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Merry Christmas, Chateau Guests

December 25, 2015 by CH

And an Abo New Year!

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  1. on December 25, 2015 at 7:28 am Cap't Tautological

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    • on December 25, 2015 at 7:35 am Cap't Tautological

      These righteous Germ@n boyz grew up behind the Iron Curtain; verily the Lord works in mysterious ways:

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      • on December 25, 2015 at 7:43 am Cap't Tautological

        Sometimes I feel like losing the Great War of Northern Insanity may have been a blessing in disguise – the devastation which it wrought upon the Righteous seems to have protected them from the Unitardian Quaker Cuck-bolitionist S0d0mite Bohemian Grove Poz Nihilism which has completely decimated the minds [and castrated the ballz] of those who were cursed to be born above the Mason-Dixon Line. So count your Blessings – especially those Blessings which you don’t even realize were bequeathed to you.

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      • on December 25, 2015 at 7:45 am vicky

        Music from the Heavens.

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      • on December 25, 2015 at 9:19 am Carlos Danger

        Not at all. You have stumbled upon the German equivalent of Country and Western Music known as Volksmusik. It is a big genre in German speaking countries and there are lots of Lawrence Welk style shows every week here, especially on Sundays. Acts like this are common. The woman are all good breeding stock too.

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      • on December 25, 2015 at 9:21 am Carlos Danger

        Mass was standing room only last night in a big cathedral that holds about 1500-2000 too. Wiesbaden is a Protestant City as well. Catholics are the minority here.

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      • on December 25, 2015 at 9:44 am Greg Eliot

        If you want a blast from the past on good clean pop/folk musik aus Deutschland, do a YouTube search on Gitti & Erica.

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  2. on December 25, 2015 at 7:36 am vicky

    Merry Christmas CH and guy ๐Ÿ™‚

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    • on December 25, 2015 at 7:37 am vicky

      *guys

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      • on December 25, 2015 at 7:53 am Cap't Tautological

        And a very special Merry Christmas to this here Big Boy and to all of the righteous homeboyz in his Secret Service detail: THE DONALD AVOIDS WAITING CAMERAS AS HE ATTENDS MIDNIGHT MASS… http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3376609/posts

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      • on December 25, 2015 at 8:22 am vicky

        Good man. Bethseda By The Sea is a beautiful church. I’ve been by there when I’ve visited during vacation. It’s Episcopalian I believe but close to Trump’s place so may be where he goes when in town.

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      • on December 25, 2015 at 12:07 pm Cap't Tautological

        Let’s just pray to the Almighty that everyone in his Secret Service detail is an oath-keeper and a Truth-knower [who can see through the Poz and spot the Enemy for whom and what It is].

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    • on December 25, 2015 at 9:38 am mendo

      Merry Christmas, Vicky!

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      • on December 25, 2015 at 10:06 am vicky

        Thanks Mendo, same to you!

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  3. on December 25, 2015 at 7:48 am Some Guy

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  4. on December 25, 2015 at 8:24 am Greg Eliot

    Noel! Noel! Noel! Noel!

    And may all my enemies go to hell!

    lzozlzolzolzolzolzolzolzolzolzolzolzolozlozlozl

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    • on December 25, 2015 at 9:22 am Carlos Danger

      Ahhhh. More wisdom from my Army days….

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    • on December 25, 2015 at 11:35 pm Rick

      Greg, ive come for the CH and stayed for the GE. But as youre tending bar once again i asked for a cutty sark, and you give me cunty snark.
      Oh well f**k Merry Christmas to you and all anyway.

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      • on December 26, 2015 at 8:15 am Greg Eliot

        Alas, yet another jest fallen flat!

        Snark it may have been, but nothing cunty about it… and many a truth gets said as jest. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    • on December 26, 2015 at 5:57 am plumpjack

      time to take back Christmas:

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      • on December 26, 2015 at 8:28 am Greg Eliot

        Heh, heh… take about 40 pounds off that gut and he reminds me of the old man.

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  5. on December 25, 2015 at 8:26 am Sikafred

    God Jul

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    • on December 25, 2015 at 9:23 am Carlos Danger

      God Jul.

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  6. on December 25, 2015 at 8:27 am Greg Eliot

    Looks like the Krampus snuck in under the cover of a Santa suit.

    I wonder which store owner came up with THAT idea. ๐Ÿ˜ก

    (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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    • on December 25, 2015 at 1:55 pm Big-Al

      One big lump of coal

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  7. on December 25, 2015 at 9:14 am Canadian Friend

    Abo…aboriginal

    Abo…abominable

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  8. on December 25, 2015 at 9:25 am Carlos Danger

    Merry Christmas everyone. Even if your not a Christian, enjoy the spirit and let it wash over you anyway. Its good for the soul.

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    • on December 25, 2015 at 10:54 am Greg Eliot

      And may all your Christmases be WHITE. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    • on December 25, 2015 at 2:19 pm Sean Fielding

      Merry Christmas. It’s beautiful for us too – the huge pagan influence is a feature, not a bug.

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    • on December 26, 2015 at 1:02 am Pwn

      I don’t get the shitlibs who hate Christmas. I’m an atheist and I like it because being with family, having time off, everyone being in a better mood decorating etc are neat. One must be either lonely or have shit in his heart not to enjoy it.

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  9. on December 25, 2015 at 9:58 am Kate Minter

    lol Merry Christmas, Heart’s Ease โค

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  10. on December 25, 2015 at 10:06 am chronicalibash

    Merry Christmas to CH and my fellow Realtalkers.

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    • on December 25, 2015 at 12:29 pm Johnny Redux

      Merry Christmas, to all my brethren. Let us not repeat the mistakes of our history.

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  11. on December 25, 2015 at 10:07 am JFP

    Merry Christmas to all!

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    • on December 25, 2015 at 12:34 pm Johnny Redux

      A nice German group, Ensemble Amarcord, sings White Christmas in Germany a couple a weeks ago. A very appropriate song for Germany under the Merkel dictatorship.

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  12. on December 25, 2015 at 10:14 am A Patron of the Arts

    Happy Christmas! Equality Is Over (If You Want It).

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  13. on December 25, 2015 at 10:36 am Laguna Beach Fogey

    Merry Christmas!

    Next year in Constantinople…

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  14. on December 25, 2015 at 12:08 pm mendo

    Merry Christmas!

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  15. on December 25, 2015 at 12:12 pm Seikis

    Hey! Its Chocolate Santa!

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  16. on December 25, 2015 at 12:23 pm Ripp

    Merry Christmas, CH. Looking forward to more RealTalk in 2016.


    America’s First Family

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    • on December 25, 2015 at 1:29 pm benfromtexas

      Cool pic.

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  17. on December 25, 2015 at 12:27 pm irishsavant

    My reaction is that of the little boy in the photo.

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  18. on December 25, 2015 at 12:30 pm theasdgamer

    Merry Christmas to the Chateau!

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  19. on December 25, 2015 at 12:45 pm Johnny Redux

    Tear to my eye:

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    • on December 25, 2015 at 12:52 pm Johnny Redux

      And here’s what we’re fighting for boys, lest we forget our purpose:

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      • on December 25, 2015 at 7:38 pm ho

        You are so bathos, and you don’t even know it. ๐Ÿ˜†

        That’s some cheesy, annoying Schlagersinger from Germany. It’s like posting a pic of Taylor Swift and saying “THAT’S WHAT WE’RE FIGHTING FOR”.

        It’s the blond hair that gets your bell rung, isn’t it.

        Besides, “fighting” doesn’t mean what you think it means.

        PS: Seriously dude, Helene Fischer? Really?

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      • on December 25, 2015 at 7:52 pm PA

        Bathos? THIS is bathos. Check out this chanteuse, breaking into tears in mid-performance. The musical intro is two minutes long, she comes onstage after that. Tears flow from her and the fans.

        Hope you guys lifted today, This will zap much of your testosterone. Nonetheless, a lovely song and a lovely performer.

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      • on December 26, 2015 at 1:04 am Pwn

        Ho, she’s not even blonde. Lol

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      • on December 26, 2015 at 3:04 am Carlos Danger

        @Ho, slow down but you have a point. She’s not exactly the best representative of Aryan pride. Still Helene’s quite doable.

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      • on December 26, 2015 at 3:23 am Carlos Danger

        Mylene Farmer is too depressing for me.

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  20. on December 25, 2015 at 12:49 pm Nads

    Mummified Santa.

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  21. on December 25, 2015 at 2:55 pm freddie

    What in fucks name?????

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  22. on December 25, 2015 at 5:25 pm rpg

    That Santa is the missing link. Hes got selfies with Lucy and Cromagnon man.

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  23. on December 25, 2015 at 7:31 pm ho

    Merry Christmas fellas. (and vicky)

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    • on December 26, 2015 at 5:14 am vicky

      Back atcha Ho ๐Ÿ™‚

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    • on December 26, 2015 at 8:17 am Greg Eliot

      You the guy Santa’s been lookin’ for?

      ho-ho-ho-lzozlozlozlozlozlozlozlozlozlozl

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      • on December 26, 2015 at 8:46 am vicky

        Lol can always count on Greg for that clever wit…

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  24. on December 25, 2015 at 8:37 pm Rum

    What is worth fighting for: Alison Krauss. Judi Bowker. Candy. Any human person with Neanderthal DNA content provably above 3%.

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    • on December 26, 2015 at 9:29 am Greg Eliot

      Jackie Evancho…

      “worth fighting for” shouldn’t have anything to do with mere lust.

      And enough already with this stupid “Neaderthal” nonsense. ๐Ÿ˜ก

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  25. on December 26, 2015 at 3:05 am Carlos Danger

    Ho is our honorable Saracen who was also a member of King Arthur’s Round Table.

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  26. on December 26, 2015 at 8:41 am Hackett To Bits

    (To the tune of “Feliz Navidad” made famous by Jose Feliciano)

    ยกFeliz Navidad!
    You Gringos are bad.
    You’re making us mad
    That’s why we’re marching in the streets.

    We’re only asking for open borders
    So we can bring in our sons and daughters.
    We’re too many โ€” you can’t deport us!
    So amnesty us aaaa-lllll!

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  27. on December 26, 2015 at 1:41 pm Anonymous

    Holy shit that guy is black.

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    • on December 28, 2015 at 10:17 am The Anti-Gnostic

      Abo’s appear on the way to speciation from homo sapiens.

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