• Home
  • Diversity + Proximity = War: The Reference List
  • Shit Cuckservatives Say
  • The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon
  • Alpha Assessment Submissions
  • Beta Of The Year Contest Submissions
  • Dating Market Value Test For Men
  • Dating Market Value Test For Women
  • About

Chateau Heartiste

Feeds:
Posts
Comments
« Flake No More: Update
Priest Game »

There’s Something About The Jerkboys

April 6, 2016 by CH

This song could be the rapefugee anthem. Listen to young women, really listen, and you’ll come to realize the ancients were wise to cut women off from political influence.

A quick Crimson Pilled analysis of the lyrics.

Ohhh Ohh Ohhh Ohhh Ohhhh Ohhhh

She’s orgasming just anticipating the noncommittal attention of a bad boy.

Ask me to stay and I’m not gonna leave
Don’t make me wait with my heart on my sleeve
Cause I won’t go ‘less you want me to
I’d surrender it all for you

She would sacrifice her first-born for the love of a bad boy.

Friends turn to foes I don’t know who to trust
You say I worry, I worry too much
But I can’t help what I’m feeling now
I just want us to be somehow

Is her bad boy cheating? Careless whispers! Suspicion of his unfaithfulness only intensifies her love for him.

I said there’s somethin ’bout the bad boys
That makes the good girls
Fall in Love

They are bad, ergo they are lovable.

Clear as a crystal or sharp as a knife
Words will be words ’til you bring them to life
Show the whole world that you’re mine alone
Tell them girls to go find their own

Female preselection boosts male sexual market value. She loves that other girls are after her bad boy, but her erotic power is so complete he ignores the others to be with her. Or so she tells herself.

(and if you’re no good for me)
Don’t leave me stranded

She can only take so much foot-dragging (measured in prime years wasted).

(and if you’re no good for me)
Don’t lead me on

Shit or get off the pot.

(and if you’re no good for me)
I’d rather feel abandoned

Better to have loved and lost a bad boy, than to never have known a bad boy’s love at all.

(and if you’re no good for me)
Please be gone

She has to beg her intransigent bad boy to dump her, because she doesn’t have the inner strength to do it herself. This is a good time to remind yourself that hot girls have no trouble dumping non-bad boys on the flimsiest of pretexts.

PS Zara Larsson, the singer, is Hey Nineteen in this video.

Share this:

  • Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)

Like this:

Like Loading...

Related

Posted in Girls, Music, The Id Monster, The Pleasure Principle, Ugly Truths, Videos | 66 Comments

66 Responses

  1. on April 6, 2016 at 7:53 pm There’s Something About The Jerkboys | Neoreactive

    […] There’s Something About The Jerkboys […]

    LikeLike


  2. on April 6, 2016 at 8:00 pm Wrong Side of History

    Sad to watch a nubile Swede dance like a fucking negress.

    LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on April 6, 2016 at 8:22 pm Lucius Somesuch

      Only a tenth as sad as her sounding like one.

      I half-thought this was a “dance cover”. From Abba to vocoderizing a White girl into a Rihannabot– what a falling-off was there . . . .

      The 2:14 running time is an odd mercy though. What is this, the “premix”?

      LikeLike


    • on April 6, 2016 at 10:13 pm plumpjack

      her nigerian producer, Uzoechi Osisioma Emenike:

      LikeLike


      • on April 6, 2016 at 10:45 pm Matthew Smith

        Culture corrupters.

        LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on April 7, 2016 at 1:14 am FullPatrickBatemann

        Heheheheheh

        LikeLike


      • on April 7, 2016 at 3:00 am Pwn

        She’s singing in English, Matthew. Her culture was corrupted a long time ago and not by this man.

        LikeLike


      • on April 7, 2016 at 4:17 am irishsavant

        This ape is merely a tool of his Eskimo controllers.

        LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on April 9, 2016 at 7:41 am wolfie65

        Swedish girl + Nigerian ‘producer’ is NOT a combo that should ever , EVER happen, in no circumstances, nowhere, no way no how.
        Fuck you, bramänniskor.
        Fuck you, welcome culture.
        Fuck you, political correctness.
        Fuck you, baby boomers and the joints you smoked in on.
        Rot in hell for all eternity.

        LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on April 13, 2016 at 3:18 pm Deus Vult

        @ wolfie65:

        At this point, all I can think is: when do I fire up the easy-bake?

        LikeLike


  3. on April 6, 2016 at 8:02 pm Adam

    They really were hard up on the budget for this video me thinks.

    LikeLike


  4. on April 6, 2016 at 8:08 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

    Nice Steely Dan reference. Great song.

    LikeLike


    • on April 7, 2016 at 9:43 am mendo

      Yup. “The cuervo gold…”

      LikeLike


    • on April 7, 2016 at 9:50 am mendo

      Yup!

      “The Cuervo gold….the fine Colombian”

      LikeLike


  5. on April 6, 2016 at 8:36 pm Matthew Smith

    Most beta males/alt-right tradcons would say that she’s just a low self-esteem “bar slut”, and that girls really want nice guys. However, even the nicest girls still want a bit of ZFG/aloofness.

    LikeLike


  6. on April 6, 2016 at 8:44 pm Hesiod

    This is a perfect example of why I don’t usually listen to post-70s music, particularly when women are involved. The 80s and beyond really cranked up the white-women-acting-like-negresses sound. Not that the 70s and before didn’t have an element of that trend but at least back then there was still some melody to enjoy.

    LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on April 6, 2016 at 8:51 pm Matthew Smith

      Most songs that are sung by females nowadays are complete and utter shite.

      LikeLike


      • on April 6, 2016 at 9:02 pm Hesiod

        The last female-fronted band I’ve enjoyed is The Sundays back in ’92:

        LikeLike


      • on April 7, 2016 at 9:05 am uh

        Great band.

        Here’s another — singer doesn’t like a negro to me:

        LikeLike


    • on April 6, 2016 at 11:17 pm J.T. Malloy

      Hesoid, I think that white-women-singing-like-black-women thing started in the 90s. There was some gender-bending back in the awesome 80s and maybe some “tough girl” singers like Joan Jett, but I still think they all sang like white women.

      LikeLike


  7. on April 6, 2016 at 9:25 pm Thick_Biscuit

    Punchline: The song was actually written by a guy named Marcus Sepehrmanesh.

    LikeLike


  8. on April 6, 2016 at 9:32 pm Nikron Ptolemides

    What a wretched song. Everything about it is terrible, lyrics, vocals, vulgar skank dancing. A contemporary female-fronted band that is great is Alvvays. The singer is feminine and actually sings.

    LikeLike


    • on April 6, 2016 at 10:28 pm plumpjack

      thank you. that was good eye and earwash for the nîgger-worship shite above

      LikeLike


  9. on April 6, 2016 at 10:19 pm The glow brings out the haze

    My favorite chicks-dig-jerks song is The Way I Loved You by T-Swift. Brilliantly revealing of the extent of female depravity. I first heard it back in 2012, at the height of my beta-tude, and it made me so angry. Why does she not like this perfect guy?!?! Women make no sense!!! Then the Chateau rescued me

    LikeLike


    • on April 7, 2016 at 4:24 am irishsavant

      I wonder about the biological programming underlying this. It seems to condemn the woman to a biological dead end, or at least rearing children ‘fathered’ by a long-vanished cad.

      LikeLike


      • on April 7, 2016 at 5:50 am Ironpusher

        Alpha fucks and Beta bucks make the world go ’round!

        LikeLike


      • on April 7, 2016 at 8:00 am Captain Obvious

        CH: “She would sacrifice her first-born for the love of a bad boy.” IS: “It seems to condemn the woman to a biological dead end” ——— “Male lions use infanticide to get rid of offspring in a newly acquired pride that are not genetically related to the male coalition. Solitary males are also capable of killing the offspring of an encountered pride.”

        LikeLike


      • on April 7, 2016 at 8:02 am Captain Obvious

        “A new leader in the city monkey troupe is keen to mark his territory and rid all traces of the defeated leader from the troupe – including all the babies the defeated leader fathered.”

        LikeLike


      • on April 7, 2016 at 8:07 am Captain Obvious

        I can actually see this in many MILFs now [and, in retrospect, I think it was always there, but I just didn’t want to admit it] – when I enter the scene, I can sense how the MILFs become ashamed of their children who were sired by Beta seed, and they literally throw themselves at me in the desire to have children sired by Alpha seed. The Darker Truths of EvoPsych and Biological Calvinism are simply horrifying.

        LikeLike


    • on April 7, 2016 at 2:27 pm CBR600RR_Rider

      LikeLike


  10. on April 6, 2016 at 10:19 pm ng85

    It’s a good thing she’s nice to look at because the autotuning in this song is making my ears hurt.

    LikeLike


  11. on April 6, 2016 at 10:37 pm Exurban

    The same theme 30 years ago:

    Bad, bad, bad, bad boy
    You make me feel so good
    You naughty bad, bad, bad, bad, boy
    You make me feel so good, knew you would

    The way you hold me tight
    You get me so excited
    You do me, oh, so right
    My heart goes beat beat, beat beat, beat beat

    Bad, bad, bad, bad boy
    You make me feel so good
    I want you, bad, bad, bad, bad, boy
    You make me feel so good, knew you would

    And when he drives me home
    I feel safe at night
    You call me on the phone
    It goes ring, ring, ring, ring-a-ring, ring

    Boys will be boys, bad boy, bad boy
    Boys will be boys, bad boy, bad boy

    LikeLike


  12. on April 6, 2016 at 10:42 pm Anonymous

    Actually Hey Sixteen in the video, born ’97

    LikeLike


  13. on April 6, 2016 at 11:19 pm Nikron Ptolemides

    Contrasting the absolutely vile shit at the top of this post, today one of the musical greats of all time died — Merle Haggard. Merle was one of the last living links to the older America, the one worth living in.

    LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on April 7, 2016 at 8:14 am Some Guy

      Yes, it’s sad. I think the only one of the classic country greats left now is Willie Nelson. The rest are all gone.

      LikeLike


      • on April 7, 2016 at 1:34 pm Amasius

        What!? You don’t like Honky Tonk Badonkadonk?

        Trace Adkins seems like a pretty cool guy though.

        LikeLike


  14. on April 6, 2016 at 11:33 pm There’s Something About The Jerkboys | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

    LikeLike


  15. on April 6, 2016 at 11:34 pm J.T. Malloy

    I swear…every pop song that comes out today is just a copy of something else. Don’t people who listen to this crap realize what’s going on yet? Do they not see they’re being cheated out of good music, that they’re being conditioned to accept utter crap devoid of any artistic merit as “credible music”?

    I need to cleanse my brain of what I just saw. So here’s a gem from the 80s with a female singer…and this one actually plays an instrument(!)

    LikeLike


    • on April 6, 2016 at 11:43 pm J.T. Malloy

      Crap, that’s not the video I wanted. Let’s try again…

      LikeLike


      • on April 7, 2016 at 9:10 am Experienced Father

        They don’t play the Sax in hip hop or pop.

        Boy howdy. do I miss that sax sound.

        LikeLike


    • on April 7, 2016 at 12:27 am Laguna Beach Fogey

      LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on April 7, 2016 at 3:06 pm Hesiod

      Aimee Mann is a sweetie. I particularly like her contribution to Rush’s “Time Stand Still”.

      LikeLike


  16. on April 7, 2016 at 3:03 am Pwn

    Lol@being named after a cheap clothing store. Instead of whining like little girls about how much you disapprove of her or her music(which doesn’t mean jackshit to anyone), you could practice how you’d tease her based on her name. You know, for when you leave the basement.

    LikeLike


  17. on April 7, 2016 at 4:04 am Amasius

    A better song:

    From a better time.

    LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on April 7, 2016 at 10:11 am Big-Al

      Patsy Cline and Loretta Lynn are the best female country singers. Many red pill truths embedded from an older time, but they embraced their feminine side like few do today. Great voices too

      LikeLike


  18. on April 7, 2016 at 5:30 am George

    Here is a great contemporary Icelandic band that has a beautiful sound: https://youtu.be/mCHUw7ACS8o

    LikeLike


  19. on April 7, 2016 at 5:53 am MeAndDating

    Bad boys are exciting, unpredicatable and therefore fun. “You can do anything you want to a woman except bore her.” – Antonio Banderas’s character in ‘The Counselor’.

    LikeLike


  20. on April 7, 2016 at 6:18 am tteclod

    Here’s a question for the commentariat and proprietor.

    Is there such a thing as Rebound Game for girls recovering from bad boys? Can you play not-as-bad-boy and win girls you want by simply doing all the things the bad boy does, but retaining your soul and some empathy? Can a man be a ZFG asshole and a kind benefactor at the same time?

    [I’ve got my own answer, but I’m curious what folks here think.]

    LikeLike


    • on April 7, 2016 at 6:31 am plumpjack

      “Can a man be a ZFG asshole and a kind benefactor at the same time?”

      yes, my lord (her answer)

      LikeLike


    • on April 7, 2016 at 8:12 am Captain Obvious

      > “Can you play not-as-bad-boy and win girls…” ——— See two essays previous. Try “Virgin Game”, “Altar Boy Game”, “I’m the naive innocent little boy from the idyllic countryside and you’re the evil big city seductress who is going to destroy me” Game.

      LikeLike


      • on April 7, 2016 at 10:49 am tteclod

        I don’t think any of these is sustainable. Eventually every man’s purported innocence is revealed for the fiction it is, especially if you achieve success and then try to keep playing dumb.

        LikeLike


    • on April 7, 2016 at 1:34 pm quixotic

      Not really in my opinion. If you date a really bad bitch who has dated other bad boys before, she will only respond to darkness as it is normal and comfortable and familiar to her. I have one of these chicks as a plate and I am a “kind benefactor” at heart, albeit with some great dark triad qualities and very dominant. Sometimes being too nice to her leads to shit tests and i have to drop a couple “Shut the fuck ups” and other fucked up shit. Every sing time i do, its like catnip to her. She starts kissing me and cooing and shit. Kind of disgusting really. Such is the price they pay for allowing darkness into their hearts. Like that song on the radio says, “She dont want to be saved”

      so with some girls, you gotta learn to buck up and never allow yourself to act like a beta white knight bitch.

      LikeLike


      • on April 7, 2016 at 2:58 pm tteclod

        I’m beginning to comprehend that YES ALL WOMEN are like this, the only difference between them being the scope of psychological damage.

        LikeLike


  21. on April 7, 2016 at 6:26 am walawala

    Just watched Unfaithful, the 2002 film about a cheating wife…but I watched it through the Red Pill lens… Themes include: Alpha fux/Beta bux, bored wife who is ready to dump it all to bang some foreign drifter…who gets jealous of the fact that despite her cheating…she can’t stand his cheating… hypergamy in action.

    The Richard Gere character Edward Sumner is the epic Beta/Gamma…..pitiful, small, threatening lawsuits and firing his underlings for their lack of “loyalty”…

    Two great scenes: Bad boy bathroom bang and the whole movie itself but the confrontation scene:

    This is the entire film, worth a watch but check out this clip at 1:29:00 when the Richard Gere character Edward first sneaks into the building where his wife’s lover Paul Martel lives, confronts him, breaks down and cries, then murders him.

    Check out how cool the lover Paul Martel is…calm, lets the beta in, offers him a drink, makes small talk, doesn’t seem rattled at all….Check out how Edward whimpers, accuses Paul then in a fit of misplaced rage…attacks him instead of throwing his cheating wife out.

    LikeLike


    • on April 7, 2016 at 8:15 am Scanman

      “…Misplaced rage…”

      Nah. He should have killed them both.

      Odysseus had it right.

      LikeLike


      • on April 7, 2016 at 9:37 am walawala

        He should have kicked her out, taken the kid. At one point after police discover Martel’s body in a dump and start asking questions, Edward tells Connie he’s going to turn himself in. She begs him not to—because she’s afraid of losing everything beta provider offers: comfy home in suburbs, respectability of cute but clueless son…maid, good schools etc. Beta provider…yet in the scene before the beta confrontation, Martel bangs Connie in the stairwell after she goes nuts when she sees him with an other woman.

        LikeLike


      • on April 7, 2016 at 11:58 am Scanman

        “He should have kicked her out, taken the kid.”

        Hahaha. Riiiight…

        Spoken like someone completely unfamiliar with the family court system.

        Again, the ancients had it right.

        Lots of today’s “betas” have been forced into that role/posture by the prevailing laws.

        LikeLike


    • on April 7, 2016 at 7:41 pm Barry

      Another great AF/BB…movie is Carnal Knowledge from 1971.

      LikeLike


  22. on April 7, 2016 at 7:13 am Hackett To Bits

    I like the rationalization, about how she’s a ‘good girl’. The hamster makes sure she has no agency…

    Another classic song comes to mind:

    Desperada
    Why don’t you come to your senses?
    You been out ridin’ cockas
    For so long now…

    LikeLike


  23. on April 7, 2016 at 8:14 am oink

    “The advances of the enlightenment are being systematically and deliberately pushed back”

    Thank you, Jesus!

    LikeLiked by 1 person


  24. on April 7, 2016 at 8:54 am Swe

    “Better to have loved and lost a bad boy, than to never have known a bad boy’s love at all.”

    I heard a girl say the following to a friend who was being dumped by her bad boy lover (and note the specific words used):

    “It’s better to have loved and to have been abandoned than to not have loved at all”.

    Not lost [him], not to have left [him], but to have been _abandoned_. And the girl who said it is a very normal and average girl. Speaks volumes about the nature of women.

    LikeLiked by 1 person


  25. on April 7, 2016 at 1:46 pm Der Schlonger

    Take a look at her Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/zaralarsson/

    See this picture, for instance:

    View this post on Instagram

    Hmmm

    A post shared by Zara Larsson (@zaralarsson) on Feb 17, 2016 at 1:50pm PST

    Just another Swedish liberast, and her poor political judgment notwithstanding, she has no musical talent.

    LikeLiked by 1 person


  26. on April 7, 2016 at 10:19 pm wizkidjohnq

    Why should it matter to us if they don’t approve
    We should just take our chances while we’ve got nothing to lose.

    LikeLike


  27. on April 8, 2016 at 8:30 am 3.2.2.6.

    The song is a bit uncertain. They’re positive about a bad boy, but at the same time they’d rather they go if they’re not good for them. This seems ambiguous. A plausible issue is that the latter part is meaningful and the former vague and meaning whatever, or in brief that they’re singing about people who are friendzoned. In addition, there is a possible taming fantasy where a person being a ‘bad boy’ is a problem to the female and society and so they are allowed into a relationship in order to discipline them, which raises the question of who died and made them counsellor. So to speak. When it comes to cheating, they seem to have the issue that when they’re assured that they worry too much about it, they just shrug this off and think it’s fine, which implies that their partner wouldn’t have that much influence and is just asked to compromise constantly in a vague manner in the hope that it will be enough for her. Still, though, the song does raise multiple deep questions, such as whether they should stay or whether they go. It is deep songs like this that keep the author of Chateau Heartiste from being a reasonably obscure pop musician at least. Perhaps there is a niche for them in Christendom.

    LikeLike


  28. on April 8, 2016 at 11:29 pm The Word from the Dark Side, 4/9/16 | SovietMen

    […] Ladies love dark triad bad boys – the musical. […]

    LikeLike


  29. on April 16, 2016 at 5:54 pm What is this? | undrownpip

    […] reading about a year ago–not regularly, but sometimes–called Chateau Heartiste. And this is the kind of entry I’ve enjoyed most. If you’re looking for an explanation of male and female behavior […]

    LikeLike



Comments are closed.

  • Copyright © 2018. Chateau Heartiste. All rights reserved. Comments are a lunchroom food fight and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Chateau Heartiste proprietors or contributors.
  • Visit the Goodbye, America photojournal website.

    Then cleanse your visual palate with a visit to the Welcome Back, America photojournal website.

  • Pages

    • About
    • Alpha Assessment Submissions
    • Beta Of The Year Contest Submissions
    • Dating Market Value Test For Men
    • Dating Market Value Test For Women
    • Diversity + Proximity = War: The Reference List
    • Shit Cuckservatives Say
    • The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon
  • Twitter Updates

    Error: Please make sure the Twitter account is public.

  • Recent Comments

    Carlos Danger on The Confound Of Silence
    Carlos Danger on The Confound Of Silence
    Captain Obvious on Mocking The Globohomo Cor…
    Captain Obvious on Mocking The Globohomo Cor…
    Captain John Charity… on Mocking The Globohomo Cor…
    Captain Obvious on Mocking The Globohomo Cor…
    Dread Forman on Mocking The Globohomo Cor…
    Dread Forman on Mocking The Globohomo Cor…
    Captain Obvious on Mocking The Globohomo Cor…
    Captain Obvious on Mocking The Globohomo Cor…
  • Top Posts

    • Ugly, Misshapen, Tatted, Fat Catladies Hate Trump
    • Slutty Women Are Unhappier Than Caddish Men
    • The Great Men On Holding Marital Frame
    • ¡SCIENCE!: The NPC Leftoid Hivemind Is Real
    • Manifest Depravity
    • The Diminishing Returns Of Anti-White Virtue Signaling
    • Beta O'Rourke
    • Mocking The Globohomo Corporatocracy
    • The Confound Of Silence
    • Revolutionary Spirals To Civil War 2
  • Categories

  • Game

    • 60 Years of Challenge
    • Alpha Game
    • Cajun
    • Krauser PUA
    • Rational Male
    • Roosh V
    • Tenmagnet
    • Treatise of Love
  • MAGA MEN

    • Alternative Right
    • AmRen
    • Anonymous Conservative
    • Audacious Epigone
    • Dusk in Autumn
    • Education Realist
    • Evo and Proud
    • Gene Expression
    • Hail To You
    • Hawaiian Libertarian
    • Lion of the Blogosphere
    • My Posting Career
    • OneSTDV
    • PA World and Times
    • Page For Men
    • Parapundit
    • Rogue Health and Fitness
    • Steve Sailer
    • The Anti-Gnostic
    • The Kakistocracy
    • The Red Pill Review
    • The Spearhead
    • Unqualified Reservations
    • Vox Popoli
    • West Hunter
    • Whiskey's Place
  • Syllogism and Synthesis

    • Alias Clio
    • Arts & Letters Daily
    • Deconstructing Leftism
    • Elysium Revisited
    • Feminine Beauty
    • hbd chick
    • Human Biological Diversity
    • Library of Hate
    • Overcoming Bias
    • Stuff White People Like

WPThemes.


loading Cancel
Post was not sent - check your email addresses!
Email check failed, please try again
Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email.
Privacy & Cookies: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use.
To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here: Cookie Policy
%d bloggers like this: