If you get the opportunity to snort c*ke off a girl’s ass, only one thought will go through your mind, blandly and iteratively.
“Here I am, snorting c*ke off a girl’s ass.”
The whole experience is meta to the max; audience to your own theater. The arietta will be accompanied by a syncopation of contrived eroticism, which nonetheless won’t much diminish its melodic exhilaration, because something beastly and primal is exposed by the indiscriminate consumption. But the passion, tacitly scripted, will in recollection seem quite silly the next day under the harsh glare of a noontime sun.
hi, nsa!
It’s like having sex. The first time you’re just thinking, wow! I finally lost my virginity! But later you get used to it and start to enjoy it. Hang in there.
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When I saw the title, I knew right away you were referring to “cake”. Yum.
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Yeah, but CHOCOLATE cake?!?
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Re the “chocolate cake” I bet TSW is furiously jerking his willie looking at that pic!!!
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Ok CH. Who snorted coke off your ass? Let it out, what’s his name? #nohomo
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was it you jessie pinkman?
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Along those lines, back in 1990, Sephardim Mark Rubin aka “Marco Rubio” was arrested after-hours in a park notorious for GAY prostitution: http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3390925/posts
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GLOBO-HOMO, NOW WITH THE POLICE RECORD TO PROVE IT:
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Rubin and Runio both mean Ruby, as in jewel merchants
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Runio = Rubio
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That’s one hot sexy Cubano!
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Wow, is that guy really a candidate for President? I had somehow missed that.
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Off topic: Whats the best way to blatantly give a girl the option to fuck while saving as much face as possible and investing minimum effort? Like something you could say or do to a large number of females i.e. planting seeds in a social circle, school or job. Obviously game requires effort but I mean as a foot in the door tactic.
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Just tell her you’d give her the honour of fucking you. ZFG. High risk – High reward
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Say, “So, do are you spoken for or are you going to come over to my place and fuck? (or make love, or however you want to phrase it). This assumes the sale (a major game tenet) while at the same time offering a way to reject you that saves face (she can say she has a boyfriend.)
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Walk up to her, look her square in the eyes, and say, in a slow, deep, measured voice, the word “Hello.” Then let the conversation proceed wherever it proceeds [with just a little guidance from Evo-Psych in molding the procession of it].
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Can you tell a girl she is pretty,or as I was tempted to say,looks prettier every time I see her? That too betafag??Can you ‘splain?
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Honestly, it all depends on your attitude. If you’ve got solid implacable inner Sh!tlord frame, and you’re in a happy cheerful upbeat playful mood, then go ahead and compliment her, and enjoy doing it. But if you’re all Beta apprehensive and nervous and sweating and almost passive aggressive about it [in terms of slithering back under your rock when the compliment falls flat on its face], then fuhgeddaboudit.
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It’s all about the Inner Frame. Build your inner frame on a rock-solid ZFG foundation of Sh!tlordery, and then the External Frame will just naturally flow from there. Stop caring, and ditch the nervousness and apprehension and sweaty palms and trembling and of course the butt-hurtedness afterwards. Once you achieve true ZFG, butt-hurtedness will no longer be an aspect of your nature, because you just won’t give a d@mn anymore. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, worms inheritors of this excess…
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Eye fishing for the instinctive connection. Meaning eye fucking but more variety and finesse. Need a rich target environment to reliably find the instinctively DTF chick 7 or above. Focus on skill growth not getting the lay, imo. Nothing like a stand-up homerun, so I would imagine. Less work in the long run to develop a negative work proximity of pussy field. Still in development. lol
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depends on the girl. most higher smv girls will not respond well to a direct invitation to shag. some subtly is usually necessary, and a fair bit prior groundwork
if really you think you have what it takes to be the go-to stud for a particular circle of girls, then read this:
http://bristollair.com/2008/inner-game/nature-reality/secret-society/
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That’s a helluva post and title. Especially at this hour. It does keep you up. Party on, Wayne! Party on, Garth!
(Vocabulary got a boost too!)
Now that’s a helluva film, The Boost with James Woods. Rough…very rough.
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[…] An important post about snorting cocaine off a lady’s bottom. […]
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Why do you censor the word coke?
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He’s censoring the word cake…
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Pretty much.
Same feeling as your first threesome. Oddly meta in the moment. Felt awesome about it for maybe one or two days.
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I thought it was dull at the time when I had a threesome. It just wasn’t that great and felt more mechanical than fun.
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I had that feeling about a bj and a fuck from different gals, spaced about an hour and a 10-minute walk apart.
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Getting a beej from a barely legal blonde chic in a pub car park while resting against the boss’s new Porsche seemed crazy at the time and pointlessly comic afterwords. A few days later we drove past the place in daylight and noticed the CCTV.
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This is retarded, it’s similar to public sex. It’s one of those things nobody really enjoys but just does for ego.
Strive to fuck hot girls, preferably in your apartment, and to learn fully about the nature of women, and to love them. Forget about ridiculous culturally-imposed bullshit like “snorting coke of a girl’s ass”. Stupid.
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Forget about ridiculous culturally imposed bullshit like “love”
Ftfy
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I don’t mean love is that sense, I mean love as in “loving women”, not hating them or being negative about them.
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Love isn’t culturally imposed. It is a natural drive and need as much as your need for sex.
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I don’t see how snorting coke off a chic’s ass could be construed as negative or an act of hate.
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Never said it was hateful, I just said it was stupid. It is part of the game trap of doing things for validation. It’s the typical +1 bullshit that is byproduct of poor inner game.
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You used the term “hating” and now you are saying that you meant it in some other way. Are you female?
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Anon used “hating” in one way, and then you used it in another to create the false appearance of a contradiction and to stir up drama.
Is it your moon time?
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Is it a civil partnership.
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I love sex, does that count as love?
hehehe…
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Aw, go on and snort P*psi off y’alls mothers’ azzes.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
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I snort poo off my mothers ass after she has an accident.
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Personally, I always preferred the flip side…a nice line extending downwards from the navel. Then again I never felt the least bit silly the next day or at any time afterwards. That said I have been party to a man signing an oil well operations contract on a stripper’s ass as she reclined on-stage for the purpose. Never feel too bad about that either.
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I’ve only had coke snorted off my dick.
What a rush of power.
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I’d love to do that
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literally lol’d..thats funny spirit gets wrecked
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did this post really need to be written? followed up by a workout post?
what’s going on here? has this site been hacked by mossad?
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Mossad has higher standards… and a more ready sense of wit.
The site was hacked by the DNC.
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I tooted off a chick’s ta-ta’s a few times. Does that count? Hey, a frivolous post/thread for once. I like it!
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Does it count if she’s not conscious when you do it?
Taking to the whorefinder level rape!
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Propranolol FTW.
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girl’s-ass-as-furniture. I’m okay with that. very utilitarian.
tried using a girl’s ass to do some light welding once but that didn’t go over so well. she kept jumping from the sparks and I couldn’t get a good seam
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Was she producing a lot of flux?
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Assetylene mix was off, I imagine.
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Paging Gas-Buttox, Gas-Buttox . . .
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Some advice: do the line off her ass AFTER you’ve banged her – for guys with normal physiology, blow is a total boner killer. Its main role in Game is female aphrodisiac: doesn’t do anything much for chicks’ sexual performance either, but is a great bad boy, ZFG status signal.
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IOW: Avant bang – a line of c*ke for her, a line of pulverized Viagra/cornstarch (see, there are good carbs) for you.
Apres bang – huff to your heart’s content.
Disclaimer: NOT medically vetted.
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Snort-Game FTW!
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I have a friend who kept picking up girls while he was coked out of his mind and he always struggled to get it up. It was probably more frustrating than inceldom.
This being said, unless you go crazy about it, you should still be able to get it up. I’d rather snort it off breasts than ass though. I have a fantasy of having a hand full of cocaine and slapping a girl with it and see her face smeared with cocaine. lol. Shit that will probably never happen in this life time.
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point of order, A-bro-ham Lincoln:
Ass or tits? both.
Sushi, coke, both?
Would you do sushi on the tits, then flip her over for the coke? Isn’t it better to share the coke via tit snorts?
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Have a good night last night, CH?
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There is majic in the World. Every now and then it happens.
Sometimes, you are the one who makes it happen. Sometimes, it comes to you like an angel in your dreams.
Either way, you get to keep it.
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Gladly, I in no way can relate to the topic of this post, and therefor am speechless.
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I tried cocaine maybe 6 or 7 times 20 years ago ( was in my 30s ), I did not like it.
But then again I was never much into drugs, only tried a few things, did acid maybe 3 times hated more each time, smoked some pot as a teenager, it was ok but quickly realized drugs are not for me…or I’m not made for drugs…
The best drug for me is good sex with a good looking woman or her giving me a long massage.
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CH has probably done this. Remember his post “The Wig”.
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A couple of years ago I capitalized on the opportunity to snort rails of high-grade blow off a hot stripper’s fine, firm ass. Fuck, it was awesome, had to pinch myself—pure, unadulterated decadence!
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About time CH started writing poetry.
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It reads like you wrote this about 5 minutes after you snorted coke… Gratz, I guess. But really, drugs like cocaine fun a few times in life but regular users are degenerates.
Sometimes I just don’t get you. One day, you extol the virtues of WASP culture, the next you’re advocating your readers to embrace the habits of black men.
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Different writers brah
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He isn’t doing so.
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NABMALT
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Lolz brotha str8 up gotta 4 coka like a real nigggaz. After all ghhetttoezz iq can’t go down bcos it is -83638248352836383736381638362928268638377391638368273837
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This ain’t my blog, but I join the expression of dislike of this post. Longer comment in mod.
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Now I know why I was addicted to reading this blog after ketamine binges back in the day. Drug chemistry.
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I think this is an epic ping text. Can work on a lot of levels:
You: I’ve been a bad boy
Her: why??
You: At a birthday party…and just snorted c*ke off {add whatever here]
Her: what???
You: cake…typo…you have a dirty mind.
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try-hard beta, like all of your FRs. You don’t call yourself a bad boy. You demonstrate and get her to say “You are baaaad!!!” and then slap you in the shoulder.
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I take it none of you have ever been addicted to coke or have known and loved someone who was addicted to coke.
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I have not, but I join your dislike of this post by CH.
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What happened?? Was she a ingenue with big tits?? How did she shittest? Who brought the sugar cake?? I bet wasn’t CH. This story has too little data!
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I feel like I know the writer from somewhere… (No, not because of the coke and ass thing) You speak like someone I know very well. Hmmmm.
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