The 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament semifinals are over, and Dylan Matthews soundly defeated Matty Yglesias in Bout 1, while Pajamaboy BARELY eked out a win over Lindsey “GayPedoFace” Graham.
McKay Coppins waits in the wings for his chance at taking more punches to the face than Dylan Gaytthews.
Finals, Preliminary Bout: Dylan Matthews vs McKay Coppins
What’s he looking at so suspiciously? Ah yes, the black man approaching him from a quarter mile away.
Fivehead, four eyes, three chins, two T cells, one punchable shitlib.
The winner of this preliminary finals bout will advance to the championship slumber party pillow fight with none other than Pajamaboy! I can’t wait, how about you?
There are other pics of Dylan on Google and they are far worse. He looks autistic. Maybe he should wear a helmet.
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No please nooo
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i agree, the guy looks like he has some kind of birth defect
and coppins i mean come on.
PEOPLE. WHEN YOU VOTE IMAGINE THE PLEASURE YOUR FIST WILL FEEL ON IMPACT
now look again. feel the face calling to your fist, and then vote COPPINS!
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yeah, sorry but the top guy is just fucked up in a congenital way. The bottom guy is working at it.
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Good Lord, those poofy lips. I can almost see them wrapped around Obama’s tiny little dick..
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“PEOPLE. WHEN YOU VOTE IMAGINE THE PLEASURE YOUR FIST WILL FEEL ON IMPACT”
Well said, very persuasive. I changed my vote.
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[…] By CH […]
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poll about me taking a break from posting lol
maybe it is time
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This faggotry has wearied you too ?
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His body reflects his soul
http://newsbusters.org/s3/files/styles/blog_body-50/s3/images/dylan_matthews2.jpg?itok=xKYi_YH6
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What a monster!!! If everyone sees that will vote for him!!
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Too bad I’ve seen it after I voted. Lol
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Matthews lips can’t get bigger. They’re on the verge of popping on their own. Is he a confirmed faggot? In any case, pajamaboi has been sitting on top since his first public appearance. Probably impossible to beat, but Matthews has closed the gap in a remarkably short time. They’re most certainly yanking each other in row 20 at a star wars midnight premiere, feeding off the dieversity spewing out of Abrams ass.
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pajama boy is an ad, not a real person, so it’s hard for me to get riled up about punching him.
Rather punch the queer semites who came up with him from Madison Ave
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http://voxday.blogspot.com/2013/12/suboptimal-rhetoric.html
Read this then tell me you don’t want to punch pajama boy in the face
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I’m not even gonna lie. When Heartiste referred to Matthews as a “power bottom” in another article I laughed out loud for several minutes. Cuck Matthews gets my vote without a doubt!
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Can’t we just beat the shit out of them all? Everyone deserves a trophy just for competing. And a punch combination. Right?
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Gas the kreigerkommunistz traitors!
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Hey CH,
What about entering Enrique Marquez in the competition. But he may be more retarded than beta…
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Can we pick both and have some kind of Wrestemania style final? I rank both as disgusting and punchable.
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A lit stick of dynamite in both of their hands , one fuse a tad shorter than the other.They blow each other to hell and back ; No reason to vote then.
YAYYYYY !
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Should have been Lindsey the faggot against this Mc Cuckins guy
Cuckins looks like his son, if the faggot ever had one
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Fire up, Team McKay! Our favorite underdog is trailing but he’s not so far behind! Look at this chubby gaylib face gleefully plotting his next pathetic attempt to frame Trump rally attenders as KKK agents. This is the kind of face that deserve to be administered its fair share of heavy punches, no matter how tough the competition is!
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I voted for him because Dylan looks retarded. McCay seems insane only in his shitlibism
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Note: pajama boy looks like Jew Jew Abrams. The cuck director star diversity wars director.
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After a time, you’ll become so familiar with THE PATTERN that they’ll all merge into one single hideous persona to you, and you’ll finally realize that there’s no difference amongst any of them.
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The joo perception singularity has been reached my friend. I have been actively red pilling as many as possible for years now.
It’s hard. It amazes me how many can’t even distinguish that jews (Ashkenazi) are a different race than whites, and exhibit in-group nepotism and racial bias against whites for their own gain.
I’ll never stop fighting the good fight. The singjewlarity perception is clear as 20/20.
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The Mathews guy looks actually retarded. I’m not sure if he really qualifies. His face looks more like it needs scalpel, than a fist.
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All you muzzies are retarded. No ifs, ands or buts.
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This choice-making is triggering me.
Trigger rape!
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I’m imagining trying to restrain myself after getting sneered at by one of these fucks and I think I’d pop Matthews in his mouth as soon as his lips twitched.
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The winner should win an all expense paid trip to maximum security for a sexually charged week of romping in the shower room!
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The Faggot Within must be scared he might lose the next round!
But it’s ok, at least Little Matty will have his 5-girl harem to go home to. (/sarcasm)
Faggot within rape!
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There should be a tourney for annoying shitlib commentators on here, with TSW being the overall #1 seed.
We can even add the two doubting Thomas’ in the May-Dec romance post. That’s three right there.
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Good idea, except that many of them are quite likely not real people.
As Captain Obvious has said before, they are probably psyop sock puppets operated by a team of JIDF keyboard commandos out of the hasbara HQ in that shitty little country in the mideast.
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OT, but too good not to share. Chicks Dig Jerks: Han Solo Edition (shocking)
I know there’s been a lot of anti-Star Wars sentiment around this part of the internet, but a) it’s relevant, and b) it’s always funny when chicks confirm shit like this.
Straight from the horse’s mouth: http://elitedaily.com/entertainment/han-solo-fckboy/1323856/
WB
PS Shitlibs probably hate Han Solo.
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Act like Han Solo, get Princess Leia.
Act like Jabba the Hut, get Princess Leia in the gold bikini.
I know who I’m using as my role model.
Where’s my dog collar chained wench?
Jabba the Hut rape!
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“Act like Jabba the Hut, get Princess Leia in the gold bikini.”
The lifestyle/fantasy of every fat, incel geek there is.
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lol. incel geeks act like mewling beta slaves of the woman. and they fantasize about the same.
jabba was in charge.
know betas rape!
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Hah. Don’t forget the love for excess calories and a propensity to sit on their fat, slimy asses all day.
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now now, don’t talk about your mom like that.
troll rape!
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How is McFag Crappins not winning?
NO JUSTICE NO PEACE
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Neither looks quite human which may explain their zealous devotion to all things ugly and degenerate and corrosive.
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http://freedompowerandwealth.com
The end of the year is about to come – time to vote. That’s gonna be fun.
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Matthews is the natural and visceral choice for punch-ability, but then I had to consider what are the chances of contracting HIV. I think I’ll wear gloves.
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I wouldn’t want to punch any of these sad creatures. Why bother? What possible injury could I inflict that the Almighty – or simply Fate’s cruel hand, hasn’t already?
A good, solid open hand pimp smack might very well motivate them to either learn to fight or lift weights. Either choice could place them on the path out of man – letism.
A punch to the face would just score them in – group pity points, and reinforce their rabbit worldview.
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Bitch lips all the way.
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Dylan Matthews exists because somebody recognized a peanut allergy early in his life. How unfortunate.
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“Peanut Allergy” almost always means Eskimo. Growing up below the Mason-Dixon line, none of us had ever heard of anything so preposterous. And the first time I ever heard of a “Milk Allergy” was when I went to grad school, way up nawff in Yankeeland, and some Eskimo-ess chick complained about milk byproducts in the food. [She had nice little B+/C- cupped t!tties, but she never wore a bra, and I imagine that by now they hang down to her knees].
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McKay looks like his face has already been punched in.
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http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/peopleandplaces/police-officers-dress-as-santa-to-spread-holiday-cheer-to-sick-kids/vi-BBnDIef?ocid=1PRCDEFE
rofl go do that
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http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/peopleandplaces/anonymous-santa-b-pays-dollar79000-for-layaway-bills/vi-BBnD5lE?ocid=1PRCDEFE
nice
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Trav77 & Burke nailed it early on. Something is genetically amiss with Dylan M. He’s going to win it all because he’s a twofer. He’s the lib you hate, and he elicits immediate repulsive feelings towards him ever having a genetic legacy, or wasting resources that other humans might need. Pajamaboy may have a purpose in life. 1.) He needs to pour me my coffee, and 2.) if he got himself some T injections and learned game, he’s maybe salvagable as a male.
The overflowing milk of my human kindness would fill multiple Big Gulp cups for Slingblade, or a thirsty ant in the Sahara, but for Dylan, nothing.
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The overflowing milk of my human kindness would fill multiple Big Gulp cups for Slingblade, or a thirsty ant in the Sahara, but for Dylan, nothing.””””””””””””””””””’
hahahahahahahhhahahahaaha
you fucked up bastard rofl omg
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coldest put down of the millenium
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Call it like I see it rape?
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the revenant trailer holy shit when ya kind of want there to be a space in the world where shit is down to the nitty gritty just to prove yourself
got chills
need lord of the flies zones
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he said i ain’t afraid to die anymore i’ve allready done it
biting off my shit
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Watch the movie Happy People by Werner Herzog, which is about people who live in the Russian taiga and hunt and fish and trap for a living. Then go live there gsgi . Get yourself a little Bashkir girl and make babies with her.
Natural resources rape!
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i like my creature comforts too he he he
talking about for the little me’s
to go buck wild for a year
allready got the indiana jones type place to go to and almost there i think
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maybe check that out too though
might be a new intrigueing thing to learn about
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This just hit me:
Whatever happened to the third terrorist attacker in San Bernardino? Have eyewitness accounts been discredited? I know they can often be unreliable (see: “three white males” as the initial reports), but I’ve heard of little follow up.
Why was the media allowed into the terrorists’ residence two days after their attack?
I barely watch TV so I don’t know if this is being discussed but I can’t find anything on these questions. A Google news search now brings up the narrative that focuses on the fall guy – you know, the one who bought them the guns (and posed for the gay selfie).
I’m not trying to go all Fox Mulder here, but what the hell is going on.
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Dude, that is a Fivehead.
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You just got one-upped by Steve Sailer: http://www.unz.com/isteve/announcing-the-2015-male-of-the-year/
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Why do all shitlibs have black glasses, weak chins and gay face?
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I get a strong serial killer vibe from Matthews, would not fuck with the guy irl. Voted Coppins.
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Dylan looks he has AIDS and wasting disease, but I can’t see Coppins name and not hum, “a spoon full of sugar…”
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“…helps the ________ go down, the ________ go down, the _________ go doooown.” Lot’s of room here for fill-in-the-blank with that one.
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CH, you need to buy a ticket to fly to Japan. These boys need your help ASAP: “Anti-Christmas protesters calling themselves ‘Losers with Women’ marched through Tokyo’s streets Saturday, bashing the upcoming holiday as a capitalist ploy that also discriminates against singletons.”
http://news.yahoo.com/angry-single-men-stage-anti-christmas-rally-tokyo-104128179.html?soc_src=copy
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Can we get another late addition?
http://www.businessinsider.com/i-took-my-wifes-last-name-and-was-shocked-by-how-different-the-process-is-for-men-2015-12
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