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Spot The Alpha

February 26, 2016 by CH

This photo of the four remaining couples at a dance marathon was taken circa 1930, in Chicago. Can you spot the alpha?

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Right off the bat, it’s not the two fine mate guarding gentlebetas hugging their dance partners from behind. Too protective, and they look like they’re delivering the Heimlich maneuver. If one of those guys instead had his hand cupped over a breast, kneading slowly and deliberately, he’d vault into alpha male consideration.

Number 7 is hovercrotching, a distant cousin to hoverhanding. I know you’re tired, man, but NEVER STOP GRINDING. Also, that pose is Lubio-level GAY.

But number 15 (or 51), he’s our leading alpha male contender. Passed out, from exhaustion or drink? Who cares! Normally it’s easy to be a ZFG alpha while asleep, but this dude is literally off his feet and his Children of the Corn woman is holding him up. That’s how you know a man is alpha; his girl enables his lack of commitment.

Truly, though, the real alpha male in this scene is the guy in the background refusing to participate in the spectacle.

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Bonus Spot the Alpha, Ye Olde European Bounder Edition:

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This one was primarily included for entertainment purposes, and to remind the sarcastic, Game-hater Poosy Pedestalizers pulling the “durr you’re teaching muh dik to White men” gambit that the fine art of wily seduction has been a storied part of White European history since at least Ovid.

The answer is obvious: The alpha is The Trumpening, front and center. That’s ¡Yeb! in the background, sulking and fiddling with his pocket turtles.

The woman, ofc, is Megyn Kelly, her billowy dress concealing the snail trail she’s leaving on the chair.

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  1. on February 26, 2016 at 2:41 pm whorefinder

    Alpha is clearly the dude in the picture on the wall, looking down, ready to come out and give her night terrors when the boys go home

    Ghost rape!

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    • on February 26, 2016 at 3:17 pm mendo

      Ghostbusters 2 status! Vigo’s back, baby!

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    • on February 26, 2016 at 3:19 pm mendo

      Ghostbusters 2, Vigo status! Shit’s real, baby!

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    • on February 26, 2016 at 3:22 pm plumpjack

      agreed

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    • on February 26, 2016 at 5:53 pm trav777

      huh? It was a dance marathon idiot- the people in the frame are that way because they’re all exhausted. Nobody is fuckin beta hoverhanding, they are trying to remain upright to win the contest.

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    • on February 26, 2016 at 6:42 pm -A

      Holy shit, I was rushing to the CS of CH to say the same thing.

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  2. on February 26, 2016 at 2:47 pm Spot The Alpha – Manosphere.com

    […] Spot The Alpha […]

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  3. on February 26, 2016 at 2:49 pm Wrong Side of History

    They look like brothers.

    One is annoyed and wants to leave while the other is macking on an HB4.

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  4. on February 26, 2016 at 2:52 pm Spot The Alpha | Neoreactive

    […] By CH […]

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  5. on February 26, 2016 at 2:52 pm theasdgamer

    Endurance dance contests were populated by out of work men and women. Alpha doesn’t come into consideration there. You have to be on your feet at the end of the contest. The OP photo was taken at the end of the contest. The betas in the background have bucks and aren’t participants.

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    • on February 26, 2016 at 3:13 pm 88

      nah. if the girl wasn’t smitten and wanting to please her man, she’d just let him fall and then bitch at him all night for letting her down and ruining everything. that’s what most, if not all, women today would do. this is a great example of a woman tolerating and picking up the slack for her man because he’s got her hooked.

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      • on February 26, 2016 at 3:24 pm theasdgamer

        http://www.historylink.org/index.cfm?DisplayPage=output.cfm&file_id=5534

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  6. on February 26, 2016 at 3:17 pm greyghost

    “My lord is a shitlord. Must get my gina tingle on”

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  7. on February 26, 2016 at 3:28 pm Ned C.

    Dunno, the guy with his head on his girl’s right shoulder appears to be looking at the other girl’s ta-tas.

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  8. on February 26, 2016 at 3:45 pm Reb

    That baby doll in the black dress is cute af.

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  9. on February 26, 2016 at 3:53 pm theasdgamer

    You’re being trolled by CH, lol.

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  10. on February 26, 2016 at 4:17 pm theasdgamer

    Just looked at CH’s 2009 post about Corey Worthington. I was never that cool, but I did set my family’s house on fire because I was having bottle rocket wars with friends. And I did wreck my mother’s car because I ran over large rocks when I was driving recklessly on a date. Wasted my mother’s money playing foosball and bridge and partying at college. I was a little shit growing up.

    I’ve always done what I wanted and didn’t much care about consequences. I visited an ex when I was in town even after I was married. Mrs. Gamer wasn’t too pleased and I was dumb enough to tell her, lol. I’ve hitched hundreds of miles for lots of dumb reasons. Just because.

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    • on February 27, 2016 at 2:09 am Vagina dominator

      I read recently that he’s tying the knot.

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      • on February 28, 2016 at 12:22 am facepalm to the max

        Corey Worthington is a spoiled beta loser who ran away because he was scared of mommys temper. The proof is in the fat warpig he is marrying

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  11. on February 26, 2016 at 4:43 pm Tony Lawless

    It’s the painter!

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  12. on February 26, 2016 at 5:04 pm BetaHolic

    I posted last week about a HB8 I was gaming, seemed to be going well, then she insulted me and I peaced out.

    Heard from her yesterday out of the blue and she invited me over. I thought hey, now that I know when to walk away and not try so hard, maybe I am finally getting somewhere.

    Turned out she needed help with something. I figured maybe that was just her excuse to get me in the door. Nope. She got what she needed, then spurned any further time together and wished me a pleasant evening.

    Seems my beta must still be showing. Well, back to the drawing board. Sheesh.

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    • on February 27, 2016 at 7:48 am theasdgamer

      Next time she asks you over, reply with “lol”

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    • on February 27, 2016 at 8:59 am bookooball

      You helped her after she insulted you because… She called you again?

      Of course you’re beta is showing. You practically bent over with your pants down in front of her.

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  13. on February 26, 2016 at 5:07 pm Wrong Side of History

    Is the guy in the chair supposed to be an apparition or something?

    I don’t know shit about painting, but he looks transparent.

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  14. on February 26, 2016 at 6:04 pm Observ

    Speaking of alpha vs beta, Trump calling Rubio a “choker” is brilliant (especially since he initially misspelled it, more of that ZFG attitude). Rubio’s already the most effeminate candidate, and “choker” brings to mind sexual deviance. MEANWHILE Trump retains plausible deniability because his use of the word choker was appropriate. I’ve seen at least 3 articles today on how Rubio is actually gay.

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    • on February 26, 2016 at 6:14 pm YIH


      You be the judge…

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      • on February 26, 2016 at 6:40 pm plumpjack

        look at those voluptuous manboobs! is Marco a c-cup?

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      • on February 26, 2016 at 6:43 pm Observ

        The moobs at the end… He’s at least an A cup.

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      • on February 28, 2016 at 12:33 pm Ed the Department Head

        Based on this I can’t decide: is he a fag or a 6 year old Cuban boy or just retarded?

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    • on February 26, 2016 at 6:16 pm Reb

      http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2016/02/marco-rubio-mocks-trump-spelling

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  15. on February 26, 2016 at 6:45 pm -A

    Rubio and Jeb could be the first gay power couple in the White House. Then Jeb’s “guacamole” recipe would look even more suspicious. Colombia would understand.

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    • on February 26, 2016 at 6:45 pm -A

      She’d still run her smuggling ring through Jeb’s living room, though.

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  16. on February 26, 2016 at 7:28 pm Matthew Smith

    Anyone who hates on game is just projecting their own insecurities onto you.

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  17. on February 26, 2016 at 7:35 pm Spot The Alpha | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  18. on February 26, 2016 at 7:53 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

    Yes, in the 1st photo the alpha is the man in the back enjoying a cocktail or three and laughing at the idiots stumbling around the dance floor.

    Trump 2016

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  19. on February 26, 2016 at 8:05 pm Sentient

    First Day in Office

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    • on February 26, 2016 at 8:15 pm Corvo

      Fuck yeah

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    • on February 27, 2016 at 4:31 am walawala

      @Sentient here’s a good explanation that also transcends into Game…

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  20. on February 26, 2016 at 10:11 pm Rum

    There is a great blog for understanding this election cycle. Something about a Treehouse and the last refugees. Worth a lokk, imho.

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  21. on February 26, 2016 at 11:13 pm FUBSY

    I suspect couple 51 have the winning strategy for the dance marathon. One sleeps whilst being held up. The woman does not look so tired in the picture. Eventually it will be his turn to do the holding, IMO.

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  22. on February 27, 2016 at 12:16 am Dan

    The look of the woman holding the drunken man (“exhaustion”? doubtful) says a lot. “Shameless photographer, how dare you take pictures of us right now, when our righteous men are in their vulnerable photographic state?” A quality man back then would have had a quality woman (on average) that sneered at a slime-bag holding a camera at a genuinely “social” event. Oh how the world has changed…

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  23. on February 27, 2016 at 2:22 am Tony Lawless

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    • on February 27, 2016 at 8:09 am Vincent

      If a woman has a nice rack, I take a look. What am I supposed to do, keep my eyes up at the ceiling? Besides, no woman has ever been upset by me getting a visual. Shite, they display it on purpose…

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      • on February 27, 2016 at 9:39 am plumpjack

        “they display it on purpose…”

        yep! they’re out there for a reason. I take a good look like I’m trying to decide which oranges to buy. yet another reason why not to choose a career in the spotlight, which would likely end over an honest response like that

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  24. on February 27, 2016 at 2:22 am Tony Lawless

    That is alpha!

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  25. on February 27, 2016 at 6:54 am Wrong Side of History

    http://phys.org/news/2016-02-sex-roles-reversed-females-penis.html

    When sex roles get reversed, some females develop a ‘penis’

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    • on February 27, 2016 at 7:24 am Greg Eliot

      When sex roles get reversed, some females develop a ‘penis’

      However, most just act like dicks.

      Since penii cannot be created nor destroyed, the broads who DO develop a penis merely acquire it from their male partners through osmosis.

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      • on February 27, 2016 at 7:25 am Greg Eliot

        Balls optional.

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  26. on February 27, 2016 at 9:19 am Mean Mr Mustard

    ALPHA

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    • on February 27, 2016 at 9:42 am plumpjack

      Her: “Why’d you show over here, because you wanted to rip off a piece of ass off my best friend?”

      Him: “Yeah. Why not?”

      bahahahahahahaha! epic!

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  27. on February 27, 2016 at 10:57 am Coldwarvet

    Yeah, picked the same and noted N. Tesla sitting in the audience – aloof!

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  28. on February 27, 2016 at 2:10 pm Hlad Jako Vlk

    The guy in the painting is leaning in and doing the milady handhold. The alpha in this picture is the artist. She’s looking at him thinking social proof works on men like it works on women.

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  29. on February 28, 2016 at 12:11 am Moses

    his Children of the Corn woman

    Lol’d at that one. Goddamn I love this blog.

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