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The Battle Of The Sexes, Catch Phrased

February 18, 2016 by CH

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Men and women have competing reproductive goals, because it is required.

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  1. on February 18, 2016 at 6:55 am pithom

    The first one’s actually a real shirt! lol.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 7:58 am Captain Obvious

      Mildly off-topic, but “sex” means that the honey bee moves the pollen off of the stamen, and down into the stigma, and then nine months later, an apple falls off of the tree. Conversely, NO APPLE => NO SEX. I’d guess that upwards of 99% of all licentious acts in the modern world have nothing whatsoever to do with “sex”. It’s all just purposeless n!hilism. Definitely not “sex”.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 8:03 am Captain Obvious

        Every time I hear some shiznat on Fuchs Newz about “h0m0sexual m@rriage”, I wanna scream: “What s0d0mites & bulldykes do is NOT ‘sex’!!! THEY CAN’T HAVE CHILLUNZ TOGETHER!!!!!” He11, YaReally dipping it in the r3ctum of the Ho du Jour [Ho de la Nuit?] ain’t “sex” either. It’s just purposelessness.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 8:16 am plumpjack

        that’s why we have fake rolexes, and fake diamonds Cap:

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 8:33 am Captain Obvious

        LOL’ed. Fake rolexes and fake diamonds for the fake f0rnications leading to the fake babeez which never existed. We may have a metaphor here…

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 9:11 am Carlos Danger

        CO, how many babies do you have? I get your Point in General and consider ONS to be generally an unfulfilling experience. But I like that purposeless sex too. Even those of us with children still need to take the edge off of things or we get ornery! And children don’t come about as easily as one thinks from sex either. It usually takes a few tries.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 10:36 am Captain Obvious

        > “I like that purposeless sex too” ——— Yeah, but it’s nothing like doing it a day or two before she 0vulates. Then the sh!t gets REAL.

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  2. on February 18, 2016 at 7:04 am Wrong Side of History

    Too bad you can’t see her face.

    I’m guessing HB6.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 7:47 am Sentient

      Divorced Cougar… approaching wall syndrome…

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 8:10 am Captain Obvious

        Them little B-Cup t!tties are definitely in The Sag. It’s been a decade or more since they were perky.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 8:46 am mendo

        A definite sag. If they had a name, it’d be Bob Saget. She’s not wearing a bra either, so that always tells me she yearning for the D.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 9:12 am Carlos Danger

        Good call, she’s a nice looking divorcee about 37 or so.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 9:38 am Some Guy

        @Artisanal Toad

        That’s gotta be a photo shop…

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 10:16 am Artisanal Toad

        @Some Guy

        I got about 50 hits on her with TinEye and the only thing that was photoshopped was the same photo with Carla Bruni’s face on it… but judging from the face, that’s the sort of shirt a woman like that would wear. I’m guessing late 40’s to early 50’s, post-wall, trying to hang on to *something* but she’s realized subtlety is a thing of the past.

        There are plenty of guys that would bang her, especially in her age cohort, and who knows? She might be able to suck the lug nuts off a truck.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 9:25 am Old Codger

      HB 6 with a real edgy face; rode hard and put away wet far too many times!

      N count 20+???

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 9:35 am Artisanal Toad

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 9:41 am Artisanal Toad

        Thousand cock stare…

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 12:25 pm Sean Fielding

        Thanks AT. And good call, all who realized she was old, though older than any of us guessed – from her hair she could be in her mid 50’s, but I’m guessing a rode-hard 40’s.

        So this raises an issue. Does this aging woman, who evidently has almost nothing going for her except retention of slenderness and good dental care (her shirt tells us all we need know of her class status and personality), retain any SMV? And if so what number? Remember, she has no actual reproductive value.

        I’d be generous and give her a 3. But then, I’m not young myself.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 12:43 pm Artisanal Toad

        SMV, for an older guy that isn’t interested in procreation, I’d say around a 6, but it depends on whether she *can* suck the lug nuts off a truck. But, you have to keep in mind that I’m an unapologetic and unrepentant polygynist and I can look at women like that as having utility apart from their sexual value. She may have great cooking and housekeeping skills, she may be an excellent manager, perhaps she’s one of those gals that has a magic green thumb and can make anything grow.

        If she were sweetly submissive and teachable (I know, I know, just look at the shirt), she might make an acceptable addition to the household. That’s the tragedy with women like this. She’s been polluted and poisoned by feminism and it would take more than just a radical detox and major colon cleanse to get all the shit out of her. Would it be worth it? Not until slavery makes a comeback.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 12:32 pm l4cen4ire

        Holy shit Britney Spears if she hadn’t got the dough for “maintenance”

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 4:01 pm Anonymous

        Are you guys kidding? 0.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 8:16 pm Kaminsky

        Now that I see her face the shirt’s meaning is totally different. I think she’s just stating two facts about what happens in her own life. It has nothing to do with her trying to flaunt her selectivity.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 11:44 pm Mean Mr. Mustard

        By the look of her; she didn’t just ride the carousel.
        She broke the carousel.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 9:35 am plumpjack

      translated from hamster-ese the shirt actually says: no pulse, no sex

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 9:37 am plumpjack

        she appears to be at some kind of watch/jewelry convention so I’m going to give credit that it might be some inside-the-trade joke

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 9:47 am Greg Eliot

        Geez, Louise… she hit the wall going 75MPH…

        … and then said “That was fun! Let’s do it again!”.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 12:01 pm Sensei

        The last thing she needs is to be reminded that her time is running out.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 12:28 pm Sean Fielding

        Good call on the trade wares. Might have to give her half a point or so on personality after all.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 1:33 pm Corvo

        “The last thing she needs is to be reminded that her time is running out.”

        That was a good chuckle.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 4:50 pm X

        Forever 51

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 12:09 pm Greg Eliot

      Too bad you can’t see her face.

      Careful what you wish for…

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  3. on February 18, 2016 at 7:05 am Mandy been here a while

    Ot but does anyone else think Jeb’s gun tweet could have worked if he captioned it “made in America.” Instead?

    I like to think this is a good idea and that I could be a paid campaign consultant. I hear he still has a war chest.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 8:04 am Captain Obvious

      URL???

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 8:10 am Mandy been here a while

        http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/jeb-bush-tweets-picture-gun-captioning-america-article-1.2533849

        Sorry

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 8:27 am Captain Obvious

        Wow – the Bush family needs to learn them some Evo-Psych. That just screams “Try Hard”.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 8:30 am Captain Obvious

        BTW, if you or I had done that, then the Secret Service would be subpoena-ing our IP addresses for a not-so-veiled threat to @ssassinate a V.I.E. [Very Important Elitist].

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 12:02 pm Colonel Hogan

        @Mandy, Captain Obvious
        Jeb is such a turd. I’m surprised that the action isn’t locked open, with an actual lock, to show how ‘safe’ he is. Absolutely a free gun. Like I said, turd.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 12:08 pm Greg Eliot

        I’m guessing the only time that gun has been fired was during testing at the factory… Jeb probably had a keychain made from the expended shell.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 12:48 pm Philomathean

        That would fracture ¡Jeb’s! hoof.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 1:05 pm Colonel Hogan

        @Greg Eliot
        That’s exactly what my girlfriend (at the time) did with the shell that came with my first -purchase- when I was 21. Shiny new P95. Still have her. The P95, obviously.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 9:27 am Old Codger

      You mean a “sunken” war chest, right? One that mirrors his man-boobed chest, amirite?

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 1:33 pm Mandy been here a while

        Yeah, but surely he is due a refund for advice rendered so far.

        If you are reading this Jeb, just step away from Twitter. Let the chateau handle your tweets for a week. You’ll be back at the top in no time.

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  4. on February 18, 2016 at 7:24 am wolfie65

    Diamond? Rolex ?
    Hell with that.
    What can anyone actually DO with a diamond, besides support the Hebe Industrial Complex ?
    And a Rolex will break just as easily as the $ 9.95 Walmart Special when you have to bust some Muzzie head to prevent Cultural Enrichment.
    If she can’t appreciate something from the gumball machine – or a new set of Bones Swiss for her board – she ain’t worth it.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 7:35 am Wrong Side of History

      I think women who are on a lifetime quest for alpha commitment like the idea of a big expensive diamond more than the reality.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 7:51 am Captain Obvious

      > “support the Hebe Industrial Complex” ——— THANK YOU!!!!! I used to value IQ uber alles when it came to the choice of an oven for my little bunz, but now I value fundamental human decency and morality and common sense even more than IQ. If she can’t extract her head from the @nus of the Eskimo DeBeers Industrial Complex, then to he11 with her.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 8:50 am mendo

        It’s amazing how they brainwash these hoes into DEMANDING a diamond ring or an expensive ring in order to secure their infedlity later on. Old buddy of mine got uber-duped by his slut. It was like she ORDERED him into what she wanted and how it had to be and yadda yadda yadda. Worse, they just had a kid and now she’s got him by the balls. They’ll be divorced inside of two years.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 9:13 am Captain Obvious

        > “how they brainwash these hoes” ——— 100 to 150 years ago, Eskimo Psychiatry spotted a fatal weakness in a large number of our Whyte Womynzez, and they have been busy mining that Mother-Load for all it’s worth.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 9:22 am Sentient

        Mendo – don’t fall for it. You don’t need to. My wife got a $125 ring she mentioned she liked one day we were out at a shop. I bought it later a few months before proposing. 25 years on she still wears it every week.

        Demands are shit tests and by acceding you are failing…

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 9:29 am mendo

        @Sentient….thanks to your advice and the other chateau residents, I know better.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 9:33 am Greg Eliot

        Every time I hear that “two months salary” metric I nearly choke.

        So, a guy making, say, $48K a year is supposed to shell out $8K for a ring?

        No way to begin a m-a-r-r-i-a-g-e, me droogies.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 12:32 pm Sean Fielding

        CO, how many kids do you actually have? I’ve got 2, and that’s 2 more than almost all my White nationalist brethren I’ve met.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 9:31 am Old Codger

      “Rolex” screams “gold digging ho”. A cultured woman understands that a Patek Phillipe or IWC is far more indicative of higher class of man!

      Every ‘f”-ing Asian tool is dying for a Rolex; totally nouveau and classless.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 10:00 am mendo

        Just wrap your dick around your wrist and ask the sushi, “what time is it?”

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 10:49 am plumpjack

        rolex also screams ‘chump-with-no-awareness-of-hypergamy’

        any reasonably savvy dude with resources does not wear his wealth like a badge of honor while mixing with the plebes. therefore, one who does is probably an easy target

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 8:31 pm Kaminsky

        Rolex is ‘nouveau’?

        https://www.google.co.kr/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1920&bih=979&q=Rolex+1920%27s&oq=Rolex+1920%27s&gs_l=img.3..0i30j0i8i30l2.1239.4982.0.5336.12.12.0.0.0.0.213.1816.0j8j2.10.0..2..0…1.1.64.img..2.10.1813.lJDwnLiECxE#imgrc=bSG8v2MoO7OIBM%3A

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      • on February 19, 2016 at 9:59 am Jimmybubba

        I’ll bet this woman would go for Archieluxury!
        https://www.youtube.com/user/ARCHIELUXURY

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 11:19 am uh

      Gumballs and skateboards. It’s ’92 again.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 2:32 pm wolfie65

        Actually, it’s 1988.
        I wish…..
        Supposedly, you can tell a real Rolex by the way the hands don’t ‘jerk’ when they move, rather, the hand counting the seconds does a smooth arc.
        I have a mechanical wind-up watch (no batteries) that does that, got it on Amazon for something like $ 26.
        It’s not a Rolex, nor does it pretend to be, but you can see the skeleton movement behind the time display, which is pretty cool.
        ‘Nuddah thing about diamonds, most of them are extracted by what essentially amounts to Black slave labor, including children, how does She Who Must Be Obeyed reconcile that with her liberalism, feminism, Antifa, Will trade Racists for Refugees, #inteerkvinna and all the other crap she supposedly so fervently believes in?

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 8:26 pm Kaminsky

        You can’t tell if it’s a real Rolex by smooth hand movement. There could easily be a cheap mechanical movement inside accounting for that.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 8:29 pm Kaminsky

      You need to hold off on commenting about things that you don’t know about. A Rolex is built about as sturdily as a bank vault. Just because they’re expensive doesn’t mean they’re some soft, fragile, fey, rich pansy thing. They’re very well made and saying they would break like a Walmart special is wrong and also just a mediocre attempt at reverse snobbery. Weak.

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      • on February 19, 2016 at 3:59 pm Jim Christian

        Concur, Kamin. Some folks are F.O.S. Rolex, solid, solid. I’ve got one of stainless, only a couple of grand, my one impulse purchase. Understated thing, but it’s a rock. Folks that never treated themselves to one don’t get it because they aren’t watch-nuts. Of course, I can’t get it set to even a couple of minutes/day accuracy, a problem with all the mechanical movements, obviously. The rest of my watches are Citizen/Seiko solars with highly accurate quartz movements, with the Rolex for dressy-showy and for when I go out fishing off Boston. The watch and the band take lumps that would kill my other watches of lesser case-weight and the crystal is recessed a little, out of harm’s way. Can’t say enough about the build quality, but I get pissed when I’m always behind-time, for me it isn’t a full-time watch. Sending the thing out to an authorized dealer to open up and dick with gets to be a hassle but you have to do that to keep it waterproof and I have to do that because of the salt. Bad timekeeping comes with the territory, but the vault-like quality of the thing outshines any other watch I ever saw. Tag Heuer and others obviously are a match, but how many watches can a mutt like me justify, anyway?

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      • on February 20, 2016 at 2:47 am Kaminsky

        I’m no Rolex wearer, just a fan of high end watches. I love the idea of a mechanical but I wouldn’t be comfortable with anything over 500$ so that makes a mechanical a bit silly. Yeah there are decent 500$ mechanicals but the whole part of having it serviced for a 150$ every few years just grates on my nerves, finance wise. I’m going to get a Christopher Ward M60 in quartz. I know quartz is a touch sacrilegious but I like the durability/dependability thing. 300m waterproof, saphire and very much a submariner homage. Small at 38mm, very high quality steel. Drop 350$ and be done with it. I’ll have a Rolex Sub or Explorer when I’m 85 plus, housebound in my robe.

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  5. on February 18, 2016 at 7:35 am Flip

    The one I’ve seen is “If you’re rich, I’m single.”

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  6. on February 18, 2016 at 7:43 am theasdgamer

    I’d like to see someone wearing a T-shirt standing next to the broad that says, “I’m not a fucking ATM”.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 9:36 am Greg Eliot

      Heh, heh… many years ago my kids got me a T-shirt for Father’s Day that said National Bank Of Dad, with an impressive facade of a building… on the doors was a slap-dash looking sign that said: “Closed Today”.

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  7. on February 18, 2016 at 7:51 am Sentient

    Vitaly… LOL

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 9:27 am Sentient

      even funnier… “I don’t like gold diggers” LOL

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  8. on February 18, 2016 at 8:06 am Shauna

    A man who can afford a Rolex can get better than her.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 8:12 am Samuel

      My thought, too. You can’t see her face, but it’s clear she’s not top shelf.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 8:34 am Wrong Side of History

      Facebook Self-Esteem Inflation Syndrome

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 8:41 am Wrong Side of History

        tbh

        We talk about contraception as destructive technology, but what about social media and the surplus beta orbiter exposure for every mariginally attractive woman

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 9:15 am Captain Obvious

        There is no question but that iPhag addiction & chain-reactive Cluster B Insanity are destroying the female soul.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 8:18 pm Kaminsky

        Facebook Esteem Compounding Exhibitionist Syndrome

        FECES

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 9:13 am Ponce du Lion

      Or more or both

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 10:42 am Captain Obvious

        > “both” ——— That’s the thing – a playah can have EITHER fresh & perky OR tired & saggy. So fathers who care endeavor to get their daughters knocked up by Peak Alpha Seed while their m@mmaries are still fresh & perky.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 9:36 am Old Codger

      “…afford a Rolex” WTF? Every Asian software engineer can afford a Rolex! Real men want a Patek.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 10:09 am The Spirit Within

        “You never actually own a Patek Phillipe. You just look after it for the next generation.”

        Dat marketing tho.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 12:59 pm whorefinder

        @Faggot Within:

        The only Patek you’ll ever see is on your rent boy after you pay him.

        Faggot within rape!

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 1:32 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

        Pateks are awesome dress watches, perfect for men with smaller hands, daintier wrists. Same with IWC. Popular with the Asian analyst set at the moment.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 9:38 am Greg Eliot

      A better woman, with a chance at a well-off dude for a hubby, wouldn’t be wearing that shirt to begin with.

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  9. on February 18, 2016 at 8:45 am Avenroad

    “This is a fake Rolex. Feel free to fake your orgasm.”

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 9:14 am Carlos Danger

      Droll

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 9:39 am Greg Eliot

      Q: Why does it take a woman longer to orgasm than a man?

      A: Who the fuck cares?

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 9:44 am mendo

        Nice! +1

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 10:44 am Captain Obvious

        Uhh, in all seriousness, either you give your womynzez her 0rgasms, or else YaReally will sneak around behind your back and do it for you…

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 10:55 am Greg Eliot

        You keep saying that Cap’n, but I never knew a woman to cum from getting shit upon.

        Stop carrying water for the likes of poon-uber-alles pseudo-red pillers.

        And besides: Alas, yet another jest fallen flat! 😡

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 12:40 pm l4cen4ire

      Made my day here

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 8:19 pm Kaminsky

      How are you gonna fake a boner though?

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  10. on February 18, 2016 at 8:49 am bookooball

    Male sexual strategy equals focusing on self improvement to become as attractive as possible inside and out.

    Female strategy equals putting on as much literal and figurative makeup as possible to appear as attractive as possible.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 9:34 pm Ripp

      +1

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  11. on February 18, 2016 at 8:58 am Laguna Beach Fogey

    Sweet! I own three.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 9:37 am Old Codger

      Can’t afford a real Swiss watch, eh?

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 11:47 am Laguna Beach Fogey

        Don’t be jealous. I’m sure the ladies really like your Timex.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 9:40 am Greg Eliot

      That’s Rolex, not rolodex.

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  12. on February 18, 2016 at 9:11 am Ponce du Lion

    The next step
    http://americanfreedomunion.com/wp-content/themes/goodnews5/framework/timthumb/timthumb.php?src=http://americanfreedomunion.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/1-feminism-female-hypergamy-300×225.png&h=300&w=300

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 9:12 am Ponce du Lion

      And How many wives can I get at the same?http://www.wnd.com/files/2012/08/polygamy.jpg

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 9:16 am Carlos Danger

        Ponce, I was in Madrid recently. I saw some real beauties there but your women are conservative and traditional for the most part. I’m not suer how polygamy would go over. Spain is a great Catholic country and I saw many young people at mass.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 1:01 pm Ponce du Lion

        Carlos our women are not conservative and traditional, all of them are feminitist. They are the less promiscuous women in the world because they think they deserve and alpha for ever and ever. Hypergamy here lead to a more lasting hymen.
        Maybe that makes them seem more trad con?
        Polygamy has to occur before or after. It’s only a matter of time that alphas realize that they can have children from multiple women.
        Polygamy selected the genes of which are made western civilization.
        And monogamous relationship keep it until now.
        Now monogamy has reduced sexual dimorphism and white males are no longer tribal, nationalist, sexist and the fierce warriors they used to be.
        The worst is that most males have lost the truth seeking instinct, and empirical reasoning skills. Which by themselves worth to keep away all the current decadence.
        I was a catholic, until Franciscuck Pope and religions are what to what they are: give men a reason to work all their lives, so they can believe in a great ROI and not commit suicide and have cultural, moral and patriarchal unit. Catholic Church is nl longer doing its function.
        The return of the patriarchy will be preceded by alphas mating a lot.
        When sexual dimorphism is reestablished then monogamy will take place again naturally.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 1:06 pm Ponce du Lion

        Polygamy is now taking place, as it is basically joined to hypergamy. The alpha fux, beta bux, the 10% of men and so. Only that thanks to God this “alphas” are not having children, the darwinist alphas will be high income alphas with game, money and want to have children instead of only fuck.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 9:42 am Greg Eliot

      Dear Lois,

      Sorry about the whiplash… thanks for the blow job.

      Luv,
      Superman

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 10:02 am plumpjack

      nice one, Ponce. worth posting live:

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 10:49 am Captain Obvious

        That just tells me that Clark Kent didn’t massage the cl!toris. B!tch shoulda had 15 or 20 O’s with that big super schl0ng inside of her. Satisfy your beeyotches, or else YaReally will do it for you…

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 11:58 am Andrew Alpha

        He didn’t romp strong enough. Considering his super strength.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 11:14 am plumpjack

        @co: “Satisfy your beeyotches….”

        scripture. a woman’s hamster stops dead on its wheel when her limbic system has been thoroughly obliterated through orgasmic rapture

        if you’re going to attempt the impossible task of satisfying a woman, the best bang for your buck is to plow her like there’s no tomorrow. she will be putty in your hands… for about 24 hours

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 11:28 am midnight toker

        “she will be putty in your hands… for about 24 hours”

        point taken. but in my experience, a good bang can actually get you about three days before she starts spinning out of control again. think it takes about that long for the hormones to settle.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 11:35 am Sentient

        “she will be putty in your hands… for about 24 hours”

        and that’s the lesson for today class… it does not matter at all what you do – sex – money – fame – because in 24 hours she will literally be a new person… a whole new batch of chemicals will be churning around in her, to be interpreted by today’s hamster and formed into her truth, i.e. EMOTION.

        So go be you.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 11:38 am plumpjack

        “a good bang can actually get you about three days….”

        yes. i was being a bit hyperbolic. men should work a woman’s biology for all it’s worth. want a few days of freedom? give her ten orgasms then disappear. you don’t hang around for her warm and fuzzy gratitude. go fishing with your buddies. whatever. she’ll think your some kind some kind of deity, no mere mortal capable of being manipulated

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 12:03 pm mendo

        “orgasmic rapture”….love it! Nice one, plump.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 12:33 pm Greg Eliot

        “Is he really the best I can get?”

        “He is now, sloot.”

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 1:08 pm Ponce du Lion

        After all he is reporter, and a woman like her deserves a superman who is a superman also in normal life

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 6:45 pm Jack Rackam

        Yes, my experience has been a good bang will last two or three days before the hamster gets on the wheel again.

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  13. on February 18, 2016 at 9:19 am YIH

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 9:30 am mendo

      Excellent! I joined up on Twitter to follow el Trumperino, found some quality people on there as a result and now they want to ban everyone that goes against the grain.

      Time to build a new one.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 9:39 am Old Codger

        Not everyone….just the obnoxious proggy trolls! They ruin everything.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 9:40 am Old Codger

        Perfect example of why the freedom of association is more important than the freedom of speech.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 11:58 am Andrew Alpha

      Twatter

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  14. on February 18, 2016 at 9:53 am olivermaerk

    http://freedompowerandwealth.com

    A great image – very easy to undstand but very difficult to swollow for the majority.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 11:36 am Sentient

      I suspect she hasn’t had much difficulty with swollowin’…

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  15. on February 18, 2016 at 10:12 am Balmung

    Alpha?

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  16. on February 18, 2016 at 10:20 am Wrong Side of History

    OT

    But I’m in the habit of calling feminists and other LSMV women creepy nowadays.

    Flip the script on these heauxs.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 10:37 am Edward Waverley

      We got a short lecture at work this week on the company rule against “male creeping”. “Don’t be creeping, creepers,” we were told. I haven’t had any good opportunity to puncture this shibboleth, but I wanted to email our team with a terse translation as follows: “In case any of you were confused by all the references to ‘creepers’, that’s female talk for ‘unattractive’.”

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 10:47 am Captain Obvious

        Time to head out on your own – form your own S-Corporation, start consulting within your specialty or selling some widgets or servicing something.

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  17. on February 18, 2016 at 11:50 am Andrew Alpha

    No hymen no diamond sounds catchier

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  18. on February 18, 2016 at 12:18 pm Tinderbox

    As if females today even make it through junior high school with their hymen intact.

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  19. on February 18, 2016 at 12:35 pm The Spirit Within

    OT

    This is what having two kids and a collision with the wall looks like for a 50-year-old former supermodel.

    Minimal damage sustained. I suspect CC can thank both her genetic inheritance and a healthy, non-carousel lifestyle.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 12:42 pm Greg Eliot

      Just a few scratches… they should buff right out.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 12:56 pm whorefinder

      Yawn. Not only is the Faggot Within off topic, he’s praising a nig ger-fucker piece of trash.

      Faggot within enjoys bestiality rape!

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 12:59 pm Philomathean

        Don’t tell me she’s a mudqueen.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 1:03 pm whorefinder

        She spread her legs for Shaquille O’Neil back in the 1990s. She’s a piece of trash mudshark…and an NBA groupie to boot.

        Remember, gents: always assume a woman is a piece of trash worthless mudshark until she proves otherwise.

        Truth hurts rape!

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 1:07 pm whorefinder

        p.s. although Shaq later retracted the story, it was only after Cindy realized it would hurt her sex appeal/career. Shaq, unlike most NBA darkies, didn’t make up tall tales about his life, and was usually pretty self-deprecating.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 1:25 pm Greg Eliot

        Whorefinder, you screwed the pooch on this one… in that same <i<Star magazine interview, he claimed he fucked Venus Williams and Aaliyah… all of whom vehemently denied it, and all were included in his apology for his “bad joke”.

        We got enough shills around here giving legs to bullshit… don’t join their ranks… just keep doing what you’re good at.

        /rapemeister rape!

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 1:38 pm whorefinder

        @Greg:

        Really? I’m pretty shocked. I never heard about the retraction, and Shaq never acted like a ghetto-thug darkie who made up nonsense for attention. Thanks for the update.

        I’ll retract, but I still assume she did some mudsharking until proven otherwise. Just like I do with every woman.

        Moving forward rape!

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 5:09 pm Philomathean

        WF,

        False accusation rape!

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 1:00 pm Sean Fielding

      TSW, as a woman you cannot possibly comprehend SMV. I agree CC looks ‘great.’ When you add the 3 little words.

      But those 3 words take off 2 points a decade all by themselves. And her unretouched stomach instantly adds all 3. A 10 at age twenty-five becomes a 5 at fifty. But we’ll give CC a point for fame: a 6.

      The words? “For her age”

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 1:04 pm whorefinder

        The absolute nuclear neg you can ever give to a woman is that.

        “She looks great…for her age.”

        No one ever says that about an 18-23 year old girl. Its always “she looks great!”

        Danging with faint praise rape!

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 1:21 pm Colonel Hogan

        @whorefinder
        That’s actually similar to what I will say to the young chics. ’22, eh? It’s all downhill after 18, but you look good for your age.’ Not exactly those words, in those exact circumstances, but reminding them that their highest smv is during late adolescence, has never worked against me. I’ll leave the ‘body against me’ jest to @Greg Eliot.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 11:49 pm Mean Mr. Mustard

        “She was a 10 in her prime.”

        Mehhh … her titts were a 7.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 1:17 pm Greg Eliot

      I didn’t recognize her as Cindy Crawford… who I always thought was overrated, even in her prime.

      If she mudsharked, then meh and feh… I don’t care how affable the darkie.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 5:11 pm Philomathean

        She was a 10 in her prime.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 1:42 pm Ponce du Lion

      The Swing Within
      So now biological truths are ok??
      Tomorrow are racist and over a week who knows

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 5:02 pm The Spirit Within

        You must be new here. Game is what brought me to this website, and game is what keeps me here, despite the hordes of white nationalists that have taken over these comments in the last two years.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 5:14 pm greyghost

      She is in her Fifties and had my kids. She keeps smiling like that and fucking when I want good enough. You want a chick that looks like a young super model. go out and pull that ass.

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  20. on February 18, 2016 at 12:49 pm l4cen4ire

    Bishes don’t know about my 40 grands Ikepod hourglass

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  21. on February 18, 2016 at 12:52 pm tomsop

    I am not so shocked by the T-shirts as I am when I see a mom in her 50’s try to dress like her teenage daughter

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 1:53 pm mendo

      I remember once, my mom’s former co-worker, divorced, single mom with a kid in tow–probably no more than 10–and the mom was going on and on about bullshit drama, i.e. relationships and guys and yadda yadda, and damn kid was programmed to respond much in the same way older ladies would. Even adding fuel to the fire. They were helping them move and helping my mom and I was there to help too. At the time, still beta blue pill bastard, I was even thinking that was some shit.

      I just recalled this the other day having read post and comments regarding women and how they poison their young, especially when they’ve pumped and dumped themselves into oblivion.

      It was some sad shit.

      Also of note: a daughter of an employee is working here. She’s attractive, would be more so with some effort. I figured she was in college or the like. Heard her in the break room talking to another guy and yup, she’s taking time off, working here….and…..studying psychology. (Cue up Cappy!) She went on and on and her mode of speaking was annoying me. Then she dropped the little nugget of having been overseas to, ahem, “study.”

      There’s always that thing they do where they go on and on and end with “but–” and that’s it. Like their pre-programmed speech is out and they realize they have nothign else so they use the “but–” as a life line. Or even better, the “I don’t know.” Which essentially negates everything they said prior to that point.

      She needs a good boning.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 2:06 pm Colonel Hogan

      @tomsop
      The mom treating her teenage daughter as a peer/friend is as pozzed as mom wearing the same teen fashions. Granted, many of those ‘fashions’ are too racy for HS chics, but that’s no reason for mom to wear them.

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  22. on February 18, 2016 at 1:02 pm whorefinder

    In the battle of the sexes, whorefinder attacks behind enemy lines.

    In the dark.

    But they always wake up with a smile.

    Spy rape!

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 1:40 pm Ponce du Lion

      Where must heavy artillery and aviation bomb on with the mother of all of negs??
      If we do so, war won, hypergamous pandemic keep in.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 6:01 pm jOHN MOSBY

        Daisy cutter rape !

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      • on February 19, 2016 at 6:23 am Ponce du Lion

        “The BLU-82B/C-130 weapon system, known under program “Commando Vault” and nicknamed “daisy cutter” in Vietnam and in Afghanistan for its ability to flatten a forest into a helicopter landing zone”
        LOL

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  23. on February 18, 2016 at 1:08 pm Sean Fielding

    Questions: how old is TSW, and what is her SMV? Is she a blue-haired fatty?

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 5:49 pm jOHN MOSBY

      TSW= Randi Lee Harper.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 7:42 pm The Straw

      Judging by that Cindy Crawford homage… 50+ and desperate…

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  24. on February 18, 2016 at 1:26 pm Corvo

    OT but apropos of my comment the other week regarding suspending my family’s ties to the Catholic Church until we get a true Pope . . .

    http://www.wsbradio.com/ap/ap/top-news/pope-on-trump-anyone-who-wants-border-walls-isnt-c/nqSFb/

    “Pope Francis said Thursday that Donald Trump is ‘not Christian’ if he wants to build a wall along the U.S.-Mexican border”

    FUCK THE POPE!

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 1:32 pm Greg Eliot

      If I quoted all the Scripture in re building walls and gates to defend against outsiders and general evil, WordPress would never let another post go through.

      Sheesh… Heaven itself has gates… and more than a few.

      (((shakin’ mah haid)))

      This Pope just outed himself once and for all times as one of the false Christs (in fact, antichrists) warned about in Revelation.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 2:06 pm Carlos Danger

        He did that months ago before th UN.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 1:39 pm whorefinder

      Pope’s entire country has entire wall around it.

      Hypocrisy rape!

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 1:50 pm plumpjack

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 2:01 pm Ponce du Lion

        Vatican city ft. Israel styla. Open your hearts close my borders.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 1:46 pm Ponce du Lion

      Fuck the commie pope!!!
      Papal rape!!
      Patriarch from Russia as a successor?? Note the word PATRIARCH

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 2:12 pm Corvo

      Nice to see Team Trump countering right back at the papist anti-White propaganda; the Twitter feeds have been amusing.

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 2:26 pm Greg Eliot

      This hypocrisy writes itself. Could Francis have thrown any bigger of a beach ball to Trump and co.?

      Either the Pope is going senile, or he’s purposely sacrificed a bit of his own dignity to make the Cathedral look bad… a sub rosa method of doing God’s work. 😉

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      • on February 19, 2016 at 3:58 am Vagina dominator

        https://imgflip.com/i/zgqfm

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  25. on February 18, 2016 at 1:46 pm Corvo

    In other news today . . .

    View post on imgur.com

    [CH: Looking large, round, cerebral. I wanna see just how large, round and cerebral your White boy’s world-dominating head can get. Keep us posted with progress reports and vids.]

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 1:49 pm Ponce du Lion

      Congratulations for that bun in the oven. Health for s/he and your family

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 1:50 pm Corvo

        Thanks, man — it’s a boy; third son, fourth kid.

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      • on February 18, 2016 at 3:14 pm Captain Obvious

        DUDE!!!!!!

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 2:23 pm Greg Eliot

      I thought we were seeing a preview of the remake of 2001. lzolzolzol

      Big time congrats on your forthcoming masculine child.

      /Luca Brasi rape!

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    • on February 18, 2016 at 2:49 pm mendo

      Beautiful! Great news, Corvo!

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    • on February 19, 2016 at 9:36 pm Sean Fielding

      Good news – congratulations.

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  26. on February 18, 2016 at 2:05 pm Carlos Danger

    Another big comment in mod. Can we finally fix this bullshit?

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  27. on February 18, 2016 at 2:43 pm Glengarry

    Judging by the t-shirt, a Rolex gets you a leg hump.

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  28. on February 18, 2016 at 4:29 pm bookooball

    Apparently, we’re all just secretly waiting for this hymen we traded a diamond for to cuckold us.

    https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/evolution-the-self/201602/what-secret-male-sexual-fantasy-is-surprisingly-common

    Can we start killing these people yet?

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    • on February 19, 2016 at 7:57 am Greg Eliot

      Comments keep getting et… one last time.

      L-e-o-n S-e-l-t-z-e-r… Every… fucking… time.

      And then they oy vey about how people hate them… go figger.

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  29. on February 18, 2016 at 6:13 pm jOHN MOSBY

    The Spirit Within
    “You must be new here”
    Your ignorant ass has been here TOO long. Just ask anybody here.
    ( Cue the finder of whores. )

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    • on February 19, 2016 at 8:07 am Ponce du Lion

      The sodomite within is a confirmed liar. A women concerned with equality that sometimes drops a comment to hide her real purposes.

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