisis was avoided.

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  53. on December 15, 2015 at 7:41 pm Jimorbid

    I just can’t see Dylan Matthew losing this thing. What a mug.

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  54. on December 15, 2015 at 8:22 pm McGonzo

    Man, is the establishment rooting for Rubio or what?

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  55. on December 16, 2015 at 2:35 am ray

    I have no opinion on the contestants . . . all worthy in their own crooked way doubtless. I just like the idea of herding them onto the Tourney Block for sorting according to the merits. Carries a very appropriate barnyard-auction-vibe.

    It’s nice to know that someone still cares about Culture. And about meat on the hoof. If one of your fine contestants turns out to ‘oink’ do contact me — I’ve an associate to meet him, named Zed. He manages the Bacon Quality Assurance Board of Florida.

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    • on December 16, 2015 at 3:20 am Zed, Lord of the Brutals

      We Zeds are Legion.

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  56. on December 16, 2015 at 7:07 am tteclod

    It’s not a fair contest. Graham’s not wearing any glasses.

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  57. on December 16, 2015 at 10:42 am latrina williams

    Check out this image of star wars 7 star Daisy Ridley cock hawking
    Harrison Ford
    http://postimg.org/image/fdhcrt6nt/

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  58. on December 16, 2015 at 11:25 am greginaurora

    After listening to him in the debate, I now want to change my answer to Lindsey Graham. He sounds like he’s about to burst into tears at any moment.

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  59. on December 16, 2015 at 8:47 pm acidznake

    idk if u guise realize dat lindsey graham looks like hillary clinton…

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  60. on December 17, 2015 at 2:13 pm khorne

    Fortune is with me! I have uncovered another paragon of punchability plopped from the diarrhetic bowels of Buzzfeed.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/adamserwer/the-antidote-to-trump

    TL;DR: To make efforts to preserve the White majority irrelevant, make sure there isn’t a White majority

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    • on December 17, 2015 at 2:16 pm The Target and the Gun

      http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/17/us/new-orleans-confederate-monuments-vote/index.html

      (((((who)))))) is on the city council, I wonder?

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  61. on December 20, 2015 at 7:57 am Arbiter

    Buzzfeed was founded by Jonah Peretty and John Johnson. Peretti is a Jew and the main founder. It was funded with $50 million by Andreessen Horowitz, a Jew. Adam Serwer who wrote that anti-Trump piece and is the News National Editor looks like a Jew, and he’s named Adam and is a leftist journalist in New York, so yeah.

    Oops, Khorne. You mistakenly revealed yet another sign of Jewish control of the media and what they do with it. If only you could delete your post to make the Zionists happy, eh? Maybe you can donate to Sheldon Adelson as compensation.

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