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Marriage Material Bush

January 10, 2016 by CH

A critically important topic scissored through a recent CH comment thread: What if we could view a woman’s bush as a window to her soul?

Someone posted a pic of a nude German woman in Cologne protesting against the Muslim #rapefugees. (Public nudity appears to be a favorite protest tactic of late stage Teutonic White women).

pumpanddumpbush

PA responded,

I’m being quite serious and not prurient when I say this: her protest would have more visual impact if she had a full bush rather than a shaved clam.

I can’t take a woman seriously as a woman [if] her crotch looks like an aged preteen girl’s.

Shaved vaginas have been a thing for at least a decade now, possibly longer, but no matter how many women jump on the naked mole rat bandwagon the image of a completely shorn mons veneris will always emit a perfume of puerility, a fragrance of frivolity, a scent of selfishness, an essence of egotism, an incense of immaturity, and a tang of treachery.

PA then posted a pic of a woman sporting what was in his consideration a well-formed bush, a bush that inspires men to poetic acts of devotion, and with equal emphasis exhibits by its sexy cilia both a charming, girlish vulnerability and a seductive, adult femininity.

marrybush

Tying it all together, Carlos Danger remarks,

PA, I’m old enough to remember guys who really really liked a hairy hairy bush. What you showed is a very modest and feminine natural bush. I had to point that out because no one sees it anymore. That bush is marriage material bush as a matter of fact.

A small, well-contoured, and decorously delineated bush is also a leading indicator of youth and prime fertility. That, more than any other, is the reason it is maximally arousing to the maximum number of men. A shorn bush evokes prepubescence (not good for reproduction) and a big unkempt bush is the misty jungle canopy of the aging beauty whose hormone profile tipped over and capsized into androgen-dominant, estrogen-recessive territory (also not good for reproduction).

We all know the Marry, Fuck, Kill game, right? (If you read this blog, you should.) Well, this post subject is the bush league version of that pickup game. The trim, tight and White bush in the second photo above is marriage material bush. Perfect in every way, like Baby Bear’s porridge; not too porny, not too hairy. Turns you on with just a hint of the good stuff hiding underneath, and keeps you around with its fluffily faithful promise to eschew nose piercings, tramp stamps, race cucking, and mudsharking.

The naked mole rate in the first photo is a pump and dump candidate. The non-bush is the slut’s beacon to the world’s wave-tossed cocks. Safe harbor here… for the night.

What about the type of bush that screams out “Kill me!”?

bushhead

The growly über-bush also goes by the name “antifa bush”. This is because the kudzu of beaver bush is a nightmare vision that one will often see, if one should be so unfortunate (or hard up), on antifa females (the approbation “woman” feels wrong to apply to them). (So I have been told and can easily surmise; no first-hand experience with it, thank you very much).

antifa

A hundred bucks says she’s got a woolly mammoth in her man panties. Yeeeuck. Kill. Kill. Kill the bush. Off the cliff, with a push.

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  1. on January 10, 2016 at 11:47 am Marriage Material Bush | Manosphere.com

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  2. on January 10, 2016 at 11:52 am peterike

    Cripes, is the bald freak a man or a woman? I wonder how he/she is going to feel about the “refugees” when a pack of them beat the living crap out of him/her, because it’s only a matter of time.

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 1:27 pm Captain Obvious

      I’ve seen piercings like that in German pr0n – piercings which leave the recipient badly misfigured. That sort of self-mutilation speaks of a pathological hatred of self and a nihilistic obsession with Death.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 1:30 pm Captain Obvious

        Compare the what the poor “boy” has done to his [its?] earlobes…

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 2:21 pm Captain Obvious

        That isn’t even Death Pr0n – that’s EXTINCTION PR0N – it’s a blanket declaration that “No human child will ever emerge from this birth canal.”

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 1:34 pm Axismundi

      Beatings? That just means they still care.

      500+ criminal assaults in one night and 100+ KILLED in Paris have not been enough to change their feelings.

      FEELZ UBER ALLES!

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  3. on January 10, 2016 at 12:10 pm Marriage Material Bush | Neoreactive

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 6:40 pm Vagina dominator

      I am grateful to CH for allowing the posting of my new advice re open-hand fighting, as it is quite long. It can be found at the end of the post “Alpha male of the month, let’s her and her and her fight.”

      It is mostly focused on the basic footwork involved in hitting while moving. Hope some find it useful.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 6:51 pm PA

        You may want to start a wordpress blog to compile those ling comments. They are valuable and it would be a shame to bury them under an old post on an unrelated subject.

        It’s free. Takes a few minutes to set up a blog if you have an email account. I’d visit daily if you add new posts.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 7:32 pm Vagina dominator

        @ PA. Thanks. I do play with the idea of starting a youtube channel with training videos and breakdowns and so on but I know that once I start that it will take over my life.

        @ carlos – Don’t buy a Chinese punching bag. Won’t last a week. In a good bag the fabric and sewing and the steel hanging rings must be strong. If you are rich, get leather, but vinyl bags are fine. Check out the brand at your gym.

        If you are going to live in the same place for a long time, a bigger, heavier bag is better.

        I dream of having a training space with three floor-length bags spaced as a triangle, so I can move around them, working the angles. One day.

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  4. on January 10, 2016 at 12:22 pm Humans are animals

    Why do you love pubes as a sign of maturity but hate hairy armpits?

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 12:47 pm ‘Reality’ Doug

      I suppose the essence of your implication is that bush shavin’ is a cultural construct not a biological construct. Still likely a tell of cock carousel. As for testing her fertility, I think any at all normal man has her rated for hotness=fertility before he gets a whiff of vag. Any player additionally intuits her notch count and will adjust hold time to suit, or not care until after first bang. As Krauser puts it, this is mindwank. It’s intellectual masturbation but of a kind that helps alleviate the usual variety by its study. Who the hell would marry w/o property rights? From the pics all three rate WB to me, so long as they behave good enough for carousel casual. Further expectations are foolish. The prime pubs of pic #2 will age like her ‘heart’, as if they have one.

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 9:09 pm trav777

      fuck goddamned pubic hair, or any hair on women. Keep that shit clean.

      Fuckin turks and Indians shave the hell out of it…

      guys like a hairy bush…gawd, wtf for?

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 9:49 pm A Patron of the Arts

        How about it? As an old man who remembers quite well the days of au naturale pubes, I can tell you I’m not missing them at all.

        Is anyone else here old enough to remember “crabs”? You get a dose of those and you’ll learn to appreciate a clear view of the merchandise, right quick!

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 9:54 pm emperorbane

        I’m with you. Who wants weeds around the garden? Keep it smooth and I’ll eat my breakfast off of it.

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      • on January 11, 2016 at 1:16 am spiralina

        I have nothing of substance to add, just loling at the Bane avatar commenter talking about eating pussy. Doesn’t the mask get in the way? 😀

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      • on January 12, 2016 at 1:10 am EmperorBane

        My dear fellow, what do you think it’s for?

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  5. on January 10, 2016 at 12:33 pm martin

    i hadn’t considered the pubic hair before, but I will say that just showing up nude in public for some reason to protest is enough to not be taken seriously. I can’t read german, but it doesn’t look like there is anything in there that specifies that immigrants were the cause. So feminism will continue to drive a wedge between men and women and since immigrants care nothing about feminism and can’t be arrested, they will continue to attack the single women walking around at night who couldn’t get alienated men to like them. all a nude woman protesting in public says is just ‘look at me’ and nothing more really.

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 12:39 pm skunk

      Yeah it seems the progs are trying to spin it by blaming men in general and ignoring the ethnic aspect of it. Ironically the only people who will be shamed by such tactics are the people who are not causing the problems in the first place.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 1:24 pm Captain Obvious

        In a sane world, the men in white coats would sweep in and take her off to the sanitarium for some thorazine & a padded room. And her father might very well commit suicide from the humiliation of it [Joe Kennedy Sr had Rosemary Kennedy lobotomized for far less than this]. But we don’t live in a sane world anymore, thanks to… … … [drum roll] … … … THE ESKIMO PSYCHIATRISTS.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 1:36 pm Captain Obvious

        Truth be told, the more I look at the poor girl in the pink sneakers, holding the sign, the more I simply feel sorrow for her. If she had a White Alpha Sh!tlord in her life, then she could already be the mother of two or three beautiful White children, with many more on the way. Sh!tlord, oh Sh!tlord, where art thou?

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      • on January 11, 2016 at 5:33 am tteclod

        Cap’n, are you simultaneously advocating government enforced commitment to a mental hospital and self-deliverance of white men, while complaining about Jewish influence specifically in the psychiatric profession?

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 12:39 pm martin

      thinking about it more closely, think about what this woman is saying. Don’t treat me like a sex object, but have a look at my tits, curves, and perfectly shaved vagina.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 1:37 pm Captain Obvious

        Martin, she was already very badly at-risk [of falling into mental illness], and the relentless culture indoctrination by the Eskimo Psychiatrists [and their puppets] simply pushed her over the edge into insanity.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 2:51 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

        What she is saying: “Rape me!”

        Women like that are literally asking to be raped.

        They want to be raped.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 4:06 pm Bill Brasky

        The attention whore’s sign literally says “respect us”.

        It’s beyond self parody, but what isn’t at this point…

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 12:43 pm Mistral

      The German translates as: Respect us ! We are not fair game even if we ‘re naked !

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      • on January 11, 2016 at 12:42 am Diversity Heretic

        Interesting that even political protest degenerates into attention-whoring.

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      • on January 11, 2016 at 2:34 am Glengarry

        Ah, if only the poor girl had thought to write her message in Arabic.

        Here is a thought experiment: let the entire population of Cologne gropers and rapists file past our naked moron whore girl with her placard, then ask them what the placard said. What accuracy should we expect?

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 12:44 pm greginaurora

      “Respect us! We are no fair game, even when we are naked”

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  6. on January 10, 2016 at 12:33 pm ‘Reality’ Doug

    Female libtard: Dreaming and planning lotsa swathy cockus.
    Male libtard: Dreaming and hoping a shot at vag on life support dreaming and planning lotsa swarthy cockus.
    Shitlord: Dreaming certain persons of interest will experience what Lara Logan did but all the way to the happy ending.

    Dateline: http://pagesix.com/2015/03/24/lara-logan-hospitalized-for-issues-stemming-from-sexual-assualt/

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  7. on January 10, 2016 at 12:38 pm skunk

    I’m gonna part ways with you on this one. Shaved bush is much more hygienic. The essence of a woman is in her curves, not in her body hair. Besides, in their natural state a woman has hair on her legs, pits and crotch. So removing any of it would make them look prepubescent? I don’t think so. If you need body hair to tell the difference between a girl and a woman you need more experience.

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 1:01 pm newlysharpened

      With you on this one, not much of a fan of hairy females as well

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 1:11 pm Mike Litoris

      Or stop poaching in the petting zoo…

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 1:58 pm Wackadoodles Abound

      Yep. Sometimes the blogger is right on and other times I’m like, huh? So now a woman who likes to shave is a mud shark lolololz

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 2:33 pm Ripp

      Agree with skunk.

      And I’ll add that it’s a generational and/or trend issue.

      In the 70s/80s there were plenty of eagles nest bushy sluts scampering around that weren’t innocent low notch count, but just sluts du jour.

      The shaved poon trend started in the early 90s and is more akin to fashion trends.

      A good natured women will do what her man wants. I prefer a clean shaved, body hairless women. Some men like a bush (moreso older men), some like a racing stripe or some design lol…

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      • on January 11, 2016 at 5:52 am tteclod

        “A good… woman will do what her man wants…”

        We have a word for ^^^this^^^ here: compliance. Any woman who obeys has more value that any woman who will not.

        Like a hairy crotch, but your woman shaves? Tell her to stop shaving.
        Like a smooth crotch, but your woman’s hairy? Tell her to shave. If you’re confident your preference won’t chnage, tell her to remove the hair permanently.

        Too skinny? Ask her to gain a few pounds. Too fat? Tell her to lose. Too ripped, ask her to ease the weight down. Too soft? Take her with you when you train.

        Too ignorant? Give her a newspaper (or Drudge). Too wonky? Give her cookbooks.

        Gentlemen, the color, shape, and mere existence of my wife’s crotch hair is irrelevant when she defies me.

        PS: this is why I also disagree with CH regarding religious women.

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 3:00 pm Mike

      “Besides, in their natural state a woman has hair on her legs, pits and crotch. So removing any of it would make them look prepubescent?”

      No, just the vagina. It makes them look like little girls & not in a hot way.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 3:42 pm skunk

        Perfect example here. If you think the difference between a girl and a woman is a patch of musky bush you need more up close and personal experience.

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 5:27 pm Hackett To Bits

      Historically, I don’t think hairless was a turn off.

      Classical statuaries typically featured smooth pubic areas on women, though they clearly were sexually mature. The one above dates to 1831. Classical male nudes typically featured pubes (contrast!).

      And shaving there is just wrong. I prefer that women wax, and I tell them my preference. Ask and ye shall receive…

      [CH: yeah waxing waxes shaving. stubble chafing on the shaft is a real mood killer.]

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 6:42 pm Vagina dominator

      If the bush isn’t shaved, the hair can smell a bit pissy.

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      • on January 11, 2016 at 4:34 am Nomennovum

        Electrolysis or laser beats waxing.

        In the thread where this subject was introduced, I put myself on record as preferring the bald look, for the same reason I prefer shaved pits and legs (and I hate arm hair on a woman). Nevertheless there are many holdouts out there.

        Speaking of which, I “dated” my first SJW last week. Total slut of course. Loved to take selfies. Wanted me to take pics of her naked (this was our first time meeting/”dating”/fucking). I took two pics and got bored. Anyway, unshaved cooch and she was 21 years old. I asked why and this SJW (cropped and half-bleached hair), said, “I don’t give a fuck what men want or like.” Yeah right. That’s why she’s a class A exhibitionist. Every time I told her to do something, she’d make a showoff not doing it, but within a minute or two, she’d do it anyway.

        After I was done with her, she offered to cook me dinner.

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    • on January 11, 2016 at 10:38 am Hammer of Love

      ” I’m gonna part ways with you on this one. Shaved bush is much more hygienic. ”

      Should a man shave his pubic area and chest also ? You know, for hygienic reasons. We have to be consistent with our logic don’t we ?

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      • on January 11, 2016 at 4:23 pm skunk

        No we don’t.

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  8. on January 10, 2016 at 12:38 pm greginaurora

    That’s a woman?

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 1:14 pm Anonymous

      kinda swarthy if you ask Ben Franklin

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 1:26 pm Greg Eliot

      It looks like CGI to me.

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  9. on January 10, 2016 at 12:40 pm Mistral

    CH, gotta disagree. Much prefer the puss sans bush. It’s like the chick is more naked. The whole “Oh, if you like shaved pussy you must be a pedo!” is an overplayed SJW line. They understand that women do this to please men, and therefore it is WRONG and must be SHAMED.

    SJWs want to ugly themselves up so they can pretend that men don’t like them because they are “Independent!” instead of because they’re ugly. Should women let the hair on their legs grow, too? Egad. The Goopster Paltrow says she ‘rocks a 1970s vibe down there’…and is anyone surprised that her hubby dumped her ass?

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    • on January 11, 2016 at 12:51 am Ripp

      +1

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    • on January 11, 2016 at 8:19 am Earl of Duke

      1+++

      When women urinate it doesn’t come out in a discreet stream. They literally piss all over themselves, including all over their bush, if they have one. They end up smelling like urine (plus whatever else) down there.

      Much rather have a smooth surface for them to wipe clean. If they shave, they need to do it daily and its no big deal to keep the stubble manageable.

      I’ll let men who’ve actually undergone a wax job on their pubes, vouch for that.

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    • on January 12, 2016 at 1:25 pm mendo

      The Paltrow line is brilliant. She reminds me of those hippie chicks from when I was in high school in mid-90s: dressed ratty, seldom showered, fuck deodorant, etc.

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  10. on January 10, 2016 at 12:46 pm Mistral

    The SJW want to spin this into an attack on western culture. I was listening to the BBC the other morning and they had some German femcunt on who ranted at the end of her piece about the “crimes of White men!” blah, blah, blah. They can’t tell the truth when the truth isn’t “correct”.

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  11. on January 10, 2016 at 12:57 pm Humans are animals

    Translation of the sign: Respect us! We are not a fair game, even if we are naked.

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  12. on January 10, 2016 at 12:59 pm elmertjones

    You bishes want bush? I’ll give you bush.

    googleImages(“penthouse nudes early 1970s”)

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 1:03 pm elmertjones

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  13. on January 10, 2016 at 1:08 pm Each Pond Gone

    Totally depends on the woman. Of course some will get carried away with it.

    A Texan (teen) feminist:

    “I am not hairy, I see myself as a garden, as a forest, as the geography of my homeland.”

    There’s an indescribably huge leap from garden to forest.

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  14. on January 10, 2016 at 1:11 pm rpg

    That flat hard belly is stupendous.

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  15. on January 10, 2016 at 1:13 pm Mike Litoris

    That picture looks fake to me, is there an article accompanying it? In any case, demanding respect doesn’t earn you any respect.

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 1:39 pm mendo

      Breitbart has it all.

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    • on January 11, 2016 at 8:37 pm GCM

      The photograph is totally fake–it’s a superimposed picture of a computer generated female.

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  16. on January 10, 2016 at 1:17 pm archerwfisher

    Off topic, but about star wars… to me, this after the credits scene redeems the whole movie to me.

    rey, despite all her magic sudden skills, goes to find the last great jedi, luke. and she doesn’t give him smartass comments, like she did through the whole movie. she’s had to deal with real life, and now her arrogance is gone. she finds him, he turns, doesn’t speaking. she doesnt ask a thing, she doesn’t say a word. she just takes his lightsaber–the mantle of responsibility, of power–out of her backpack and offers it to him, looking like she might sob. the symbolism of the scene…

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 1:55 pm Hesiod

      I loved that scene as it has a very “Lady of the Lake handing King Arthur Excalibur” vibe to it.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 2:04 pm archerwfisher

        more meaningful, as she is asking him to take *back* the power and responsibility.

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 2:43 pm Ripp

      Probably the only good scene of the movie. No dialogue. No cgi. Lol…

      Still doesn’t redeem:
      -forced diversity casting with out of place jive talkin groid
      -lead all powerful female that knows everything
      -evil white ben solo, who gets beat up by janitor Storm trooper ni66er and super fem rey
      -evil white boy that kills his evil white dad
      -awful recycled story

      the movie was a cultural Marxist toy and games commercial for Joosney. Was in a barnes and noble and was amazed even then at the amount of toy bobble head crap and games with Joo Wars themed.

      Meh…

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 4:15 pm The Spirit Within

        1) Who’s this “lead all-powerful female that knows everything”? Rey was a desert rat fighting for her life. Leia was barely in the movie but has always been a leader/princess.

        2) Are you offended by white patricide? Don’t read any classical stories of antiquity. Or is it because they’re white, and you want to believe that we white people “don’t do that”?

        3) Ren beat the shit out of Finn. White beats black.

        You sound like a little bitch complaining about that she didn’t get the right jar of glitter for her birthday.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 10:55 pm Ripp

        Uh oh, Sperg Within is upset about his ni66er feminist toy commercial.

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      • on January 11, 2016 at 9:43 am The Spirit Within

        You argue like a woman. Respond with facts.

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      • on January 11, 2016 at 11:07 am mmaier2112

        Sprit Within: How does this bimbo know there even IS a Jedi Mind Trick, let alone how to do it? How is she a perfect crack shot with a pistol never having fired one?

        How does a desert rat junk scavenger know how to FLY – AND WORSE – REPAIR the Falcon better than Han Solo?

        Horrifically bad writing, total Inner Goddess MarySue bullshit.

        I was amazed to find Trooper Dindu Nuffin was way low on my list of complaints about that shitty film. I was more annoyed that the first person to pick up a gun in defense of the settlement in the opening scene …. was a woman.

        I do find it hilarious that Jimmy Kimmel felt the need to talk about the ROK boycott, though. That’s all kinds of awesome.

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      • on January 11, 2016 at 4:59 pm Ripp

        Strapon:

        Here’s a fact: you’re the jizz rag sh1t bucket of this blog. You’ve tooled yourself so many times we should call you Strapon Depot Hardware.

        We’re talking about a stupid movie. But when we discuss real issues you consistently get fisted with facts.

        Until next time strapon. Lolz…

        Factual rape!

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 3:47 pm skunk

      That scene was not after the credits.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 4:13 pm titanic

        I choked up two times during the movie, in spite of myself. The first while whispering the words of the opening crawl to my son sitting next to me … the second during this scene. The opening notes of the “Force Theme” as Rey extends the light saber just killed me.

        My dad took me to the first movie when I was 4, a week after it came out.. So I’ve grown up with it (though I’ve never been a Star Wars supergeek). The predictability with which I reacted to that final scene reminded me of the predictability with which women react to game.

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    • on January 11, 2016 at 10:12 am Corvo

      Congratulations — you forked over your presumably hard-earned cash to the Eskimos for more dindu-fetish anti-white propaganda films.

      I’m glad you got some sci-fi tingles out of one scene, anyway.

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      • on January 11, 2016 at 6:48 pm archerwfisher

        Lmao… actually, I didn’t see it in theaters, or pay to see it.

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      • on January 11, 2016 at 7:59 pm Corvo

        “actually, I didn’t see it in theaters, or pay to see it”

        Good answer.

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  17. on January 10, 2016 at 1:17 pm Bob

    I need to weigh-in on the side of very short trim, especially in blondes and Asians. Asians, to their credit, are almost completely hairless, legs, armpits, and all, but the bush is like a brillo pad. It’s like someone taped a mouse right above target. Brunettes, it looks weird if they go shaved, because the hair-producing skin is a little darker. But blondes look great with a high and tight, just a scissors cut, no need for wax or razors.

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  18. on January 10, 2016 at 1:17 pm Johnny Redux

    Where does the “Jeb!” Bush fit into all of this?

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 2:19 pm PA

      He’s a rancid taco.

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  19. on January 10, 2016 at 1:18 pm a

    Nigger. CNN tried to hide a race, but look carefully at the fingers and fingernails at one point. http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2016/01/09/passengers-restrain-woman-flight-pkg.wgn

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  20. on January 10, 2016 at 1:26 pm NIGGER BALL

    Niggers. Read carefully.

    http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/2606503-disgraceful-bengals-loss-in-ugly-playoff-could-cost-coach-marvin-lewis-his-job?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial

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  21. on January 10, 2016 at 1:32 pm Greg Eliot

    Damn, boys… do I have to do all the heavy lifting ’round chere?

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  22. on January 10, 2016 at 1:35 pm mendo

    Somehow, I had a sneaking suspicion that this would be a topic worthy of a post.

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 1:45 pm Greg Eliot

      And quickly too… no beating around the bush.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 1:46 pm Greg Eliot

        Or pussy-footin’ around.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 2:22 pm Mike Litoris

        Hah! Rimshot!

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 2:33 pm PA

        She was later arrested for VAGrancy.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 2:37 pm PA

        She thought the carrollers were singing “Stille Nackt.”

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 3:53 pm Philomathean

        Seriously, the thread hadn’t even had a chance to clam up.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 11:54 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

        I’ve seen better snatch in a Crossfit gym.

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 2:28 pm Greg Eliot

      The gal in question surely has no hidden pudenda… eh, agenda.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 2:55 pm mendo

        Her name’s Dolores.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 2:59 pm PA

        Now that’s thinking outside the box.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 3:52 pm realgaryseven

        You meant that clitorally.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 3:54 pm PA

        Beavery careful around a girl like her.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 5:26 pm Bill Brasky

        This calls for a hoe down!

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 8:44 pm Greg Eliot

        Just goes to show… there’s a vas deferens between men and women.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 11:50 pm RP

        Nothing new about twat.

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 8:38 pm Greg Eliot

      T’aint a bad response.

      You have all learned well, young Pad-uans… my work here is nearly done.

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  23. on January 10, 2016 at 1:51 pm Tam the Bam

    Let’s hear it for the El Nino effect. Lets thinner women stand around in the scud, in Germany, in January, even if it stiffens the nips a bit.
    If this is global warming, I’m off to buy a sack of housecoal.

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  24. on January 10, 2016 at 1:52 pm Enore Yalden

    Personally, while I can remember when some rarely shaved down there, I personally find a hairy bush disgusting and it pretty much negates my interest in having sex with a woman if she isn’t shaved / waxed. To me, it’s an indicator of grooming and attention to detail – the equivalent of makeup and hair.

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  25. on January 10, 2016 at 1:56 pm Anonymous

    Skanks name is milo moire, a quick look at her twatter (he he) acc shows she has no probs pointing her cunt at the camera.

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  26. on January 10, 2016 at 2:00 pm cogs of zog

    chia bush. you know you want it.

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  27. on January 10, 2016 at 2:40 pm Cloudswrest

    Then there’s Sativa from Domai. https://www.google.com/search?q=sativa+domai&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiSnKSCmqDKAhXGKyYKHaS3AK4Q_AUIBygB&biw=1149&bih=539#imgrc=_

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 2:58 pm elmertjones

      Wholesome. Thanks.

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  28. on January 10, 2016 at 2:41 pm pithom

    The woman isn’t German in ancestry.

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    • on January 11, 2016 at 5:01 am dfsfeaf

      She’s Slovak/Spanish in ancestry, and Swiss in nationality.

      Anyone stating that she’s German is sloppily way off base.

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    • on January 12, 2016 at 5:10 pm Olay Dave

      Whatever….her nipples are way too small!

      Looks like they are painted on dabs of color. Real women have aureolea!

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      • on January 12, 2016 at 5:29 pm 88

        her nipples probably look so small because she has implants. i’ve noticed that before with fake ones. they have the small nipples that come with the itty bitties so they look out of proportion when they go bigger

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  29. on January 10, 2016 at 2:48 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

    Bush > shaved. Always.

    Glad to see I’m not alone in this preference.

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 3:01 pm Mike

      Early 90’s Playboy style bush

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    • on January 11, 2016 at 1:34 am 88

      i’m with you on this one. i don’t like things out of control down there but anything more than a little trimmed up is too bare for me.

      pretty sure it’s generational and people who like it all bare are into it because that’s what they are used to.

      they are also probably expected to go down on their girls all the time since that’s what men are expected to do now.

      i suppose i can see why the bare vag would preferable when you have to do that to keep your girl happy all the time. but i very rarely if ever do that with my girl so it’s really a non-issue for me.

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      • on January 12, 2016 at 5:12 pm Olay Dave

        Tongue-tied are ya?

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      • on January 12, 2016 at 5:31 pm 88

        nah, just have better things to do with my time and my girl has no complaints.

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  30. on January 10, 2016 at 3:18 pm MMA

    At least she isn’t fat.

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  31. on January 10, 2016 at 3:35 pm PA

    That antifa photo is Strapon with one of her “plates.”

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 4:03 pm Philomathean

      That creature is hideous.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 4:05 pm PA

        She is a spokesmodel for anti-racism and I support that message.

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      • on January 11, 2016 at 4:44 am Nomennovum

        Huh? I googled her and, especially with long hair, she is very pretty. Clearly crazy, but hot.

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    • on January 11, 2016 at 10:17 am Corvo

      Strapon in all her 6’2″ Nordic glory

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  32. on January 10, 2016 at 3:59 pm Philomathean

    The woman in the second photo has an attractive bush. What I can’t accept is hair on the pussy lips.

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  33. on January 10, 2016 at 4:02 pm Ripp

    http://www.thelocal.fr/20160107/two-jailed-after-attempted-gang-rape-on-paris-train

    #Rapefugees

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  34. on January 10, 2016 at 4:37 pm tteclod

    I prefer naked mole rat.

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  35. on January 10, 2016 at 4:47 pm Marriage Material Bush | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  36. on January 10, 2016 at 4:58 pm walawala

    Weirdest game moment this past year…28 year old HB7 I was banging for a while, quiet, a bit nerdy but open to trying new things came over. I pulled off her clothes and was so put off by her bush—which looked like a badger had made a nest in her crotch—that I shaved it off. It was like shearing a sheep. But she got more and more turned on having a razor that close.

    It took an hour. But afterwards she was so turned on she blew me ( a first for her) and I banged her brains out.

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 5:51 pm Steve

      how did it take an hour? were you banging bigfoot?

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 6:52 pm Vagina dominator

      @walawala

      Man, that Chinese bush. Hairless arms and legs but a mink-black Punxsutawney Phil in their lap.

      I used to be ruthlessly intolerant of it. If they failed the initial inspection, I’d herd them straight into the shower to get things in order. The shocked looks, “You carry a razor in your briefcase?” Ha ha ha.

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      • on January 10, 2016 at 6:53 pm Vagina dominator

        And yeh, they love the shaving process.

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  37. on January 10, 2016 at 5:49 pm Steve

    What i’ve got to say about the second bush up: ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY.

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  38. on January 10, 2016 at 5:53 pm Steve

    Shaved vaginas are boring. I guess they have some novelty value but they’re basically nowhere near as sexy as some bush. I heard a guy put it like this once: they’re more inviting.

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    • on January 11, 2016 at 1:14 am carlos danger

      On a purely pratical level, pubic hair serves as a lubricant.

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      • on January 12, 2016 at 5:16 pm Olay Dave

        On a purely practical level, pubic hair serves as a lubricant-holder. FIFY!

        I never use pubic hair in my car’s engine, its a terrible lubricant!

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  39. on January 10, 2016 at 6:04 pm bucky

    isn’t the girl in the pink shoes just basically saying “check out my rocking bod”? that’s what i got out of it.

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    • on January 11, 2016 at 7:49 pm Bill Brasky

      Yup – it’s the entire foregrounded subtext

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  40. on January 10, 2016 at 6:11 pm PA

    “Dutch women sing a welcome song for their Muslim invaders.” (Twitter)

    Their average age hovers just under 50 when you don’t include the handful of children that were dragged to that sad event.

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 6:24 pm PA

      Looking at them and also thinking of other ageing female SJWs of my acquaintance, I understand a healthy society’s innate wariness of the spinster. I even understand why they called them witches and executed them.

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  41. on January 10, 2016 at 6:16 pm Dvdivx

    I need bigger pics of said bushes because the current pics are too damn small. Personally I prefer the airplane strip for my landings.

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 9:56 pm emperorbane

      If you’re landing your airplane there then you’ve overshot the runway.

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      • on January 11, 2016 at 7:49 am Nads

        emperorbane – well said.

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  42. on January 10, 2016 at 7:48 pm HowlingManTodd

    This doctor truly internalized the Poon Commandments:

    http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/01/celebrity-surgeon-nbc-news-producer-scam

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  43. on January 10, 2016 at 8:11 pm Sgt. Joe Friday

    I am sure I’m older than the average reader here (I’m 58), but a well rendered bush is a turn on.

    Look, guys like variety. Where is the variety in bald pussies? When I was young, part of the fun was finding out if the “carpet matched the drapes.” And here in southern California, you’ve got every imaginable type of snatch available. True blonde? Real redhead? Yes and yes.

    Is she Hispanic? Then it’s likely she’s got a bush, but not too thick. Asian? It depends on where her tribe is from: Chinese not too thick, Japanese a jungle.

    I dated a gal a long time ago who had a really thick bush when we first met. When we hooked up again a few years later she’d trimmed it real close, but not bald. Both styles looked great to me.

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 9:11 pm Mobutu

      The “True Blonde” question…

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 10:08 pm emperorbane

      True about slogging through the Japanese jungle. Then again the Japanese were always superb jungle fighters. Maybe they feel nostalgic about the war in the Pacific.

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  44. on January 10, 2016 at 8:12 pm Barry

    This picture of the naked protestor in Cologne and the Berlin lady last week who took in the bearded Syrian…plus the attractive Cologne blond who was assaulted and is enjoying her 15 minutes…just underlines how fit and slender European women are. It is even better in Eastern Europe. After spending 2 weeks in Moscow last year ..on my first night back in D.C. I nearly cried.

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    • on January 11, 2016 at 1:16 am carlos danger

      Know the feeling. It becomes even more glaringly obvious when you bring one back too.

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  45. on January 10, 2016 at 8:42 pm Artful Ares

    Explain the Greek and Roman and neoclassical nude in the art. Are their not warrior enough?

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  46. on January 10, 2016 at 8:44 pm Truth

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    • on January 10, 2016 at 10:29 pm Mistral

      “White Privilege” is having a 100 IQ and a 50-50 shot of having both your parents. Nothing more.

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    • on January 11, 2016 at 8:39 pm GCM

      Rape culture does not observably exist.

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  47. on January 10, 2016 at 8:51 pm Does Merkel Hate Germany? | Chateau Heartiste | The Americanist

    […] Marriage Material Bush » […]

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  48. on January 10, 2016 at 9:01 pm jrackl

    The best explanation in only two minutes of the #refugeeswelcome (not the hashtag itself, that’s proven to have originated in USA/England, but the psychosexual impulse that made it a reality):

    (the subtitles get more legible towards the middle.)

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    • on January 11, 2016 at 10:08 am Corvo

      Normally I can’t stand watching this type of dindu-fetishism video, but you’re right, this vid is a great one to shiv all the fatties carrying on about #refugeeswelcome

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  49. on January 10, 2016 at 9:07 pm Mobutu

    That anti-nazi patch is some of the dumbest shite ever. Yeah, the SS is always running around…

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  50. on January 10, 2016 at 9:51 pm emperorbane

    If earring boy is going to all that trouble he might as well carry a screwdriver and a set of spanners in there. Make himself useful.

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  51. on January 10, 2016 at 10:21 pm Dude

    Dang, I thought there’d be at least a few dozen winter bush pics by now up in the comments. Cmon dudes don’t let me down…

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    • on January 11, 2016 at 5:59 pm The Other Anonymous

      Here ya go Dude

      http://eroticlass.tumblr.com/post/114460412426

      [CH: very niiiice]

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      • on January 12, 2016 at 1:23 pm mendo

        Thanks for this!

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  52. on January 10, 2016 at 11:30 pm bubo

    The first chick looks fucking plastic. Like a unclothed barbie. I honestly thought it was a doll at first. No hips either.

    Another vote for a healthy bush.

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  53. on January 10, 2016 at 11:50 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

    I did some research on that nude Swiss protester, Milo Moira, and in other photos she does sport bush. As far as European naked performance artists go, she’s rather cute.

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    • on January 11, 2016 at 9:07 am Sean Fielding

      Soros’ performance artistes and youth-lustful teachers add to what the ad industry has always known: in any circumstance, people favor attractive women.

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  54. on January 11, 2016 at 12:12 am Friedrich

    What is this, an 80 IQ woman? THOSE WHO DID THE RAPING DON’T KNOW GERMAN!
    Sheesh, how dumb do you have to be?

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  55. on January 11, 2016 at 1:02 am carlos danger

    Her sign says: Respect us! we are not game to be poached, even if we’re naked!

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  56. on January 11, 2016 at 2:54 am whorefinder

    Bush or no bush isn’t that big a deal to me—-

    it’s whether she grooms her self.

    Females who groom themselves are trying to please men. It’s an innate impulse. They will be better odds for long term mates than women who think it’s a “waste of time” and either let it get scraggly or else pull the laser/wax thing just to get rid of it.

    Women who take pleasure in being women—which includes grooming themselves for men and cleanliness—are exhibiting a social-family impulse. Those who do not are exhibiting that their genes are poison and anti-social and should be avoided.

    Evolution rape!

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    • on January 11, 2016 at 5:20 am Tamir Pardo

      Utter nonsense. Put it into historical perspective test and see if it stands:

      Women in yesteryear decades mostly sported hairy bushes/armpits and yet exhibited far higher social-family impulses then do squeaky clean women of today.

      Or,

      make a quick comparison between French and American women of today:

      French women are far more lax with their grooming than are American women, but are still far more feminine and familial than American women.

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      • on January 11, 2016 at 7:14 pm whorefinder

        “Lax”does not equal “hairy” moron.

        Whether with hair or without, it’s about the time and effort the woman personally puts into keeping it neat, clean, and inviting.

        Missed the message rape!

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  57. on January 11, 2016 at 10:57 am mmaier2112

    I love a big, thick, natural muff. It just looks more womanly to me. And if she’s hygienic, the scent is amazing when she’s hot and wet.

    Of course, I’m interested in banging a broad that doesn’t shave her pits – at least once for testing purposes – so I’m an outlier.

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  58. on January 11, 2016 at 1:36 pm Frank Lee

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  59. on January 11, 2016 at 5:35 pm Tom

    All these 70s retreads on here need to get a life … Hellllooooo, women started shaving in the eighties, guys.

    Pubic hair is just.absolutely.disgusting on chicks.

    Rarely come across one nowadays, but the 1st thing I do with a new chick who hasn’t got the message, and has cunnilingius-inhibiting hair down there: is do a sensuous shaving session, then we keep it clean as long as the relationship continues.

    Haven’t actually had this happen, but a girl refusing to shave would be reason for a hard Next.

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    • on January 12, 2016 at 1:11 pm Arbiter

      Aside from the “helllooooo” I agree. But it’s a pretty safe bet that many regular posters don’t get laid, so they’ll score points by being holier-than-thou in the political department as it pertains to sex. No skin off their backs since they aren’t part of the dating scene.

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  60. on January 12, 2016 at 1:09 pm Arbiter

    (Public nudity appears to be a favorite protest tactic of late stage Teutonic White women).

    You mean like the feminists in Pussy Riot, who gain attention by baring their breasts? No, those are Slavs, the cheapest refuge of PUA gurus, so they can’t be criticized.

    Maybe like the feminists in Italy who protested at the swearing in of the Pope by baring their breasts? No, those are Meds – it’s North European women who must be the target, since American PUAs can’t get them. So they have to make up whatever shit they can and be extremely selective in what they see of the world – just like leftists. The jealousy and the hatred mirrors the Jewish jealousy and hatred of Germanics, and the more general non-White jealousy and hatred of Whites.

    Or maybe CH has some info that shows Germanic women to be more feminist/leftist. Regardless of the fact that Catholics are far more leftist than Protestants, and that Slavs immigrating to Western Europe overwhelmingly support the Left since that’s what holds the door open for more immigration and more benefits.

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  61. on January 13, 2016 at 4:31 am Michael

    I prefer bush as well, no hair down there is too much like pedophilia and turns me off greatly

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