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An Asshole Line Girls Can’t Help But Love

April 4, 2016 by CH

Here’s a line I sometimes toss out to faux bitchy girls glibly assuming I’m just another chode waiting to polish their pussy pedestals. As far as asshole lines go, this one is lethally penetrative of girly egg-bunkering egos.

The line is most effectively deployed on girls who are playing that “I’m too good for you” flirty game that is common among many prime hotties. You know the type. She’ll tell you, in so many words, how much better she is than you, or how you fall short of her standards in this or that way. It’s irritating, but also promising, because girls generally don’t bother with these sorts of vanity games unless they feel a pulse of attraction.

GIRL: “We could never date. You’re too short/tall/old/young/into your job/full of yourself/etc.”

THE COCKENING: “Great. You sound annoying anyway.”

DROP THE SHRIKE. I’ve yet to have negative blowback from saying this to girls. Sure, there will follow a tumult of indignation — all of it phony — but eyes will brighten, cheeks will redden, and muffs will moisten. HOW COULD YOU! HOW DARE YOU! WHAT’S YOUR DEAL?! And just like that I’ve trespassed her hindbrain, and she’ll start rationalizing reasons why we, in fact, could date.

One reason I rarely get negative reactions to this supreme gentleman’s riposte is because I tailor my asshole game to my recipient. Super-sensitive, shy girls a tit size short of an HB8 can be genuinely hurt by asshole-y lines like this one, taking it to heart that they really might be annoying, and this bad feeling will cause them to emotionally turtle or storm off in a huff and a bird flip.

Asshole Game is powerful, which means it must be wielded with skill. You could carpet bomb assholery and get laid more than slouching toward incel as a perpetual niceguy, but you’ll also lose a fair number of the less bitchy/less haughty/less egotistic girls who don’t have strong urges to succumb to a total dick.

Less egotistic? Yes! Contrary popular perception, girls with high self-esteem enjoy the charms of the asshole more than do lower self-esteem girls. A girl who thinks highly of herself — i.e., she thinks highly of her face and body as commodities to sell herself on the open sexual market — prefers more challenging men as potential partners in grime. On the other end of the female spectrum, less solipsistic or extroverted girls are thinner-skinned and quicker to bruise from backhanded compliments (tending to focus on the backhanded part) and reckless assholery. They can be coaxed into chasing assholes, especially if they’re hotter than average, but will weary sooner of commitment-averse, ZFG jerkboys than will stronger, more self-confident women.

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  1. on April 4, 2016 at 9:33 am An Asshole Line Girls Can’t Help But Love | Neoreactive

    […] An Asshole Line Girls Can’t Help But Love […]

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 11:22 am Laguna Beach Fogey

      Nice. Asshole Games, I suppose, comes more naturally for some than for others.

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 1:18 pm JironGhrad

      If 95% of girls only just “sounded” annoying… the world would be a healthier place.

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 3:15 pm Radagast

      Gotta deliver that line with the right tone, otherwise you risk entering butthurt territory.

      My response to this particular shit test is to ask “Why would I date you?” said in a way that suggests genuine curiosity and humor. You’re amused that some random chick assumes you’d be interested in her when you’ve got a harem of better-looking women on call. It’s such a straightforward dismantling of her tactic and it does everything the “annoying” response does without risking coming off as truly affected by her shit test.

      Slightly hitting the ‘I’, slightly hitting the ‘you’. I can’t emphasize enough how subtle your delivery has to be to maximize your frame. You’re a chef out there in the field. Develop your palette. Don’t fucking drown all your plates in cayenne pepper.

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 6:30 am Captain Obvious

        > “Gotta deliver that line with the right tone, otherwise you risk entering butthurt territory.” ——— Yeah, I don’t wanna call anyone out by name, but a lot of what follows on this thread sounds much more butthurt than a$$ho1e. After she throws a “peak female narcissism” [credit uh] nukular bomb at you, getting the response to be subtle & elegant, yet forceful & ZFG, yet also capable of spinning her Hamster into overdrive – that’s not easy.

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  2. on April 4, 2016 at 9:39 am diamondjimwrites

    As with much of Asshole Game a lot depends on your state. Too much nice guy/beta in your past with this chick and it comes across as butthurt. OTOH, if you’ve integrated abundance, aloofness, outcome independence and really are ZFG, then not only do you not give a flying fuck if it comes out butthurt (because you aren’t), it also comes out much stronger.

    Know your tools, gents. The right tool for the right job.

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 10:14 am Captain Obvious

      You can always fall back on a frame of completely naive & innocent Altar Boy Virgin Game. SHE: “We could never date.” YOU: “Oh, Thank God, I was terrified that I was going to have to sleep with you.” SHE: “What? Well then why did you ask me out?” YOU: “Well, I could tell that you had the hots for me, and I didn’t want to hurt your feelings by NOT asking you out, so I felt like it was my duty to ask. Anyway, it’s okay, now that I know that we don’t have to sleep together. Whew. I just dodged a bullet.”

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 1:43 pm Colonel Hogan

        ‘Back-handed compliment.’ I still say, ‘left-handed compliment’ is the correct term. Yes, I’m aware of the imagery associated with ‘back-handed’, it’s just that ‘left-handed’ sounds more elegant. Either way, the technique does, indeed, work on the hottest chics. It seems like this particular topic has been covered ad nauseam here at le château. Always fun though.

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  3. on April 4, 2016 at 9:43 am Mad Arab

    I used to go dancing a lot. Swing, salsa type stuff. Rarely I would get a cold shoulder as I can really dance. It was usually from fit-fem-dancer type. The shoulder would happen just before I hit the floor. So normally from the first or second girl I asked. And from anyone that has never seen me move.

    Me: Dance?

    Her: Annoyed look and a snide “NO”

    Me: Why you being so picky when I’m not?

    Her: Shocked look

    Me: Walk away with a smirk.

    Then sure enough later in the night she would come over and ask me to dance.

    Her: Dance with me??? Blink blink….

    Me: My card is full. If a girl drops out I might let you know.

    I go back to dancing.

    This scenario has played out 4 times. Either she disappears never to be seen again or she sits on the sideline waiting for an invite. I even had one try to make me jealous by always dancing next to me the entire night.

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 11:34 am uh

      “Her: Annoyed look and a snide “NO”

      Me: Why you being so picky when I’m not?”

      Ace.

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 3:23 pm Experienced Father

      +1

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  4. on April 4, 2016 at 9:52 am walawala

    When I get the “I’m not coming to your place…” when we first meet I always reply with something along:

    “You have a dirty mind..what makes you think I’d want to fuck you? I’m quite picky…there’s a test”

    Flips the script…uses the word fuck…and then establishes a challenge.

    The test is usually an intro to the Questions Game. If a girl meets up with me, I’ve already pre-qualified her and she usually comes over, if not the first time, the second time.

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  5. on April 4, 2016 at 10:01 am Kermittheefrog777

    You’re a modern-day James Joyce.

    ‘Carpet bombing’ and ‘slouching towards incel’. Rich

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  6. on April 4, 2016 at 10:03 am Captain Obvious

    CH: “On the other end of the female spectrum, less solipsistic or extroverted girls are thinner-skinned and quicker to bruise from backhanded compliments (tending to focus on the backhanded part) and reckless assholery. They can be coaxed into chasing assholes, especially if they’re hotter than average, but will weary sooner of commitment-averse, ZFG jerkboys than will stronger, more self-confident women.”

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 10:09 am Captain Obvious

      Whew – I keep nursing this phantasy of nice girls from good families with Alpha Sh!tlord fathers who taught them Anti-Game, so I’m having a little trouble swallowing this paragraph. I’m gonna hafta think about what you mean by “stronger” in this context, vis-a-vis thin-skinned & less solipsistic & less extroverted. Less solipsistic [& to a certain extent less extroverted] feel like character STRENGTHS to me, compared to Cluster B insanity & purposelessly riding the c0ck carousel throughout their fertile years.

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 11:46 am uh

        I gotta ax you a personal. Where you from nigga?

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 11:52 am Lucius Somesuch

        Hey uh, I seem to have misplaced my copy of “Microeconomics: A Very Short Introduction”. Could you get your mom to check between her couch cushions?

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 12:11 pm uh

        Why don’t you stop nipping at my fuckin heels like a little bitch and say exactly what your problem with me is? I mean point by fuckin point. Let’s see if you’ve got something I don’t already know and didn’t fucking tell you and everyone here.

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 12:26 pm tteclod

        uh and Lucius both lack mellow.

        ZFG, gentlemen. ZFG. 🙂

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 12:57 pm uh

        His problem man. But if he wants to posture here in the comments about shit I divulged – there’s yr ZFG btw – I’m down.

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 1:07 pm uh

        I get it, though. My approach is unorthodox. I say shit people normally keep quiet. Then some clever little imp like Lucius reiterates it like they magically found out and oh ain’t I superior to that poor shmuck, tee hee. Bitch behavior you expect in a hair salon.

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 2:51 pm tteclod

        I get it. I have my junior moments, too, but the big change for me was in 2000, when my workload at the office overcame my capacity for stress and I decided, “I don’t care,” to emotionally manage the deadlines. Much of my success since can be traced to that moment when ZFG by another name became my life-theme.

        If you’re still relatively young, you need to know that adopting ZFG is key to success in business as well as love. Seek happiness and joy and your work, as well as “flow,” and you’ll be much happier.

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 3:26 pm Radagast

        uh- visualize alpha buddy. does an alpha have time to give a fuck if some internet stranger insults him? does an alpha demand an itemized list of the stranger’s grievances? you gotta operate on a higher level and keep your cool. don’t let petty shit affect you. visualize alpha. zfg.

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 3:29 pm Captain Obvious

        > “Where you from nigga?” ——— Deep Red Flyover-Country Hayseed Rednecksville. Yes,the Poz is creeping into everything, but I’m a romantic, and I still feel like [at least just probabilistically/statistically speaking] there have to be a few nice girls out there somewhere. In this day and age of rampant Cluster B insanity, LESS solipsistic strikes me as a sign of good character.

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 3:48 pm Wrong Side of History

        “uh- visualize alpha buddy. does an alpha have time to give a fuck if some internet stranger insults him? does an alpha demand an itemized list of the stranger’s grievances? you gotta operate on a higher level and keep your cool. don’t let petty shit affect you. visualize alpha. zfg.”

        Is Trump a petty gamma boy for responding to the dumb ankle-biting shit he responds to?

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 4:51 pm uh

        Just annoying. And I was drunk at the airport, lol.

        CO, I believe there are some remnants in states like TN, KY, the Dakotas.

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 6:13 pm notafeminist

        Ah, the introverted book girls. No lust for girls night out, happy to be home cooking dinner and keeping a clean house…and even a mild tease can make them wither.

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 6:41 pm 88

        @ notafeminist

        that’s how my girl is. didn’t know how nice it all could be until i stopped going for the fun extroverted girls and tried a fun introverted one instead. makes for a very nice life.

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 8:35 pm Captain Obvious

        “that’s how my girl is.” ——— AHEM…

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 10:29 pm Lucius Somesuch

        Actually, uh, I was making an allusion to your drive-by pro-“global climate changing” snipe about sunk-costs in a recent thread. If your mother is in fact a whore and you’d already divulged that online, I missed that. I don’t follow the John Waters movie-to-book that is your rambling confessional of commentary.

        Now go hoover some more Doritos crumbs and Xanax dust out of the creases of that copy of “The Portable Nietzsche” you picked up when you were studying for your Master’s in Hebrew at Brandeis before whatever-the-fuck-it-is-happened happened to make you a drug-addled, dumpster-diving, chubby-loving reject.

        And don’t refer to a White man as ‘nigga’, n*gg*r

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 10:45 pm uh

        High school variations on shit I’ve said – I hit on a girl with big tits by the dumpster, that becomes “dumper-diving” – and the usual alt-right delusion that anyone who doesn’t think Jews are actually demons must have gone to yeshiva. Weak shit. Try not being an anonymous ankle-biter sometime. Stiff-necked condescension is so easy when no one knows the first thing about you, ya stuck up little pussy.

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 10:52 pm uh

        Oh Jesus — I didn’t even bother looking at your blog until just now: FUCKING JAPANESE/K-POP FETISH.

        Guys, check this out: https://luciussomesuch.wordpress.com

        LOL, that I actually got a little annoyed at an Jap fetish fag. Lucius dude, I’d rather snort a mixture of Dorito’s, Xanax and month-old powdered shit than construct an elaborate blog about Japanese girls in weird costumes you’ll never come close to approaching in real life … then acting like I’m better than some other dude on the internet because …oh wait, you’ve never actually said — because you’re an anonymous pussy jerking off to anime garbage.

        Truly shaking my head that anyone like this imagine they’re better than just about anyone else. Pretty sure most everyone else here would agree with that assessment.

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 11:00 pm uh

        Man, it’s beautiful. We live in a culture where this anime fag with no personality of his own feels entitled to condescend. I mean, bad enough anime’s a thing, still worse that men who speak English and presumably have testicles are into it, but to have one of this obviously superior caste come down on ME for taking a few pills and trying to score with a trashy white broad on my way to bring out the trash …. that’s fucking HILARIOUSLY beautiful. Mind you that this sort of shameless, inexplicably self-important queer is on the spectrum of dudes who fuck miniature anime sex dolls. That’s a real thing — look it up.

        Lucius my dear boy, you’ve replaced my irritation with pure mirth, and I go to bed with a light heart and a chuckle.

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 11:05 pm uh

        https://luciussomesuch.wordpress.com/2011/08/28/going-to-aspie/

        What in the fuck is this drivel?? Even if this were pure irony, how fucking weird must one be to sit down and write this for the pleasure of it?

        “GOING TO ASPIE

        2011-08-28 · by Lucius Somesuch · in creative writing, musing · 1 Comment
        I’m a Tourette’s case. That’s a self-diagnosis, but I’m pretty confident about that.

        Now, my mother thinks I have Asperger’s. Or at least, she floated that diagnosis one time. Some acquaintance had a first grader who’d been ‘diagnosed’ with Asperger’s, and had been given a little book to explain to him how it was ‘okay’ and even ‘normal’ to be considered mentally ill just because your schoolteacher says you squirm too much and believes an Ed certificate makes her a psychiatrist a little bit different from everybody else.”

        … that’s like a FIFTH of that one post. This shit goes back to 2011.

        Ok, ok, I’m done. Just couldn’t believe it.

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 11:06 pm Lucius Somesuch

      Waving aside for the moment the suspicion you’re a JIDF troll, uh, nothing could be more ridiculous than your habit of using this glorious chateau as your personal teenage diary of mouthbreathing gamma woes and self-pitying delusions and then bitching about the supposed ‘anonymity’ of those who either suffer no daily derangements or else have the scruples to keep train wrecks decently out of sight.

      At least those who (by carelessness or malice aforethought) derail political threads by reporting From Da Club have the decency to allude to amusing settings and hot girls. With you it’s like a verbal vomitorium, Bret Easton Ellis In A Mobile Home– perhaps a half-wit mischling’s notion of the average Trump voter?

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 5:22 pm uh

        Eh.

        >”JIDF troll”
        >weeb

        Honestly man, weebs are one of the lowest forms of life in the modern world. I’d rather do a thousand things in the real world that you and everyone else would affect to look down on, than spend five years constructing an homage to tee-hee Asian girls and my own frustrated libido. Grown men with this fetish — they simply disgust me.

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 7:16 pm Lucius Somesuch

        uh, you don’t do anything in the real world. You’re an unlettered, brokeass, overweight pity party on Percocet– and a downwardly mobile SWPL to boot.

        But get this straight: people don’t “affect” to look down on you– they DO look down on you. Not least because you make it the cornerstone of your blather to whine endlessly about how downtrodden, pitiful, and unpitied you are. You are textbook gamma: a braggart of failure, relentlessly negative about life, yourself, and others; cranky and paranoid, projecting offense before any is taken.

        But it is taken, and it’s entirely– like the rest of the projectile-vomit litany of your purported woes– of your own making. Picking your scabs in public doesn’t make you a soothsayer: it makes you a bum. Yet you mentally masturbate to the fulfillment of your own self-thwarting prophecies. You are a prodigy of perverseness: a boy who cucks his own soul. But what can we expect from someone who listens to Le Tigre (what, did your lesbian aunt foist Kathleen Hanna on you?) and complains his town is too small for him to find means to get physically fit?

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 6:59 am tteclod

        Ya’ll have totally ruined the chill I get reading the comments here.

        We are here to help one another, ever the SJW’s who troll relentlessly. Even most notorious commenters.

        “Ya’ll have heard that it hath been said, ‘Thou shalt love thy neighbor, and hate thine enemy,’ but I say unto you, ‘Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you and persecute you,’ that ya’ll may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he makes his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust. For if ya’ll love them which love you, what reward have ya’ll? Do not even the [federal government contractors] [do] the same? And if ya’ll salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? Do not even the [federal government contractors] [do] so? Be ya’ll therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.”

        Please don’t make me quote more scripture.

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  7. on April 4, 2016 at 10:12 am Tom

    This is basically negging on steroids, and just as negs need to be calibrated (I’m talking to **you** incel dwwebs who think insulting a girl is part of club approaches)

    . . . so do jerkisms.

    Calibrate boys, calibrate !!!

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  8. on April 4, 2016 at 10:17 am Anonymous

    i always say just, “good”.

    i get plenty of poon. yet i dont look like i do. so to allay suspicions ill say i havent gotten any in so long i forgot how. they ask why i say bad luck things havent worked out ect. it does a good job with dismissing the fear they have that im some kind of player.

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 11:38 am uh

      I do this. Refer to my two inch penis, not getting laid in for-EVER, say sex is boring, shit like that. Done with a droll but cheerful attitude.

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  9. on April 4, 2016 at 10:24 am LB

    Strong line. For an extra quarter twist of the shiv, add something personal such as, “I only date natural blondes (slap at the dye job),” or, “I only date over 5’8” or, “Blue eyes required.”

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 10:41 am irishsavant

      Which of course raises the question as to why you hit on her in the first place….

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 10:44 am LB

        Not at all. She’s assumed to be at least an 8 (as per CH’s intro), but with an attitude that needs a shivving. Even 10s have a physical Achilles heel they are hyper sensitive about.

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 11:24 am Rumpole_Stiltskin

      After initial annoying parry

      When she comes back with some blah blah:
      “oww pleading… That I like”

      She tries to say the next line–>interrupt:
      “I don’t date girls with mustaches”

      Slight change of stance, hit on the girl right next to her.

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  10. on April 4, 2016 at 10:58 am parallelplace

    Reblogged this on parallelplace.

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  11. on April 4, 2016 at 11:36 am Ponce du Lion

    Low beauty and self-esteem girls take asshole game as a personal insult. Most times she is so negged than the game is over.

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 5:26 pm Tarl Cabot

      To paraphrase the great Benjamin Franklin- Treat 10s like 7s, and 7s like 10s.

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  12. on April 4, 2016 at 11:37 am Dragontits

    Seems like this line could come off as butthurt.

    [CH: every line could come off as butthurt if you’re in a beta loser head space.]

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  13. on April 4, 2016 at 11:40 am Ripp

    addings this to asshole game arsenal.

    “lose the FATitude” is another gem.

    even the hottest women could always be a little thinner

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 11:44 am uh

      Always point out their weight. They’re as obsessed with it as we are status. One of the quickest ways to put em on defense.

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 1:50 pm Wrong Side of History

        If being short hampered women’s reproductive goals – “height shaming” would emerge tomorrow.

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 4:52 pm uh

        … Wilhelm?

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 1:42 pm Sean Fielding

      “even the hottest women could always be a little thinner”

      Naw, we don’t get the hourglasses without a price – nothing free in nature. But of course they don’t get that. Even the hottest woman always THINKS she could be a little thinner.

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  14. on April 4, 2016 at 11:40 am uh

    “THE COCKENING: “Great. You sound annoying anyway.””

    Hey … I do this. Fuck yea. But you know I have literally nothing else going for me except a car that gets 48mpg. It’s from the 80s too. If they like nifty old cup-holders and Le Tigre it’s a slam dunk.

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  15. on April 4, 2016 at 11:50 am ‘Reality’ Doug

    The OP conclusion deserves to be flushed out. What is mentally healthy for a woman? Women are bitches and it is normal IF they are not virgin brides in fear of abandonment by the affluent, powerful patriarchy. Women lose value to cultural men with the loss of innocence. All men gain value to women with the loss of innocence. Mental health is very different between the sexes, and the concept of mental health ought to be considered carefully for sex differences. A mentally healthy liberated woman is a better animal not a better helpmate. …

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    • on April 5, 2016 at 12:11 am Broadsman

      Could your rephrase that “RD”?

      I think there’s a germ of a good idea in there somewhere but it just don’t compute.

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  16. on April 4, 2016 at 11:52 am ‘Reality’ Doug

    ;-q

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  17. on April 4, 2016 at 11:52 am plumpjack

    Her: “We could never date….”

    You: “BAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

    and then just change the subject and start talking about how you just had your brakes done, and they’re still squeaking and it’s bugging the shit out of you

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 12:09 pm plumpjack

      for a more sensitive girl just say “you’re funny… so anyway, I just had my brakes done…..”

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  18. on April 4, 2016 at 11:53 am redcastle600

    So what does one say when she’s low self esteem and plays this “I’m better than thou” schtick?

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 12:15 pm uh

      I think that signals they’re too sunk in bitch shield denial to be worth the effort. Very recent thing with the rise of peak female narcissism. Low self-esteem chicks used to be nice, understanding that you make up for physical flaws as a woman with good manners.

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 7:44 pm redcastle600

        Totally agree with bitch shield at maximum power. Just so happens I had an experience with an ex who is like this. I walked into a bar one night and she happened to be there. My response was the “Birthday Cat” by ignoring her and walking past to a table. No eye contact, not a word said. She went berserk in front her beta orbiter. Poor bastard had no idea what was going on. I enjoyed a quiet evening while her orbiter chased her around and finally outside the bar.

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  19. on April 4, 2016 at 11:57 am Ponce du Lion

    Ponce has had a weird weird experience with women. I suppose all you know about Hilary’s quote on war.

    I’ve talked about the West and racial and so. And she was concerned about war. She started to cry and speak and then Ponce was in a state of disbelief proper of beholding the most infamous AWALT ever. Like a algorithmic biochemical reaction in a plain cell, her neurotransmitters revealed the deterministic programming. She said every thing equal to Hillary. Her solitude in case of their men dying in war. How this would be horrible because her loneliness. And how indolent I was because I wasn’t imagining how bad be a women how has lost her father brothers and husband is.
    I was speechless but eventually I gave a little of comfort.
    Usually we said that east asian women are soulless atm, but white women are just soulled atm.

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 8:29 pm Sentient

      Who is THAT in that Clinton quote?!?

      Holy Propaganda batman!

      Ahh hemmm…..

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    • on April 5, 2016 at 8:17 am Tarl Cabot

      This is the old woman’s lament- that war will leave her alone. For young women, war means rape.

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  20. on April 4, 2016 at 11:59 am Wrong Side of History

    “GIRL: “We could never date. You’re too short/tall/old/young/into your job/full of yourself/etc.”

    Ugh

    This shit made me loathe women when I was young beta sperg.

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  21. on April 4, 2016 at 12:41 pm Ang Aamer

    It’s odd that we still have guys saying “sounds butthurt”.

    I suppose if someone is not calibrated everything appears beta.
    The real tell of an Alpha Fem Ego Slay vs Beta Chump move is the timing and the wordsmithing.

    She challenges – “You are too immature”
    Alpha challenges back – “You sound Annoying”

    A beta would either not riposte back OR would go defensive.

    Also notice the off nose – “You sound”

    Beta butthurt is straight on “You are annoying”
    Alpha Muff Slayer is subtle “You sound annoying”

    Females love subtle, they love ambiguity of language that they can fill in with curiosity. Betas cheat Females out of a good hamster spin if the chumps keep the dialogue on the nose and boring.

    [CH: Ang, good analysis. I should have mentioned it in the post: the “sound” was meant for precisely the reason you gave. It adds a layer of ambiguity or, similarly, ambivalence, that acts like catnip on girls. “you sound annoying, anyway” strikes the girly ear differently (in a courtship furthering way) than simply “you’re annoying”.]

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 1:09 pm Hugo Stiglitz

      “It adds a layer of ambiguity or, similarly, ambivalence, that acts like catnip on girls.

      – CH.

      “Sounds” also gives them an out. They *definitely* aren’t annoying, they just could be.

      It also softens the blow and allows them the chance to prove they actually aren’t that annoying.

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  22. on April 4, 2016 at 12:42 pm tteclod

    Submitted for consideration.

    GIRL: “We could never date. You’re too short/tall/old/young/into your job/full of yourself/etc.”

    DOLCETT: “I don’t want to _date_ you…”

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 1:56 pm Sean Fielding

      Good one, assuming ‘date’ is emphasized and drawn out to at least triphthong length, with a slight leer.

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 2:05 pm tteclod

        As intended.

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 6:42 am Captain Obvious

        This subthread [including e.g. Radagast’s kkkomment], is getting at the heart of the matter. The fundamental problem with “We could never date” is that YOU showed weakness by first expressing interest in HER, which gives her the upper hand, which is always a huge risk. The suave playah instead pre-screens the chicks for natural chemistry [and filters out the b!tchiest of them] and then gets the best candidates to where their Hamsters are spinning so furiously that essentially they ask him out without him having to risk anything at all.

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 2:26 pm Edward Waverley

      Jack Nicholson is said to have used this at a party. A girl asked him, “Wanna dance?” Looks her up and down a couple of times… “Wrong verb.”

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 6:48 am Captain Obvious

        I very much like Radagast’s frame below here. But this Jack Nicholson approach is the polar opposite of what I was calling “completely naive & innocent Altar Boy Virgin Game” way up above here. With Jack Nicholson Game, you imply that you aren’t interested in paying for expensive meals & going to boring dinner parties & listening to her and her friend blather away endlessly about pointless nonsense. You just want to get down & dirty & nasty.

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 6:50 am Captain Obvious

        Bottom line is that you need to $exualize the conversation to move it forward somehow – get her thinking about either why it is necessary that the two of you sleep together or why it is necessary that the two of you NOT sleep together. But the question of sleeping together is what her Hamster needs to be spinning in turmoil over.

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 7:05 am Captain Obvious

        But even “Jack Nicholson Re-Frame” presuppose’s “Radagast’s Pre-Frame” [below here]: She asked Nicholson to dance, ergo she is already pre-selected for natural chemistry, ergo Nicholson risks nothing in immediately $exualizing the conversation. [Whereas if Nicholson had asked her to dance, and she turned him down, then trying to recover via a grotesque $exualization would just sound butthurt.] If the natural chemistry is there, then everything flows easily. What’s really difficult is if her hindbrain’s initial visceral deeply physical reaction to you is to simply cringe. Yes, it’s possible to break a b!tch who has an innate “anti-chemistry” with you, but at what cost? Pre-selection, pre-selection, pre-selection…

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 3:34 pm Radagast

      It’s decent but you’re still implying that you want her in the first place. Why give her that advantage? It’s just not gonna work on a woman who has a lot of confidence. Neg the bitch. Why is she assuming that she has a chance in hell to date you? Make her chase. Make her chase. Make her chase.

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 7:11 am Captain Obvious

        Exactly. PRE-SELECTION. Get them chasing you. YOU ARE THE PRIZE. Now if you show weakness by asking her out, but she cuts you off at the knees, then you can try a Jack Nicholson re-frame, of, “Honey, trust me, we ain’t gonna date. We just gonna get to know each other a little better.” But the problem in general is that you haven’t adequately pre-selected her for her natural chemistry with you. And/or you haven’t artificially lured her hamster into spinning in maddening desire for you [even if the desire is artificial, not natural].

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 7:11 am tteclod

        It seems to me that we’re losing sight of The Approach. Do we Approach, or do we act the part of Elliot Rodger, wondering why our innate attractiveness won’t work?

        I don’t think it’s possible to avoid The Approach. I’ll break it down for ya’ll.

        1. Assuming you’re not a rock star, women will not approach you. You must approach women. Even a “come hither” glance is an approach.
        2. The vanity of women contributes to the libido of women. Women “want to be wanted, love to be loved.”
        3. Both a player and a guy who wants a long-term commitment from a woman seek to short circuit her capacity to rigorously assess your mate-value.
        4. Even if you’re a perfect physical specimen with massive resources and immeasurable social power, you will want to appear stronger than you are.
        5. If you desire a woman, to have her you must take her. let’s call this “Dolcett’s Conundrum,” which is,

        You cannot fuck your virgin and keep her, too.

        What’s the aspiring shitlord to do? The answer is plain: YOU fuck your virgin; don’t leave the task to somebody else. If you want the girl, then you must go and get her. From that premise, all the rest becomes the mechanics of how to accomplish that.

        I believe CH has well established that The Approach is an integral part of that process, and Elliot Rodger has shown us what happens when we hope that women will approach us.

        Charge Mons Venus, boys. If you don’t go there, somebody else will.

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 7:29 am Captain Obvious

        Right, tt, but your approach has got to get the chemistry flowing and the Hamster to spinning. Yes, you can break a chick whose innate reaction [to you] is to cringe in revulsion, but at what cost? Also, if you break it, you own it [assuming you have a sou1 and you’re not a complete psychopath]. But trying to force chemistry into a relationship which is naturally chemistry-less is a very difficult row to hoe.

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 7:33 am Captain Obvious

        So much of this is pre-selection for chicks who are worth the effort, and also just sufficient general life experience to know when “We could never date” means “Okay, I’m interested in you, but I want you to work for it” versus when “We could never date” means “OMG you sicken me, get away from me, you filthy disgusting creep.”

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 8:33 pm Sentient

      We could never…

      This is gold “we’ll see how you play your cards” and a close second is “now your getting ahead of yourself”…

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  23. on April 4, 2016 at 12:45 pm Zag

    Working in a small restaurant for a while now. Me, about 15 girls and one butt hurt beta guy. The girls I work with range from 4-8, mostly 7’s. Some of them love asshole game some of them think I’m a pig. I can tell the girls that are into it are scared to be judged by their lesser value coworker/friends so I’ve been pulling some ninja game. The beta guy is an even worse obstacle, constantly cock blocking.

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 1:58 pm Sean Fielding

      Seems ‘don’t eat where you work’ may not apply here, unless that restaurant’s your career goal.

      Therefore, have you banged any of the 7’s yet?

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 3:21 pm Captain Obvious

        > ‘don’t eat where you work’ ——— The safe thing to do is to use them as entry points into their social circles, and then dip it in their BFFs or their BFFs’ BFFs. Use chicks to meet chicks to meet chicks. Also helps if you can introduce them to some cool [not Beta] dudes.

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 8:35 pm Sentient

        The case of the mercurial 7… 7 is a tough number for a girl, so close yet so far… some are bitchy some are super sweet…

        Don’t discount the reality that a lot of them will simply just like you and be into you… For the 7’s slow down the neg.

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      • on April 4, 2016 at 9:12 pm uh

        It’s all about the social circle with younger chicks. Here’s one of my all-time scores, from knowing a friend of hers (whom I took out to sushi in exchange for the hookup) — 19 year old:

        https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/12728951_10207012995941426_2514866541283607306_n.jpg?oh=65d83e06734e7120811b58849aac0a35&oe=5775F9AE

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  24. on April 4, 2016 at 12:55 pm Libertardian

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/04/04/ted-cruz-working-to-skim-trump-delegates-in-arizona/

    “Donald Trump is the winner of Arizona’s Republican presidential primary contest, but the Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) team is campaigning hard in that state — and others — to convince delegates to support him if the Republican National Convention moves beyond a first ballot.”

    Time to face it. Neither Cruz nor Kasich has a hope of winning, they’re simply having their strings pulled to hand the nomination to a quisling like Ryan at a brokered convention. Help the elites rape your country to death? Sure, if it means another few dirty pennies and another few moments in the spotlight.

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    • on April 4, 2016 at 1:55 pm Colonel Hogan

      Exactly. I’m in AZ and voted Trump. He creamed Cruc. Something like 49-30. I was impressed and surprised. I thought it might be close. Another agitprop fail

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  25. on April 4, 2016 at 1:27 pm An Asshole Line Girls Can’t Help But Love | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  26. on April 4, 2016 at 1:37 pm Johny

    found this gem:

    http://www.vox.com/2016/2/19/10996950/tinder-solid-dudes

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    • on April 5, 2016 at 2:33 am Glengarry

      Haha, big city lawyercunt Priya meets the AF/BB imperative, very funny. I wonder if she turned 30 recently. Interesting that it’s snooty libtard Vox that has had to debase itself into writing relationship BS.

      Also, Tinder seems to have gone downhill. Or is that uphill?

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  27. on April 4, 2016 at 6:54 pm Mr Meaner

    On Tinder I get a lot of girls saying “So tell me a bit about yourself,” or, it’s ugly cousin, the pre-flake line “I’ve just realised I know nothing about you.”

    If a girl’s saying either of these things to you, it’s a good sign, but it is also a huge piece of stinky beta bait. Don’t launch into a diatribe about your life, work and hobbies. And don’t ask “What would you like to know?”

    My stock standard response to this is “ask me questions.”

    This flips the script on the convo so that you’re the pursued one. And a woman asking a lot of questions is either a woman tingling or a woman on the way to tingling. Women hate hate hate men who volunteer a lot of unsolicited information about themselves.

    Drip feed her, make her work for it.

    Never fails.

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    • on April 5, 2016 at 2:37 am Glengarry

      I’ve heard “wanna smash” is the socially accepted reply.

      Comfort game follow up: “I wanna smash YOU … because you’re special”.

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  28. on April 4, 2016 at 8:41 pm Craig

    GIRL: “We could never date. You’re too short/tall/old/young/into your job/full of yourself/etc.”

    Me: You know, your mom said the same thing after I blew my load all over her face, but that didn’t stop her from sucking me off again.

    Your mom joke rape!

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  29. on April 4, 2016 at 10:11 pm jOHN MOSBY

    My answer :
    Do you wanna fuck or just talk ?
    Worked for me big time .
    But, that was back in the day.

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  30. on April 5, 2016 at 12:09 am Major1

    My contribution to our arsenal of asshole game, and one that you will have ample opportunity to utilize…

    A girl says something about her being fat, or having gained weight, or being dissatisfied with her figure, or she is gonna get in shape, etc etc yada yada.

    Talk about stinky beta bait. She is expecting you to immediately rush in and reassure her how good she looks. And then she will immediately rush in and assign you your well-deserved identity as a repulsively predictable beta supplicator.

    So…..

    Her: “Ugh. God I’ve gotten so fat. I’ve got to start running and get back in shape”.

    You: ” I don’t know. Some guys like a girl with some meat on her bones.”

    See? You have complimented and reassured her! It’s impossible for her to accuse you of insulting her, but somewhere in the murky swirls of her mind she’s pretty sure you just chopped her off at the knees.

    And…its springtime. Bikini season’s right around the corner. You’ll have plenty of chances to use this in the next ten weeks.

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    • on April 5, 2016 at 12:37 am whorefinder

      Girl: “I’ve gotten so fat.”

      Whorefinder: (slaps ass, watches it jiggle): “It will sautee nicely with a good chianti.”

      Hannibal Lecter rape!

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 8:35 am Sentient

        Wrong! If it is jiggly with succulent fat… braise my man… braise!

        Le Cordon Bleu Rape!

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    • on April 5, 2016 at 8:34 am Tarl Cabot

      “You”re not that fat” push-pull.

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 11:55 am Danger

        THIS!

        I have used the “You’re not that fat” line with amazing success. Girls act all offended by it and I call it a compliment.

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  31. on April 5, 2016 at 12:36 am whorefinder

    Last evening, Faggot Within saw a man use this line with success on a woman.

    Then he went home and cried tears of sadness into his Lena Dunham Body Pillow while listening to that same man rail his mom in the next room.

    Faggot Wtihin rape!

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  32. on April 5, 2016 at 6:16 am Barry

    Some good tips but eventually you realize women at5e not worth the effort. Even the hottest bitch once the novelty erodes has her insecurities, her anxieties and her drama.
    Bottom line is in think I’ve met about 5 women in my life who have actually interested me intellectually and had integrity.
    Getting to really now women and you realize they are malicious towards each other and preoccupied mostly with drama and infantile celebrity gossip. They are brought up that way and can do what they like as there is always a slew of beta men who let them get away with it.

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    • on April 5, 2016 at 7:18 am Captain Obvious

      “there is always a slew of beta men who let them get away with it” ——— YOU ARE THE PRIZE. Not she. You. The Alpha.

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    • on April 5, 2016 at 7:20 am Captain Obvious

      > “’ve met about 5 women in my life who have actually interested me intellectually and had integrity.” ——— And when you cross paths with a truly special snowflake, then move quickly to seal the deal for all eternity.

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  33. on April 5, 2016 at 6:29 am Wrong Side of History

    OT:

    How do you feel about creating a personal mythology?

    I’m thinking about telling bimbos that my line goes back to bad ass Genghis Khan and other steppe warriors.

    I’m somewhat mystery meat in appearance so ethnicity almost always comes up in convo.

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    • on April 5, 2016 at 7:35 am Sentient

      I’ve used this line ^^^

      Also Vampire a bit… It’s all good, what matters are the subcoms.

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  34. on April 5, 2016 at 7:24 am Sentient

    http://www.wnd.com/2016/04/what-trump-has-wrought/

    Patty B throwing down some truth… Fingers crossed tonight for TRUMP in WI… looking close…

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  35. on April 5, 2016 at 7:41 am wolfie65

    While Political Correctness – and the Gesh-tappo enforcing it – have taken some serious body blows in recent years and seem to be on the decline (The Gods be praised!), lines such as this one will still get a lot of butthurt and downright vitriolic reactions from human females.
    Unless, of course, You Are Brad Pitt and can do no wrong.

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  36. on April 5, 2016 at 7:43 am Andrew

    I have a line I use regularly that goes nicely with this post.

    “What’s your name”

    It can be used in any setting, work or dating.

    Real life example:

    Her: “You’re the most amazing man I’ve ever met”
    Me: “What’s your name” (coyly looking off into the distance)
    Her: (Her high value, high self esteem hindbrain understanding attraction truth and my game) “That’s exactly what I’m talking about”
    Me: ….

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  37. on April 13, 2016 at 6:34 am mike

    regarding carpet bombing ‘bad boy’ game, how would one do this? What really IS bad boy game? Just walk up to a hot girl you like and call her an ugly bitch or something? Or just grab her ass and tell her you bet she sucks a mean cock?

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  38. on April 13, 2016 at 3:34 pm s

    i kno izz power full.. met a guy at age 23, at the ibrary.. he was sittin next to me, readin a magazine about bears.. in the library, tskin my numbah, followen mee..n talkin to e.. textin me.. i texted back he told me i was to ypung n let it die, , im still hi captue. 2 dizz day, with or w/out my will.. ithin.. ehe,.. to this day, i think he is inzNE, he even got a letter but he is so cmfrtin n, lit eu kno. nive . .

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  39. on April 15, 2016 at 6:49 pm J1J2

    There is really no point in using “high self-esteem” as fake technical term meaning nothing more than “good-looking (and possessed of a mirror)”. Self-esteem is a (lasting) internalization of what we thought our parents thought of us when we were toddlers. There are plenty of good-looking girls with low self-esteem, and plenty of not good-looking girls with high self-esteem. It’s sort of like how there are plenty of guys with high self-esteem who ought to have low self-esteem, and guys with low self-esteem who ought to have high self-esteem.
    And guess which type has no trouble getting laid? Women think of us what we seem to think of ourselves. It is the Circularity Rule: circularity rules.

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