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Flake No More

April 5, 2016 by CH

This is what happens when you take Chateau pickup advice to heart and apply it in the field.

Hey CH I was the one [bernieciz] who emailed you about the girls flaking with the “I’m sick excuse” so I tried out what you said and here is the result:

flakenomore

I called her and set up plans for tonight and eventually got a confirmation text this morning:

flakenomore2

Heh, received this message today and it put a smile on my face:

flakenomore3

I know what some of the less perceptive readers are thinking. “Where’s the successful close? She still flaked on him!”

Ah, not so fast, young pantywad. Context matters. You’ll note three developments that strongly suggest this second “sickness” text from the girl is not a flake (i.e., an excuse to bail). One, after the “flaky mcflakester” gibe, she promptly replied with a flurry of three texts. No girl does this for a man unless she has had her curiosity and interest (re)ignited.

Two, she initiated a confirmation text the next day. Again, a girl planning on flaking (a second time) would not do this.

Three, her second sickness excuse sounded sincere. She’s effusive with regret, and at least puts on a genuine show of intent to meet at some point in the near future. The fact appears to be that this girl is a flu magnet, and doesn’t want to meet while sniffles and coughing ruin her appearance.

My conclusion is that this girl is still down to meet, and I look forward to bernieciz giving us all an update soon.

PS If I were bernieciz, I wouldn’t bother replying to her last text. The balls are in her court now. No need to hammer out further mission directives. Alternately, bernieciz could tease her for her inability to stay healthy. “maybe laying off the hooch wd help you get better”. Or:

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  1. on April 5, 2016 at 3:20 pm whorefinder

    No girl has flaked on me yet….

    …since I added an inside lock to the door.

    Keep it dark rape!

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    • on April 5, 2016 at 4:59 pm Hackett To Bits

      It puts the lotion in the basket…

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 5:35 pm Mr Bigglesworth

        Rofl!!

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 7:52 am Kermittheefrog777

        Now you try…

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  2. on April 5, 2016 at 3:27 pm Matthew Smith

    This blog has helped me improve on the number of girls I meet, and has gotten me more lays. I even sent it to my brother a few weeks ago, throwing him some posts from the archives about shit-tests and body language, and he was amazed about how it all made sense now. He’s become a reader now too.

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    • on April 5, 2016 at 7:07 pm Captain Obvious

      Tell him that swallowing the Red Pill, and dispensing with All the Pretty Little Lies, can be pretty dadgum depressing – especially when he starts to ponder some of the more horrifying implications of EvoPsych & Biological Calvinism – but tell him to hang it in there and grit his teeth and tough it out. Also tell him that when he masters Game, his journey has only just begun – that the true test of his character will be owning himself, re-working his Inner Frame, and not just mastering ZFG, but living and breathing and being ZFG.

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 10:45 am trav777

        it’s only depressing to betas who pedestalize women

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 2:01 pm Ponce du Lion

        Cap, the pill has been too hard for me, particularly the deterministic one too and the absolute nothing after death.
        The nihilistic abyss of the Truth at first is shocking and fearsome, but people get used to all over the time.
        The heavy part of women whoring was much more swallowable and relatively recent for me and hit a more tough Ponce

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 6:46 pm Captain Obvious

        John 14:16 — And I will pray the Father, and he shall give you another Comforter, that he may abide with you for ever; even the Spirit of TRUTH; whom the world cannot receive, because it seeth him not, neither knoweth him: but ye know him; for he dwelleth with you, and shall be in you.

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 6:47 pm Captain Obvious

        John 16:7: Nevertheless I tell you the TRUTH; It is expedient for you that I go away: for if I go not away, the Comforter will not come unto you; but if I depart, I will send him unto you… Howbeit when he, the Spirit of TRUTH, is come, he will guide you into all TRUTH…

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  3. on April 5, 2016 at 4:16 pm blogster

    sorry, this is rubbish. nobody gets the flu twice in rapid succession like that. this ones just a vapid drama queen.

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    • on April 5, 2016 at 4:26 pm Wrong Side of History

      It’s taken weeks for me to shrug off a flu.

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    • on April 5, 2016 at 4:44 pm Matthew Smith

      Hard to tell whether it’s true or not. At this point, it’s best for him to just not say anything, and see if she contacts at a future point. By that time I assume he’ll have other prospects anyway.

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    • on April 5, 2016 at 7:01 pm Captain Obvious

      I’m just about 110% Day Game now, so I have almost zero experience with iPhag Game, but this “flaking” – this degeneration of adult female personality & adult female character down to the level of, say, a friggin’ toddler – might be associated with not just the explosion in Cluster B insanity [to include HPD attention wh0ring], but it might also be associated with the iPhag addiction literally re-wiring their neural networks, and forcing a [biologically based] ADD/HD into their social interactions, making it d@mned near impossible for anything [such as a romantic date] to hold their attention for much more than 12 to 24 hours [and maybe even a lot less time than that].

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 8:20 pm Captain Obvious

        SHE: “Sorry, I can’t make it, blah blah blah…” YOU: “They say that the best palliative for ADD/HD consists of a couple of glasses of a nice Chardonnay…”

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 11:07 am Captain Obvious

        “The cure for ADD/HD is drinking a bottle of chardonnay with me.”

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 11:30 am Captain Obvious

        “The cure for YOUR add/hd is drinking a bottle of chardonnay with ME.”

        That’s actually true, btw. Nothing calms down a batsh!t crazy chick like drinking some wine and then having her brains f*cked out of her ears by a man who knows what he’s doing.

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  4. on April 5, 2016 at 4:54 pm Hackett To Bits

    We don’t know what bernieciz texted to her before this nice reversal of poon fortune. If he wasn’t doing much cocky/funny, he should increase it; that’s the intriguing ZFG guy you want to be, the kind chicks will walk across glass for.

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  5. on April 5, 2016 at 6:16 pm walawala

    I just wrote about this. The girl who flaked insisted we should meet up. She went on holiday. We texted back and forth. I told her to bring me back a bottle of wine from her trip.

    She wrote me saying she forgot.

    I replied with “…” and got a wall of text explaining how she had didn’t even buy a bottle for herself because she couldn’t bring carry on liquor while making connections blah blah blah.

    I’ve left it with her. It’s interesting to see how girls think they can get away with this stuff. When you call them out in a teasing way….they get defensive.

    Reversing the flake is a challenge but the playfulness in doing it is the only way to hold your frame and call them out without appearing butthurt.

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    • on April 5, 2016 at 7:11 pm Captain Obvious

      > “I’ve left it with her.” ——— Meaning Radio Silence? Because at some point that, little voice in the back of your head has to be whispering, “B!tch ain’t worth it, muh man, da b!tch ain’t worth it.” Just probabilistically/statistically speaking, there have to be some better chicks out there somewhere. Hafta be.

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 10:17 pm walawala

        I rarely get upset anymore because I have a few on the go and don’t take it too seriously.

        If she reaches out I’ll see how I feel and the tone of her sincerity. If she doesn’t I had fun pushing her buttons…

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    • on April 6, 2016 at 2:19 am Cad and Bounder

      The interesting thing about all of this is how rapidly behaviors are changing. Increasing smartphone penetration rates and social media/communication apps are changing their behavior so quickly that it’s rendering typical ‘pua best messaging practice’ almost redundant a few months after it’s given.

      Why not just accelerate the process to the inevitable CH denouement?

      We are either value to them or we are not. If we are value then simply, curtly arrange a date. Any bullshit, delay, ‘I’m sick’ etc should be dealt with quickly and in a binary fashion.

      ‘Okay. U dont want 2 meat. No prblem. Let me know and will deleat u’

      ‘Ok. This is the the byt wen u sugest a date wen u kan mak it’

      Or just send her a pic of a Cadbury flake bar.

      If we are value, then the girl will respond. If we are not then better just to move on.

      I know guys will put forth myriad examples of where text game worked, and ‘back and forth’ was productive, but ultimately they will have one thing in common: the guy was value to her from the start.

      *horrible spelling in the examples to help anyone who wants to use them. Girls google. A lot.

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 7:29 am Captain Obvious

        C&B, I hear you, muh man. I’m worried that the iPhag addiction is literally re-wiring their neural connections – that we’re witnessing a lysenkoist surreality wherein the “Anti-Nurture” is altering the Nature. We may soon be talking about how you’re gonna hafta rework your “value” to the point that you’re enough of a catch to convince her to go hard-Luddite, and ditch the iPhag, and leave the world of gibberish & nonsense, and cum join you as your mate in Realityville. Either that, or else use iPhag addiction as a filter to remove the hopeless basket-case chicks from your rotation.

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 8:32 am Uh

        “We’re all fuckboys now.”

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  6. on April 5, 2016 at 6:21 pm Libertardian

    “For all the “Trump is not a true conservative” shilling, Cruz basically has Trump’s positions now. It’s just a question of who you trust.”

    This can’t be hammered on enough. Cruz is still in the race b/c he was smart enough to echo Trump long after Trump did the heavy lifting of shifting the Overton window. Those who didn’t do so are out (except Cucksnitch, who has fewer delegates than Rubio and needs a shirt that reads “GOPE CATSPAW”). A leader or a follower, your call GOP voters.

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    • on April 5, 2016 at 6:51 pm Captain Obvious

      Lyin’ Ted has PLAGIARIZED The Donald’s entire campaign. As far as I can tell, Lyin’ Mr Princeton-Harvard Ted has never had an original thought in his entire life. His work history is also atrocious – zero real world experience outside of gubmint and gubmint-affiliated law firms. If that’s all that Princeton & Harvard are good for these days, then burn ’em to the friggin’ ground. SRSLY. Burn ’em to the friggin’ ground.

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 7:30 pm Lucius Somesuch

        The Ivy League will have to be purged by fire for this, as for other, offenses; but I dolefully note that the last time I visited CalTech’s homepage, its banner boasted of their commitment to “diversity”.

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 8:14 pm Captain Obvious

        The only other “semi-political” politician, whom I can think of, whose work history can hold a candle to The Donald’s, would be Ben Carson, considering the thousands of pediatric neurosurgeries which he performed. Most of the other politicians, with whom I’m familiar, have never worked an honest day in their entire lives.

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 8:15 pm Captain Obvious

        And NONE of them have ever thought an original thought about anything [except possibly novel new ways to launder money to themselves].

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 9:34 pm Captain Obvious

        Just now, circa 11:30PM Eastern, Tucker Carlson made the point about Lyin’ Ted plagiarizing the entirety of The Donald’s campaign. THANKS TUCKER!!! Now do you think you could start some talk about the $500,000 which Lyin’ Ted wired to Carly in order to make Sarah Isgur Flores go away? Or the $1,000,000 that B!tch McConnell just wired to Lyin’ Ted?

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 7:36 am Sentient

        TRUMP CAMPAIGN IN FREEFALL!!!!!

        ummm…. no. Just more propagandizing by the MSM and the GOP machine cucksuckers… Let’s recap… CRUZ no path to nomination absent contested convention. Still despised by the GOP faithful. Cucksich committing treason in a suicide mission… no path.

        But what’s this here… Cruz “wins” the Utah cuckus… thanks to Uncle #STOPTRUMP Mittens, then wins a paltry net 30 delegates in WI with TRUMP still getting 35% of the vote… Now let’s see what can you tell me about WI?

        Oh wait, failed candidate Scott Walker is the sitting guvnor… and what’s this here? Oh Sitting House Speaker and Mittens VP candidate is the WI state rep… My my my….

        Quite a win… quite a win indeed.

        http://www.politico.com/story/2016/01/paul-ryan-mitt-romney-scott-walker-retreat-218378

        Hmmmm….

        Looks clear to me now that absent assassination of TRUMP, Mittens and Ryan are going to try and steal the nomination and run again… into sure oblivion…

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 7:40 am Sentient

        This ^^^ is what a coup looks like in 2016… brought to you by the Koch Bros and Soros…

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 7:41 am Sentient

        Telling that Mittens has refused to endorse Cruz… why would this be?

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 7:43 am Sentient

        The title of the book will be Buttondowned for Treason ….

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    • on April 5, 2016 at 8:17 pm Libertardian

      Minnesota, please send WI their prize (Immivasion Starter Kit, aka a few million Somalis).

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 9:14 pm Captain Obvious

        Eskimo “Nate Cohn” of the J00 York Times stole my observation about the friggin’ Lutherans: “Ancestry and Culture | Iowa, Utah, Kansas – and Wisconsin – have something else in common: a large population who report their ancestry from predominantly Protestant countries in Northern Europe.” http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/05/upshot/donald-trump-wisconsin-polls.html

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 9:17 pm Captain Obvious

        Der Fuhrer must have felt that he had to go to war [both culturally & physically] in order to save the Germans from their own penchant for su!cidal obedience. It’s too bad that he couldn’t figure out a way to actually win.

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 8:59 am uh

        Not attacking Russia in winter and bombing London might have been a start. Oh but I know, I know — “Stalin was going to attack!”, says the hindsight crystal ball.

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 11:05 am Captain Obvious

        No kidding. Take your out enemies slowly and quietly and in the shadows. Don’t anger them simultaneously and then try to take them on all at once.

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  7. on April 5, 2016 at 7:40 pm Johnny Redux

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  8. on April 5, 2016 at 7:41 pm Johnny Redux

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    • on April 5, 2016 at 7:41 pm Johnny Redux

      ^^^These may work, nicely.

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  9. on April 5, 2016 at 8:40 pm Moses

    Would like to see some field results for the “Birthday Cat” response to a flake.

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    • on April 5, 2016 at 9:01 pm Captain Obvious

      Yeah, I immediately thought Birthday Cat. BTW, which software packages include Birthday Cat? Is it some sort of an “emoji” within a specific software environment?

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 9:09 pm Captain Obvious

        J00gle Images just serves up cr@p for “Birthday Cat”:

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      • on April 5, 2016 at 9:11 pm Captain Obvious

        Here’s CH’s birthday cat:

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 8:32 am Kermittheefrog777

        Ahhh, Birthday Cat. Successfully employed when I caught an ex sexts on her phone. Acted kewl, fucked her hard one last time, dropped her at work, and texted her that night that I know whats up and think we should just see other people no hard feels. Anger poured forth, only to stopped on Khazad Duhm by Birthday Cat. Back to the abyss with you!

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 9:00 am uh

        Cat’s name is Pusheen.

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 11:38 am ryanlatterell

        The birthday cat with the sunglasses is most effective

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  10. on April 5, 2016 at 9:02 pm Hugo Stiglitz

    Don’t text or Email. No social media. My best weapon is the gift of gab. The right shit just pops into my head, and then falls out of my mouth hole.

    Booze slows down my brain enough to take part in their primitive mating rituals

    Talking face to face (or phone) also removes the women’s ability to stop and assess the situation. Texting gives her time to think. I don’t want that.

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    • on April 6, 2016 at 7:16 am Captain Obvious

      HS, it sounds like we’re on the same page [even in terms of alcohol taking a toll on our creativity]. Also, with Day Game, you can quickly assess the degree of her iPhag addiction, and then you can even use excessive iPhag addiction as a filter for the chicks whom you do NOT want to get involved with.

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  11. on April 5, 2016 at 9:08 pm Wrong Side of History

    Robert Morrow doesn’t like Trump

    How is this possible

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    • on April 6, 2016 at 12:01 pm mendo

      Yeah, no kidding. DOn’t understand his hate for the man. He’s all about Cruz

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  12. on April 6, 2016 at 8:32 am plumpjack

    is justin bieber an up-and-coming shitlord? one hopes:
    http://www.dailystormer.com/based-justin-bieber-trolls-blacks-with-dreadlocks/

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    • on April 6, 2016 at 8:50 am tteclod

      This is more a case of, “Can’t we all just get along?”

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 8:55 am plumpjack

        maybe. this is the first I’ve heard of it. the guys at DS are pretty far right so when they call someone a brother-in-arms it grabs my attention

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  13. on April 6, 2016 at 8:48 am plumpjack

    best response I’ve seen with regards to a girl flaking due to illness, real or not, is:

    “ewwww…”

    then leave it at that. hit er up again in a couple weeks, if you’re still horny. otherwise who cares

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  14. on April 6, 2016 at 9:44 am Waffles

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    • on April 6, 2016 at 10:13 am Wrong Side of History

      He’s scrawny and lame.

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 10:22 am Wrong Side of History

        “I’d squeeze back but I’m grossed out by inverted nips”

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  15. on April 6, 2016 at 11:45 am Waffles

    Anyone have any good experience personally or with a reputable company that can spruce up/modify a resume? I am employed but currently looking for a new job and am finding it hard to make my resume “pop” and could use some help and/or direction in this area. Any help would be tremendously appreciated.

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    • on April 6, 2016 at 12:06 pm Sentient

      paging ElmerTJones…

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  16. on April 6, 2016 at 12:12 pm Days of Broken Arrows

    Your Twitter has gotten more interesting and relevant than your blog. During this crucial election season, I’d like to see some more of what you put on Twitter on here. We can always meet women, but Donald Trump’s candidacy is a once in a lifetime deal. The people that are trying to thwart him deserve immortality on your blog and not just snide mentions on Twitter.

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  17. on April 6, 2016 at 2:05 pm Ponce du Lion

    Why you guys in America use Line is instead of WhatsApp? Is because eskimoez shares in the app?

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    • on April 6, 2016 at 2:07 pm Ponce du Lion

      is Mossad owned?

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  18. on April 6, 2016 at 3:17 pm Costojanku

    Uh, what is this shit?

    Her: I had the flu earlier this week and thought I´d be better by now but I think I need to rest tonight…. Sorry!!!!
    You: That´s ok. Get well soon!
    You: (initiate contact about a week later)

    What´s so complicated about this?. The Chateau-adored reply seems quite retarded, especially given the “flurry of three texts” indicating that she was – surprise, suprise – ill.

    Stop overanalysing, patting yourself on the back publicly for oh-so-mightily ZFG-ing the poor girl, and get a life.

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