2016 will be the Year of Reckonings. A great schism in the nation opens, a herald rises, and battle fronts coalesce. As a soldier of furrows, it’s time to take up the banner and the hammer of The Trumpening and do your part for the revolution:
The Pump and Trump.
The next time you have your woman post-coitally wrapped in the shelter of your shitlord’s uncucked embrace, gaze contentedly at the ceiling and slowly announce, in a gravelly nut-busted voice, “That was almost as good as making America great again.”
If it’s just after the election when Trump is anointed Supreme Galactic Overlord, say “That was almost as good as voting for Trump”.
The purpose of the Pump and Trump is two-fold: one, any shrieky silly SJW/SWPL feminist freaks with nonetheless fuckable figures (rare, I know) will be sufficiently offended by your declaration that they will self-remove from your life, post-pump. A no muss, no fuss gruffly stuffed muff buff.
Two, you will know love if she reacts with peals of delight, or even an amused exasperation. This woman is a keeper, and she will stand by your side whispering words of encouragement as you prepare to crest the paradigm shift to victory and glory with the Trumpentroops.
The Pump and Trump: Make American Women Sated Again.
First!
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> “This woman is a keeper” ——— And at the End of the Day, that’s all that matters. Everything else is just noise.
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Alpha Bravo, CH
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Keep dreaming!!!! This country is too far gone to elect Trump!!
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It’s Trump, or else it’s C!vil W@r. [Although arguably a Rev0lutionary W@r, when you consider Whom the Enemy is.]
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We sure as fuck better do something…
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Finally, someone as wise as me. I would only add that keeping women chaste for expansive energy requires triggering female survival instincts to contain female reproductive instincts. I am not sure 1:1 m2f is optimal, even if the population ration of m2f is 1:1. Not every man should reproductively succeed, or humans were never have left the trees. The question is simply the balance between gene evolution and meme evolution. If you don’t understand, FU!
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great video.
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Thanks for posting this vid — it was very well done; hit the points clearly and succinctly.
Not sure anything other than a core group of White men with robust personal armories and healthy stockpiles of the proverbial beans, bullets, and bandages will be able to weather the coming storm.
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Plank in Fascist, Communists and other groups striving for power over others: the right to vote for women. Women ruin everything they are allowed to have a voice in.
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[…] By CH […]
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Only do this if you have a hidden camera taping the whole thing
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@(!(ZFG)) == #cuckservative
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Take your meds man
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Go back to Tel Aviv, Mordecai.
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Dickey was hit.
Like the water tower at Yad Mordecai.
Hit. A hole in the belly. Everything
came flooding out.
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[…] The Pump And Trump […]
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Let’s hope so, bro, let’s hope!
Hope and change we can believe in.
Only chance the remnant of Western Civ has, really.
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“A no muss, no fuss gruffly stuffed muff buff.
“The Pump and Trump: Make American Women Sated Again.”
Why everyone from Roosh to Sailor to White Kniteshunalists love CH.
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“Trump is anointed Supreme Galactic Overlord”
Can’t wait..
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/02/18/why-arent-we-talking-about-how-big-a-frontrunner-donald-trump-is-for-the-republican-nomination/
Won’t be long… nice read for Strap’s…
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I enjoyed Mr. Trump’s rebuke of the “pope.” Basically, Donald called him a confused old man.
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His rebuke sounds like some badass HRH or French or Spanish king/emperor:
“Your infallibility ends at the church doors, padre.”
Religion v. state rape!
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Some time ago, I asked on a European newspaper forum when the last time was that they had a pope who could actually handle a sword and defend himself in a fight if necessary.
The only useful answer I got named one in the 15th century, known as the ‘Warrior Pope’, I forgot the name, I’m sure you can look it up.
Personally, I don’t give a shit who the pope is, but I do have to wonder if there is some law – written or unwritten – that says it has to be a doddering great-granddaddy with 1 1/2 feet in the grave.
As for political pillow-talk – no thanx.
Based on my experiences, pretty girls don’t do politics, and the ones who do are not very pumpable.
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@wolfe:
Pope’s used to be more wildly elected; of course, that led to a lot of corruption, as powerful families put their kin on the Throne of Peter. And those on the Throne in such circumstances were seldom that religious about their vows.
The popes and cardinals (especially post-Borgia popes) gradually improved the process to remove overt corruption and ensure the guy elected pope at least, you know, was a faithful priest who knew the catechism and dogma. But that’s gradually devolved into a “which cardinal?” process, and most cardinals are old, owing to 1) the time it takes to become a cardinal; and 2) the post-Vatican II slowdown in people entering the priesthood, meaning cardinals are staying on longer in their posts and fewer young cardinals being created–because there is no young guys to take the cardinal positions.
The pope’s position really calls for a few guys in their 40s and young 50s, the traditional age when men of old became generals or major world leaders. The position is too fraught with day-to-day issues for older guys to deal with with vigor.
Seda Vacante rape!
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Confused… I’ll say. he forgot about his 1,000 year old wall….
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Or perhaps he meant “as a non-Christian who has a wall, I should know”…
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Trump’s unxtian, eh? Phuq the pope and his popemobile:
Revelation 21 King James Version (KJV):
1 And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.
2 And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.
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12 And had a wall great and high, and had twelve gates, and at the gates twelve angels, and names written thereon, which are the names of the twelve tribes of the children of Israel:
13 On the east three gates; on the north three gates; on the south three gates; and on the west three gates.
14 And the wall of the city had twelve foundations, and in them the names of the twelve apostles of the Lamb.
15 And he that talked with me had a golden reed to measure the city, and the gates thereof, and the wall thereof.
16 And the city lieth foursquare, and the length is as large as the breadth: and he measured the city with the reed, twelve thousand furlongs. The length and the breadth and the height of it are equal.
17 And he measured the wall thereof, an hundred and forty and four cubits, according to the measure of a man, that is, of the angel.
18 And the building of the wall of it was of jasper: and the city was pure gold, like unto clear glass.
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This is what whorefinder mentioned on another thread, and I agreed:
Trump is not taking advantage of hitting back as hard and smart as he could.
Instead of saying “I’m a Christian and proud” in response to the Pope’s folderol, he should have really shivved him and said something along the lines of “Read your Bible, Pontiff… the wall I plan on building won’t be as jeweled as the one mentioned in Revelation, but it will serve the same purpose.”
There are also innumerable other Scriptures he could have used to show up the Pope for the no-clothes Emperor that he is.
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But how does it work if they’re still unconscious?
Keepin’ it real rape!
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Slap a post it note on her forehead. Post it note rape!
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Threadwinner.
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‘Bernie could never fuck you this good in his prime’
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He’dve hired a black guy to do it.
and masturbated while he watched from the corner.
The Tribe is perverted rape!
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Ugh. The last thing I’d want to think about, post-coitus with a man I loved, is Bernie Sanders’ shriveled up, limp-wristed, old man hands touching me…
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Bernie Sanders, 1972: “A man goes home and m@sturbates his typical fantasy. A woman on her knees, a woman tied up, a woman abused. A woman enjoys intercourse with her man – as she fantasizes being r@ped by 3 men simultaneously.”
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I’ve seen that. Apparently this guy is such a loser that he supported himself for a while by writing “erotica” for leftist rags. Honestly do not know who’d be turned on by any of that. Even the leftist girls I know like huge doses of emotionality in their porn. Even the rape porn. (Google “HYDRA Trash Party” if you can stand it). We like angst and longing, not impotent beta rage.
Unless the point wasn’t for it to be erotic at all, which just makes it stranger.
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You love your man. Time to make a beautiful baby with him. You will be overwhelmed with maternal love and if you’re young enough, you’ll want to make another baby. Trust me. Trust your man.
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“A no muss, no fuss gruffly stuffed muff buff.”
Quite the tongue twister……that’s what she said!
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I can’t wait for Saturday night.
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The punchline could use a polish. Post-coital: “We just made America great again.”
Fuck: Even I’ll use that, and you all know my low opinion of the Cheeto-dusted bloviating trash fire.
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But will your right hand respond?
Faggot within respond?
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lol. now now, we said stop posting your Grinder pictures, little faggot. No matter how hard you wish it, nobody here is a closet case like you.
but it’s cute how I’m living rent free in your head.
Faggot within rape!
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How many times have you twiddled your twat to that pic, lady?
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Strapon
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If that guy puts on some pants, I’m having drinks with him and then we’re jamming on the gee-tars.
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And you should know how much of a foul gassy turd that we all know your sorry ass is, you trifling twat.
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Trump is a political opportunist that intends to pump n’ dump the American public.
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Amen.
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Enjoy the show.
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The ISIS burning cage dance for you then.
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Looks like Strapon’s regained her Catholic faith… a Pope she can believe in!
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lol. stop responding to your own sockpuppets, little faggot.
Faggot within rape!
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Je$us H Chr!st, Mordecai, y’all just won’t let it go, will ya? Miscegenation is just too important for the Final Solution, id’nit?
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hasbara trolling R&D center
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and here is senior hasbara clown strapon within ( right)
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12748198_915457125234596_1700025617_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTE4MzYxNDA2NDU2ODg0OTA1NA%3D%3D.2
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I’m confused… I thought the JIDF trolls were all snarky SJW South Park types…
… but what with all them flags proudly displayed, they seem… well… downright Nationalistic!
Go figger.
/Yid Hypocrisy Rape!
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Ready for Hillary, you fucking anti-White race cuck faggot?
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Hillary is likely to lose AGAIN to a nobody and never get in a general election…
But these shills, they are shilly… Like TRUMP is spending his own hard fought millions on a campaign, forgoing the comfort of his life, his beautiful family – hustling to greet old people, vets, non stop press… all this to THEN have to deal with a divided congress that will make it misery to get anything of substance and vision done… all for what shill? To be called President Trump?
You fairy. (borrowed from GE)
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To be fair, I copped it off mein mensch, David Mamet… channeled through Al Pacino’s portrayal of Ricky Roma.
/He gets the Cadillac, I get the set of steak knives… Strapon is fucking fired.
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Hillary will withdraw “for health reasons” and stroke out within a year.
Not sure if it will be Biden or Kerry for the dems.
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Yes, bring bulldog Biden onto the scene. A three-sheets-to-the-wind Biden versus Trump at his most supreme….
…get your popcorn ready.
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E-Gads, mine EYES!! Negligent discharge imminent.
Homunculus Rape!
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I’m a lady who usually votes Democrat but I find Trump hilarious and charming. Is this normal?
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‘I’m a lady who usually votes Democrat’
Shock.
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Pics?
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https://img.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/files/2016/02/Botsford_TRUMP_SC_16_02_17_07721455755471.jpg&w=600
Trump being TRUMP yesterday…
[CH: trump is so accustomed to hot babes around him that he barely registers their presence. jeb, otoh…]
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Hilarious and charming? He’s serious and cranky. Must be the tingles making you giddy.
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titpics or gtfo
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You ain’t no lady if you vote Democrat.
Whore rape!
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I can do you one better. “That was almost as good as not bothering to vote at all.”
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Stop!!!!
“A no muss, no fuss gruffly stuffed muff buss.”
Fkn inspired…I’ll be laughing through Sunday!
Hahahahahshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahajjhjajajajqjaja
Good stuff. Happy Friday Eve!
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Buff, not Buff at the end….lollololzol….just hilarious…
Just some of the best writing around.
Crude, funny, true, and oddly catchy….in a comference call with a bunch of guys, I could say this and: be the funniest guy….ever. Good stuff…
Gotta go gruffly stuff a muff,
With some buff…hahaha
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A keeper – she will stand by your side whispering “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.” and start round 2…
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> “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.” ——— When you were a kid, in your wildest most horrifying nightmares, did you ever envision anything even remotely like what’s been done to us?
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Not at all… back then there was the beginning of affirmative action, and a little PC speech crept into the classrooms… a scant 35 years ago.
Hell 35 years from now it’s not hard to envision white folks being herded into cattle cars and shipped of to reservations… I only hope our grandkids are with us and not helping load out.
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I am waiting for the commercials where hopefully Trump can use his trademark-worthy inflected toned phrase, “you’re fired” as images of HC, BO and BS pass the screen.
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http://content.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,20130218,00.html
Clown world.
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http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/02/18/illegal-alien-killer-protected-by-sanctuary-city-vanishes-after-paying-bond/
‘The Honduran Mejia, 19, killed 21-year-old Sarah Root while allegedly street racing on January 31, rear-ending her so hard she succumbed to her fatal injuries that same night. Police found Mejia’s blood-alcohol level was four times the legal limit, and the alien had “a suspended driver’s license.”
Root had graduated from Bellevue University with a 4.0 GPA just the day before.
Although Mejia faced up to 20 years in prison for killing Root, Judge Jeffrey Marcuzzo set Mejia’s bond at $50,000. Mejia’s brother paid the necessary $5,000–ten percent–and the illegal promptly disappeared, rubbing salt in the mourning Root family’s wounds.
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“We would like call attention however to the fact that we laid her to rest yesterday, and the cost of a bond cost less than a funeral,” said the young woman’s father at a February vigil.’
Just another day in our culture of violence against women, feminists don’t dare say boo
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbTWvJHWwAQu8Oq.jpg:large
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Cause and effect.
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbIQXIfW8AATsT6.jpg:large
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I’ve had both cases happen to me.
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http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/02/18/new-fox-poll-south-carolina-donald-trump-32-ted-cruz-19-marco-rubio-15/
Great data driven article about the most recent polls and how the networks pass the buck and spin (as best they can) to shift public thinking.
Trump has it locked. F*ck the cuck pope. And there is no way the Canadian Teddy will all of a sudden beat The Donald (honestly) with less than 48hrs. No god damn way.
Trump2016
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For all I care, Mr. Cruz might have been born in Zimbabwe, that’s not what bothers me.
There is just something very fishy and disingenuous about the guy, he kinda strikes me as a mirror image of Bill Clinton.
They arrive at the intersection of Crook and Liar from totally different directions, but they arrive there just the same.
I’d expect him to do well in SC – it is, after all, the Bahble Bay-ult – but if Mr. Trump wins fairly soundly, the others might as well pack it up.
No one else has a chance in Nevada and no one else has a chance in ‘blue’ states in a general election.
I’m not really sure why people like Rubio, Carson, etc. are still in this, if this was me, I’d feel embarrassed by now to have wasted so much of other people’s money on campaigns that will obviously go nowhere.
I get that Bush feels entitled – poor sap – but how does someone like Christie look at himself in the mirror and say, “Yup, I’m’a be Prez!” ?
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