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Overheard In [SWPL Sanctuary City]

February 7, 2016 by CH

One (hot) girl telling another (less hot) girl about her disappointment in a man she’s dating.

“He won’t do anal. Not like I asked or anything, but he kind of made a face and backed off when it started going there. He’s not adventurous with sex. Not at all. Like, so plain vanilla. White bread. *laugh* Do I want this? Am I crazy for wanting more? He’s got a big money job. But so what, that’s not gonna get me off.”

The best thing about overhearing this conversation was the other girl listening patiently. Her facial expression never changed from neutral. Not even a twitch. She sat and nodded her head solemnly, as if she was listening to a lecture on geopolitical trends.

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  1. on February 7, 2016 at 9:03 am Overheard In [SWPL Sanctuary City] | Neoreactive

    […] By CH […]

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  2. on February 7, 2016 at 9:03 am Greg Eliot

    #shitthatneverhappened:duckface:

    [CH: i know it sounds like STNH, but i swear it did. i was with company at the time and we sat silently, trying to overhear as much of this raunchy convo as possible. afterward we all had a good laugh. the girl complaining about her date not doing anal was a hard 9 btw.]

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 9:31 am Sean Fielding

      I agree, but when shit like that does happen, the plain girl does just sit there stone-faced (thinking ‘what a slut, she doesn’t deserve him.’)

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 10:52 am Pwn

        The plain girl usually thinks omg, what a shit life I have. From my personal experience, the plainer the girl, the easier and sluttier she is. When plain girls say what you do, they’re merely framing the scenario in an ego saving way. They can’t admit inferiority to their comely friends, so they’ll pretend to be more virtuous since they will have less temptation anyway. It’s like beta losers rambling about how faithful to their wife’s they are. Unless you had a pretty girl ten years younger than your wife grab your dick while you’re kissing her against the wall, your faithfulness is nothing. It’s like if I lived alone on an island and took virtue in not being a murderer. Well, duh.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 3:07 pm tteclod

        “It’s like beta losers rambling about how faithful to their wife’s they are. Unless you had a pretty girl ten years younger than your wife grab your dick while you’re kissing her against the wall, your faithfulness is nothing. ‘

        I’m holding out for a pretty girl who’d grab my dick while I’m kissing her against a wall and my wife’s licking her tongue in my ear and insisting she goes first. But perhaps my expectations are too high and I should settle for some fatty on the side. If that’s the best for which we can hope, then, gentlemen, why bother? I want the hard harem.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 10:19 am Laguna Beach Fogey

      I’ve actually overheard conversations like this. Usually from thirty- and fortysomething women. Slags.

      Anal is for fags.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 2:15 pm Johnny Redux

        I agree…anal is filthy and gay. It is what’s left when a man cannot get off by a perfectly good vagina, or the vagina on the woman is a gaping hole from all the carousel rides.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 2:19 pm Johnny Redux

        “Hmmmm…I am guessing I am not the first one in here!”

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 3:11 pm tteclod

        “…or the vagina on the woman is a gaping hole from all the carousel rides.”

        No quantity of dick can loosen a vagina; that takes unnatural insertions and a studied ignorance of feminine anatomical maintenance by the female in question.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 3:47 pm The Shrike

        “No quantity of dick can loosen a vagina; that takes unnatural insertions and a studied ignorance of feminine anatomical maintenance by the female in question.”

        This is true. A woman’s vagina has great elasticity and even a small bodied woman can accommodate a surprisingly large penis without breaking a sweat. That’s evolution at work.

        What really messes things up is childbirth as an infant’s head, relatively small as it may be, is still the size of a grapefruit, and it has to plow through the sex canal of its mother. The resulting loosening is one of the ways that nature puts a limit on the female breeding capacity.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 3:56 pm Philomathean

        “No quantity of dick can loosen a vagina”

        I doubt the veracity of this claim. During the course of LTRs I’ve experienced the vaj always loses a degree of its elasticity. Moreover, the slutiest girls I’ve banged had the loosest pussies, like fucking a bowl of water.

        This is not a coincidence.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 9:32 pm Canadian Friend

        …Moreover, the slutiest girls I’ve banged had the loosest pussies, like fucking a bowl of water.

        This is not a coincidence…

        The first few times you have sex with a new girlfriend, because she is a bit nervous, her vagina is tighter. With time she will relax and it will be a bit less tight. not loose but less tight.

        but of course the more dick she has had in her, the more relaxed she is, which makes her vagina more loose.

        Even if lots of dicks do not make a vagina lose its elasticity, a loose vagina is often a sign a woman has ridden the cock carousel a lot.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 8:31 am tteclod

        Our Canadian Friend has a useful observation. Nervous women are tighter. There are disadvantages to utter submissive surrender.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 10:47 am Captain Obvious

      Obviously she’s not M0ther-of-Your-Ch!ldren material. But if the beeyotch wants pain, and if you feel like the two of you might have a chance at a future together, then go ahead and assume the sale: “Honey, you’re gonna experience bone-chillin’ pain after we inform your OB/GYN & your anesthesiologist that we don’t believe in epidurals…” Natural Ch!ldb!rth Game FTW.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 11:12 am Captain Obvious

        PRO-TIP: When you drop a mention of b!rthing pr0geny, the beeyotch will stop dead in her tracks and her Hamster will stand up tall and firm and er3ct like friggin Pavlov’s dog on viagra. The topic literally takes her breath away. Hamster Cl!toral Er3ction Game FTW.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 12:11 pm plumpjack

        I believe this trend to not have children is a bug in women’s natural tendency to please men, created by BC. they (‘they’ meaning nihilist cock-carouselers) have grown so accustomed to the ease at which men (‘men’ meaning those with options) can obtain free noncommittal sex that pressuring a solid man for kids is wishful thinking.. he’ll just next her. they’re shocked just to get a commitment from such a guy

        and this whole anal thing? same deal.. women trying to outdo each other for a man-with-options’ lowest, shortest-lived attention, which is still better than ALL the attention from ALL the men in beta-stan

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 12:33 pm Captain Obvious

        PJ, if you’re right, then Cluster B [especially the Histronics & the Narcissism] is in the process of un-breeding itself out of existence. These are terrifyingly fascinating times in which we live. Kyrie eleison, and pass the @mmunition.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 12:36 pm Captain Obvious

        tldr; == Tradcon Fathers Don’t let Your Babies Grow up to do An@l…

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 12:43 pm Captain Obvious

        > “that pressuring a solid man for kids is wishful thinking” ——— Which gets back to the best advice I can give for a chick in this day and age: OOPS! PREGNANCY FTW. Get off the BC, and get a bun in your d@mned oven.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 11:05 pm Carlos Danger

        Most of the Cluster B we have in society is due to them not having 1) children and 2) men who keep them in line and screw them as they need to be. Sexual frustration comes out as insanity in women.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 3:42 pm Putin

      “the girl complaining about her date not doing anal was a hard 9 btw.”

      Did it not even pass your thoughts to go over there and introduce yourself? Ask for her number, tell her you give great anal, etc…

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 8:47 pm Putin

        “i was with company at the time and we sat silently”

        Then again it might have been too awkward.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 6:39 pm Greg Eliot

      Ah stands corrected…

      I suppose no level of depravity should surprise me anymore.

      What’s that you crazy kids say nowadays? Oh, yeah…

      FUCK THIS GAY EARTH. 😡

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 9:48 pm Canadian Friend

        Greg,

        a couple years ago I dated a woman who was a teacher in an elementary school, she told me the things girls and boys no older than 7 or 8 either know about or have tried ( some confided in her ) . Like the 8 year old girl who saw her mother use a dildo and then tried to insert a toothbrush handle in her tiny vagina and said it hurt her…or boys and girls in the schoolyard at recess making fun of those who have never had sex…or 8 year old girls proud to tell others they have put a penis in their mouth, because french kissing is for begginers….and so on and so forth

        And no this is not in some poor neighborhood with lots of mystery meat kids, it is a suburb town 30 minutes from Montreal where people drive nice cars, have nice homes and over 99% of the people are white.

        I’m in my 50s, I think you are about the same age as I am, and I can not believe the level of depravity we have reached in only a few decades.

        At times I wonder if we can salvage Western Civilization, we are so far deep, it boggles the mind.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 9:00 am Sean Fielding

        @Canadian Friend: “At times I wonder if we can salvage Western Civilization”

        At times? Wonder no longer. By the measures of religious change, Eskimo influence and unassimilable aliens within, we are well past the Nero stage.

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  3. on February 7, 2016 at 9:04 am glimpsesfrommarcus

    Yeah rite. These so-called adventurous girls who drop 50SOG comments, the first time you stick a finger up their ass if they don’t faint they scurry off the bed so fast it’ll make your head spin

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  4. on February 7, 2016 at 9:07 am Wrong Side of History

    Anal is still adventurous?

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 12:43 pm mendo

      Dating SWPLs is

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 3:12 pm tteclod

      LOL

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  5. on February 7, 2016 at 9:27 am Overheard In [SWPL Sanctuary City] – Manosphere.com

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  6. on February 7, 2016 at 9:27 am Johnny Redux

    That’s because the girl listening would give her left arm to be able to find a man like that attractive whore is letting go because he will not enter her poop shoot. She in no way can relate to her ‘friend’ tossing away such a great (non-homosexual, with some solid morals, and clearly a good head on his shoulders) man away with a toss of her hair. Options – they are deadly for attention seeking, adventurous whores. I am glad for the man…he just dodged a bullet without even knowing it.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 9:48 am Joe Random

      +1 Winning comment. I’ve been with a couple chicks that were in to it.. turnoff for me. Makes you wonder how many have spelunked that cave before you, etc..

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 10:45 am Pwn

        It makes you wonder how many men have slammed her clam given that it’s a multiple of those that put their brass in dat ass. I’d take a woman who gives great head over one that takes it in the ass every day. Besides not caring for anal, I like making girls taste themselves off my dick and switching holes like that doesn’t work with anal. Plus, she looks hotter with precum, her cream and spit on her face than with her own shit. Even if you use a condom for anal, your dick will taste like lube so her face will reflect that. I simply don’t get the appeal. Just stop fucking loose whores.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 11:20 am Captain Obvious

      JR, you made me think of another possibility: That the friend is secretly plotting to seize this dude for herself. If she can pull it off, and if she can get some progeny out of him, then props to her. Beeyotches will betray one another at the drop of a friggin hat.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 11:02 pm Carlos Danger

      It was a backhanded DHV, well read JR

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  7. on February 7, 2016 at 9:40 am wow

    Nothing like tree rings of shit on your penis after sodomizing a hipster.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 11:34 am Lucius Somesuch

      “This is where I was born, and this is where I died.”

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 2:02 pm Carlos Danger

      Nothing like tree rings of shit on your penis after sodomizing a hipster.

      priceless

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 6:21 pm Scanman

      Anal must be a young man’s game. It just has never interested me in the slightest and no woman has ever asked me for it. Ever. About a year ago going into doggy, I prodded a bit high (it’s a game of inches) and she said “that’s not it …. but I’ll try anything with you.” Although somewhat flattered, I declined.

      Shit and any appendage of my body just don’t mix.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 11:01 pm Carlos Danger

        Actually, the poop is higher up in the colon and you are unlikely to get any on your pecker. Fags get excited about this because you have to pound deep and hard to get shit on your dick so they see it as a benchmark of successful decadence. It generally feels like a pussy, except it can be a little tighter and there is an open area past the colon where your peckerhead is free and has nothing wrapped around it. Its mostly for psychological dominance. Now you know.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 10:57 am uh

        Well, you ruined my fucking day. Thanks bro.

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  8. on February 7, 2016 at 9:43 am Greg Eliot

    Before I knew she was a yenta, I heard Amy Shumer on Comedy Central do a shtick on “ass play”… I couldn’t believe my ears that pop “culture” had denigrated to such a point.

    Talk about (((shakin’ mah haid))), seeing that relatively cute (at the time) blonde girl talk like that made my soul hang heavy.

    Of course, when I later found out she was tribal, it all made more sense.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 11:05 am Captain Obvious

      GE, I seem to have become possibly the world’s leading expert on the Eskimo poisoning of children’s literature/edumakashunal-materials/tv-shows/movies/j00tube-videos/etc-etc-etc, and if I started a website to document it all – and if I could type 80 hours a week without getting repetitive motion disorder in my hands & arms [which I couldn’t, since typing destroys your entire upper body] – even if I could go at it for 80 hours a week, I couldn’t document the tidal wave of f!lth that the Eskimos are dumping relentlessly on our poor ch!llunz. Zyk10n B FTW.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 2:59 pm Carlos Danger

        The main stream stuff is all POZed. There is a ton of stuff that is not POZed though. I found a ton of Bible Cartoons on Ýou tube and pre Eisner Disney stuff too.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 11:36 am Lucius Somesuch

      “that relatively cute (at the time) blonde girl ” . . .

      –You mean there was a time when she only had three chins?

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 2:04 pm Carlos Danger

      I have been known to take pleasure in squeezing, kissing and kneading a nice female ass but butt spelunking is overrated.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 6:34 pm J.T. Malloy

      Amy Shumer is a disgusting cow. The typical selection by the Hollywood Jews to promote more feminism and bring down our society even further than it already is.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 6:44 pm Greg Eliot

        She’s something special in that she could (and was) passing for a blonde shicksa… which makes the POZ agitprop all the meatier.

        I mean, who cares if a skank and obvious yenta like Sarah Silverman or Amy Winehouse promote Judenscheisse?

        But when a girl-next-door type is on the bandwagon, well…

        Of course, now the cat is out of the bag and everyone knows she’s just a usual suspect herself… but I think a lot of psychic harm has been done before that came to pass.

        Witness what CH overheard on this very post.

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  9. on February 7, 2016 at 9:45 am Greg Eliot

    It’s an EXIT, boys… not an ENTRANCE… an EXIT. 😡

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 9:46 am Greg Eliot

      Then again, half you shitheads can’t tell arse from quim anyway. lzozlzozlo

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 10:17 am Bill Brasky

      It has to be sublimated homo tendencies, or something. This godless heathen doesnt get it one bit…

      Is the vag not gross enough?

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 10:22 am Philomathean

        Vag, gross?

        What the hell are you talking about, Bill?

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 10:29 am Wrong Side of History

        The vag is gross when you’re 8.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 10:30 am uh

        It can be pretty rancid.

        I’ll make an exception — when you get that hundred pound 18 year old, you want to put it everywhere just from the thrill of her body; only then anal is ok.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 10:35 am Pwn

        Eh, dont expect Christfags to actually like women. They’re too busy jerking off while thinking about Jeebus before they lecture others about homosexuality. I don’t care for anal either though. If she wants it in there, she better enema herself first. Plenty of other ways to physically and mentally torture women sexually.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 10:54 am Bill Brasky

        You can be sexually and physiologically drawn to the vag, and still understand this is all hormone-driven and instinctive.

        And aside from <30 year old women of european descent who perform good hygeine, they are 99.9% disgusting.

        Sure, no point there.

        Only little boys dont understand that sex is irrational and needs to be kept under control, generally speaking.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 10:56 am Captain Obvious

        PUA-istry is a tool, which can be used for the pr0pagation of the Whyte Race, or for the biological extinction of the Whyte race. Chr!stians enter via the Front Door; @etheists enter via the Back Door.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 10:58 am Greg Eliot

        Eh, dont expect Christfags to actually like women. They’re too busy jerking off while thinking about Jeebus before they lecture others about homosexuality.

        So tell us, pwn… where did that bad priest touch you?

        There has to be some trauma in your background for you to suddenly come out with such a non sequiturish screed.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 10:58 am Captain Obvious

        And getting back to the question of BDSM, it’s what I used to tell Fem!nistX aka Li’l Spoon: The pain your body desires is the pain of Natural V@ginal Ch!ldbirth…

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 2:04 pm Carlos Danger

        If the vag is not fine do not dine

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 2:55 pm Carlos Danger

        Pwn what the fuck is your problem jew boy? I have more notch counts than most on here by far. Slurp on my pecker Atheist scum.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 8:01 pm Drewnicusrex

        Neither vag nor ass are gross, unless she doesn’t wipe and wash herself. I can’t understand why anyone wouldn’t want a young woman’s shapely little bum sitting on their face.
        An old, hairy, smelly, ugly sea cow? I could see that shit being gross. Her cleavage would also be gross. Her feet. Most likely every inch of her would be gross.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 10:56 pm Carlos Danger

        You guys are slumming it too much. I can count the nasty pussy I’ve seen on a couple of fingers. Fine women have fine cooters- they are clean, fresh, and tasty well past their shelf life.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 9:17 am khorne

        The vulva looks like a flower.

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  10. on February 7, 2016 at 9:50 am Philomathean

    I fucked a girl’s ass one time and upon my dismount, I suffered a brownish streak of a different substance from its surroundings running the length of my hammer, like a lahar running down the length of a volcano.

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  11. on February 7, 2016 at 9:56 am Steve

    Always go for the ass. The more you make a girl suffer for your pleasure, the more she’ll love you. All those New York City sluts come back for more, and end up falling for you the same. Women are women. You just have to treat them like the tribal leader caveman guy would have thousands of years ago.

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  12. on February 7, 2016 at 9:59 am Wrong Side of History

    I found anal underwhelming. I can’t come from head either.

    The vaj is just a magical place.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 10:08 am Kermittheefrog777

      We are legion!

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 10:58 am mendo

      Vajhalla!

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 11:28 am MZ

      I’m a vagetarian too.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 1:04 pm Kyo

      Seconded. The human body evolved in a specific way, and the mind with it.

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 9:20 am khorne

      Anal is unspeakably filthy and I will never experience it.

      But let’s not underestimate good head.

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  13. on February 7, 2016 at 10:04 am Volteface

    At least some of you will feel bigger…

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  14. on February 7, 2016 at 10:11 am uh

    Never done it. Never will. And you’re a borderline closet-case if you do. Sorry.

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  15. on February 7, 2016 at 10:14 am uh

    Number off of cute barista at über-hip coffee shop in Tampa (try-hard town).

    She texts: “Hey it was really great meeting you, you’re super cute and funny! Just want to let you know I’m in an open relationship, hope you’re cool with that, I’m not a homewrecker lol”

    I: “Sry not my thing. Good job on coffee.”

    She is still sending me sporadic welcoming texts. They’re all so fucking rotten.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 10:20 am Philomathean

      Tampa has an unusually high frequency of mudsharks.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 1:29 pm Lost in Moderation

        Jeebus, just went to the state fair in Tampa, mudsharks everywhere. I’m used to the fat tatted chicks, but these were young and blonde and actually decent lookers. In the middle of the night there was suddenly a running of the buffalo, deputies bagged a number of them, 75 or more “youths” running full tilt down the midway. I looked around for who to bunch up with, as usual, either men were scattered with their families, or were extremely dubious in their orientation and light on muscle. Later, I saw a whole bunch of guys in duck camouflage. I hate that stuff, but it was like a uniform, and I knew that if there was shit-kicking to be done, they were likely the only guys who would have had my back.

        I’m moving to a place where there is no running of the buffalo, ever. Just folks who look all like each other. Can’t wait.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 10:20 am Bill Brasky

      Every single one of them.

      If one of them isnt, she’s some uber compensating housewife high on the smell of her own farts due solely to her contrast with the sluthood.

      And taken, by definition.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 10:26 am uh

      …. yep & yep. Peak female narcissism reaches a new peak here, without any of the justification as in, say, Santa Barbara. They’re all just so in love with themselves for living in ~*FLoRiDa*~. Even the cougars are saturated. The 20-sthgs are absolute sociopaths. I banged a couple recently and sometimes wonder if I hallucinated the whole thing. This entire region fills me with a loathing I can’t even express for fear of not conveying its depth and purity. SALT LIFE BABY.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 11:07 am Bill Brasky

        Uh, you should head up to Ichetucknee Springs for camping and snorkeling.

        Out in the middle of no where…One of my favorite places.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 12:48 pm uh

        Thanks Bill, I hadn’t heard of this one. I went to Ocala National recently for a weekend. Grassy Pond primitive camping area; no lights, no other traffic.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 2:07 pm Carlos Danger

        Florida has too many meth heads

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 7:43 am The Spirit Within

        I spent a year in central Florida once. The general level of education there is abysmal.

        As I left, I swore to never set foot in that state again for a decade. Promise kept.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 11:16 am Captain Obvious

      “Sry, my plates aren’t allowed to engage in polyamory. It’s me or the highway. And yes, I’m worth it.”

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  16. on February 7, 2016 at 10:34 am Philomathean

    Very few girls have attractive assholes. My biggest concern when fucking a new girl is whether or not her butthole will offend me when I’m servicing her stern side.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 11:44 am Bill Brasky

      I was getting ready to invade poland once and saw a hanging piece of TP.

      That ruined an otherwise cute one. Sex is all about illusions.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 2:07 pm Carlos Danger

      I do like an attractive round eye

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 3:34 pm Philomathean

      Since we’re on the topic of female naughty bits:

      I was talking to a buddy and the topic of beef curtains came up. I’ve only experienced one pair in my life, thank God. He, on the other hand, has experienced many. I generally date higher quality women, so I wonder if the wizard sleeve is correlated with less attractive specimens.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 10:50 pm Carlos Danger

        No. Most Ukrainian women have them as well as really big nipples. All are at least a 6.5 and the average there is 8.5. Righteous I tell you!

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  17. on February 7, 2016 at 11:01 am elmertjones

    Feminists have adopted self-parody as a business model :

    Is Catcalling Ever OK?

    Sofia Vergara never wants men to stop wolf-whistling her. She’s not alone.

    http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2016/02/can_you_be_a_feminist_and_still_enjoy_a_catcall.html

    There is absolutely nothing wrong or anti-feminist about wanting to be objectified, whether all the time or in specific situations with specific people. But women aren’t creating drama when they resist their own objectification, and there is no parallel between a man playing a stripper in a movie and a woman confronting sexual power imbalances in her everyday life.

    In her comments about catcalling, Vergara has hit on a provocative double bind of the female experience. A woman in the world exists in one of two planes, she implies: sexual and harassment-worthy; or old, useless, and discardable. Women aren’t necessarily the ones placing themselves into these categories—men are, and catcalling is their preferred method.

    There is a third plane where mothers and grandmothers are respected as contributors to a functional society. Feminism only provides the first two options.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 11:03 am elmertjones

      I provide the work-around to this common feminist delusion here : http://wp.me/p6QFjS-3B

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 4:04 pm The Shrike

      There is a fundamental thing that hyper-privileged modern women just don’t seem to understand about the world. It is that every perk has its pitfalls: power comes with huge responsibility, fame brings more attention that an average person can bear, wealth triggers jealousy, personal happiness is a salt in another’s eye… and so forth.

      So too does the female attractiveness, so beneficial in many avenues of life, create a double-edged sword. It is simply not possible to receive only the positive attention to the exclusion of unwanted advances. Given that ration of sexually desirable men is low compared to the undesirable ones, the unwanted advances will always predominate. It’s a natural order of things.

      A rational thinking woman should simply be happy about getting sexual attention as it is something that she, and nearly all other women, deeply crave. Enduring unwanted advances from undesirable men is a small price to pay when the alternative is to be invisible to the opposite sex. Nothing has been invented thus far which would circumvent this natural attraction process.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 6:49 pm elmertjones

        It also seems lost on them that the vast tide of men never get noticed by women during their entire existence.

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  18. on February 7, 2016 at 11:29 am Ceasar

    It’s all fun and games until you pull out and a piece of corn is stuck to your tip! Or so I have been told. Nasty…

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 7:20 am Rob

      Funny how that never happens in p0rn flics. I’d say the out-takes are pretty ugly.

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  19. on February 7, 2016 at 11:40 am AxeSmashFace

    Isn’t that how gays fuck eachother?

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  20. on February 7, 2016 at 11:57 am Corvo

    I don’t get the ass-fascination either. When I was younger it seemed it was never the girls who asked for it, at best they’d tolerate it. Just not my thing.

    I chalk the modern girls’ interest in it up to p0rn. And maybe also the glorification of fags in general. And I guess the Eskimos are happy because more ass-sex = fewer White babies.

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  21. on February 7, 2016 at 12:00 pm Ponce du Lion

    Truth revealing post like that are gold to redpill more men. For women we aren’t nothing but a business. Sometimes they even invest emotional capital, but we’re still a business.
    The cold hearted way in which she says he is not fucking me ass so my limbic system says that he isn’t an alpha but my rational thought says he still is rich but not enough…seedy

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  22. on February 7, 2016 at 12:01 pm RPinHer

    You know after having lived an eternity (4 months now) in Mumbai, when I see a white girl… or even a white woman… I feel like smiling at her, talking to her, touching her and loving her. Which I often do as much as time permits. The ogresses that live in India are just despicable.

    But this week it was extremely disheartening to see a white girl (not bad looking either) with a motherfuckin dindu. Dindu!!! I could not believe what I was seeing. A well off girl from a seemingly wealthy family (she was at the Taj) walking hands in hands with Dindu.

    Sad sad world.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 4:20 pm The Shrike

      Get your own white girl and stop complaining. The ones who hook up with black guys are damaged goods. Label them as such for yourself and your male friends, and move on.

      NB: I am not opposed to interracial dating and relationships, but speaking from a practical perspective, white people give their offspring the best chance to succeed in life when they couple with other successful whites. The same goes for other races, I suppose, but I would let them speak for themselves.

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 9:07 pm Ponce du Lion

        “NB: I am not opposed to interracial dating and relationships”
        So you’re against Galileo, Kepler, Newton, Einstein, Riemann, Poincare, Watson, Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, Archimedes, Bohr, Euclid, Pythagoras, Marco Aurelius, von Neumann, Adam Smith, Schopenhauer, Darwin and all of us??

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 11:21 pm RPinHer

        “Get your own white girl and stop complaining. The ones who hook up with black guys are damaged goods. Label them as such for yourself and your male friends, and move on.”

        They are damaged goods, sure… but it is the cause of that damage that I am saddened by. It’s likely nothing that couldn’t be prevented – if only Daddy didn’t treat her like a princess while letting her treat him as an ATM.

        BTW – Now what the hell has this discussion about that depraved girl got to do with me?

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 1:11 pm The Shrike

        @Ponce

        “So you’re against Galileo, Kepler, Newton, Einstein, Riemann, Poincare, Watson, Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, Archimedes, Bohr, Euclid, Pythagoras, Marco Aurelius, von Neumann, Adam Smith, Schopenhauer, Darwin and all of us??”

        I have nothing against those fine fellows, obviously.

        I don’t advocate interracial relationships for whites because they are usually disadvantageous to them, but I am not principally against them. My children are going to come from a high-IQ white woman, which will give them the best chance to succeed in life.

        Also, I am not quite as catastrophic in my outlook on the future of the Western (white) civilization to proclaim inevitable doom. Yes, the percentage of white people in America, and many other white-built countries, is dropping, but it is not likely to fall below a certain threshold. Even if whites become a minority, that will only serve to increase their value in society, job market for example, because they will still be able to out-compete others in a straight fight. As always.

        Call me cynical here, but I actually don’t mind the fact that bucket-loads of non-white children are going to sprout up in the next generation. With relative scarcity of whites, my children will ascend to the top of the social hierarchy with relative ease, though I will make sure that they will work to the maximum of their potential in all essential life endeavors.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 5:19 pm Ponce du Lion

        @The Shrike
        Your children are going to have a more intelligent mother than father?
        Pathetic for you. Even the slight intelligence that women have is the cause of feminism. The most obviously stupid they are the less chances feminism have.
        So you are going to spread matriarchal anti white civilization genes of inverse sexual dimorphism. Instead of patriarchal intelligent men, nurturing women, that time is the opposite.
        I’ll have children with a 90 IQ women, but they will be more than 1 sd above the average.
        Go to Africa to spread your poisonous little soviets
        Bonus, given any IQ of a random man add +11 points, that are what sex standardization for IQ test have rob to us. Lollolzolzo if I add +11 points I’m near 200 lozlzozlzozl

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 2:12 pm The Shrike

        @Ponce

        “Your children are going to have a more intelligent mother than father?”

        You argue like an adolescent.

        “Even the slight intelligence that women have is the cause of feminism. The most obviously stupid they are the less chances feminism have.”

        The above doesn’t really make sense, but I’ll pretend that it does. Intelligent women, capable of thinking rationally, are typically not feminist. They might have been at some point in their lives, simply be default like a Muslim child born to Muslim parents, but the sorry state and sheer uselessness of feminism fails the litmus test.

        “So you are going to spread matriarchal anti white civilization genes of inverse sexual dimorphism. Instead of patriarchal intelligent men, nurturing women, that time is the opposite.”

        My children will be a product of an intelligent man and an intelligent woman. In a world regressing to the intellectual mean, this will be a winning combination or at least offer the best chance of it being one.

        “I’ll have children with a 90 IQ women, but they will be more than 1 sd above the average.”

        Go for it.

        “Go to Africa to spread your poisonous little soviets”

        Soviets in Africa? Does not compute.

        “Bonus, given any IQ of a random man add +11 points, that are what sex standardization for IQ test have rob to us. Lollolzolzo if I add +11 points I’m near 200 lozlzozlzozl”

        Too much booze?

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  23. on February 7, 2016 at 12:14 pm ar10308

    Where’s GBFM?

    He’d be over the moon with how Butthext this girl is.

    Lololzlzlzlzlzlzlzlzlzlzlz

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 2:10 pm Carlos Danger

      He changed his handle

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 2:24 pm ar10308

        Ah ok. Clearly I’m paying attention.

        Any clue as to what handle he’s culturally appropriated?

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      • on February 7, 2016 at 2:49 pm Carlos Danger

        Ponce de lion

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  24. on February 7, 2016 at 12:42 pm Ben

    To those non-believers: Welcome to Weimerica.

    Why should anyone still be surprised by the content of CH’s eavesdropped conversation.

    Anyone who thinks it was “shit that never happened” needs to get out more. Or just keep a closer ear to what’s really going on.

    Case in point: I was casually listening to a podcast once, and the girlfriend of bobby lee (koreanfag comedian) said she can only come from having 2 cocks in her. In typical beta fashion, bobby was distraught thereafter.

    My understanding is that the most degenerate girls prefer anal–and it’s a gateway to swinging/gangbangs/blacks.

    -Ben

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 6:50 pm Greg Eliot

      Anyone who thinks it was “shit that never happened” needs to get out more. Or just keep a closer ear to what’s really going on.

      Or hang around with a better class of people.

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  25. on February 7, 2016 at 12:53 pm Anonymous

    I give western civilization 20 years at best.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 10:05 pm Canadian Friend

      At times I feel Western Civilization can not be saved…

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  26. on February 7, 2016 at 1:43 pm dirkdiggly

    CH, have you ever dropped a reference to this blog when you are spittin game on a new prospective mate? I imagine her discovering this could be a either a home run DHV or a nuclear detonation of the courtship.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 3:41 pm Philomathean

      It’ll end in ruin.

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  27. on February 7, 2016 at 1:48 pm Overheard In [SWPL Sanctuary City] | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  28. on February 7, 2016 at 1:59 pm rpg

    She is doing anal because her vag is stretched beyond imagination. Narrow hips tight vag, wide hips loose vag. Funny how that works.

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    • on February 7, 2016 at 3:50 pm whorefinder

      And Eskimo’s are not known for being narrow-hipped girls…

      supporting my hypothesis rape!

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  29. on February 7, 2016 at 2:25 pm whorefinder

    Either she was a tranny or an Eskimo.

    Those are the only two “girls” who would say such a thing. hehe.

    Trannies are into it for the obvious reasons. Eskimos chicks tend to be perverted as fuck, mostly due to all the inbreeding; they also tend to be sluttier, so their vagina is so worn down, they resort to the back door to give them any sensation.

    I’m willing to bet the Dark Lords are too perceptive not to spot a Caitlyn Jenner, so….

    what he saw was a banker’s daughter. After her bat mitzfah gift of a nose job, boob job, and lipsuction. And perhaps with a peroxide treatment.

    Mazeltov in the bunghole rape!

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 1:29 am Lazy Hero

      if anyone has every had a Jewess attracted to him you’ll relate to this. When they like you, they let you know, if you reject them it just makes them try harder and this eventually leads to vindictiveness… I believe all Jewess want a golem/Cossack/SS cock, they fantasize about it. You can see this by the more of a douche ahole a jewish guy is the more the jewess’ like him…

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  30. on February 7, 2016 at 4:08 pm -A

    Is it just me, or is the solid 9 bragging about having a man in a liberal sanctuary city who recoils from anal? I imagine a masculine fellow compared to her other options. That, and he is wealthy. She says that’s not going to get her off but, it helps. She probably has her reasons for framing or manipulating her girlfriends for fauxplaining about her boyfriend with self-respect.

    if this is not the case, the poor girl has been brainwashed, warped, sucked up her own asshole and turned into one of the POZ (resistance is futile).

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  31. on February 7, 2016 at 7:34 pm Phil A. O. Physh

    Surely this is a case of “My Mr Big Bucks is too Beta, I want some Alpha!”

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  32. on February 7, 2016 at 9:44 pm Ponce du Lion

    A poem for an anal whore is awarding in moderation. Courtesy of Ponce da Lion inspired by C Danger

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 12:16 am Ponce du Lion

      *-waiting awarding is wait in spanish

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  33. on February 8, 2016 at 8:55 am Diabeetus

    I’ve entered women’s backdoors more times than I care to admit. Each time I do it the less I want to do it again. Pulling out and seeing mud on your pepperoni is revolting.

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  34. on February 8, 2016 at 9:08 am khorne

    Anal sex is disgusting and subhuman. We can’t idealize women morally, but it does no harm at least to idealize them physically. Ecstatic passionate desire and shit do not belong together.

    Of course, making a whiny face and “backing off” is not the way to avoid anal. And there are plenty of adventurous bedroom moves that don’t involve getting shit on your dick.

    And the smell. What must the smell be like afterwards? Filthy. I will never know.

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  35. on February 8, 2016 at 10:13 am Wrong Side of History

    She resents him for not being man enough to degrade her.

    This makes for another CH maxim. Be willing to humiliate her in the sack if you want to keep a firm hand in the relationship.

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  36. on February 8, 2016 at 11:21 am Musing Alpha

    My shit test for women is literally a shit test. I might bang them a few times, but then comes the time where I say “I’m going to stick it in your ass”. If she says no then to the curb with her. If she sounds a little too into it and begs for it, to the curb with her (that means she is a giant slut and is just going to be banging other guys). If she plays coy about it but then gives it up that means she is keeper material. That means she does it occasionally but also just to please a man. Most women think men like anal sex. I’ve only met a few guys that actually do. It is pretty disgusting. Yeah I want to have sex then whip out a shit covered dick and take a shower immediately. Maybe some guys like that I’m fine declining. I do respect a woman though that offers up her ass when she is on the rag. Again, not that too much into it but it demonstrates a degree of respect. She knows her “hole” is out of commission for a week but wants to give you an ample alternative. That is when you know you are her Alpha.

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  37. on February 8, 2016 at 11:55 am Putin

    This bullshit needed to be called out. I would of got up and approached.

    ME: (extend hand) Hello my name is XXXX. (let her respond) I noticed you while I was sitting over there and wanted to come over and say hi.

    Listen, I have to get back to my group but let me get your phone number.(extend phone, wait for response. If she does not comply then say the following) Well just so you know I am very wealthy and my last girl said that I gave her the best anal. In fact she became obsessed with it and I had to break it off. (move phone toward her again, if there has been any type of small smile but she stills rejects then say) Well let me give you my number.

    Sitting in awkward silence is beta and gives all the power to that woman.

    Wow, it has been a while since I have been on this side of a field report. Kind of nice to play armchair quarterback for once.

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  38. on February 8, 2016 at 3:20 pm ((( Rebbe Eskimovitz )))

    Back in the day the West had a “cult of the Virgin Mary” where Mary, who is always depicted a hot, but modest. Her breasts are always high under the robes. Judaism has Esther and Ruth, but Mary was a real role model for hot young ladies that was more effective at keeping them in line.

    So, the POZ, because they are devious SOB’s, attacked Christianity by blowing up the Virgin Mary by encouraging sluttiness. Basically, the POZ figured that you could blow up Christianity by attacking its weak points, like arthritis, so they went after the Id of hot young things. Once you become one of these depraved sluts, then you really couldn’t re-connect well with Mary, or Christianity for that matter. So, the POZ turned an asset into a liability.

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