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#BackDoorConquistador

March 2, 2016 by CH

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Let’s dispel with the notion that Marco Rubio doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows EXACTLY what he’s doing walking around the locker room without a towel.

I laughed.

Bullycidal humor will save the Republic. It’s always a good time to give a nuclear wedgie to a cuck.

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  1. on March 2, 2016 at 9:08 pm benfromtexas

    He needs to step down. He can’t win it all. It needs to be a contest between Donald Trump & Ted Cruz.

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    • on March 2, 2016 at 9:29 pm Some Guy

      Yes, someone please hook the cane around his neck already and pull his ass behind the curtain where he belongs. But not until after he’s utterly humiliated by losing Florida to the Donald.

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      • on March 2, 2016 at 9:50 pm -A

        Or yank his ass back in the closet/Florida public restroom.

        amirite rape!

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    • on March 3, 2016 at 7:43 am Laguna Beach Fogey

      And what kind of man goes around checking out the size of other men’s hands?

      A fag.

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      • on March 3, 2016 at 11:41 am hard9bf

        Yup. Implying (and publicly!) that another man has a small wang is hella sodomitic — normal men don’t even think about such things. Glad that the Backdoor Conquistador is crashing and burning, because the US doesn’t need another sodomite in the White House.

        DEATH TO AMERICA

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    • on March 3, 2016 at 12:07 pm Mike Street Station

      I think Rubio needs to stay in at least until he has the embarrassing loss of Florida on March 15th. If he drops out before then the voting shifts to Cruz and shores him up. I want Trump’s opponents weak and many rather than few and strong.

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  2. on March 2, 2016 at 9:18 pm mmaier2112

    WHAT?

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  3. on March 2, 2016 at 9:19 pm #BackDoorConquistador | Neoreactive

    […] By CH […]

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  4. on March 2, 2016 at 9:28 pm #BackDoorConquistador – Manosphere.com

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  5. on March 2, 2016 at 9:28 pm Wrong Side of History

    Trump should smash Jeanette Rubio.

    Make Marco the ultimate cuckservative.

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    • on March 2, 2016 at 9:51 pm -A

      Is she hot? She doesn’t sound hot. She sounds Jewish, tawny and paunchy.

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      • on March 2, 2016 at 10:40 pm mendo

        Eh, she’s okay. Was a cheerleader for the Dolphins back in her glory hole days so she’s plowed her share of muh dik.

        She’s probably down to bone whomever as Mario physically revolts her. There’s photographic evidence as such.

        I’d imagine Cernovich could tweet to Rubio “Your wife won’t fuck you” and have Jeanette reply that she’d fuck Mike, much how he cucked the Cuck Rogen.

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      • on March 3, 2016 at 1:05 pm Captain Obvious

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    • on March 2, 2016 at 10:50 pm YIH

      https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2016/02/09/marco-rubios-modern-male-body-language/
      He’s got an OK ‘beard’. I too want him to stay in the race just to see him get humiliated in Florida.
      EPIC LULZ

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    • on March 3, 2016 at 11:45 am hard9bf

      The Backdoor Conquistador could console himself between the cheeks of Downlow Sotero….. Probably already has.

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  6. on March 2, 2016 at 10:23 pm cynthia

    What is up with all these damn politicians and their deviant sex lives? Why are so many of these people closeted homosexuals?

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    • on March 3, 2016 at 7:37 am Greg Eliot

      As the lesson of Sodom and Gomorrah shows, when homosexuals get a foothold in a given endeavor, thereafter they take great pains to assure that only their own kind and/or those highly sympatico enter said field and progress accordingly… until they gain positions of power to the point where they can become more aggressive and overt.

      Most groups will act this way, mind you… but queers are as if on steroids, second only to, well… you-know-who.

      The ironic thing is that those two groups will scream the loudest about discrimination and blacklisting.

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      • on March 3, 2016 at 8:30 am Sean Fielding

        @GE: Then too, there’s the expected overlap: because Jews married for IQ not looks or dynamism, they have low sexual dimorphism as a race – relatively feminine men and relatively masculine women, on average. Makes for high Jewish rates of fagness and dykeness. Reinforce this with their drive to lower their superiors by pushing all manner of decadence and you have one vicious cycle of a shitstorm.

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    • on March 3, 2016 at 7:43 am Laguna Beach Fogey

      It makes them easier to control, manage.

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      • on March 4, 2016 at 12:34 am Sam J.

        Exactly. The deviant get the money to run.

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    • on March 3, 2016 at 1:08 pm Captain Obvious

      Cynthia, even we cynics are pretty stunned at the degree of corruption of the GOP. Burn it all to the ground.

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      • on March 3, 2016 at 1:09 pm Captain Obvious

        PS: If you want to make the world a better place, then get a White Bun in your White Oven like yesterday.

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      • on March 3, 2016 at 1:09 pm Captain Obvious

        The only hope for the future is home-schooled White children.

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  7. on March 2, 2016 at 11:17 pm sigsawyer

    The scary thing about this election isn’t Trump, it’s all the voters who see Rubio’s blatant faggotry and low-status behaviors and conclude that he’s the man to lead their goddamn empire.

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    • on March 3, 2016 at 1:11 pm Captain Obvious

      Yeah, I’ve heard that BackDoor has been leading the exit polls amongst the “millenial” voters in the GOP primaries, which is frankly horrifying. Apparently the War Against Boys has worked.

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  8. on March 2, 2016 at 11:39 pm Canadian Friend

    Sorry to be off topic and sorry Bush haters, but Bush was right, read and weep,

    Front page news at The New York Times,

    … … …

    From 2004 to 2011, American and American-trained Iraqi troops repeatedly encountered, and on at least six occasions were wounded by, chemical weapons remaining from years earlier in Saddam Hussein’s rule.

    In all, American troops secretly reported finding roughly 5,000 chemical warheads, shells or aviation bombs,
    … … …

    http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/bombshell-new-york-times-reports-wmds-found-iraq/

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  9. on March 2, 2016 at 11:40 pm Canadian Friend

    comment stuck in moderation…

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  10. on March 3, 2016 at 2:08 am #BackDoorConquistador | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  11. on March 3, 2016 at 4:57 am Hackett To Bits

    Hey, Rubio’s half-a-maricón act may work! It’s gotten Obama where he is…

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  12. on March 3, 2016 at 8:01 am Laguna Beach Fogey

    This morning on Fox News one of the senators for CO, Cory Gardner, came out in support of Pool Boy Rubio.

    Gardner has major gayface.

    What is it about Republicans and gayface?

    (((shakin’ muh haid)))

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    • on March 3, 2016 at 1:12 pm Captain Obvious

      > “What is it about Republicans and gayface?” ——— As far as I can tell, THEY’RE ALL GAY. Every d@mned one of them.

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      • on March 3, 2016 at 1:53 pm Reb

        Borderline pedo some of them. Ever noticed how much their kids all hate them? Even Ted Cruz’s little girl seems like she has a deep burning hate for the man.

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      • on March 3, 2016 at 2:58 pm Captain Obvious

        We’re seeing it even at the state level – apparently our entire state GOP apparatus is dominated by Gay Lettuce Bacon & Tomato. It’s simply shocking how quickly they seized control of the party.

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      • on March 3, 2016 at 7:12 pm Reb

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  13. on March 3, 2016 at 12:07 pm Ripp

    The war has started. Facebook is now pushing anti trump posts in high rotation.

    I advertise on FB for my business so I check the feed often. ANTI TRUMP posts are being blasted and theyve remlved the feature to hide the posts from those sources.

    Fuck you Zuckerberg you faggot loser.

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    • on March 3, 2016 at 1:51 pm Reb

      You think you hate the zucks check of the Twitter execs About page…

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  14. on March 3, 2016 at 1:51 pm benfromtexas

    That’s funny!

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  15. on March 3, 2016 at 4:13 pm Fiddlesticks

    It is gratifying to see how Heartiste has clearly singlebloggedly turned longtime WSJ pundit James Taranto from turn-of-the-millennium cuck…

    http://www.vdare.com/articles/the-tarantoad-beneath-the-harrow

    …to shitlord. Why haven’t his generational peers at NRO done the same? My guess is that Taranto appears to have stayed single, while Ponnuru, Lowry, Goldberg entered into beta marriages.

    Some men can red-pill while married, especially in a crisis moment, but it usually happens pre- or post-marriage.

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  16. on March 3, 2016 at 4:14 pm Name Redacted

    Thanks for making one of my comments a post. I’m noticing a trend among women that might make for another good one:

    The women who dislike Trump the most are the same women who never had a successful man in their own lives but instead have a trail of failed bad boy losers in their past. They either resent successful men out of envy or can’t attract them. But if you scratch the surface of these aging sluts, odds are you’ll find an ex in prison or poverty.

    Either way, these women project their own feeling about men onto the candidates. This is the reason why our brilliant Founding Fathers didn’t let women near the voting booths. They knew women were emotional creatures who could not separate the personal from the political. The screwed-up lives of most single women today assure that their ruining everyone else’s “political” because of their “personal.”

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  17. on March 3, 2016 at 7:29 pm Dr. Charles Cuckhammer

    Rubio arrested in park with man.

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