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Guess Who Doesn’t Hoverhand?

January 14, 2016 by CH

Recall the hoverhand. It’s a physical tell of beta male awkwardness and psychological discomfort around women. Chicks assuredly do not dig it, because chicks have a finely tuned receiver for body language cues that reveal a man’s mate value. The male hoverhand says to girls, “I do not get laid much, and I am really desperate and horny for female love. Will you choo choo choose me? Please excuse my flushed face, I just got finished fapping to 31 tabs of porn.”

Appositely, you will never see an alpha male hoverhand. The confident, experienced gentleman has no trouble resting his hands on women’s supple flesh, even women he just met. And women love him for this, because his poised palming bespeaks a winner who gets laid a lot, who is not desperate for female attention, and who doesn’t fear potential rejection from women who may initially flinch under his brash brace.

Guess who doesn’t hoverhand?

That’s right. Donald “My Hand Will Claim Your Body Like Columba’s Guac Claimed Jeb’s Heart” Trump.

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Trump’s got his hands around the waists of two cuties, and there’s no air between his palms and their bodies. Not even his fingertips hover. The alpha male takes ownership of women, and Trump is doing that here. (FYI, women love to be owned by a powerful man.)

Also notice that Trump is employing the “flirting” hand position. Not too presumptuous (like the hineyhand), not too sheepish (like the friend hand). And certainly not the virgin hand. You can accuse Trump of many things, but you can’t say he’s an incel beta male. Trump’s flirt mode is always on, whether it’s directed at Hooters girls or at American voters.

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Since we’re on the topic of Trump and his ability to put on a daily clinic in Game principles and tactics, reader Travis writes,

Hailey accuses Trump of being “angry” and tells the people to ignore him. Trump agrees and amplifies…

http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/01/13/trump-3/

His response is basically, “You’re damn right I’m angry. I’m angry about how this country is being run. And so are the American people. Anger is good. Anger is what this country needs.”
I know it started out as a joke, but I’m really starting to believe that either Trump, or one of his aides is a Chateau lurker.

I was recently emailed by an anonymous admirer who said he/she has insider access to Trump’s campaign and that there were at least two Trumpites who read this YUGE, BEAUTIFUL blog. I can’t verify the truth of the assertion, so take it for what it is (100% TRUE).

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  1. on January 14, 2016 at 7:33 am Kate Minter

    “…that there were at least two Trumpites who read this YUGE, BEAUTIFUL blog.”

    Hootay!

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 9:09 am LB

      “…that there were at least two Trumpites who read this YUGE, BEAUTIFUL blog.”

      If true, then what we see is a no-kidding, real-life science experiment about how well Game “works” (in realms other than the purely sexual).

      Personally, I really can’t fathom the idea that there are successful, intelligent young men who HAVEN’T encountered the Chateau. I’ve been reading faithfully since 2008.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 9:12 am Captain Obvious

      TED CRUZ DIDN’T DISCLOSE $1 MILLION LOAN FROM GOLDMAN SACHS FOR HIS FIRST SENATE CAMPAIGN http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3383473/posts

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 9:15 am Captain Obvious

        Goldman Sachs, rhymes with Tucker Max, owns Rafael “Ted Cruz” Cuba, bought and paid for. GBFM, where art thou, oh captain, my captain?

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 10:44 am Captain Obvious

        If Maria Bartiromo & Neil Cavuto, of Fuchs Bidness Channel, are honest moderators [yeah, phat chance of that], then they will grill each candidate on precisely their connections to the banksters [Goldman Sachs – Rafael “Ted Cruz” Cuba, Lehman Bros – El Jebbe & the mailman’s son]. I’m actually mildly curious as to whom The Donald uses as financiers, and if I were The Donald, then I’d have some good answers prepared.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 7:32 pm DG

        http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/ashley-olsen-murder-suspect-arrested-american-artist-died-after-being-strangled-in-italy-w161694

        Mandingo PUA game strikes again!

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 4:31 pm The Other Anonymous

      These Hooter gals are from Atlantic City – and Trumps’ casino was the biggest employer in that town with some 6,000 people on it’s payroll. Every maid, barman and waiter revered him – and would tell you ‘Don’t shake his hand – He hates that’. You weren’t supposed to touch his hand – but, if he shoved it down one of these girls orange shorts while taking a picture – they’d have felt as if Michelangelo had painted them into the cupola of the Sistine Chapel.

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      • on January 16, 2016 at 7:01 am Kate Minter

        lol

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 7:45 pm jOHN MOSBY

      Make that 3 , ma’am.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 7:52 pm jOHN MOSBY

        Sorry to reply to my reply, but make that 4. The wife is on board with the Trump,you damn betcha.

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  2. on January 14, 2016 at 7:38 am Wrong Side of History

    If Trump came out and read the Fourteen Words, I think I’d worship him as a living deity.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 8:27 am Greg Eliot

      Hell, if he merely said “White children” I’d dance a hora down at the polling place.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 8:56 am Sentient

        foook…!!!! You both suck, coffee all over me monitor… LOL

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 1:11 pm Marc

        Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude …

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 1:13 pm Marc

        crap, last reply meant for Greg.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 4:12 pm Greg Eliot

        Wha? Every time someone micturates on a thread, I’m responsible?

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 4:53 pm Hugo Stiglitz

        “Wha? Every time someone micturates on a thread, I’m responsible?”

        Aw, fuck it. That’s your answer..that’s your answer for everything!

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 5:42 pm Greg Eliot

        I’m a brother shamus.

        You’re… an Irish monk?

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 10:08 pm Marc

        That thread really tied the room together …

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 11:07 am Marc

      Perhaps, as Savitri Devi wrote of the one she called “HIM” — Trump is an avatar of Vishnu?

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:21 pm Greg Eliot

        You vish.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:59 pm mendo

        Trump’s no son of a vish.

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  3. on January 14, 2016 at 7:38 am elmertjones

    This election will be an epic contest between the CEO and the HR lady.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 8:46 am Chase

      I continue to believe HRC won’t be the D nominee. I don’t think the DOJ will indict, but I can see an inside discussion between the admin and the bitch, and her dripping due to health reasons (totally legitimate – she obviously had a stroke or something more serious than they are disclosing).

      I think it’s Biden.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 8:56 am CBR600RR_Rider

        the c*nt will throw a hissy fit of the century if that is the case. what would i give to the a fly on the wall…

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 9:13 am Greg Eliot

        Biden? Hell, haven’t the Dems got any other ward heelers shufflin’ ’round?

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 9:52 am Mandy been here a while

        I’ve never understood the theory that Biden is some kind of secret weapon to save the Democratic Party. Does he have an army of supporters out there hiding?

        The clintons own the party and will fit the results somehow. The dead will be voting twice this time around.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 11:12 am Captain Obvious

        There is no honor among thieves. If the DEMs sense that Hillary Rotten Cl!tless can’t win, then they’ll throw her overboard, and substitute Joe Biden or Al Gore or Jerry Brown. The huge dilemma for Director Tamir Pardo will be if his cousin Bernie has enough votes to secure the nomination, heading into the convention; Pardo & the Uber-Sanhedrin will have to decide whether to kick Bernie out of the Igloo, or to stick with Bernie and overplay their hand.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 11:15 am Captain Obvious

        If 0bama & Valerie Jarrett attempt to play kingmakers here, then I would strongly urge them to consider the power of the Uber-Sanhedrin in all of this – 0bama & Valerie have never crossed their puppetmasters before, and they have no idea how to play hardball in that league – the combined forces of the NSA & the CIA & the DOJ probably wouldn’t be enough to guarantee victory in that battle.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 8:14 pm Anonymous

      I’m stealing this quote.

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  4. on January 14, 2016 at 7:40 am Guess Who Doesn’t Hoverhand? | Neoreactive

    […] Guess Who Doesn’t Hoverhand? […]

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  5. on January 14, 2016 at 7:44 am racerxx

    I love his Hailey response. Agree and amplify.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 8:28 am Greg Eliot

      In this instance, it’s a gimme… which one of us HASN’T said, at one time or another “You’re DAMN RIGHT I’m mad.”

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 8:43 am PA

        Those of us who hadn’t said “damn right I’m mad!” when we should have did so because the word “angry” had become pathologized, like “hate.”

        Reclaiming “angry” is a revolutionary act.

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  6. on January 14, 2016 at 7:52 am Dissident Cipher

    Check this out. http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/01/14/suspect-reportedly-detained-in-murder-american-woman-in-italy.html A classic coal-cuck killing!

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  7. on January 14, 2016 at 7:55 am Corvo

    Reposting here:

    Well, CO – you were right to harp on the Ted Cruz / G0ldm4n S@chs issue:

    Ted Cruz Didn’t Disclose Loan From Goldman Sachs for His First Senate Campaign

    http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/14/us/politics/ted-cruz-wall-street-loan-senate-bid-2012.html?_r=0

    Coming out now, this close to the Iowa caucus … I think this seals it for Der Trump in Iowa.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 8:08 am Wrong Side of History

      I doubt this ruins Cruz with evangelicals.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 8:23 am Hitfan

        The establishment cuckservatives are ingratiating themselves with th Christian conservatives. Should they be called cuckstians?

        Trump is as solid a conservative as you can be on the subject of immigration. if he does not run as a pure social or economic conservative is only to give himself breathing space in the general.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 8:29 am Greg Eliot

        Someone should read those so-called Christians a few passages of Scripture about Mammon.

        (((shakin’ mah haid over “evangelicals”)))

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 10:58 am LB

        if he does not run as a pure social… conservative is only to give himself breathing space in the general.

        I hope this is true, but I’m not convinced. I haven’t heard the Trump campaign mutter so much as a word against the homosexual nonsense, even though if he did he’d sew up the Christian vote so fast it’d spin your head. It makes me think he’s secretly sympathetic.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 11:15 am khorne

        Cruz and his supporters are not cucks. They’re the Reagan legacy. And Trump is the second choice of many Cruz supporters. Hell, I bet Trump is Ted Cruz’s second choice.

        Cruz lacks charisma. It would be a yuge mistake to nominate him. But he is reliably anti-establishment and has a solid record on immigration (despite Cucko Rubio’s lying ads) and would make a great Attorney General or Supreme Court justice.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 11:21 am Captain Obvious

        GE, THE ESKIMOS ARE THE PHARISEES. The Sadduccees went extinct, doubtless because Phariseeical butchers like Saul of Tarsus were waging an existential Holodomor against them.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 11:23 am khorne

        The Pharisees were the religious legalists and the Saducees were the religious liberals. Both still exist among Jews

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 11:29 am Captain Obvious

        “Reagan”. LOL’ed. Rafael “Ted Cruz” Cuba brought s0d0mite CHIEF JUSTICE JOHN PHAGBERTS into the Dubya-43 Admin, and Rafael worked furiously to get Phagberts confirmed by the Senate. Goldman Sachs + Ph@gberts == Eskimos + B0hemian Gr0ve S0d0mites.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 11:32 am khorne

        Phagberts lied to us. So did Kennedy and Souter.

        We got lucky with Scalia and Thomas and Alito. I’m sure Cruz helped push some of them too.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 11:32 am Captain Obvious

        JESUS H CHRIST, you people are biblically illiterate. The Sadduccees were Jesus’s people. The Pharisees were Jesus’s enemies, whom he spent his entire career castigating. The Sadduccees were completely EXTINCT and written out of the historical record by 70AD – either they were in hiding as Christians [possibly being sheltered by Mediterranean Greeks or Romans], or else they were butchered by Phariseeical Nihilists like Saul of Tarsus.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 11:36 am Captain Obvious

        Also, Rafael’s specialty in the 2000 Bush Campaign included IMMIGRATION POLICY, where he and this guy named “KARL ROVE” had a brilliant idea to INCREASE MUSLIM IMMIGRATION, and Bush campaigned on friendliness to Muslims and shortly after his inauguration, began to relax immigration [& security] standards.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 11:38 am Captain Obvious

        Goldman Sachs + Muslim Immigration + Chief Justice John Phagberts == {MOSSAD} + {HOUSE OF SAUD} + {BOHEMIAN GROVE S0D0MITES}.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 11:45 am khorne

        That Cruz wanted to increase Muslim immigration is a serious accusation and if true would change my opinion of him.

        But some people make mistakes and change their minds,and Cruz isn’t the only one.

        https://www.conservativereview.com/commentary/2016/01/trumps-questionable-political-history

        Interesting piece about Trump’s changing positions. I suspect he has learned a lot over the last 5 years, and that he dropped the PC facade and started saying exactly what he thinks when he ran for president.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:18 pm Greg Eliot

        Bottom-line is this: Is a guy named Cruz gonna stop Hispanics from entering this country?

        In the end, folks never go against their own kind, unless they is WHITE.

        And since the Hispanics aren’t going to be curtailed, neither is any other nonWhite, so there’s the Muslim issue again… although we’ll still be up to our ears in dindus claiming to be half-assed muslims.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:33 pm Captain Obvious

        Before he sold out [i.e. back when I used to read him], Steve Sellout Sailer posted multiple essays on the 2000 Bush Campaign’s outreach to Muslims: https://www.google.com/?#q=muslim+2000+bush+site:isteve.blogspot.com

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:38 pm Captain Obvious

        If I were The Donald’s peeps, then I would be working overtime on themes and imagery and documentation of Rafael “Ted Cruz” Cuba’s work with KARL ROVE in domestic policy for the 2000 Bush Campaign [to include Muslim immigration], and then Rafael’s subsequent effort to bring John Phagberts into the Dubya-41 Admin & to elevate Phagberts to the SCOTUS. The GOP base despises Karl Cuckrl Rove and John Phagberts.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:41 pm khorne

        The sellouts were never conservative anyway. Shitlords do not sell out.

        If once you start down the shitlord path, forever will it dominate your destiny.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 8:23 am Greg Eliot

      I heard this morning that one of the hillbillies from Duck Dynasty just endorsed Cruz… the latter supposedly was out on a hunt with the clan.

      Maybe this was a quid pro quo for letting them stay on the air, after the old man ranted about queers?

      Just goes to show… even the reddest necks turn blue when you dangle green in front of ’em. 😡

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 9:11 am LB

        Good grief, endorsing Cruz doesn’t make a person “blue”.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 11:54 am plumpjack

        those guys aren’t clued in at all. I know a lot of those duck dynasty types and they’re still in “protect-our-women-and-children” beta provider mode. they haven’t the faintest awareness of how the fact women, THEIR AMERICAN women, are they’re adversaries, voting side by side with the nogs and illegals. they all pass around porn of ‘liberated’ white girls then still hold onto the fantasy of womens’ purity. it’s baffling. true-blue pillers

        found this inspiring rallying cry over at American thinker:
        http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2016/01/the_lefts_endgame_hits_the_wall.html

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:10 pm khorne

        what an excellent article, thanks for the link. lots of great stuff on American Thinker.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 4:47 pm Big-Al

        Well hopefully I can be the Southern duck hunter exception to the rule. F*ck the establishment. Thay being said, I know many a BP white knight redneck…cuck dynasty

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 4:49 pm Anonymous

        @plumpjack Some bracing stuff in there.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 6:33 pm plumpjack

        “Cuck Dynasty” – LOL’ed

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      • on January 15, 2016 at 10:39 am Big-Al

        LOL it really is a stereotype though. Most of them are hard for Cruz

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 11:21 am cincinnatus

      RealClearPolitics has Trump ahead of Cruz in Iowa now.

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    • on January 16, 2016 at 1:26 am Coldwarvet

      @ Hitman: “cuckstains” FIFY

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  8. on January 14, 2016 at 8:02 am Some Guy

    I posted this before, but a good way to prevent hoverhands is to put your hands behind your back as your default stationary pose. If your hands are kept out of the way like that, then they can’t be hoverhands. This is also a very confident pose and will transmit alphatude. Just make sure that when you do it you’re holding one hand in the other rather than grasping one wrist with the other hand, as the latter is much more of a defensive pose which, needless to say, does not transmit alphatude.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 8:42 am Mel Gibson

      This is good advice.

      I also like to put them on my waist, thus making my elbows stick out and I take up more space.

      When I first studied body language (thank you, CH), I forced myself to put my hands on my waist or clasped behind my back. Now, I just do it instinctively. Perfect example of “fake it ’til you make it.”

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 9:03 am CBR600RR_Rider

        alternatively, i cross them over my chest, pushing biceps and triceps out a bit 🙂 head held high, and a shit lord smirk.

        or down and a bit out like i’m gesturing “what?!” if you know what i mean

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:42 pm Captain Obvious

        As a tradcon, my big problem with sliding my hand into the small of a girlz’s back is that at that point I’m gonna tap it [the sale being already assumed signed sealed and delivered] – but what if she’s some other dude’s wife? As a tradcon, putting my hands on another man’s woman is a place I can’t go.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:45 pm Captain Obvious

        If we’re at a tuxedo/evening-dress event, and the champagne is flowing, and I’m sliding my hand in the small of some beeyotch’s back, then it won’t be but a few minutes later that the two of us are rutting furiously in the coatroom.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 8:59 am Laguna Beach Fogey

      Also make sure you stand up straight when you do this. Good posture is key.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 9:00 am Sentient

      Some Guy – i disagree with you… There really is no reason to avoid laying yo hands upon them… really no matter which girl, friend, coworker, sister in law etc. Any girl in your reach loves touch. Hands run down ribs and lay on the waist just like TRUMP, little squeeze of that tiny fat deposit… They love it.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 11:04 am Sentient

        Grab them like you own them. They all love it. TRUMP in an even better display. Everyone loves it.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 11:09 am Sentient

        Even ugly girls love it!

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 11:17 am Sentient

        even democrat girls love it!

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 11:23 am cincinnatus

        even democrat girls love it!

        Maybe. But look at the pictures. When it comes to alpha, The Donald >> Slick Willie.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 11:32 am Mel Gibson

        Alpha hands, but no love for Serpenis.

        Until after…

        http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/72/07/720739cea22fc457ee0a8e90c41c8782.jpg?itok=GJCrS8r3

        Not surprised considering her T levels are higher than 10 Pajama Boys combined.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:14 pm Greg Eliot

        Heh, heh… Trump charming the Icelandic Supreme Court. lzozlozlozlozlozl

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:48 pm Captain Obvious

        Sentient, in at least the first picture, The Donald better be careful or else he’s gonna start showing wood in his pants. [Unless he’s on V!agra/C!alis?] He’s pulling them in close, and they’re thrusting their mammaries into his torso. That’s rutting time, right there.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:50 pm Mel Gibson

        Hands off Serpenis here:

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:51 pm Captain Obvious

        In the first picture, with the pink tie, the blond [on our left, Trump’s right] has her hand on his frigging stomach, as though she’s about to slide it into his pants. Good grief. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever had a chick with her hand on my torso [much less MY STOMACH] that I wasn’t about to tap or had already tapped.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 1:01 pm mendo

        The point about the heads leaning in for alphas and leaning away from betas is telling.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 1:06 pm Sentient

        On this topic of social kino… an example. Leaving a football game with a friend. In the lot walking to the car. he sees his recently divorced 50YO buddy and his 25 YO GF. So we stop and the bud opens his arms to hug his friend, so I’m left facing the girl, “”well” and open my arms. She comes in for a hug. I pick her up in a hug and spin her around and she is cackling and cackling. Put her down. She’s all smiles and laughs. 50YO dude must have been game aware. he looks at me and with a smile points and says “i hate you”. we all laugh.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 1:28 pm ‘Reality’ Doug

        @Sentient, there is increasing reason to not touch for 99% of men. It seems that’s not you. Der Law ist getting wurse. If she is not convinced of the man being alpha, potential serious problem. Yes, if done, own it with body language conviction as a matter of safety and even causality, (but calibrated to not be effing stupid for all the slow ppl, as noted in OP).

        A fux/B bux – being on the high side of the threshold is essential. Field work starts at the beginning which ain’t resting ye hand on her waist. Basics always basics.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 1:36 pm Sentient

        Doug – good comment i get where you are coming from but I find that the scary is overblown in most guys minds. The most I’ve gotten if a bit uncalibrated in the moment is a girl saying “you’re a little handsy” or “this is my space” and once – i like to do playground game, bump into them and such, so this girl was with her friends walking towards me on the side walk in a bar area, lots of people out and I shifted to the left then back right and stopped and she bumped right into me face to face – she called me an asshole and me and her friends were laughing but she was pissed…. LOL

        Anyhow again I get your point – don’t go out grabbing her ass or tits or anything but really don’t be afraid to get your hands on them in a strong and familiar way because the ACT of doing THAT will already get you passed the shit tests 90% of the time… You’re vibe is you’re just a fun chill guy who is comfortable being around women and touching them naturally…

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 1:54 pm Sentient

        Want to stress though Doug this is not something that just 1% of guys can do. If you DO IT you are DOING IT, you are in that percentage… Anyone can do it.

        I posted the other day an example in the Unholy Mindfucks thread… the basic intro “Point to your ear, motion her to come to you and talk into your ear. You are naturally looking away while she does this, and she is close so slip your arm around her. ”

        You can get the same result by shaking her hand and holding too long, and pulling her close and whispering in her ear and then sliding your hand to her back. Or if she is walking by you hold out your hand and can pull her in or on your lap if you’re sitting etc. Lot’s of ways to work in the posture.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 2:10 pm Sentient

        Try this… watch some RSD infield video with NO sound. Observe how much strong kino goes on, and laser eye.

        Here is one but there are many others… Once you have gotten in the habit you get to the point where you physically almost can’t not touch them. Your body just flows to them very naturally. which can be amusing with friends and family LOL. Cause wimmenz are all wimmenz…

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 4:30 pm Captain Obvious

        > “” ——— Sentient, that shiznat was just plain WRONG. Squeezing on another dude’s squeeze, right there in front of him. Sheesh. Well, I guess the 50YO divorced dude learned that the sn@tch is completely untrustworthy.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 4:33 pm Captain Obvious

        If I were 50YO dude, I would have been tempted to have just left the beeyotch right there in the parking lot – she could have hitchhiked home as far as I would have been concerned. Although if I decided otherwise, and let her ride with me, then I would have spent the entire night hitting on other ch!cks, forcing her to watch me having the time of my life.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 5:00 pm Sentient

        Cappy – aw man… see that’s the trouble with being a tradcon, you still get too blue pill in your thinking… this was a fun interaction and getting all but hurt or jealous would just kill the whole feeling. Because we – me and 50YO dude both know this is just some stupid 25 YO… LOL So no big deal, just some fun…

        Incorporate that ZFG mindset all the way cap…! Girls just wanna have fun you know.

        BTW – for any spergs, he said “I hate you” in a very lighthearted way, like dude LOL I see what you did bro… ha ha… that kind of thing.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 5:57 pm Captain Obvious

        > “ha ha… that kind of thing” ——— I dunno, Sentient. Whew. Getting another dude’s beeyotch’s t!tties all squished up against your torso. For me, getting the t!tty-squish always means PIV, at least if I want it [sometimes the boo-hawgs give you the t!tty squish, and you hafta pass on the PIV]. I guess I’m just Old School, but if I’m getting that close to a chick, it’s rutting time, my man.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 10:28 pm mendo

        Given girls hugs and only one time did the girl hug me from the side and I thought she was into me. I wasn’t much into her. Didn’t know about the boob press.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 11:37 am Hackett To Bits

      He won’t be around much longer, but the contrast between ¡Jeb! and the alphas is instructive:

      Pure ‘friend’ position…he wouldn’t dare anything more.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:40 pm Sentient

        new test for presidential candidates… can they credibly utter the word “baby” to a chick… The primary would be over in 15 minutes!

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:44 pm Sentient

        Credit to Jeb though… $100M spent to combat hover hand… looks like it is killing him too!

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:48 pm Mel Gibson

        Dude, his fucking head looks massive. Like a balloon caricature. Holy shit.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:54 pm mendo

        Damn…talk about leaning in. Jeb should have old Sandberg as his VP!

        From low energy to negative energy. (Bet there’s a physics conundrum or joke along those lines.) Power to the people!

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:56 pm The Straw

        The blood rushing to jeb’s “head” when he’s around girls… LOL

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 1:07 pm Corvo

        hahaha

        Sentient – that girl standing next to Jeb! (the pic where he’s wearing the purple tie) is that plant who tried, unsuccessfully, to stump the Trump in NH a few months ago.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 1:09 pm Sentient

        Yup. even with a true insider who loves him he’s a stiff bastard… LOL Looks like he is trying with all his might to hold is arm there.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 1:26 pm Sentient

        seriously though Jeb makes Romney look like Jack Fuckin’ Nicholson… what were they thinking?

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 1:34 pm Corvo

        Sentient, I’m beating a dead Jeb!, but just thinking back to that girl trying to stump the Trump . . .

        How fucking low can Jeb! sink? He plants this bitch to stand up there and try to harass The Donald with that cunty “do what I want with my own body” and “make the same as a man” bullshit. She wasn’t even trying to confront Trump about some genuine issue of dispute between Jeb! and Trump . . . just standing up there attacking from the left with fabricated SJW outrage.

        When you consider things like this, it makes you go from laughing at pathetic Jeb! to really despising him. Fucking snake. The GOP establishment really has been in bed with the anti-White multikult crowd.

        Trump 2016.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 1:35 pm Mel Gibson

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 1:36 pm Mel Gibson

        Alpha Donald has her more wet here than she is with Jabe’s hand on her.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 3:31 pm Sean Fielding

        This is actually pretty good for Yeb.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 3:36 pm Sean Fielding

        Yeb has to lean in because of height. Biggest tell is his hesitant touch of the saucy ginger’s arm (saucy with Trump, very awkward smile with Yeb). Great pick-up on who she is, Corvo. Yeb is indeed a snake to plant this left-thinking conservatette. Typical cuckery.

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  9. on January 14, 2016 at 8:07 am Guess Who Doesn’t Hoverhand? | Manosphere.com

    […] Guess Who Doesn’t Hoverhand? […]

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  10. on January 14, 2016 at 8:20 am Each Pond Gone

    The place called Hooters. Surname ingrained prominently on the tank-tops. Sky-blue placard: Dream Big, glowing haughtily right above your hair. The usual. Welcome to America

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  11. on January 14, 2016 at 8:43 am jackmcg

    I recall when CH said Trump should say ban all muslim immigration… his numbers would go up. 2 days later, Trump calls for a shutdown on muslims entering the country….his numbers went up. Maybe send him a consulting invoice.

    Even if the Donald himself doesn’t read here, I bet the Trump sons definitely do. As far as the campaign people reading, I’d guess Katrina Pierson and Michael Cohen, media shitlords. Hey guys. Keep up the good work.

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  12. on January 14, 2016 at 8:44 am Mel Gibson

    Two more observations from this picture, CH:

    – the girls are both leaning into him, especially at the waist (aka vaginas)
    – the third girl is flipping her hair, an instinctive move by a woman in the presence of an alpha

    Conclusion: These women love The Donald.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 9:20 am Greg Eliot

      I don’t gainsay your observations…

      … but I have a feeling that third girl does nothing BUT flip her hair hundreds of times each day.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 10:31 am The Target and the Gun

        I have a request for Greg Eliot and Captain Obvious: start your own blogs, men!

        You dudes are educated and have a lot to add. Join the verbal war of ideas, as so many of us have only recently done. Help spread truth. This is not a concern troll attack based on you commenting too much here. Keep commenting here _and_ have your own blogs where you can expand on your ideas. CH cannot do it alone. It would take 24 hours a day of work to even comment on all of the stupid lies that appear on CNN every day.

        People _will_ find your blog and you can educate previously brainwashed shitlibs (the innocent kind), one reader at a time. If you help even 10 millennials, who have been brainwashed to hate themselves, see the truth, that’s more than zero.

        I was inspired when I re-read Thomas Paine’s writings to not be such a p*ssy when it comes to fear of government retribution. In Thomas Paine’s time, there was not yet a First Amendment and fathers had to leave their families with a musket and fight. We do have a First Amendment, and we are simply writing about political opinions while clearly stating that we are not calling for violence and never will. Far scarier stuff is all over the web and youtube, and apparently whoever created it is okay. I did not make all the Hitler videos; I just watched them and linked to them. They are all over youtube. Apparently google will let them stay there. David Duke has his own website and is fine, using his real name. (((They))) have not taken him out. I have concluded that the fear of a Soviet-style crackdown is overblown. TPTB is allowing those on the right to state unpopular opinions. Our First Amendment _is_ basically working.

        (((They))) could flip a switch and turn off CH, but they have not.

        Which one of you kept posting the Hillary emails showing the private server issue? How can it take 150 FBI agents to investigate that matter? Was that fake, or what?

        And where is da GBFM?

        CH, sorry for the length of this comment. I won’t be offended if you block it. This is your blog.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 10:42 am Mel Gibson

        Greg, she is, afterall, a millenial woman in our pozzed society, so your assertion could very well be true. I did some research – the photo is from 2007. She was probably on Facebook. Twatter, Instagram, selfies and whatever else they do now wasn’t even around yet. Dang – just eight years ago we didn’t have that crap. Technology giveth and taketh.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:11 pm Greg Eliot

        I appreciate the kind words, my friend… and I’m at a point in my life where I don’t really NEED to fear any economic repercussions, but there are several in my coterie closely aligned with me, occupation-wise, that would suffer.

        And to be honest, I really don’t have that much to say that would merit a blog, nor do I have the inclination… my best use in Cyberia at this time is merely bouncing at the chateau, giving heart to the heavy-laden, and bringing a laugh or two to my virtual comrades.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 12:08 pm Hackett To Bits

      The sign of attraction vs. LJBF I see: Tilty Head.

      The girls tilt their heads in towards the alpha.

      They tilt their heads away from the likes of ¡Jeb! Beta, if he’s lucky enough to get anyone to pose with him in the first place.

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  13. on January 14, 2016 at 8:45 am TruckerNiel

    Trump appeals to the educationally deprived economically abandoned angry middle aged Viagra crunching males who beat their wives and ask their daughters to follow the example of the abstinence by the daughter of Sarah Palin. .

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  14. on January 14, 2016 at 9:01 am Anonymous

    best hoverhand example ever

    https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/nerdhug.jpg?w=494&h=490

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  15. on January 14, 2016 at 9:01 am jackmcg

    If the Donald reads CH and some of the better commenters, he’s more red-pilled than we can possibly imagine. It would mean he might occasionally have eyeballs on MPC, Zero Hedge, /pol/, etc.

    If you see it through that light, you see that he kinda winks at us with stuff like complimenting Putin (nobody does that besides alt-right), saying Muslims were celebrating in NJ (we know it was dancing Israelis), etc.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 10:34 am The Target and the Gun

      Let’s hope. The world needs Trump to win, even if 50% of people don’t know it. Just as a stern father must protect women and children when they sometimes don’t know they need protecting.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 5:19 pm realgaryseven

      On at least two occasions he has referred to the NY Times building as “like a cathedral.”

      Coincidence?

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  16. on January 14, 2016 at 9:06 am Tony K

    Scott Adams has a great series going on the Trump candidacy. This link has the chronological listing.

    http://www.emotionsforengineers.com/2015/12/scott-adams-of-dilbert-fame-scott-adams.html

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  17. on January 14, 2016 at 9:52 am brocamel

    OT: Could our noble proprietor grade the purported text-game (or, perhaps, lack thereof), of recently pinched, alleged drug lord, Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman?

    I read some thirst in his words. She also supposedly referred to him as “a beautiful friend”.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/14/world/americas/el-chapo-enticed-by-star-power-of-mexican-tv-actress-not-sean-penn.html

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 11:21 am elmertjones

      Stark raving fear.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 11:28 am cincinnatus

      El Chapo was a classic “alpha on the outside, beta on the inside” case. If he had been an alpha on the inside, I suspect the hot chica would be happily serving as his queenpin right now.

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  18. on January 14, 2016 at 10:00 am Corvo

    This morning, my little 9 year-old shitlord told me he wanted a TRUMP t-shirt to wear to school; said he would use his own money to buy one.

    He’s overheard me talking politics with his grandfather and uncle enough to have gotten that idea all on his own.

    I told him that I’d happily pick up the shirt for him.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 11:20 am mendo

      That’s some great news that I’m glad I read today. Keep up the good work.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 11:22 am elmertjones

      Get him a Donald Trump lunchbox.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:00 pm Corvo

        I would if they were on Der Trump’s website, but that’s not part of the official gear yet.

        Mr. Trump, are you listening? Get your people on a TRUMP lunchbox. Brand it TRUMP but it can also say “Make Lunch Great Again!”

        Seriously I see a big opportunity for a whole line of products like that.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:45 pm The Straw

        Trump peeps – since you’re reading, what’s up with those hat sizes? Things are huuuuuuuge!

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:57 pm mendo

        Trump has a big head. Not necessarily a bad thing and wants us to rise to his level.

        A rising tide lifts all ships. A big hat fits all heads. A sleepy Jeb knows no guac.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 1:48 pm Corvo

        Straw – I’ve got this one, it’s a normal size:

        http://shop.donaldjtrump.com/product-p/dtc-ocuc-nv.htm

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 2:05 pm The Straw

        Thanks. I have the camo. Awesome hat, great construction but it’s puffy, like extra fabrics in it. Looks like some kind of russian hat on your head. It’s cool once you get used to it but damn, makes a huuuuuuge statement…. LOL

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 2:23 pm Mel Gibson

        Mine arrived yesterday. The red base, structured version of yours, Corvo. I tried it on and it was a bit small, however, my head is large and my hair is as beautiful as Trump’s, so hats don’t often fit well. I will make it work.

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  19. on January 14, 2016 at 10:14 am jackmcg

    Most VP guesses I’ve seen for Trump suck so far. Trump will choose a Veteran. Do people really not see how obvious that is? His whole campaign is law and order, strength, wrapped in an American flag. He’s picking a Vet you silly little shits. General Mattis is a dream pick, it could even end up being a female vet, but it will be a Military Veteran of some prestige.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 11:30 am cincinnatus

      There are plenty of ex-military sh!tlords to choose from. Hopefully he chooses one who spent time as a Marine sergeant.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 12:04 pm Greg Eliot

      Well, if it is a broad, then The Donald isn’t as ZFG as we would’ve liked.

      I don’t care if he finds a modern-day Joan d’Arc… it’s still a broad.

      That said, if he does pick a woman VP, he might as well start rehearsing his inaugural speech.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:28 pm PA

        Ann Coulter

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 12:47 pm Benny Hill

        What about Trump/Coulter?

        Normally women in politics is a disaster but she seems like a safe bet.

        Not sure how marketable it would be.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 1:03 pm jackmcg

        True, a female veep, even a bonafide vet (like Martha McSally) would be a pure electoral play. maybe a little transparent.

        General Mattis is the masterclass, ZFG VP pick. Wonder if he’d go for it.

        Regardless, it will be a Veteran.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 2:06 pm Some Guy

      General Mattis is a dream pick, it could even end up being a female vet, but it will be a Military Veteran of some prestige.

      Ehh, not so much:

      http://fredoneverything.org/marine-general-feminist/

      Mattis is what they call a “mangina” over on the British side of the manosphere.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 3:29 pm jackmcg

        I don’t see anything mangina in that link.

        Fred Reed has been a bit confused lately (see VDare). He tries to make Gen. Mattis out to be some kind of low IQ redneck when in reality he’s intellectual and well-read.

        Trump/Mattis 2016

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 4:09 pm Sean Fielding

        It’s only from Wiki, but: “He has never been married and has no children. He is nicknamed ‘The Warrior Monk’ because he devoted his life to studying and fighting war.”

        Generally, I only admire such never-married, childless figures if they are fanatically devoted to a cause, eg one of the great pro-White leaders of all time (well, he did marry 36 hours before his death). To me, 44 years in a cucked-out Western military bureaucracy does not qualify as fanatical devotion to a cause.

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  20. on January 14, 2016 at 10:45 am Mel Gibson

    I can’t stop laughing at the Trump Pepe meme.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 3:02 pm Amasius

      Trump himself has embraced it.

      “Yeah I don’t know what it means, but the kids seem to like it.”

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  21. on January 14, 2016 at 10:50 am Experienced Father

    CH,

    That Trump’s people read your blog is not surprise.

    Trump is always aware of cultural trend setters, and you are _THE MAN_ popularizing the black arts of Applied Charisma, AKA GAME.

    Keep on Trumpin’!!!

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  22. on January 14, 2016 at 11:17 am cincinnatus

    Women are waiting later and later to have children… but the age increase between 2000 and 2014 was slowest for white women:

    Source
    Non-Hispanic white: 27.0 years, up 1.1 years between 2000 and 2014
    Non-Hispanic black: 24.2 years, up 1.9 years
    Mexican: 23.7 years, up 1.5 years
    Asian: 29.5 years, up 1.7 years
    Puerto Rican: 24.1 years, up 1.7 years
    Central/South American: 26.5 years, up 1.7 years
    American Indian: 23.1 years, up 1.5 years
    Cuban: 27.0 years, up 0.5 years (this is the only increase smaller than for white women, but the Cuban population is small and has a very high immigration rate, which suppresses the increase.)

    The r-K continuum is still in evidence, although the Democrat races’ mean maternal ages are increasing faster as they appear to transition from a high r-type birth rate to a low birth rate similar to liberal white Democrats.

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  23. on January 14, 2016 at 11:25 am dumb bitches get their eventually

    OT, but they find the murderer of Ashley Olsen…why am I not surprised that is a Senegalese who she invited into her life to cuck her boyfriend with cuddles and sex.

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  24. on January 14, 2016 at 11:29 am elmertjones

    Empower Buns kill :

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  25. on January 14, 2016 at 11:29 am Waffles

    El Chapo needs to brush up on his text game.

    http://gawker.com/hopeless-romantic-and-murderous-drug-lord-el-chapo-want-1752961371

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 3:41 pm whorefinder

      I’ve said it before: I am convinced that 90% of the men who become ultra-successful in life are really cringingly bad with women, and were so driven to greatness in order to cover up their horribleness in getting laid—figuring fame, success, power, and money would be enough.

      Look at Petraeus. Or Tiger Woods. OR Brett Farve.

      And then you get the rare dude like Jack Nicholson….

      Joker smile rape!

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  26. on January 14, 2016 at 11:30 am corypheus

    Tales of beta http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/10/finance-guy-hung-up-on-the-one-he-cant-have.html

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 7:53 pm Subarctic Hillbilly

      That’s some epic shit. The sex diary guy should be a master of the universe, instead of a lovesick beta. It sucks to be that guy. Been there. The thing is, the girl was probably nothing special – and at 30, the wall was looming close ahead. But when those love hormones commandeer your executive function, doesn’t matter how much cognitive awareness you have … you’re helplessly in thrall.

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    • on January 15, 2016 at 9:59 pm Kyo

      My God. There’s a link to the top 20 of those stories. I thought I would read just one of those slow-motion car wrecks, but I couldn’t turn away. Female hypergamy and depravity from start to finish. The one where the slut kicks her niceguy boyfriend out of their apartment with 24 hours’ notice so that she can move her junkie fling in instead, only to have her running back to Niceguy when Junkie cheats on her within a day or so of moving in, is priceless.

      Worth a CH entry in itself.

      And that’s only number 19: http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/06/top-20-sex-diaries-of-all-time.html

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  27. on January 14, 2016 at 11:31 am theasdgamer

    Regarding the hineyhand–I’ve been experimenting with it. Girls are Ok–strike that–very cool with a hineyfinger if it’s in the context of a playful game, but betas will white knight (creepy fuckers) if you do it in front of them. And the white knighting creepy betas will make the girls feel creeped out (pinging their ASD) and you will get tagged with it. If you get tagged, you have to do damage control. Hide fight game from betas.

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  28. on January 14, 2016 at 11:33 am The Spirit Within

    In the spirit (ahem) of fair play…

    …time to give Trump a tiny bit of props. Though he’s a mockery of a human being, he’s blown the GOP to smithereens. He’s been bullheaded enough, opportunistic enough, and narcissistic enough to shit all over America’s oldest political party — and nonetheless keep his polls high for six months.

    Whether he can convert those poll numbers to votes is up in the air: Trump supporters tend to be from the segment of society that rarely votes, especially not in primaries/caucus season.

    Final thought: Trump and Sanders are the only two authentic people in the entire race. No division between their public and private selves. It’ll be very interesting if they match up in the general.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 11:42 am Hackett To Bits

      “…he’s blown the GOP to smithereens. He’s been bullheaded enough, opportunistic enough, and narcissistic enough to shit all over America’s oldest political party…”

      You say it like it’s a bad thing.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 11:44 am Corvo

      TSW; dr

      Still Ready for Hillary, you fucking dyke?

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 3:48 pm Philomathean

        I lol’d

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 12:02 pm Greg Eliot

      In the spirit (ahem) of fair play…

      …time to give Trump a tiny bit of props.

      Awfully white of you.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 12:55 pm khorne

      Trump vs. Sanders, two populist movements. Like a portrait of the next civil war.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 12:59 pm paddy

      Morgenthau Plan-loving TSW gloats once more …

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 1:24 pm Experienced Father

      The Spirit Within,

      Trump has mobilized the Jacksonian faction in a way it hasn’t been since the GOP elites started shitting on them after Bush won in 2004 to get their issues off the table — see illegal immigration and social benefits for same.

      Trump has kicked the Overton window for the Jacksonians so wide open that it won’t be suppressed for a generation.

      Trump is winning on their issues and making them legitimate in the political arena.

      The future will see a two-party system with the plutocrats on the outside of the GOP and Jacksonian issues as the basis of the two party completion.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 7:30 pm The Spirit Within

        Agree exactly.

        Buckley closed the doors of GOP policy/debate to the Jacksonian nativists. Trump has opened the doors to them.

        I’m not sure how the GOP is going to handle this. We could be entering a new period like the 1850s, when things were incredibly fractured by region, even within parties.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 2:45 pm whorefinder

      In the spirit (ahem) of fair play

      No cares if your puns are intended, faggot. (thank you, Maddox)

      He’s been bullheaded enough, opportunistic enough, and narcissistic enough to shit all over America’s oldest political party

      the faggot within, being a lefty, tries to lie again. The Democrat party is older. (but the Freudian slip by our dear Faggot is delicious).

      tend to be from the segment of society that rarely votes,
      —Proof? Or is this, like always, the faggot within making things up out of thin-air?

      Trump and Sanders are the only two authentic people in the entire race. No division between their public and private selves

      –the idea of Socialist Eskimo (and public pussy) Sanders being exactly the same in private as in public is so hilarious and contrary to logic, only a lefty stooge could say it with a straight face.

      Faggot Within rape!

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 9:36 pm jOHN MOSBY

        the faggot within, being a lefty, tries to lie again.
        That’s all he ever does.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 6:21 pm emperorbane

      A mockery of a human being? You secretly dream of spreading your cheeks and getting some Trump within.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 7:37 pm The Spirit Within

        No, but I secretly dream of aiming an M203 at his Sikorski S-76. I loathed the prick before politics, back when he on that idiotic fake television show where he played a fake boss pretending to fake fire people.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 8:16 pm emperorbane

        Of course it’s fake. Reality TV is fiction with amateur actors. But amateur or not, they are still just actors following a script. Saying you loathe Trump for playing his part is like saying you loathe Ronald Reagan for playing a cowboy.

        Take your 203 to where it’s really needed: Germany.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 8:07 pm Ponce du Lion

      The Spirit Within:

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  29. on January 14, 2016 at 11:39 am Mob Barley

    Can we get the Don to read the poon commandments on inauguration night? Then I will fully believe it.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 1:09 pm jackmcg

      How about we get an innocuous code word for Trump to say during a rally or something to confirm he reads here. Something he can weave in somehow and still be plausibly deniable.

      I nominate “eskimo”.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 2:24 pm Mel Gibson

        Great choice.

        How about “shiv”?

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 3:08 pm The Target and the Gun

        That would be awesome.

        “You know, a few years ago they made a big deal out of Sarah Palin — fine woman, by the way … a very, very nice lady — saying she could see Russia from Alaska. You all remember that? You know what? I don’t need to go to Alaska to see Russia, because I already have an invitation from Putin. I believe we have some common interests and we need to talk about securing a future for them, okay? He’s okay — don’t worry about it! But you know what else?!? Speaking of Alaska and Asiatic white people, I went to New York and everywhere I looked I saw Eskimos!!! And then I went to Miami and I saw Eskimos everywhere there too! I went down to the local courthouse and sat in on a city commission meeting and I saw Eskimos doing all the talking. I even saw Eskimos in New Orleans and Nashville when I went there! Maybe it’s all this ‘global warming’… oh, excuse me, ‘climate change’, that has things all shook up? It’s like for some people, up is down and down is up.”

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 3:34 pm jackmcg

        “shiv” is a good one, too. Throw us a bone, team Trump!

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      • on January 15, 2016 at 2:18 pm khorne

        If Trump ever uses “shiv” in a sentence I will break my face smiling

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 5:45 pm Greg Eliot

      I’ll settle for a shout-out to Strapon.

      LZLOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZL

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  30. on January 14, 2016 at 12:08 pm Miss Westerner

    You can’t just touch women assuming they want to be touched. this also constitutes sexual assault.

    it’s a common belief that a lot of people have, that consent should be given only in sexual contexts and this excludes asking for permission to touch in non-sexual situations. But

    If you’re interacting with someone sexually, you need their consent. (Duh.)
    If you’re interacting with someone of the gender to which you’re generally attracted (i.e. you’re a straight man interacting with a woman), you should be careful and get their consent before you touch them.
    If you’re interacting with someone of a gender to which you’re not attracted, or you’re interacting with a family member or a friend and so the situation is, in any case, “not sexual,” then you should also procure their consent as they may feel uncomfortable by someone who feels entitlted to hug them, touch them on the shoulder, or even grope them as if “it’s just for fun”.

    posts like this are part of the trope I often hear about women’s sexuality being made in a way that demands that men always want to take control. but it’s wrong on so many counts since women are individuals and thus have different personalities and romantic preferences, which extends to dominant roles in relationships.

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  31. on January 14, 2016 at 12:22 pm Guess Who Doesn’t Hoverhand? | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  32. on January 14, 2016 at 12:39 pm Ehh

    Some awesome jack nicholson zfg moments:

    Interrupting a live interview after the oscars with jennifer lawrence to hit on her, “you look like an old girlfriend of mine”.

    Also, google ‘jack nicholson waterslide’.

    Hilarious.. Though I still think clint would be a closer contender for top dog than people think.

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  33. on January 14, 2016 at 12:49 pm Lazy Hero

    Haley is a Judas napkin nizzer. The Sanhedrin/cuckservatives/slave owners will reward her with her 30 pieces of silver. She can buy a lot of curry and saras…

    I said this before, Trump gets a temporary muzzie ban, and then letting them in again never gets voted, always always delayed. This, that, other trinket delaying. That’s how we still have affirmative ape action.

    Trump is brilliant. He’s taken the left’s game of how you word something to actually get what you want…

    Don’t be a cuck chump, vote Trump!

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  34. on January 14, 2016 at 1:30 pm andy

    The girl on the left is thrusting her tits in his face.

    She wet for him.

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  35. on January 14, 2016 at 1:49 pm -A

    Out of all of the pictures of men placing their hands on women, only Trump seemed to be truly comfortable. It was natural to him. The other had some kind of forced happy face and rigid posture which indicated that they were ultimately just kissing babies for the public.

    If we were to have the societal standards of the 1950’s (or any better era) where men are unapologetic about their natures yet are still civilized by male hierarchy and superior Western Culture, would women still be positively responsive to having their waists touched by men they are not married to or dating? Assuming they were surrounded by what would be considered alpha men today, would they get the urge to cheat on their husbands if their era’s version of Trump did the same thing? Or would they be stabilized by the general consistency of alphatude and even be appreciative (or a sense of security) of having a society of men who can dominate and possess as gentleman beasts and not only be superior to but stomp out the sandmonkey plague. Or are women always looking for weaknesses and better deals even when differences in men are not so obvious and exclusively held by rank and income?

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  36. on January 14, 2016 at 2:02 pm Capper

    … Just waiting to see what sort of BS they eventually pull out of the hat to interfere with the election if he gets the nomination. They’ll try something, hopefully it fails.

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  37. on January 14, 2016 at 2:04 pm The Target and the Gun

    http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/14/asia/jakarta-gunfire-explosions/index.html

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  38. on January 14, 2016 at 2:05 pm mendo

    That photo was framed right. That “Dream Big” sign tells all!

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  39. on January 14, 2016 at 2:12 pm The Target and the Gun

    Cluelessness off the charts. Meter broken. http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/23/opinions/brazile-trump-women-voters/?iid=ob_article_footer_expansion&iref=obnetwork

    Moron, the right, and white men, are the only thing that can save women. We are the ones on the side of women.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 2:14 pm The Target and the Gun

      Proof that we should re-examine who is allowed to vote:

      “I can’t imagine how any woman, or anyone with a wife, sister or mother, could vote for Trump.”

      She can’t even imagine it.

      Wow just wow.

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  40. on January 14, 2016 at 2:18 pm The Straw

    http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2016/jan/14/viral-video-news-memes-michelle-dobyne-antoine-dodson-bed-intruder

    LOl… what do all these videos have in common?

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 3:16 pm whorefinder

      They are all part of my video collection entitled “Dindus NOT to Kill”?

      Deathwish rape!

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  41. on January 14, 2016 at 2:27 pm Mel Gibson

    LOL, well what can I say, boys… they love to hate me.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3396367/Mel-Gibson-s-24-year-old-girlfriend-sick-negative-attention-relationship-anti-Semitic-rant-actor-age-mother.html

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 3:07 pm mendo

      Never change, Mel. Give ’em hell.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 3:10 pm whorefinder

      The jealousy seething from the article and the female commentators there just makes me smile.

      Sour grapes rape!

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  42. on January 14, 2016 at 2:59 pm V

    haley basically told america to bend over and take it.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 3:33 pm jackmcg

      kind of like the way she does for men who are not her husband. zing!

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 4:19 pm Captain Obvious

        Yeah, after having watched that Merkel-esque disaster of a surrender speech, I’m inclined to believe all the pre-election rumors about her s1utting herself with any & every dude who said hello.

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  43. on January 14, 2016 at 3:12 pm Anon

    This article from Return of Kings exposes the conflict between feminism and white nationalism.

    Feminism is the far more destructive, insidious force, because everyone sides with the woman, even here..

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  44. on January 14, 2016 at 3:13 pm whorefinder

    The essence of hoverhand is fear: (1) I don’t want to anger her; (2) I don’t want to anger any strong male who’s laid claim to her; and (3) I don’t want to anger any lady of mine who might be looking; and (4) I don’t want to anger any feminists out there.

    Fear is weakness. Grasp the nettle. Embrace the buxom beauty.

    Hoverhand rape!

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 5:14 pm The Other Anonymous

      http://softposes-eyecandy.tumblr.com/image/111638768143

      [CH: variety is the spice of life.]

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  45. on January 14, 2016 at 4:16 pm Anonymous

    Related:

    http://mpcdot.com/forums/topic/8496-the-donald-trump-presidential-archive/page__st__5180#entry242395

    “The (((usual suspects))) have noticed this latest Trumpenberg Rally and are hyperventilating about it:

    http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2016/01/freedom-girls-donald-trump-rally

    (pic of enraged shitlib) Young white girls celebrating patriotic national pride in The Current Year? I literally can’t even right now.”

    http://www.vdare.com/articles/john-derbyshire-on-the-babes-of-american-renaissance

    “O’Rourke’s law in action. Some years ago P.J. O’Rourke was attending some rally on behalf of the homeless in Washington, D.C. Noticing the straggly hair, coke-bottle glasses, poor complexions, ill-fitting clothes, and globular silhouettes of the gyno-Americans present, he hypothesized that the movement would go nowhere much because rising causes attract pretty women.”

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  46. on January 14, 2016 at 4:25 pm Mr Meaner

    OT, more text game.

    Her: You definitely look younger than your age. But not like 21 or anything.

    Me: that would make you quite the creep

    Her: Haha I’m very glad you don’t look 21

    (next day)

    Her: Still mad I said you don’t look 21?

    Me: been crying for dayzzzz

    Her: Lol. How can I make it up to you?

    Me: full body massage and handjob

    Her: If I remember correctly, I believe you owe me a massage

    (few hours later)

    Her: You remind me so much of Christian Grey. Do you have a playroom like him? Lol.

    Many many tenets at play in this short convo…. Disqualification and flipping the script. Don’t get defensive/ Agree and amplify. Parodying chick speak, dominance cues.

    Yes I am already banging these chicks but the principles are important here. There’s a subset of hot chicks who’ll continue to shit test you *hard* looking for self-rationalizations to stop the casual arrangement. They’re usually the less slutty, more emotional chicks, or the ones who just really have a thing for you and can’t separate the sex.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 5:00 pm Captain Obvious

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 5:25 pm walawala

      This is great stuff…keep posting. The boldness is calibrated. I presume you have some comfort built as well as attraction so these sexual spikes move things forward without coming off as creepy.

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  47. on January 14, 2016 at 4:27 pm Anonymous

    “Hailey accuses Trump of being “angry” and tells the people to ignore him. Trump agrees and amplifies…”

    In 2004 someone told me this was why Howard Dean was sunk by the Dean Scream, because it “made him sound angry”. I said if you’re not angry at what’s being done to this country then you’re not paying attention. (I was a recovering liberal at the time, but then Dubya was no conservative either.)

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  48. on January 14, 2016 at 4:36 pm Anonymous

    At dinner with six others the other night. Someone is drinking a German beer. I say, “I had wanted to go to Germany. Unfortunately, those refugees might ruin the whole place.”

    One girl starts going crazy. I say, “Didn’t you read the story about all the refugees surrounding, attacking, and assaulting women in cities in Germany on NYDay?”

    She starts going crazy again. “How do they know they were refugees?!”

    Fuckin’ Christ! She literally tries to argue with me that Germany is really diverse, like all the brown people there aren’t refugees, which I dumbly participated in. Later, I realized arguing with her as if she were capable of logic was a bad move. What would have been the proper line to use to dismiss her as not worth discussing the topic with but also not come off rude where she’d want to throw a drink on me?

    None came to me. She works in an old folks’ home, and all I thought of was, “Why you waste a mind like that wiping old people’s asses I do not know.” -But this could have resulted in a drink on me

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  49. on January 14, 2016 at 4:47 pm Hugo Stiglitz

    “Will you choo choo choose me?”

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  50. on January 14, 2016 at 5:56 pm emperorbane

    Mr Trump, if you’re reading this, please announce the following in your next foreign policy statement:

    “When I am President I will tour Europe and visit a nice French chateau. And eat a nice French gateau.”

    Okay, you don’t need to make it rhyme.

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  51. on January 14, 2016 at 6:19 pm emperorbane

    I would add grasparms as another beta tell. I go to a lot of receptions, where guys are holding drinks and eating canapés, but as soon as the betas find themselves standing with empty hands, they get this wierd compulsion to grasp their own arms like they’re worried they’re are going to break off and run away.

    More often than not it seems to be skinny guys. I’ve had buff arms since high school, and have always felt comfortable with them hanging loose by my sides. Fat guys too, they usually seem at ease with their own arms.

    And of course, Tyrannosaurus Trump never needs to grasp himself.

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  52. on January 14, 2016 at 6:32 pm hard9bf

    A poll for ya: Have you ever been hoverhanded by a chick?

    I was, once, at a bar in Portlandia, Oregonia. She reached toward my lower back after we’d been chatting for a few minutes and after she’d already touched my arm, but then her hand kept going past my low back then slightly upward as she feigned a stretch. Ha to the motherloving ha! She’s a cute, fairly curvy redhead who lives in Northeast. Great smile.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 7:58 pm Captain Obvious

      > “cute, fairly curvy redhead” ——— Do you want her? Cause she’s yours for the taking, Holmes.

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  53. on January 14, 2016 at 6:44 pm Dr. Charles Cuckhammer

    It’s too bad Trump and Jeb Bush couldn’t debate each other and afterwards have their wives stand up on the stage with them. You see this sometimes after the Republican and Democrat nominees have a debate. What a contrast that would be.

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  54. on January 14, 2016 at 7:00 pm McGonzo

    Debate thread?

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 7:32 pm McGonzo

      WOW. What a reframe.

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  55. on January 14, 2016 at 7:44 pm Captain Obvious

    THE VELOCITY OF MONEY HAS DECLINED TO 1.49, THE LOWEST EVER RECORDED. From 1960 to 1990, the velocity of money average between 1.7 and 1.9. It reached a peak of approximately 2.2 in 1997 and has, for the most part, plummeted since then… http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2016/01/the_velocity_of_money.html

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 7:57 pm Captain Obvious

      This is the single most important domestic policy factoid which the J00stream Media will treat with DEAD SILENCE: The Fed invents $1 Trillion in fake money every year, hands it to the banksters, it all gets parked in the stock market [or similar intangibles], and the top 1% continue to accelerate away from the bottom 99%, who lack access to the fake money.

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  56. on January 14, 2016 at 7:45 pm Silas Reynolds

    Anyone catch the Punjabi Nightmare, Nikki Haley, get the tingles when Trump called her out in the debate? Made her night.

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 8:01 pm Captain Obvious

      jackmcg alluded to it above – there were all sorts of rumors before the election as to what an adulterous s1ut Nikki really was in private. AoS-HQ defended her at the time, but now I wonder whether Ace is having second thoughts.

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      • on January 14, 2016 at 8:04 pm Captain Obvious

        https://www.google.com/?#q=nikki+haley+affair+site:minx.cc

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    • on January 14, 2016 at 10:31 pm mendo

      Her smile faded as he countered what she had said.

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  57. on January 15, 2016 at 10:11 am Flames

    So I saw my co-worker (obsession) the other day I went on dept to bring an item (of no relevant importance) that had been requested.

    On entering I spoke to the girl who requested it and she told me that she no longer needed said item to which I replied jokingly “what? Your kidding. I’ve just ran up three flights of stairs” she laughs and said well I got my own (item) and said it was her fault. To which I replied “oh I might of known it’d be her”. Her back was facing me and I’m not entirely sure but I don’t think she really responded. Anyway I made my way out and she caught upto me and said (bright red face as she’s a blusher)

    Her: “You probably want to kill me don’t you. Well anyone else you’d want to kill but not me bla blah blah”. (Fishing?)

    I replied “I still might”,”Anyway you don’t have to make jobs up to see me”

    Her: “In that case I’ll just have to see you then” (accepting my frame?)

    Me: Smile and exit stage..

    I’ve had a few ‘exchanges’ with her recently and although she seems to be a bit more pro-active in chatting with me I think I may just call it a day. I’ve known her a while and I would’ve thought by now that either it would become obvious she wanted to pursue something more or she would just at least plain ask me for my digits/Facebook/ etc however then again it’s blatantly obvious she does miss me when she doesn’t see me for a while.

    Plus it’s starting to become a little too much effort.

    Any though thoughts?

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  58. on January 15, 2016 at 11:04 am joe

    Heartiste, are you familiar with physiognomy?

    The idea that how we look is how people judge us and if you act incongruent with that then people form harsh judgements about you?

    Take actor “Micheal Cera” for example. If he took all your advice about dominance and implemented it, he would likely lower his overall appeal.

    Right now his appeal is as a witty quirky beta — because it is aligned with how he looks.

    The notion that there is “one type” of behavior that is best is in contrast to physiognomy.

    [CH: one’s physiognomy will alter to conform to one’s attitude and behaviors; think of the smirk and the sociopathic gaze on a cocky jerkboy making him seem more attractive to women. so, no, the field of physiognomy is not incongruent with game. a man with a beta face who acts dominant will, over time, come to be perceived as more dominant by women.
    also you stink of puahate troll. we’ll see if you prove me right.]

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