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The Trump Burrito

February 24, 2016 by CH

Everyone should Trumpify his life. Here’s a perfect example. I laughed at this comment by Greg:

Trump demographic update. I went through the local fast food drive my daughter works at and ordered a Trump burrito. Silence ensued for a moment and I then explained that I wanted a Yuge wall of cheese with the beans on the other side. When I came up to pay there must have been 4 other young gals beside my daughter laughing and liking what they heard. I heard later on from my daughter they all like Trump. 18 to early 20s in age.

There’s a new generation of Whites coming up, later Millennials and even younger, who will crave the bullshit-free stylings of shitlordery that for so long have been suppressed by our sick anti-White culture.

They beg for thought leaders to show them the way to self-pride and ZFG impudence. Will you step up for them?

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  1. on February 24, 2016 at 9:33 pm The Trump Burrito | Neoreactive

    […] By CH […]

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  2. on February 24, 2016 at 9:33 pm Travis

    Somewhat off topic, but check out this video of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog “triggering” a group of pozzed up college student SJW’s. Hilarious.

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    • on February 24, 2016 at 9:55 pm ‘Reality’ Doug

      “Can I hump your leg? I may look like a dog, but I identify as a shin guard.”

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      • on February 24, 2016 at 10:26 pm mendo

        During the 2000 VMA’s I believe, back when JLo was getting analized by P Diddy to build “her brand”, Triumph goes up to her and says:

        “JLo, can I please smell your butt.”

        She’s aghast.

        He continues: “No, no, you don’t understand. For us dogs that’s like climbing Mt. Everest.”

        That entire scene was forever seared in my head.

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  3. on February 24, 2016 at 9:48 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

    Classic hahaha!

    I would love to say this the next time I’m at a burrito establishment, but the workers there are Mexican and they would probably spit in my food (if they even understand the comment).

    Yes, I will step up for them. Time to lead by example.

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    • on February 24, 2016 at 10:24 pm mendo

      I heard that. Done the right way, this shit’s buttery goodness of the highest order.

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  4. on February 25, 2016 at 3:03 am shmiggen

    Immigration enriches us with diversity, pluralism and vibrancy.

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  5. on February 25, 2016 at 3:21 am irishsavant

    Great news. Who’d a thunk that the youngsters could be the White saviors?

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  6. on February 25, 2016 at 6:10 am wolfie65

    You couldn’t really blame generations Y and Millenium for being screwed up, the last time we had anything resembling normalcy (1980’s), they were either way too young or not yet born, so they don’t really know what that actually looks like.
    Having said that, I see some hopeful signs in the young’uns, I think at least some of them instinctively know that something just isn’t right, but having no real world reference points, they can’t quite put their finger on exactly what or how.
    Btw, this may be difficult for Americans to imagine, but the beans are far less of a problem than the kebab, hummus and curry.

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    • on February 25, 2016 at 4:04 pm cynthia

      It might not be our fault that our moms kicked our dads out of our homes and the media’s fed us a steady stream of progressive bullshit our entire lives, and sure, we know that something’s wrong. But the answers we’ve discovered thus far seem to be zombie movies, porn, and Obama. That idiocy is entirely our own.

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      • on February 26, 2016 at 9:14 am wolfie65

        Obama – a figurehead puppet of the Chicago union mafia – got to where he is by virtue of widespread disgust with The Bush Machine and a typically GOP lack of providing any candidates anyone actually wants to vote for. McCain ? Romney ? Really ?
        Plus, everyone’s absolute lack of balls when it came to criticizing a Black guy.
        PC dogma sez no.
        Porn is not a new phenomenon, even *50 Shades* is basically just ye olde romance novel, except with more explicit sex scenes.
        I actually forced myself to read the first one, what abysmal crap, some middle schoolers can write better than that, porn or otherwise.
        As for the zombie movies….yeah, that’s a little odd, the vampire fascination is easier to understand.
        Best movie of that type is still *Night of the Living Dead*, shot on a minuscule budget by some UT students in a cabin in the east Tennessee hills, ca. 1980-something, I think.

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      • on February 28, 2016 at 9:19 pm shmiggen

        Don’t underestimate the enriching power of tolerance, multiculturalism, pluralism, diversity and vibrancy.

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  7. on February 25, 2016 at 6:18 am uh

    Local dad orders bean & cheese burrito for the lulz.

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  8. on February 26, 2016 at 5:58 am tangent110

    Not just whites and natives are for the Trumpening. My wife and family came over from Vietnam legally, twenty years ago (her dad was a SVA Colonel). They went to college and built businesses and bought rental properties (aka assimilated). My wife and all four of her siblings love Donald Trump as America’s only hope.

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  9. on February 26, 2016 at 10:16 pm Alpha Bravo

    LOL.
    On the topic of Burritos and our neighbors to the south…

    I was having a burrito with a few friends, conincendatly, today for dinner when the topic of Trump came up.
    One guy said that his girlfriend, being Finnish, he would move to Finland if Trump was elected, one other friend said he would move to Canada.

    My response (as suggested somewhere): “why not move to mexico?”
    My friend’s actual response: “I want to live in comfort”
    Me: “Well, trump would prevent the USA from being a third world country.”

    SILENCE

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