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Spot The Alpha Male Tell

January 28, 2016 by CH

[Update below]

Megyn Kelly, a bimbo with a heart three times too masculine, has it in for The Trumpening. She’s too biased, and she can’t be trusted, so Trump was right to make her removal from the GOP debate moderator panel a condition of his attendance. (Trump has since called Roger Ailes’ bluff. It was beautiful. Trump is dismantling the legacy media right before our eyes.)

But did you know Megyno Kelly, the manjawed embodiment of gogrrl, riotgrrl, tankgrrl, de-feminized lawyercuntery, was rumored to have had an extramarital affair with a college student in 2008?

Megyn Kelly, fully-fledged narcissist and product of the post-America sexual market dystopia representing everything wrong with American women, looks awfully happy in that photo. I’d even say glowing. Did he slip her the D moments before that photo was taken?

I’m inclined to believe he did. Why? Because there’s a major alpha male tell in this snapshot. Can you see it? First commenter to get it right wins Bernie Sanders’ tree money.

PS I know some of you misanthropes are thinking “short manlet… there’s no way he was banging Megyn”. Have you learned nothing from your visits to the Chateau? Alpha maleness is more, much more, than physical stature. Short men may, on average, have it tougher than tall men, but if they have compensating personality attractiveness traits they can score a grimy giny giantess like Megynocracy.

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Reader The Raven was the first to get it right. No hoverhand. This guy has got the Grip of Ownage on Megyn’s shoulder.

Other commenters pointed to additional evidence of alphatude. His forward-facing torso. The loose belt buckle which looks like he rushed to dress after their bathroom dalliance. And the impertinence with which he presses his body into hers (or hers into his). There is no daylight between them, thigh to shoulder.

Thumbs up, college bro! You may not always meet aggro Fox News “””reporters”””, but when you do you make it count.

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  1. on January 28, 2016 at 7:29 am Caramba

    Grin,open posture,firm hand over her shoulder, his right hand making a fist (who does he want to punch?)

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 8:46 am trav777

      if he did, it wasn’t because he learned some verbal tricks and scripts on the internet. A short guy bedding a significantly older woman who has fame…let’s say his reputation would have preceded him at whatever party it was that they met.

      Real Life isn’t a light beer commercial.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 11:12 am Laguna Beach Fogey

      The Alpha is not in the photo.

      The Alpha is the stud who she’s hoping will call her on her cell phone.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 11:15 am Laguna Beach Fogey

        Or text her a dick pic.

        8=====D

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 12:17 pm Damn Crackers

      Prussian tie.

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  2. on January 28, 2016 at 7:30 am Blessent

    The tell is his hip aligned in front of hers so that he’s more facing the camera while she’s more pivoted towards him.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 5:13 pm mkkby

      She looks like an impending wall victim in that 8-year old photo. Must be awfully expired by now.

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  3. on January 28, 2016 at 7:32 am Oldfart

    Closed fist, of course.

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  4. on January 28, 2016 at 7:33 am CMC

    Relative hip alignment. His left hip is in front of her right hip and more facing forwards, towards the camera, whilst she is aligned towards him. He’s leading, whilst she’s along for the ride –as it were.

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  5. on January 28, 2016 at 7:33 am Oldfart

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  6. on January 28, 2016 at 7:35 am jackmcg

    You’re thinking of the loosely buckled belt? As if it was rebuckled with haste after a parking lot quickie.

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  7. on January 28, 2016 at 7:36 am PokeSalad

    Interwebs sez Kelly is 5’6″….which is hardly a “giantess.” That dude must be really, really short…..akin to a garden gnome.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 7:45 am CBR600RR_Rider

      dude might be 5’6″ as well and she’s wearing hills :/

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 7:50 am IHTG

      More like affair with a junior high school student, amirite

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 8:24 am Minesweeper

      No, she will be in superhigh heals, 3″-4″, they will be prob about the same height. Hopefully he will make an appearance so we can ask him wheat they were while horizontal. I bet in all earnest, he was at least 0.1! taller.

      As we know what the womenz like! I’d say, he is at least 15 yrs younger. Im not really sure who I should congratulate here.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 8:29 am Minesweeper

      Wait, does she have a ring on her engagement finger ?????

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 8:34 am Minesweeper

      Note she has her body facing into his, with her full right breast on contact with him.

      Yeah, he has sucked that puppy, no need to hold back now. And she is still loving it.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 8:35 am Minesweeper

      Looking again at the image, is he actually poking her with his erection !! He maybe be smaller than average but he is making up for it.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 8:48 am Greg Eliot

        Niggah, please… (((shakin’ mah haid)))

        a) Your sense of spacial perspective is worse than a woman driving over a bridge.

        b) Your sense of biological physics imparts the ability of this boy to fuck around corners.

        c) Your wishful thinking is burying the needle on the Gaydar.

        d) All of the above.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 9:25 am Suburban_elk

        His dick is not twenty-four inches long, for goodness’ sake.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 9:29 am Minesweeper

        Greg, LOL.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 9:32 am Minesweeper

        Greg, your jealousy is showing 😦 you cant exceed that ?? Shit. And this is from a white boy.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 4:25 pm Greg Eliot

        Ah, the “just jealous” gambit from a red-piller… always rings true.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 10:00 am Days of Broken Arrows

      So you mean he’s the height of someone who dated a woman who was featured in one of Playboy’s Women of the Ivy League issues? That would be me.

      I win.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 10:07 am streetsweeper

      there’s nothing going on between these two. the 18yo kid is just young, horny and happy and megyn awkwardly agreed to a photo. it’s still funny, and a useful thought experiment

      nice try CH

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 6:26 pm wolfie65

        Since my several decades of real life experiences and observations clash spectacularly and diametrically with fish stories read on the internet regarding short men and their dating success, I’ll leave that one to your…imagination.
        On the 1 in a billion chance this kid nailed Megs (who is pretty hot, all other factors notwithstanding), I’d say the age difference (20 ?) had ….well, everything…to do with it.

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    • on February 1, 2016 at 9:11 am White Power

      Ha

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  8. on January 28, 2016 at 7:37 am Anon.

    Her sperm-clensed face.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 10:13 am Rick

      Plus, he’s her pharmaceutical rep

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  9. on January 28, 2016 at 7:38 am Hubbard

    He’s dressed like a young, right-wing dork: too big blue blazer and baggy khaki pants. That’s a uniform that repulses most women, unless they’re into the man wearing it. And since she’s leaning on him, she’s into him being into her.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 8:24 am Laguna Beach Fogey

      Hey, at least his Dockers don’t have pleats.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 10:22 am plumpjack

      actually this kid is way out of her league. he’s a good looking kid with options

      brit hume is the guy she actually has an affair with. he seems about what she could get:

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 10:23 am plumpjack

        *had*

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 11:00 am Laguna Beach Fogey

        Lady killer.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 12:39 pm mendo

        Dude looks Seymour Skinner from The Simpsons.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 1:17 pm plumpjack

        busted!

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 1:56 pm mendo

        If they had just got done boning, her hair would be more of a mess. It still seems in place. Either that or homeboy blew his load in a minute.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 2:38 pm plumpjack

        can’t see these two banging except m-a-y-b-e an adventure quickie in the back seat of a rental car

        at his age even a 30 year old cougar seems old. megyn would be 38 in this photo so prob just a little less dusty and leathery than his mom. maybe he’s a sperg but if not he’s going for the college girls all around him

        and megyn has way too much to lose to trust wrecking her reputation to some young kid who probably can’t fuck her discovery channel style like she needs. she’d go for one of her bodyguards first

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 2:43 pm mendo

        who probably can’t fuck her discovery channel style

        I’m stealing this!

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  10. on January 28, 2016 at 7:38 am Humans are animals

    She’s pressing her boob against him. He’s touching her neck.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 7:48 am Kittykitty

      tits rubbing and on the other side hard nipples

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  11. on January 28, 2016 at 7:40 am The Raven

    No hover hand.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 10:58 am Capsaicin

      First thing I noticed. you beat me to it. hoverhand is an obvious extremely accurate beta tell.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 11:38 am Balzac

      Exactly. And not just lack of hover hand, but firmly planted.

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  13. on January 28, 2016 at 7:44 am MACE

    It’s gotta be the hand around the neck. Very strong display of dominance. The clenched fist is a close second, but I could be wrong.

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  14. on January 28, 2016 at 7:45 am RAS

    Not just no hover hand, but hand directly on skin.

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  15. on January 28, 2016 at 7:45 am Mel Gibson

    The left hand on her shoulder. I’s a firm grip. He is claiming his territory.

    A few more tells:
    – she is leaning her head IN toward his.
    – his right hand is clenched into a fist, although I’m iffy on this one
    – her smile is beaming

    And for the lulz: his belt looks loose, like he hurried to put it on and missed a few holes before clasping it down to take the picture. It’s as if… his pants were just off.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 1:51 pm Useyourmouth

      Plus that post-coital glow.

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  16. on January 28, 2016 at 7:46 am Hiyooo

    That’s heartiste, of course.

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  17. on January 28, 2016 at 7:49 am Anonymous

    He looks jewish. I’m guessing she had to for her career.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 4:52 pm Captain Obvious

      That was my immediate thought – WTF ethnicity is the greasy little pygmy armadillo? Talk about Mexican [or Aleutian?] Hill Trolls. Yeesh. She’d need to take a shower just to get the oil off her shoulder.

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  18. on January 28, 2016 at 7:49 am quixotic

    positioning of his hand on her shoulder is a power move that signals dominance. Especially since he is shorter than her, basically saying “Ya she is taller than me, so fucking what”

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 7:51 am quixotic

      Its like when you go in for a hug. I am very tall but some people try to still put their arm above my shoulder instead of at my armpit level. I always raise my arms a bit higher and force them to take the pit while i take the high road and go above their shoulder (same for one armed side hugs)

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 8:35 am Ras Al Ghul

        If you look she did that to bim her arm is above his and he still rested his hand comfortably on her shoulder.

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  19. on January 28, 2016 at 7:51 am GB

    The ‘I just banged someone’s wife grin.’

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  20. on January 28, 2016 at 7:53 am Mel Gibson

    ANOTHER TELL: she’s subtly, perhaps subconsciously, flashing her wedding ring toward the camera as if she’s happily showing the world she’s a married woman, but not taken.

    Additional lulz: she’s straight Modern Western Woman with that cell phone clenched firmly in her hand, the same hand with her wedding ring. It’s like a metaphor for the modern married woman under 45. It says “yeah, I’m married to a male, but I’m also married to whatever my dumbphone tells me I should be doing.”

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  21. on January 28, 2016 at 7:53 am RPinHer

    He’s touching her skin, not clothes. In a way as if he’s pushing (putting?) her down.

    Her crotch is turned towards him, his is out.

    Her jeans seem to be wet. Look at her right thigh.

    Her boob is poking him.

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  22. on January 28, 2016 at 7:55 am Flavia

    He looks like a young W. Kind of cute if the attitude is right. He’s dressed like a noob but he looks like he has stamina.

    Hand around neck and big grin is my guess. He looks comfortable around her.

    To short guys: tons of chicks loved the short guys on breaking bad and the shield (Michael chiklis?). Attitude and muscles go a long way.

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  23. on January 28, 2016 at 7:55 am Wrong Side of History

    Firm no hover hand grip, chest and pelvis out.

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  24. on January 28, 2016 at 7:56 am Ton

    He’s making a fist and is ready to lunch her.

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  25. on January 28, 2016 at 7:57 am Truthteller

    No way she banged Joey Khakipantz.

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  26. on January 28, 2016 at 8:00 am subtotals

    her free hand (and wedding ring) is pointing right to his junk

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  27. on January 28, 2016 at 8:01 am Philly Paul

    She is pointing to his cock with her finger with a big smile on her face.

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  28. on January 28, 2016 at 8:03 am Denton

    Relative body positioning – he’s more forward and dominant as she is in his metaphoric shadow. And the shit eating grin…

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  29. on January 28, 2016 at 8:03 am David Power

    A musical interlude by uk4trump, enjoy:

    Merkel and the Snake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVnF0KV2rvM

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  30. on January 28, 2016 at 8:05 am Eric

    No hover hand

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  32. on January 28, 2016 at 8:09 am tteclod

    Hand on neck. Try that with a stranger.

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  33. on January 28, 2016 at 8:19 am elmertjones

    …and morning comes Fernando…

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 8:25 am senorshark

      His left thumb positioned as if he was or is caressing the nape of her neck. Manjaw aside I would have compartmentalized as well.

      My first post after lurking a long time here. I greatly enjoy reading the articles and comments here…keep up the good work.

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  34. on January 28, 2016 at 8:23 am Jack

    He has hand, literally.

    Check out this tidy summation of Trump’s latest political dominance display, courtesy of Josh Marshall:

    “Trump doesn’t kiss babies. Babies kiss him. He doesn’t have a billionaire backer; he is a billionaire. Trump doesn’t ask for support. He just tells you that you need to stop being a loser and get on board.”

    I don’t think it could be described any better. Trump’s laying waste to the cuckservatives has won him the sincere admiration of liberals, even if most would never admit it.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 10:44 am Glengarry

      Excellent.

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  35. on January 28, 2016 at 8:24 am TLM

    He’s positioned himself ahead of her signifying his dominance and leadership in this relationship, and she is complying.

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  36. on January 28, 2016 at 8:24 am Anonymous

    She pointing to da nuts

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  37. on January 28, 2016 at 8:26 am olivermaerk

    http://freedompowerandwealth.com
    A good decision Trump made – once again.

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  38. on January 28, 2016 at 8:26 am Laguna Beach Fogey

    I can’t stand her. but would bang nonetheless. There’s something sexy about the way she’s standing there.

    The Jewish guy looks like a thirsty dweeb.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 8:36 am Greg Eliot

      Agreed… at first I thought he was Italian, but now I see he has some sort of press pass as an accoutrement to his Young Neocon wardrobe.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 10:26 am Pete

        Looks like an Eskimo. Probably her agent or his kid.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 9:55 am mendo

      She’ll let you do whatever you’d like. Worth a spare hour in the day.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 10:49 am Scanman

      Same here Fogey. She’s old but her look (high-T princess bitch) pleases me.

      Can’t be helped.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 12:18 pm MZ

      Yeah, at first I thought it was Ron Goldman and Nicole Simpson.

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  39. on January 28, 2016 at 8:33 am Greg Eliot

    You guys are all wet…

    He’s far more happy to be in the pic that she is, he’s leaning his haid well into her rather than vice versa, and the hand on the neck is more of a buddy maneuver… while her hand is clutched firmly on the ubiquitous phone that has become a permanent appendage of womens’ hands.

    Didn’t we just see an assload of pics with The Donald having his arm(s) on hot women? Where was HIS hand, in every pic?

    That’s right… the waist. THAT’S how you sexually command a gal.

    Until further proof comes forth, I’m saying this guy is merely a groupie… and so what if he did get laid, he’s barely out of his teens, and she’s a blonde… DUH!!!

    The cougar scores more alpha cred this time.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 8:53 am Greg Eliot

      That you guys can’t see that this little dork in the pic is trying too hard, and SHE’S the one commanding the frame… (((shakin’ mah haid)))

      Y’allz red pills are lookin’ a bit pink right about now.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 9:05 am Kid Jupiter

        Agreed. No way he was banging her.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 2:04 pm Tarl Cabot

        Part of the Fox News sorority shtick is how they love, love, love, the beta dweebs who make up their core audience. Meantime, they marry hedge funders or Navy SEALS.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 8:53 am tteclod

      “…and the hand on the neck is more of a buddy maneuver…”

      As I said, try that with a stranger.

      Touching the neck is a comforting gesture and releases calming hormones. Women do it to themselves when nervous. Putting your hand on a woman’s neck is a directing and calming manipulation of her psyche.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 9:09 am Greg Eliot

        Hand on the neck? Pfft… happens all the time, when congratulating someone or putting them in your confidence, whether male or female, even when you don’t know them all THAT well. As you say, it has a directing and calming effect, regardless of sex.

        Try putting your hand around a stranger’s or mere acquaintance’s waist some time.

        And since when is “calming of the psyche” akin to roiling alpha sexual display?

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 11:04 am tteclod

        It may be that some here take for granted the confidence necessary to accomplish that level of touch. I can’t recall EVER resorting to “hover-hand,” and I don’t (now) shy from women’s waists, necks, or shoulders, but not all women will respond equally to such an approach from all men. [Nor, for that matter, does my wife respond well to other men touching her this way. That’s the filter I use to judge alpha displays: will this anger my wife if some guy tries it with her.]

        I’m not trying to say it’s hard for YOU to accomplish kino, but it isn’t necessarily easy for the newbie or the shut-in to make the leap to touching.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 9:08 am Andrew

      No bro. Neck grab like that is far more dominant. She is also pointing at his dick.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 9:12 am Greg Eliot

        I agree it’s also dominant, in a try-hard manner… back in high school, I remember distinctly we walked with our girlfriends in the hallways that way, because around the waist was awkward for movement in crowds, and it was also a sort of mate-guarding thing. Seems like only the jocks did it, and others walked hand-in-hand.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 9:17 am Greg Eliot

        Pointing at his dick? LZOZLZOZLZOLZOLZOLZOL

        She just happens to be holding her phone that way, and for the record, she’s pointing at his navel.

        Sheesh, I’m a bit concerned about some youse guys and these crotch interpretations. (((shakin’ the Gaydar needle)))

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 9:48 am Minesweeper

        @greg, you are really embarrassing yourself here.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 4:31 pm Greg Eliot

        Actually, I’m embarrassed FOR guys like you.

        Try harder, kid… your Cathedralese attempts at shaming language are as sophomoric as your wishful thinking in re what comprises alpha.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 4:34 pm Greg Eliot

        And for the record, boy, a consensus appears to be growing on his being no more than a groupie.

        You clowns can’t even tell a real fist from a nervous thumb squeeze.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 9:35 am The Outsider

      Yep. And he’s not making a fist with his right hand. He’s got his thumb on the inside — a common nervous twitchy thing. Also, his weight distribution isn’t quite right. Too far forward on his toes, too evenly distributed between his feet. He’s anxious. Or maybe he’s just trying to seem taller.

      This guy is… a fan. Or her niece’s boyfriend. Or the son of somebody who matters.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 11:55 am McGonzo

        Yeah, that fist. Strikes me as a nervous action. Beta-tell. And his left arm, up in the uncomfortable but safe shoulder zone. Admittedly a power area, but I suspect he put his arm up there because he was afraid of touching anywhere lower.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 10:16 am Mistral

      >That’s right… the waist. THAT’S how you sexually command a gal.

      This. Guiding hand on the small of the back directing her.

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  40. on January 28, 2016 at 8:36 am Steve

    There is nothing wrong with a woman going outside her marriage for pleasure and happiness if her man cannot give it to her.

    Your implication that there is something wrong with that is a sign that you are afraid of independent women and women seeking their happiness.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 4:36 pm Greg Eliot

      Most droll. Judges give that troll 9.3

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  41. on January 28, 2016 at 8:40 am Minesweeper

    Yep, she is being boned in the pic and loving it. As all good women should.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 9:06 am Kid Jupiter

      No way.

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  42. on January 28, 2016 at 8:40 am Ang Aamer

    Game recognizes Game

    The Donald is schooling the world on GAME

    On push pull
    http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/28/us/politics/with-no-detente-donald-trumps-feud-with-fox-takes-center-stage.html
    “The result over several months has been push-pull between the networks’ dual responsibilities to their bottom lines and their own journalistic standards, from which Mr. Trump frequently challenges them to stray.”

    A comment that says it all – Storytelling
    Take a look at the “most viewed” tab on the front page right now. 3 out of 10 spots are owned by a Donald J. Trump. In fact, I’m surprised that they haven’t installed a large glittery Trump sign over the “most viewed” tab because he owns it for all practical purposes.

    Say what you want about the Donald, but this is not a coincidence. There is something here that he gets, whether you want to admit it or not. This is you. You are the ones giving him these “most viewed” ratings. He knows how to read you. You can’t deny the fact. It’s your eyeballs that are pushing him to the top. This has been going on too long to blame on rubbernecking. Whats really going on? What’s his hold on you?

    The answer is simple. Anyone who deals in a communication field, from teaching to the arts, will tell you that the most powerful communication medium known to humanity is storytelling. But what is storytelling? Drama, theatrics, spectacle, suspense, crises, climax, larger than life characters, and most importantly, constant conflict and resolution. Things that we may belittle as childish and socially unacceptable in contexts other than formal storytelling. But they are very powerful tools in many other contexts as well. Donald Trump is a phenomenal storyteller. We are watching one of the most naturally gifted storytellers we have seen in a very long time. And we just have to read the next page. It’s a very powerful weapon and it may take him much further than any of you will care to admit.

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  43. on January 28, 2016 at 8:41 am Minesweeper

    Much like a man with an erect and engorged nipple at his mouth.

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  44. on January 28, 2016 at 8:44 am GB

    On second thought it is more likely a CH trick question, the Mangyn is more alpha then dweeb guy.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 8:48 am Laguna Beach Fogey

      Yup. Megyn is the alpha.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 9:03 am Greg Eliot

      That’s my take too… he’s looking more like a groupie to me… and if he did score on this near-the-wall shicksa, well… he’s looking WAY too happy.

      Like our coach used to chide us about dancing in the end zone:

      “Act like ya been there before.”

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 11:13 am Scanman

        If she really did f this kid, she’s even more unstable than I would have suspected (I like that…).

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 12:07 pm McGonzo

      Yeah, I agree. Just looking at the picture makes me think she’s in charge. Can’t pick out why, though. Maybe because her head is tilted less. But a lot of it is all the betaness of the guy that I see.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 12:41 pm McGonzo

        Maybe it’s cuz the try-hard guy is in khakis and a blue blazer while the magina sports ZFG old blue jeans.

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  45. on January 28, 2016 at 8:49 am Ang Aamer

    The answer is very subtle… the left hand

    He is idly toying with her top and separating it from covering the black bra.
    Given that this was 2008 and it’s a dark background. I would say that there was a prolonged delay between pose and flash.

    More than enough time for an alpha to subtly tease his conquest.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 8:59 am Greg Eliot

      It never ceases to amaze how the parallax view works… ten people see the same picture, ten different interpretations.

      When men do that “idly toying” thing that you’re so gleefully hoping for, they invariably use the thumb.. and one of the first two fingers.

      This guy just happens to have the alleged target strap in his third and fourth fingers, so unless he’s a practitioner of legerdemain, no sale.

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  46. on January 28, 2016 at 8:49 am Ayy Bola

    I’m not sure how long kelly has been a whatever, but I see a man who doesn’t give a shit about her celebrity. He looks like he’s fucked her, so he’s either faking well (alpha) or really did bang her (also alpha)
    No hover hand, shit eating grin, zero fucks given

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  47. on January 28, 2016 at 8:50 am burke

    guy’s face and glee is the part that makes me think he is just too excited to get a pic for his buddies. and his overall look makes it tougher to believe

    BUT you can see the skin in her armpit, on top of her shoulders and in her chest, she is at or beyond her sell-by date. so any number of things could have happened. look at that talon on the phone. that’s her desperate grip on her self-image as ‘youthful’

    so if it happened, i chalk it up to the oncoming wall, but the kid has got joie d’vivre i’ll give him that

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 12:10 pm MACE

      Agreed. His posture is pretty dominant, but the dude needs a new wardrobe and needs to get rid of that shit-eating grin.

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  48. on January 28, 2016 at 8:51 am Laguna Beach Fogey

    That’s Shia LaBeouf’s little brother.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 12:41 pm mendo

      Shire LaBeouf

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  49. on January 28, 2016 at 8:53 am Cesare

    I’d have to say his body language. He is at a right angle to her while she is facing him full frontal. That, and judging by his expression he ‘knows’ that photo is of him she is only arm candy. Nice work all around.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 9:15 am Tim More

      I think you got it. Her body is facing him, but his body is not facing her.

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  50. on January 28, 2016 at 8:58 am hard9bf

    Come on, y’alls — CH gave it away in his post. The dude’s much shorter than that plainjane lantern-jawed shrike. Anytime a short dude is banging a taller girl, he is alpha, QE to the motherluvin’ D.

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  51. on January 28, 2016 at 8:58 am mendo

    Earrings say it all

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  52. on January 28, 2016 at 9:05 am Andrew

    She’s pointing at his dick.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 9:18 am Greg Eliot

      You said that once already, and it’s been gainsaid.

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  53. on January 28, 2016 at 9:17 am The Spirit Within

    The height differential. You gotta be alpha to make up for that. Every woman asks for it … “pleeeease be taller than me when I’m in heeeeeels omg…”

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 10:36 am Hackett To Bits

      -tsw, very true.
      It’s got to suck to be shorter than average, but as covered in the archives, there are ways for short guys to circumvent this…
      or I suppose if you’re not short but have a thing for gaming women’s volleyball players XD

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 11:19 am The Raven

        I am not tall, and I spent college destroying volleyball player pussy.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 4:25 pm whorefinder

      WHy are you here? Isn’t your HB8-10, five-woman deep harem calling you?

      Or are you too busy lying about U.S. immigration history?

      Faggot Within is a Liar rape!

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  54. on January 28, 2016 at 9:23 am george

    I think her look is more quizical than anything else. Her eyebrows are ever so slightly clenched in that manner

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  55. on January 28, 2016 at 9:23 am Suburban_elk

    What a goofy looking jew. The tie is really bad, and the belt is worse. The pants fit terrible.

    Megan is too skinny, though she looks good in that picture.

    Trump sure put her in place. Kelly you blew it, you had your chance and ya fucked up.

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  56. on January 28, 2016 at 9:24 am Greg Eliot

    So, every time a short guy with a press pass and a Young Republican wardrobe sees a famous tall girl and swoops in for the photo-op, all he’s gotta do is put his hand on her neck and voila!, instant alpha who’s obviously fucking her brains out.

    Got it. :duckface:

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  57. on January 28, 2016 at 9:24 am Anonymous

    The truth is many women fantasize about being taken by a group of guys. Yes they like a lot of cock but have been told that is wrong so it is stuffed deep inside. Women’s sexual capacity is so much bigger than a mans. Men are usually one and done but with women once they get started they can go and go and go. Women will always defer to the Alpha. So if a beta allows his wife to get banged by a group of men she will end up gravitating towards the Alpha over time.

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  58. on January 28, 2016 at 9:25 am Mark Boris

    Well there’s no hover hand, that’s for sure. But his head is leaned in more than hers.

    It’s hard to tell who’s more dominant; they both look really pleased. But at first glance before I read the text, I thought this was going to be about Megyn, The Alpha. Just a gut feeling.

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  59. on January 28, 2016 at 9:28 am Moses

    He’s got The Claw on her. Classic alpha tell.

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  60. on January 28, 2016 at 9:29 am Anonymous

    That is just a picture of a little Danny Davito on the happiest day of his small life.

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  61. on January 28, 2016 at 9:34 am Tilikum

    Not 100% on what you are seeing with him but those hooker hoops she’s wearing say she’s huntin’.

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  62. on January 28, 2016 at 9:35 am Chad

    CH can you address men doing CLOSED FISTS in pictures? Some men don’t know what to do with their hands in pictures. I know the hand in the pocket with one thumb out is the preferred hand placement but what about other hand placements?

    Megyn Kelly is the clear alpha male. The cougar that has ensnared the gleeful early 20 something.

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  63. on January 28, 2016 at 9:36 am Hugh Jenniks

    When I look at her I still see her riding Brit Hume (and prob Ailes & Murdoch as well) to get in prime time.

    Hey did ya hear Murdoch runs an open borders group called Partnership for a New American Economy (PNAE)? That the co-owner of Fox is Al-Waleed?
    That Fox was planning to bring a female muslim activist AND an illegal invader to sandbag Our Glorious Leader at the dabate?

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  64. on January 28, 2016 at 9:37 am Batman

    Yeah CH is playing with us. Kelly is the Alpha. It’s the manjaw.

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  65. on January 28, 2016 at 9:38 am khorne

    The fist and the forward pelvis jut. She’s nestled into him.

    The shoulder hand and toothy grin and head leaning in don’t look good, but those are minor by comparison.

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  66. on January 28, 2016 at 9:41 am NothingMan00

    Is that Fred Savage?

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  67. on January 28, 2016 at 9:43 am Jager

    His left arm is positioned UNDER her right arm, and then his hand rests on her shoulder. He doesn’t just put his arm around her – he intimately positions it close to her body like he owns her.

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  68. on January 28, 2016 at 9:46 am PA

    The annoying-looking kid is the alpha, all considered. CH will occasionally jar us out of mental complacency by featuring an alpha mud. Bring the movies.

    No need to “write our own porn” all the time, guys. (When a cynical friend thinks I’m overstating a desirable scenario, he says “there goes PA again, writing his own porn.”)

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 11:29 am The Spirit Within

      The kid looks 100% wop.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 12:50 pm jackmcg

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

        He’s as jewish as usury.

        Dream on Spirit.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 4:24 pm whorefinder

        and you smell 100% Eskimo.

        Faggot Within rape!

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 10:32 pm jOHN MOSBY

        And you are 100% fucktard , you rancid twat.

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  69. on January 28, 2016 at 9:47 am newlyaloof

    As a shorter dude, let me explain. Short guys are usually too short to put their arms over the shoulder of a taller woman without feeling awkward, so we usually put it around the waist. This dude’s arm goes UNDER her arm, up, over, and around her neck. That’s a power move. Doesn’t hurt that he’s also clinching his fist with thumb in like he’s thinking about thumbing her pooper.

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  70. on January 28, 2016 at 9:49 am Anonymous

    Many beta tells.

    Clenched fist and grasp around her shoulder : mate-guarding
    Forced smile showing his uneasiness
    Head tilted in her direction
    Was clearly dressed by mom + his size : might be 15yo
    Overeager to be with a woman who could be his mom
    Face colour shows that he’s probably drunk : even with liquid courage, he still comes off as a giant beta

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  71. on January 28, 2016 at 9:52 am Each Pond Gone

    The lawyer’s eyes dully emit a sort of sweet & sour smugness. Intentionally self-righteous – not relieved. If the schoolboy really fucked her, he didn’t do it right.

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  72. on January 28, 2016 at 9:57 am Minesweeper

    The fact his hand went higher than his chin tells your he owned this.

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  73. on January 28, 2016 at 10:04 am timwburke

    Rumored by whom?

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  74. on January 28, 2016 at 10:08 am Lee

    Arm over shoulder, clenched fist, showing off his press passes(power)…and he got her off her iphone. Hell she probably just saved his number.

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  75. on January 28, 2016 at 10:22 am webe

    Unassailable shit-eating grin, going with GB here.
    He’s drawing her into his picture, as an exhibit of a score.

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  76. on January 28, 2016 at 10:23 am geo

    His torso is turned away from her signals I’m the real prize here.

    Both are leaning their heads in towards each other, which indicates strong mutual affinity. Torso contact = sexual familiarity or desire for it. Can’t tell if that is happening here but she is pressing her boob into him. I’d say he’s banged her.

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  77. on January 28, 2016 at 10:23 am Wrong Side of History

    There’s a reason why sexually repressed beta nerds are depicted in popular media with poor posture (rounded shoulders, pelvic tension, etc)

    We can separate a loser from a sexual dynamo from postural cues alone.

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  78. on January 28, 2016 at 10:30 am X

    her arm over his shoulder makes her the alpha

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  79. on January 28, 2016 at 10:40 am Corvo

    Say what you see, Gareth . . .

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  80. on January 28, 2016 at 10:43 am Experienced Father

    The short guy in the photo looks like one of Jeb Bush’s kids — George P. Bush or Jeb Jr. — or maybe one of the older grand kids grand kids.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 1:13 pm elmertjones

      Maybe he’s a Crypto-Jew. I still say Fernando is proffering her like a trophy.

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  81. on January 28, 2016 at 10:46 am Unacknowledged_Legislator

    Aura of ZFG

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  82. on January 28, 2016 at 10:46 am Anonymous

    His proximity to her bosom and the fact that HE is in front of HER.

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  83. on January 28, 2016 at 10:47 am m3rcur1us

    Hand placement, his is up high friending her and he’s not leaning into her. Hers is middle of his back expressing intamacy and she’s relaxed with no defenses in facial or body expression.

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  84. on January 28, 2016 at 10:48 am malloymalloy

    His arm is under her right arm but over her left shoulder, pulling her close so her right breast is against him. She is firmly in his grasp. He has the stance of a trophy game hunter.

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  85. on January 28, 2016 at 10:50 am general franco

    Her right hand must be placed on his arse, which tells us she is totally into him sexually. Did I win?

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  86. on January 28, 2016 at 10:53 am Mel Gibson

    We all know who Megyn Kelly wishes would put his arm around her.

    Dare you not to laugh…

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 4:25 pm plumpjack

      BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! nice!

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  87. on January 28, 2016 at 10:59 am J1J2

    Full (pretty much) hand on bare skin.

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  88. on January 28, 2016 at 11:10 am Laguna Beach Fogey

    The Alpha is not in the photo.

    The Alpha is the stud who she’s hoping will call her on her cell phone.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 12:10 pm Mel Gibson

      http://www.trbimg.com/img-563f95df/turbine/la-et-st-donald-trump-ufos-hotline-bling-snl-20151108

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 12:11 pm Mel Gibson

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  89. on January 28, 2016 at 11:33 am kmbr

    I detest this woman. She leaks raw ambition from every pore. You can bet if she was bedding this tyke, it was to further her career. Same with ever constipated Hume.

    Every move she’s ever made was to further her career and boost her resume.

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  90. on January 28, 2016 at 11:34 am Doug Coronel (@tellamabas)

    Straight up, confident smile. Iron strong jaw line. The closed fist is a sign of self assurance. Uncovered crotch, legs slightly open. Hands unapologetically over her skin. Plus, she’s rubbing a nipple over his chest. No doubt about it, Megyn is a true Alpha.

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  91. on January 28, 2016 at 11:47 am sigsawyer

    It’s his left hand, but you wouldn’t catch me dead with a stupid grin like that on my face

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  92. on January 28, 2016 at 11:47 am RB

    Hmm…in favor of his alpha-ness:
    – left hand on bare shoulder
    – left arm under hers, which brings her closer
    – clenched fist (although his thumb is jutting out – possibly clenching first knuckle)
    – she’s partially inside his jacket (the bottom on the left-side is behind her ass, it seems), meaning he’s definitely the lead in this shot
    – She’s taking a picture with him despite the tie
    – Her phone and hand hovering around pelvis/womb, despite somewhat awkward angle it puts on her arm
    – Despite the lean and the fist, he seems fairly relaxed
    – She’s displaying her ring in the shot (it looks almost deliberate)

    She’s putting much more effort into this picture than he is, yet he’s definitely the focus. Her right foot is behind his body and she’s rotated into him, while he’s entirely facing outward.

    I’m not ruling out the CH test (because he’s been known to troll and catch us unawares for an object lesson), but I can see plenty of reasons to support the claim.

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  93. on January 28, 2016 at 12:00 pm Sentient

    "@BradCross4: @Drudge_Report_ @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/Ur1qgG291Z"

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 28, 2016

    meanwhile TRUMP keeps on trumping…

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  94. on January 28, 2016 at 12:02 pm Damn Crackers

    You guys are missing the obvious-

    Look at his tie; the national colors of Germany.

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  95. on January 28, 2016 at 12:03 pm Lost in Moderation

    Kid’s name is Robert Orloski. Was a Temple U student, now a big pharma sales shill — https://www.linkedin.com/in/robert-orloski-9838a223

    So much for the Jew and WOP assessments.

    As a sales type, he knows how to kiss up and win people over. As a professional mannequin, she knows how to pose for the camera which is why she’s all angled the way she is.

    Two whores, made for each other. But I have no idea if they ever knocked boots, and I find it a reach to label either of them as “alpha.”

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 12:15 pm Pete

      As I said:
      Orlowski Name Meaning & Orlowski Family History at Ancestry.com
      http://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=orlowskiProxy Highlight
      Orlowski Name Meaning: Polish (Orlowski) and Jewish (from Poland): habitational name for someone from any of the numerous places in Poland called Orlów, …

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 1:17 pm elmertjones

      OK, skip Fernando. It’s Eddie Munster, and most of you will be mowing his yard in a few years.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 2:03 pm Sean Fielding

      LOM, are you crazy with ‘so much for the Eskimo assessment?’

      Let’s see: short, dark-skinned, big-headed American with black, tight-curled hair, salesman with every appearance of an optimistic personality, has a ‘Polish’ surname. Oh yeah, 100% he’s a Slav alright.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 4:30 pm plumpjack

        is that a waxed, desert ancestry-looking unibrow or are those caterpillars crawling above his eyes?

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  96. on January 28, 2016 at 12:03 pm Sentient

    The eyes have it. Strong masculine energy in his eyes.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 12:11 pm mendo

      Funny thing, Bill Ayers said the same thing about her.

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  97. on January 28, 2016 at 12:06 pm walawala

    The alpha tell is the firm grip he has on her shoulder forcing the taller woman to lean in, tilt her head and wrap her arm around his waist. He’s in front. It’s a photo of him with her slightly to the rear. There’s no space between them and visually she’s in his frame. He could be posing alone and he’d still have a rock solid frame. She’s an adornment. I take all my photos with girls like this. It’s subtle but clear when you know what to spot.

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  98. on January 28, 2016 at 12:06 pm hangel

    not holding the hand like a gayhand? but firm.?? i am your proper student.=))

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  99. on January 28, 2016 at 12:09 pm hangel

    but.. clutching his other hand shut, tensely.. and is the smile.. genuine.. turmoil and/or inner conflict.. maybe not so un tense as first given . . .9

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  100. on January 28, 2016 at 12:10 pm Sensei

    Based on the shadows, it looks like he is packing.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 1:59 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

      Packing what, a jujube?

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  101. on January 28, 2016 at 12:10 pm UKIP

    Pulling off that look. A short guy in that blazer could easily come across as a dork, but no he’s a cunt. You can see it in his face.

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  102. on January 28, 2016 at 12:12 pm Mel Gibson

    http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fbbs.dailystormer.com%2Fuploads%2Fdefault%2Foriginal%2F2X%2F4%2F44742549045e8cb7ff51ebdd668da65afdd56b4d.png&key=WffzWk2PpwcLjctr4Is1Cg&w=600&h=351

    The Alpha MegYn Kelly really wants…

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  103. on January 28, 2016 at 12:17 pm mendo

    Now the veterans group won’t take Don’s donations? Wonder how the vets feel about that.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 12:30 pm Mel Gibson

      There are plenty of veteran’s groups. I saw one cuck pussy wouldn’t take it for his group because he doesn’t want to align politically with anyone. Grow a pair, align with the one candidate who actually gives a shit about your cause and walks the walk, and take the money.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 12:38 pm mendo

      Exactly.

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  104. on January 28, 2016 at 12:23 pm Spot The Alpha Male Tell | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  105. on January 28, 2016 at 12:40 pm Little spoon

    I don’t quite get why he is making an enemy out of her. She’s not a tool of the republican establishment. She’s a conservative maverick like him and seems like she could have easily been converted into an ally.

    Plus, how is she not pretty? Not perfect sure, but she’s quite attractive I would think

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 12:44 pm Benny Hill

      She’s a feminist tw@t. “Megyn”, c’mon.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 12:53 pm ‘Reality’ Doug

      It’s the Trump love-fest. Women are opportunists living only in the moment, not immoral creatures but amoral creatures. Wanting female accountability is silly. Trump’s hit on Fox ratings and making his brand even bigger is a brilliant move. Does he need the media or does the media need him? Don’t be surprised if the Don befriends Megan after she accepts his alpha cred. He ‘works with the best’. Great leaders don’t cocoon themselves into an echo chamber of yes men. A defeated enemy can make a great new deputy without a tempting rival support network. Of course, with a name like Little spoon, I might be agreeing with a woman, but the comment itself seems quite reasonable.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 1:23 pm Mel Gibson

        Reality Doug, she is a woman. She posts infrequently, usually on game posts. Soon you’ll see replies from long-time commenters here mocking her for being a dot-head who also happens to be an idiot.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 1:21 pm Mel Gibson

      You should have stopped at “I don’t get why.”

      Back to the kitchen, woman.

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  106. on January 28, 2016 at 12:41 pm Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

    “But did you know Megyno Kelly, the manjawed embodiment of gogrrl, riotgrrl, tankgrrl, de-feminized lawyercuntery, was rumored to have had an extramarital affair with a college student in 2008?”

    Wow. From catty to cougar, in the space of one, short, alcohol-fueled night.

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  107. on January 28, 2016 at 12:42 pm ‘Reality’ Doug

    I think the photo alone is no proof of copulation. A moment can be transitory or random. However, I’ll play along.

    I believe that the work proximity of pussy is the #1 and always correct indicator of relative SMV rank as actually judged by women. (I question the value of a single data point to determine that.) A negative work proximity value means it will take positive effort from the man to keep her from wrapping his with hers.

    Exhibit A: His junk is out and forward like the feeding mouth of a shark, indicative of a man enjoying the adventure of his life as his own #1.

    Exhibit B: Her junk is facing his junk. In fact all of her playground apparatus is facing him. Even her ass when you consider the work it would take to be in his hands. The locus of control in women is the instincts, the lizard brain, the stem. Accidental orientation? I figure women typically want to look more chaste than they are or would like to be.

    I got all you fucks beat on theory. The cognitive dissonance in the comments section day to day is not the roar of jezabell, but it is pretty damn loud. Biology rules, you emotionally attached, moralistic orcs. Dah, winning. 🙂

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  108. on January 28, 2016 at 12:43 pm Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

    “Because there’s a major alpha male tell in this snapshot. Can you see it?”

    Is it the full hand contact, or the fact that she’s leaning into him, so she’s obviously not repulsed by him?

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  109. on January 28, 2016 at 12:44 pm Benny Hill

    Showing too much teeth.

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  110. on January 28, 2016 at 12:51 pm anon

    Hand on her shoulder. Nothing alpha about him in this photo, at all. I would have had my hand on her lower back even in my beta days long before discovering CH. Trick question. I want a different prize.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 1:02 pm anon

      I don’t care about her leaning in, her boob placement, hip direction, his fist, etc. He is not alpha in this photo in any way, nor does her smile change things. I respectfully disagree with Lord CH if he disagrees.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 2:17 pm Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

        It’s that tie. Nothing says ZFG like wearing a tie like that out in public.

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  111. on January 28, 2016 at 12:53 pm AHB

    His left-hand thumb is UP — signalling a “conquest”.

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  112. on January 28, 2016 at 12:58 pm McGonzo

    Another way to think about this. Imagine that you were told one of these two paid a photographer $10 to take the shot. Who would you pick as having shelled out to save this memory forever? My money would be on Blazer Boy.

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  113. on January 28, 2016 at 1:06 pm REDFIZZ

    The alpha has her knees apart and pivoted toward her conquest. Women rarely ever take photos like that. Usually their knees are together or legs crossed so as to highlight their feminine figure.

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  114. on January 28, 2016 at 1:08 pm Sentient

    haha CH…

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 3:28 pm mendo

      Yes!

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 4:33 pm plumpjack

      Lol’d!

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 4:45 pm Greg Eliot

      Sentient wins this thread by a furlong.

      Well-played, sir… well-played, indeed.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 4:49 pm Sean Fielding

      David Bowie lives.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 7:11 pm Sentient

        LOlz!!!

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 7:10 pm Sentient

      interesting some other dude already had this pic out on the webz…!!!

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  115. on January 28, 2016 at 1:31 pm Hugo Stiglitz

    The position of his hips; as close as possible to hers. Plus the position of his hand on her shoulder. Looks legit.

    She could be smiling like that cause little fella is just so ballsy. That would be my guess.

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  116. on January 28, 2016 at 1:38 pm Sean Fielding

    CH, I must disagree on a point of physiognomy. I’d say Kelly has a reasonably feminine jaw. As you have stated in the past, feminine women do not really have ‘high cheekbones,’ they have more prominent cheeks than men because their jaws and brows are less prominent, bringing out their cheeks. In a certain facial type this feminine trend in the jaw results in quite a pointy chin, which is what Kelly has. It tends to go with a small but pointed nose, so that as these women age they can become like the witch caricature, where the tip of each trends toward a meet-up. Of course, the end-stage comes if the woman is toothless, something that will never happen to Kelly, given her dental care budget. I admit Kelly does have squareness at the angles of the jaw, but I’d say it’s within the acceptable range for Germanic female beauty – though it does interrupt slightly what would otherwise be an ideal oval face. Still, she really appears quite pretty in this pic – glowing as you pointed out.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 2:26 pm Carlos Danger

      Everyone is ragging on Megyn because she is a bitch with an icewater heart. She is nice looking though. Her personality just ruins it.

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  117. on January 28, 2016 at 1:38 pm Haven M.

    I dunno, she got that flat, posing with another drone, publicity smile on her face.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 1:41 pm Haven M.

      like this:

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 2:08 pm Sean Fielding

        NIce gif, priceless change at the break.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 2:08 pm Haven M.

        oh, the hover hands of comi-con.

        NERDS!

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 1:59 pm mendo

      Seems like a couple of hands near her neck.

      (Also, is she annoyed with the last guy or smitten?)

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 2:14 pm Haven M.

        he is the tallest, fittest guy in the group of photos

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 2:55 pm Mel Gibson

        Poor bastard is going bald.

        FYI, that looks like Summer Glau, an actress.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 3:28 pm mendo

        It is her.

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      • on January 29, 2016 at 11:00 am Sean Fielding

        Bald is no big deal – just go Q-ball and KEEP LIFTING. Chicks love it.

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  118. on January 28, 2016 at 1:45 pm Robert Guiscard

    At first I was going to say it’s that their hips are touching, but I’m not sure they are. Hard to tell.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 9:09 pm Lost in Moderation

      Nice choice of user name. I used to live near his capital city. I Normanni!

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  119. on January 28, 2016 at 1:54 pm WhoCares

    He’s alpha because of his clenched fist, like he wanna beat her. Alpha move IMHO.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 7:00 pm McGonzo

      LOL. Not with his thumb in it. That’s nervousness.

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  120. on January 28, 2016 at 1:57 pm Anonymous

    The erect (left) nipple.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 3:34 pm elmertjones

      More distended than erect but you are correct.

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  121. on January 28, 2016 at 1:58 pm mendo

    CH is the alpha in all this. He’s got us chasing answers.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 2:00 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

      Like puppets on a string.

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  122. on January 28, 2016 at 2:02 pm Don

    Her Vagina & her hips are pointed towards his dick

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  123. on January 28, 2016 at 2:12 pm Som

    He has that strong-man/victory pose, as in chest up and out, shit eating grin, the slightly flexed arm with first, and other hand firmly relaxed on her exposed shoulder. It all spells out “I just owned her!”

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  124. on January 28, 2016 at 2:18 pm 3.2.2.6.

    He looks like someone trying really hard to impress Megyn Kelly. That is in itself quite an effort.

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  125. on January 28, 2016 at 2:29 pm Haven M.

    the point of this is not that the weirdo in the pic is alpha (he isn’t) but to troll Megyyn

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  126. on January 28, 2016 at 2:30 pm Saracen III

    Cold read:
    He is not Alpha, but strong Delta – I would trust him with my car keys.
    Presentable clothes but not quite coordinated, plus ID
    = he at work and on duty.
    Standing strong, but reaching UP to hold someone willing to be held.
    A full-time alpha would hold around the waist.

    All in all, he has been asked to pose for the photo, not happy about it but doing it with grace. The Alpha tell is the fist. That is a working man’s hand.

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  127. on January 28, 2016 at 2:47 pm bo jangles

    The alpha tell is because she has a smart phone and isnt using it(eye rolls).

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  128. on January 28, 2016 at 3:00 pm jack

    This place has morphed into Soap Opera Digest.

    [CH: wrong. this place has always had posts like this one. check the archives for proof.]

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 4:36 pm whorefinder

      That’s why your mom enjoys getting molested here.

      Rape!

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 4:54 pm PA

      The first ever “spot the alpha” post featured Pee Wee Herman.

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  129. on January 28, 2016 at 3:11 pm Wrong Side of History

    Do we get participation trophies?

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  130. on January 28, 2016 at 4:22 pm mendo

    OT: got a game-ish question. It seems, from what I’ve read and see, that asking girls out on a date is a bad idea. As in: ask her out, take her some place, spend money, go home with blue balls. So, how does one set a stage for a meetup?

    I know there’s the “I’ll be here at such and such place” but what to do when such a situation doesn’t occur. I guess I’m asking on tips to circumvent the Hollywood-esque way of going out.

    It seems to be that if I’m already planning on doing something, I can get the girl to tag along. Maybe I’m missing a step somewhere.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 4:55 pm plumpjack

      @mendo, it’s a perennial problem. if you’re meeting a girl first time and it’s not at work or through friends then you have an uphill battle to reconnect at a future time. it’s a timing issue that is compounded by the distractions of her workload, social media, and dating market options

      after pondering this very issue for years, I’ve come up with a few thoughts and ways to mitigate:

      1. go for the insta-date. if you have a girl’s attention for 20-30 minutes, and it doesn’t feel forced, then say “hey what’re you up to right now wanna sit for a sec?” and continue chatting

      2. don’t take her number, but rather set up a future date on the spot. “hey if you’re free tomorrow night meet me at such-and-such place at 8, my friends and are playing darts” etc. this is a great ZFG move

      3. increase your odds by approaching more girls

      4. be lazy like me and work at a bar close to your house where you know girls can come find you and you can get paid to game a girl throughout the evening or over days or weeks and eventually right into your bed

      5. as a last resort just ask her the fuck out, whether there are any IOIs or not. sometimes a girl will just say yes impulsively. I’ve had luck this and it still amazes me when it works

      regardless, strive to make as deep and penetrating an impact on her as possible. girls have very short memories and so while you might remember the exact shape of her tits her memory of you will be more foggy. unless you really shake her up. in a good way.

      remember, with girls it’s about c-o-n-n-e-c-t-i-n-g, in whatever way you can. if you focus on that the next step will follow. often she’ll initiate it. hope this helps

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 6:47 pm mendo

        Good stuff. Gets the ball rolling. (No pun…eh, sure, why not.)

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 5:41 pm elmertjones

      Don’t ask her, command her. See “How to Date Young Women for Men Over 35” Vol. I & II.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 7:07 pm Sentient

      @mendo

      “It seems to be that if I’m already planning on doing something, I can get the girl to tag along. Maybe I’m missing a step somewhere.”

      The Platinum Rule strikes… do what you want to and all… the step you are missing is telling the girl you will be doing it.

      ijjjji at Sedfast, one of the long time guru guys there, swears by never asking a girl out, just keep flirting (even via text) and dropping hints as to what he is up to until she invites herself along. You might check out his posts…

      and +1 on Plump’s suggestions, but with the instadate you can do it in as little as 3-5 minutes into an interaction. weight things in your favor by understanding the logistics, where you are sarging, what’s open coffee, bar, restaurant, bookstore… whatever. Know the surrounding area so you can lead her.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 7:15 pm plumpjack

        ” …you can do it in as little as 3-5 minutes into an interaction…”

        agreed. I think my sense of time is off. when I’m trying to get into a girl’s pants 1 minute of talking can sometimes feel like hours

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 7:41 pm walawala

        @Sentient On a further note…sexualizing my texts. The new one I’m gaming seems keen. We met NYE, we went for coffee a few days later because her work sched is so random…While I’ve been away she replies to my texts with longish updates on whatever she’s doing.

        I keep mine tight. A photo from where ever I am, and then “Send photos”. she sent one from one of her outports. It was her let stretched out with some kind of really goofy pyjamas…

        Me: “nice lingiere, Victoria’s Secret?”

        I sent a shot of cakes form a local cake shot

        Me: “Try to control yourself”

        The idea here is to frame her as a bit wild to incept the idea it’s ok to be that way… I’m trying different things on different types of girls.

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      • on January 28, 2016 at 8:39 pm mendo

        Okay, that’s what I was getting at. Thanks, fellas.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 7:32 pm walawala

      @Mendo, here’s how I do it. After gaming and getting the number I will send a text usually within a day to the girl: “Hey crazy girl, let’s meet up for drinks, what’s your schedule?” That’s it. Go for drinks…

      Krauser’s books and blog have a lot more detail on this but basically I usually pick a neutral place for the first drink…then, move it to another location, darker, then back to my place.

      It’s not a “date” date even though it’s a date.

      I’m now gaming a busy flight attendant. After number closing her at a party I sent that above text. She responded right away with some dates/times.

      We went for coffee for a few hours between her shift and my work. I play questions game, tease, build attraction and comfort.

      The second meet up with this girl was for lunch on the day I was leaving for a 2 week holiday. Since she was late because of weather I couldn’t bounce back to my place.

      So, any next meet up will be: “Hey let’s meet up”. when she agrees, it will be “Let’s broil some steaks and make cocktails.” If she refuses….it’s time to drop her.

      Most of my dates are like this. Usually they end in a bang because there’s no reason to get together unless it is to bang.

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  131. on January 28, 2016 at 4:54 pm whorefinder

    I have the ultimate alpha male tell.

    Guess what it is….

    C’mon kids, let’s unite on this one…

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 5:06 pm PA

      Does it involve “bitch, I’ll teach you to cocktease!” foreplay?

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 7:21 pm PA

      This kind of Alpha male tell?

      – She squirms “no, please”
      – The Alpha: “bitch, I’ll teach YOU to cocktease!”
      – Holding both her wrists with one hand and covering her mouth with the other
      – Prying her knees apart, scooting the panties-crotch over
      — …
      – Why is she softly crying and staring into space?
      – She flinches when The Alpha touches her cheek.
      – The Alpha gets up, zips up his pants, starts the truck. Leaves her in the afterglow of love.

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    • on January 29, 2016 at 5:47 am Avenroad

      Really Aggressive Penetrative Entry.

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      • on January 29, 2016 at 9:58 am mendo

        Very nice!

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  132. on January 28, 2016 at 6:18 pm Ponce du Lion

    Alphas don’t mate manjaws and she is the queenz of all manjaws. Is there a manjaw of the month contest??

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  133. on January 28, 2016 at 7:03 pm Jim Christian

    She’s a liberal slut. Of COURSE she fucked him. She divorced her Doctor husband, screwed this kid and would get sticky and slippery if only Donald Trump would fuck her, too! Megyn Kelly is a Syracuse, NY born, bred and educated slut. The conservative thing is BS. She’s a liberal, feminist, walking, talking slut-tell. So obvious for five years now, ever since the departure of Laurie Dhue. Megyn Kelly fucked her way to where she is now. Everyone knows it.

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 8:00 pm benfromtexas

      Agreed.

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  134. on January 28, 2016 at 7:04 pm McGonzo

    Trump Thread?

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  135. on January 28, 2016 at 7:28 pm McGonzo

    Holy shit! See that gomer up on stage with that babe?! *THERE* is an alpha. Not Blue Blazer Boy.

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  136. on January 28, 2016 at 7:41 pm Maine Dad

    Reading too much into this one. That’s the same grip he uses on his brahs at the frat, his fellow kool-aid drinkers at Amway meetings posing for post-rally we’re all in this together pics, and for strippers when getting “wait’ll the guys see who I met” pictures. Grip her good a) because you don’t want her slipping away before the picture and b) because you are over-excited and can’t contain yourself. As a 6’5″ guy I can tell you little dudes grip shoulders to feel powerful & to keep their hand from sliding off. That arm is outstretched. Gotta tack it in place. If he had any physical relations with her his hand would be much lower… Top of hip, or around waist pulling her in.

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  137. on January 28, 2016 at 8:22 pm Johnny Redux

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 8:24 pm Johnny Redux

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 8:28 pm Johnny Redux

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 8:31 pm Johnny Redux

      White leftist German women handing out roses to rapefugees in Cologne, and across Germany, in a clear, “F*UCK our White men, and our White race…we prefer you rapist, pedophile, non-White muslims to the racists xenophobes!” CH…I need a drink. I feel like I am in a nightmare.

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  138. on January 28, 2016 at 8:29 pm Johnny Redux

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    • on January 28, 2016 at 8:38 pm Johnny Redux

      Our women are killing us!

      http://www.wnd.com/wnd_video/leftist-women-in-germany-hand-out-roses-to-muslim-migrants-after-the-cologne-rape-attacks/#ooid=pla3NpMDE6T7B9MHz433cTAxDe1JEzvJ

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      • on January 30, 2016 at 5:44 pm Johnny Redux

        This whole thing is State-instituted and sponsor Stockholm Syndrome. If you read up on the victims in Stockholm, giving rise to that syndrome’s name, when they were freed they not only refused to help in the prosecution of their captors, but raised money for their defense. No surprise, without the syndrome’s name saying so, but the victim’s were WOMEN. So, it is really a little vague to name the syndrome after the city, but I guess that is easier that saying Crazy Weak B1tch Syndrome.

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      • on January 30, 2016 at 5:46 pm Johnny Redux

        Whoops….wrong photo (that was post-WWII death camp for Germans by Ike). Here is the photo of the Stockholm bank prisoners from 1973:

        http://sverigesradio.se/sida/images/1602/2960717_1200_675.gif?preset=article

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  139. on January 28, 2016 at 8:37 pm Just Saying

    “short manlet… there’s no way he was banging Megyn”

    I find this humorous – mostly because as a man that’s 5’6 I have sex with a lot of women both taller and shorter than me, and I can’t tell you how many times a woman will stop as we walk past a window that has our reflection and be floored that she’s taller than I am. The fact is that women have a laundry list of things they “want” in a man, but when there is a man they want in front of them – that list goes out the window and all they focus on is the man they want – everything else is secondary.

    So height, money, success, etc… are ALL secondary to the tingles she gets when she’s with you. So forget all of the non-sense – it’s YOU that matters to a woman – everything else is secondary to her desire for you. It is that simple. If you think it’s something else, it’s because you are lacking in the thing that women want and it’s not your money, height, or anything else – it’s all about how she feels when she is with you. And it is up to you to make her feel that way…

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  140. on January 28, 2016 at 8:46 pm Jim Christian

    Reminds me of Christie Brinkley when she was plotting her divorce from Billy Joel. Uptown Girl was going on camping trips and ski expeditions and crawling into sleeping bags with young boys to keep warm as a survival tactic. Megyn is the same. One wonders if there is anyone in NYC she HAS’NT fucked.

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    • on January 29, 2016 at 10:18 am kuchak

      Me. I’m from NYC and I haven’t fucked Megyn yet.

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  141. on January 28, 2016 at 8:55 pm cptnemo2013

    Reblogged this on MGTOW 2.0.

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  142. on January 28, 2016 at 9:19 pm McGonzo

    BTW, missed by all. Chickiepoo is braless. And since nobody can tell (other than the true specialists such as myself), that means she’s not turned on by Blazer Boy.

    CH fail on this one. Blazer Boy is beta. Sadly it appears that we are all mortal. :(.

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  143. on January 28, 2016 at 9:26 pm Afterthought

    Or she was cornered by an autistic young Republican and just tried to be nice.

    Notice the dress mismatch: they aren’t together.

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  144. on January 28, 2016 at 9:39 pm passionman

    If Megyn Kelly said to anyone on here, ” Please fuck me! Please!,” you’d rip off here tank top and pound her into the next floor down.

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  145. on January 28, 2016 at 9:57 pm McGonzo

    Observe the Blue Blazer and the slack on Blue Blazor’s left side. He snuggled up to the chick, she backed up. He grabbed her to stop her from backing up. Beta all the way baby,

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  146. on January 28, 2016 at 10:21 pm Beemans

    No, no, no, Heartiste….She was banging Brit Hume. This tale has been recounted by multiple sources. That’s how she rose up so fast with average good looks and being yet another blonde Fox babe with a JD. (She may have banged this midget as well, but the Hume bang is where the real story begins for this slut). My assumption is she banged O’Cuckly as well. I just get that vibe…..

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  147. on January 29, 2016 at 12:07 am Rum

    The best way to answer this, IMHO, is go back to go all way back to the root definition of “alpha”. And that can be adumbrated as the qualities manifested by a man that compel bangable women to push their tits against his chest while he fingers their bra strap. In public..

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  148. on January 29, 2016 at 3:51 am Avenroad

    He looks like he’s saying, with pride of ownership, “Look at my little sister Megyn. Isn’t she all growed up?”

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    • on January 29, 2016 at 3:54 am Avenroad

      …but her boob pressing into his chest tells you she isn’t his little sister.

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      • on February 1, 2016 at 9:15 am White Power

        Or does it

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  149. on January 29, 2016 at 7:36 pm AG

    The “college student,” in my opinion, looks like a bobble head doll.

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