Can we spare a moment for some brisk Realtalk that’s liable to send a certain contingent reaching for their smelling salts? Facials are hot. The giving of them, if you’re a man (or a man not named John Scalzi). The receiving of them, if you’re a woman (or a man named John Scalzi).
Check that, if you’re a certain kind of woman.
Depraved though facials may be, there’s no denying the act’s electrifying sexual charge. A facial is the Pollock splattered symbol of incontestable ownership by the man of his woman. It isn’t the Christian thing to do, but damn me if the devil’s bedroom blueprint isn’t a schematic leading straight to the jizz-soaked id.
The catch-22 is that the woman who will eagerly welcome into her face and upturned eyes the beatific brandishing of your white hot boner brew is not the woman you’d trust to leave alone for more than a week without a champion series labia lock set to impregnable.
It is the reality of woman: she who most excites your manly humors is she who least assures your manly honor.
My advice: If you love a woman, and you love the idea of giving her a facial, try it out. If she allows it, but only after expressing an initial and thereafter rolling reluctance, (i.e., she puts up some resistance and isn’t parting at the lips to try it again), she’s your long time gal instead of your good time gal.
Rather she just swallowed – she worked for it – she needn’t wear it to prove the point.
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I’m with you; deep throat swallow at the end is commitment.
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Definitely prefer they swallow. Spitting out is fine, as long as completion was achieved ‘inside’.
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^This 😀
Alternatively, a pearl necklace is a good “middle ground”.
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When she tastes pre-cum and you hear her moan in approval you know found a cock goblin.
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MORE pedestalizing of women?
The “right” girl wouldn’t do this kind of stuff? GTFO here
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From my experience, nothing gives a woman more satisfaction than turning on her man so much that he covers her face in cum. Whether its a porn star or a long term girlfriend, the look on their face other than the coating of baby batter is one of happiness and satisfaction. They seem to get so much joy in getting facialized. Maybe its primal where they can see how much they turn you on by not only getting you off but getting a measurement in plain sight on their face to see. Cumming on their tits or ass is o.k but the smile of satisfaction on their face when facialized is worth its weight in jizz.
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As a long term wife, could not agree more
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So do I ask her first or just go for it?
[CH: just go for it. Ignore any token resistance below the level of actively pushing your peen away.]
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I pulled out and poured my protein all over the back of one girl I thought was a good girl. Her response was that was fucking hot. You’d be surprised. I had another good girl request it the first time we did it. As in, date 4, she pulls me in her and then says, “oh btw, I want you to come all over me”
It’s just, with facials, you know, the mouth is right there. The beej finish is nice.
But I will do it next time.
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I always aim for the face now. (No birth control). She got used to it and it’s a great way and a good opportunity to give her a compliment on a job well done.
By the way, I’ve been using the “what fabric is this”, as I openly and shamelessly run my hands over her T&A, in public. Mostly she giggles. Sometimes a feeble protest “what if your daughter see’s”; I answer “she will see you are my woman”.
Thank you again and again CH.
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Right on man!
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Early on, one of my chics was on her knees, blowing me. As the moment neared, I started to warn her. I said something like, ‘Ease up a little, I don’t want to get it all over your face!’. (Idiot) To which she said, ‘Ooh. THAT could be interesting!’. Whenever she said ‘interesting’, she always said it with a certain lilt. She was a rather sultry chic. I was about 20, she was about 18. I was a guitar playing, partying, selfish, and poor dropout. She was the daughter of the top dentist in the city. She had told me about cotillion and such, of which I knew nothing. Only after I got older did I realize what she was acting out. Anyway, I always feel stupid for being so naive back then. My preference has always been to finish ‘inside’, otherwise it’s just a glorified handjob. It’s also why I consider a person to be a virgin if they’ve only EVER used rubbers evertime they have sex.
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I thought cotillion was some kind of dance.
What a sheltered life I must have lead…..
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@irishsavant
Exactly my point. Though I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic. I had never heard of cotillion. Hell, I thought masons were only bricklayers! I knew everything about guitars and fighter planes, but never heard of cotillion or Masons. I couldn’t understand why people went to college. I mean, didn’t leaving high school mean that we didn’t have to go to school anymore? Heh. Most chics that I banged were from upper middle class families and were college bound or college students, and I was just a broke-ass musician with habits and a motorcycle. I had major life epiphanies at around 25 years old and finally started to understand life. Stay alert and armed, men.
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When I was young, a hand-job, or any release for matter, was welcome. As I got older though, finishing on the stomach or other part was fine, but for some reason finishing inside her vag was always (and still is) goal #1. It never gets boring for me. Even during a BJ, I always desire to finish inside her (unless for the occasions in the past, of course, that you do not want to get anywhere near a one-night stand’s nether regions). It just seems natural to me. The rest is not the best.
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Facials? Why leave traceable evidence?
Condoms and baby powder rape!
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Semen has one goal, one purpose in life – through the cervix or die trying!
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Ryan Faulk once said that feminists were women with lower than average beta tolerance. I think this is true.
Women want to be objectified and degraded by a superior man. Feminism is an organized shit test.
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Essentially. The feminists are the ones that submit the hardest.
You don’t hear anything about rape culture while you are fucking her up the ass in a choke-hold. They just kiss you, hug you, thank you for the night, and reward you with second date.
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“Ryan Faulk once said that feminists were women with lower than average beta tolerance. I think this is true.
Women want to be objectified and degraded by a superior man. Feminism is an organized shit test.”
Unfortunately i do not believe that the explanation for feminism is that simple.
I also believe that what you wrote is true, but this is not the whole picture. Feminism is also based on penis envy – envy towards men, and anger towards nature, that made men and women unequal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_envy
“Penis envy is theorized as a discrete event and reoccurring force in psychosexual development, not just as “envy of the penis,” but is sometimes used inexactly in contemporary culture to refer to women who are presumed to wish they were men…Those women sought revenge on the male through humiliation or deprivation (whether by removing the man from the penis or the penis from the man).”
So it it possible that you are far better and stronger that a woman, and for her to hate you precisely because of that. So even if all men were alphas, there will still be envy and jealousy towards men.
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the simplest definition of feminism: a biologically-hardwired, survival-oriented ideology/thought process that seeks to justify the continued existence of costly, superfluous wombs during times of high population densities
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This is naive. Some feminists genuinely despise men. Some of it is out of envy. Consult Freud. Thinking these women prefer more Alpha men is a quick road to job loss, prison, or divorce rape for some guys. You’re using male logic to try and figure out female thought “patterns” (if such a thing even exists) — always a mistake.
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Addendum: I just saw that someone made my exact comment above. Reinforces my point. And to that I’ll add: Some of the “old guys” really knew their stuff when it came to women. Their theories might be dismissed as antiquated, but there’s a reason so many in the mainstream want them viewed as irrelevant.
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“White hot boner brew”……..and this is why I love CH.
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Man chowder
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baby batter
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Guy gravy.
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To Colonel Hogan: if a woman spits out your sperm it means she deems you low quality.
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@Batman
As opposed to blowing with a condom or something? I’m aware of the implication of the rejection (although the point could be made that chics can be overwhelmed by the suddenness and volume, especially if they’re inexperienced), I was merely making a point about finishing inside. Never experienced the ‘spit out’ myself and I hate even the IDEA of chics spitting AT ALL. It’s like women who swear, typically porn trash or office skanks. Doesn’t do it for me. But your larger point I do agree with, that a ‘spitter’ be nexted ASAP. Same with a chic who eagerly gulps with gusto on a first night bang. Although, an inexperienced male might have difficulty nexting such a chic.
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Huh? Why would she allow your dick in her mouth and let you cum if you’re low quality? The fact she sucking your dick means she finds you above a threshold quality level. Most girls don’t suck the dick of guys who they consider to be low quality guys. If she spits in out she is inexperienced or simply doesn’t like the taste and has the confidence not to care what you think of it. Not everything has some abstract psychological explanation.
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Rather just shoot it down their throats. Feels much better and doesn’t cause me to bust out into laughter.
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Not to mention that swallowing gives her all kinds of nutritional and health benefits (assuming you’re healthy. Having her swallow shows her you care about her wellbeing 😉
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true story, don’t cum in them. If you have a girl who likes splatters, facials, or swallowing after the act, if she loves you and you cum inside her, she will get adddicted to oxytocin. and the feel inside her when you swell. Next thing you know, it’s always splooging inside her cooter instead of her mouth. You’d be surprized at what your old reliable girl will enjoy if you change things up.
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She’ll also pull the goalie, too, if she craves your alpha swimmers into her egg.
IT’S A TRAP!
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You might take a look at borderline and narcissistic personality disorders, it explains alot about women. Often these are the women willing to do anything in bed, because they desperately want your approval/love. Borderlines are also very likely to go into nursing(so this is where the insatiable nurses come from).
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It’s also a function of higher-T gals. I’ve been with some cuties (I don’t want this to sound like I am talking about ugly girls with too much hair) who were above-avg-T, they’re more into the D itself, as in I suppose nice girls like the boy and do the sex because they have the romance, and that gets the girl revved up by the fantasy. Above-avg-T girls admire the dong, the spooge, they want it in them. I knew one girl who watched pr0n just for the money-shots.
Nice girls: dirty romance books
high T girls: actual dicks
Bi-Polar, Narcissitic girls? Well, from what I’ve seen, the difference is, they won’t let you go until they’re ready. Stalkers. High-T girls can next you, easy peasy.
BPD girls? God help you.
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A-f–king-men….
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“Borderlines are also very likely to go into nursing(so this is where the insatiable nurses come from)”
sounds like you’ve met my ex
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Man you couldn’t be more wrong if you tried. Facials may be big in porn, but so are money shots. It shows the sperm to the camera. What are you a porn star? A porn maker?
Real men cum inside. Whether its the vagina, ass or mouth, inside shows dominance. If she pulls you out, you aren’t a man. True love makes her want it inside not outside. You might as well do it yourself if its not inside of her when you finish.
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Hear, hear!
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All correct.
Very bad omen when it’s her idea to have you pull out. Many will play along if YOU want it but a girl in love doesn’t want that instinctually. If a girl loves you and she’s concerned about pregnancy, she’ll happily take care of birth control so you don’t have to pull out or use condoms.
If she prefers you pull out because she doesn’t want the mess or because she wants you to be responsible for birth control so she doesn’t have to do it, you should take that as a rejection of your manseed. She’s sending a clear message that you aren’t the man for her.
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sometimes I wonder if many of the guys here really have much experience with women.. its just like the sex w a 10 is better than w a 6 ..more straightup bs
facials like everything else depends on the woman, the man and the type of relationship
being able to demean a woman is just an ego stroke ..like being w a 10
real men know that
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I have to say, as a woman, I enjoy facials and also being submissive to my one. Although I do agree with the goodtime gal longtime gal logic, for me I am a healthy dose of both.
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The trouble with commitment is, as soon as you commit, you stop getting the exciting stuff.
I’d rather be the guy she is always sure she can get to commit after she gives me a few more really good ones.
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