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Proud Incel Game

April 6, 2016 by CH

Consider the subject of this post an extended play version of the Game tactic “Agree & Amplify”.

Commenter anon stumbles upon the potential of Proud Incel Game when he writes,

i get plenty of poon. yet i dont look like i do. so to allay suspicions ill say i havent gotten any in so long i forgot how. they ask why i say bad luck things havent worked out ect. it does a good job with dismissing the fear they have that im some kind of player.

This can be parlayed into a boss pickup technique with a little practice and refinement, and especially on those girls who suspect you are a player and react defensively to your charms. The trick is to exaggerate your incel hopelessness beyond the bounds of shame. Envision the cadence of PIG rapport:

GIRL: Are you a player? That’s not my type.

RAGNAROK’S HERALDIC COCK: Oh man, if only. I haven’t gotten laid since Y2K. I forgot where to put it, it’s been so long. Grandmas are starting to look good to me now.

GIRL: Really? Why?

RAGNAROK’S BATTLE COCK: I dunno. Bad BO? Micropenis? Vox reader? Kasich voter? Maybe I just haven’t met the right girl yet. I’ll give it another ten years to see if this string of bad luck breaks, then I’m joining the priesthood.

At this point, she should be laughing, or at least brightening with curiosity. “How can he be so confidently blase about his failure with women?”, she’ll ask herself, and then she’ll rationalize your ZFG incel incongruity as a put-on or, better, a feint to create distance between you and her. And this, paradoxically, will make you a challenge and provoke in her a desire to “get through” to what you’re really about.

Give it a shot sometime. Nothing beats the instant feedback of the field to test out new Game techniques. If you’re up for it, try to find a balance between conspicuous hyperbole and regretful sincerity. That gray zone where ambiguity rules is the cauldron in which tingles are stewed.

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  1. on April 6, 2016 at 1:08 pm Captain Obvious

    “How can he be so confidently blase about his failure with women?”, she’ll ask herself, and then she’ll rationalize your ZFG incel incongruity as a put-on or, better, a feint to create distance between you and her… ——— BINGO.

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    • on April 6, 2016 at 1:11 pm Captain Obvious

      For me, it’s always been “Virgin Game” or “Altar Boy [no ghey] Game” or “I was so innocent and naive and pure as the wind-driven snow until I met you and then you totally corrupted me” Game. With puppy-dog eyes and fake sincerity and “No, I’m like totally serious!” and trying as hard as possible not to break out in laughter.

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 1:12 pm Captain Obvious

        Of course, once you reach down and start massaging the cl!t like the master that you are, they know that they’ve been had. Or at least that they’re in on the joke.

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 5:50 pm Ponce du Lion

        Alleged satirical video: a complete white shaming genocidal propaganda

        http://www.neo-magazin-royale.de/zdi/artikel/134841/be-deutsch-achtung-germans-on-the-rise.html

        They fail to realize that hate makes us stronger. We want to fight for life not for suicide.
        And all of them are so weak and coward. The most hate they put in the air the best for us. I don’t breathe another thing from long time ago.

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 5:52 pm Ponce du Lion

        They know well who their enemies are

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    • on April 6, 2016 at 1:22 pm Captain Obvious

      “You’re not like one of those girlz who does Tinder are you? My Mama warned me about girlz like you. Hey, what does ‘smash’ mean, anyway?”

      “OMG, you’re like so evil. I shouldn’t even be talking to you. I might not go to Heaven. I don’t wanna go to He11. I wanna go to Heaven.”

      “That iPhone thing you carry everywhere – is that like how you send secret messages to the dude that you’re cheating on your husband with? OMG, what if your husband like learned your password and he could see what you’ve been doing?”

      “Hey, that iPhone – does it come with a camera on it? BTW, what exactly is a ‘selfie’?”

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 2:13 pm Captain Obvious

        [REALLY HELPS HERE TO BE A LUDDITE WHO DOESN’T CARRY AN iPHAG]: “Yeah, I thought maybe that’s what it meant, because I heard these people talking about girls getting in trouble for taking NEKKID selfies, and I was like, ‘No Way! Girls wouldn’t do that, would they?'”… [PAUSE FOR EFFECT, THEN QUIZZICAL]… “Hey, you’ve never taken a nekkid selfie, have you?”

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  2. on April 6, 2016 at 1:21 pm IHTG

    I can’t ever see this working unless the girl asked if you were a player first.

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    • on April 6, 2016 at 1:34 pm Captain Obvious

      Think MISCHIEVOUS. With a twinkle in your eye. Mischievous is the clever subtle elegant segue to BAD BOY. And remember that John Dewey’s K-12 gubmint indoctrination centers & the Eskimo Frankfurt School Universities & the Bulldyke Bureaucratic Industrial Complex and everyone else in the Cathedral just hate hate HATE mischievousness in boys.

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    • on April 6, 2016 at 2:43 pm Sean Fielding

      Suppose you’re right – all the better. Amp up your push Game so high that if she doesn’t say ‘you must be a player,’ you knows she’s thinking it. Then pull back with this PIG stuff.

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  3. on April 6, 2016 at 1:21 pm Wrong Side of History

    GIRL: Really? Why?

    Because my left hand is prettier and in better shape than most girls I see.

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  4. on April 6, 2016 at 2:28 pm Major1

    Nah.
    No thanks.
    This technique except in rare cases is gonna be a loser.
    Self-deprecation, applied expertly, can be a great addition to the repertoire.
    But I predict this particular approach is gonna be pepper spray to a vagina.

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    • on April 6, 2016 at 3:07 pm trav777

      well i have used it. But then it only works coming from someone who obviously gets laid a lot.

      Then there are the other times they ask when is the last time you had sex and I look at my watch. Maybe I will combine the two for dramatic effect.

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    • on April 6, 2016 at 5:25 pm Captain Obvious

      PUA is supposed to mean Pick Up ARTIST. Not PUT == Pick Up Thug. Consider Glenn Gould playing the Moonlight Sonata. First Movement: A warm breeze blowing in the middle of a winter night; for a brief moment, the man senses that he is in the presence of the Almighty. Second Movement: Whimsical, MISCHIEVOUS, simple but not simplistic [a la DeVere]. Third Movement: Prestissimo Furioso, which, for all of you tards in the manosphere, is your mighty sword banging her brains right out of her ears, and her screaming, “OMG OMG OMG!!!”

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      • on April 6, 2016 at 5:27 pm Captain Obvious

        Or you could think of it as Craftsmanship, where the Craftsman always wants to use the right tool for the job. If the situation calls for Pick Up Thuggery [hello wh0refinder], then the Craftsman grabs Thor’s hammer, Mjolnir. Whereas if the situation calls for Pick Up Artistry, then the Craftsman reaches for Claude Monet’s paint brush.

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  5. on April 6, 2016 at 2:32 pm Slayer

    I’ve used the following lines ‘l haven’t had a tit in my mouth since l was 9 months old’ or ‘l haven’t seen a virgina since my mother’s birth canal’..hb response is laughter followed by flirty slap on the arm and a ‘omg l can’t believe you just said that’.

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  6. on April 6, 2016 at 2:35 pm Roman Dmowski

    I’m a little embarrassed to say that I used to get laid somewhat easily in my 20s by saying I was thinking about becoming a priest and was still trying to figure things out. It made curiosity/conquest interest by women of the “unavailable” man quite high. Since it was actually true, it wasn’t a “game” technique per se. Anyway, that path didn’t work out. Because I like women too much. And marriage didn’t ever happen because I like variety too much.

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  7. on April 6, 2016 at 3:02 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

    Nope. Doesn’t resonate with me.

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    • on April 6, 2016 at 5:02 pm quixotic

      I can see why but like CH said think of the deeper subtext:

      1. gets you and her talking about sex. ANYTIME a girl is talking about sex with you, its a good thing. Puts sex on her mind, she has to envision sex with you.

      2. Girls know which guys fuck. They can smell it and they can read your level of congruence between externals and internals. If her brain is saying “THIS GUY FUCKS” but you are joking that you never get laid, it makes the hamster spin in its wheel. Makes her more curious about you.

      3. Shows self-amusement.

      4. It shows a rock solid frame. This is one area where most betas are extremely sensitive, same as if a girl says “you probably have a small dick”. Most guys are going to unintentionally send off facial expressions/body language that indicates they feel attacked and are flustered. Most will give a butt hurt response. Only guys with a rock solid frame who KNOW they can pull can say “Yea i never get laid, smirk smirk” in a calibrated, congruent way. Its a very high level move, you have to have rock solid internals. Like you could just go the cocky route, “Bitch i get more ass than a toilet seat” but then youve fallen into her frame and are trying to qualify yourself to her. Instead blow up the frame.

      When i was on spring break 2 weeks ago i hooked up with a young hottie. Things were going amazing. We had already gone up to my room and smashed. We are walking down the hall hand in hand smiling walking back to the club (night is almost over, never gonna see her again) when all of a sudden, she stops dead, turns to me and says, “You’re boring” Then she just waits.

      What do you think i did?

      Did i get annoyed and roll my eyes? No
      Did i say, “no you are the boring one” No
      Did i say, “Shut the fuck up” No

      …I stared her dead in the eye, waited a beat, then smirked and said “sure i am” then leaned in and we started making out. She smiled so big and texted me next morning what a good time she had.

      They want us to pass these shit tests 🙂

      Thanks as always to the Dark Lord CH

      Make America Great again!

      P.S. Have you guys noticed the turning tide on usually pussy ass sites like Reddit? LMAO so many shit lords are coming out of the woodwork for Trump! Its beautiful, maybe there is still hope for the millennial American Man. The red pill is rising…

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  8. on April 6, 2016 at 3:48 pm burke

    i’m sure it can be done in such a way as to improve chances, but it seems like it should be done by guys who look like they get laid rather than those that don’t

    i have used small-penis-game to solid effect but it’s just because i’m very tall and it gets them on the subject of my wiener and they don’t believe it for a moment. plus you can quickly move to filthy talk when it’s about a tiny one (you’ll only want anal so you can at least know it’s in, etc etc)

    the incel bit though, in all honesty might plausible enough that they don’t notice it’s a joke fast enough for me. feel like it would be good for season 2 pickup artist era matador

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  9. on April 6, 2016 at 4:20 pm Organist

    “I saw a boob once”

    Do you have a girlfriend – “no, but I saw a boob once”

    [CH: lol. i totally say stuff like this.]

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  10. on April 6, 2016 at 4:33 pm Proud Incel Game | Reaction Times

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  11. on April 6, 2016 at 5:10 pm oink

    “the white man handing over the world to the (())-azn techno-autistocracy and mulatto underclass ”

    Deus Vult

    “He will bring those wretches to a wretched end, and will rent out the vineyard to other vine-growers who will pay him the proceeds at the proper seasons.”

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  12. on April 6, 2016 at 5:14 pm Craig

    GIRL: Are you a player? That’s not my type.
    Me: Nah, what makes you say that?
    GIRL: You’re just too blah blah blah
    Me: Do you always say that to every guy that hits on you?

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  13. on April 6, 2016 at 5:32 pm Anonymous

    I don’t know, this seems kind of like it could easily go “I’m desperate” if even a whiff of beta comes out of it. However, my favourite pick up lines are ones that are founded on in-congruency. I’m definitely a good looking guy and over confident most of the time, so my standard go to line is, said with pure confidence of course:
    ME: I’ve never spoken to a girl before. What do I say?
    *Most girls in day game scenarios laugh at this and usually play along or sometimes say…*
    HER: what?
    ME: So obviously you’ve never spoken to a girl either then?
    At that point if they don’t get it I just come out completely honest, “I’m just fucking with you. I thought you were cute as fuck and wanted a reason to say hi.”

    Good stuff.

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  14. on April 6, 2016 at 6:02 pm walawala

    The reason this works is the surprise it produces.

    Girl: “If I come over I may not sleep with you…

    Me: “That’s ok, I’m a virgin, be gentle”

    Her: What? Come on???

    Me: You have a dirty mind…what makes you think I’d want to fuck you, I’m picky there’s a test…”

    make up a test. Ask her questions and give her a score.

    Funny how the contrast suddenly puts her on the defensive for bringing up the idea of sex first.

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  15. on April 6, 2016 at 6:35 pm Volcel Supremacy

    GIRL: Are you a player?

    TEMPLAR’S TOWERING TENT POLE: No, I actually find it incredibly sad and pathetic how so many men center their God-given lives around the flesh organs of the Eve-ian estrogenic niggers-of-the-world.

    GIRL: Please fuck me!

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  16. on April 6, 2016 at 7:43 pm dc.sunsets

    This incel game seems related to “I’m gay” game. In college I watched a couple self-described gays land 7’s who bedded the gay as a quest to turn him straight. At least, that was the public rationale. Could have just been bat-guano crazy chicken symptoms.

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  17. on April 7, 2016 at 1:01 am Jeb

    “Vox reader?”

    That’s the best manosphere shiv I’ve seen since Vox declared himself a sigma male, far and above the regular alpha male, and certainly stratospheres above the gamma males who disagree with his pious righteousness.

    Kudos!i

    You really are a dark triad I admire.

    [CH: i was referring to ezra klein’s vox libfagatorium.]

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  18. on April 7, 2016 at 5:55 am martin

    It can work. Yes, I haven’t yet found a woman good enough, or, Yes, I just recently learned how babies are made actually, or, Yes, girls are icky. Making such an embarrassing statement (or having it made about you) naturally commands attention. So this gives you a moment to use it. But you have to be good at sending mixed signals so that women are either laughing or concluding you must be pulling their leg.

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