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Marco Rubio’s Modern Male Body Language

February 9, 2016 by CH

Take a look at this photo of Marco Roboto hugging – or trying to hug – his wife Jeanette.

Vagina dominator parses the pic with a shiv twist most lethal,

Very interesting Rubio photo, Corey. How many of the diseases of modernism can we see in just this one photo? He has fag-face and at the same time he has the face of a scheming jew. And who dresses like that?

The woman is completely repulsed by him but she also appears to be an anorexic and a bulimic, the facial thinness in conjunction with the nasal-labial lines being indications of the poor condition of her intestinal flora, which bring on those conditions and other “mental” issues. She won’t hug him but clutches the phone, which she may not be able to put down as the skin of her palm has possibly grown around it.

Note the star of david pattern near the hem of her dress.

The hair indicates depression. She is confused. What color should her hair be and how should it be styled? She can’t decide and won’t listen to advice. So she just lets it grow out, like sidewalk grass outside a derelict building.

Two very unhappy, confused modern people.

Congrats, VD. You have won the Shiv of the Week.

Rubio’s body language reminds me of another sad sack beta male.

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  1. on February 9, 2016 at 10:19 am tspark156

    The body language is a giveaway. Trump’s fucking her.

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    • on February 9, 2016 at 10:22 am jackmcg

      Rubio wouldn’t mind. He’s fucking her brother.

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    • on February 9, 2016 at 10:37 am Captain Obvious

      Fuchs Newz pushing the Mark Rubin == Marco J00bio psychological warfare: http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3394829/posts

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 10:40 am Captain Obvious

        “Accidently” releasing some artwork which predicts a Mark Rubin surge:

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  2. on February 9, 2016 at 10:21 am Laguna Beach Fogey

    Hahahaha! VD’s comments made me laugh. Spot on. All Rubio needs is a yachting cap.

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    • on February 9, 2016 at 10:45 am Captain Obvious

      VD was PURE GOLD in those kkkomments: “poor condition of her intestinal flora… clutches the phone, which she may not be able to put down as the skin of her palm has possibly grown around it. Note the star of david pattern near the hem of her dress… So she just lets it grow out, like sidewalk grass outside a derelict building…”

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 10:46 am Captain Obvious

        That’s some miltary-grade perceptiveness and psychoanalysis right there, baby.

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 10:46 am Captain Obvious

        “Mil-Spec” – LOL’ed.

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 10:47 am Captain Obvious

        “Mil-Spec” – that would be a good meme for when a kkkomenter absolutely nails it. Knocks it out of the park.

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 10:55 am Laguna Beach Fogey

        I lost it at the “note the star of david pattern near the hem of her dress.”

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 12:06 pm Captain Obvious

        Yeah, I remember glancing at that photo a few day ago, but I never noticed the Stars-of-David. Hats off to VD, man. Friggin Mil-Spec.

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  3. on February 9, 2016 at 10:23 am ixenophon

    “Trump’s fucking her.”

    yep
    and I would too…
    sticking your dick in skinny-crazy is more fun than base jumping…

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  4. on February 9, 2016 at 10:24 am Wrong Side of History

    Story with the second picture still depresses me almost two years later. Look at that bod.

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    • on February 9, 2016 at 10:29 am whorefinder

      whore is as whore does.

      forrest gump rape!

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 10:39 am mendo

        I dare say whore-able

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 10:49 am Captain Obvious

        Cluster B gonna cluster. Coal burners gonna burn. Mudsharks gonna mud.

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 10:49 am Canadian Friend

        Whores are like a box of chocolate, you never know what STD you will get

        Famous movie lines rape!

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    • on February 9, 2016 at 10:32 am itsme

      i wonder what she looks like now. at the time that photo was taken, you can tell by her face, upper arms, and thighs that she was one or two carb loads away from being a fattie.

      of course, if her fattie within finally busted out, she’d be even more attractive to mandingos lozlzozlzozlozlzz

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  5. on February 9, 2016 at 10:40 am Batman

    That fruitcake Rubio looks like he’s hosting a Bingo tournament on a cruise ship

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  6. on February 9, 2016 at 10:41 am Anonymous

    That’s a gay besties hug

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  7. on February 9, 2016 at 10:46 am Canadian Friend

    Rubio’s wife is leaning away from him, her body and arms are stiff, not hugging him back.

    A lot in this picture says she is repulsed by him or at minimum not turned on by him/not in love with him.

    At least she is not ugly like !Jeb’s wife.

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    • on February 9, 2016 at 11:03 am Parachutist

      Compare Jeb’s kids to Dubya’s kids. White is right every time.

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    • on February 9, 2016 at 11:18 am No

      Isn’t there a clip of Cruz’s daughter giving Cruz the stiff when he went in for a kiss? Both of those guys scream creep.

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      • on February 10, 2016 at 3:44 pm Lex Corvus (@LexCorvus)

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  8. on February 9, 2016 at 11:03 am Corvo

    Trump is the one giving the master class while I’m just watching from the peanut gallery but still . . .

    Calling Cruz a pussy (yeah, yeah – technically I know he was repeating what someone else said) was a stupid move for a few reasons.

    First, Ted Cruz is a lot of things—he may be a bought and paid for shill for the cheap labor lobby, he may be a psychopath, he may be creepy and untrustworthy–but calling him a pussy just seemed like a gratuitous insult. I think it would be received differently if, say, Trump had saved that kind of insult for later calling Bernie a pussy; or if one of the GOP candidates had taken some really pussy-assed position on something.

    Second, just generally, this is a Republican primary. Trump is ultimately going to need the votes of other conservatives to win in a general. I think it’s a bad idea to taunt a candidate like that who has, like it or not, a substantial number of supporters. People hold grudges over stupid shit like that.

    Third, he needs to work in a little comfort game now that the voting is started. Insults like “pussy” should be used sparingly; you don’t want to turn off too many soccer moms at this crucial phase.

    Damage control now would be to (1) fall back on the technicality that he didn’t call Cruz a pussy, he just repeated it and (2) he meant pussycat. Put the fucking thing to rest and move on — because even with the minimal media I pay attention to, it’s all I’ve seen talked about since last night.

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    • on February 9, 2016 at 1:14 pm Glengarry

      Agreed, but I think there was an element of taking on a dare. If Trump had flinched or backed down, that would have told his enemies something. Now, he can always deny it when the press comes slavering, like you show above. However, he should ideally have disarmed it more smoothly instead of being crude. Not sure how, but I’m not Trump. (Maybe something like “We have some passionate voters here! Get out and show it today!”) All in all, I give him a pass on this one.

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    • on February 9, 2016 at 9:21 pm Greg Eliot

      but calling him a pussy just seemed like a gratuitous insult.

      We’re just not used to rough-and-tumble politics… but as the latest NH results show, people aren’t as turned off by purple language as they used to be. They say stuff during prime time now that a mere twenty years ago you could barely get away with in an R rating movie.

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  9. on February 9, 2016 at 11:14 am theasdgamer

    Mrs. Rubio could just be angry or annoyed with Rubio at the moment of the pic. Don’t make too much of moments.

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    • on February 9, 2016 at 11:20 am theasdgamer

      Following on my analysis of pics…pics are great for capturing static patterns…architecture…plants…stars…and are great at capturing moments like novas…facial expressions…a predator’s kill…but not great at capturing dynamic patterns like relationship dynamics.

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 11:25 am Greg Eliot

        Every now and then even a red-pilled hamster has to get some exercise.

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    • on February 9, 2016 at 11:21 am No

      Agree she could be an avowed Catholic feminist prude herself. We don’t know much about her. But her facial expression suggests she may be satring down the only black or Arab cock in the crowd.

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    • on February 9, 2016 at 11:27 am theasdgamer

      Jeannette seems quite the good girl…http://nypost.com/2015/10/29/meet-marco-rubios-hot-wife/

      I don’t even like Rubio.

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 11:33 am theasdgamer

        I might be in love with his wife, tho…she’s “soft-spoken” and uses “few words”…stays home…obviously lovely…lots to like there.

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 11:53 am CarpeOro

        “Jeanette is also a notably terrible driver. Page Six reported in January that she crashed the family’s Ford SUV into a $78,000 Porsche parked at a hotel in South Beach. She also had, as of 2015, 13 traffic violations, according to the New York Times.”

        Sometimes a side effect of too many drugs or drinking – which could also lead to the thinness.

        [CH: #JustWomanThings]

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 11:48 pm Carlos Danger

        You haven’t seen that photo of him dancing in the gay strip act in Miamai when he was 18 yet, have you? Sheldon wouldn’t be promoting him as he does unless he had a leash to control him with.

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  10. on February 9, 2016 at 11:15 am No

    Oh god stop Heartiste. Rubio seems ok for a cuckservative, but now you are ruining the illusion for me. What say you on the “electability” issue of beating Clinton?

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  11. on February 9, 2016 at 11:16 am No

    That is what a feminist thinks rape looks like, to put it in perspective.

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    • on February 9, 2016 at 7:18 pm Libertardian

      That’s because no one even wants to do that with them.

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  12. on February 9, 2016 at 11:33 am Reinald Vallejo

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  13. on February 9, 2016 at 11:35 am Reinald Vallejo

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    • on February 9, 2016 at 11:44 am Mel Gibson

      That’s some Playboy cover-level paintbrushing right there.

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    • on February 9, 2016 at 11:46 am theasdgamer

      Where’s Jeannette’s right hand?

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 7:25 pm Reinald Vallejo

        For a game-aware guy, your perception is limp.

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 9:15 pm Greg Eliot

        Both hands are in her pockets… but thanks for playing.

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      • on February 10, 2016 at 12:08 am mendo

        Who’s cuck this is?

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  14. on February 9, 2016 at 12:18 pm Stilicho

    She’s clutching the phone because she’s waiting for The Donald to text her back.

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  15. on February 9, 2016 at 12:19 pm Anonymous

    You blew your credibility by going anti-Hebrew.

    [CH: are eskimos over-represented in the ranks of corrupting, nation-destroying leftoid equalist movements, or aren’t they? a simple yes or no answer will suffice.
    oh, and before you say it, no, eskimos are NOT over-represented in the ranks of nationalist/pro-White movements. so this isn’t an IQ thang.
    ]

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    • on February 9, 2016 at 9:14 pm Greg Eliot

      You misspelled counter-Hebrew wrong…

      … and for the record, it’s only the Sanhedrin… the butchers and deli owners are safe… we’ll even give a pass to the pawn brokers.

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    • on February 10, 2016 at 3:55 pm Lex Corvus (@LexCorvus)

      Remember, Jews are only 2–3% of the population, so it wouldn’t take much for them to be overrepresented among nationalists. Indeed, I’d guess they are, due mainly to IQ effects. They’re way more overrepresented among progressives, of course, though the same could be said of, e.g., Unitarians as well.

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  16. on February 9, 2016 at 12:23 pm McGonzo

    Holy crap, that’s his wife? I had assumed it was some chick he was talking too. Wow, more evidence of g@yness, maybe his wife is a beard.

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    • on February 9, 2016 at 2:14 pm theasdgamer

      Yeah, they have four kids…he’s very gay.

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 5:42 pm McGonzo

        Whattaya new here? Just `cuz a woman has a kid doesn’t mean her husband’s the father, LOL.

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 6:44 pm theasdgamer

        Aaand…the kids all look like him. Yeah, she used to be a cheerleader, but she apparently got down with the stay-at-home wife thing. In one of the pics. looks like her hand is on his crotch.

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      • on February 9, 2016 at 11:35 pm mendo

        Damn, got a Rubio supporter here at le Chateau.

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  17. on February 9, 2016 at 12:36 pm irishsavant

    Well that picture removed any remaining doubts I might have had about Rubio/Rubin being a fag.

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  18. on February 9, 2016 at 12:36 pm Anonymous

    No, not in Israel. Yes, in Europe and the USA.

    But, those tards would be socialists no matter their heritage. Being Jewish only allows then the protection of hiding behind the race card.

    I highly doubt Rubio has socialist backing of any race…except La Rasa.

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  19. on February 9, 2016 at 1:18 pm Glengarry

    “If I just zone out and smile and stand still, it’ll soon be over … happy place … happy place …”

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  20. on February 9, 2016 at 1:44 pm Prof. Woland

    Attention whores have a tendency to look directly into the camera when one is turned their way. It is all about me me me. Melania Trump on the other hand has that model cool way of softening her gaze and looking nonchalant and never staring for any length of time. People look at her, she is not looking at them. When someone takes a picture of the Trumps, she looks up at her husband rather than climbing over the top of him to hog the shot.

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    • on February 9, 2016 at 1:59 pm Anton

      Attention whores = women

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  21. on February 9, 2016 at 4:39 pm eyesfrontmen

    Its not just the hem, it is the whole danged dress.
    Could that brat look any more repulsed by a man?

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  22. on February 9, 2016 at 6:35 pm Phil A. O. Physh

    Put this photo in the Dictionary under the definition of “Beard”.

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  23. on February 9, 2016 at 11:30 pm Rob

    She looks like a minor celebrity getting a kiss from her stalker and not wanting to make a scene of it in public.

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  24. on February 10, 2016 at 12:33 am Rob

    Check this out. There’s a pattern there. I think it’s safe to say Marquiño is not the apple of her eye.

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    • on February 10, 2016 at 12:51 am 88

      No joke. She looks pissed, annoyed, or disgusted with him in every single picture.

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  25. on February 10, 2016 at 7:16 am Ayy Bola

    Gollum clutching his precious.

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  26. on February 10, 2016 at 10:06 am RikF

    Is that a white privilege wrist band on Rubio’s right hand?

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