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Marco Roboto

February 8, 2016 by CH

Marco Rubio is stupid. And maybe gay. He’s taking heat for his latest debate performance, where he repeated an obviously scripted line five times — “[president butt naked] knows exactly what he’s doing” — like a robot remotely controlled by GOPe puppet masters.

In honor of Marco Fruitio’s scratched record intellect, here is a remix of an old Styx song.

Domo Arigato, Marco Roboto
Domo Arigato, Marco Roboto
Mata ahoo Hima de
Domo Arigato, Marco Roboto
Himitsu wo foam party

You’re wondering who I am
(Secret, secret, I’ve got a secret)
Pool boy or neocon
(Secret, secret, I’ve got a secret)
No borders are my plan
(Secret, secret, I’ve got a secret)
I am the donors’ man

I’ve got a secret, I’ve been hiding under my skin
My heart is foreign, my blood is Cuban
My brain is for rent, so if you see me
Acting dumbly, don’t be surprised

I’m just a toady who takes his orders
From Norman Braman
To keep me alive, my campaign alive
Soundbites all night to keep me alive

I’m not a robot without emotions
I’m not what you see
I’ve come to help you
With your problems, so pass amnesty
I’m not a hetero, I’m not a señor
Forget what you know

I’m just a cipher whose campaign circus
Went beyond his control
Beyond my control, we all need control
I need control, big donor control

I am the Davos man
(Secret, secret I’ve got a secret)
Who had a simple task
(Secret, secret, I’ve got a secret)
Mouthpiece for globalists
(Secret, secret, I’ve got a secret)
To shun nationalists

Domo Arigato, Marco Roboto
Domo, Domo
Domo Arigato, Marco Roboto
Homo, Homo

Domo Arigato, Marco Roboto
Domo Arigato, Marco Roboto
Domo Arigato, Marco Roboto
Domo Arigato, Marco Roboto
Domo Arigato, Marco Roboto

Thank you very much, Marco Roboto
For handing over jobs to H-1B scammers
And thank you very much, Marco Roboto
For helping Mexicans
Crash in my backyard
Thank you, thank you, thank you
I want to thank you
Please, thank you, oh and Zuckerberg too

The problem’s plain to see
Too much corrupt elite
Pushing race blindness lies
Cuck lies, de-humanize

The time has come at last
(Secret, secret, I’ve got a secret)
To throw away this mask
(Secret, secret, I’ve got a secret)
Now everyone can see
(Secret, secret, I’ve got a secret)
My true identity

I’m Merkel, Facebook, Google, Soros

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  1. on February 8, 2016 at 7:27 am Wrong Side of History

    What is it with repubs and faggotry?

    Perfect blackmail material. I think a lot of these guys are forced to become family values conservatives as a way to control them.

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 7:34 am BC

      Compensation

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 8:39 am Captain Obvious

        Back circa the late-1990s/early-2000s, there was some newly-elected evangelical congressman, or congressman’s chief-of-staff, who had just arrived in D.C., from the flyover country hinterlands, and he was quoted off-the-record as saying it was simply flabbergasting how many s0d0mites & bulldykes there were in the permanent gubmint infrastructure.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 8:44 am Captain Obvious

        Fast forward to 2016, and now they’re just laughing at us:

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 8:48 am Captain Obvious

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 8:50 am Captain Obvious

        BTW, speaking of Churchian Cuckvangelicals, a substantial portion of all sub-40s-ish up & coming ministers are now phlaming ph@ggotts. And the Roman church has always hid their s0d0mites & bulldykes in the monasteries & nunneries.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 10:49 am peppermint

        And the Roman church has always hid their s0d0mites & bulldykes in the monasteries & nunneries.

        Yes, the correct way to deal with people you don’t want around your kids is to sequester them in monasteries.

        The government has loved faggots for quite some time, however. Has to do with Eskimoism in general, and Freudianism and Marxism in particular.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 11:01 am Captain Obvious

        P, I’ve always looked at it in the opposite direction: Because Eskimos & S0d0mites & Bulldykes can’t cut it in the real world [oil wildcatting, long haul trucking, alaskan king crab fishing, lumber harvesting, high pressure pipe welding, etc etc etc], they are naturally attracted to under-the-radar permanently malignant paper-pushing bureaucracies where they can indulge in their pathologies without the Light of Truth ever being shone upon their behaviors & constitutions.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 11:03 am Greg Eliot

        There’s this black preacher, Gino Jennings, who awhile back had a Sunday night hour long show on one of the obscure local stations… he was an old-school fire and brimstone type, and I would be amused by the service because it had the usual sideman and congregation chiming in with the “tha’s right” type of call-and-reply stuff.

        Anyway, he was overt about anti-homosexual precepts of the Bible, women in positions of power, the whole nine yards, and it was refreshing to hear.

        Then one show some White faggot preacher was invited on to debate… actually two or three continuation shows… and the black preacher made mincemeat of the faggot’s usual PC Christianity interpretations of Scripture.

        Anyway, the show disappeared from the airwaves after that, so I figured the men behind the curtain, after seeing they couldn’t beat Jennings fair and square, decided to not sell his church the air time any longer.

        Long story short, I noticed Jennings was on again last night, and I again enjoyed hearing some of that good ol’ time religion.

        For the curious, I believe the congregation was First Church Of Jesus Christ, and I’m sure there are YouTube videos.

        If all negroes were like those in the congregation, there would be no racism.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 11:05 am Captain Obvious

        With of course the attraction increasing as the permanently malignant paper-pushing bureaucracies expand their power and reach the tipping point where the bureaucracies themselves [Federal Reserve, HHS, NSA/CIA/DOD (which is now infested with S0d0mites & Bulldykes)] could destroy the entire society.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 11:09 am Captain Obvious

        Eskimos & S0d0mites & Bulldykes love power. And money. And they really love to laugh at the Shkotzim Breeders in the hinterlands who have access to neither money nor power [only debt & bankruptcy]. And of course they really really really love easy access to Sheldon Adelson’s shegetz cabana boyz and Jeffrey Epstein $ex Sl@ve Island shiksa sl@ve girlz.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 11:25 am uh

        Greg,

        I just mentioned old Herman Cain below. You’ll remember the RNC axed him as a candidate after he came out as anti-homo.

        It’s another of the left’s longstanding insolubles — brothas just don’t like the queers.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 11:37 am Greg Eliot

        What impressed me especially about Gino Jennings is that he even called out Farrakhan and the Black Muslims for their use of the term Muslim Apostles.

        And yeah, the Christian negroes with a sense of right and wrong don’t cotton to none of this faggotry stuff being supported by the government and the churches. It was a pleasure to hear RealTalk coming from the pulpit for a change.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 11:40 am Captain Obvious

        GE, the official reason that Bob Beckel was kicked off The Five was his alcoholism, yet I can’t help but wonder whether the real reason was actually his relentless ribbing of Greg Gutfeld for being a phlaming ph@ggott-@ssed ph@ggott.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 11:40 am uh

        Heh … don’t cotton to

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 12:04 pm Greg Eliot

        The jests don’t always fall flat. 😉

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 1:13 pm irishsavant

        CO….I’d also say paedophiles, especially in the upper echelons of the British power structure.

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  2. on February 8, 2016 at 7:29 am retrophoebia

    Where’s GBFM for some lyrical poetry when you need him?

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  3. on February 8, 2016 at 7:40 am YIH

    ”And maybe gay.”
    You ain’t the only one who’s noticed that:
    http://www.thinkinghousewife.com/wp/2016/02/rubio-the-bubble-boy/

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 7:47 am electricangel

      I think the mention of the “foam party” in the new lyrics is a reference to the pictures of some Rubio-like figure at a foam party, and earlier dressed as a gay Chippendale.

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 7:48 am electricangel

      Original article here.

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  4. on February 8, 2016 at 7:42 am plumpjack

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  5. on February 8, 2016 at 7:55 am Clemsnman

    Say what you want, but Rubio is exactly right when he says that Obama knows what he’s doing. Obama is accomplishing his agenda, he’s not a bumbling traditional democrat.

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 10:44 am realgaryseven

      True, but Rubio is a bubbling (foam) Republican. Rebublican?

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 11:12 am Captain Obvious

        I like that: Foaming Rebubblycan. I wonder if Greg Gutfeld will say that on “The Five”? Because Bob Beckel would have said it, before they fired him for teasing Greg Gutfeld about being a pansy.

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    • on February 9, 2016 at 9:48 am Governor Christie

      There you go again.

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  6. on February 8, 2016 at 8:07 am PA

    When’s the last time a Shitlib wrote or said something funny? Note: Jon Liebowitz going “look at him, so stupid hahaha!” or Amy Shumer going “I’m a slut hahaha!” don’t count.

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 9:22 am Captain Obvious

      Even before I became fully Eskimo-Aware, I realized that NONE of the ostensible “comedy” in the j00-stream media was even remotely funny. Then only after I became fully Eskimo-Aware did I finally realize that they were never trying to laugh WITH us, but rather that they had always been laughing AT us:

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 4:16 pm tteclod

      By which I think you really mean, “…don’t make me laugh.”

      I knew I’d crossed into new territory when I laughed at television shows when nobody else was laughing.

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  7. on February 8, 2016 at 8:26 am Tom

    Rubio foambath rape

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  8. on February 8, 2016 at 8:33 am Captain Obvious

    SEPHARDIC MARK RUBIN == SEP-HARD-DICK MARCO J00BIO ARRESTED LATE AT NIGHT IN PARK NOTORIOUS FOR GAY S0D0MITE PROSTITUTION http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3390925/posts

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 8:35 am Captain Obvious

      MEANWHILE, ONE YEAR PRIOR TO HIS ARREST…

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 8:36 am Captain Obvious

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  9. on February 8, 2016 at 8:36 am Stationarity

    If we had actual debates and an intelligent populace, Christie would be right. But these “debates” are about making an impression as well as you can, and made for soundbites.

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  10. on February 8, 2016 at 9:04 am Corvo

    I watched the super bowl with friends at a party. I don’t follow the NFL anymore but I’m at least glad that the team with the White quarterback won.

    I don’t remember what was being advertised, but did anyone else notice the “Old Money” vs. “New Money” cult-Marx propaganda commercial last night? i.e.,

    “Old Money” — White men like Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, Andrew Jackson

    vs.

    “New Money” – assorted images of every conceivable hue of non-White with a few token White fags thrown in

    It’s barely concealed anymore.

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 9:21 am plumpjack

      the leninist-poz-prop was beyond nauseating. the only way I managed to not vomit my cheetoes was to keep in mind that we’re not the target audience of those ads. marketers know that the white market is the hardest to reach because they’re too savvy. they go for the less-educated tools, the mudraces. and for an ad that costs them $175k/second they’re not taking any chances on elusive white consumers. they’re going after the rainbow mudpie.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 9:25 am Captain Obvious

        The Pro-Life Doritoes commercial, with the Alpha Cad Dad driving the preggers mom nuts, was excellent. And masculine Dan Marino was allowed to fire back at Pozian sleaze Alec Guinness in the Amazon commercial, which I appreciated.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 9:27 am Captain Obvious

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 9:29 am Captain Obvious

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 10:13 am YIH

      You want worse? I got worse:
      Do you get constipated from taking (((Big Pharma’s))) pain meds like Oxycontin? Now (((Big Pharma))) has the answer:
      http://www.businessinsider.com/constipation-super-bowl-ad-from-jublia-2016-2
      What happened to the good ‘ol beer and car ads?

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 10:22 am Greg Eliot

        Yeah, that one fell flat… even though they tried to yuk it up at the end with the toilet paper hanging off the woman’s shoe.

        The one Budweiser commercial was a good ol’ fashioned manly-man deal… big horses, working men, no frills.

        And usual gayness aside, the Willem Dafoe/Marilyn Monroe Snickers ad was pretty good.

        And okay, the Skittles Steven Tyler was amusing.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 10:28 am Greg Eliot

        The moon project/Audi car ad featuring the astronaut (I didn’t know which one he was, Buzz maybe?) was a good White man’s ad too.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 10:44 am mendo

        I miss the Bud Bowl. That was the only I would look forward to, as beforehand, I wouldn’t watch the games as often as I do (did)…time to say adios to the NFL.

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 10:33 am Corvo

      Of course, we did get the negress and her Black Panther tribute as the main halftime attraction:

      http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/beyonce-halftime-show-draws-ire-praise-article-1.2524039

      So that sort of offset the White quarterback winning over the latest Magic Negro athlete.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 10:44 am Greg Eliot

        Just goes to show, no matter how White the gals try to make themselves look, they’s black at heart. 😉

        I actually stopped watching before the halftime show because I had no interest in any of the acts… although I think I saw Bruno Mars at a previous superbowl and was surprised at the actual talent.

        I did some other stuff and then came back for the last 10 minutes of the game.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 11:06 am plumpjack

        if they keep blatantly shitting on whîtey like this they’re gonna be sorry

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 11:13 am Corvo

        It was touch-and-go for a moment when one of my friends’ 9 year-old (White) daughter announced to the room, apropos of nothing I can recall, that if Donald Trump wins the election she was going to stop saying the Pledge of Allegiance “because Trump wants to bring back segregation.”

        I almost replied “That would be awesome!” but instead I took the high road and asked her why she thought that. Her answer was because some kid in her class told her that. Her father then interjected and told her not to believe everything she hears, so I just left it at that — she’s his project, not mine.

        In another tale from CultMarxtropolis (aka NYC) I was with some friends at a bar last week and a girl in the group, friend of a friend, asked me if the Trump button on my bag was “meant to be ironic.”

        I smirked and replied “It is ironic that we need a fascist to save us from the third-world invasion, isn’t it?”. You should have seem the perplexing look on her face as she tried to sort that one out. I ignored her for a while and then later In a group conversation that had veered to politics again I did hear her quietly say that she agrees with Trump on Muslims because they “freak me out.” Talk about schizofrenic.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 11:18 am mendo

        You should have seem the perplexing look on her face as she tried to sort that one out.

        Oh man, I damn near spit out my tea. Just the way you framed the story I could see the “wuh, huh” look on her face!

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 11:19 am plumpjack

        “It is ironic that we need a fascist to save us from the third-world invasion, isn’t it?”

        bartender, a round of tingles for everyone please!

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 11:28 am Captain Obvious

        > ‘she agrees with Trump on Muslims because they “freak me out.”’ ——— WHYTE BUN -> WHYTE OVEN.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 11:28 am uh

        Corvo,

        The woman I had over Saturday night said the same thing about Trump and Muslims, verbatim. “They freak me out.” If you can’t get them on latrinos or blacks, you can always get them on the muz.

        After all, Islam demands the one thing they don’t have: modesty.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 11:30 am Captain Obvious

        > “I almost replied “That would be awesome!”” ——— N!GGA, PUH-LEEZ. The next time you get that opportunity, you better go for it, or else I will personally kick your @ss for the sin of cowardice.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 11:31 am uh

        Come to think of it — the woman before that woman also said that, verbatim. Dumb little hamster.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 12:12 pm Corvo

        “N!GGA, PUH-LEEZ. The next time you get that opportunity, you better go for it, or else I will personally kick your @ss for the sin of cowardice.”

        lolz

        We all have to pick our battles; I pick most of them, but I opted for discretion last night.

        In my defense, I should add that, in addition to asking that little girl why she thought Trump was going to bring back segregation, I did make it clear to her and everyone else in the room that I am 100% backing Trump. But for the sake of watching the rest of the game in peace I opted not to go FULL SHITLORD.

        I’m sure I’ll make up for it later before all is said and done. .

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 12:18 pm Lucius Somesuch

        CO wrote: “> “I almost replied “That would be awesome!”” ——— N!GGA, PUH-LEEZ. The next time you get that opportunity, you better go for it, or else I will personally kick your @ss for the sin of cowardice.”

        Yeah, at family Christmas I gave my 20-something libertardian (male) cousin a serious tonguelashing when he ventured into open borders utopianism– this in front of the entire family. They know my ways well enough that he, his sister and father all in attendance, as well as the rest of the bio family tolerated it in good humor (and agreed with me). I wasn’t “angry” but I WAS loud, and got into a lot of finger pointing from across the room too, punctuating my curt “No, that’s not true–” interjections, with explanations.

        The next morning my brother ominously informed me that my sister-in-law didn’t sleep that night because she was frightened of me.

        I was supremely jazzed by that revelation.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 12:21 pm Lucius Somesuch

        –mysteries of online commenting– why the frock did I put “(male)” behind libertardian by way of explanation? As if I even needed to use a masculine pronoun to explain that one . . . .

        time for more coffee

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 12:22 pm Captain Obvious

        > “I’m sure I’ll make up for it later” ——— D@mned straight, mutha ph*cka. YOU: “He’ll bring back segregation? OMG! He didn’t!!! BTW, where do I sign up?” SHE: “Well Bernie has a branch office down at Beth Shalom on Rosemary Street.” YOU: “No, I mean where do I sign up for The Donald and re-segregation?”

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 12:33 pm Captain Obvious

        > “my 20-something libertardian (male) cousin” ——— Try the Eco-Pagan line on him: Do you believe in saving the Bald Eagle from extinction? Do you believe in saving the Beluga Whale from extinction? Do you believe in saving the Himalayan Tiger from extinction? Then WHY THE HE11 DON’T YOU BELIEVE IN SAVING THE WHYTE RACE FROM EXTINCTION, MUTHA-PH*CKA?!?

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 12:36 pm Captain Obvious

        > “my sister-in-law didn’t sleep that night because she was frightened of me” ——— Uh-oh. Moving forward now, she’ll have the tinglezzzlolzz for you. Under no circumstances do you cuckold your own brother. Cuckolding your own flesh-n-blood is grounds for eternal d@mnation. SRSLY.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 1:02 pm Carlos Danger

        Lucious, I wish I had been there. Did you tell your brother to man up and tell his wife to be an adult?

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 1:03 pm Carlos Danger

        Ask prog tards what Geronimo thought of the Apache Scouts.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 1:34 pm Captain Obvious

        > ” Did you tell your brother to man up and tell his wife to be an adult?” ——— He needs to be VERY CAREFUL here. The wife now has the tinglezzzlolzz for him, so he’s playing with fire if he pushes that angle.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 1:44 pm Captain Obvious

        With great power comes great responsibility, and AMOGing the entire family brings great power. Exercise that power wisely, if at all.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 4:16 pm Lucius Somesuch

        lolzozlzolzolz Not to worry, CO. Let’s say that, for all my brother’s natural charisma, he made a pick vastly removed from what da Lucius considers temptation.

        She’ll probably be back to absent-minded shit-testing the next time they come around. On average, he handles her shit-tests pretty well. Unfortunately mom tends to run aggressive defense if I hint at disparaging her looks (she has a tight body butterface). The political debate was a gratifying chance to AMOG without getting loud cries of “Just pay him no mind!!!”

        I actually talked quite a bit about Muslim inbreeding and how it destroys any hope of them even comprehending, let alone abiding by, the Western social contract. And I used a lot of “NO”s, which I think hammered the hamster hindbrains in attendance. But that was really a side-effect; I was mostly concentrated on decimating my cousin’s adopted worldview. I’ll have to take him to lunch sometime and continue the discussion. He’s something of a gun collector but fell somehow (without my suspecting it) into deep libertardian shit. I think I can deprogram him tho

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 7:25 am The Straw

        They freak everyone out… No joke, show any girl a picture of women in SA… some scary shit.

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 10:42 am mendo

      That shit screamed cult-Marx propaganda. And if not for taking the red pill, following sites like le chateau and heeding the warning of its visitor, it would have totally gone over my head.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 10:49 am Greg Eliot

        Heh, heh… after a (((shakin’ o’ de’ haid))) at one of the ads, I actually had one post-wall gal say to me “It’s not meant to be anything other than entertainment, why can’t you just relax and not worry about propaganda?”

        To the group’s credit, many laughed outright when they heard the broad say that. One guy actually quoted Caesar Sose: “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was making people believe he doesn’t exist.”

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 1:51 pm CarpeOro

        Maybe I missed one of the people called “great” as in quality loan risk on the bank commercial. I only noted the voice over saying it for a woman and the black guy (who rides off on a bike). All the white men? Not great (except to their mothers).

        Paypal? Looks like the new “hip” money isn’t white (except for guy at the end, probably an Eskimo). Old money? Pictures of the funny money we all use, and emphasis that it is passe old dead white guys (who would have started a revolution against the funny money their pictures have been put on). Paypal loses lots of cred with me.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 5:53 pm Lucius Somesuch

        “One guy actually quoted Caesar Sose”

        –Baudelaire, Greg, Baudelaire! lozlzolz Tho that’s a very gratifying response from a group scenario all the same

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 7:37 pm Greg Eliot

        He did preface it with “In the words of Caesor Sose…”

        I didn’t correct him, though I knew it was said by some famous personage… but I thought it was Mencken or Wilde… good on Baudelaire, and thanks for the info.

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 7:32 am The Straw

        Medo – if you google TRUMP this is the image that the Wikipedia entry shows on the page. I pointed out to my 12 YO son the other night when he was looking at my screen “why do you think this picture of TRUMP shows up, while the pictures below of Clinton, Carson etc are nice pictures?”

        Lightbulb. I told him, remember every single thing you ever see on ANY screen was CHOSEN by someone for some reason.

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  11. on February 8, 2016 at 9:37 am uh

    Fag or not … both of his daughters get the Pedobear stamp of approval.

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  12. on February 8, 2016 at 9:55 am Greg Eliot

    Okay, boys, tuchus ufen tisch… what are the prognostications for NH, percentage-wise, in re Trump, Cruz, and Rubio?

    I’m tired of wishful thinking, leftist agitprop, and Trumperdammerung cock-eyed optimism… I want to see who’s to be considered credible, from here on out, ’cause I’m still pissed about the Iowa hornswaggling.

    And let’s have a gentleman’s agreement: speak up only if you know what the fuck you’re talking about, and anybody off by more than 10 points just shuts the fuck up from here on out.

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 10:09 am uh

      Trump has massive natural appeal among the badwhites of NH. The working class, Irish-Italian base will not skew Canado-Cuban or Cubo-Manchurian last minute. Iowans are a mixture of gullible evangelicals and dogmatic progressives in Iowa City. No such dynamic in the Granite State. I think Trump’s current ~30% will be borne out, for as even the scripted shills on CNN agree, “ground game” isn’t as critical there; a clear majority have chosen Trump.

      By the way, as far as people, I feel most at home there.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 10:25 am Greg Eliot

        I haven’t spent much time up in New England… a little time in Vermont, didn’t really get a warm-n-fuzzy there… some French Quebec half-assed biker gang was hanging around the hotel parking lot, smoking dope.

        Okay, so we’re saying Trump gets 30% and wins… what’s Cruz and Rubio supposed to draw?

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 10:34 am uh

        Oh, you want their numbers too … My figures are a couple days old, but if they are still in the teens, I think they could rise to the 20s as the others are edged out. It will be just enough for them to hang on to their campaigns and allow the shills to keep pretending Trump might lose front-runner status. Where – in South Carolina? But hey, Cruz has that phony preacher voice, which might appeal to those people.

        Vermont is upside-down NH from its geography to its policies and its people. I lived in VT and found the people boring and cold. Then I go over to NH to get drunk, and it’s a different fucking world. There are actual skinheads in Manchester … and they’re Italian. But yea, NHers are down to earth and salty, while VTers are … well, sheltered Bernie fans.

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 10:27 am Corvo

      Greg – we’re allies in the bigger cause, but since you’ve said you won’t vote for Trump (or anyone else) and just take whatever Ceasar is pushed on you, I’m not sure why you’re so worked up about Iowa.

      That said, the Iowa caucuses are notoriously convoluted and fickle and overweight “ground game” politicians and ultra-religious candidates, and no matter what else Trump is no one would mistake him for a hardcore Christian candidate.

      NH (and all other states) should must more closely hew to the polling data.

      Trump will win NH; closest rival will be about 5% percentage points behind.

      Cruz will surprise everyone by taking that second place slot.

      Rubio will place third but very near Christie and Gaysich.

      Trump’s lead in NH is too well-established for him to lose. That said, he’s already been predicted to win in NH for a long time, so a Trump win merely keeps the uncertain status quo.

      Robo-Rubio’s surge in NH has been halted due to his poor debate performance. Gaysich’s comments about how he maybe should be running in the Democratic primary will turn off a lot of voters and he’ll finish out of the top 3. Christie did a nice bang up on Rubio but he’s just not popular enough to take second place. Bush is a running joke at this point. That means I think most anti-Trump holdouts in NH will hold their noses and vote for Cruz.

      Then the real fun will start in SC when Trump and Cruz will be fighting it out. I can only hope that the cuckservative churchy types are a smaller segment of the population and that Trumps appeal to some Southern redneck pro-White, pro-wall sentiment.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 10:35 am uh

        Funny – we said the same thing, essentially. Barring a major upset, it is that clear-cut.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 10:36 am Greg Eliot

        I was aggravated by the Iowa results because there were an awful lot of talk here at the chateau that Trump was far ahead and pretty much had it sown up, as a good start for the Trumpenjuggernaut to start rolling.

        I tend to trust a lot of the information presented at the chateau in re socio-political issues, so the letdown was palpable.

        As far as my own vote goes, I reiterate my stance of No Confidence in this poor excuse for a political system…

        … nevertheless, my curiosity remains, as a student of history and aficionado of all things related to “interesting times”… in the best Chinese meaning of that term. 😉

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 10:39 am mendo

        I think Trump will have a better showing in SC than even probably in NH. Just off conjecture, I get the impression many southerners love the guy…granted, I’m basing this on his yuge rally in Mobile. (Had more attendance than some pro football games.) Will it spill over to SC? I’m hoping it will.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 10:39 am uh

        Alas, the churchgoers are a large segment in SC. Then again, I remember being disgusted at John McCain or someone at a rally calling for bombers over Iran, and the crowd going Roman spectacle crazy, so if Trump plays up that angle they might give him the edge. It’s gonna be close there.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 10:40 am mendo

        What’s more upsetting about Iowa is the surge Rubio got. That shit literally came out of left foam party field.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 10:44 am uh

        Sometimes you gotta listen to the shills. They were all agreed that Cruz’s ground game was air-tight, and it worked. He knew he could sew up the evangelicals, but he can’t steal the white workers of NH.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 10:53 am Greg Eliot

        What’s more upsetting about Iowa is the surge Rubio got. That shit literally came out of left foam party field.

        Agreed… the chateau had him dead and gone, but he shows up just a point behind The Donald. (((shakin’ and scratchin’ mah haid)))

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 10:53 am uh

        mendo,

        I actually called that to a friend. Last minute fence-sitters, anxious simply to avoid Trump, had two viable choices about whom they were ambivalent. I don’t have stats but I would guess they were non-evangelicals; just dopey middle American white conservatives. So Rubio’s surge was more about lesser of two evils hair-splitting than passion for him as a candidate.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 11:00 am Corvo

        To anyone who pays even a modest amount of attention it’s clear that the media machine has really done its best to cover everything and anything non-Trump and to minimize coverage of Trump.

        Trump needs to win NH not least because he needs to force the media to cover him. Even still, watch how quickly the media coverage moves onto the South Carolina showdown and doesn’t linger on the NH results (if Trump wins) anything like what it did with Iowa.

        South Carolina will be the first make-or-break state for Der Trump.

        If the news-cycle gives Trump an opportunity to tap into the anger of White Americans by making some bold statement or reaction (e.g. “no more Muslim immigration”) Trump will definitely carry SC. If things remain quiet and the media gets to control the narrative and the coverage, it’s going to be a close one between Trump and Cruz. But I’m still predicting a Trump win in SC.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 11:12 am uh

        I won’t hazard a prediction for SC. Obviously we are agreed that going anti-muz will give an edge. But if you’ve watched the debates, you know that the other candidates mimic Trump’s anti-pc talking points very quickly. If Trump uses that angle, Cruz will hop on board immediately — and go farther for it.

        And pethaps however many black Republican voters are down there will surprise by getting behind T. They’re a very conservative lot. If you’re ever driving through there on 95, try to catch Herman Cain’s radio show. He is 100% anti-muz … and though it seems to be lukewarm, he is supporting Trump.

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 10:34 am mendo

      Ah, Greg, was just gonna ask something similar.

      More hypothetical, if Trump comes in second again. At that point, burn the whole fucker down.

      But, to answer your question, I’m thinking Trump should hold serve and could win by about 12pts+.

      Trump: 33
      Cruz: 20ish
      Rubio: knows exactly what he’s getting.

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 11:25 am Captain Obvious

      GE, by design the Iowa caucuses do not have the anonymity which is to be found in the privacy of the voting booth. Instead, the Lutherans designed the caucuses so that any rebel outliers could be publicly shamed & humiliated, via overpowering in-group peer pressure, into dutifully towing the party line. Don’t get weak in the knees until we see how The Trumpening fares when it is protected by the anonymity of the voting booth, and when English & Scots & Scots-Irish & non-Lutheran Germans [Mennonite/Anabaptist/Hussite] & Welshmen & French Huguenots & blue collar Roman Papists get a chance to vote for The Donald.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 11:32 am Greg Eliot

        Don’t get weak in the knees until we see how The Trumpening fares when it is protected by the anonymity of the voting booth,

        Okay, Cap’n… In the meantime I’ll try not to reach for the vapors. :duckface:

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 12:40 pm Captain Obvious

        GE, I was so furious and so upset after the Iowa caucuses that I couldn’t sleep that night. And I took a one-week hiatus from listening to Rush Limbaugh for fear that I might hear him praising that filthy little sephardic psychopathic c*nt, Rafael the Serpent. I’m practicing what I’m preaching above: Hoping & praying that, at the end of the day, the anonymity of the voting booth and the superior DNA [Biological Calvinism] of the non-Lutherans will prevail.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 1:05 pm mendo

        Scott Adams is predicting “Rubio to have a surprisingly strong second-place showing in New Hampshire”

        That would be some infuriating bs, to say the least, and hopefully those on the sidelines will finally wake the flip up.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 2:20 pm CarpeOro

        There are many flavors of Lutherans, but sad to say more these days are of “this world” and PC and SJW as the worst. I was raised in a Lutheran church, but when they started talking about “accepting” homosexuals I went to the church I was raised in and told them to strike my name from the roles (I had been in a Mennonite type church for a number of years at that point already, but I wanted to make the separation clear). I’ve heard Missouri and Wisconsin Synods are more rigorous in their faith. I recall the snide jokes that were told about them at the church I was raised in – meaning they get points for being disdained by those that have strayed.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 2:31 pm Greg Eliot

        If Rubio does have a “surprisingly strong showing” in NH, can we then assume some sort of Cathedral hijinks?

        Or do people actually like that clown?

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 2:34 pm Rusty Shackelford

        You do realize that in the Iowa Caucus, only the Dems make their votes public by standing in groups for their preferred candidate. The Republicans vote using a secret ballot.

        One of the eye opening things in the wake of Iowa were the fact that so many people on “our” side didn’t even understand that a) the Dems and Repubs don’t use the same voting procedures in the Iowa caucuses and b) one primary does not an election make.

        So, Der Furher’s first lap around the track was, in fact, with a secret ballot. So that’s not why he lost. He lost because Cruz is more popular among the whack job evangelical crowd that lives there.

        [CH: i call them evangelicucks. i hope the term sticks to them. they need to feel shame for their voting habits.]

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 2:41 pm Captain Obvious

        What I read was that Goldman Sachs & Citibank paid precinct chairmen to go into each caucus and preach aggressively-partisan scripted anti-Trump attacks to the gathered caucusers. And of course to spread the Big Lie that Carson had quit the race. To the best of my knowledge, not only will there be no Lutherans in NH or SC or NV, but there will be complete anonymity of the voting booth, with no on-site voter intimidation from Goldman Sachs or Citibank.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 4:45 pm tteclod

        Papists of all stripes are poz’d. The demographic data is so extant it’s not worth linking any longer. ANY search provides it.

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 7:54 am Sentient

        “Or do people actually like that clown?” re Rubio

        Rubio will continue to get all anti Cruz GOP votes and all the votes machine GOPers would have cast for Jeb, had he nutted up a few months back… He is the most viable machine candidate, purpose built to be the next Obama – rhetorically strong, minority with a paper thin background to hang negative ads off of…

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 7:56 am Sentient

        Oh and let me remind the audience re Rubio – i.e. Florida is a must win GOP state.

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 8:14 am Sentient

        http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/nh/new_hampshire_republican_presidential_primary-3350.html

        I say TRUMP wins with 20+% and the next three some order of Rubio, Kasich and Cruz. They are statistically tied. My gut says Rubio 2nd, “edging” Kasich.

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 9:24 am mendo

        Starting to warm up to the idea that Rubio could finish second, but only be ahead of 3rd, 4th, etc. by minimal points.

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 4:36 pm tteclod

      I’m dodging the question as irrelevant and directing you to the method by which delegates are allotted. Based on what little I know, Trump need only get pluralities in all congressional districts and he’ll sweep the primary. One solid win in NH will earn SC, then the SEC. When the media wants to hold debates thereafter, Trump will skip.

      #TrumpOrRevolution

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 7:54 pm King

      New Hampshire is a complete crap shoot. It’s the first primary, GOTV isn’t as much a factor, the entire state has been trending left (now the most atheist state in the nation, taking over from Vermont), and independents, which make up half the state’s party ID, can vote in any party’s primary they choose.

      In general, the more metrosexual candidates perform better than in Iowa, which was setting up for a marcorubio victory. But he chose the moment when New Hampshirites began paying close attention to have his worst debate.

      Yuge (20-30), Cabana Boy (15-25), Drunk Busdriver (10-20), Spicanadian (10-15), Please Clap/Fatbody/That Face/Mellow Negro/the rest (total 10-15).

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  13. on February 8, 2016 at 11:30 am olivermaerk

    Whatever the cultural narrative wants to make us believe, we have to stay strong to the cause of truth.
    http://freedompowerandweatlh.com

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  14. on February 8, 2016 at 12:44 pm khorne

    don’t you mean…

    homo arigato?

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  15. on February 8, 2016 at 1:10 pm irishsavant

    “like a robot remotely controlled by GOPe puppet masters.”

    Wow, thought never crossed my mind.

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  16. on February 8, 2016 at 1:31 pm DH

    Rubio is a Golem. Straight out of Jorge Luis Borges tale, with Adelson, Singer and Braman playing the rabbi of Prague role.

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  17. on February 8, 2016 at 1:41 pm jackmcg

    So on the dem side, we have an eskimo and a woman

    on the repub side, we have two cubans, a nog, a cunt, an open borders slav, a beta open borders pussy, and an obese dude who has balls to fight everything except the things that matter.

    Enter Donald Trump.

    The libertardian crowd gripping “muh constitution” doesn’t see that Donald Trump is the only candidate our Founding Fathers would identify with in any way, shape, or form.

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  18. on February 8, 2016 at 1:52 pm Corey

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 3:42 pm mendo

      The wife was a former NFL cheerleader, right, that got passed around from player to player?

      That body language is SCREAMING her displeasure. She-I-it!

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 6:55 pm Vagina dominator

      Very interesting Rubio photo, Corey. How many of the diseases of modernism can we see in just this one photo? He has fag-face and at the same time he has the face of a scheming jew. And who dresses like that?

      The woman is completely repulsed by him but she also appears to be an anorexic and a bulimic, the facial thinness in conjunction with the nasal-labial lines being indications of the poor condition of her intestinal flora, which bring on those conditions and other “mental” issues. She won’t hug him but clutches the phone, which she may not be able to put down as the skin of her palm has possibly grown around it.

      Note the star of david pattern near the hem of her dress.

      The hair indicates depression. She is confused. What color should her hair be and ow should it be styled? She can’t decide and won’t listen to advice. So she just lets it grow out, like sidewalk grass outside a derelict building.

      Two very unhappy, confused modern people.

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 9:25 am mendo

        Brilliant!

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  19. on February 8, 2016 at 2:22 pm Tilikum

    If these threads had more Cpt. Obvious and Eskimos, I’d read and contribute more.

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 6:57 pm Vagina dominator

      If you contributed less, the proportion of those contributors would have increased. Would you then contribute more?

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    • on February 9, 2016 at 12:49 am jOHN MOSBY

      It’s like huntin’ rabbits . Wait and y ou’ll get your shot.

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  20. on February 8, 2016 at 2:23 pm Hugh Mann

    OT – naive girl from small town with low diversity discovers they’re not all like those nice people she’s seen on TV.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3433995/Illegal-immigrant-arrested-murder-American-nanny-Austria-took-stop-deported-revealed-raped-underage-girl.html

    “An illegal immigrant has been arrested over the murder of an American nanny who had given him shelter at her Vienna apartment. The 24-year-old Gambian had been wanted by police since the death of Lauren Mann, 25, from Grand Junction, Colorado last month.”

    Grand Junction wiki – “The racial makeup of the city was 91.78% White, 0.60% African American”

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 2:44 pm YIH

      Vox Day posted about that too:
      http://alphagameplan.blogspot.com/2016/01/a-mystery-worthy-of-agatha-christie.html
      She was ”Looking for Mr. Goodbar” and found it. Burn the coal, pay the toll.

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      • on February 8, 2016 at 3:13 pm Scanman

        Like the comment from Gordon Freece: “She died doing what she loved.”

        Tidily put, Gordy.

        I’m not heartless but not holding these women accountable seems like the worst kind of misogyny to me.

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    • on February 8, 2016 at 4:40 pm tteclod

      This reminds me of the Italian case where the British girl was found murdered in her apartment and her American and Italian roommates took the wrap when a diverse suspect was readily available.

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  21. on February 8, 2016 at 3:37 pm elmertjones

    Off-topic but Salon has the best photoshoppers in the business. This one’s titled “Therefore Trump is a Rapist”.

    Still no mention of Cologne New Year’s Eve mass sex assaults though.

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  22. on February 9, 2016 at 12:43 am jOHN MOSBY

    push off from your woman. marco=is a goddamn fag.
    how could one with a sane mind think different ?

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  23. on February 9, 2016 at 9:52 am tilikum

    Test

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