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Takeaway Game (Celebrity Edition)

March 16, 2016 by CH

Jason Sudeikis picked up hottie Olivia Wilde and eventually made her his fiancee by employing a classic Game technique known as the takeaway.

Olivia recounted,

I remember I was on the dance floor [at an SNL afterparty] and everybody was dancing around me and they just seemed really happy and I was just kinda standing there. … He came up to me and said, “You know, whatever you’re looking for, you don’t need it,” and he just walked away. … He played it really cool.

Very nice. This a a great example of what I call the Three Stage Opener:

  1. The cocky approach
  2. The ambiguous opener
  3. The leave of absence

All three work in concert, reinforcing each stage’s potency. The cocky, confident approach (with based body language) instantly intrigues the woman. She wants to find out if you are what your lion’s stride suggests you are: a predator of pussy.

The ambiguous opener forces the woman to mentally (and emotionally) invest in you. She has to think about what you’re saying, and this raises your value to her because she’s not going to examine the words of a man unworthy of her attention. The best ambiguous openers skirt the line of flattery, playing with hints of sexual interest, but leavened with a subtle backhanded compliment (aka a neg). In this example, Sudeikis has insinuated Wilde is a) hot and b) desperate for validation. It’s really the perfect neg, flush with patronizing amusement, guaranteed to send female rationalization hamsters into orbit.

Finally, the takeaway; the drop the mic move of seduction. Nothing makes a woman hornier or more curious than a man who has made his presence known… and then made it unknown. The sudden detachment — the dread inducement — will drive most women crazy with the need for resolution. I have experienced women CHASING AFTER ME to resolve my unexpected and unannounced departure. The takeaway QUICKLY puts a man in the courtship driver’s seat, and can keep him there a long time with its strategic application as needed. No woman wants to feel like somehow, some way, she turned you off or bored you, and will work hard to prove she can keep your interest.

Meanwhile, low sexual market value Slate feminists can’t even:

Slate’s personnel are divided on whether Sudeikis’ pick-up attempt was creepy, just plain clumsy, or a halfway decent crack at flirtation—Wilde seems to have liked it,

Femcunt tears, they flow like a menstrual discharge.

Flirting with a stranger means imposing yourself on their space and time, with no indication of their disposition or dislikes. That makes for a very fine line between skeevy and sweet.

Yes, flirting means imposing. It’s called BUSTAMOVE, and men who don’t are doomed to incel.

There are no hard-and-fast rules when it comes to romance, but telling a woman what she does or does not need is not a promising start.

Except it is a promising start, as we can see by Olivia Wilde’s swoon and betrothal that betrayed the sisterhood of the ya ya pantsuits.

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  1. on March 16, 2016 at 5:33 pm Takeaway Game (Celebrity Edition) | Neoreactive

    […] By CH […]

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  2. on March 16, 2016 at 5:36 pm Wrong Side of History

    These bitches are so fucking pathetic. And transparent.

    I’m tired of the sick pathologizing the healthy.

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    • on March 16, 2016 at 7:08 pm Captain Obvious

      > “I have experienced women CHASING AFTER ME to resolve my unexpected and unannounced departure” ——— My gut instinct is that this is a new phenomenon, probably associated with the tidal wave of Cluster B insanity & attention wh0ring & the ubiquitous presence of the effeminate Betas who hover around them all day. I don’t have any memory of this behavior prior to, say, the release of the iPhag.

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      • on March 22, 2016 at 6:24 am quorasdesignatedasshole

        I almost aways agree with you Shane. But you know… women chasing after men, swooning and all that shit isn’t new. It’s old as fuck and their psychology never changed.

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    • on March 16, 2016 at 7:11 pm Captain Obvious

      WSoH, I had to read your kkk0mment a few times – at first glance I had thought that you were saying that you were sick of normal people having to cater to the pathological [the Cluster B attention wh0ring & whatnot]. Unfortunately, though, the pathological has very suddenly [within the last ten years or so] become average [or “mean”] behavior, and normalcy is being swept right under the rug.

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    • on March 20, 2016 at 12:49 pm lazy guy

      @ WSoH

      Great comment.
      Yes. Currently we see an epidemic of pathetic brainwashed lemmings doing what they can to stigmatize healthy natural masculinity & femininity as if it is pathology.

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  3. on March 16, 2016 at 5:37 pm Putin

    Yes, I was at a club last week and this hot, hot waitress, who had checked me out a few times when I have been there, was walking past me. I grabbed her arm and drew her closer. Then placed my hand behind her head in a seductive but strong way and pulled her ear toward my mouth and asked if she had ever been to my HP. She responded in the affirmative and I said lets do coffee there sometime, gave her my name and she asked mine. I then just let her go. The buddy who was with me was a little taken back at the boldness of the whole thing. It was wonderful. I will see her again.
    Later that night a young friend who I mentor found out I had talked to her and went in for the kill with hopes of showing up the old man. A few days later he says that he asked for her number that night but she said she was not allowed to give it out. So he gave her his number. Apparently she told him “you sure are confident”. She has not called him but that did not stop him from acting as though he outgamed me. The glee in his eye was epic.

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 8:46 am Greg Eliot

      Go home and pay with your kids, poseur.

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      • on March 18, 2016 at 9:08 am Putin

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    • on March 22, 2016 at 6:26 am quorasdesignatedasshole

      You’re mentoring kids now? You need advice on picking up woman yourself more often than you seek dude.

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      • on March 22, 2016 at 6:26 am quorasdesignatedasshole

        *women.

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  4. on March 16, 2016 at 5:46 pm Hackett To Bits

    This also blows up the myth that you will neeeeever see a hot woman all by herself, without a force field of cockblocks and orbiters. It’s not at all surprising that someone as intimidatingly good-looking as Wilde (she was in her twenties at the time of their encounter) is, as she said, ‘just kinda standing there’.

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    • on March 16, 2016 at 7:09 pm El Cid

      I always thought she was kind of gangly-funny looking, built like one of those slutty Bratz dolls that pozzed a generation of Millennials.

      Sudeikis gamed January Jones, which I always considered much higher shelf ass than Wilde.

      Just my $.02.

      Perhaps the other lesson is that Wilde would probably identify with my above critique – she believes it, it’s in her id, and she probably worries about it in her competition with other women. So a strong frame takes advantage of that, where she’s qualifying rather than the opposite.

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  5. on March 16, 2016 at 6:22 pm fred

    The authoress of the article,one Christina Caudelucci (??) looked up her pic,looks like a lezzie.

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  6. on March 16, 2016 at 6:42 pm PDB

    Sounds a lot like the Tao of Steve: Be desireless. Be excellent. Be gone.

    Plus, if Olivia liked it, it’s good enough for me. Google a picture of the author of the article, Christina Cauterucci, and decide if she’s worth listening to.

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    • on March 22, 2016 at 6:27 am quorasdesignatedasshole

      Tao of Steve was pretty badass.

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  7. on March 16, 2016 at 6:50 pm hans

    All true, but this is Mr.”Game” Sudeikis today..

    😀
    :p

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 7:32 am carlos danger

      Is that Breuningerland in Sindelfingen?

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  8. on March 16, 2016 at 6:56 pm Days of Broken Arrows

    “Slate’s personnel are divided on whether Sudeikis’ pick-up attempt was creepy, just plain clumsy, or a halfway decent crack at flirtation…”

    Wait a minute. It worked. That means it was more than all those things. It was first-rate. Do they not see the obvious? If he’s with her, their ideas are disqualified. Clearly he calibrated well and got his point across. How stupid are these feminists that they’re questioning what worked?

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    • on March 16, 2016 at 7:18 pm Captain Obvious

      > “How stupid are these feminists”

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      • on March 16, 2016 at 7:23 pm Captain Obvious

        In all seriousness, the Hamster can sniff “Beta” on a man from a mile away [maybe even when he’s still on the far side of the horizon], so I’m coming to the conclusion that women have genius-level instinct about these things, at least on a SUB-CONSCIOUS level. But as the Slate article indicates, women are completely dysfunctional retards when they try to CONSCIOUSLY analyze what’s going on with their Hamsters.

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      • on March 16, 2016 at 7:28 pm Captain Obvious

        Examples of Beta: Bob Dole [war loser], Juan McAmnesty [war loser], Mittens Romney [backed down like a coward when faced with big bad bully Candy Crowley]. Women simply will NOT vote for Betas like that. Their Hamsters insist on seeing some fight and some swagger and some mischief in their leaders.

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      • on March 16, 2016 at 7:31 pm Captain Obvious

        Even though they can’t CONSCIOUSLY analyze why they’re drawn to Slick Willy or Barry Soebarkah Dunham 0bama – their Hamsters [and plenty of friendly Eskimo publicity] instruct them [SUBCONSCIOUSLY] how to vote.

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    • on March 16, 2016 at 7:40 pm plumpjack

      explains a lot about the Slate author’s perspective:

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      • on March 18, 2016 at 4:31 pm aranceelimoni

        Not just “a lot”, but all what’s to that. In the beginning was the body, and the body made the mind… we could say (paraphrasing an ancient, more serious saying).

        It’s the least defensive behaviour that can be expected for the brain to (believe it) feel(s) contempt for what it feels excluded from (life, in this case).

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    • on March 16, 2016 at 8:18 pm Hackett To Bits

      Now, now, they may not actually be feminist harpies…they may simply suffer from BRF (Bitchy Resting Face).

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 6:44 am Captain Obvious

        “Almost 40 percent of the millennials surveyed by Mintel for its 2015 report said cereal was an inconvenient breakfast choice because they had to clean up after eating it.” http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/24/dining/breakfast-cereal.html

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 6:46 am Captain Obvious

        BRF looks like what you’d get out of a worthless self-obsessed millenial attention wh0re who was too lazy to wash her cereal bowl.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 9:10 am Wrong Side of History

        Mmm

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 9:45 am uh

        Wrong Side,

        I like your taste. Milana Vayntrub … the Verizon girl. Uzbek Jew, lololol.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 9:48 am uh

        Oops – AT&T.

        “In January 2016, after visiting Greece and meeting with refugee families fleeing violence in Syria, Vayntrub co-founded a website and social media movement called #CantDoNothing to spotlight the European migrant crisis.[7][8][12]”

        View this post on Instagram

        So excited to be launching #CantDoNothing! I challenge @ryotnews @dallasclayton @susansarandon to tell me how you're going to take action! Go to CantDoNothing.org to see the doc and learn more! @CDNgeneration

        A post shared by Milana Vayntrub (@mintmilana) on Jan 26, 2016 at 11:36am PST

        “I’m a refugee myself,” she says.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 3:55 pm duderino

        Oh G-d, Now that I see her typical Jewess eyes, my crush is subdued. Memorize those eyes. You’ll be able to guess every terrible political opinion and obnoxious personal trait of her life.

        Sasha Baron Cohen and Sarah Silverman have them as well.

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  9. on March 16, 2016 at 7:01 pm McGonzo

    Great post, CH – as usual. I think you may have missed an essential theme of this wonderful line. Mystery. She’s wondering just what he is talking about and there is an implication that she’s less than she could be exactly because she doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Get chicks to think that by being around you they become better people.

    “Slate’s personnel are divided on whether Sudeikis’ pick-up attempt was creepy, just plain clumsy, or a halfway decent crack at flirtation—Wilde seems to have liked it,”

    It worked. So a lot of folks at Slate are plain jealous for probably a plethora of reasons. Sucks to be them. Perhaps they imagined an earnest beta screwing up his courage, walking directly to the target, staring at her for a couple moments as he wet his pants then stuttering out this line, LOL. Yeah, that’d be pretty damn creepy. But (to the beta) better to practice than to be back home jerking off while imaging saying something. I bet this was tossed out in an off hand, almost over the shoulder, in passing sort of thing. He’s wandering by, sees a cute chick, offers this observation on his way to the bar for another drink.

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    • on March 16, 2016 at 7:10 pm Days of Broken Arrows

      It’s more than jealousy. It’s about control. Without the strict guidance of nuns and priests to tell boys and girls exactly what to do, women are completely adrift and seek to impose their own rules. They need to control men’s sexuality somehow and that’s hard to do without Sister Mary Elephant to step in and rap Jerry’s knuckles for holding Peggy Sue too tightly at the school dance.*

      The problem is that these rules are willy-nilly and applied to whomever they don’t like at the time. Plus, you can’t shake off their rules when school lets out. We didn’t know when we had it good with the nuns.

      * A deliberate Buddy Holly reference to take everyone back to a much better time in our country’s cultural history.

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      • on March 16, 2016 at 7:38 pm Captain Obvious

        But what CH is describing – chicks running after HIM – that has to be new. I have played “Hard to Get” Game since forever, but it was always something which took days or weeks to build up to the climax, not something which paid dividends IMMEDIATELY. The immediacy of what CH is talking about has got to be a new phenomenon, closely associated with the iPhag [& Tinder/Snapchat/Kik addiction].

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 6:44 am Sentient

        Cappy

        Check out “devalidation” which was explored in some depth here… It is a much more immediate response to the old trad con hard to get gambit…

        Instantaneous response in fact (i.e. back turn, pushing girl away, etc.) and interesting that you theorize the link to ALWAYS INSTANT validation via social media and iPhone…

        https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2015/04/23/the-game-concept-of-devalidation/

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    • on March 16, 2016 at 7:19 pm El Cid

      Part of what’s going on is that the Slate XXers are comfortable only with the though that women are choosers – and male behavior turns this on its ear. They’re scared of the power that (some) men can wield and are attempting to deligitimize it. Of course, if their courtship and sex rules were ever observed in earnest the human race would have died out long ago.

      These are the same woman who will watch the “L-word” or “Orange is the New Black” and gush about women butching it up and being physically aggressive in seducing other women, including those who have made it known that they’re not lesbians. A Bulldyke surreptitiously biting the bottom lip of, and knucklebanging a new inmate is just good, sexy tv, you see. Because reasons. (Reasons are that everything for these people is about political power).

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    • on March 16, 2016 at 7:46 pm Captain Obvious

      > “better to practice than to be back home jerking off” ——— I was thinking that in addition to iPhag/Tinder/Snapchat/Kik addiction causing the girls to assume that the boy will hover [rather than walk away], it could also be that the culture of celebrity & the wh@cking off to p0rn is causing the boys to pedestalize the HBs as being fundamentally [constitutionally] off-limits to them.

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      • on March 16, 2016 at 7:49 pm Captain Obvious

        Imagine being a typical p0rn-whacking HB-pedestalizing Beta and suddenly bumping into “Plastic Surgery Barbie” at a social event. Honestly, I’m not sure what I would say to the poor girl, and I can talk and talk and talk to chicks.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 1:15 am saladlune

        It seems difficult to imagine you playing “hard to get” with women, Captain Knobvirus. Your multiple short comments shriek of “low attention span” and “desperate to be noticed”. If you can’t put all your thoughts in order before making a post, how can you successfully pick up women?

        That’s just a taste of my brilliant analysis of your cluttered mind. I could write a term paper (or a stage play!) about the neuroses suggested by your h@bit of randumbly changing up “Spelling, Grammar, & Punctuation”.

        You post like a lapdog barks. Constantly and without reason. Cease your yipping, fool!

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 3:27 am carlos danger

        She is deeply strange. Your conversation would be short and consist of her telling you don’t appreciate her enough.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 6:39 am Captain Obvious

        CD, I can’t deep-link to it, but Hanson Robotic’s “Sophia” is rather disturbing: http://video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=3000502094

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 6:40 am Captain Obvious

        But “Plastic Surgery Barbie” is apparently a real woman. At least for now…

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 6:49 am Wrong Side of History

        The eyes make her creepy af. You can’t tell if she’s sentient.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 7:31 am carlos danger

        Plastic Barbie is a Russian blogger who has a slew of pre-teenage female fans. Anyone who questions her shtick gets slammed and banned. She says she doesn’t eat or have sex, all kinds of wild stuff. She also claims she is descended from Tall White Nordic aliens too. My wife used to tell me about her a lot.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 8:21 am Wrong Side of History

        Tragic.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 8:38 am Sean Fielding

        Wow. Haven’t seen PS Barbie come up for years. As I recall, there are actually a number of women around the world modified to look like Barbie, but this Russian is the closest to the insane proportions and rubberized look of the doll. When you first posted this photo, I just passed it by as some kind of doll or robot or complete photoshop. And of course there must be some photoshopping in it, but I guess that’s her. The eyes – ouch!

        Looks like the omega males will get their sex robots soon, as we are conquering the uncanny valley from both sides – bots that look more human, and humans that look more bot.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 8:42 am Sean Fielding

        Wrong side of History’s pic of her looks more human. Mindset must be nuts, but is theoretically bangable.

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  10. on March 16, 2016 at 7:34 pm Mr Meaner

    Contender for CH’s punchable shitlib face contest

    http://www.techly.com.au/2016/03/15/humans-of-new-york-creator-to-donald-trump/

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    • on March 16, 2016 at 7:53 pm PA

      A truly contemptible little faggot.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 2:19 am Amasius

        I gave the moderator on that article a nice eyeful by posting this comment:

        “Hey Brandon with the real life trollface: Go fuck yourself, you faggot weakling coward. I sincerely hope one of your moslem friends cuts your head off. TRUMP 2016.”

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    • on March 16, 2016 at 9:06 pm Old Codger

      Your link has TWO contenders for PSF : Shayner, the letter writer and his editor! In fact the editor’s face appears far more punchable.

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 2:10 am Amasius

      Mr. Brandon has a real life trollface…

      And he lives the life as he faces the face.

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  11. on March 16, 2016 at 7:35 pm Roger Nadal

    Well, yes, but only if she does not find the mystery creature who approached her revolting. This tactic has worked for me, unconsciously, for a long time. I’ve never seen it written down like this, and it’s a little overly optimistic because location/context matters here, but basically it’s correct. However, if you’re ugly or too weird, she’ll just be glad you walked away. Guys have done this to girls I’ve been dating or have known, and it’s really a tactic that presupposes some looks. I know this website discounts looks, understandably, but not everything is same for everyone. You guys are little too democratic and egalitarian in your optimism. –

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    • on March 18, 2016 at 6:07 pm wolfie65

      When looks (and height) are discounted, there’s ALWAYS a reason…..

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  12. on March 16, 2016 at 7:35 pm Jim Christian

    Easy pickins..

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  13. on March 16, 2016 at 7:38 pm Jim Christian

    Easy pickins and then some.

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  14. on March 16, 2016 at 7:48 pm whorefinder

    p.s. (have another great comment in moderation)

    I find it hilarious that there are losers who would read Slate for any advice, let along social behavioral advice and analysis. Shows how autistic our society has become.

    I’m sure the Faggot Within is a daily page clicker there.

    Idiots programming idiots rape!

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  15. on March 16, 2016 at 8:05 pm plumpjack

    the article’s author is obviously an expert in creepology because those are the only guys that ever approach her:

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  16. on March 16, 2016 at 8:24 pm plumpjack

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    • on March 16, 2016 at 10:26 pm plumpjack

      this article must’ve attracted a shitload of spam because none of my comments are making it through. given the scarcity from the usual suspects seems I’m not the only one

      pic above (right) is the slâte author, clearly an expert on being picked up… by creeps

      above left (Wilde) may as well be an entirely different species

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 8:20 am plumpjack

      the girl on the right is the slâte article’s author, clearly an expert in creepology since those are the only guys who ever approach her

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 8:48 am plumpjack

      left: Wilde
      right: author

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 10:59 am plumpjack

      tried posting comments but mod hâtes me right now

      on the right is the article’s author, the left is Wilde. a picture is worth a thousand spins on the hamster wheel

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 1:36 pm CarpeOro

      That pic says it all. There is too much theorizing going on about why the leftoids say what they say. All of it has some truth, but the final bit is simple. If Olivia has fallen for a “creepy guy” then they can feel better about themselves because she is “damaged”. The lower SMV women are ALWAYS looking to under cut higher SMV women.

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  17. on March 16, 2016 at 8:32 pm FullPatrickBatemann

    Heheheheh. Bust A Move

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  18. on March 16, 2016 at 8:40 pm FullPatrickBatemann

    I could do this all night.

    However, I go to watch Cowboy BeBop. MGTOW, MotherFuckers!

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  19. on March 16, 2016 at 9:08 pm Colonel Hogan

    I don’t believe a word actors/actresses say in any interviews appearances, etc. They are typically overly ambitious (in a purely narcissistic way) and present whatever image, in whatever forum/venue, that will paint them in the most flattering light, garner the most publicity, and advance their career. The story she tells sounds typical of that personality. If actors know they’re being recorded, they can’t stop themselves from acting. For example, I remember hearing Rebecca Romijn telling two completely different stories about how she lost her virginity. The first version on some tiny cable show on a tiny cable channel circa 2000, involved high school and her boyfriend at the time. The second version, in which she had Howard Sterns audience circa 2004, took place in college and had something to do with a pre-med student. It’s ALL entertainment. I didn’t care about Mrs Stamos one way or the other, mind you, I just happened to be a fan of Howard. I can’t for the life of me recall how I ever saw her high school story, but I’m glad I did. It’s little stuff like this that leads a man to his awakening. Little by little sometimes, leaps and bounds the other times. The media is its own worst enemy. Hope you guys can relate to what I’m saying.

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    • on March 16, 2016 at 10:48 pm FullPatrickBatemann

      An actor friend and I used to do a thing. Well, we were both actors. Anyway, once everyone got decently drunk and or high, I would start telling a story. It was about my friends dog, Buffy, a cute little miniature poodle. Oh, how he loved that dog. They did everything together. He would look off in pain. Bastard that I was, I kept going, about how he loved that little dog. And then he discovered his puppy had a fatal disease. He would make a small noise and look away. I spoke of the puppy’s final day, how he hugged the pure white pup as they went to the vet. How he stroked it’s fine white hair as they laid it down on that cold steel. How he murmured, “it will be okay” as they slid a needle in its paw and slowly injected the fluid into its veins. He would thrust his jaw like a man, looking strong, looking in the distance, to the future he and Buffy would never see. A tear would slide down his cheek.

      The girls would stumble over to him, consoling him, loving his pain, as I broke out in laughter. They would call me a cold hearted bastard for laughing. How could I make fun of his pain?

      Actors act. We would laugh after, Cause in truth, he was a pretty cold-hearted bastard and I was the sensitive one. It’s all about frame, boys. We both got pussy in college, simply by playing the game.

      And it’s all a game.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 7:12 am Sentient

        A+… excellent example, and exactly right… All the world’s a stage and all the men and women merely players…

        as an alternative, picture the movie of your life, you are the star… or a reality show…

        It’s all means to some end. what end do you want?

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 8:50 am Sean Fielding

      Romijn told the truth. HS was her puss; college her ass.

      Two virginity rape.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 9:39 am Sentient

        He he none of it was the truth… probably some drifter one afternoon on her way home from school…

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  20. on March 16, 2016 at 9:12 pm Takeaway Game (Celebrity Edition) | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  21. on March 16, 2016 at 9:20 pm HowlingManTodd

    Christina Cauterucci of Slate, I’m sure Jason Sudeikis found your womansplaining on the topic of picking up women very helpful. How would he ever have landed one of the hottest women in Hollywood without your advice?

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    • on March 16, 2016 at 10:28 pm Colonel Hogan

      @HowlingMadTodd
      I agree with you, I just don’t think she’s that hot. Age alone lowers her score. She has a face reminiscent of that Giada Delaurentis cooking chic. Cute enough, but not even as pretty as a lot of porn chics, nevermind the countless ingenues that show up to countless auditions for countless bit parts for countless shitty movies. There were many chics at my ten year high school reunion hotter than Ms Wilde.

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      • on March 16, 2016 at 11:35 pm Exurban

        Cannot disagree with that, Colonel, but she’s still 100x hotter than the Slate harpie Todd referenced.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 12:48 am Colonel Hogan

        @Exurban
        Agreed. Maybe I overstated my point a bit.

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 8:23 am uh

      I’d take the Catterwaulci over Wilde if she weren’t a cunt. No attraction to the tall ice queen look. Wilde’s one of those women everyone goes apeshit for, and I can’t even conceive of sexually. Where are the tits? All I see are dollar signs.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 11:03 am 88

        yeah. i never understood the attraction either. as far as the topic goes sure, she is way above sudeikis in looks so he definitely proved that personality means a lot more than looks when it comes to whether or not a woman can be attracted to a man. but in general terms, compared to all the other women out there, she’s…meh.

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 8:31 am uh

      I guess she’s actually a dyke, and the femme of her relash:

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      Beach daze ⛅️

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      Next #washingtonmiamipaper stop: AQUA, to see some D.C. galleries

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      Not the worst body in the world. Let the hair grow out, lay off the booze to spare the midsection, all set.

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 8:48 am plumpjack

      see my side-by-side pic of Wilde next to the author

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 10:02 am Sentient

      Good on Jason, but he is batting at least third, and behind The Legend…

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 10:07 am Sentient

        But mad props on January Jones!!! wonder if he is her baby daddy?

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  22. on March 16, 2016 at 9:25 pm The Spirit Within

    Context before/after is king.

    If Sudeikis walked away and immediately convo’d with another female, no eye contact, no nothing, total charm in the company of another woman: then alpha.

    If Sudeikis walked away and circled the room, no convo with anybody, casting her brief embarrassed eye contact, head down, hands in pockets: then creepy.

    He’s a famous actor with who’s learned the power of state control. I’d guess the former. He bagged her, didn’t he?

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    • on March 16, 2016 at 11:28 pm whorefinder

      lol. Faggot, you do realize how retarded you sound in every post you make?

      Not to mention that you’re a confirmed liar….

      Faggot within is a retarded liar rape!

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 8:06 am The Straw

        LOL… this is just hilarious at this point…

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 9:58 am The Spirit Within

        @ The Straw

        Agreed. This dude’s omega obsession with me is hilarious to anybody who knows anything about troll psychology.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 10:12 am Greg Eliot

        Strapon, we’re all laughing AT you, not with you.

        (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 10:33 am Sean Fielding

        @TSW

        And the ratio of your word count to his tells all, grrrrrl.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 11:55 am whorefinder

        lmao. Me thinks the faggot doth protest too much…

        while sucking on his mother’s just-used vibrator…

        Faggot Within’s Oedipus Complex rape!

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 1:26 am saladlune

      What would we do without your autistic analysis of every pickup post, Spergin Within? Context matters! He might have been tall (like you)! This works for white guys, but not for albinos! He probably wouldn’t have ever gotten laid if he weren’t a Hollywood star!

      A sperg can understand how pickup works, even if he can’t put it into practice. You’re worse than a sperg. You’re a fheg! The only form of pickup you can understand is picking up your schlong in the locker room shower and glancing significantly at another man. If he picks up his schlong in response, hey! You’ve hooked one!

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  23. on March 16, 2016 at 11:10 pm Looking for Zion

    Part of the column name is “What women really think.” Like that matters! As Rollo repeats, don’t pay attention to what they say – pay attention to what they do. If the line works, ZFG. If it doesn’t, ZFG. The writer is probably just jealous of Wilde anyway.

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  24. on March 16, 2016 at 11:18 pm Walaeala

    Slate’s advice fails to take into consideration how the female hindbrain really works.

    Women despise in men the qualities they see in other women: indecisiveness , gossip, weakenedss, self-effacing , over qualification , showing too much emotion , In other words: beta tendencies.

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  25. on March 16, 2016 at 11:55 pm Glengarry

    Her first husband, Tao Ruspoli, actually has a somewhat interesting blog.

    20 years ago, when I was just starting University at UC Berkeley, my mother calls me to tell me she’s fallen madly in love, with an amazing Italian man. You’re going to love him, she says. He plays classical guitar like a god, performed at La Scala, is a painter, an art dealer, and just oh so charming. He’s tired of selling art in Paris, it seems, and he’s offered to come to LA “to be her chef.”

    http://blog.taoruspoli.com/2015/05/a-remembrance.html

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 8:10 am Sentient

      excellent story and demonstration of the amoral but passionate, dynamic and authentic man in action… the Alpha Trident. how rich his life must have been indeed.

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  26. on March 16, 2016 at 11:56 pm Just Saying

    Olivia Wilde’s swoon and betrothal that betrayed the sisterhood

    Women cannot control what they find attractive and respond to – it just is. And all women have the same triggers – the wise man uses those triggers to his advantage, the foolish listens to what women say, rather than using what they respond to… It really is that simple.

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 12:09 am Just Saying

      Of course there is this…

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  27. on March 17, 2016 at 2:23 am Belle Igerent

    Slate can console themselves that women are the truly humorous sex https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/67/24/61/6724616762ee52649ef9272a43142958.jpg
    1. The passive aggressive defensiveness
    2. The unambiguous entitlement to spout their ball-cutting snark, as though punitive violence is their natural duty, as the arbitrators of emotional justice in society.
    3. The leave of absence of every iota of their humility and femininity

    There are no hard and fast rules of comedy, but brain-dead sarcasm is the preserve of landwhale slate afficionados, and they’ll forever congratulate themselves for being the best, while reality continues to exist regardless.

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 6:19 am Captain Obvious

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  28. on March 17, 2016 at 2:33 am Moses

    OT: I found this to be a fascinating post on Quora:

    https://www.quora.com/What-is-it-like-to-be-an-attractive-woman

    A dude created FB profile of a hot white woman. Was shocked at how many men came out of nowhere messaging him, offering to buy him (her) stuff. He developed an entitled mentality quickly.

    Great read on how life must be experienced by hot women.

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 6:08 am Captain Obvious

      > “Was shocked at how many men came out of nowhere messaging him, offering to buy him (her) stuff. He developed an entitled mentality quickly.” ——— NOT O/T. That’s exactly what I’m talking about above. Back circa 2000, chicks could check on, say, their Match.AOL.com messages once or twice a day on a desktop computer. But then the iPhag is released on June 29, 2007, and throw in maybe a year or two for the “App” industry to take off, and by 2009/2010, all he11 breaks loose, with chicks able to check for messages CONSTANTLY. Literally 24×7.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 6:14 am Captain Obvious

        I feel like circa the 0bama immaculation, on January 20, 2009 [or shortly thereafter], is when the Cluster B insanity simply cannot be held back anymore, and it bursts forth with a civilization-destroying fury. That’s when the iPhag-fueled entitlement mentality becomes so pathological that the Hamster can no longer deal with a Jason Sudeikis [or a CH] simply turning his back and walking away from all the attention wh0ring.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 6:30 am Captain Obvious

        Of course the danger of walking away is that, as you point out, several hundred other dudes will immediately appear on Tinder/SnapChat/Kik, ready and willing to take your place. So your “Hard to Get/Walkaway” Game had better be d@mned tight, and it had better burn an indelible impression into her Hamster’s obsession loop, and you had better be very confident that your social/professional circumstances will force the two of you to cross paths in the future. Otherwise ZFG, cause you may never see her again…

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 8:18 am Sentient

        Cap – reply in mod.. but search CH “Devalidation Game” from May 2015…

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 8:46 am plumpjack

        all true. however, what has also grown exponentially along with iphag use is girls’ dissatisfaction with men. so for a player who knows how to push the right buttons, things have never been better

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 6:36 am Wrong Side of History

      Ted Kaczynski was on point.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 7:24 am redone

        Nah, he blew it.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 7:59 am Wrong Side of History

        redone delivers the boom.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 11:57 am whorefinder

        @Redone: threawdinner

        runner up: Wrong Side of History

        Kaboom rape!

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 8:09 am uh

      Scroll to the next post.

      I was 9 when I had my first period. By the time I was 11, I was a small-waisted, C-cup girl with very wide hips.
      On buses, I would sometimes get this weird feeling that someone just grabbed me.
      I would walk by men beside my mother and get called out.
      I would go down the street and some cars would slow and roll down their windows to look at me.
      As years went by, I realized this was actually all extremely creepy. And I realized that when I “thought” someone was touching me on the bus, someone had legit been touching me on the freaking bus. I was being groped as a fucking 11 year old because I had curves. Men thought I was 16 or older so they were flirting with an 11 YEAR OLD.
      Now I’m a DD cup. Small waist still. Big butt that African-American women are known for (except that I’m Asian and Caucasian).

      /PedoBear meme

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 8:16 am Sentient

      Thirsty white knights know no bounds… Yesterday in an airport restaurant… chatting up the 22 YO 8 next to me on her way to spring break in South Beach. we are sitting side by side. She is just of a 24 hour shift at work and then travel, so a little more spacey than usual…

      We chat for 20 minutes… OK vibe but she is off to a flight. Her to go order comes, she goes to her flight.

      10 minutes later the waiter comes by, asking where she went, I say she left. He’s like “she didn’t pay!”… (I don’t think she did this intentionally, just tired and going to her flight.)

      And a middle age white knight arises from the neighboring table and says he’ll pay for her. She’s not even there to witness it…

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 8:26 am Benson

        You should have face pushed him, then sent him here.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 8:26 am Captain Obvious

        > “I don’t think she did this intentionally, just tired and going to her flight.” ——— DUDE, look in the mirror, and ask yourself who’s the real White Knight in this story. I posted an NY Times story up above here where millenials are so lazy that they won’t even wash their breakfast cereal bowls. Stealing a freebee from an airport restaurant [whether consciously, or unconsciously from sheer insouciance] is EXACTLY the kind of behavior that I’d expect out of a millenial. Fear for the future of the human race.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 8:29 am Captain Obvious

        He11, they’ve got Eskimo Matthew Weiner practically instructing them to steal meals from restaurants, because that’s what ultra-mega-uber-kkk00l Don Draper would do. [WWDDD?]

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 9:26 am Putin

        “> ‘I don’t think she did this intentionally, just tired and going to her flight.’ ——— DUDE, look in the mirror, and ask yourself who’s the real White Knight in this story. I posted an NY Times story up above here where millenials are so lazy that they won’t even wash their breakfast cereal bowls. Stealing a freebee from an airport restaurant [whether consciously, or unconsciously from sheer insouciance] is EXACTLY the kind of behavior that I’d expect out of a millenial. Fear for the future of the human race.”-

        Captain, I have come to the conclusion that a 21 year old woman in college is a completely different creature from a 21 year old working woman.
        One lives in fantasy-land versus the other who lives in reality-land. I won’t even talk with a college gal and tell them to move along.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 9:30 am Putin

        plus college gals tend to be very neocon when it comes to “age appropriate” directives.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 9:46 am Captain Obvious

        > “One lives in fantasy-land” ——— Which will be an ever-increasing aspect of the simian landscape until we get another 1859 solar event to wipe out all this tech. The CH/Jason-Sudeikis “Hard-to-Get/Walkaway” Game wouldn’t necessarily have worked, say, 25 years ago – the dude would simply have been dismissed as a jerk & an @ss with no manners. But nowadays, in infantilistic fantasy land, it works because of “OMFG, did you see what he just did? Oh no, he didn’t! Girlfriend, you can’t let him get away with dissing you like that. Blah blah blah blah blah…” Spin Hamster, spin.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 9:48 am Captain Obvious

        Spin Hamster, spin Hamster, spin. Until suddenly she’s 40 years old, and she’s hit the wall at 200MPH, and her ovaries are all shrivelled up & barren, and “Spin Hamster” becomes simply SPINSTER.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 10:04 am plumpjack

        “nowadays, in infantilistic fantasy land, it works because of “OMFG, did you see what he just did? Oh no, he didn’t!”

        Cap, are we coming full circle, where eventually the only way to pick up a girl again is to club her over the head and drag her back to the cave?

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 10:08 am Colonel Hogan

        @Captain Obvious et. al.
        You guys keep referring to the Olivia /Jason fantasy. IT DIDN’T HAPPEN THAT WAY. SHE’S LYING. I get that you’re talking about social dynamics, etc., but I implore you to stop acting like her ‘story’ is the truth.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 10:50 am Putin

        “And a middle age white knight arises from the neighboring table and says he’ll pay for her. ”

        I have seen similar acts of White Knightliness by middle aged men. It is as pathetic as Bernie Sanders pandering to BLM.

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 5:41 pm Captain Obvious

        > “are we coming full circle, where eventually the only way to pick up a girl again is to club her over the head and drag her back to the cave” ——— It sure does feel like that, doesn’t it? Then once you’re back in the cave, you apply wh0refinder’s methods for the coup de grace?

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 10:46 am Belle Igerent

      Straight from the hot chick’s mouth (which backs up my comment in moderation)
      “More imptly, for me, will bear with the cons for the pros. Despite the cons i still can’t make myself commit to making myself uglier. Those girls who say that uglify-ing themselves doesn’t work.. I get alittle dubious. Get super big specs and wear your retainers and tie your hair in a low pony tail split right down the middle. Change clothes for ultra baggy kind plus mum jeans. Even celebrities/models can look terribly average with no effort. No one can see you s-line body in baggy/fat-looking clothes so.. I’m skeptical when they say that they cant uglify themselves. Part of me feel like they too just can’t give up the cons for the pros. Bias perception maybe.”

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      • on March 17, 2016 at 5:39 pm Captain Obvious

        A hawt chick with a vocabulary which includes words like “dubious” and “bias perception”? Do I even need to say it?

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      • on March 18, 2016 at 5:33 am Belle Igerent

        These university edumacated know plenty of fancy words, but ones like ‘thank you’, or ones that express admiration of men don’t come easily to them.

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  29. on March 17, 2016 at 9:54 am Sensei

    His former spouse, Kay Canon, isn’t bad, either, but has that femcunt look.

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  30. on March 17, 2016 at 10:02 am Squiby

    My, this blog clarifies shit I really should know by now:

    I flirted with my seatmate on recent flight. When she gave me her number at the end, I told her I’d give her a few days to get settled in before getting in touch. Later she stated the three days drove her crazy. Aha: Leave of absence! Didn’t even know.

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 5:44 pm Captain Obvious

      Sounds like you stumbled into some awesome Game. Whatever happens, do NOT apologize for anything so far [unless you do so in a sarcastic way with a big sh!t-eating grin]. Take this “momentum” [really potential energy] and build on it [transform the potential into the kinetic].

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  31. on March 17, 2016 at 11:15 am plumpjack

    tried posting this above but I’ve been red-flagged by m0d

    right pic is the author of the piece, self-declared expert in pickup attempts

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    • on March 17, 2016 at 12:36 pm Beast of Jekyll Island

      Self-declared lesbian, which explains the entire article and its tone.

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  32. on March 17, 2016 at 12:48 pm Jim Christian

    What’s that in her hair, the one on the right?

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  33. on March 17, 2016 at 3:00 pm Dr. Giggles

    “Slate’s personnel are divided on whether Sudeikis’ pick-up attempt was creepy, just plain clumsy, or a halfway decent crack at flirtation”

    I think we kneed to acknowlege that words like creepy, and awkward have become the nuclear neg/Apololypse game response in a beta women’s arsenal. Call it the nuclear shittest. Women used to give men a mild diss, I have a boyfriend, or leave without saying a word. I think they employ these nuclear shitests as a quick and dirty way to assess a man’s true inner game.

    It’s also a sign of the hate and vitriol that’s out there. She resents both Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde for their success in relationships. But she can’t openly attack Wilde because it would make her look jealous and pathetic, so she turns her sights on the man because all men, with the exception of Leo DiCaprio, are fairgame to these media cunts. And attacks on men won’t bring backlash like it does with women.

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  34. on March 17, 2016 at 3:38 pm duderino

    Olivia Wilde, looks and age wise, is who Sudekis should be dating, even with no game. Methinks he was actually trying to be sweet and had “accidental game”
    She recently complained that she was told she was “too old” to be cast as Leo’s love interest in Wolf of Wall Street. Her replacement, Margot Robbie, better fit the part of what a egotistical multimillionaire would go for. (Young Barbie)

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  35. on March 18, 2016 at 4:43 pm ❀ ↺ ⊜ ↻ ◯

    The article’s author did, rightly, find some amusement in underscoring the Slate’s author’s and staff efforts to believe that what they are not allowed to, life, is unattractive and mean.

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  36. on March 21, 2016 at 10:41 am swebf

    It’s a good rule of thumb that everything that feminists deem as “creepy” must be done.

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