archerwfisher arrived for his stay at the Chateau, imbibed of the house wisdom, and left a more virile man.
Got to test a piece of game off this blog, it worked well. Went to a college church group at my alma mater–I’m 24 so I can still fit–and it was handfuls of guys or girls sitting around here or there, and a few games. I was bored and had only said a few sentences to a few people, then walked over to a bolo game they had set up. Saw a cute brunette I had spoken just a few words with, sitting at a table chatting with two guys and another girl. Used the power of the Chateau–pointed and gave a “come hither” gesture. She says to the others “ah, I gotta go” and walks over to me, just like that.
This blog could cost $50 a month to read and it would be totally worth it.
Poon Be Upon You, sir.
The come hither gesture is high risk, high reward. Risk: takes real balls to pull off confidently, can backfire if performed with the slightest uncertainty. Reward: a positive response is *really* positive, practically greasing the skids of the next hour of conversation.
Here’s my $50 question: Does anyone know of a brand of underwear anymore which aren’t friggin ball-stranglers? Bought some new Fruit-of-the-Looms and they are chafing my ballz into practically bleeding. SRSLY.
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Do they no longer teach boys that their ba11z have to hang down and breath and thrive at LESS than 98.6F? Otherwise their li’l swimmers get cooked, and they become infertile? Now I’m wondering whether this is an Eskimo-S0d0mite Industrial Complex initiative designed to neuter the masculine Shkotzim.
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Stay away from Hands, anti-white ads featuring MJ
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Hanes …. Dang auto-correct
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Not to mention having an elastic band constricting your bladder.
Muslimwear probably doesn’t do that and would explain their higher birth rate.
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Actually, it’s Alpha to go commando.
Use talcum powder if you’re worried about chafing.
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All I had was Desitin. My scr0tum was ON FIRE last night, from rubbing against these ghey-a$$ed Fruit-of-the-Looms. Lubed it all up with Desitin. Going commando right now. If I can’t find any old-fashioned underwear, then commando might be the new normal in my life.
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Anyway, I got into this frame of mind because CH said: “Risk: takes real balls to pull off confidently”. Compare the Reader Mailbag, two threads back: “I was put on aderall in 8th grade, and… it prevented me from learning how to interact with girls in the alpha way…” Between Weaponized Eskimo Psychiatry chemically castrating their souls, and S0d0mite Eskimo fashion designers frying their ba11z in lycra torture devices, it’s a wonder that we have ANY masculinity left in Western Men.
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Hanes are always oversized, even the small. My impression is that they’re made for groids or fat white men.
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I’ve been wearing Fruit of the Loom since at least, gosh, graduate school? I just grabbed a new 6-pack from Walmart the other day, and they are frigging TORTURE DEVICES. F*ck this ghey earth.
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You’re not imagining it. Everything has changed for the worse. Clothing causes me incredible grief.
I’ll probably be mocked for this, but I actually seek out old underwear at thrift stores. Found an old pair of black BVDs that fit me as if tailored. They went out of business or something.
Everything sucks now. T-shirts are absurdly long because obviously everyone is tall. A 32×30 in pants is usually a 33×32 or something. I’ve half-seriously considered finding a nudist colony somewhere, but that’s always old fags.
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> “You’re not imagining it.” ——— It’s this cheap sh!t crap that the shekel-mongers throw into the containers by the hundreds of thousands, stitched together by slave labor in China or India or Pakistan or Egypt. Nothing fits anymore. Nothing works anymore. Everything has designed obsolence. The Donald needs to pick up Mjolnir and smash the TPP into trillions microscopic shards of nothing.
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Go custom, brah.
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I like the boxer briefs, especially when working out in loose-fitting, thin athletic shorts. I do not want to walk around the gym flopping around, or worse, with a slight boner from looking at a hottie and all the rubbing going on from commando style. Nope, not worth it. Pro Tip: Before I put on these boxer briefs, while they are at knee level, I jam my fist into the crotch, and stretch out the waistband so that they fit a little loser. Also, I always buy one size larger than the package recommends for your waist size (so, for me a size Large instead of Medium), for a loser, more comfortable fit all around.
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^^looser^^
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Try ExOfficio boxer briefs btw. Expensive, but roomy and they really do keep odor minimal. Terramar makes a similar type for slightly less. (I used to sell camping gear.)
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Try that new brand, Grand Hotel… plenty o’ ballroom. LZOZLZOZLZOZLOZLOZL
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Dude, that’s like a $100,000,000 ad campaign you just gave away for free…
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Tommy Hilfiger makes decent boxers. Buy them a size larger than you need.
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Man
I can’t remember the last time I wore Tommy anything.
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I used to wear oversized underwear until I got testicular torsion playing football everyday.
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I can vouch for this. I read the original post when it came out and have tried it on multiple occasions. It’s taken my wife from “we’re running late and I need to change really quickly” to straddling me wearing just her thong and us both being very late. Good reactions from other women too. It’s very nice when the cute little blonde in my office excuses herself from talking to people just to come over and flirt with me, just cause I beckoned, lol.
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Be thinking in advance and prepare a Plan B / Plan C / Plan D fallback position [or offensive counterstrike] if some dude [maybe a “suit from corporate”] tries to AMOG you when you signal the Blonde.
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Used this one many times over my life, and it definitely works.
For me its best delivered with a decided finger movement, and a look on the face that you would have if you were calling an employee. That is, serious and assertive.
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Me too. I love it. I also think the single finger “come hither” move is the same technique for stimulating the g-spot.
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OT
Anybody still dreaming of a President Trump has missed the alarm clock.
Recent WaPo poll: “Three-quarters of women view him unfavorably. So do nearly two-thirds of independents, 80 percent of young adults, 85 percent of Hispanics and nearly half of Republicans and Republican-leaning independents.”
He has an overall 67% unfavorable rating.
Two keys: the swing vote and the white college educated crowd. You can’t win an election without ’em. He has a 74% unfavorable rating among the white college educated demographic.
Also from the article: “Normally, when you’re in a hole, the best advice is to stop digging. That doesn’t appear to be his inclination,” GOP strategist David Carney said.
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“When you’re in the hole, stop digging” is advice that should be given to Michelle Fields.
Also, insulting certain women is a good idea. Women know those women are cunts and deserve to be smacked around.
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You’re becoming the drunk girl in a halter top dancing on the bar.
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Daaaaddy didn’t give attention
Oh to the fact that mommy didn’t caaare
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Yeah, I’ve given up commenting on game here, mostly because of the endless Trump dick-sucking. Narcissiste has shat his bed with the race-war shitlord stuff. There are better manosphere websites for men who’re actually doing positive things with their lives.
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plumpjack nails it again! LZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOLZOOLZOLZOL
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He has plenty of time to improve those numbers [if accurate].
Trump is a master at the art of the comeback, after all.
No worries.
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She did say it was a WaPo poll… so you know it’s, like.. uh, a totally accurate cross-section.
:duckface
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PPP- GOP race in WI- Cruz 38, Trump 37, Kasich 17 | 3/31/2016 | http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3415990/posts
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The poll which everyone [including Faux Newz] was promoting yesterday, showing Lyin’ Ted with a 10-point lead, was a complete fabrication designed to demoralize the Trumpening. EVERYTHING NOW IS PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE. It’s all lies, 24×7.
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Also, I’ll be very interested to learn whether the N.E. publishes the Lyin’ Ted video this week. Surely the Rubio people want the N.E. to run with it.
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Trump just showed the entire pro-life movement is one White Knighting cuck-movement.
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who fucking cares, you faggot?
As long as he destroys the GOP, that’s what matters. The demoncrap party will collapse shortly thereafter
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You’re one of the biggest idiots on the Web for posting vapid shit in a place where nobody gives a shit about what you have to say.
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Compare our two comments, dickwad, and ask yourself who’s provided evidence for his claims.
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He’s like the bullied faggot kid at school whom derives pleasure from the beatings.
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At TSW:
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Imagine a large elephant — strong, intelligent, and respected. Now imagine a tiny little dribble of watery shit that drips out of his asshole once every couple of days. He doesn’t even notice it when it goes out.
That’s exactly what I give to you fuckers.
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You know this polling bullshit just motivates us more. We. Do. Not. Give. A. Fuck.
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Of course you don’t. Facts are useless in Mr. Rogers’ land of WN make-believe.
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Norway FTW
http://www.thelocal.no/20160330/norways-integration-minister-we-cant-be-like-sweden
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Doesn’t look like much. Norway has more money than Sweden, so it follows they’ll be more protectionist, but they already have about 400,000 non-whites imms to Sweden’s 800,000, both substantial % of their respective populations. Count in Europeans, mainly Poles, Norway’s goes up to 900,000.
Unless they’re talking expulsion and incentives for white maternity, they done crossed the Rubicon. They are precisely where Sweden was ten years ago.
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That’s a fair point… it was growing up around Norwegian Muslims that made Breivik what he is.
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View story at Medium.com
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That was a good read.
I always liked Ross. Always thought he should’ve stayed with Julie, the sexy, smart Chinese girlfriend he ditched for Rachel the first time around.
Pretty sure that’s how reality would have it.
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“Pretty sure that’s how reality would have it.”
you would hope
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From this in the 1950s (?) to Friends in the 1990s. Only 40 short years. We passed up a great opportunity. Sad. Scared to think about 2030, especially if Trump does not win. I cannot seriously even imagine a United States still in existence by then.
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Back in the days when being social actually meant leaving your God-damn house.
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Sez “ChateauEmissary”, while putting me, and perhaps others, on perma-mod.
Meanwhile, Strapon and the like post any time they wish.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
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Bro
WordPress blocked all of my posts for nearly two months before.
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I’ve almost never had problems if I type in Word first and then paste, and if I misspell a few key J3wy words.
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I’ve been on mod as well.
I thought we was friends,
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I have been in the permanent mod dungeon since last summer
Gave up posting,mostly copying and pasting links since
Jeez I just wonder what our posts have had in common to deserve such cruel a faith?
Just kidding
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ce5itzvWQAA9PmM.jpg:large
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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“. . . practically greasing the skids of the next hour of conversation.”
This. As a wordy intellectual, I’m still often timid in starting conversations with chicks because most people have boring talk, often me included, and until you can move it into flirtation, there is a risk it will go the other, boring, way. Well, the bolder the start, the lower that risk. And short of the nuclear opener, there’s not much bolder than come hither.
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I think I told this story somewhere, but last year I went out with a bluehair, and rather than slide into home after some beers and strong IOI, I followed my own misanthropic talk straight into a hole into which she, being smart enough, actually followed me — I had convinced her that white people and humanity itself are doomed. She became ambivalent. No bang.
Go bold outta the gate — but stay there until bang.
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“I had convinced her that white people and humanity itself are doomed.”
That wasn’t a complete turn-on for her? Well, at least you verified she wasn’t an Eskimo.
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No. I realized what I had done only when I noticed her looking at the table with an expression like she’d just been punched in the gut. : /
Then again — as a nihilist, that was a sweet little moment. : )
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Did this get posted/discussed yet? Science! http://abc7ny.com/society/manspreading-increases-your-changes-of-getting-a-date-study-finds/1269189/
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http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/03/31/rnc-preps-contested-convention-launches-website-inform-public/
“The Republican National Convention (RNC) launched ConventionFacts.gop in order to prepare the public for what to expect at a contested national convention.”
Even shitlib Trump haters, were they capable of rational thought, would have to admit one thing: the increasingly extralegal opposition to him is illuminating just how deeply the parasitic Establishment has its slimy tentacles into our society and how hard it’s going to be to uproot them.
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Strapon is absolutely correct about Trump; all is not well. Donald shot himself in the foot with his seriously misjudged abortion comments and he’ll be hammered relentlessly for it. The MSM must be thanking their cucky stars to be gifted such potent ammunition. This week hasn’t been fatal for Trump, but he’s on thin ice. You lose the female and middle class vote, you lose the Presidency.
Clinton will be a bigger disaster for the US than Angela Merkel has beern for Germany. She cannot wait to finish the job that the 1965 Immigration Act started. If Trump screws this election up, he’ll be fine – he’s a billionaire ffs. The US will not be fine, ever again.
[CH: cuckservatives: “we’re against abortion”
trump: “i’m against abortion”
cuckservatives: “omg radical anti-abortion right winger trump hates women!”
fuck dat cuck noize.]
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Drumpf has shown a thousand times how poor his judgment is. But those who’ve decided to vote for him Will. Not. Be. Swayed. Every minute, suckers born.
[CH: drumpf. so stupid. you really are a woman. hey how about this: Make Jon Liebowitz Again. Make Caitlyn Bruce Again. See how this goes for you?]
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‘Drumpf’
Geek ass nigga.
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(Strap), I let u on a secret.
We playing with house money.
Don’t be running yo big snitch mouth now.
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If Trump does not get the nomination , I hope he does run independently, if not, I’ll just write him in.
If it’s Cruz vs. Da Biotch, that would be yet ‘nuddah election cycle with a VERY unattractive GOP candidate – Bush, Dole, ‘nuddah Bush, McCain, Romney, the list is long – and I predict a repeat of 2000, hanging chads, legal challenges, the whole bit.
Should she win – or even survive, that does not look like a well person – it’s time for some very serious civil disobedience, protests, even riots.
When’s the last time White people rioted in America ?
In Belgium, it was last week.
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Drumpf’s campaign is a dumpster fire. Everybody runs outside to see what all the fuss is about, then runs back inside when they realize how bad it smells.
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American Whites don’t really riot so much as they wage Revolutionary and Civil War.
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