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Game Recognized

April 11, 2016 by CH

What a public sight I saw recently. A fat (white) man — grossly obese like David Fatrelle after a pastry bender, arms like bloated Ganges corpses, manboobs jutting so forcefully into the air I thought they might spontaneously projectile lactate — was in the midst of a tiff with his (white) girlfriend.

His cute, slender, perfectly fuckable (white) girlfriend.

She was crying, her face contorted and flushed with emotional discharge. A lover’s argument kind of face. She was at his side, then walking ahead of him and turning to plead with him, then walking backward in front of him to keep pace with his uninterrupted stride, (or, in his case, shamble). Every so often she would reach out and grip his ham hock solicitously, to punctuate a question or coax a response.

He said nothing, mostly ignoring her except for the occasional exasperated frown. He barely acknowledged her, brushing off her touches and changing his peripatetic course so that she’d have to jog after him to keep him with earshot. His body language was as dismissive as his silence. This cute girl who’d have no trouble finding ten other non-obese men willing to fuck her and love her and dry her tears was chasing down a land manatee and begging for his tenderness.

BEGGING.

His tits were bigger than hers.

BEGGING.

Game recognized, fat man.

It’s not the first time I’ve seen similar scenes, but it was one of the more egregious examples of the awesome power of Game to overcome almost any male deficiency. How did I know he had Game? I knew indirectly, through his girlfriend’s reactions. But I also knew by the way he hauled his heft.

Fat as he was, underneath all that triple-chinned blubber I could discern the contours of a shitlord’s ZFG mug. His eyes, in permanent squint through larded lids, projected but one emotion: cocky self-confidence. He never wavered under the onslaught of her tears; there was no second act where her entreaties broke his situational command. He walked on, he smirked, he pushed her off, and he never appeased her implied demand for comforting reassurance. A fat man walking with a chiseled man’s self-regard. The alpha attitude was all over him, and when I saw that I understood how it came to be this thin, sexy girl was chasing after him, coiled in a tempest of dread that he might leave her and take the warm swaddle of his pendulous milktits with him.

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  1. on April 11, 2016 at 11:22 pm Game Recognized | Neoreactive

    […] Game Recognized […]

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  2. on April 11, 2016 at 11:42 pm Ripp

    “…that he might leave her and take the warm swaddle of his pendulous milktits with him.”

    lolz.

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 7:54 am Captain Obvious

      Since forever, I have been shocked at what certain at-risk HBs will settle for in dudes. I like to believe that NAWALT – that somewhere there are some Alpha Sh!tlord fathers who managed to embue some simple Common Sense in their daughters – but some chicks simply do not have any conscious analytic rational ability to disassociate their life’s choices from their Hamster’s tinglezzes.

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 8:32 am mendo

        “imbue” Cappy…dammit, man. I expect more you from you.

        But, just keep dropping the “Mordecai” name and it’ll be kosher.

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 10:13 am Captain Obvious

        The flip side of that is that you can use her horrible choices as a filter against her – if you learn that a chick once messed around with some real ogre of a pr!ck, then you can write her off as “MOYC” material – in fact, she’ll come to disgust you so much that you can write her off as someone you would ever even want to dip it in [much less actually develop fee1ingz for].

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  3. on April 12, 2016 at 12:01 am Benson

    I sense some cognitive dissonance in this post, which made it even funnier.

    Anyway, it takes a sizable pair of balls to carry that much extra weight around and possess the level of confidence this guy does. Impressive.

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 8:07 am Experienced Father

      >>Anyway, it takes a sizable pair of balls to carry that much extra
      >>weight around and possess the level of confidence this guy does.
      >>Impressive.

      This. +100

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 10:58 am Captain Obvious

        Tippi Hedron claimed that Alfred Hitchcock [considered a tub of lard by the standards of his day] was all over her during the filming of Marnie [with the implication being that he routinely expected to bed his starlets]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tippi_Hedren#Troubled_relations

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 6:32 pm Barry

        And if he did get in shape..he’d be unstoppable

        Might not be a bad strategy….develop inner game and test yourself being fat…if you can make it being fat…then you got it. Then start working on your fitness.

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 6:46 pm King

        Right. The hormesis of former fatties. What ugly morbid obesity does not kill me makes me stronger. This also explains why the PUA community is populated by former nerds and social outcasts. Their poisoned childhoods yielded great adult strengths.

        So long as it is a measured dose and so long as poison per se does not become an object of worship. “A little poison now and then: that makes for pleasant dreams. And much poison at last for a pleasant death” (ASZ).

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 4:52 pm Bezzle

      CH, did you get a look at his feet? Were they size 15s?

      A girl will put up with a lot to ride a telephone pole, and man knowing he packs an anaconda will have “automatic game” built in reflexively. If he had a two-inch chubby she had to dig to find, it wouldn’t be playing out this way.

      I call it the “Kingpin” syndrome: https://www.google.com/search?q=kingpin&num=50&newwindow=1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjMvN7vl4rMAhXMn4MKHcCtBDoQ_AUIBygB&biw=1591&bih=589

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 5:46 pm theasdgamer

        It’s not the size, it’s the throughput (rpm for you non-engineering types). Dancers are known for being awesome sex partners. That’s MALE dancers. Potent hips. Giggety giggety gig.

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 5:19 pm King

      Subject is a disgusting fatbody, and no amount of game can make up for the basic masculine dignity lost.

      The promise of game and pick-up is to bring manliness back to a culture of feminized cuckolds and confused daddyless whores. The more it succumbs to the (((project))) of pornifying human interaction, the less effective it is and the less worthy it is. All you are doing is teaching losers to masturbate more effectively, be it into a sock or into a latex-wrapped cunt-dump surrounded by chubby necrotic thighs and anomie. Frottage to distract from existential dread.

      They have left the regions where it is hard to live; for they need warmth. One still loves one’s neighbor and rubs against him; for one needs warmth. … They have their little pleasures for the day, and their little pleasures for the night …

      — ASZ

      Posts like these encourage losers to be ever more comfortable in their loserdom, the precise equivalent of telling Kelly Frownmouth the 200-lb 8th grader that “it’s what’s inside that counts.” Your monomania amounts to telling the online dork squad that they can be posthuman pots of obese flesh waddling the earth (they’ve got that part of “pick up” down without encouragement), but to game all is to forgive all.

      Clarify your message. Is there to be shame in this world or not?

      Matt

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 5:35 pm streetsweeper

        dude, your bedside manner is horrible. doesn’t the übermensch recognize the utility of etiquette?

        lighten up dork

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 5:47 pm King

        Etiquette to whom, and how precisely am I out of line? I don’t follow. Chivalry/politesse/deference is for superiors and equals.

        Humbly, most graciously, and fervently yours,

        Matt

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 6:39 pm Sentient

        This whole post here King reads of closeted homosexual yearning and projection…

        Please come out of the closet.

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 6:59 pm King

        “Projection,” he said.

        I will follow the great Greg Eliot’s practice of withdrawing from a “discussion” once the johnny-come-lately brigade starts chiming-in to declare their discovery of faggotry everywhere.

        I understand why you ultimately interpret all things homoerotically — you were taught that way by kikes who hate you. What I don’t understand is why your nature hasn’t revolted against such unnatural programming by now, especially considering your claim to being fully “sentient.”

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 7:19 pm Sentient

        Welcome back King…

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 7:35 pm Benson

        Calm down, Asperger syndrome. He’s merely pointing out that fat guys don’t have to disqualify themselves from a shot at love simply because of their weight.

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 8:25 pm King

        Expanding on a topic is a sign of Asperger’s?

        I understood his point, it has been repeated a thousand times. Only monomaniacs can enjoy hearing the same rudimentary lesson over and over again. So who between us is showing the signs of autism?

        It’s online shorthand to say you fanboys only ever spit out one-dimensional cliches like bots, but you keep insisting the caricature is true-to-life.

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      • on April 13, 2016 at 4:57 am Belle Igerent

        Reaching into the barrel scrapings for a homo joke is laziness, and it was well-parried. But that video was funny

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      • on April 13, 2016 at 8:22 am Old Codger

        Ahhhhh! The King, at it again, I see. A third rate “Elmer Gantry” at his finest, with some good ol’ down-home “Huey Long” thrown in to leaven his lumpy, uncouth mass.

        What happened King? They throw you off the corner and steal your soapbox? Where is your LORD now? Blessing all those athletes who pray for base hits or to score touchdowns? That sh*t must keep Him mighty busy, eh?

        But keep it coming, I need the laffs.

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    • on April 13, 2016 at 7:35 am Greg Eliot

      It’s about time King came back and posted some much-needed sanity and wisdom.

      The rest of you dweebs just STFU when he talks. 😡

      At least he hasn’t been put in perma-mod limbo, such as yours truly.

      And listening to guys like us is the only chance most of you yeggs have at getting an education… beyond the pathetic world of poon-uber-alles.

      You fairies.

      And CH, you bastard, wtf is up with this continued perma-mod censorship?

      You think you’re being a sport by allowing SOME of my posts to show up days later, to give the appearance that the chateau is still the place of much-touted RealTalk?

      What gives here? What exactly caused this subterfuge? Did Strapon make a $5K donation or something?

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  4. on April 12, 2016 at 12:12 am Polugre

    He has money, she cucked him with some young alpha, nothing to see here

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    • on April 13, 2016 at 6:48 am Ogre

      You nailed it!!!!

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  5. on April 12, 2016 at 12:29 am ricardo

    Heartiste…it used to be that stout men of heft were preferred through history, and with good reason: Men of GZF’s generous appetites, solidity, who could quickly overpower a muscular man by simply sitting on him, and who clearly had at least enough self-management to stay well-fed in starving pre-capitalist nations and unashamedly enjoy the prosperity in today’s near capitalist ones. A lot of people don’t realize the obvious and are brainwashed by the extreme left to look like concentration camp victims and be ashamed of their ‘privilege’ from winning over all the lousy societies elsewhere in the world…More fools they.

    I see the return of this type more and more today, and women who realize these are real men. For myself, I gave up weights for a good daily walk and three hearty meals long ago, been like Cleveland or Harding since middle age, had a ball, attract lovely women who realize I don’t care but do love a good time and sharing the joy, and never looked back.

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  6. on April 12, 2016 at 12:43 am l82dagame

    There are always exceptions. The vast majority of obese men don’t have got girlfriends. Occasionally you’ll even see a hot, feminine looking lesbian, but they don’t represent anything other than a freak occurrence.

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  7. on April 12, 2016 at 1:18 am Rajesh

    “arms like bloated Ganges corpses” “pendulous milktits”.
    It was not me he saw. Namasta! I have slim arms, bood bood bood.

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  8. on April 12, 2016 at 1:18 am olivermaerk

    The indirect method is usually the best way of finding out about a position within a relationship.

    From: http://freedompowerandwealth.com

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  9. on April 12, 2016 at 3:00 am jamesd127

    Old fat bald guy here.

    Not an expert in PUA by any means, but I am really old and was raised in a society less severely blue pilled than today’s society.

    And being old and fat and bald does not disadvantage me with women under thirty quite as much as I expected.

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 8:16 am oink

      bald is side effect of muh testosterone
      afaik

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  10. on April 12, 2016 at 3:04 am Diversity Heretic

    But in any relationship, doesn’t the “balance of power” shift once children are involved. Can a man truly be ZFG with the mother of his children? I don’t dispute the power of game, but how does it apply with children.

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 10:22 am greginaurora

      Women are like the ocean in their turbulent beauty; they’re dangerous if you forget their true nature. Men are that great rock the waves crash against, unmoving and unperturbed.

      How do you game your wife, the mother of your children? She’s a crazy-bitch. You know it, SHE knows it. So let her be crazy. Let her yell. Let her cry. Let her be a petulant child throwing a temper tantrum. React the same way that you would with a child. If a five year old is angry and screaming, are you going to get into a shouting match with him? (If you answer “Yes”, then you’re a shit father).Treat her the same. She doesn’t have the emotional maturity that you do. She thinks that she’s more emotionally mature than you are, and will tell you so. Let her. She’s a child, as all women are. When you start thinking of them as children, you’ll let go of your Blue Pill beliefs and start living life as a Man.

      Game is an art, not a science. You don’t need to apply ZFG to every aspect of your relationship with your wife. You two will have clearly bonded already. All you need to do is be that unwavering rock in her life that she breaks upon. When she’s done, tease her. Make her laugh at herself. Just don’t argue back. It’s pointless and counterproductive. She’s not logical, no matter how much you try to convince yourself that she is. She’s an adult woman, biologically driven to jump at the best offer in front of her. She can’t help it, and being a woman she has no self-control to stop herself from doing things that she knows are stupid and wrong. That’s where the hamster comes in; no matter how stupid and wrong it may be, she’ll convince herself that it’s smart and good. Because she’s going to do it anyway, and wants to feel good about herself while doing it.

      And that word “feel” is the key to everything you need to know about women. They don’t think. They just feel. If you argue with her, she’s not going to remember your sound, logical argument. She’s just going to remember how bad you made her feel. If you tease her into submission then play with her, like a child, she’s going to remember feeling like you’re fun.

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 1:58 pm Sentient

      It applies exactly the same as with no children… Z is for ZERO…

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 5:42 pm King

      “ZFG” is a marketing term to get customers to a relaxed buddhist detachment before receiving the Red Suppository. It is a means to an end, and anyone who mistakes it for a philosophy complete unto itself is a consumerist dupe.

      Of course you give fucks about certain selective things. To so strenuously advertise one’s not giving a fuck is to give many fucks about the projection of not giving a fuck. One normally and most healthily learns this lesson about trying to hard in high school. It is a contradiction that others can smell on the initiate, but understandable as a step up from nerdishness. Only if it doesn’t become fetishized into a philosophy of life, as tends to happen with long-time believers who never quite got out of the beginner phase — or old men playing young again.

      Women are not drawn to men without direction, passion, and command. And directionlessness is a direction. If you managed to procreate, you should have intuited this truth somewhere along the way.

      Matt

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 5:46 pm streetsweeper

        “*too* hard in high school….”

        work on your spelling. the lack of attention to detail from someone as anal retentive as you are is unacceptable

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 5:55 pm King

        And what does that make you, tidying up behind me four common typos? And what does you’re silence with regard to the substance of my account say about your criticism?

        Make one poast all year and already the ankle-biters begin nipping. Its what you do.

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 7:45 pm Lucius Somesuch

        I never thought I would say this, but–given that at times lately I’ve had the perilous intuition I was walking into a Hasbara afterhours party– I thought to myself, “Boy, if Greg Eliot, GBFM(TM), and old king matt king don’t show up and push some weight around here, the weeds will have the run of the place . . . .”

        So, though I’ve disagreed with the man, nipped his heels, even mocked him– I cannot deny he has a +140 IQ, great depth of reading, and his own, idiosyncratic and perhaps cranky, but: serious and sincere outlook.

        So even if it’s only to preach something orthogonal to the OPs and the committed commentariat, at least he’s keeping it, by his lights, real. And for that I will say–

        Welcome back, matt. Y– you earned it . . .

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 11:47 pm Ripp

        @Lucius

        re queen B.

        high IQ =/= experience with women. or ‘game’. and trolling (yet again) to snark at CH adds no value but only serves his personal agenda.

        And I disagree that queen B brings valueble discussion (push some weight) moreso than he projects his own sexual frustrations, lack of social accumen and general introverted misery materialized through ascii characters.

        lets be real:
        why would an individual continuously attempt to disparage CH and the general commentary over a subject matter he has overwhelmingly proven he has no experience in, while the said subject matter and confirmed real world results have helped and continue to help men for nearly a decade?

        queen B is not an asset to this forum. hes a stephen hawkins level troll.

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      • on April 13, 2016 at 5:32 am carlos danger

        Matt, did you pray the Rosary today?

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      • on April 13, 2016 at 8:29 am Old Codger

        First, Elmer and Huey; now the King assumes the mantle of Peewee Herman, all in a series of responses to Observations of a Fat Man.

        Oh gawd, keep it coming, oh Kingy! Best chuckles I’ve had in a month of Sundays!

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 9:38 pm Thors Hammer

      If you want to see your children, in your home, running to you, “daddy!” and not some hapless bf of the week, you better be ZFG. ZERO. Maybe negative. It’s the only thing keeping my offspring in my house. Even then it is a rotten period in history to be a father. Use every tool available and use them well.

      ZFG is the go-to when all else fails.

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    • on April 13, 2016 at 7:42 am Greg Eliot

      I never thought I would say this, but–given that at times lately I’ve had the perilous intuition I was walking into a Hasbara afterhours party– I thought to myself, “Boy, if Greg Eliot, GBFM(TM), and old king matt king don’t show up and push some weight around here, the weeds will have the run of the place . . . .”

      I appreciate the shout-out… my absence has been caused by being put into perma-mod about a month or so ago, and only a few of my posts showing up some days later, after a thread has already run its course.

      I’ve been periodically calling out CH to explain himself, but with no answer forthcoming, and no escape from my current limbo.

      I’m hoping, at least, the silence on his part is due to shame… shamed to admit that either he’s been given some marching orders by you-know-who, or some clown like Strapon has made a big fat donation to have the field cleared of any who would keep the JIDF in line around here.

      He seems to allow the more overt (and often ridiculous) Joo-baters to continue their shticks unabated… after all, that sort of thing is allowed opposition, because it lends itself to the yid memes of “mental illness” and such.

      For awhile, I thought Matt King was under the same ban… it’s heartening to see him chime in again.

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  11. on April 12, 2016 at 3:11 am Game Recognized | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  12. on April 12, 2016 at 3:37 am Anonymous

    This was poetry.

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  13. on April 12, 2016 at 4:48 am Hackett To Bits

    That’s a striking contrast with a analogous (horrific, Bizarro-world) scene in my hometown.

    I was stopped at the main traffic light in town. Coming my way was a skinny beta walking his fattie girlfriend across the street from the train station to the steak house, presumably so she could put away a 36 ouncer and he could dab one of her chins. She had at least a hundred pounds on him. He was nervously mate guarding her, eyes darting around, and not for oncoming traffic, there wasn’t any.

    Mate guarding a land mass. And she was grinning from ear to ear, plainly enjoying the fact that a male life form, no matter how low, was actually attending to her. It was disgusting, but like a car wreck, I just had to look.

    I wanted to jump out of the car and slap some game into him.

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 5:31 am Johnny Redux

      In some way, HtB, you have to hope that, as a couple, if they were to have children, that Nature will be kind and average out their extreme (fat girl and skinny man) genes and produce some normal, healthy, attractive children. And maybe that is the unspoken plan for each of them. One has to hope.

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 5:33 am AlmostAnonymous

      I think I just threw up a little in my mouth

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 10:20 am Hitfan

      The world is a sausage party, hence why low value females can attract males quite easily.

      Bodybuilding.com has several threads dedicated to creating fake female online dating profiles where they get hundreds of messages from desperate incels looking for any smidgen of positive female attention:

      http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=144422591

      This was a fattie. There was also another thread where the fake female profile was not only fat, but hideously ugly that had the facial features of a wild pig and lots of unwanted hair on her face. She still received love letters pledging devotion to her.

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 6:41 pm Barry

        Sperm is cheap but high value sperm is not. And women know this.

        If you reject a woman your value shoots up.

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  14. on April 12, 2016 at 5:36 am Scanman

    “Coming my way was a skinny beta walking his fattie girlfriend across the street from the train station to the steak house, presumably so she could put away a 36 ouncer and he could dab one of her chins.”

    Haha. Good stuff.

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  15. on April 12, 2016 at 5:37 am TLM

    Don’t let this site jump the shark with Dom Deluise game, there is no such thing.

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  16. on April 12, 2016 at 6:09 am wolfie65

    Producer & actress/singer ?
    Club owner & ‘dancer’ ?
    Crime boss & moll ?

    Money and/or fame (or some facsimile thereof) would pretty much HAVE to be involved in this scenario.

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 8:45 am Parachutist

      Or maybe the fat man is just better than you sometimes

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 8:50 am Greg Eliot

        And maybe a rabbi does have an occasional piece of ham.

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 11:05 am quixotic

      I know it always seems this way but I used to be 100 pounds overweight and pulled surprisingly attractive girls (7s and 8s or 6s and 7s depending on how hard you grade). I pulled thin attractive girls because internally i felt i ‘deserved’ to have a thin attractive girl even though i was not in good shape myself. You can be alpha and fat. I am 6’4 and some women do like ‘big’ guys who make them feel tiny/feel safe. HOWEVER, you have to be insanely over confident like the guy CH describes to keep them long term. I was not, so eventually they would start to check out/look at other prospects and then i would get needy and jealous and it would fall apart from there.

      Thats why i love CH and rollo/the manosphere so much for teaching me game 🙂

      My girls always eventually saw that even though I had confidence, i was a beta in the sense that i thought they were ‘amazing’ (would pedestalize and had one-itis; never cheated even though social proofing made random girls openly flirt with me sometimes in front my gfs).

      Now that i am in good shape and have real self confidence and game (flirt openly in front of my plates, employ dread like a motherfucker, rigidly follow CHs 16 commandments so they only expect to get feelz hot sex and skittles from me) life is crazy better. I hooked up with 3 girls this weekend. And I met 2 more at a bar in a mixed set (3 girls 3 guys) where i went in solo had to AMOG the guys and a bitchy floozy, made them fuck off, isolated my target and got just her and her fun slutty friend to the next bar. Never would have had the balls to go into a lions den like that 2 years ago. All praise be to the Dark Lord CH!!

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 11:24 am Ripp

        “…so they only expect to get feelz hot sex and skittles from me) life is crazy better.”

        100%. lolz..

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 2:05 pm Sentient

      Wolfie – Yareally has posted this video ^^^ (pretty funny scene halfway through) and a hundred other videos disputed your frequent Looks Money = Pussy rants…

      Alpha is alpha… why not just accept this…?

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 5:51 pm theasdgamer

        I demolished a bodybuilder with this line, “You’re so easy to talk to.” His girl laughed as she walked with me to dance. He was merely an accessory for the broad, like shoes or a purse. The body builder actually thought she would want to fuck him at some point.

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 7:33 pm wolfie65

        Because the sun does not rise in the west and water does not run uphill, regardless of how badly NotReally wants them to.

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      • on April 13, 2016 at 7:13 am Sentient

        Wolfie – CH himself shares a personal observation of a fat guy and a hot girl, as do numerous other posters… and you can look at video as well. But yet you wallow in your persistent, willful disbelief. Why is so hard to accept reality?

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    • on April 13, 2016 at 8:33 am Old Codger

      You forgot: “tingly vag and 12 inch cock”…so I FIFY!

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  17. on April 12, 2016 at 6:28 am Ironpusher

    In related news……skinny beta spergs still weap in celibacy, dreaming of the opportunity to wife up a chubby 30 y.o. single mom while ZFG milktits pumps & dumps HB8’s.

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 11:43 am quixotic

      Dude ill never forget when i was in high school and this couple moved in next door to my parents. The man was early 30s or late 20s, in great shape, dressed well, had a brand new mustang in drive way and a full head of hair. Basically from what i know now about game, he could have been SLAYING it.

      …He moved in with a FAT, OLDER, SINGLE MOM that he just wifed up. The moms daughter was already 10 years old i think, she became friends with my sister. She was pretty too lol pretty sure her absent dad was an alpha cad. the mom wore sweat pants and baggy t shirt everywhere, no makeup, shit pony tail and looked like a slovenly mess. That dude got up every morning and went to work to provide for some other man’s child and a way past expiration war pig. Fucking chilling…

      Learn game fellas, it can save you from this fate. Know your value. Know that as a man, you can always improve your value.

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 12:55 pm Ironpusher

        It happens all the time…..handsome dude with a good job wifes up a slovenly shebeast with a couple of kids that treat him like shit. I just can’t figure it out. Some men must walk around with a sign over their necks that says “please shit on me” and only fat single moms can see it.

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  18. on April 12, 2016 at 8:25 am Cesare

    The takeaway is simple: money, looks, clothes, age, and even circumstances don’t matter in the end. Alphas can have any number of those in their favor, but the attributes don’t make the man, they are only adornments and more effect than cause.

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  19. on April 12, 2016 at 8:57 am diamondjimwrites

    Chris Christie?

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  20. on April 12, 2016 at 9:12 am whorefinder

    “wait!” exclaims the Faggot Within. “You mean I didn’t have to start sucking cock to have any human contact? I could have gone straight, even as repulsive as I look?”

    A silent tear drops upon his the Bernie poster on his desk.

    Faggot within rape!

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 9:37 am Ironpusher

      He’s a 6’2 nordic god with a harem of hb10’s! Get it straight Whorefinder!

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 10:01 am Flames

        Who here, isn’t?

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 10:47 am mendo

        He’s even on RoK responding like that as. Well, minus the harem.

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 12:55 pm Ponce du Lion

      TSW is in some business right now

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 1:55 pm whorefinder

        love it.

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  21. on April 12, 2016 at 9:34 am TLM

    Dom Deluise Game? This site is a long way from jumping the shark, but unicorns & pixie fairies are more believable than fat f*ck game.

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 10:05 am greginaurora

      Envy is the opposite of Game. We’ve all seen couples that make no fucking sense according to the “Rules”, so what the fuck do you care if fatfuck has a hottie yapping at his heels?

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 10:57 am TLM

        Relax fat boy, I like to watch Paul Blart Mall Cop too, but only in Hollywood do fatties get the girl. Game can overcome many a weakness, be it mental or physical, in a man, but there is no such thing as gynecomastia suffereing pussy slaying gods.

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 11:34 am trav777

      I had a jiu jitsu teammate who was fat as hell, over 300 and short. His gf was hot AF. Saw it with my own two eyes. He was a guy who used to enforce for bookies and ready to fight at the drop of a hat and good at it.

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 11:50 am Damn Crackers

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  22. on April 12, 2016 at 9:58 am fightersword

    Just through his actions he was able to become higher value than all the fit and soft spoken betas roaming the land. It’s true she could have had 10 other better looking guys, and indeed spinsters who understood little about even themselves would have pushed her to do so. But the walking moon’s confident stride and give no fucks attitude not only made him seem a better choice than said fit betas, but actually made him such. Respect to you fat guy, may your children adopt your attitude but not your weight.

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 11:07 am Captain Obvious

      > “not only made him seem a better choice than said fit betas, but actually made him such” ——— As we devolve from the lofty heights of K-Selection down into the rank sewer of R-Selection, it becomes increasingly difficult to square the Hamster’s devotion to pre-human mammalian barbarism with any civilized sense of propriety or decorum or manners or good taste [or talent or smarts or virtue or anything else even slighty more evolved than common vulgar thuggery].

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  23. on April 12, 2016 at 10:33 am Ang Aamer

    I believe it… If we buy into red pill we have to accept there are dudes punching above their class

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  24. on April 12, 2016 at 10:42 am D-Dog

    … or a gold digger crying over losing his beta sugar daddy after him finding out about her wild night with Chad Thundercock. Not pictured: a few days later the fat beta forgiving her indiscretions and learning nothing from getting his first taste of the pill.

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  25. on April 12, 2016 at 11:11 am UKIP

    Dysgenics

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 11:36 pm Ponce du Lion

      Shut up! Fucking Bolshevik. Socialism, that is a dysgenic poison

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  26. on April 12, 2016 at 11:59 am Anonymous

    Related to this, the CH advice of “fake it til you make it” has reaped rewards for me. At one point in time I had to consciously try to act like fatty above. Now it happens automatically.

    Case in point: on a date recently with the woman and she tried to start an argument about me not sharing my food with her. Years ago I would have crumbled and apologized, then given her free access to my plate, while harboring resentment over it.

    Without having to think about it, I scolded her for trying to be a fatass, told her she should have ordered something else if she didn’t want her own food, and refused to let her have even a morsel of mine.

    She began pouting so I ignored her and asked for the check. Paid, then got up and left as I thanked her for ruining our night with her childish behavior. She started following me and crying while pleading with me to stay.

    I ignored her until she apologized to me, at which point I smiled, grabbed her, and kissed her. Then I took her to grab a few drinks before bringing her back home to smash.

    This behavior would have been alien to me about 6 or 7 years ago, but now it comes naturally and I reap the rewards. Awesome.

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  27. on April 12, 2016 at 12:03 pm Black Jak

    Another report from the field. A long while back you posted about the Game inherent in a confident gait. Well I did an honest self appraisal and saw that while I had made strides in some areas, my walk looked like a Chinese CPA with hemorrhoids. So I practiced. At first it felt totally ridiculous, but as with all things that changed with time. These days I have a sort of low, slow, cowboy gait.

    Well out with a plate during a break between 3 hour sexathons, and she’s at my side as we head for caffeine energy. And she turns to me and says, you know one of the most attractive things about you is the way you walk. For a guy my height (6 even ) its just catnip, she says. Yet another success for the Chateaux.

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 4:07 pm The Other Anonymous

      How you carry yourself is the 1st impression you make.

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  28. on April 12, 2016 at 12:05 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

    I see a couple like this who live nearby. Unbelievable.

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  29. on April 12, 2016 at 12:30 pm PA

    Looking for an old post on anti-Game. It all began with a friendly conversation I once had with a fat perimenapausal woman in an elevator and now she materializes from thin air wherever I go. She just complimented my shirt. My words to her henceforth are polite but perfunctory monosyllables. I now understand how a hot chick who made the mistake of being nice to that wierd guy in her class feels.

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 12:39 pm plumpjack

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 12:41 pm PA

        Ruprecht Rape FTW!

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 4:59 pm Reb

      Get her to rob a bank for you lolz all around.

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 5:55 pm theasdgamer

      Part of being awesome. Props. You’ll also find that other men envy you and try to demolish you. I’ll post about how to defeat their attempts to demolish you.

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 6:19 pm King

      Deploying anti-game would be conclusive proof you care too much. Kill them with kindness.

      What do you think about attractive women who still cannot handle unwanted attention despite receiving it their entire lives? It is their fault. They don’t have their shit together.

      Same with attractive men (and touchdown celebrations): act like you’ve been there before.

      These things take care of themselves because your measured/exemplary handling of what, absent your magnanimity, would develop into an awkward situation helps them more honestly self-appraise, count themselves unworthy, withdraw to save face, and more humbly approach you the next time. Drop hints that if she doesn’t end her faux-pas, you will be forced to call her out on it. It is quite white of you, after all. You are gallantly saving her the embarrassment. It doesn’t have to end in the mutual resentment that is the mark of the déclassé.

      Matt

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  30. on April 12, 2016 at 1:50 pm Anonymous

    Has anyone else noticed that they entertain much hotter women in person than online? (tinder, okcupid, etc)

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 10:23 pm Captain Obvious

      Day Game FTW.

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  31. on April 12, 2016 at 2:25 pm Buh

    It boils down to one factor: the degree to which one’s mild contempt for a woman’s bullshit is more visible than one’s thirst for her sexuality. I guarantee that Shrek probably puts up with enough crap from Thumbelina to give your average player pause… And he responds with conspicuous disdain after yet another mind numbing trip through the uterine cycle. The young thang’s inner masochistic submissive is stimulated every time she pushes fatty to the brink of disposing with her. Come to think of it… I might actually be the fatty in question.

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 3:47 pm whorefinder

      the degree to which one’s mild contempt for a woman’s bullshit is more visible than one’s thirst for her sexuality.

      just beautiful.

      Words to live by rape!

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  32. on April 12, 2016 at 2:59 pm syonredux

    Graphic display of female psychology in action:

    This human scarecrow

    has exclusive banging rights to her

    Everything else is commentary

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 3:20 pm Javier

      Alpha Male Of The Month: How Did Ric Ocasek Get Paulina Porizkova?
      https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2015/03/12/alpha-male-of-the-month-how-did-ric-ocasek-get-paulina-porizkova/

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 3:43 pm whorefinder

      Every man should teach his son at age 12 like this:

      Place three things in front of him:
      -a guitar
      -a piano keyboard
      -a camera.

      Tell him, “Son, I’m going to get you laid for the rest of your life far above what you deserve. Pick one.”

      Wish I knew then what I know now rape!

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 5:46 pm Vincent

      Didn’t the guy from The Cars get his hands on her?

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 6:22 pm King

      That video is from 25-30 years ago.

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 6:29 pm Vincent

        So? Nobody is as young and pretty as they were a few decades ago and the music sure isn’t as good.

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 6:38 pm King

        So it is slightly misleading to imply the eternal value of what Ocasik “has” (as opposed to had), given that Father Time is undefeated and pretty Paulina has long since come down to earth.

        As I say, “slightly.” This isn’t a bone of contention. Some background information was needed.

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      • on April 12, 2016 at 9:30 pm syonredux

        Checked out some recent bikini shots of Paulina. Looking pretty damn good for a women in her 50s. So, no longer the off-the-scale, 10+ Goddess that she was 25 years ago, but still a solid 8.

        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3133589/Paulina-Porozkova-50-displays-ageless-physique-hits-beach-skimpy-blue-bikini.html

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    • on April 12, 2016 at 6:37 pm cortesar

      That is fine but would that work with Shanqueenzilla, beauty recently discovered by Daily Stormer on their most recent pageant Schönheit Stirbt Nie

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  33. on April 12, 2016 at 4:26 pm V

    what is this little nugget??

    https://www.ncscooper.com/donald-trump-bombshell-ted-cruzs-wife-former-call-girl/

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    • on April 13, 2016 at 8:18 pm Greg Eliot

      It’s a stupid joke, man… read the article before you give nonsense like this legs… ESPECIALLY at the chateau. 😡

      You fairy.

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  34. on April 12, 2016 at 5:23 pm The Observer

    Well, the whole “do you lift bro” thing is a way for Betas to level up after all.

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  35. on April 12, 2016 at 5:57 pm Disciple of Tyr

    Nonsense.

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  36. on April 12, 2016 at 6:59 pm plumpjack

    OT. brief, honest, unintentionally funny video of the chinese perspective on doing business in the darkie continent:

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  37. on April 12, 2016 at 9:31 pm Comment Of The Week: Is There An Elite Plan To Africanize American Culture? | Chateau Heartiste – The Americanist

    […] Game Recognized » […]

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  38. on April 13, 2016 at 4:19 am Yossarian

    I tend to see the opposite. Vomitous, land manatee, female Hutts jerking the chains of whimpering but lissome young chaps. Break free, I yearn to scream, wrap your chain under the folds of its bewhiskered chin, get a purchase on its body and squeeze, squeeze, squeeze for victory. Fatties everywhere.

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  39. on April 13, 2016 at 5:18 am carlos danger

    This why he has such tight game.

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  40. on April 13, 2016 at 7:03 am Sentient

    TRUMP crushing it in NY… He has upstate and NYC support, polling over 60% now…

    If he gets 50% he gets all the 95 delegates… ahead in PA, CA and MD as well…

    TRUMPtrain steaming on…

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    • on April 13, 2016 at 12:00 pm onmyway

      NY doesn’t have the 50% WTA trigger, He’ll probably end up somewhere in the 60-70 range.

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      • on April 13, 2016 at 3:38 pm Sentient

        Nahh…

        Tuesday 19 April 2016: All 95 of New York’s delegates to the Republican National Convention are allocated to presidential contenders in today’s New York Presidential Primary. [Rules of the New York Republican State Committee. Article XI. Rule 1.]

        81 district delegates are bound to presidential contenders based on the primary results in each of the state’s 27 congressional districts. Each congressional district is assigned 3 National Convention delegates who are slated by the Presidential candidates prior to the primary. In each district:
        If a candidate receives more than 50% or only 1 candidate receives 20% or more of the vote, that candidate receives all 3 delegates.

        Otherwise, if at least 2 presidential contenders receive 20% or more of the vote, the candidate with the most votes receives 2 delegates and the candidate with the second most of votes receives 1 delegate.

        Otherwise, if no presidential contender receives 20% or more of the vote, the party will elect 3 delegates without considering the results of the primary.
        14 At-Large delegates (10 base at-large delegates plus 1 bonus delegates plus 3 RNC delegates) are bound to presidential contenders “winner-take-most” based on the statewide primary results. 11 of these delegates (the 10 base at-large delegates plus 1 bonus delegates) are elected at the state committee meeting.

        If a candidate receives more than 50% of the vote, that candidate receives all 14 delegates.

        Otherwise, the delegates are distributed proportionally to those candidates receiving 20% or more of the vote. Round fractions to the nearest whole number. If too few delegates are allocated, the candidate receiving the largest vote receives those the remaining delegates. If too many delegates are allocated, subtract those delegates from the candidate(s) who met the threshold but had the smallest number of votes.

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      • on April 14, 2016 at 4:25 am onmyway

        Yeahh…

        ” In each district:
        If a candidate receives more than 50% or only 1 candidate receives 20% or more of the vote, that candidate receives all 3 delegates.”

        “14 At-Large delegates (10 base at-large delegates plus 1 bonus delegates plus 3 RNC delegates) are bound to presidential contenders “winner-take-most” based on the statewide primary results.
        […]
        If a candidate receives more than 50% of the vote, that candidate receives all 14 delegates.”

        Only 14 delegates are assigned based on statewide results, remaining 81 are CD by CD. If Trump gets over 50% in *all CDs*, he will get all the delegates. Otherwise, any CD with less than 50% for Trump=at least one delegate stolen by the Cuck team.

        It’s similar in California: very few dels to win statewide and ~170 distributed CD by CD (but CDs are winner-take-all there).

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      • on April 14, 2016 at 5:56 am Sentient

        The point being that despite no trigger his off the hook polls are suggesting potential sweep. He may end up with 80p + dels.

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      • on April 14, 2016 at 8:34 am onmyway

        I agree with your point, he’s gonna win big there. Just not all 95 delegates (and my estimate of 60-70 was probably too conservative).
        It seems that the Republican race will be decided in the ocean blue California. Oh the irony, quite fitting.

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  41. on April 13, 2016 at 11:05 am Seputar Android

    Nice

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  42. on April 13, 2016 at 11:17 am Shauna

    Plot twist; it was his mother begging him to get a job.

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  43. on April 13, 2016 at 3:18 pm s

    maybe he was like er daddy n gpt under her skin ,.

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  44. on April 14, 2016 at 8:29 am Some Guy

    The hardest part for me has always simply been breaking the ice

    Take classes in your local community college. They always have group work in the non-STEM classes. The ice is pretty much broken for you.

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