By a healthy margin of victory, it’s Pajamaboy! (also known by his Valusian name Ethan Krupp)
Could it really have been anyone other than Pajamaboy? He’s emblematic of the decline of the American man to a sniveling male.
Think about this: PuffedHo, Salon, and Slate, with a combined readership in the tens of millions, are staffed almost 100% by bluehair feminists and effete manlets like Pajamaboy. These fugs and nancyboys control the vertical and the horizontal information gateways for a misshapen army of degenerate freaks oozing their id disease all across America’s fruity plains.
That’s a lot of punchable shitlib faces waiting to be caved in by your righteous fists of fuhrer. Limber up!